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I miss you.

I miss you too.

I need you to let me do the talking when we get to this next location.

All right. You got your seatbelt on, right?

Of course I got my seatbelt on, this guy.

Just, just, why you even got this tie on? Let's, let's, let's talk about this.

Here you go again, man.

Here I go, bro. I want to be presentable.

Presentable. We're HOA, Homeowners Association.

Yeah, but you gotta have pride in that. You gotta have pride in that. This is

our neighborhood.

I understand that.

But you...

You got us looking a little crazy, man, with the tie and stuff, man.

You need to look more relaxed and presentable to the person we're going to

and not scare them like, look like the damn police.

Respectfully, I hear you, but I don't dress you in the morning. All right.

That's another problem, but I digress. This next homeowner, man, we've been

getting a lot of complaints about this young lady. Oh, okay. It's been kind of

quiet lately, so.

No, not in this section of the neighborhood. Apparently, she's running

little naked.

A little naked?

Is that a figure of speech?

Well, maybe it is, but she's absolutely running around naked.

Oh. And we can't have that.

Yeah, no.

It's a family -oriented neighborhood, and we like to keep it that way. Yeah.

I would only imagine there's a lot of distractions going on with that.

So, I mean, yeah.

We're going to go in there. This is why I say let me do the talking because, you

know, I've dealt with these type of people before.

You know, you're new.

So let me show you how to do this, how you deal with these kind of people

because it might get a little tricky. Okay. Okay?

Yeah. So stay focused.

I got it. And loosen up that damn top.

You know, I actually got it. I brought a second one if you want to.

No. No?

No.

Now remember, let me do the job.

Hey, how you doing?

Hi, can I help you guys?

Hey, how you doing?

Hi. We're HOA.

Have you gotten any of the notices from us?

No, I haven't seen any notices.

None of the notices.

I don't know what you're talking about. My grass is at the perfect level. My

bushes are trimmed.

I don't know why you guys would be here at the level they're supposed to be.

It's not the grass that's the issue, ma 'am.

The notices are you're running around the neighborhood naked.

Naked? Naked. That's exactly what I said when I heard it. I just got back from a

run. Do I look naked to you? Like, this is my typical running outfit.

Ma 'am.

What do you call this? Can you... Not naked. This guy's new. This is what I

mean. She said this is not naked.

Do I look naked?

Does she look naked?

It doesn't even matter.

You're naked, ma 'am. You can't even see my belly button. I'm fully cooked.

Ma 'am, you got the buns out.

You do have the buns out. And they're shiny.

Why are they shiny?

I'm running in the sun in Florida.

You want me to burn my buns? I got suntan lotion on.

I understand, but help me out here.

He's new.

So, this is a very family -oriented neighborhood, and I understand your

to exercise freely, but we might need you to be a little bit more modest

it's too much.

I mean, you're running and you got to do that.

You're really not going to let this go, are you?

It's been on our desk too many times. It's really not much holding on to it,

that's what we're saying.

Ma 'am, you've got to understand.

Listen, I'm not changing, so if you guys want to come inside and talk about this

some more, we can, but I should be allowed to jog like this.

Come inside?

It's hot.

Let's take a step outside. I don't want to stand here. We'll break it down

further. We can work this out.

Come on. After you, I guess.

Go ahead, have a seat. Let's talk this out.

Because I'm not understanding.

Like, I think I look perfectly fine.

I'm covered.

You can't see anything. No nips. No pussy.

A little bit of ass, but, like, no ass cracks.

You, like, even when I stretch, like, can you see my pussy?

Um. See, you can't see anything. Right?

No, no. You're still completely covered.

What's the issue?

Um... Man, you... It's just a lot. It's a

lot, and it's... It's a lot, or I'm a lot?

That's a trick question now.

Both. You gotta be honest, man. It's both. Would they be complaining if I had

ass?

We both know the answer to that.

Then... I should be allowed to wear this.

Unfortunately, we live in a biased world.

And it's really distracting.

It really is.

Look,

just watch. Tell me, like, when I'm stretching, fully bent over on the

can you see my pussy?

No, no.

No, right? It's covered, right?

Therefore, not naked.

I didn't see it. So, I just want to dismantle you a little bit because...

I'm not saying that you're naked. I'm saying that the community is saying

naked, and that's the bigger issue here. The community.

We don't want anything to slip.

This is another one of my stretches that I do. Do you see anything from this

position?

Nothing, right? I'm all covered.

And still, like, nothing, right?

It's fine. Can you see anything?

No, no. You're still very covered.

See?

Not naked.

Wait.

Nothing. So I'm not naked.

Like, everything is covered.

You know what? You're right.

Let's get out of here. Ma 'am, I'm so sorry about this.

Oh, my God. What the fuck is that?

What is that?

Ma 'am, I'm so sorry about that. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Showing you I'm

professional. That was, we were just leaving. We were leaving. No, no, you're

not.

Let me get this straight. You two came in here. Tell me I'm being inappropriate

for how I'm dressed while running. No, that is inappropriate.

Now I got two HOA agents in my house and one has a fucking boner.

I'm so sorry.

That's inappropriate.

It's not what it looks like, man. It absolutely is not what it looks like.

It kind of looks like it is what it looks like. Wow.

I mean, he has literally a fucking boner. You came here to say that I'm an

inappropriate. Oh my God.

You both have boners in my house right now.

I think we need to come to an agreement.

Agreement? Yeah, are the letters going to stop?

Are all these notices going to stop?

I can't fully guarantee that I can work on them.

He's the boss. He can't guarantee it, can you? I'm still training.

Okay, if I get another notice to my house, I'm going to be sending HOA a

about these.

Okay, okay, okay, okay. I think maybe we could like help each other out, right?

We kind of owe each other something right now.

I think you guys owe me an ass massage. I've been running all day.

I think you're totally right.

Give me a massage, and I won't say shit about that or that.

And lips are sealed.

That works with me.

And no more letters to my house.

We will do our best. I'll work on that as well.

All right.

Have at it.

I mean, just go.

Yeah, get some oil.

Make it shiny.

okay um this is what you want yes you sure it's okay i need a massage and i

think you guys by the looks of it want to give a massage so no absolutely

absolutely um we're going to just make sure you know we take care of you so you

know maybe we make this go away and you've been exercising all day so i'm

sure your glutes are tight they are they need rubbed out

And then no more letters to my house.

And I won't send any letters to the HOA telling them about this little

inappropriate gesture.

Totally understand.

Totally understand.

You would really do a lot of running.

Super tight.

It'll get you to get all these muscles a little less tense.

Yeah, just like rub them out, you know?

That feels nice.

Really?

Yeah.

As long as you like it.

Soft, right?

Yeah, super soft.

Yeah, that's great.

Feels great.

I think we can all agree we won't have any more notices after this, right?

Yeah, no, no notices. Yeah?

I'm in agreement.

And what are we going to do when the community sends another letter about my

outfit? We will respond, but

we're on a group understanding.

You're going to tell the neighbors that?

You investigated and you deemed that my outfit is not inappropriate.

Yeah, totally appropriate.

Absolutely.

We are in complete understanding.

Oh, I can feel the knots leaving.

There we go.

This is so good.

Just ease into it.

Like that?

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

You know, I think it's only right that I like return the favor, you know?

Yeah. Yeah, maybe rub me and I rub you.

Yeah.

You're like, I can take it out?

Yeah.

Oh,

fuck.

Aww.

Look, look, look, look.

Thank you.

Yes. Yes.

She's so dead.

Yes.

That's right. Let me tell you a fucking funny story.

Oh, fuck you. You can't take off.

That's right. You ain't done. You got to take it.

Yeah.

That's right. You got to take it while he doesn't.

That's right. Good girl.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Eat that. Eat that.

That's for you.

Oh, we're all over here.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. You like that?

Yeah, you like feeling my throat?

Yeah.

Is it on the screen?

You go get that pussy here, girl.

something good.

That's right, gag him. That's right, make him gag one more time.

Yes.

Just like that.

Keep doing that.

Yes.

That's right. Let him fuck you up.

Oh, you grab that shit.

It's like the bakumi.

Ooh.

Yeah.

Ooh, it's like jelly.

That shit bouncing, ain't it? That shit bouncing.

No, no, no, no.

Oh, baby, go.

Put that dick back in your fucking mouth, baby.

Yes.

Here you go.

That shit sounds so fucking sexy.

That's right, eat that shit.

Eat that shit.

Yeah.

I love a girl that can walk the path.

Yeah, girl.

Oh, man. You fucking suck. Eat that shit.

Oh, girl.

Yeah, that shit's so good.

Just like that.

He's doing that.

He's doing that on his dick.

Oh, man.

Oh, no, no, no. You're sucking.

Oh, no, no, no. You're so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so,

so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so,

so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so,

so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so,

so, so, so, so,

Yes, yes.

... ... ...

... ...

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Fucking sexy.

Oh, yes.

You did it.

You did it.

Oh, look.

Put that dick back in there.

You fuck that pretty face.

Yes.

That's right.

Eat it up.

Welcome back. Oh, yeah.

Yes, yes, yes.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

That's right, get comfortable.

I'm gonna stuff you with it.

That's why I keep your fucking mouth closed.

That's why I keep your fucking mouth closed.

That's right.

Shake that ass down.

Shake that fucking ass down.

He's so fucking nasty. Look at you.

You can't fucking get enough. Look at you.

No, don't you stop. No, don't you stop.

Don't you stop.

Bring that ass here.

Bring that ass back.

Just like that. Bring that fucking ass back here.

There you go.

Now eat this.

No, no, no.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, God.

Oh,

yes. Oh, my God.

That's right. Yeah, multitask, bro.

Like

that.

That's it.

That's it.

Hey, you good girl.

That's right.

I'm going to massage your throat with that dick.

That's fucking sick.

Go ahead. Push me out.

Push me fucking out.

That's what I'm talking about, right?

That's right.

Let me long dick this pussy.

Good stroke.

Good stroke.

Let me long dick you.

Come on.

Good girl. Stop running from this dick.

Stop fucking running from me. Let me fuck you.

Oh, I can't wait for this.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

I'm covered in your guys' cum.

Now that was me being naked.

That's naked.

So, guys, I think we made a deal, right?

Definitely, yeah.

No more notices? No more notices. We'll take care of those.

Awesome.