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[theme song]

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? The party's just begun ?

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? That's the 4-1-1 for fun ?

? Hey ho hey ho hey ho ?

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? The party's just begun ?

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? That's the 4-1-1 for fun ?

? Hey ho hey ho hey ho ?

[scatting]

Hey!

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? The party's just begun ?

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? That's the 4-1-1 for fun ?

? Hey ho hey ho hey ho ?

? Waynehead ??

[instrumental music]

[indistinct chatter]

(Waynehead) 'Yo yo, dropy drawers!'

Where'd you learn to play B-ball? Sesame street?

[chuckles]

Look, you little squirt! Keep on the sidelines.

- And keep quiet. - Beep-beep!

- Let me hold this for you. - Hey, foul!

I got the ball! I got the ball!

(Marvin) Yo-yo-yo! Yo Toof, you got the ball!

You got the ball.

Here, hold this.

Hey, isn't this some kind of special foul?

These guys run like they have three feet.

No offence, Tripod.

Bang

Jumpshot! Money!

Hey!

Going somewhere?

[chuckles]

(Marvin) 'Yo, Blue, give me the ball!'

Give me the ball! Give me the ball!

I got it! I got it! I got it!

whoosh

Somebody might get up on me!

Watch out.

- Yes! Three points! - No way man!

The three point line was back there.

Was! Till the wind blew it over here.

Must not be your lucky day, bro.

I don't need no luck!

Cause, I'll take it into the home!

I don't think so.

See! None of you fools can touch me.

Crash!

[grunting]

Foul! Foul man! I said foul!

Foul? You playin' 16th street rules.

If there's no blood, there's no foul.

Man, you're all whack, we're outtie.

Aw! St. Mawy's wittle boys can't take it.

[laughing]

Yo, we can take it.

And we can take you.

Well not in this raggedy butt court!

Next week at the cages!

We'll play with real baskets and real rules.

Yeah, right! You guys probably won't even show.

If we don't, keep the ball.

Fat mouth!

[mumbling]

See you clowns next week.

Yo, Waynehead!

Why you always got to shoot off your dang mouth?

The best ball players hang at the cages, man!

Ooh!

They always laughing and ranking on any sorry players

that try to run there.

(Roz) 'Real rules? Na-ah!'

I mean, where's the fun if you can't even hurt someone?

Bang!

Count me out.

Dang! Now we need a new player.

Only you can't play on account of that big old shoe.

- How convenient! - What do you mean I can't play?

I can play, I just...never wanted to.

Okay! Then show all your moves.

Moves? You wanna see some moves?

Brothers, I will show you some moves!

I'll need a...heh.

Umm...my mama might be having that baby anytime now

so I got to get home.

You know incase she gets. some of those.

...contraptions.

Right! Then tomorrow we'll have us a little practice.

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

- Tomorrow. - Be there.

Woo!

Good thing, I got a big brother like Kevin.

He'll be happy to show me some moves.

No way man.

You lied and now I'm supposed to save your sorry butt?

- Uh-aah! No. - But--

Besides, I can't be wasting my time coaching you!

I am 16, I got more important things to do.

- Like what? - Like what?

Check this man.

Kiwi says there's a big old garbage stain

outside his place that looks just like Tone Loc.

- Now-- - Hey troops!

Uh, hi, sir. What's up?

Well, I just got a part time job sprucing up

that old Lampston's building over on 20th.

Whoo! What a mess!

You know, I'm telling you, it is--

Excuse me, sir.

But when I said "What's up," I didn't mean "what's up?"

I meant what's up. See ya!

Now, when he said "see you"

you think he meant "see you!" Or just "see you?"

[sighs]

You wanna talk about it son?

I got to learn some B-ball moves by tomorrow.

Or else, it's the end of the world, right?

- How'd you know? - Lucky guess. Now, come on.

The general's exclusive basketball camp

for family members only is about to begin.

Alright!

? Wayne Wayne Wayne Wayne Wayne Waynehead ?

? Wayne Wayne Wayne Wayne Wayne Waynehead ??

[drum roll]

Okay, son. Watch and learn.

Crash!

Bang!

Ha-ha-ha! I forgot how much fun this is, Damey boy!

Three points, coming up.

Bang!

Ahhhh! Uhhhh!

[shouting in foreign language]

Oops! Sorry.

[speaking in foreign language]

It's going up.

But, he-he..

...is not coming down.

[laughing]

Ohhhh!

[laughing]

Golly, I forgot how much fun this really is, Damey boy.

Ha-ha-ha!

Oh, man!

My dad's a spaz!

Say! I just had a great idea!

Maybe I could coach your whole team.

No!

I mean there's really no need to go through all that trouble.

Trouble? Don't be ridiculous.

After all what are dad's for?

crash

crash

clink

bang

Well, guess that's enough for tonight, huh, son?

I don't know about you but I've worked up an appetite.

[whistling]

Okay! Don't panic.

There's always hope.

Like, maybe he'll eat some bad fish sticks.

[boinking]

[instrumental music]

I know it's in here somewhere.

Uh, you did say you played ball for army, right dad?

'I played ball in the army.'

Second stream, reserved, motarpools, backup roaster.

I could seta pick better than anyone!

Never let an opponent get to my man, no, sir.

Here we go. My old basketball scrap book.

[coughing]

[thinking] Okay, so he played ball in the army.

He's probably just rusty.

And when the guys see him

he'll have all his old moves back.

[screams]

Yup. Kind of changes your whole image of your old man, huh!

[thinking] Okay, so he never had any moves.

And when the guys see him I'll have to move to Jersey.

Yo, Waynehead, how come we came all the way out to this park?

Well, 'cause this is what they call Kentucky hard court grass.

It's what the wild cats train on, bro.

- Don't you know that? - Hey, son.

Hey soldiers!

Those directions you gave me were all wrong.

I would've wound up somewhere in the east village

if I didn't run into Aki.

Owing to a most fortunate coincidence

I happen to be delivering "Grit" subscriptions

in that very part of town.

How very fortunate!

Guess Damey told you, I'm gonna be coaching you guys.

Uhh! I was just about to.

Good. Now here's our battle plan.

First, we focus on defense.

Uh, how about some good old

army conditioning first.

Like you always say dad.

"The fight belongs to the fittest."

Good point son. Okay. Everybody give me 50.

- Huh? - Push-up. Now move it soldiers.

[indistinct chatter]

[heavy breathing]

Push-ups

sit-ups, jumping jacks

belly crunch.

'When are we gonna stop?'

[barking]

Oww!

[grunting]

Uh!

(Marvin) 'I think my guts just burst open!'

- I can feel 'em! - That's my comb.

Uhhh! Get that thing out of my hand, man.

[squeaking]

Gosh, look what time it is!

It's too dark to show off your basketball moves now, dad.

That's alright now, son.

First thing tomorrow afternoon

you'll see moves most folks only dream about.

Oh, boy, lucky me!

[laughing]

[pops]

Hey!

And you! No more exercise tips, alright?

You got a problem with that?

I said, do you have a problem with that?

Problem? There's no problem.

[thinking] Especially after we pay a little visit

to my dad's work.

[scatting]

? Waynehead ??

[instrumental music]

[snoring]

[telephone ringing]

[yawning]

7 a.m.?

Man this getting so you can't even sleep in on a job anymore.

Hello?

Hello, lucky caller number seven!

But, uh, I didn't call!

Ha-haa!

And you've got a sense of humor too.

Well, uh, get ready to play Jamaican Jubilee!

Where you can win a vacation in paradise.

Simply by answering the following question.

Ceiling tiles? Well, let's see!

One, two, three..

Oh, boy!

Four, five, six..

Oh, boy! Ohh, boy!

Yo, Waynehead, aren't you supposed to put the shoe polish

on top of your shoe?

Not for what I'm gonna do!

Watch me, work it now.

Bang!

Slurp!

[humming]

? We got cuff mark down the hall ?

? We got chocolate on the wall ?

? It's our job to make a mess ?

? And it's a job that we do ?

Uh? We do all the time?

Slurp!

Bang!

Stand back. You're dealing with a professional here.

[rumbling]

Kaboom!

That's better.

If Mo had known your old man got paid

for how much he cleans up

he'd have helped out a long time ago.

Yo! Where's Blue and Marvin?

But, don't you have to stuff something in a toilet

to make it overflow?

[flushing]

Dang! That water's cold.

[shivering]

Yup. Hands down, you are the smartest of the smart.

Who else could con his friends into making a mess

that'll take all day long to clean up?

With, oh, what a pity?

No time left to coach basketball.

(Dad) 'Uh, what did you say son?'

Uh, I said, thank goodness you were able to find

the time to coach us some basketball.

Are you kidding?

I've always dreamed about coaching basketball.

But, I got married early.

Had kids and..

...guess what?

Monkey butt!

Reality hits!

I took any and every job just to make sure

we had a secure roof over our heads.

And soon those dreams of mine became memories.

Memories stuck away in a closet.

But now I am able to let one of those dreams out

and finally see it come true.

Thanks to you, son.

Uhh-ha-ha! Sure.

- Don't mention it. - Well!

- See you at practice! - Yeah, see you.

Yup, hands down

you are the lowest of the low!

[instrumental music]

Tripod, man, I'm in a fix!

Check this out.

If I go clean up the mess I made at my dad's work

'he'll have time to coach the team'

'and he'll embarrass me in front of all my friends.'

But if I do nothing

dad could kiss his dream of coaching good bye.

Oh, well, dad's an adult.

He's had his bubble burst plenty of times.

How much could it hurt?

kaboom

whoosh

aargh

bang

[clanking]

Okay! I guess it could hurt.

[telephone ringing]

Hello.

How many grains of sand in an ash tray?

Oh, hold on! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

Oh, let's see. One.

Two..

[gurgling]

Dang! Why does my dad have to dream about being a coach?

splash

Why can't he be like everyone else's dad?

And dream about cheerleaders!

In the immortal words of James Brown..

aaaargh

One lousy overflowing toilet.

How bad could it be?

[wave crashing]

aaargh

[scatting]

? Waynehead ?

? Waynehead ?

? Waynehead ??

(Waynehead) 'He'll embarrass me.'

bang

'He'll really embarrass me.'

He'll embarrass me.

Heeee!

Oww!

Eeheehee!

- Eeee! - Aki?

It is Roz's idea.

I am the team mascot.

Eeee!

A big fat orange porcupine?

No! The basketball of doom!

I'm gonna get a costume to crawl into

when the guys see my dad play ball.

You could crawl in here with me!

That's not cool, Aki.

Hey, Damey! Nice costume, Aki.

- Where are the other guys? - They'll be here.

Well, I'm afraid I won't.

My new boss liked my work

and he hired me for some over time.

Unfortunately, now I won't have time to coach the team.

I guess that old dream goes back into the closet.

But thanks for letting out to breathe a little.

- Oh! - Well, gotta go.

I'm on my break.

What do you know? Everything worked out alright.

Oh, no! Tomorrow, we play at the cages!

Oh, man!

I've been so busy keeping my dad from coaching

I haven't even learned a single move!

Oh, son, I almost forgot, about your game tomorrow.

I got a little tip for you.

Yo, yo, yo!

How we supposed to play on this wickety-wack court?

There's no cans or paper bags marking the boundaries!

A little tip he says

set piece he says.

Sure!

Ooh!

? Outways at you and I'm so fire ?

? 'Cause what looks like my behind ??

Yaay-aay!

Oof!

argh

argh

Ow!

argh

Oh!

Whoosh!

Uff!

I love this game!

[thuds]

[gurgling]

Well...we lost!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Never would've guessed.

But you know, I wish I could've been there in your place.

Oww! I wish you could've too!

Bet you set some fine picks.

Yup, like father, like son.

Ha-aha!

Let's play ball son!

Ha-aha-ha-aha-aha!

Oh, boy! Ha-hya.

bang

Ahu-aha-aha-aha!

Say, I've just had a great idea!

Baseball season is right around the corner.

And in my day, I was quite a hitter!

I could coach your team.

Splash!

Oops!

Oh, man!

Where's Steinbrenner when you need him?

[theme music]

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