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[instrumental music]

[theme song]

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? The party's just begun ?

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? That's the 4-1-1 for fun ?

? Yeah Ohh Yeah Ohh ?

? Yeah Ohh ?

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? The party's just begun ?

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? That's the 4-1-1 for fun ?

? Yeah oh yeah oh ?

? Pa-ra pa-pa pa-ra-pa ?

? Right ?

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? The party's just begun ?

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? That's the 4-1-1 for fun ?

? Yeah Ohh Yeah Ohh ?

? Waynehead ??

[instrumental music]

[cat yowls]

Shavonne, are you crazy, girl?

Don't throw that toast out the window.

But it's burnt, mama. It's bad.

Just because it looks bad, don't mean it is bad.

See you can't even tell it was burnt.

Now where is that lazy behind super.

This pipes are leaking the ugliest water I ever seen.

[water drips]

[sniffs] Yew, smells bad too.

(Ms. Wayne) 'How's that toast, Kevin?'

I thought it was a chocolate donut.

[water splashes]

[pencil scribbling]

Yes. Finished at last.

Hey, mama, guess what?

Mommy's back.

No, not on my..

[spits]

...homework.

Shavonne.

Mama, you got sponge?

It's, "Do you have a sponge?"

And no, I'm busy right now.

You got a little spot on your tie, sweetheart.

'Better go change, baby and Damey, take out the trash.'

But, but that's Kevin's job.

Yes, but he can't risk getting dirty.

'Mama's big boy got an after school job interview.'

Why do I have to take out the damn garbage?

Anyone can get a stupid job interview.

Must be my lucky day.

Morning, sir, how's work?

Wanna see what I wrote?

Not right now, son.

I've got to talk to your mama.

This is still good.

Just brush off the boop

cat hair, crusty scrambled egg.

Well, maybe not the eggs.

They're probably still good too.

Nah!

[thud]

You know, I'm always saying waste not want not.

But for some reason, no one ever seemed

'to listen to me around here.'

Tell me about it.

(female 1) 'Okay, class, before I hand out your report cards.'

Why don't you turn in your homework assignments?

Didn't do it.

Couldn't do it.

Meant to do it.

Almost did it.

Uh..

[metal squeaking]

Sorry, Miss Nadlehoff.

[instrumental music]

? Wayne Wayne Wayne Wayne Wayne Waynehead ?

? Wayne Wayne Wayne Wayne Wayne Wayne Wayne Waynehead ??

(Damey) 'I can't believe none of you did your homework.'

[dog barking]

All you have to do is write about your favorite role model.

(Marvin) 'I was going to do mine on Michael Jordan.'

I met him once.

He wanted me to go pro and run the points for the Bulls.

[screams]

[thud]

So, uh, what happened, Marvin?

I had to go to the store for my mother.

Yeah, right.

What, what, you're saying you don't believe me?

Hey, you better step off, slick

before I get my big brother Blue after you.

Then your name won't be Mo' Money anymore.

It'll be small change, right, Toof?

[laughs] That's right. Woo.

I mean, man, that's cold.

You act like you did your homework.

What, me?

You buggin', I'm bad, Roz.

Yeah, well, if you so bad, Waynehead.

How come you got such good grades on your report card?

Ehh!

Yeah, you're so bad.

How come you not hanging with us for tonight's big fight?

Yo, man, if I'm not in by five..

The general is gonna whoop the lime from my behind.

Hey, your dad's not so tough.

I've had raw hamburger tougher than your daddy.

Ow, cold.

[laughing]

Hey, yo, Waynehead. You gonna let him jump you like that?

- 'Woo, that's my stack mama.' - 'Man.'

Hey, look..

Can I help it if my dad would

never be the man yo mama is?

Woo..

[laughs]

Hey, that's my mama too.

No, your daddy such a loser

the only thing he frightens is the mirror.

Oh, a loser, huh?

But your mama is a gainer,

fact is if she gets any bigger

she gonna need her own zip code.

- Woo. - Man..

Okay, melon head, no more of my mother.

Hmm..

Don't touch that, girl.

How'd you do that?

Mama..

Guess what?

Monkey back.

Shavonne.

Please, Damey, I'm tired.

And whatever it is, don't be waking your father.

News flash.

I got the job.

My baby, I knew you could do it.

'Don't just stand there, go wake your daddy up.'

Huh, guess a man has to be Kevin to get any respect around here.

(Ms. Wayne) 'Hey, don't be slamming no doors up in here.'

Why do I even try to be good when nobody cares.

So little brother attempts sneak attack

with most deadly flying report card.

Prepare to meet your doom.

Heee-ahhh! Heee-ahhh!

Heee-ahhh!

You smell like a dank donkey.

Uh-oh, attitude alert.

'Oh, jeez, sorry, Mr. Perfect.'

I'll work on that attitude of mine.

Yo, Damey.

Why don't you go and kiss up to mom and dad?

I'm not buying it.

Ah, I'll come back when you get that wedgie out of your shorts.

[grunts]

[clattering]

(Toy) 'Hey, unnecessary roughness.'

Huh?

Well, look at me.

I-I was just angry.

Yeah, who taught you good sportsmanship, kid?

Turn your heart in and I'll tell you..

Kevin would've never taken a cheap shot like that.

Kevin would never this, Kevin would never do that.

Well, I'm not Kevin, and I never will be.

You got that straight, mister.

You're not fit to clean his cleats.

(Damey) 'You know, you're right.'

It's time for me to carve my own niche around here.

[switch clicks]

Let Kevin be Mr. Perfect.

I'll be Brother Bad.

[upbeat music]

So why do we have to pay you to watch the fight anyhow?

My sister

you never heard of pay per view?

But it's Split Lips TV we're gonna be watching.

Yeah, but it's Mo's telescope

you be watchin' it through.

Yo, yo, yo, it's just a carboard tube.

With some broken eye glasses.

[rumbling]

What's that?

It must be the housing cops.

Let's jump.

No, wait, I'm out of here.

[grunts]

[grunts]

Hi, guys.. Um, I mean, yo.

Hmm?

Man, you lucky, man.

I was just about to mess you up.

Waynehead, what are you doing here?

I decided that there are brothers and there are bros.

And if you can't pick your brother.

At least you can pick your bros.

Yeah, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick..

You can't pick your brother's nose.

Something like that.

Brother trouble, huh?

Say no more, say no more.

You with your real bros now.

And we're there for you, bro. Know what I mean?

Hey, fight's startin'.

[indistinct chatter]

Man, it's just a lame preliminary round.

Oh, well, how long can it last?

[scatting]

? Waynehead ?

[yawning]

Woo, two hours of preliminary fights and not one knockout.

Unless you count the ring girl.

[laughs]

Uh-oh, time to head out.

Eh..

And go where?

Go home, sucka. We've got curfews.

But, but I thought you said you were there for me.

Yeah, there, not here.

Don't worry, Waynehead.

I won't run off on you like those lowly shameful cowards.

Besides, my dad comes home late on Thursday nights.

Today's Wednesday, isn't it?

whoosh

Roz, Roz?

[whoosh]

Oh, well, at least I get to see the fight.

Aah!

Hey, you, up on the roof.

Stay up there, I'm gonna throw you off.

[gasps]

[whoosh]

[metal screeching]

[gasps]

[metal squeaking]

[dog barking]

[panting]

I ain't scared of no split lit.

Uh-uh, no way.

Hyah!

[cat screeches]

[whooshing]

(male 1) 'What's that noise?'

(male 2) 'It's just a cat.'

'Now shut up, fool, and go to sleep.'

Big brothers, who needs them.

(male 3) 'Yo, easy, Francis.'

[instrumental music]

[glass clinking]

Aah!

Hey, kid, hold him.

[grunting]

Stupid big shoe.

(male 3) 'You're being bad, kid'

then this would be just a nightmare.

Instead of the real thing.

[dramatic music]

[instrumental music]

What you doing spying on us, cub scout?

I'm no cub scout.

- I'm bad. - 'Bad. Ha, ha, ha.'

Oh, what'd you ever do that's bad, huh?

Lots of things.

Something so bad, you can get busted just speaking about it.

Oh, you been in jail?

Ah, sure yeah, I, I did ten years in state.

Oh, yeah, how old are you, kid?

Ten. Uh, I was arrested as a fetus.

What's a fetus, Eddie?

It's something that's a lot smarter than you.

[gasps]

[growling]

You know if you're as quick as your mouth is, we can use you.

Yeah, we're, uh, planning a little trick

on one of our friends.

Hey, Francis, why don't you and the bad boy stay here?

Watch that nobody spoils our little surprise.

Oh, yeah, right, Eddie.

Hey, what's this?

Oh, that, it's nothing, just some homework.

Which I didn't hand in.

Ah! Homework, huh?

My brother, my role model.

My brother is cool because..

That's all wrong, my brother is no role model.

Fact is, he's uncool.

Yup, bad is cool.

Bad is where it's at.

Well, you do got a bad walk.

But if you're really bad, you should have one of this.

A tattoo?

(Francis) 'Ha, ha, yeah. A nice big one.'

[snake hisses]

(Francis) Maybe right on your chest, huh?

Something real scary.

[machine buzzing]

And If I ever catch you AWOL, you will be sorry.

[gasps]

Ah, I just remembered I have some better things to do.

Hey, hey, hey, hold it, kid.

If you wanna prove you're bad.

I'll let you in on a little secret.

'Me and Eddie, we're robbin' this place.'

'And we decided to let you help out.'

'Keep your eyes open, kid, okay?'

[Francis snoring]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[snoring]

[grunting]

[Francis snoring]

[grunting]

Huh?

[Damey grunting]

[Francis snoring]

Hmm?

[gasps]

[metal clanking]

What the..

[metal clanking]

Hey, what is going on down there?

I'm calling the cops.

Aaah!

[gasps]

Oh, man!

Wake up.

Hmm, ah.

Get that kid.

I'm on it, Eddie, I'm on it.

[dramatic music]

[screeching]

[panting]

[shoe sparks]

[dramatic music]

[panting]

Dang, where am I?

I'm not even good at being bad.

Now that's sad.

[footsteps approaching]

[gasps]

(Kevin) 'Damey.'

[instrumental music]

Oh, I have been looking all over for you.

Kevin? Oh, man. Am I glad to see you.

(Francis) 'I think he went that way.'

[panting]

I'm surprised you even noticed I was gone.

Hey, I don't know what's going on with you.

But whatever it is, I'm not the bad guy.

(Damey) 'Of course not.'

You're Mr. Perfect.

And when you bring me home

it's just gonna prove it.

I'm not here to bust you.

Didn't the general send you to find me?

No, dad's at work and mom's asleep.

Then why are you here?

'Cause I'm your brother.

Now come on, let's see if you're as good

at sneakin' in as you are at sneakin' out.

(Damey) 'Yo, bro. I'm the best.'

(Kevin) 'Oh, you're the best, huh?'

Sure am.

Yeah, we'll see.

I'm the best.

So you say.

[scatting]

? Waynehead ?

[instrumental music]

Oh, man, I missed breakfast again.

Now, that would be a shame.

I mean, how's a boy gonna keep up the grades you get

if doesn't eat.

Just look at this report card my big boy got.

Not even Kevin brought home grades like this.

Maybe it's time to promote you, little soldier.

'Let you do some of things we let Kevin do.'

Yes.

Here, take out the trash.

[theme music]

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