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Pa-pa-pa pa-pa-rup ? 17 00:00:44,778 --> 00:00:45,844 Hi! 18 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:48,113 ? Waynehead Waynehead ? 19 00:00:48,148 --> 00:00:50,015 Yo, yo, yo. 20 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:52,184 ? Waynehead Waynehead ? 21 00:00:52,219 --> 00:00:54,453 ? The party's just begun ? 22 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:56,488 ? Waynehead Waynehead ? 23 00:00:56,523 --> 00:00:59,024 ? That's the 411 for fun ? 24 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:01,259 ? Hey ho ? 25 00:01:01,294 --> 00:01:03,495 ? Hey ho ? 26 00:01:03,530 --> 00:01:05,530 ? Waynehead ?? 27 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:08,333 [instrumental music] 28 00:01:08,368 --> 00:01:10,902 [dog barking] 29 00:01:10,937 --> 00:01:13,205 [clanking] 30 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:14,306 splat 31 00:01:19,112 --> 00:01:20,446 (Mo) 'Yo, Marvin!' 32 00:01:21,448 --> 00:01:22,881 Not now, man. I'm-I'm busy. 33 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,616 [bee buzzing] 34 00:01:24,651 --> 00:01:26,418 Busy doing nothing. 35 00:01:26,453 --> 00:01:29,455 Man, this ever happens to us. 36 00:01:31,057 --> 00:01:34,159 - 'The St. Mary's guys.' - We're dead! 37 00:01:34,194 --> 00:01:35,360 [all gasping] 38 00:01:37,597 --> 00:01:39,931 Well, something finally happened. 39 00:01:39,966 --> 00:01:42,300 Yeah. Maybe God was listening. 40 00:01:42,335 --> 00:01:43,802 (Waynehead) 'Yo!' 41 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:45,704 - 'Hey, Waynehead.' - What's going on? 42 00:01:45,739 --> 00:01:47,172 Just hangin'. 43 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:51,276 Meet my cousin, Three Hats. 44 00:01:51,311 --> 00:01:52,944 Just moved here from LA. 45 00:01:52,979 --> 00:01:54,646 Yeah. Malibu. 46 00:01:54,681 --> 00:01:56,148 Check the tan. 47 00:01:57,150 --> 00:01:58,617 Little cuz, looks like 48 00:01:58,652 --> 00:02:02,054 your friends need some serious help here. 49 00:02:05,325 --> 00:02:06,324 [thuds] 50 00:02:06,359 --> 00:02:08,460 Fortunately, just being around me 51 00:02:08,495 --> 00:02:10,829 is gonna solve all your problems 52 00:02:10,864 --> 00:02:14,233 and make you the captains of cool. 53 00:02:16,369 --> 00:02:18,069 - That's it? - Yeah. 54 00:02:18,104 --> 00:02:20,205 We showed you the whole neighborhood. 55 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:23,408 Mm-hmm. I see a problem, little cuz. 56 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:26,077 This town is dead. 57 00:02:26,112 --> 00:02:27,746 Hey, fool! 58 00:02:27,781 --> 00:02:31,249 Is New York not "Mayberry RFD?" 59 00:02:31,284 --> 00:02:32,751 Spock, identify. 60 00:02:32,786 --> 00:02:36,321 Roz, this is my cousin Three Hats. 61 00:02:36,356 --> 00:02:38,356 Just in from Los Angeles. 62 00:02:38,391 --> 00:02:40,625 That's no excuse for ignorance. 63 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:43,461 - What's wrong with New York? - Nothin'. 64 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:45,530 But like my man Magic told me 65 00:02:45,565 --> 00:02:49,601 '"New York's got pigeons. We got palm trees."' 66 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:52,470 Hm. You know Magic Johnson? 67 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:53,872 Just socially. 68 00:02:53,907 --> 00:02:55,507 Yo, cuz, check this out. 69 00:02:55,542 --> 00:02:58,477 [instrumental music] 70 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:03,682 You seen this yet? It's off the hook, bro. Come on! 71 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:05,517 (Waynehead) 'Sounds great, cuz, but..' 72 00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:07,953 No money? 73 00:03:07,988 --> 00:03:10,455 - No problem. - Ah! 74 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:15,327 Don't tell me, cuz, you're paying with this Esso Card. 75 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:17,796 What if I told you the studio's paying 76 00:03:17,831 --> 00:03:20,098 'cause I'm in this movie? 77 00:03:21,668 --> 00:03:24,469 Hah! You think we're dumb enough to believe.. 78 00:03:27,607 --> 00:03:30,275 Hey, fine stuff, I'm with the studio 79 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:34,045 conducting a survey with these young children here. 80 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:36,548 Here's my studio pass. 81 00:03:36,583 --> 00:03:39,951 I'll need six free tickets, baby doll. 82 00:03:39,986 --> 00:03:44,189 Make it seven, and you can sit with me. 83 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:46,358 Sorry, I'm working. 84 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:47,859 Now, that's a shame. 85 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:49,794 A fine-looking sister like you 86 00:03:49,829 --> 00:03:52,264 shouldn't have to put up with that. 87 00:03:52,299 --> 00:03:55,133 I'll talk to the manager. 88 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:57,302 (Roz) Figured. A fake. 89 00:03:57,337 --> 00:03:59,371 Clown's clowning us. 90 00:04:00,106 --> 00:04:03,041 [indistinct chatter] 91 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:06,878 Thanks. 92 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:10,349 That studio janitor pass sure fooled, huh? 93 00:04:13,386 --> 00:04:14,886 [instrumental music] 94 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:16,855 [indistinct chatter] 95 00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:22,360 Waynehead, we got out life on the right track, my brother. 96 00:04:22,395 --> 00:04:24,829 He's tight with Spike. A real big Willy. 97 00:04:24,864 --> 00:04:27,599 He's fat, he's cool, he's, uh 98 00:04:27,634 --> 00:04:29,167 really, really, really.. 99 00:04:30,704 --> 00:04:33,672 [instrumental music] 100 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:38,276 Hey! Guess cooling is just in our blood. Right, cuz? 101 00:04:38,311 --> 00:04:40,578 You might've got a drop of tea for me? 102 00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:42,914 But don't think that's all it takes to be an actor. 103 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,883 See, in this movie, I had to-- 104 00:04:44,918 --> 00:04:46,718 Hold your breath. 105 00:04:46,753 --> 00:04:48,119 I missed that part. 106 00:04:48,154 --> 00:04:49,387 Mm-hmm. 107 00:04:49,422 --> 00:04:52,657 Guess you were hiding your eyes during the scary parts. 108 00:04:52,692 --> 00:04:54,159 I don't think so. 109 00:04:54,194 --> 00:04:55,827 Yo, yo, yo. I got it! 110 00:04:55,862 --> 00:04:57,796 The guy Spike pushed off the roof, right? 111 00:04:57,831 --> 00:04:59,698 Screamin'. Ah! 112 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:01,399 All the way down. 113 00:05:01,434 --> 00:05:03,968 That guy's scream is finished! 114 00:05:04,003 --> 00:05:06,438 Oh, like you've never heard of makeup. 115 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:08,473 Hey, I'm hungry. Where to? 116 00:05:08,508 --> 00:05:11,476 Home. Unless you're tight with Ronald McDonald. 117 00:05:11,511 --> 00:05:13,278 [laughing] 118 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,613 Hoo-hoo! Ah, what a day! 119 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:17,716 Give me that five bucks, man. 120 00:05:17,751 --> 00:05:19,784 Excuse me. 121 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:23,054 - No, man. You crazy? - Not them, cuz. 122 00:05:23,089 --> 00:05:24,723 [coins clinking] 123 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:26,157 (Three Hats) 'Hi.' 124 00:05:26,192 --> 00:05:28,193 I'm new in town. Can I play? 125 00:05:29,629 --> 00:05:33,832 Yo, Waynehead, I know he's your cousin and all, but.. 126 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:35,834 - But what? - Straight out? 127 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:37,635 I don't trust him. 128 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:41,173 Dang, Roz! The man just took you to the movies. 129 00:05:43,410 --> 00:05:45,243 - Oh, man.. - Let me get in on the game. 130 00:05:45,278 --> 00:05:46,544 [indistinct chatter] 131 00:05:46,579 --> 00:05:49,914 Yo, do that again, and I'll bite it off. 132 00:05:49,949 --> 00:05:51,516 But I got a quarter. 133 00:05:51,551 --> 00:05:55,019 Heh! I got more than that in my teeth. 134 00:05:55,054 --> 00:05:56,121 [groans] 135 00:05:57,690 --> 00:05:58,757 What's up, cuz? 136 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:01,025 I think the brother hit his head. 137 00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:02,327 Dang! 138 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:05,263 (all) Ooh! 139 00:06:05,298 --> 00:06:09,000 This way, little brothers. Lunch is on them. 140 00:06:10,770 --> 00:06:12,471 (boy #1) 'Hey, man, where's my five?' 141 00:06:13,673 --> 00:06:15,473 - There, fool. - Man, that's a one. 142 00:06:15,508 --> 00:06:16,875 Well, don't look at me. 143 00:06:19,279 --> 00:06:20,879 [grunts] 144 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:23,882 ? Wayne Wayne Wayne Wayne Waynehead ? 145 00:06:23,917 --> 00:06:27,118 ? Wayne Wayne Wayne Wayne Wayne Wayne Wayne Waynehead ?? 146 00:06:27,153 --> 00:06:28,119 [instrumental music] 147 00:06:28,154 --> 00:06:30,989 [indistinct chatter] 148 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:33,625 [laughing] 149 00:06:33,660 --> 00:06:36,361 [indistinct chatter] 150 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:39,631 Mm, mm. You said a mouthful, brother. 151 00:06:39,666 --> 00:06:41,266 [clinking] 152 00:06:50,777 --> 00:06:55,613 More ribs, more sauce, more ribs. Mm-mm-mm! 153 00:06:55,648 --> 00:06:58,516 Scamming up fives right off those St. Mary's. 154 00:06:58,551 --> 00:07:01,453 Now, that's what I call sweet revenge. 155 00:07:02,789 --> 00:07:05,990 - Cuz, you scammed the money? - Mm-hmm. 156 00:07:06,025 --> 00:07:09,594 This is great! You're dead. 157 00:07:09,629 --> 00:07:11,963 Yo, I can take care of myself. 158 00:07:11,998 --> 00:07:14,999 Learned karate, one on one, with Bruce Lee. 159 00:07:15,034 --> 00:07:16,201 [speaking in foreign language] 160 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:20,605 [plate shatters] 161 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:22,841 Yeah, well, he's dead, too. 162 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:25,710 Long before you were born. 163 00:07:25,745 --> 00:07:28,413 Dang! We seem to be fresh out of ribs. 164 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:34,886 We got a problem. 165 00:07:36,055 --> 00:07:37,322 You mean Roz? 166 00:07:38,424 --> 00:07:39,991 Hey, cuz, she's cool. 167 00:07:40,026 --> 00:07:42,026 She's a little girl, bro. 168 00:07:42,061 --> 00:07:46,465 And little girls got no business hanging with Three Hats. 169 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:48,366 'You dig?' 170 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:52,070 Yo, so far life's been pretty good hanging with me. Right? 171 00:07:52,105 --> 00:07:54,038 All I'm asking for is one favor. 172 00:07:54,073 --> 00:07:56,407 (man on radio) 'Another winner!' 173 00:07:56,442 --> 00:08:00,812 'Five passes to the John Starks Summer Basketball Camp!' 174 00:08:00,847 --> 00:08:03,181 'Rosco Howard called with the missing lyrics' 175 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:05,116 'to LA Noise Boys.' 176 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:06,818 [indistinct] 177 00:08:06,853 --> 00:08:08,186 [indistinct chatter] 178 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:11,322 ...'next chance to call in and win it.' 179 00:08:11,357 --> 00:08:15,994 I can win those tickets. I know every rap star in LA. 180 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:19,697 But first, you gotta lose gargoyle girl. 181 00:08:19,732 --> 00:08:22,066 - You got it. - Fine with me. 182 00:08:22,101 --> 00:08:25,103 Okay, so who tells Roz she's out? 183 00:08:25,138 --> 00:08:26,671 You the Mr. Big of this crew, right? 184 00:08:26,706 --> 00:08:29,707 Yo, yo, yo. This is a democracy. 185 00:08:29,742 --> 00:08:31,543 I say we vote on this. 186 00:08:31,578 --> 00:08:34,412 All in favor of Waynehead tells her? 187 00:08:35,481 --> 00:08:36,414 Uh-huh! 188 00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:45,690 [instrumental music] 189 00:08:52,565 --> 00:08:54,933 [chuckles] Got the.. 190 00:08:56,869 --> 00:08:58,203 Mm-mm-mm.. 191 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,039 Life is sweet. 192 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:03,508 That's the way it is hanging with me. 193 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:04,943 I make things happen. 194 00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:06,578 Peep it. It's Waynehead. 195 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:10,615 - Yo, bro, how'd it go? - Uh.. 196 00:09:10,650 --> 00:09:13,618 You did tell Roz she won't be hanging with us, right? 197 00:09:13,653 --> 00:09:16,120 I told her, sorta. 198 00:09:16,155 --> 00:09:18,022 What do you mean, "Sorta?" 199 00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:20,692 - 'Man, that's lame.' - Coming through. 200 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:30,602 See, cuz, talking to Roz is one thing 201 00:09:30,637 --> 00:09:33,371 but having her hear is another. 202 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,974 Man, all she has to hear is, "Get lost." 203 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:37,309 So, who tells? 204 00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:48,353 You all scared of her or somethin'? 205 00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:50,855 Well, guess you don't wanna share the wealth 206 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:52,591 when I win that rap lyric contest. 207 00:09:55,628 --> 00:09:57,062 - Watch out! - Ah.. 208 00:09:57,797 --> 00:09:58,896 Hey! 209 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:00,665 Yo, what's with New York, man? 210 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:02,867 It's like a non-stop obstacle course. 211 00:10:02,902 --> 00:10:06,371 Yo, yo, yo, I got it! We don't tell Roz she's out. 212 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:09,173 Just that she's gotta go through the same test we did 213 00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:13,077 like an initiation, before she can hang with us. 214 00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:15,780 Hey, I don't remember no test. Did I pass? 215 00:10:15,815 --> 00:10:18,816 Toof, man. There was no test. 216 00:10:18,851 --> 00:10:20,284 Alright. Make up some test. 217 00:10:20,319 --> 00:10:22,286 Just make 'em hard, so she fails. 218 00:10:22,321 --> 00:10:23,688 - Alright! - Good idea, man. 219 00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:25,289 Good idea. 220 00:10:25,324 --> 00:10:28,026 Yeah. Great idea. 221 00:10:28,995 --> 00:10:31,930 [scatting] 222 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:35,800 ? Waynehead mm ?? 223 00:10:35,835 --> 00:10:38,202 (Marvin) 'You're right, Mo. She's never gonna pass this test.' 224 00:10:38,237 --> 00:10:39,838 'It's way too hard.' 225 00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:42,974 [gasps] 226 00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:46,577 How'd I do? 227 00:10:46,612 --> 00:10:48,913 Dang, Roz. That was.. 228 00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:50,081 Too easy. 229 00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:53,117 Next test, scavenger hunt. 230 00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:55,687 'Roz versus crazy lab.' 231 00:10:55,722 --> 00:10:57,055 Here's the list. 232 00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:01,826 [dramatic music] 233 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:07,498 ? Happy feet bara-para para happy feet ? 234 00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:09,133 ? All the children got ? 235 00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:10,268 whoosh 236 00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:14,005 Bupkis. 237 00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:17,976 Hammer Man action figurehead. 238 00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:21,479 DeLorean hubcap. 239 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:22,580 [clattering] 240 00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:25,616 "Louis Rukeyser 50 Great Mutual Funds 241 00:11:25,651 --> 00:11:28,953 For Psychotic Booms," 1992 edition. 242 00:11:29,655 --> 00:11:30,889 [clattering] 243 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:34,859 And just one Shaq high top? 244 00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:36,527 Sorry, Roz, but, uh.. 245 00:11:36,562 --> 00:11:37,929 [clattering] 246 00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:41,299 [sighs] 247 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:45,570 Hey, no problem. The next one's impossible. 248 00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:48,540 [dramatic music] 249 00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:52,577 - Maybe she quit. - Maybe she fell. 250 00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:54,512 Maybe she forgot to stop at the top. 251 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:56,814 [gasping] 252 00:11:56,849 --> 00:11:58,816 These are the fast ones up there. 253 00:11:58,851 --> 00:12:00,384 But I could get more. 254 00:12:00,419 --> 00:12:01,419 [wings flapping] 255 00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:02,821 [boys screaming] 256 00:12:05,691 --> 00:12:08,659 Give it up, Roz. Time's running out! 257 00:12:08,694 --> 00:12:11,629 [intense music] 258 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:15,700 [splashing] 259 00:12:19,038 --> 00:12:20,838 (Marvin) 'Yo! Monster-girl.' 260 00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:24,008 'Your ten seconds are almost up.' 261 00:12:36,155 --> 00:12:38,356 [rumbling] 262 00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:41,159 [water splashes] 263 00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:45,530 Yo, come on down. There's more. 264 00:12:47,466 --> 00:12:51,169 Just give it up, guys. She's unbeatable in everything. 265 00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:53,638 A test would have to be rigged for Roz to fail it. 266 00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:57,375 Yo, Waynehead's right. We gotta cheat. 267 00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:58,976 - Good idea! - Alright! 268 00:12:59,011 --> 00:13:00,645 Wait, that's not what I mean. 269 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:02,480 [sighs] 270 00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:05,483 Okay. This is easy. 271 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:09,387 Just whip the ball to Marvin without hitting anything else. 272 00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,756 - Piece of cake. - Blindfolded. 273 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,291 Yo, man, that's whack. 274 00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:16,460 You've been taking Toof pills or something'? 275 00:13:16,495 --> 00:13:19,764 (Marvin) 'Just throw to my voice!' 276 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,432 Man, this is low. 277 00:13:22,568 --> 00:13:25,503 [intense music] 278 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:29,541 [gasps] 279 00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:32,810 Huh? 280 00:13:32,845 --> 00:13:33,945 [gasping] 281 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:38,583 [glass shatters] 282 00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:41,319 Hey, who did this? Come here! 283 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,855 [siren wailing] 284 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:46,090 - Bye, peace out. - See you, Roz. 285 00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:49,460 Yo, Waynehead, what happened? Am I in or what? 286 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:52,163 Uh, sorry, Roz. I gotta go. 287 00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:56,801 [dog barking] 288 00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:04,542 [instrumental music] 289 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:09,881 [indistinct chatter on radio] 290 00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:12,483 Okay, champ, ten minutes to the radio contest. 291 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,285 Are you lose? We need to lose. 292 00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:17,588 What's the matter with you, man? 293 00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:20,258 This gonna be the greatest day of our lives 294 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,627 after that time I found that half a candy bar 295 00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:25,062 in that medical waste dump. 296 00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:27,431 I'm just wondering what Roz is up to 297 00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:29,200 you know, by herself. 298 00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:31,402 Yo, my brother, she's fine. 299 00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:36,207 Making new friends, doing wh-whatever girls do together. 300 00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:37,508 Trust me. 301 00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:41,946 [indistinct chatter] 302 00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:45,216 Hey, wanna play post office? 303 00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:49,220 Silly. You need boys to play post office. 304 00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:52,957 What you talking about? Look, I'll show you. 305 00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:54,959 Wow. 306 00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:58,629 Okay, these are the hostages, I'm the postal worker 307 00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:01,766 with grenades and-and attitude. 308 00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:04,602 SWAT's got six minutes to take me out. 309 00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:10,942 Okay, it's time. You can do it. Be positive. 310 00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:12,710 Win us tickets. 311 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,445 Or at least win me tickets. 312 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,747 (man on radio) 'Two o'clock, time to win passes' 313 00:15:16,782 --> 00:15:19,984 'to the John Starks Summer Basketball Camp.' 314 00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:23,587 'Just be the first to call with the missing lyrics to' 315 00:15:23,622 --> 00:15:27,358 '"Chocolate Deluxe" by LLBJ.' 316 00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:29,527 Wait a minute. That's not rap. 317 00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:31,729 Come on. Give me room, man. I'm thinking. 318 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,699 [humming] 319 00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:37,835 Uh, man. 320 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:38,970 Man, that's it! 321 00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:40,371 [humming] 322 00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:42,039 I believe in milking cows. 323 00:15:42,074 --> 00:15:43,507 Or is it work the cow? 324 00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:45,176 - Something like that. - It's miracles! 325 00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:47,244 Now, stop messing with my concentration. 326 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:50,014 - Or you're the next one to go. - 'Hey!' 327 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:51,949 Oh! 328 00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:54,919 [intense music] 329 00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:58,589 Let's try something different. 330 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,124 First do this, right? 331 00:16:00,159 --> 00:16:02,360 Then try to catch your own spit in it. 332 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:03,861 Like this. 333 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:04,862 [spits] 334 00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:06,831 (all) Ew! 335 00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:12,903 - 'Ooh!' - 'Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.' 336 00:16:12,938 --> 00:16:15,806 - 'Yeah, yeah.' - 'Cool, man. Yeah!' 337 00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:19,377 ? And we won we cool we go to the b-ball school ? 338 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,645 ? I say we won we cool ? 339 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:24,048 ? We go to the b-ball school ? ? What? What? ?? 340 00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,984 Hey, Waynehead. What's up? 341 00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:29,887 Hey! Uh, nothing much. 342 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:31,622 Oh, nothing, except his cuz 343 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:34,525 won us tickets to John Starks basketball camp. 344 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,794 Thanks to my coaching. 345 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:40,464 And he's going right now to pick 'em up. 346 00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:43,501 - Look, Roz. - Have fun. 347 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:46,471 [instrumental music] 348 00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:48,272 [watch ticking] 349 00:16:48,307 --> 00:16:49,640 Two hours, man. 350 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,876 No Three Hats, no tickets. 351 00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:55,246 Waynehead, your cuz must've run into a foul play. 352 00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:58,216 [engine revving] 353 00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:04,588 [engine revving] 354 00:17:04,623 --> 00:17:07,558 [all coughing] 355 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,562 He got the tickets! 356 00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:13,597 Life is sweeter than taffy. 357 00:17:13,632 --> 00:17:16,000 Starks' a chump anyway. 358 00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:26,811 My name's Three Hats. 359 00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:28,312 I'm Roz. 360 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,518 Now you're three pieces! 361 00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:38,889 (Toof) 'Three Hats shoots, Three Hats scores.' 362 00:17:38,924 --> 00:17:41,692 He the man with the, uh 363 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,127 wide-front drawers. 364 00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:45,329 [gasping] 365 00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:46,864 Give me my prize. Come on. 366 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,533 Give it up for me. Let the whole world hear. 367 00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:53,838 Oh, we heard. Congratulations. 368 00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:56,574 You know, we'd like to buy those tickets from you 369 00:17:56,609 --> 00:18:00,411 but we a little short on cash since someone ripped us off. 370 00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:02,213 Yo, you better step off, bro. 371 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:05,783 My man here knows karate. 372 00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:09,787 - Shut up, fool. - Well, Mr. Karate. 373 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:12,857 How about you give us those tickets on credit? 374 00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:14,758 Sure. 375 00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:16,660 Thing is, see 376 00:18:16,695 --> 00:18:18,096 I don't have 'em. He does. 377 00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:22,500 [screaming] 378 00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:25,470 [intense music] 379 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,875 [truck honking] 380 00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:32,510 I don't want 'em. You, you take 'em.. I don't.. 381 00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:33,511 No, don't give 'em to me. I don't want 'em. 382 00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:34,512 Here, Toof, Toof. 383 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,981 [clamoring] 384 00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:38,749 (Marvin) 'I don't want it.' 385 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,451 - Mom! - Mama! 386 00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:42,220 Cut 'em off. This way! 387 00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:44,422 [clanks] 388 00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:54,598 Uh, I-I didn't tell you guys, but I got draino-phobia 389 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,834 ever since I surfed the pipeline with Coolio. 390 00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:57,902 [rumbling] 391 00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,003 [gasps] 392 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,074 Oh, man, what's wrong with you? 393 00:19:04,109 --> 00:19:06,944 Cuz, we gotta chill. They'll catch us. 394 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,812 [rumbling] 395 00:19:08,847 --> 00:19:10,781 Well, they're not gonna catch me. 396 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,584 Time for Three Hats to head up on out of here. 397 00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:15,553 - Ah! - Just hate.. 398 00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:16,854 [gasping] 399 00:19:20,392 --> 00:19:21,893 [gasping] 400 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,764 - Ah! Ah! - Ah! Help! Help! 401 00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:29,500 - Help me! Please help! - Mama, help! 402 00:19:29,535 --> 00:19:31,268 Man, we gonna die 403 00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:34,438 and I've never even seen dolomite! 404 00:19:34,473 --> 00:19:37,575 Hang on, man. My cuz is just gonna get help. 405 00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,310 [coughs] 406 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:43,214 Stop bugging, bro. He ditched us! 407 00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:45,082 I always knew he was a weasel. 408 00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:47,384 He ain't no weasel, man. He's-- 409 00:19:47,419 --> 00:19:50,754 (Roz) A lowdown, lying, chicken-hearted weasel. 410 00:19:50,789 --> 00:19:54,191 - 'Roz!' - Your cuz has split. 411 00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:56,160 Now, hang on. 412 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:59,130 [panting] 413 00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:07,438 [instrumental music] 414 00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:09,440 ? Tum-taka taka-tuku Waynehead ? 415 00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:11,442 ? Ting-taka taka-tuku Waynehead ? 416 00:20:11,477 --> 00:20:12,643 [scatting] 417 00:20:12,678 --> 00:20:13,644 ? Waynehead ?? 418 00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:15,179 [instrumental music] 419 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,514 (Roz) So bad about those tickets. 420 00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:19,617 Maybe I could fish 'em out later. 421 00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:20,718 Don't bother. 422 00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:23,354 You don't want into that basketball camp? 423 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:25,089 Not if I have to go with him. 424 00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:28,726 - Oh! Your cuz? - The weasel. 425 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,728 Skinny-butt chicken weasel. 426 00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:32,663 [both laughing] 427 00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:35,266 - I wonder what happened to him. - Don't know. 428 00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:37,034 Haven't seen him. 429 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:40,004 [instrumental music] 430 00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:43,674 But I'm sure he's fine. 431 00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:46,644 [laughing] 432 00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:53,084 [theme music] 433 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:04,762 ? Pa-pa-pa pa-pa-rup ? 434 00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:09,000 ? Pa-pa-pa pa-pa-rup ?? 435 00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:13,537 [music continues] 436 00:21:13,587 --> 00:21:18,137 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29069

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