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[theme song]

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? The party's just begun ?

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? That's the 4-1-1 for fun ?

? Hey ho hey ho ?

? Hey! Ho! ?

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? The party's just begun ?

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? That's the 4-1-1 for fun ?

? Hey! Ho! ?

? Hey! Ho! ?

[scatting]

? Right ?

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? Yo yo yo ?

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? The party's just begun ?

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? That's the 4-1-1 for fun ?

? Hey! Ho! ?

? Hey! Ho! ?

? Waynehead ??

[instrumental music]

Hey, ya, boys!

[indistinct chatter]

Fetch, Knott.

[dog barks]

[snoring]

[growls]

[yelps]

[whining]

Uh-oh.

[whines]

Whoa!

(Mrs. Wayne) 'Damey, I told you to take out that trash'

and get yourself right back up here.

Now put that raggedy old three legged dog

in with the rest of the trash

then get yourself in this apartment

and give your mama some help.

Whoa!

(Mrs. Wayne) 'I got a back ache hemorrhoids'

and a crib to assemble.

I'm running out of patience with you, boy.

What I wish you run out of is these stupid chores.

It's a dang summer vacation.

Kevin gets to go to work.

Shavonne gets to go visit Aunt Ida.

And what do I get?

Stuck in a dang apartment

with my dang mama, taking orders and working my butt off

to get ready for a dang baby, who's gonna be

'doing nothing but laying around the dang house'

'poopin' and crying!'

[screeches]

(Mrs. Wayne) 'Damey!'

'Move your butt, boy.'

'I need you to get down to the Laundromat'

and wash all of Shavonne's old baby clothes

so they'll be nice and fresh for the new baby.

thud

I'm sick of this baby.

And I'm sick of you, mama.

You're just another pain in my butt.

- Oh! - 'I heard that.'

(Mrs. Wayne) 'You better watch your mouth, boy.'

- Yo! Wassup? - Whoa! Dang, Roz.

You scared me.

That's what you call element of surprise, Waynehead.

If you had been a terrorist

or even just a really crazy postal worker

I could've taken you out, snatch instantly

and had you behind bars before you could say

"If the gloves don't fit you must've quit."

See you, Roz.

Hey! Where're going, Waynehead?

Mo's granny gave Mo's family the big screen TV

she inherited through an LA riot.

and Mo' says we could all come over to his daddy's place

and watch the Knick's game on it.

Oh, that sounds like a bomb, Roz.

But I'll never make it in time.

I gotta go to the dang Laundromat for my mama. Whoa!

Don't worry about a thing, Waynehead.

We always got your back. You know what I'm saying?

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

[indistinct chatter]

[yawns]

- Hello. - Hey, hey, hey.

- We're on a mission. - Don't get in out way.

Step off, man. We in a hurry.

Excuse me. Coming through.

Oh, no.

slurp

Waynehead, the game's on half an hour.

It's the finals, bro.

What are you doing just sitting here?

Yo, yo, yo, Mo's right.

We came over to help you out, but..

Tell him, Marvin.

But first, you gotta be willing to help yourself.

All the machines are full.

There's nothing I can do.

Oh, really?

[instrumental music]

[grunts]

Hey, I was using that machine.

Hey! This is 9-1-1 laundry.

It has got to get done before tip off

and that's an emergency, knucklehead.

[groans]

Who are you calling a knucklehead?

Hee-yahh!

crash

[grunts]

Ah, you throw like a girl.

Hey, what the..

Oh, watch it.

[indistinct chatter]

(both) Hey!

Hey, watch it!

snap snap

Faster, granny, faster. We can get her a little..

Come on, granny, we can get her, we can get her.

- Hee-yahh! - Yo!

Huh?

splash

[screaming]

(Damey) 'Marvin, get the soap.'

Yo! Waynehead, catch!

[indistinct chatter]

[instrumental music]

[rumbling]

splash

Whoa!

Dang, that was cool.

We got your laundry done and still had time left over

for a really good fight.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, move it, Waynehead!

The game's gonna be on any minute.

Hold it right there.

gulp

[instrumental music]

Exactly what happened to these baby clothes, Damey?

Ah, I don't know, mama.

I think it was drizzling when I came out of the Laundromat.

Maybe it was acid rain.

Don't even try it, boy.

'Don't make me go upside your lying head.'

'I am your mother. I know how the world works.'

'And I know that somehow, some way'

'those low-life friends of yours had a hand in this mess.'

'They are nothing but a bunch of bad influences'

'who need to have their behinds whooped.'

'And if I knew where to find 'em right now'

'trust me, boy, I'd whoop 'em butt good.'

[siren wailing]

[laughs] Time to head up.

Wouldn't wanna miss that new "Little Penny" commercial.

No, siree.

swoosh

I'm gonna go lie down.

And I want some peace and quiet.

In that case, can I go--

The only place you're goin' is to the library

to take your daddy's overdue books back.

[sighs]

(Mrs. Wayne) 'And you stay there'

'and some reading yourself this afternoon.'

'I don't want you going anywhere near'

'those loser friends of yours.'

Dang!

Why do parents have to make it so hard

just for you to get your life lived?

(Mrs. Wayne) And you stay at the library.

(Mo') It's the finals, bro.

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

[indistinct chatter]

Yo, the game's about to start. Where're you going?

The big screen's in there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, check this.

Mo's daddy is charging a dollar a seat to watch that TV.

And all we have between us is two dollars and 14 cents.

Mo', was your daddy's trying to charge you too?

Man, that's cold.

Oh, yeah, Waynehead?

Well, let's talk about your cold mama.

I'm surprised she let you out the house

to hang with us "Bad influences."

Well, she tried to keep me in.

But, hey, I'm my own man.

Nobody tells me where I can go or who I can go there with.

Can the chats, knuckleheads.

- We got a game we're missing. - Ow.

- 'Hey, my candy.' - 'Right, right, right.'

- How're we gonna see it now? - I got an Idea.

Bad enough for you when I was just about to have.

Gotcha.

Ah!

[instrumental music]

[dryer whirring]

[screams]

Go on! Get! Get outta here!

[music continues]

[baby babbling]

[crying]

Out. You get out.

[indistinct chatter]

[music continues]

[instrumental music]

boink boink boink

(Damey) 'Dang! Tip-off's in two minutes.'

We're gonna miss the game.

We gotta find a way to get the 4-1-1 on what's happening.

You are welcome to use the radio of my father's cab.

My father takes his nap every day at this time.

So happily his cab is available for your listening pleasure.

[cheering]

Yo, Aki, thanks for inviting us to hang with you.

I mean, since we hardly ever invite you to hang with us.

That's cool, man.

Cool? You think I'm cool.

That is so cool. I can't believe it.

Hee, at last I'm cool! Hee!

Aki, that's not cool.

Oh.

(Mrs. Wayne) 'This pregnancy has me so tired out.'

When he started talking acid rain

I just went off on him.

'But you know the truth this, honey'

'Damey is such a nice child.'

Getting such good grades, you know

and always doing his homework.

You're right.

'I just plain old overreacted.'

'As soon as I put these groceries away'

'I'm going right over to the library'

'and tell him how much his mama loves him.'

[indistinct radio chatter]

Dang, Aki. This is your daddy's radio?

I get better reception in my big shoe.

Hey, hey, hey. It's hot in here.

Somebody let in some air.

(man on radio) 'And welcome'

'the first game of the NBA Finals!'

[cheering]

(Damey) 'Nothing can go wrong now.'

(Mrs. Wayne) 'About this high, big head, big shoe, smart mouth.

You sure you haven't seen him?

Mrs. Wayne, I know Damey when I see him

and I haven't seen him.

Aah!

My God!

Mrs. Wayne, are you alright?

I need you to make a phone call for me.

The neighbor who said he'd take me to the hospital

he has a cab.

Tell him to come quick

I'm having my baby.

[telephone ringing]

Baby! It's two weeks early.

Oh, goodness gracious. Goodness gracious!

My father! Oh, no.

I am not supposed to entertain in his cab.

We must hide quickly.

(male #1) 'Poor Mrs. Wayne. The library.'

'Such an unfortunate place to begin having a baby.'

[engine sputtering]

Oh, by the great honey badger of Botswana.

This cannot be. The battery is dead.

'How could this have happened?'

'Everything is going crazy now.'

'What is to become of Mrs. Wayne?'

'How will she get to the hospital in time?'

[engine sputtering]

(male #1) 'Oh, car, please start.'

'Please start!'

I gotta get outta here, Roz.

'I gotta get my mama some help.'

- 'Oh!' - 'Aki?'

(Aki) 'Oh, my. This is not going to be pretty.'

Mo', quick, lend me a quarter.

Okay, man.

But this is my lucky quarter

so I'mma have to charge interest

and a hand it in fee and, uh, maybe, uh--

I gotta help my mama, Mo'.

She's not my problem, man.

She doesn't have time for us. remember?

'We're bad influences.'

Let me break to down, stupid.

Wayne is our bro, and his mama's in trouble

so we're gonna do the right thing, right?

Dang! It's out of order!

I gotta find a phone!

I gotta call my dad!

And tell him what, Waynehead?

'That for the rest of his life your baby brother's gonna'

'have to put down the car catalogue'

section at the pubic library

as his place of birth.

Just cause your mama couldn't get a ride

which happens to be direct result

of you kicking it with your friends

who your mama told you not to be hanging with in the first place.

'Unless I wanted my daddy to toast my behind thin'

'throw me in the street and leave me there'

like some kind of real nasty death

I wouldn't make that call.

So what're you gonna do instead?

I'm gonna get over to the library

find my mama and get her to the hospital

in time for my new brother be born where he's supposed to be.

Ooh, a medical emergency.

We could get to see some real gruesome stuff.

Ow.

[instrumental music]

Yo, yo, yo. We're with you, man.

'We outie.'

Step on it, Tripod.

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

[panting]

What is taking that man so long to get here with that cab?

Sittin' on the steps of a library

waitin' to have a baby?

Why me, Lord?

I swear when I get my hands on that Damey..

[panting] Ah!

(Damey) 'Mama!'

Mama, Aki's dad can't make it.

'But we're gonna take care of you.'

'Everything's gonna be cool.'

What are you talking about, boy?

And where have you been?

Well, uh, what happened was--

[screams] Your lies and your punishment are gonna have to wait.

[groans]

I got to get to the hospital

and I've got to do it now!

Mrs. Wayne, I called your doctor's office

and left the message that you were on your way to the hospital

but she wasn't there.

They said she's uptown at the St. Regis Hotel

getting some kind of award.

[crying] I can't take it.

I can't take it!

It's too much!

All this mess with Damey.

And now I, I can't get to the hospital.

And even if I could get there

now I'll have to have my baby delivered

by a doctor I don't even know.

Dang.

This is the first time in my whole life

I ever saw your mama cry.

Me too.

[crying]

Don't you worry, mama.

You're gonna get your hospital..

And your dang doctor.

[panting]

I got, I gotta get the candy.

...candy.

[instrumental music]

Hey!

[siren blaring]

[panting]

(male #2) 'And with great pride that we make this award'

'to Dr. Myra Skye'

for her work with the poor and underprivileged.

Y-yo, doctor lady, we got some trouble here.

[growls]

Dr. Skye, Ms. Wayne's havin' her baby!

'She needs you! Move your dead butt!'

[instrumental music]

You can come in now.

'Your mama is just fine.'

(Mrs. Wayne) 'It's alright, baby.'

'Come on in and meet your new little brother.'

Yo, bro, how you doing?

Listen, little guy, I'm your big brother.

'Which means you're gonna spend the rest of your life'

doing nothing but taking orders from me

and doing everything I tell you to do.

You all can come on in, too.

I want you to know

I'll always be thankful for what you did today.

So, you cool with us now, Ms. Wayne?

For the moment.

'Only for the moment.'

Oh, Mrs. Wayne, I called your husband's job site

and he's on his way.

Dang.

Once dad finds out the details about today

I'm a dead man.

(Mrs. Wayne) 'Damey, just relax.'

Your daddy has enough on his mind right now.

There's no need to go worry him with the details.

I love you, mama. I really do.

I love you too, baby.

Dang. It's gonna be Shavonne all over again.

[theme music]

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