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[instrumental music]
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? Waynehead Waynehead ?
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? The party's just begun ?
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? Waynehead Waynehead ?
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? That's the 411 for fun ?
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? Hey hoo ?
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? Hey hoo ?
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? Hey hoo ?
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? Waynehead Waynehead ?
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? The party's just begun ?
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? Waynehead Waynehead ?
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? That's the 411 for fun ?
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? Hey hoo ?
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? Hey hoo ?
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? Wah ahh ahh ahh ahhh ?
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? Hey ?
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? Waynehead Waynehead ?
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[scatting]
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? Waynehead Waynehead ?
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? The party's just begun ?
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? Waynehead Waynehead ?
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? That's the 411 for fun ?
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? Hey hoo ?
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? Hey hoo ?
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? Waynehead ??
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[instrumental music]
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[snoring]
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pop
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Shush!
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[snoring continues]
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[static buzz]
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[gasps]
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? Hey hoo ?
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? Hey hoo ?
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Get out of my house,
you little donkey!
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[indistinct grumbling]
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Just get away from here.
Get, get away from here.
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Argh!
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Ow!
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Read this.
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Heavy D is giving a charity
concert tomorrow
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at Washington Square Park.
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[indistinct chatter]
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It's gonna be a bomb!
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Don't get too excited,
knuckleheads.
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It costs $20 to get in.
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Chump change, Roz.
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My daddy makes that at tips.
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Marvin, they don't give tips
for making license plates.
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I-I-I told you
my daddy wasn't arrested.
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He was just detained.
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'Cause me and my daddy
was in with Denzel Washington.
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And-and a carjacker on our block
looked like Denzel too..
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- And so--
- You're such a liar.
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[thuds]
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You know what. My pops is
selling tickets to that concert.
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And he wouldn't even
give you a ticket?
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Please!
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My pops don't give away nothin'.
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I earn my keeps.
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I'm one ten year old
rent-paying youngster.
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[Marvin groans]
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Check this,
we could get in free by donating
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a bag of canned goods
for the homeless.
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Homeless?
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Yo, Toof! How are these
gonna help your families?
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[Toof laughs]
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You stupid, Damey.
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[indistinct chatter]
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I'll knock you up, man.
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Waynehead, lookout!
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[intense music]
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Ooh!
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What are you doing, Waynehead?
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You almost backed into
the hydrant of doom.
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I'd say that's some bad luck,
brother.
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I can handle a little bad luck.
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A little bad luck?
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Lemme drop some knowledge
on your dumb self.
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The hydrant of doom is
the cause of all bad luck.
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You heard of the Hindenburg,
haven't you?
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[dramatic music]
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(Marvin) This is on a wheel, see?
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That big blip took a detour to the hood
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because of some police activity.
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[water splashes]
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That's exactly when the hydrant struck.
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And the next thing you know,
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everything was swimmin' in bad luck.
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And then there was a problem with the Titanic.
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[water dripping]
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[water splashes]
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Hey, hey, hey! I know what most people think.
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They think that boat sank because of an iceberg.
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[tires screeching]
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But, I'm here to tell you,
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the real problem was the hydrant of doom.
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And a ten pound ham that was kept to be the easter dinner
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at the midtown shelter for serial killers
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with no self-esteem.
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[dramatic music]
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[ships horn blaring]
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[crashes]
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Yeah, and Waterloo,
Watergate, Whitewater
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they all started right here
at the hydrant of doom.
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Thank, Mo. You saved my life.
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Yo, I hate to break up
the sissy male bonding
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but we've got some
cans to collect.
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[instrumental music]
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[fly buzzing]
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Mama, I wanna go to a concert.
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And I need a bag of canned
foods to give to Heavy D.
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We don't have no food
to be giving to Heavy D.
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[whoosh]
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Besides, that darn boy
is big enough already.
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Then I'm going to ask the
neighbors for cans. Okay. Bye.
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After you spend time with that
nice new boy from Africa, Aki.
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Aki?
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Man, I don't wanna
hang with him.
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- He's a nerd.
- He's from Botswana.
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They're just a little
different, culturally.
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And I promised his mother that
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you would hang out
with him today.
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He's homesick for Africa.
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bam
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Now, go.
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[bangs]
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I've been waiting on you,
Waynehead.
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We gotta go get some cans.
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My mom is making me
hang with Aki.
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- I'll catch you later.
- 'Aki?'
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(Toof)
'Dang. They don't come no more doofus than that boy.'
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clink
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[clattering]
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Man, too bad.
You gonna miss the concert.
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I feel sorry for you,
but, hey, we gotta roll.
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Heavy D is awaiting.
We're out.
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Yeah. See you guys later.
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[instrumental music]
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[sighs]
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(Aki)
Damey, I am so excited.
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I have our whole day planned
with really happening events.
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Yeah. Can't wait.
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First, we can go to that
African museum exhibit.
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Then, to the home of a friend
who is from Botswana.
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[inhales heavily]
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Yo, man. What's up
with your breathing?
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Sorry, Damey. I sometimes...
when I get excited.
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Great. We're in the house, now.
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He even walks cool.
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[upbeat music]
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Can I have this?
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Eh, give it here.
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[instrumental music]
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(Aki)
'This reminds me of home.'
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When I feel sad,
I come here and stare at it.
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For how long?
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For many, many hours.
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Yo, if you squint,
it looks just like Jersey.
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I think I've seen enough.
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Where to next?
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[instrumental music]
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And when I was 12
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my father gave me
a most beautiful medallion.
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Very similar, in fact,
to the one that Aki wears.
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Dang! This is fab.
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No wonder
you wear it in your shirt.
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[indistinct]
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For this bad boy.
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Thank you very much.
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Would you like to go to the
African marketplace place now?
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[instrumental music]
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Dance of good fortune.
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In Botswana, it is believed
to bring good luck.
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[Aki inhales heavily]
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They wouldn't make it
on a soul train with that.
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Damn, I'm not gonna have
time to collect any cans.
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whoosh
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Aki, we're going to
something really cool now.
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And it's called collecting cans.
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(Waynehead)
'You're gonna love it.'
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[Aki inhaling]
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? Wayne Wayne Wayne Wayne
Wayne Wayne Waynehead ?
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? Wayne Wayne Wayne Wayne
Wayne Wayne Waynehead ?
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[instrumental music]
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If I'm gonna get all the cans
I need, I gotta move fast.
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- So just stay out of way, okay.
- Okay, my cool friend.
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You are so cool, Damey.
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This is my best time
in America.
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- 'Can we do this everyday?'
- Just wait over there.
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[gasps]
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[intense music]
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The hydrant of doom!
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[gasps]
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[crashing]
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Ah!
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No!
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No!
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Ohhh!
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Aki, you alright?
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Damey, why did you tackle me?
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Um, no reason.
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[intense music]
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I gotta get him off the street
before something bad happens.
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Look. Canned goods.
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Uff!
Ohh, dang! Trouble already.
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[intense music]
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Damey, look!
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Yo. Drop those cans!
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[Aki gasping]
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Get him!
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[Waynehead gasps]
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[intense music]
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Aki. Throw the other cans.
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You're gonna me get beat down!
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What does beat down mean?
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[Waynehead panting]
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- Woah!
- Sorry.
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[Waynehead panting]
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(Waynehead)
'Aki, watch out. That's wet paint, man.'
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I must not ruin my brand new
footwear from the Flea market.
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screech
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Ohh, man.
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Dang. We look stupid.
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Oh!
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[engine revving]
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(Aki)
'Oh, my!'
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Hey, Waynehead.
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Are those candy yams
you're wearing?
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Yo, man, check it, Toof.
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Aki touched the hydrant of doom.
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Look. I'm gonna make him stay
at my place tonight protect him.
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Round up the gang
and tell 'em to come by
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with some
cures for bad luck.
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Okay, but can I lick
your shirt first.
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[instrumental music]
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Mama, since Kevin is gone
for the weekend
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can Aki spend the night?
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Boy, what have you been in?
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You stink like Mrs. Turner's
sweet potato pie.
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But it sure is nice to see
you two gettin' along.
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Eeeeh! Am I staying the night?
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[Aki inhales heavily]
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By the great lion of Botswana.
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Are we brothers, Damey?
Are we? Huh?
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Mom, could you show my bro here
where to find his bedsheets.
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Yo. What's the verdict?
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Got your back, Waynehead.
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What you do is spin his head
around six times.
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You stupid.
His head will pop off.
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Yeah. You usually gotta call
a expert in
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but we probably
could do it ourselves.
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(Mo)
My father has an overcoat full of mojos and good luck charms.
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But, you know it's gonna
cost you eight dollars
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just to look inside though.
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I've got a box of lucky stars,
but I accidently ate
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all the tasty fruit
that covered lucky parts.
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[Toof laughs]
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That's okay, guys.
I'll handle it myself.
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[water splashing]
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I've ruined Aki's life.
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He's a dead man.
I'm going to need an alibi.
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I have never had
so much fun in one day.
264
00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:45,663
That dance of good fortune
must be what brought us
265
00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:46,864
all these good luck.
266
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:53,004
Yo. The dance of good fortunes!
267
00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:54,339
It brings you good luck.
268
00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:57,441
[Waynehead yawns]
269
00:12:57,476 --> 00:13:00,578
Yup. So tired.
270
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,480
You must be tired.
271
00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:05,116
Peace.
272
00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:08,920
[instrumental music]
273
00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:14,225
[Aki inhales heavily]
274
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:16,761
[clock ticking]
275
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,137
[snoring]
276
00:13:30,776 --> 00:13:32,310
[coughs]
277
00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:40,885
[music continues]
278
00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:49,761
I hope this works.
279
00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:53,765
[folk music]
280
00:14:19,091 --> 00:14:21,025
[snoring]
281
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:28,232
[instrumental music]
282
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:30,201
[beat box music]
283
00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:33,872
? Waynehead ?
284
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:37,141
[upbeat music]
285
00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:44,081
Five more dollars and pops will
Jheri curl your dreadlocks.
286
00:14:44,116 --> 00:14:45,950
Hello, Mo' Money junior.
287
00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:47,318
Hello, Mr. Money.
288
00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:50,187
Hey, young buck.
How about a finger wave?
289
00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:52,223
Your neck's a little knotty.
290
00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:54,425
Not today, Mr. Money.
291
00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:57,695
But, because Damey and I have
become such good friends
292
00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,798
I wish to buy two Heavy D
tickets for us.
293
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:04,068
$40. I knew there was
something I liked about you.
294
00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:08,139
All I have is two dollars.
295
00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:10,541
Well, I give you two dollars
worth of a ticket.
296
00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:16,180
May be I can exchange
this for the tickets.
297
00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:17,849
[chimes]
298
00:15:20,786 --> 00:15:22,720
[instrumental music]
299
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:28,926
He's gone.
300
00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:31,262
Ohh, dang. The hydrant of doom.
301
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,565
Something's happened to Aki.
302
00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,569
Mommy, something's
happened to Aki.
303
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:41,105
He touched the hydrant of doom
and then we had bad luck.
304
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:43,007
The robbers! Yams! Paint!
305
00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:45,009
Then I put all your make up
and danced like the Africans
306
00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:48,079
but you know I got the bad foot
and now he disappeared.
307
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,680
It's all my fault.
308
00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:51,549
[Waynehead crying]
309
00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:57,922
[instrumental music]
310
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,758
It's my fault he touched
the hydrant of doom.
311
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,259
He's doomed.
312
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:04,095
Damey, calm down.
313
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:06,197
Yeah. Calm down.
314
00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:07,531
bam bam
315
00:16:07,566 --> 00:16:10,267
(Mrs. Wayne)
Baby, it's nothing but silly superstition.
316
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,269
'That hydrant's not bad luck.'
317
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:13,571
It's not?
318
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:16,674
Please. That hydrant saved
Mrs. Jefferson's home
319
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:19,110
after it caught fire
last summer.
320
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:22,413
- So, Aki isn't doomed?
- No.
321
00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:24,882
(Mrs. Wayne)
'I'm glad you two have become such good friends.'
322
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:28,953
Now, just calm down and go wash
all my make up off your face.
323
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:32,189
But, we're not friends.
Aki's a nerd.
324
00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:34,692
'I had him stay here just
to keep him out of trouble'
325
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,560
'after he touched
that hydrant.'
326
00:16:36,595 --> 00:16:40,431
After today, he has to find
someone else to hang with.
327
00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:42,333
I have a image to keep up.
328
00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:44,001
I can't have a dweeb in my crew.
329
00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:46,737
Boy, do you know
how stupid you sound?
330
00:16:46,772 --> 00:16:47,872
[door closes]
331
00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:52,043
I thought we had
a talk about this.
332
00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:55,880
You promised you'd stop hauling
home all kinds of useless junk.
333
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:59,717
Junk? Woman, this could make
a perfectly good, um, hmm..
334
00:17:00,419 --> 00:17:01,386
Paper weight.
335
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:06,390
Mmm-hmm.
That's what I thought.
336
00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:07,992
(Mr. Wayne)
'Ohh, I almost forgot, son.'
337
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,360
These two Heavy D tickets.
338
00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:11,195
I ran into Aki
on the street just now.
339
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:13,531
He said they were for you
and a friend you really like.
340
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,967
Ooh! I'm in the house.
341
00:17:17,002 --> 00:17:18,069
Dang.
342
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,406
[instrumental music]
343
00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:24,575
(Waynehead)
'Yo, peep this, man.'
344
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:27,078
Aki's just bought me
two Heavy D tickets.
345
00:17:27,113 --> 00:17:30,415
Clear the way, knuckleheads.
346
00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:33,451
[crashes]
347
00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:36,287
You guys are suckers.
348
00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:39,056
I only had to make one
stop at Mrs. Jeffersons.
349
00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:40,357
'The day care lady.'
350
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:43,194
'All she buys is
warehouse size groceries.'
351
00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:47,998
Yo, Waynehead.
I saw Aki a few minutes ago.
352
00:17:48,033 --> 00:17:50,868
'He feels real bad
that you called him a nerd.'
353
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,736
'He heard you talkin'
to your mom.'
354
00:17:52,771 --> 00:17:55,106
[gulps]
He did?
355
00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:57,842
[beat box music]
356
00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,910
? Waynehead din-taka-taka taku ?
357
00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:01,579
? Waynehead ?
358
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:02,547
? Waynehead ?
359
00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:05,917
[instrumental music]
360
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:08,953
[indistinct chatter]
361
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:13,091
Yo, what's the worry, fellows?
362
00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:17,762
And, uh, you too, monster girl.
363
00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:22,066
Yo, Mo. Where did you
get this medallion?
364
00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:25,169
Uhh, this little yankee doo.
365
00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:28,172
Aki gave it to my pops
for two Heavy D tickets.
366
00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:29,640
'He said you two were bros now,'
367
00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:31,408
so he was taking you
to the concert.
368
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:33,344
Ahh-haa, Waynehead.
369
00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:36,380
'How do you feel about
two free tickets now?'
370
00:18:36,415 --> 00:18:38,382
(Mo)
'You've got two tickets, Waynehead.'
371
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:39,650
Lemme scout one.
372
00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:41,852
I'll wait till
everybody goes inside.
373
00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:44,121
Then the concert
will be sold up.
374
00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:45,956
Then, brothers will start
getting desperate
375
00:18:45,991 --> 00:18:50,528
and bam, that's more money,
more money, more money.
376
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:52,630
I gotta go find Aki.
377
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:55,399
[instrumental music]
378
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,937
(Waynehead)
'Aki!'
379
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,272
(male #1)
'Shut up!'
380
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:06,510
Man, I've been looking
all over for you.
381
00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:08,446
I'm-I'm sorry
for calling you a nerd.
382
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:13,184
You gave up your medallion so
that I can go to the concert.
383
00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:15,019
'That was cool.'
384
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:16,754
I was just being
the friend to you
385
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:19,023
that I thought
you were being to me.
386
00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:21,926
I still have the tickets if
you want to go to the concert.
387
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:23,661
Okay, my bro.
388
00:19:24,763 --> 00:19:26,898
- That's not cool, Aki.
- Sorry.
389
00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:32,870
(Security)
Sorry, little man. But the concert is oversold.
390
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,105
No more seats.
391
00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:37,575
[tires screeching]
392
00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:42,780
- 'Heavy D!'
- Hey, my little brothers.
393
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:44,915
How come you two
aren't in the concert?
394
00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:47,084
Man, the concert oversold.
395
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:50,020
Now, we can't get in.
Even though we have tickets.
396
00:19:50,055 --> 00:19:51,956
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I'm not having that.
397
00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:54,659
That's no way to treat the fans
of the over-weight lover.
398
00:19:57,296 --> 00:19:59,230
? I've got tons of love
for you baby ?
399
00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:01,966
? I've got tons of love
for you honey ?
400
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:04,401
? I know you want lots
of gyms and stuffs ?
401
00:20:04,436 --> 00:20:05,769
? Backyards with swimming pool ?
402
00:20:05,804 --> 00:20:07,938
? Bars with stools ?
403
00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:11,675
? Lobster sushi Versace
Gucci crazy luchi ?
404
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,177
[gasping]
405
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:19,783
Oh-oh!
406
00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:23,287
Hey. If you gonna jam with me,
jam with me on stage.
407
00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:24,955
[audience applauds]
408
00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:26,557
? I've got nothing
but love for you ?
409
00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:28,325
? Nothing but love
for you baby ?
410
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:29,927
? I've got nothing
but love for you ?
411
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:32,162
? Okay okay okay okay ?
412
00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:33,430
? Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah ?
413
00:20:33,465 --> 00:20:36,701
- This turned out great.
- Yeah. It's the bomb!
414
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:40,404
? I've got nothing
but love for you honey ?
415
00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:42,673
? I've got nothing
but love for you baby ?
416
00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:44,275
? I've got nothing
but love for you honey ??
417
00:20:44,325 --> 00:20:48,875
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