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We're going to go for a spring break
this year. What do you mean? We're going
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go to Fort Lauderdale like always,
silly.
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Yeah, that's what I mean, like always.
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Fort Lauderdale is from back in the day.
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It's too been -there -done -that kind of
place.
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Listen to this brochure.
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Tired of the same old spring break rut?
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Try Edmistic Desert Wells, the
acceptable alternative to spring break
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Steeped in mystery, adventure, nature,
and the unknown.
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Just like Palm Springs without the
haircut.
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Hey, I don't get that, but it is dirt
cheap.
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Mystic Desert World, look out!
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That means all new batches of summer
school sluts. Ooh, I like that. So
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of spring break sluts, we have summer
sluts, right?
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You got it.
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I think that in 2 ,000 years, men would
prefer to suck my toes barefoot or open
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-toed shoes.
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Hmm. What do you think, Katie?
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I think in 2 ,000 years, men are going
to be such big perverts, they're going
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have toe suckeries and they're going to
do all of it.
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I think so, too. Mm -hmm.
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So, you finally glad to get away?
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If I have to listen to one more
indoctrination lecture, I'm going to
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sideways through my skirt.
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You think there's enough room?
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Room for what?
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You all have to be comfortable.
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Comfortable enough for you to lick my
tan lines.
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Oh, yeah, lick my ass.
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South Hodad Surfers in January.
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cock in my brain.
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participating in any of the kids'
activities.
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a course on eating pussy instead of the
difference between a gecko and a
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chuckwump.
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I want to be a pony girl too.
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You want
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to practice that with us? Uh huh.
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Are you ready for my cut?
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the story of ten years of bloody battle
between the Greeks and the Trojans. The
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war was sparked by Trojan ambassador
Paris seducing Menelaus' wife Helen and
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taking her back to Troy.
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During the course of the war, numerous
battles took place and many died on both
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sides. Achilles, the greatest of the
Greek warriors, slew countless Trojans.
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But in the tenth year of the war, the
Amazons, led by Queen Penthesilea,
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the Trojan forces.
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She was killed in battle by Achilles, as
was King Memnon of Ethiopia.
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Achilles' career as the greatest warrior
then came to an end when Paris, with
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the help of Apollo, killed him with an
arrow which pierced him in the heel.
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Odysseus was considered the more clever
hero, and not surprisingly, he was
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protected by Athena, goddess of wisdom.
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After Achilles was killed, he held the
Trojans back and was the one to convince
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50 Greek soldiers to hide inside the
Trojan horse.
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It was built by Appius and left in front
of Troy. He told the Trojans that the
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horse was an offering to Athena.
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The Greek army then withdrew. The
Trojans tore down a part of the wall,
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the horse inside, and celebrated their
apparent victory.
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At night, when the Trojans had fallen
asleep, the Greek soldiers, hidden in
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horse, came out.
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opened the gates and gave the signal to
the main army, which had been in hiding.
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The city was totally destroyed.
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You know, I've been trying to fuck Helen
up for six months. I don't think she
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likes men.
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Well, she hits on us all the time. She
doesn't have a problem with girls.
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Maybe it's your technique.
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There's nothing wrong with my technique.
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Hey, aren't you the star of that Trojan
army?
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Yes, I killed that motherfucker
Achilles. He's such a heel.
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What else do you do to impress girls?
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want your thoughts with us.
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Us mythological characters need to get
the hell out of here.
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the end.
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I have an idea.
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I want to take you girls to the Isle of
Lesbos with me.
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And I would think about taking Paris,
but he'd just try and molest all of us,
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probably. You?
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Yeah, I understand what you mean. Arthur
can be such a pain in my ass sometimes.
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You know, sometimes the ice cream man
doesn't serve ice cream.
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You got that right.
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At least we have each other.
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This is perfect
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You know, I was thinking.
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oh baby blow like the wind
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I fucking hate Dickens for breakfast.
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Fuck me.
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Oh, fuck yeah, you are just so good.
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Yeah, I think we're good.
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Get it, woman.
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Fuck it all up.
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Next time, I think I want you to stick
it up my
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ass.
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I think we can make that a date.
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Ladies? Who are you?
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I am glorious Victorious Bongwater.
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Praetorius of all Rome.
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And if I were your emperor, you'd have
one suit each.
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One suit.
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I'm Helen of Troy.
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We don't need your help.
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Are you sure you don't need my help, ma
'am?
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All right, then.
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I'll be off.
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One day.
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That looks good.
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Do you like big talk?
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Yeah.
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Big talk? Yeah.
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She's got it in there.
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I see a moon.
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fierce desire of Menelaus that the world
not find out that his wife Helen was a
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dyke. Thus, the Trojan War lingered on
for ten more years.
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But before Helen was returned to her
rightful husband, she had one more
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encounter.
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um
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Ironically, some stories claim that the
real Han never went to Troy, for she was
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carried off to Egypt by the god Hermes.
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And Paris actually took her twin sister,
Hydemnestra, to Troy.
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Thank you for your support.
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