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Hey, where's your sister at?

I don't know. I'm texting her.

We were supposed to go to the beach together.

She probably doesn't want to go with you.

She probably is tired of hanging out with you.

I don't know.

I mean, she just left like 20 minutes ago.

She probably went down there.

Why are you still here?

Because I don't want to go to the beach. We were at the beach all day yesterday.

I just want to hang out in the room.

Why aren't you with the girl?

What girl?

That we set you up with yesterday.

Oh, yeah.

I don't know. I don't know.

Is it because you fucked her and won't talk to her again?

No.

What is it then? I'll do something.

I just, no, I didn't even have sex with her.

Why?

I guess her personality was like kind of, I don't know.

it's just we didn't like click like that i just yeah not

my type well what's your type then none of your business

don't worry about it because she like was kind of hot doesn't mean like i

thought like i had to have sex with her so you're gonna have sex with her no

why because i just said why because i just i don't know like i just didn't

to

You're weird.

Is it because you're gay?

No. Get the fuck out of here. It's okay. I'm sorry.

I'm not.

Why do you think that?

It's okay if you are. Just don't lie about it.

I'm not... I'm not gay.

Well, your sister thinks you are.

No, she doesn't.

Yeah, she does.

Are you serious?

Serious.

Get the fuck...

Get out of here, you weirdo. You're lying.

I swear.

I'm not gay.

I'm just like picky, kind of.

You're picky?

Yeah.

Well, do you have a small penis?

What's that got to do with anything?

I want to see if you're lying.

I'm not lying.

You're lying.

Butthole? I have to show you my penis?

You really think I have a small penis that's why I didn't hook up with that

chick? Probably.

Because I'm embarrassed?

Yeah.

Don't tell my sister about this.

I won't.

You really want me to show you?

Yes.

Fine, I'll show you.

okay oh my gosh it is small

it's just not it's not hard right now

that it can like really big how big does it get like i

mean like like pretty pretty big like it's like seven eight inches or

like a boner in front of someone like on the spot okay if i was a dirty would be

hard shut up no no i wouldn't be

if i should be my titties will you go home

yeah i mean like yeah probably

Yeah, but don't touch it with me.

You

open

my dick.

See, look, it's getting bigger.

Yeah, see?

It's not like all the way yet, but...

Yeah.

Is she like... Is she like

putting her mouth on it until I go all the way over there?

A little bit.

You still think I'm gay?

I don't know.

See, it's not small.

You're right.

You do got a big dick.

So are you, like, good at having sex?

Yeah.

When's the last time you had sex?

I don't know, like, a couple months ago.

With who?

A girl that you guys don't know.

Oh.

You're just gonna lie about everything. I'm not lying.

What should I like?

Should I wear a condom?

It's like really hot.

Can I do like whatever I want?

You're so good at sex.

You think so?

Yeah. Thanks.

Told you.

Why don't you have sex more often?

I don't know.

I'd be like the right kind of girl, I guess.

Like a girl like me?

Oh my gosh, you're cute as a girl.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God. Oh,

my

God.

You're a fucking doggie.

Oh my goodness.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

I didn't even go in there.

You're out?

Yeah. Oh,

shit.

I'm not gay, I told you.

I'll tell my future about that.

Yeah, you're definitely not gay.