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Bear Bear, if you're going to the kitchen, bring me a snack.

Bear Bear?

Cat Cat, where's Bear Bear?

Where's Cat Cat?

Dog Dog, have you seen... Where's Dog Dog?

Roman! Roman! Roman! Roman! Roman! My selfies!

They're gone gone!

They've been robbed.

What are you talking about?

Someone stole all my stuffed animals!

I bet it was the bedtime bandit.

Milo, for the last time, there's no such thing as...

Hey, where'd my dartboard go?

Okay, which one of you just came into my room and stole a box of balloons?

The bandit! He struck again!

What's he gonna do with a box of balloons?

What were you gonna do with a box of balloons?

Oh, they were for your birthday.

I was gonna fill them with water and throw them at you. Put on your birthday.

Do you smoke kettle corn?

It's the bandit! Okay, he broke into our house, stole our toys, and now he's

making kettle corn?

Why would he do that?

Because we can!

Man, this...

Twisted.

Light it so bright.

Ha!

Justin? Dad's the bedtime bandit?

But he's like a father to me.

Shh! You'll wake your father.

What is he doing? He's so stressed about the carnival, he's prepping for it in

his sleep.

I'm just here to make sure he doesn't hurt himself. But he's not about the

carnival for weeks.

Why is he so freaked out now?

He just found out his childhood principal, Mr. Larry Tate, is coming to

Justin worshipped that man. Wait a minute.

My middle name is Larry Tate. Are you telling me I'm named after Dad's old

principal? Hey, your dad wanted it to be your first name, so you're welcome.

Why would I be expecting you? Because I painted this exact moment.

Oh, right.

You weren't expecting me. I was expecting me.

You must be real confused right now.

It's not what it seems.

What it seems.

I can't believe you're an oracle. I have so many questions. And I will answer

all of them. What are you doing here? I don't know. Is something good going to

happen? I don't know. Is something bad going to happen? Good question.

I don't know.

Well, that was unhelpful.

I never know what my visions mean. I go into a trance and start drawing, and

when I come out of it, I draw a moment in the future.

I don't know when or how that moment's going to happen, but it always does.

Well, what are you waiting for? Show it. Go into a trance.

Trance! Trance! Trance! Why am I the only one chanting?

It doesn't work that way.

I never know when I'm going to go into a... Oh, it's happening right now.

She's really in the zone.

And I'm back.

and he's a cowboy, and he's riding a bull?

No way Justin's riding a bull. The man got bucked off a massage chair at the

mall.

Check it out. Ride him, cowboy.

You really can draw the future.

That's kind of my thing.

This is perfect for the carnival. Mr. Larry Tate is going to love it.

He won't. It's dumb. It's so dumb.

The carnival's going to be a disaster, isn't it? It might be.

What?

about the future, plan all you want. What's going to happen is going to

I'm sorry. Who's this girl?

I'm Piper.

I'm here to help us with the carnival. Nice to meet you, and thanks for

She's so not helping. She's stressing me out.

Really? Why don't you take Piper upstairs?

Or really, anywhere that's not near Justin.

Come on, Piper.

This is so exciting.

I'm here to help with the carnival. No, you're not. I made that up because

Justin is so stressed out. Then why am I here? We don't know.

Still exciting!

All right, Milo, this is the last box of stuff for the school carnival.

Balloons. Check.

Face painting kit.

Check. Video game console.

Video game console.

Milo? I'm trying to let go, but my hands won't let me.

You have to. This is the price for the Guess the Gumballs game.

So what if I told you I want it?

I'd say we have to try to win it like everybody else.

Then win you, I shall.

Ooh, 11 o 'clock. We better load this in the car and get going to school.

Uh, Dad, bad news. The minivan's full.

Okay, nobody panic!

We'll take out the spare tire. Roman sits in the place where the spare tire

goes, and then this box will go in the backseat between Billy and Milo. Or we

keep the spare tire, and I ride with the box on my lap.

Oh. Yeah, that's a good plan.

What about Mom's chili for the cook -off? Okay, new plan. Roman is getting

strapped to the roof. I want to get strapped to the roof. No one is being

strapped on the roof.

The chili will go on the floor by my feet. Roman, take the box out to the

And be careful.

Game game's in there.

I know I'm forgetting something.

Captain, you've been planning this for weeks. It's going to be... Perfect. But

it has to be Larry Tate perfect. I just want him to be proud of me. I mean, the

man is the greatest principal in the history of the New York City public

system. They've written songs about him.

You've written songs about him.

That's what I was forgetting.

My ukulele! G -yada!

Mortal Klans are so cute.

Mind if I take a look?

Knock yourself out.

Ben, we have to figure out why he's here.

I'm here to do something, say something, or see something.

And when I do say or see the something I'm supposed to see, say, or do, I'll

have done, said, or seen the something I'm supposed to do, say, or see.

See?

This is cute.

I feel like I've painted you in this before.

Wait, how many times have you painted me?

A lot.

But only once in the jacket.

It was like you holding your hands out looking properly intense as the world

all...

Oh, as it definitely will happen.

Can I borrow this?

Actually, you're wearing it in the prophecy, so you're probably going to

it.

This is wild.

You know, I have so many questions. Do I save the world? Do I end the world? Or

am I just... talking to myself right now?

And I'm back.

I have good news and bad news.

Good news is, I know I'm here.

It's to show you this.

Wait, I'm going to destroy Justin's carnival?

Well, we don't know how.

So that's kind of fun, right?

I can't believe you drew a picture of me destroying the school carnival.

Justin's been planning it for weeks. I've got to stop it. I'm sorry. My

always happen. No, not this time. I'm going to change the future.

Think I can't? No.

But I love your confidence.

Hey, Billy, it's time to leave.

I know that sounded fun, but seriously, we are in a rush.

Actually, we're just going to meet you there. You will? We will? Yeah, because

Piper gets car sick. I do?

Yeah, you do.

This is great.

Giada can ride in the back with the boys, and the chili can ride up front

the seat warmer.

Do not be late.

Seriously.

This is so exciting.

I've never been to a mortal carnival before.

And you're not going to this one either. I can't destroy the school carnival if

I'm not there. See? Change in the future.

What are we going to do instead?

I don't know. We could go to a movie or the mall, just as long as we do not go

anywhere near that carnival.

Six different buses.

We tried to take six different buses to the mall and every single one broke down

here at the carnival. I told you, you can't change the future no matter how

you try to stop it. It will happen. It always happens.

Oh, funnel cake!

Sorry, future. It's not going to be that easy.

I'm out of here.

Hey, Billy.

Perfect timing. Need you to blow up 500 balloons.

Stupid future.

Fine, why?

Your text said, emergency, at school, need a cane.

Oh, no, that's just for my carnival outfit.

Adds a little razzle to my dazzle.

My grandmother can't get downstairs without that cane.

Does she have any plans today?

No. Then we're good.

Step right up, step right up. Easiest game at the carnival. All you've got to

is bounce this ball off the clown, through the hoop, under the rainbow,

castle, and into this cup, and you've won Clown Hoop Rainbow Castle Cup.

Tom Hoop Rainbow Castle Cup?

That's a terrible name.

Too late. It's already on the sign.

It's $1. Play till you lose. Win a prize every time.

But, Roman, it's impossible to win. Exactly.

That's the beauty of it. It's too hard. My booth's going to make the most money

at the carnival.

Ooh, looks like we have our first taker. And by taker, I mean taker money.

I know.

I'm going to make so much money.

What was that?

It sounded like a ping pong ball bouncing off a clown through a hoop

rainbow over a castle into a cup. No, it can't be.

I believe you owe me a prize and another ball.

It's fine.

It's fine. There's no way he's going to... He did it

again, didn't he? Yes, he did.

Yeah, yeah, prize in a ball.

Okay, gumballs, I just have to count the number of you in this jar, and this

console is all mine.

One, two, three, four. Okay, so I'll just set the timer for 25 minutes. 25,

27. Which means this will be ready at 348.

349, 350, 351, 352.

By the... But good. I can't believe I've never made this recipe before.

B4, B5, B6.

Well, if it isn't the most beautiful woman at the Greenwald Middle School

Carnival.

That's not the compliment you think it is, but I'll take it.

You're suddenly in a good mood.

It's just, everything's going so smoothly. Place looks great. People are

fun. Mr. Larry Tate is going to be impressed.

Nothing is going to ruin this carnival.

I've got to figure out how I'm going to ruin this carnival.

The picture just shows you and the destroyed carnival.

Not a lot to go on. Okay, but if you had another vision, then... I told you. I

can't just make myself have one.

Unless you have a bottle of firetoad flakes.

Which, of course, you don't, because this is the mortal world. Are you

me firetoad flakes make you have visions?

Oh, yeah.

Gives me visions and numb tongue.

It's unpleasant.

So, spicy food causes visions.

Good, right?

Guess what the secret ingredient is.

The sun?

It's impossible to count these things in there. Everybody saying numbers and

words that sound like numbers.

It's getting so good I can't cheat and pee.

Wait, why am I doing all the work? I'm a wizard.

Too bad I don't know a spell to help.

Or do I?

No, I don't.

that'll make these gumballs count themselves.

Yes, this is perfect!

Wake these gumballs from their jars so they'll tell me how many they are.

It worked!

I wonder why Dad doesn't want us to use random spells we find on the Wisternet.

Kid, I think you've won enough. The rules stipulate that you play until you

lose. And I don't know if you've noticed, but I have yet to lose.

Oh, he's noticed. The whole carnival's noticed. Yes, thank you, Winter.

This kid's been winning for an hour, and I've only made $2.

What am I going to do?

I got it. Go to the mall. Buy clothes exactly like his. Then come back and

him you're him for the future.

Wait, what was I saying? Oh, right.

Go to the mall. Buy clothes exactly like his.

Wait, what were you saying? You were the one talking.

Sorry, but some of that kid winning keeps distracting me.

Winter, that's it. I'll distract him.

Gesundheit.

All right, princess.

You've left me no choice.

Billy, what is this? A dog.

Oh, a one -headed dog.

That's so mortal.

Well, if you like that, you're going to love this. It's chili.

Chili? Oh, because it's cold. No, because it's hot.

Chili. Now that's so mortal. Just eat it.

Billy, I just wanted to say thank you for bringing me to the carnival.

Yeah, yeah, no problem. Try the chili.

Be an oracle.

Don't have a lot of friends.

Yep, friends.

Friends don't let friends eat cold chili. Hurry up!

Most people just use me for my visions.

But not you.

You might be my first real friend.

Me?

Really?

You are. It's a great carnival. I don't know why you were so worried.

Yep. Nothing's going to ruin this carnival. That's what I said.

Oh, then it must be true.

See you.

Oh.

Hello, Principal Larry Tate.

Call you Herschel.

Okay. Hello, Herschel.

Nope, that felt weird going back.

Hello, Principal Larry Tate. I look forward to seeing you later.

Oh.

Oh, no, I understand.

There's always next year's carnival.

Happy trails to you, too, sir.

Is everything okay?

Principal Larry took out a flat on the expressway. He's not going to make it to

the carnival.

Oh, Justin, I'm so sorry.

No, it's fine. It's not like this was my opportunity to show my hero that I've

made it in our shared profession, so... That banner's crooked. I'm going to fix

it.

up making giant killer gumballs how'd you know i was 11 with the wand one

you know i was here pepper said i was gonna destroy the carnival but i didn't

know how so i tricked into drawing the future you tricked me

Read the sign.

No gum in school.

Billy, you say it's a carnival. And I counted all the gumballs. There's 340.

But I hurt Piper, too.

Two.

342? That's not right.

I know I messed up.

I used you for a vision just like everyone else.

But I only did it so I could change the future. And I did. I stopped those giant

gumballs from destroying everything.

I know that doesn't make it right.

And I wasn't a good friend.

And for that, I'm sorry.

Piper, say something.

Anything. I can't.

Great.

Sorry.

Thank you.

And I get it.

Knowing the future can really mess with your head.

Maybe that's why oracles don't have a lot of friends.

Well, I still want to be your friend if you want to be mine.

We'll see.

I'm kidding.

I already saw.

So you just let me say all that even though you knew we were going to make

I couldn't let you off that easy.

Okay, I deserve that.

And that's the last prize.

Best dollar I ever spent.

Come on, Francis. You gotta give me a chance to win my prizes back. One more

ball, double or nothing.

But you got nothing I want.

I'll give you my bike.

But you love your bike. You said you were gonna ride it down the aisle at

wedding.

Trust me, I've got a plan.

Let's do this.

You missed.

Let this be a lesson to you, Francis.

You messed with the carny, you get the cane.

You didn't get to show your hero what a success you are, but you do get to

double -fist churros.

So, at least there's that.

Woo!

Oh, man.

Well played, gumballs.

Well played.

See? The carnival's fine. I've changed the future.

But I... I thought I stopped it. I told you, my visions always come true. You

just have to accept it.

It's just a cool carnival.

Hey!

What is going on?

I guess this wasn't really about the carnival.

I thought that maybe if I could stop this vision from happening, then maybe I

could stop the prophecy.

Yeah.

I don't want to be the one to destroy the world.

Maybe you won't.

I mean, we thought you were going to be the one to destroy the carnival and

didn't do that.

Yeah.

You know what? Your drawing came true, but not in the way I thought.

That's the thing about the future.

You don't really know what it is until you get there.

Whoa. That was deep.

Well, at least Mr. Larry Tate wasn't here to see this.

Howdy, buckaroo!

Mr. Larry Tate!

Whoa, Nellie!

What in tarnation happened to your carnival?

Still doing the cowboy thing, huh?

Darn tootin'. Still cool.

I wish you could have seen this place before it was messed up. It was perfect!

I mean, not Larry Tate perfect.

How'd you do it? You always made this job look so easy.

Easy? I don't know what school you went to, but for me, every day at Tribeca

Prep was a real humdinger.

Mostly because of your sister, Alex.

Yeah, she was a lot.

Still is.

Justin, there's no such thing as a perfect principal.

All you can do is your best, and I know that you do that.

I'm proud of you.

Pardon her.

That means more to me than you will ever know.

I'm going to rustle up some churros.

I didn't love changing a tire on the Staten Island Expressway, but that was

worth it.

Thank you.

Oh, no!

Yes! I win again!

I bet even you didn't see that coming.

You are good.

Are you sure you can't stay? I've got to get back.

I just sketched my dad grounding me big time for sneaking away to the mortal

world. Hey, anytime you want to come back, you got a friend here. Really?

I'm just kidding. I know it's you.

See you, Billy. Bye, Piper.

Wait, you dropped this!

No.

I'm gonna attack Roman.