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[theme song]

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? The party's just begun ?

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? That's the 4-1-1 for fun ?

? Hey ho hey ho hey ho ?

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? The party's just begun ?

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? That's the 4-1-1 for fun ?

? Hey ho hey ho hey ho ?

? Right ?

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? The party's just begun ?

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? That's the 4-1-1 for fun ?

? Hey ho hey ho hey ho ?

? Waynehead ??

[instrumental music]

[insects buzzing]

[inhales sharply]

[exhales]

I love a garbage strike!

Nothing like the smell of old meat, rotten vegetables

and dirty drawers.

[clattering]

[screaming]

Yo yo yo! Waynehead!

Hit the brakes, man! Hit the breaks!

Brakes activated!

[screeching]

What's up? What's up?

Ready to play some stoop ball?

No way, Marvin.

We're looking for buried treasures.

We already found these cool teeth.

- 'Oh, man!' - 'You sicko!'

Ew, Toof! You look even goofier than before, man.

[buzzing]

Hey, good lookin'. Nice smile.

Mind walking me home?

[instrumental music]

Hey, watch my bike!

Guess, it's just you and me, Waynehead!

Now, how we gonna play stop ball with just us two?

Easy.

We play Marvin ball.

Here's the rules.

I get one point for each base.

If the ball hits a car, that's a free base.

If it hits a cab, two free bases.

'If it hits crazy Larry, that's a triple.'

If it its the curb then the mail box, that's two more bases.

Could we just play?

Sure, sure, sure.

I was just explaining the rules.

[splashing]

Oh, yeah! And if it disappears down the drain..

Don't tell me, I lose.

That's right.

Yo! Peek this, Waynehead!

If only I had enough money for one of these

big bouncing mini trampolines

then you'd see some real bounce.

Yeah, and if only I had enough money for a Ken Griffey Jr.

autograph baseball glove

nothing would get past me.

If only, if only!

Shoot!

If only cockroaches were barbeque flavored

you can open up a restaurant right in your own apartment.

Now, my daydreaming brothers. Gaze and be amazed.

A fully customized...Go-Kart.

Ha-ha. You'll never fix that.

Wrong, all it's going to take is a little inspired

critically opportunistic geniousity.

[instrumental music]

See? I told you we can fix it!

You people just gotta believe.

You gotta have faith in yourself. You gotta--

You gotta sit down, shut up and hang on tight

if you wanna ride with me, Mickey mouth.

Now, start this sucker up.

[engine revving]

[coughing]

[screeching]

[screaming]

Out of the way, sucker heads!

Ah! Aaah!

Oh! Roz, mind if I steer?

You can steer, but I am still driving.

[screaming]

- Halleluiah! - Oh yeah!

[screaming]

[crashing]

- Ah! - Oh!

Yeah! Let's do it again!

I've got a better idea!

Check it. A gramophone!

Man, that's booty.

I don't need no special phone to call my grandma!

Oh, yeah?

Well, this receiver is sure

the right size for your mouth!

It's not a phone, phone. It plays music.

See, uh, my pop saw one of these in the shop

The big bucks.

And when Mo sells this, he'll have so much money, it'll be--

Why do you get the money?

I found it!

Yeah! But I found the Go-Kart that crashed us into it.

Yeah, but I was staring.

Me too! Me too!

Like I was saying

when Mo sells this, we'll each have so much money

it'll be like having our own fairy godmother.

Our own fairy godmother!

[instrumental music]

Fairy godmother?

It's that sappy harp music, isn't it?

Always such a big giveaway.

So let's see..

According to my Wishlist

you most recently wished for..

A Ken Griffey Jr. autograph baseball glove!

Now you can run faster, leap higher

'and snag more infield pop flies'

'Ozzie Smith and Moore shoes.'

vroom

This is the bomb, thanks!

Unh-unh! Sorry. This is just a daydream.

Don't know about you, bros

but I know what I am spending my money on.

Yes!

[instrumental music]

Yo! You guys stay right here.

In a minute Mo will have Miss pawn shop

begging to buy this gramophone.

(Monique) 'Nyet! I don't need it.'

The pits of my underarms are upto here with these items.

[dramatic music]

I'll tell you what?

Between you and me and the compost, it's junk.

But something about you reminds me of myself

when I was a little sucker! Uh, child.

So, in your exception, I will make a case, 50 dollars.

Thanks.

[instrumental music]

Dang! Fifty dollars sure won't buy much

after you split it four ways.

And it sure won't buy a Ken Griffey Jr.

autographed mitt!

No problem, Mo always has a plan.

We just pool our money and buy one really cool thing.

I know! We can have a remote control plane and have

fights with the pigeons.

[screaming]

Look out!

I say we get a big bouncing trampoline.

With all of us bouncing on it

we can bounce high enough to see

inside Mr. Lamaze's window

when he is shaving Mrs. Lamaze's back.

Ah!

Yo, bros! With this magic kit, we can put on a show.

You know, uh, like make some wallets disappear!

Magic show? Only if I get to saw Marvin in half.

[laughing] No, I think somebody already beat you to it.

Yo-yo-yo! I think Mr. Waterworm here is gonna have to

teach some people some respect!

Waterworm?

'You think some plastic worm is gonna scare me?'

Marvin, no, you crazy..

[screaming]

Hey! What's going on there?

[grunting]

[instrumental music]

Yo-yo-yo! Here is the deal.

[grunting]

[indistinct mumbling]

And since it's too late to spend our money now

we will hide it in here for safe keeping.

Then tomorrow we will decide what to buy!

What if someone steals our money?

Chill, Roz! We just need someone to guard it.

And I think I know who.

(Waynehead) 'Toof, what happened, bro?'

Looks like you lost your best fiend.

Wayne, I lost those cool teeth.

I went to look for them, but I couldn't find my bike.

Uh, gee, who would steal false teeth?

[instrumental music]

[screaming]

Ow!

So? No teeth no girl.

Dang, Toof! She was using you for your looks.

Man, I hate it when people just use you.

Uh, by the way we need you to keep

watch out your window tonight.

Okay.

Ah, why?

Because we just buried--

The Chelsey Creeper.

(all) The Chelsey Creeper?

Yo, we can't let Toof know the truth

then we gotta split the money five ways.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's a monster. Rises in the night.

Big fangs.

[growls]

Only one thing can scare the creep.

'This silver whistle.'

You see anything, anything at all

just blow.

[instrumental music]

[snoring]

- It's gone! - Where?

Probably in your pocket.

Just like the time you took

Mrs. Waynehead's fishstick money.

Yo, my sister, that was a con-job.

Conning a friend is an art.

Stealing is just low.

You mean, low as in half-tank?

I was thinking more like

low as in lower window overlooking the missing money.

But that's my window.

Well, what a surprise.

Guess you must've wanted that special glove pretty bad.

Wait. You think that I--

Snuck out of your window and grabbed our money. Mm-hmm.

Waynehead, how could you?

- But-but-- - But he didn't.

- He was with me. - I was?

- I mean, I was. - Yeah, yeah.

He spent the whole night in my house.

Stayed awake all night watching the "Soul Train" Marathon.

Look, maybe a rat crawled off with our money.

A rat? With two legs.

Back off, sucker!

[indistinct chatter]

Enough!

If we're gonna act like a bunch of backstabbing backstabbers

then I'm outie.

(both) Me too.

Yo, we can work this out!

It's only money. A lot of money.

But still we're all friends, aren't we?

(Marvin) Yo, bro.

Man, they really had your back

up against the wall today, Waynehead.

Yeah, but why'd you lie for me?

Because I knew you didn't take the money.

I guess you're the only one who trusts me.

(Marvin) 'I don't trust you.'

I just know who really stole the money.

Me!

And I bought the big bouncer

so now we can play super stoop ball.

- Pretty cool, huh? - Yeah, it's cool.

But stealing that money was uncool.

Even if I also bought this?

[instrumental music]

My glove.

No way I can take it.

No way?

Absolutely not.

You sure?

I'm sure.

Positive?

Wouldn't be right.

Man, sure has some nice stitching.

No, Marvin, I'm sorry, I just can't do it.

I can't. I can't.

Ah, I love this mitt.

I love this mitt. I love..

Let the hunk of old dead cow!

- I pity the fool. - Yeah, yeah.

You're pathetic, kid. Pathetic. Yeah.

Wait a minute. You sound just like--

My friends call me Mr. T-Bone.

But you can call me mister, fool!

That's right, yeah, Mr. Fool.

[chuckles]

So you thought you could steal from your friends

and everything'd be cool, huh?

I didn't steal, Marvin did.

Yeah? Well, guess what?

Knock it back.

Uh-oh.

You can deny, you can lie, but you're still gonna fry

unless you testify.

[laughs] Hey, that's good.

Hey, that rhymes.

Hey!

[grunts]

I wanna tell the truth.

But then I'd lose the glove!

And Marvin will be mad at me.

And Roz and Mo' will hate me!

thud

(Waynehead) 'Ow!'

Hey, sometimes the truth hurts.

Hurts. Oh, yeah. Hurts bad. Hurts like a--

Shut up, fool!

[screaming]

[gasps]

Yo, Waynehead, got your glove?

Then let's go play some Marvin ball.

Where are we gonna play so the rest of our crew won't see us?

[gulping]

Maybe this isn't such a good idea.

Yo, it's my idea. It has to be good.

Like your idea to steal the money?

You still on about that?

Man, get over it.

It just doesn't feel right.

You'll get used to it.

Yo, yo, yo. Here we go.

[screams]

Ouch!

Whoa!

Waynehead! Waynehead!

Did you get the ball?

No.

Dang!

You think with a Ken Griffey Jr. glove

'you'd at least catch one ball.'

'I mean, maybe you should check the autograph on that thing.'

- 'You know what--' - Marvin.

Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, practice is over. Time to--

Time to do the right thing.

Who are you, Spike Lee's little big-head brother?

Look at us.

We gotta hide upon the roof just to have fun.

You don't like the glove?

I like the glove, but I like my friends better.

Dang.

Every time I see them now

I'm gonna feel so guilty

'it'll be no fun hanging with them.'

And it's already no fun hanging without 'em.

Take this stuff back

and then give the money back.

No way! Nuh-uh. Not me.

If you don't

tonight I'll confess to Roz and Mo'.

Hey, this is the way of the world, man.

You gotta take what you can

anyway, anytime, and anyhow you can.

Even from friends?

Hey, hey, hey. I didn't take nothing from you, Waynehead.

And you're my friend.

Of course, if you do tell

I'll have to have my brother punch, pound and pulverize you.

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

Okay. I know who took the money.

But I didn't say, because I, because I..

...because I was greedy.

Yee-haa!

Wassup, Waynehead? You cool?

Yo, what's the monster girl doing here?

What are you doing here?

Waynehead wanted to see me.

I thought you wanted to see me.

I wanted to see all of you.

There's something I did.

Well, it's more like something I didn't do

'which I should've done, but couldn't do'

because if I did do what I should've done

then the one who did do what was done

would be done for. Know what I mean?

(all) Unh-unh.

Okay, here it goes.

(Marvin) Yo, yo, yo.

Hold it, Waynehead.

Look, you can punch me

but I'm saying what I gotta say.

You see, it's like this--

We didn't look in the right place. Yeah, I remembered.

We looked for our money in the wrong mattress.

We should've checked that one.

Yes, it's all here!

Yo! We got our money!

I knew no one would take it.

So, yo, let's go buy that magic kit.

- I want a plane! - Wrong.

- You say. - That's right!

I don't think so.

We can't let this money get between us again.

Give me that thing.

No money, no fighting.

[cackling]

Oh, who needs money when we've got each other.

Right, bros?

Waynehead, you're a knucklehead.

[chuckles] That sucked, man.

Talking like a fool.

That's stupid. How dumb can you get?

[laughing]

[theme music]

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