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[theme song]
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? Waynehead Waynehead ?
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? The party's just begun ?
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? Waynehead Waynehead ?
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? That's the 4-1-1 for fun ?
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? Hey ho hey ho hey ho ?
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? Waynehead Waynehead ?
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? The party's just begun ?
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? Waynehead Waynehead ?
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? That's the 4-1-1 for fun ?
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? Hey ho hey ho hey ho ?
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[scatting]
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Hey!
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? Waynehead Waynehead ?
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? Waynehead Waynehead ?
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? The party's just begun ?
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? Waynehead Waynehead ?
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? That's the 4-1-1 for fun ?
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? Hey ho hey ho hey ho ?
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? Waynehead ??
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[instrumental music]
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[indistinct chatter]
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(Waynehead)
'Yo yo, dropy drawers!'
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Where'd you learn to play
B-ball? Sesame street?
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[chuckles]
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Look, you little squirt!
Keep on the sidelines.
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- And keep quiet.
- Beep-beep!
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- Let me hold this for you.
- Hey, foul!
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I got the ball! I got the ball!
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(Marvin)
Yo-yo-yo! Yo Toof, you got the ball!
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You got the ball.
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Here, hold this.
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Hey, isn't this some kind of
special foul?
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These guys run
like they have three feet.
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No offence, Tripod.
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Bang
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Jumpshot! Money!
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Hey!
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Going somewhere?
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[chuckles]
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(Marvin)
'Yo, Blue, give me the ball!'
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Give me the ball!
Give me the ball!
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I got it! I got it! I got it!
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whoosh
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Somebody might get up on me!
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Watch out.
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- Yes! Three points!
- No way man!
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The three point line
was back there.
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Was! Till the wind
blew it over here.
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Must not be your lucky day, bro.
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I don't need no luck!
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Cause, I'll take it
into the home!
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I don't think so.
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See! None of you fools
can touch me.
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Crash!
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[grunting]
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Foul! Foul man!
I said foul!
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Foul? You playin'
16th street rules.
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If there's no blood,
there's no foul.
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Man, you're all whack,
we're outtie.
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Aw! St. Mawy's wittle boys
can't take it.
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[laughing]
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Yo, we can take it.
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And we can take you.
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Well not in this raggedy
butt court!
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Next week at the cages!
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We'll play with real baskets
and real rules.
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Yeah, right! You guys probably
won't even show.
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If we don't, keep the ball.
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Fat mouth!
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[mumbling]
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See you clowns next week.
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Yo, Waynehead!
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Why you always got to shoot off
your dang mouth?
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The best ball players
hang at the cages, man!
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Ooh!
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They always laughing
and ranking on any sorry players
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that try to run there.
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(Roz)
'Real rules? Na-ah!'
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I mean, where's the fun if you
can't even hurt someone?
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Bang!
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Count me out.
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Dang! Now we need a new player.
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Only you can't play on account
of that big old shoe.
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- How convenient!
- What do you mean I can't play?
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I can play, I just...never
wanted to.
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Okay! Then show
all your moves.
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Moves? You wanna see some moves?
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Brothers,
I will show you some moves!
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I'll need a...heh.
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Umm...my mama might be having
that baby anytime now
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so I got to get home.
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You know incase she gets.
some of those.
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...contraptions.
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Right! Then tomorrow we'll have
us a little practice.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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- Tomorrow.
- Be there.
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Woo!
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Good thing, I got a big brother
like Kevin.
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He'll be happy to show me
some moves.
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No way man.
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You lied and now I'm supposed
to save your sorry butt?
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- Uh-aah! No.
- But--
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Besides, I can't be wasting
my time coaching you!
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I am 16, I got more
important things to do.
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- Like what?
- Like what?
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Check this man.
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Kiwi says there's a big old
garbage stain
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outside his place
that looks just like Tone Loc.
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- Now--
- Hey troops!
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Uh, hi, sir. What's up?
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Well, I just got a part time job
sprucing up
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that old Lampston's building
over on 20th.
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Whoo! What a mess!
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You know, I'm telling you,
it is--
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Excuse me, sir.
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But when I said "What's up,"
I didn't mean "what's up?"
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I meant what's up.
See ya!
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Now, when he said "see you"
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you think he meant "see you!"
Or just "see you?"
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[sighs]
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You wanna talk about it son?
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I got to learn some B-ball moves
by tomorrow.
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Or else, it's the end
of the world, right?
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- How'd you know?
- Lucky guess. Now, come on.
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The general's exclusive
basketball camp
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for family members only
is about to begin.
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Alright!
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? Wayne Wayne Wayne Wayne Wayne
Waynehead ?
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? Wayne Wayne Wayne Wayne Wayne
Waynehead ??
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[drum roll]
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Okay, son. Watch and learn.
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Crash!
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Bang!
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Ha-ha-ha! I forgot how much fun
this is, Damey boy!
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Three points, coming up.
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Bang!
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Ahhhh! Uhhhh!
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[shouting in foreign language]
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Oops! Sorry.
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[speaking in foreign language]
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It's going up.
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But, he-he..
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...is not coming down.
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[laughing]
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Ohhhh!
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[laughing]
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Golly, I forgot how much fun
this really is, Damey boy.
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Ha-ha-ha!
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Oh, man!
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My dad's a spaz!
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Say! I just had a great idea!
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Maybe I could coach
your whole team.
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No!
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I mean there's really no need
to go through all that trouble.
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Trouble? Don't be ridiculous.
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After all what are dad's for?
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crash
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crash
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clink
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bang
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Well, guess that's enough
for tonight, huh, son?
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I don't know about you
but I've worked up an appetite.
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[whistling]
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Okay! Don't panic.
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There's always hope.
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Like, maybe he'll eat
some bad fish sticks.
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[boinking]
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[instrumental music]
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I know it's in here somewhere.
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Uh, you did say you played ball
for army, right dad?
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'I played ball in the army.'
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Second stream, reserved,
motarpools, backup roaster.
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I could seta pick
better than anyone!
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Never let an opponent
get to my man, no, sir.
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Here we go.
My old basketball scrap book.
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[coughing]
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[thinking] Okay, so he played ball in the army.
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He's probably just rusty.
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And when the guys see him
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he'll have all his old moves back.
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[screams]
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Yup. Kind of changes your whole
image of your old man, huh!
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[thinking] Okay, so he never had any moves.
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And when the guys see him I'll have to move to Jersey.
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Yo, Waynehead, how come we came
all the way out to this park?
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Well, 'cause this is what they
call Kentucky hard court grass.
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It's what the wild cats
train on, bro.
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- Don't you know that?
- Hey, son.
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Hey soldiers!
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Those directions you gave me
were all wrong.
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I would've wound up somewhere
in the east village
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if I didn't run into Aki.
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Owing to a most fortunate
coincidence
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I happen to be delivering
"Grit" subscriptions
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in that very part of town.
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How very fortunate!
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Guess Damey told you,
I'm gonna be coaching you guys.
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Uhh! I was just about to.
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Good.
Now here's our battle plan.
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First, we focus on defense.
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Uh, how about some good old
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army conditioning first.
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Like you always say dad.
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"The fight belongs
to the fittest."
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Good point son.
Okay. Everybody give me 50.
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- Huh?
- Push-up. Now move it soldiers.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[heavy breathing]
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Push-ups
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sit-ups, jumping jacks
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belly crunch.
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'When are we gonna stop?'
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[barking]
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Oww!
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[grunting]
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Uh!
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(Marvin)
'I think my guts just burst open!'
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- I can feel 'em!
- That's my comb.
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Uhhh! Get that thing
out of my hand, man.
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[squeaking]
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Gosh, look what time it is!
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It's too dark to show off
your basketball moves now, dad.
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That's alright now, son.
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First thing tomorrow afternoon
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you'll see moves
most folks only dream about.
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Oh, boy, lucky me!
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[laughing]
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[pops]
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Hey!
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And you!
No more exercise tips, alright?
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You got a problem with that?
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I said, do you have
a problem with that?
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Problem? There's no problem.
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[thinking] Especially after we pay a little visit
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to my dad's work.
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[scatting]
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? Waynehead ??
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[instrumental music]
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[snoring]
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[telephone ringing]
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[yawning]
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7 a.m.?
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Man this getting so you can't
even sleep in on a job anymore.
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Hello?
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Hello, lucky caller
number seven!
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But, uh, I didn't call!
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Ha-haa!
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And you've got a sense
of humor too.
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Well, uh, get ready to play
Jamaican Jubilee!
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Where you can win a vacation
in paradise.
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Simply by answering
the following question.
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Ceiling tiles?
Well, let's see!
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One, two, three..
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Oh, boy!
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Four, five, six..
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Oh, boy! Ohh, boy!
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Yo, Waynehead, aren't you
supposed to put the shoe polish
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on top of your shoe?
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Not for what I'm gonna do!
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Watch me, work it now.
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Bang!
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00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:29,841
Slurp!
264
00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:31,776
[humming]
265
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,645
? We got cuff mark
down the hall ?
266
00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:36,881
? We got chocolate on the wall ?
267
00:13:39,418 --> 00:13:41,619
? It's our job to make a mess ?
268
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,654
? And it's a job that we do ?
269
00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:46,024
Uh? We do all the time?
270
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:47,692
Slurp!
271
00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:49,026
Bang!
272
00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:51,896
Stand back. You're dealing
with a professional here.
273
00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:54,832
[rumbling]
274
00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:56,134
Kaboom!
275
00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,805
That's better.
276
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,874
If Mo had known
your old man got paid
277
00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:04,809
for how much he cleans up
278
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,278
he'd have helped out
a long time ago.
279
00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:10,448
Yo! Where's Blue and Marvin?
280
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:13,150
But, don't you have to stuff
something in a toilet
281
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:14,752
to make it overflow?
282
00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:20,358
[flushing]
283
00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:24,495
Dang! That water's cold.
284
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:25,797
[shivering]
285
00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:33,504
Yup. Hands down, you are
the smartest of the smart.
286
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,673
Who else could con his friends
into making a mess
287
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,075
that'll take all day long
to clean up?
288
00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:40,378
With, oh, what a pity?
289
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,546
No time left
to coach basketball.
290
00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:44,749
(Dad)
'Uh, what did you say son?'
291
00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:47,818
Uh, I said, thank goodness
you were able to find
292
00:14:47,853 --> 00:14:49,954
the time to coach us
some basketball.
293
00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:51,422
Are you kidding?
294
00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:54,759
I've always dreamed
about coaching basketball.
295
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:56,627
But, I got married early.
296
00:14:56,662 --> 00:14:57,762
Had kids and..
297
00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:58,863
...guess what?
298
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,164
Monkey butt!
299
00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:02,667
Reality hits!
300
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:04,669
I took any and every job
just to make sure
301
00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:07,005
we had a secure roof
over our heads.
302
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:12,209
And soon those dreams of mine
became memories.
303
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:14,312
Memories stuck away in a closet.
304
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,681
But now I am able to let
one of those dreams out
305
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:18,783
and finally see it come true.
306
00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:20,918
Thanks to you, son.
307
00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:23,154
Uhh-ha-ha! Sure.
308
00:15:23,189 --> 00:15:25,356
- Don't mention it.
- Well!
309
00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:28,326
- See you at practice!
- Yeah, see you.
310
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,597
Yup, hands down
311
00:15:33,632 --> 00:15:35,566
you are the lowest of the low!
312
00:15:40,539 --> 00:15:42,373
[instrumental music]
313
00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:44,542
Tripod, man, I'm in a fix!
314
00:15:45,144 --> 00:15:46,410
Check this out.
315
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:49,447
If I go clean up the mess
I made at my dad's work
316
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,215
'he'll have time
to coach the team'
317
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:53,651
'and he'll embarrass me
in front of all my friends.'
318
00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:56,287
But if I do nothing
319
00:15:56,322 --> 00:15:58,556
dad could kiss his dream
of coaching good bye.
320
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,492
Oh, well, dad's an adult.
321
00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:04,395
He's had his bubble burst
plenty of times.
322
00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:05,496
How much could it hurt?
323
00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:06,497
kaboom
324
00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:08,967
whoosh
325
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:11,569
aargh
326
00:16:13,205 --> 00:16:15,640
bang
327
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:19,811
[clanking]
328
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:24,015
Okay! I guess it could hurt.
329
00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:28,452
[telephone ringing]
330
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:29,687
Hello.
331
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,989
How many grains of sand
in an ash tray?
332
00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:34,192
Oh, hold on!
Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
333
00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:39,797
Oh, let's see. One.
334
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,432
Two..
335
00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:43,234
[gurgling]
336
00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:47,839
Dang! Why does my dad have
to dream about being a coach?
337
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:49,907
splash
338
00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:52,243
Why can't he be like
everyone else's dad?
339
00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:54,512
And dream about cheerleaders!
340
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,885
In the immortal words of
James Brown..
341
00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:05,390
aaaargh
342
00:17:09,995 --> 00:17:12,196
One lousy overflowing toilet.
343
00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:13,330
How bad could it be?
344
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:16,033
[wave crashing]
345
00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:17,335
aaargh
346
00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:19,470
[scatting]
347
00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:21,505
? Waynehead ?
348
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,240
? Waynehead ?
349
00:17:23,275 --> 00:17:24,542
? Waynehead ??
350
00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:27,878
(Waynehead)
'He'll embarrass me.'
351
00:17:27,913 --> 00:17:29,847
bang
352
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,716
'He'll really embarrass me.'
353
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,286
He'll embarrass me.
354
00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:36,987
Heeee!
355
00:17:37,022 --> 00:17:37,988
Oww!
356
00:17:38,023 --> 00:17:39,490
Eeheehee!
357
00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:41,392
- Eeee!
- Aki?
358
00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:43,127
It is Roz's idea.
359
00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:44,962
I am the team mascot.
360
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:46,163
Eeee!
361
00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:48,632
A big fat orange porcupine?
362
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:52,103
No! The basketball of doom!
363
00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:53,838
I'm gonna get a costume
to crawl into
364
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:55,706
when the guys see
my dad play ball.
365
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,441
You could crawl in here with me!
366
00:17:57,476 --> 00:17:58,810
That's not cool, Aki.
367
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:02,279
Hey, Damey!
Nice costume, Aki.
368
00:18:02,314 --> 00:18:04,882
- Where are the other guys?
- They'll be here.
369
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:08,219
Well, I'm afraid I won't.
370
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,620
My new boss liked my work
371
00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:11,922
and he hired me
for some over time.
372
00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:15,693
Unfortunately, now I won't have
time to coach the team.
373
00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:18,562
I guess that old dream
goes back into the closet.
374
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:20,331
But thanks for letting out
to breathe a little.
375
00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:23,033
- Oh!
- Well, gotta go.
376
00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:24,635
I'm on my break.
377
00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:31,308
What do you know?
Everything worked out alright.
378
00:18:31,343 --> 00:18:34,078
Oh, no! Tomorrow,
we play at the cages!
379
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,312
Oh, man!
380
00:18:35,347 --> 00:18:37,815
I've been so busy keeping
my dad from coaching
381
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:40,518
I haven't even learned
a single move!
382
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:44,054
Oh, son, I almost forgot,
about your game tomorrow.
383
00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:46,390
I got a little tip for you.
384
00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:50,227
Yo, yo, yo!
385
00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:52,930
How we supposed to play
on this wickety-wack court?
386
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:56,133
There's no cans or paper bags
marking the boundaries!
387
00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:58,169
A little tip he says
388
00:18:58,204 --> 00:19:00,304
set piece he says.
389
00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:01,606
Sure!
390
00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:06,610
Ooh!
391
00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:08,846
? Outways at you
and I'm so fire ?
392
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,548
? 'Cause what looks like
my behind ??
393
00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:14,519
Yaay-aay!
394
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:18,756
Oof!
395
00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:20,858
argh
396
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,126
argh
397
00:19:23,295 --> 00:19:24,562
Ow!
398
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,430
argh
399
00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:28,399
Oh!
400
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:30,868
Whoosh!
401
00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:32,503
Uff!
402
00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:34,305
I love this game!
403
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,109
[thuds]
404
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:45,616
[gurgling]
405
00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:48,085
Well...we lost!
406
00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:50,454
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
407
00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:52,022
Never would've guessed.
408
00:19:52,057 --> 00:19:55,793
But you know, I wish I could've
been there in your place.
409
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:58,896
Oww! I wish you could've too!
410
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,665
Bet you set some fine picks.
411
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:04,335
Yup, like father, like son.
412
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:05,636
Ha-aha!
413
00:20:09,074 --> 00:20:10,441
Let's play ball son!
414
00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:11,442
Ha-aha-ha-aha-aha!
415
00:20:11,477 --> 00:20:13,110
Oh, boy! Ha-hya.
416
00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:16,647
bang
417
00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:19,116
Ahu-aha-aha-aha!
418
00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:26,123
Say, I've just had a great idea!
419
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:28,659
Baseball season
is right around the corner.
420
00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:31,161
And in my day,
I was quite a hitter!
421
00:20:31,196 --> 00:20:32,830
I could coach your team.
422
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:34,098
Splash!
423
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:35,399
Oops!
424
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,169
Oh, man!
425
00:20:39,204 --> 00:20:42,206
Where's Steinbrenner
when you need him?
426
00:20:47,613 --> 00:20:49,647
[theme music]
427
00:20:49,697 --> 00:20:54,247
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