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Hello, beautiful strangers, and welcome to Cat Reacts. I'm Cat, and I react to

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Great. Today I will be reacting to a film called Blame It on the Bellboy.

from 1992, and that is all I know about it. I don't research these films

beforehand. I have no clue who stars in it.

Nothing. I just see the poster, I see the date, and I'm like, yeah, why not?

you want to join me on the journey of discovering what the film is all about,

then go right, hop on, and let's go.

Ooh.

I need to start researching this film.

Yeah, Matt.

That means the name!

He probably don't know because he's hanging upside down, the blood is all

streaming to his head.

Oh, no!

Buying property?

Well, it's my bath, actually. I'm just supervising the purchase.

Found any fools yet?

It's a Mr. Orton from England.

30 % if you can get cash for it by Wednesday.

If I sell this place by Wednesday for cash, you'll triple my commission.

Medidate, they're called, if you're interested.

Miss Caroline Wright.

I need to deliver this by hand to Mike.

Mike Lawton.

Mike Lawton. Mike Lawton. Room 310.

No.

That's the wrong man.

I'm supposed to have an envelope delivered to my room. It doesn't seem to

arrived. What name?

Mike Lawton.

Mike Lawton?

Yeah. So everybody has had their mail mixed up. Okay.

Bettina Scarpa will be at the enclosed address all day tomorrow, Tuesday.

your own time. Good luck.

Mr. Marshall, sir, it's Melvin here. What's the villa like?

Well, I've only just got here. I haven't actually seen it yet.

Oh.

Imagine if this was your job.

Mr. Orton? Yes, I'm looking for Miss Caroline Wright. Yes, I'm Caroline

Do you think she's going on a date with her?

It is, um, Mr. Caroline Wright? Yeah. I didn't expect you to be quite so, uh,

young.

Is he then getting mixed up in some mafia business because of that wrong

information? Okay.

This is your last chance.

Get it.

Who

did he

shoot?

Dead? It's not a villain.

Clearly. Talk to me one more time about a house buying your little shit. I rip

your flabby little face off. Here I am thinking that the Italians are always so

friendly. Clearly not.

One.

Two.

You're awful at this, aren't you?

Do you like what you see?

Oh yes, yes, very much so.

Well, I suppose we really ought to get down to the nitty gritty. I thought we

could perhaps have a meal or something.

First. You said this was my last chance.

What's this?

Mr. Marshall. He says, go to Venice, check out the villa and buy it.

That should have been you, you dickhead. You just out here shooting parrots.

Come on, man.

Can I join you?

I've seen you before, been following me all day, haven't you? Trying to pluck up

the courage. Well, here I am.

I'm all yours.

My clients would never bother with this sort of thing.

Clients? Now, he thinks that he is on a date with a sex worker.

Are you married?

I'm a widower.

Oh. She was a very good wife, Rosemary.

Trying to forget my... Thanks.

You know what it is for, eh?

Meditate? They weren't locking up. Well, honey, you just wanted a nice romantic

vacation in Venice and you ran into Ted Bundy. That's just unlucky.

Bundy?

Is he collecting for his own personal photo album or something?

Come on.

Beautiful, isn't it?

Venice, the Grand Canal, your neck.

Jesus Christ!

Drop me off, will you? Do you want it or not?

Yes, obviously.

And you'll be able to pay cash. All right.

But it had better be pretty special hanky -panky if you want me to pay.

-panky? You're only going to pay cash.

If I have sex with you... Oh, it's over there.

Well,

we've got to make sure it's a wet.

I'd like to check out, please. I'm sorry, I'll be coming back here in a

I'd like to check in again, please.

Good girl.

I am physically very, very, very uncomfortable right now.

That's the spirit.

Strictly business, right?

Senor Arton, your wife is here.

That is not my husband, Maurice Horton. Maurice Horton? Didn't he say that his

wife died?

Oh, he's nasty.

Take me to his room. It's a surprise.

Oh, yeah.

It came as a surprise to me, too.

Senor Arton?

Yes? I have a big surprise for you. For crying out loud. That is not my husband,

Maurice Horton.

Oh, do I pay you now?

You don't carry that sort of cash around, do you? What sort of cash are we

talking about? A hundred?

A hundred thousand is about right. A hundred thousand?

I was talking pounds.

Well, so am I.

Hot, hot, hot.

Hell of any villas. What the bloody hell do I want a villa in Venice?

I wouldn't let you screw me for nothing, you know. I'm afraid you're just a bit

sweet, aren't you?

Hottel? Yes. With the hedge?

Yes. I have a big surprise for you. Look, wait a minute. A surprise for

Rosemary.

Hello?

Um, this is my wife, Rosemary.

His lordship and I were just finalizing the payment details on a villa he's

buying. Don't play a player.

See the fox, he'll get you.

You'll arrange for that specified amount in cash, and the keys to the lovely

Villa Romana will be yours.

You're one of those hitmen, aren't you? What gave it away?

A paid killer. Why should you want to kill me?

It says Medidate.

It's a dating agency.

I know too much.

I know too much. I don't know anything.

This Morris Horton, this assassin, you'll kill him.

Of course, we'll pay you big money.

How did Morris Horton get so mixed up with the mafia?

They thought Mike Lawton was Michael Horton, M. Horton. What do you suggest?

Well, I don't know. I'm not a killer, am I?

Lady, shush. You're in a room full of people. You're in an elevator full of

people. This is a secret business, a serious business. I don't know the whole

bloody world enough.

Of course not.

That must be him.

I want £100 ,000, whatever that is in Italian lira, direct to the Hotel

Gabriele. £100 ,000?

That's what I was getting.

That was my fee.

Just make sure the cash gets here right.

You got his envelope.

He got yours.

He got the target. You got me. He's done it. He's done the job for you.

She's treating this like this is some mystery dinner day clue.

thinking a hundred thousand for my life he picks it up a year tomorrow boss we

could use that money to pay you when are you killing the fat pig i can't shoot

anybody i just couldn't do it you use a bomb use a bomb what do you mean use a

bomb you mean to tell me there's a bomb at the hotel right now miss caroline

right he killed a woman lord almighty i'm really sorry about what

happened earlier All part of the business, I expect.

She's a very understanding woman.

It's like you're weird.

Ah.

What guy? He just came to Venice to buy a villa.

Italian TV is weird, isn't it? You think you're lonely? You should try being an

assassin.

Don't meet many people when you're an assassin.

Well, you're both alone.

Just... merge into one person and woo you're not lonely anymore i only needed

this one i'll make this the last big one and i can get out of this crap now i've

blown it get it back he's done all the dirty work for you but it's your money

get it back what steal it a bit below you is it stealing she's an actual born

criminal that woman a hundred thousand pounds

Put this in hotel security for a couple of hours, please.

Morris Horton.

Morris Horton.

Room 235. Have you got that?

Thank you. It's identical, boss.

My place is in hotel security.

Horton.

Horton. Room 310.

Horton.

Please take note.

Right. All you gotta do is get in there and swap the tags.

Never felt the need for a woman's company. Well, yes, maybe, but there's

been a bit of a non -style with my occupation.

Now you've found a woman who seems completely fine with your occupation.

Have you got the money? Yes, I have.

Where is it?

Here at the hotel.

Bring it to the villa. I'll meet you there. To the villa?

Yeah, all right, then. How soon can you get there?

Well, I don't know, about an hour.

Right. See you then, big boy.

Hotel 235.

Thank you.

You're holding a case of mine.

Melvin Orton, room 310.

The Lido, please.

You're not thinking of using that, are you?

No, he's just polishing it for old time's sake.

Oh, honestly, Morris, you shouldn't have done this.

No, he really shouldn't have.

Oh, Morris, it's just wonderful.

It's pink.

It's very, very pink.

No, that thing is not going to carry you.

Yeah,

it's either him or you now.

It's just a show.

Well, they definitely fell in love.

Remember, you're still in the rain.

What about my money?

Don't worry.

We take care of you.

You're never going to see a dime of that money.

Payment on delivery.

No!

No!

My money!

Wow.

Yeah, now people are fighting over the bomb.

Probably not.

Oh!

Oh my god?

Well, fudge.

Well, no harm done, I guess.

Oh my god.

The money pays.

What about the guy in the... What about Orton? The guy in the water?

Just say you don't know.

Same bellboy. Oh!

Things are really working out for them.

Job's done?

They paid me?

How much do they want for it? Three hundred and fifty -five thousand.

Right then. Get down to the Bank of Popularis in Mark Square.

Take some ID and the cash will be there for you.

The Bahamas, please.

Step on it.

Of course, you'll have to change your name.

How about Mrs. Charlton Black?

Oh, who's Charlton Black?

Me.

A romantic tale to tell their children and grandchildren in the future. Oh,

I remember when I was in Venice where I met your grandfather.

He tried to kill me multiple times. And then I found out he was a hitman and we

tried to kill other people. It was beautiful.

Magical. The answer is yes, Charlton.

You got scammed out of your money. And you can thank your cheating hanky -panky

husband for that.

Oh, no.

Oh,

no.

Okay,

let's talk about it.

Okay, that was me working Blame It on the Bellboy. And boy, could you blame it

on the Bellboy.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. My favorite kind of film are the

where the script is based on a misunderstanding and the

just rolls like a snowball.

Those are my favorite type of films.

Because you can do so much with it. You can base a whole storyline around one

misunderstanding and that is genius.

Plus it's so funny. I mean this was genius.

The idea that the men's names were Horton, Lawton and Orton and the poor

couldn't pronounce it. That singular misunderstanding led to all this.

And I loved it. I would say 4 .5 out of 5. If you liked this video, give it a

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