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? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? The party's just begun ?

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? That's the 4-1-1 for fun ?

? Hey ho hey ho ?

? Hey ho ?

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? The party's just begun ?

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? That's the 4-1-1 for fun ?

? Hey ho hey ho ?

? Right ?

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? The party's just begun ?

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? That's the 4-1-1 for fun ?

? Hey ho hey ho ?

? Waynehead ??

[instrumental music]

[kids laughing]

(Mo') 'Back off, monsta girl!'

Hey, I told you I was trying keep my shoe dry, Mo'.

Don't make go personal on you.

Sorry, Waynehead.

But I got to do, what I got to do.

[water splashing]

(Blue) 'Dive.'

[screaming]

No, no, no!

[water splashing]

[gurgling]

[dramatic music]

Toof, Toof! Check it, man.

I found us some sunken treasure.

Where?

[bubbles]

A five dollar bill.

Go get it and will buy us some ice zombies.

Yummy!

[dramatic music]

- Got it. - Yeah, man. Yeah.

[instrumental music]

Hmm-hmm..

Ice zombie, my favorite.

And we got the funds to pay for 'em.

We are living, Toof.

Yeah, life is good and plenty, boy.

[fire crackling]

[bursting]

[laughing]

Saint Mary's boys.

Ignore them, they're just trying to scare us.

[cracker bursting]

[laughing]

What do you mean? I'm scared.

[laughs] Say, boys 4th of July is coming.

Wanna buy some fire crackers or won't your mama let you?

[laughs]

My mama don't care what I do.

Really?

What about your bed time?

'I see the lights in your room go out every night.'

Even before that little frog start singing

on the WB prime time.

So, what do you have that I might want?

How much money you got?

- Five dollars. - Shh!

You don't always have to tell people the whole truth.

You know what I'm saying?

So what's your price?

And I'll let you know if I wanna pay you.

One pack of crackers, five dollars.

Deal.

We'll hook you up with the best fire crackers money can buy

'as soon as you're out of diapers.'

[laughs]

[all laughing]

Now we got no money and no fire crackers.

And no Ice Zombies.

Dang! Being teen stinks.

Hit me!

Guess what the Saint sucka boys dropped.

A five dollar pixie stick.

This is a firecracker, man. Our fire cracker.

[laughs] This is our lucky day, boy.

You said it.

[gasping]

Cops.

We gotta run.

We-we, we gotta run.

Think we got enough for a couple of those jumbo jelly donuts

you're always talking about, huh?

[panting]

[panting continues]

You weren't lying, buddy.

These things are unbelievable here.

We, did it, Toof. We lost them.

Aahh!

Uh-oh!

[instrumental music]

Yo check it, just my luck.

Another brother is about to get his butt beaten down and bad it.

And I ain't got my camcorder.

And that means no money no money, no money.

Yo, it's Waynehead and Toof.

- Huh? - Get out of here.

Hey, you boys look mighty nervous.

What's up?

No-no-nothing.

[Waynehead thinking] Dang! I hope Toof doesn't give us up.

I hope he keeps his mouth shut.

Oh, man! I wonder what he's thinking.

[Toof thinking] I wonder if he'd mind if I licked his badge.

Yup, partner, looks like we got ourselves a problem alright.

[dramatic music]

So, where did you boys get this particular contraband?

'And I want the whole truth.'

I don't have to tell you the whole truth.

I mean truth.

Ah, you see, what my friend means is..

Hey you ever read the term nice cop tough as nails cop?

Well, I'm the toughest nails cop.

So go stand over there while we talk to your friend.

Go on, man, go!

You don't want to get mixed up in this.

Possession of firecrackers is a bad bust, kid.

Oh, yeah, it's a real bad bust.

We usually end up sending to firecracker chums

to Sing-Sing for life.

In solitary, in an empty cell.

Nothing in there, but you and bunch of man eating rats.

Yum, yum, yum. You know what I'm saying?

What's going on? What going on?

Toof got a fire cracker.

Oh, illegal stuff.

We're gonna see some fierce police action now.

The-the-the Saint Mary boys threw fire crackers at us.

Oh, snaps! Hey, did you see that?

Toof just threw a punch at the cops?

And then, and then, and then..

Oh, man, I'm not suppose to tell you the whole truth.

So, I tell you that a giant pterodactyl came flying down

from the sky and took us to Harlem.

Oh and by the way, he took me hostage and told me

'he's gonna crack my tooth and feed me a snow cone'

'unless I picked up the firecracker.'

Kid, I am gonna forget this.

At least I'm gonna try.

But don't let me catch you with any more of these.

They are dangerous and that is why they are illegal.

- Get it? - Yes, sir.

Thank you, sir.

(Waynehead) Toof, you messed up.

You weren't supposed to make up a story.

I was following your advice and it worked.

(Roz) Toof just threw a punch at the cops.

- Hey! - I did?

(Mo') You were fresh, man.

- I was? - Toof, you're the man.

Toof, the man.

Let's take Toof to store.

We're gonna buy the man some candy.

[instrumental music]

[jingling]

My man.

Toof, my bro I brought an ice cream bar.

Toof doesn't like ice cream bars, punk.

He's a licorice man. Right, Toof?

No, he ain't.

That boy is a Taffy eater all the way.

I should know, he is my best friend.

No, he ain't. He's my best friend.

(Marvin) In fact, I think we got the same daddy.

Listen, chump, I know Toof when he had two teeth.

Unh-unh-unh, don't forget

I was the one who knocked that other tooth out.

Hey, hey, hey, come on now.

Let's not fight over a brother.

There's enough with the Toof to go around, baby.

But guess what, a record peanut brittle

is my new favorite candy.

- I'll get it. - It's my house, stank breath.

Hey you, Waynehead.

What's up with all the madness over Toof, man?

The Saint Mary's boys dropped the firecracker

and the cops thought it was Toof's.

Toof had a truckload of illegal illegitimate fireworks.

And the cops caught Toof red handed and..

Took away Toof's firecrackers and beat him senseless.

And then, and then Toof fought back

and took out the whole SWAT team

and now he's gonna get the chair.

Man, that boy is bad.

[indistinct chatter]

Godfather

if you can get me some illegal sky-rockets

I'll owe you my life.

[instrumental music]

[kisses]

[indistinct chatter]

What y'all doin'? What's up?

We're waitin' to see the Godfather of Bang!

But it's just Toof.

Hey, Blue, I see you lost a little weight.

[intense music]

Very little..

The Godfather of Bang can't see you right now.

'He's chilling.'

Whoa! Hey! You're giving me wedgie!

Ow! What are you doin'?

Watch it.

[grunts]

I'm kind of sick of peanuts-brittle now.

I think I want some butterscotch sticks.

[instrumental music]

[screams]

Toof, aren't you gonna tell everyone

we found that firecracker together?

Hey, I was the one that got swatted by the cops!

And if I were you, I'd let me go.

Oh, really? And why would that be?

[gasps]

[screams]

[grunts]

[clattering]

Whoever said it was cool to hit a cop, anyway?

[creaking]

[honking]

[indistinct chatter]

There he is!

- Hey, get off of me! - I wanna see him too!

- Wait a minute. - Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Don't forget us!

Toof, you know, I was the one who got that firecracker.

And if it wasn't for me

you'd still be a skinny, bald-head, toothless

candy eating scum!

It's time for you and everyone else to recognize!

Godfather, you tell him, you tell him.

Tell him you're the firecracker man.

[scoffs] That boy can't find you firecrackers.

'He can't find sand at the beach.'

Hmm. He's got a point there.

I can get any kind of firecracker you want.

[cheering]

? I got the thunder bombs on the left making noise ?

? I got firecrackers on the right like commie toys ?

? I got them 80s and Bono records for my.. ??

Uh..

My friend.

Godfather, I want cherry bombs.

[indistinct chatter]

Wait a minute!

Toof ain't the Godfather of Bang.

He's the godfather of zip.

If you want fireworks, you come to me!

[instrumental music]

I'm with Waynehead!

Yo, yo, yo! I'm with Toof!

I saw him take on the cops.

He's the man!

[indistinct chatter]

[gasps]

He's gone!

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Look here, I don't give a bad word

who the real godfather is, alright?

All I know is that tomorrow is the Fourth of July

and I want my firecrackers

from somebody.

Now what are we gonna do?

What do you mean "We"?

- This is all your fault! - This is all your fault!

[dramatic music]

[instrumental music]

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

[laughing]

The worst day of my life. Thanks to Toof.

[thinking] Toof!

[intense music]

Don't be followin' me!

I'm not following you.

smack

[engine humming]

Yo, taxi!

[tires screeching]

If, uh, you're gonna buy firecrackers

which I'm not sayin' I am

uh, where would you go?

Me? Personally, Chinatown will be the spot.

And...I take this shortcut

'past the arch, through little Italy'

'and bam, I'm there!'

Now, out of my way, kid, I got a living to make.

[coughs]

Thanks.

[instrumental music]

[skids to a halt]

[groans]

'Ow!'

[music continues]

[grunts]

[fire crackling]

(Toof) 'Uh-oh.'

[screaming]

[explosion]

[dramatic music]

Uh, do you know where I can buy illegal fireworks?

Got any illegal fireworks?

Do you have any fireworks?

Go find Two-Finger Fong.

[instrumental music]

Do you know Two-Finger Fong?

Do you know of Two-Finger Fong?

Two-Finger Fong?

Do you know where he is?

Do you?

Do you?

[music continues]

[sighs]

[slobbers]

Dang!

Oops!

[thinking] Hope he didn't see me.

[horn blaring]

Toof!

[grunts]

What happened?

You saved my life.

Oh, man! You did, you really did!

Does this mean that you're not mad at me anymore?

Say it to me, man.

Say we cool, man, please!

We cool, right? Say we cool!

Okay, okay, we're cool.

Now-now get off me.

I felt bad about the firecracker thing

but I just couldn't stop!

[crying] I just wanted to know..

...what it felt like, to be popular.

It's all my fault!

Aw, come on, Toof.

Chill, man. It's cool.

I was acting crazy too, okay?

[sniffles] Okay.

thwack

But how are gonna get the firecrackers?

Blue's gonna kill us if don't get 'em.

I got it covered.

All we gotta do is find a guy called Two-Finger Fong.

Somebody lookin' for Two-Finger?

Are you him?

The one and only.

Uh, how come they call you Two-Finger?

Trust me, it is a long and ultimately unsatisfying story.

We wanna buy firecrackers.

They're not legal and they're not cheap.

How much do you have?

That's for us to know and for you not to find out.

I don't have time for this.

Wait! we got $22.

Boys, we are in business.

Go up and squat in that alley right over there.

Now, why did you go and tell him the whole tooth? I mean, truth.

'Cause only half the truth got us in enough trouble.

Sometimes you have to be honest.

Especially, when you're in a hurry.

[horns blaring]

Hey, Mao.

Give me another box of road flares.

Got me another tourist!

[instrumental music]

(Waynehead) Dynamite!

We got our firecrackers, Waynehead!

- You the man! - You the man!

(Toof) We the man! Haha! We go together.

One no good without the other.

Yup, like ham and eggs.

Like peanut butter and jelly.

Like jam and toast.

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

[indistinct chatter]

Tada-da-da dada!

Behold, the big bomb!

The holy hand-grenade!

The ultimate firecracker!

[cheering]

(Waynehead) Get ready. Here it comes!

[intense music]

- Huh? - Huh?

- That's it? - That's booty.

That's worse than booty. That's funky booty.

Yo, yo, yo. This ain't no firework.

'It's a dang road flare.'

[firecrackers squealing]

[firecrackers bursting]

You don't know a firecracker from a road flare?

- Neither do you! - You said you were the expert!

- Where's my firecracker? - Hey, I want my money back!

- No, I didn't. - Yes, you did.

- Nuh-uh! - Bang.

[indistinct]

Chopper wood.

[upbeat music]

[theme music]

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