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[instrumental music]

[theme song]

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? The party's just begun ?

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? That's the 411 for fun ?

? Hey ho ?

? Hey ho ?

? Hey ho ?

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? The party's just begun ?

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? That's the 411 ?

Ah!

? Hey ho ?

? Hey ho ?

? Wah pa-pa-pa pa-rum ?

Hey!

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

Yo, yo, yo.

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? The party's just begun ?

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? That's the 411 for fun ?

? Hey ho ?

? Hey ho ?

? Waynehead ??

[instrumental music]

[snow rattling]

(Toof) 'Dang! I'm freezing It's colder than ice on a cavity.'

- 'How cold is it anyway?' - 'Check this out.'

(Waynehead) 'When I turned on the TV just now'

'all the Soul Train dancers ran and put earmuffs on!'

(Marvin) 'That's m-m-messed up, man!'

(Roz) 'It's been two weeks! I can't take it anymore!'

'I don't care how cold it is! I'm going out!'

[intense music]

[door opens]

[wind howling]

bang

[teeth chattering]

[groaning]

[door squeaking]

[door shuts]

[door shuts]

[door shuts]

[door opens]

[groans]

[thuds]

And for tomorrow, the first day of spring

we'll be all the way up to the 40s! Terrific!

[clatters]

Uh! My dang head is frozen to the window!

Is it gonna be warm tomorrow?

We could finally go outside?

[cheering]

Ooh!

This is the bomb! We gotta do something crazy!

[grunting]

[thuds]

Knucklehead!

Yo, check this!

We climb the Washington Square Arch.

No gloves, no shoes.

Get real with your weanie self.

We need to do something exciting and dangerous.

We go down to the subway and jump turnstiles!

See who can ride the most trains for free

without getting caught by the transit cops!

My own personal best was 200 trains!

I got most all the way to France, Europe.

[laughs] Sure you did.

Ooh!

[thuds]

Riding the subway is for bums and old ladies.

We want something really crazy!

- Tell 'em, Waynehead. - Huh?

You know what I'm talking about.

Well, uh.. Well?

We're wasting our time here!

Dangerous, e-exciting?

Okay, um, how about, uh, truck jumping?

(all) Dang!

? Wayne Wayne Wayne Wayne Waynehead ?

? Wayne Wayne Wayne Wayne Wayne Wayne Wayne Waynehead ??

[intense music]

[dogs barking]

[gasping]

- Ah! - Ah!

You all are pitiful!

Hey-hey, Waynehead, uh, y-y-you sacred?

[gulps]

[aircraft droning]

[barking]

Last one in got stains in the underwear.

[dogs growling]

What are you sissies waiting for?

You all got dirty drawers!

Oh, yeah?

[dogs growling]

[grunting]

[dogs growling]

I gotta do it.

I can't be a baby just 'cause of this dang shoe!

[intense music]

[grunting]

[screams]

[screams]

- Hmph! - Ah!

Uh! Thanks, man!

You know we always got your back, bro!

When you're one of us, you always got backup

and that's no lie.

[intense music]

Ah!

[thuds]

[dogs growling]

Ah!

[dogs growling]

(Roz) 'Help! Help!'

What are we gonna do? We gots to do something!

What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?

Stay cool, Roz! We're coming!

[whimpering]

What are we gonna do?

Okay, make that I'm coming.

[whimpering]

Ah, ah, ah. Ow!

[inhales sharply]

[instrumental music]

Whoa!

[grunting]

[dog whining]

whoosh

[thuds]

[dogs groaning]

[grunting]

[thuds]

You rescued me!

Nobody's ever done that before.

Oh, Damey!

Roz, is everything cool with you?

Dang! What did I do?

[eerie music]

[dogs barking]

Damey, you're my hero.

Why do you keep calling me Damey?

And what's wrong with your eye? You got something in it?

Man, she's looking at Waynehead

like Toof looking at free ice cream.

- Ha-ha.. - Ooh! Ha-ha..

[dogs growling]

[grunting]

I got ya. I'll take care of ya.

Thank you, Roz!

Step off. Ah!

[dogs growling]

I am taking care of you.

Face it and embrace it!

Otherwise, I'm gonna beat you up.

thud thud

Yo, yo, yo! That was great, man!

[laughing] What do we now?

I got an idea! I got an idea!

bang

Mind if I borrow this for a minute?

[pops]

[sloshing]

[kissing]

Later, girlfriend. I gotta go strut my stuff.

Oh, Damey!

Hi there.

Ah!

What's up with Roz?

ding

[instrumental music]

[slurping]

Hey!

? I'll be good to you ?

? Good to you good to you ?

? So good good good ? ? I'll be good to you ?

? Good to you good to you ?

? I'll be good to you good to you good to you ?

? I'll be good to you ? ? Just give me one more chance ?

[grunting]

? Got to prove myself before ?

? Good to you good to you good to you ?

? I'll be good to you good to you good to you ?

? I'll be good to you good to you ?

[tires screeching]

? I'll be good to you good to you ?

? No matter how hard ? ? Good to you good to you ?

? Good to you ? ? I'm gonna be right there ?

? By your side ? ? Good to you good to you ?

? Good to you I'll be good to you good to you ??

I didn't come here to see you losers. Where's Waynehead?

Yo, not so fast.

We can see that you're in some kind

of surreptitiously senile dilemma.

Talk to us, my sister. Tell us what you need.

How about some advice?

[scoffs] Like, I'm gonna take advice

from you dang knuckleheads!

There, there! Mo understands where you're coming from.

But, girl, you're in trouble!

Tell Uncle Mo about your problem.

When I'm around Damey, I feel funny.

Uh, um, l-like, uh..

[banging]

- Girl! - Problem?

[chuckles] That's no problem.

Girl, you are in love!

I am?

Dang!

[scatting]

? Waynehead mm ??

[instrumental music]

This is gonna be funny!

Us kicking up a thing between a guy like ol' Waynehead

and a lunatic like Monstergirl!

Yeah. And Mo don't know how yet.

But trust me, my brother, we gonna find a way for this

to put a little extra change in our pocket.

Yo, check this.

We happen to know that Waynehead wants to be your boyfriend.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, he even asked us to personally tell you

that he wants you to meet him

outside the rib joint at the school today.

He does?

[gasps] Dang!

I thought you were Roz!

You know, the girl told me

she thinks she's in love with you.

- What? - Be calm, my brother.

My advice is, go straight home after school and stay there.

And be sure to take the route that goes past the rib joint.

[intense music]

I know for a fact that that monstergirl's so upset

about you running out on her there yesterday

that she doesn't wanna go anywhere near the place.

Thanks, Mo. I don't know what I'd do without you.

[eerie music]

I'm in love!

I'm in love!

I wish I could have a picture of this!

It is gonna be good!

That's it! That's how we get our cash!

(Mo) 'We take pictures!'

'Every kid in the the hood'll pull me up to see'

monstergirl putting some major lip action on ol' Waynehead.

We'll be making more money, more money, more money!

[intense music]

Ow! What you do that for?

You wanna be my boyfriend, you gotta carry my books!

That's one of the rules.

But I don't wanna be your.. Uh..

And you gotta talk sweet to me

and you gotta call me up on the phone every day!

[Waynehead groaning]

You ever seen two bigger fools?

[laughing]

Yeah!, I can't wait till I see Waynehead later

so I can tell him all about how we set 'em up! Ha-ha-ha!

[dramatic music]

That's a fine idea talking to Waynehead, Toof.

But you gotta do it at just the right time!

Know what I'm saying?

(Marvin) 'So you take your snaggle-tooth'

behind to that phone booth over there.

And, a-and don't move till we call you

and tell you it's time, okay?

[thuds]

And another thing you gotta do is--

But I don't wanna be your--

You gotta grow some dang hair

and get my initials carved in it and--

Damey, move your butt and get in this house right now!

(Waynehead) 'Yes, mama!'

[panting]

Carry her books? Sweet-talk her?

Carve her initials on my head?

(Roz) 'I'll be waiting for you on the corner tomorrow morning'

'so you can walk me to school!'

Dang! I gotta get myself out of this mess.

[instrumental music]

[squeaking]

(Roz) I'll be waiting for you on the corner tomorrow morning

so you can walk me to school!

[door shuts]

[gasps]

[clanking]

[intense music]

[panting]

Sorry, Waynehead, can't talk now. Waiting for a call.

Sorry, Roz, I can't talk now. I'm..

[thuds]

Oh! Waiting for a call.

[school bell ringing]

[door opens]

[music continues]

[panting]

[groaning]

[sighs]

(Waynehead) 'That crazy girl split my head open!'

I need help!

(Mo) 'Chill, my brother.

'That's just what Mo's here to give you.'

'Now, what you do is call her names, nasty ones'

'like Godzooky and Swamp Thing.'

'Trust me, she'll be gone out of your life in less time'

'than it took Lisa Marie to leave Neverland.'

For real? This will work?

(Mo) 'Guaranteed, my brother. Guaranteed.'

[exhales sharply]

[instrumental music]

[laughing]

What are you knuckleheads so happy about?

You're the one that's gonna be happy

when we tell you what's up with Waynehead.

'He is so in love, he's coming up with pet names for ya.'

(Marvin) 'Yeah, yeah, yeah!'

'Godzooky and Swamp Thing!'

'Mm!'

Y-you're right. Shoo!

It's just because he's shy.

Doesn't want the whole world to know how he really feel.

It's kind of a secret love code. You know what I'm saying?

The thing to do is when he calls you that

give him a little aerodynamically

sincere encouragement.

You know, maybe tell him

it's about time y'all had your first kiss.

- What do you think of that? - Ooh!

- I'm gonna be kissing my Damey! - Hey!

- Yeah, yeah, yeah! - What's wrong with you, kid?

Yeah, yeah!

Just do what I told you

and you'll be done with her for good, man!

For sure?

[squeaking]

Roz, I think you look like Godzooky and Swamp Thing.

Really?

[thuds]

- Mm, mm, mm.. - Ha-ha-ha..

Ha-ha-ha.

- Ow! - Okay!

Our first kiss, tomorrow, noon.

The docks. Be there.

? Tum-taka tuku-tuku Waynehead ?

? Ting-taka taka-tuku Waynehead ?

[scatting]

? Waynehead ??

Yeah, I know what's supposed to happen at noon today, Mo.

But forget it! I'm not taking anymore advice from you.

I'll figure this thing out for myself!

Know what I'm saying?

[window shuts]

[sighs]

Shaniqua, girl, I am telling you

the harder you run, the more that man is gonna be after you.

Just give him some of his own back.

'Honey, for that crazy con, the thrill is in the chase.'

Once you stop running, the fun is gone.

[instrumental music]

[gargling]

[gulps]

[coughing]

[pigeons purring]

[thuds]

[wings flapping]

[exhales sharply]

[rattling]

whoosh

[instrumental music]

- You ready? - Yo!

I rented my dad's best camera.

We gonna get some fine pictures.

And trust me, my brother, we gonna be rolling in dough.

So I'm just trying to say

I want you to be my girlfriend.

- 'Really!' - Dang!

That's just what I want.

Cool! So check this.

From now on you wear a dress!

A dress?

Well, okay, I guess.

Whoo!

[instrumental music]

And we hold hands all the time.

- We do? - Uh-huh.

And no more trash talk and no more spitting.

Really?

And now I think we should have our first kiss.

[tires screeching]

[crashing]

Yuck! Poof!

That was nasty!

Forget it! The deal's off, fool.

I'm not in love with you anymore.

'Besides, your breath stinks!'

What a take! I told you we'll be making dough, brother.

You no-good, scum-sucking, butter-feeding roaches!

[clamoring]

- Ah! - Ah!

[thuds]

Ew! Yo, we're swimming in garbage, man!

My daddy's new camera!

Oh, dang, man! He's gonna kill me!

[instrumental music]

[screaming]

[grunting]

Okay, Roz. Check this.

Before I rescue you again, I got some rules.

- No falling in love, okay? - Okay, okay!

(Waynehead) 'And no googoo eyes'

'and no calling me Damey and no..'

Yo, Toof, what are you still doing here, man?

Waiting. But it's been so long, I don't remember what for.

All I know is, Marvin and Mo said

I'm supposed to stay my snaggle-tooth behind right here.

Dang, Toof! Listening to those two clowns?

How stupid can you be?

Talk that talk, Waynehead.

[whistling]

[theme music]

? Wah pa-pa pa-pa-rup ?

? Wah pa-pa pa-pa-rup ??

[music continues]

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