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[upbeat music]
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? Waynehead Waynehead ?
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? The party's just begun ?
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? Waynehead Waynehead ?
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? That's the 4-1-1 for fun ?
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? Hey ho hey ho ?
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? Hey ho ?
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? Waynehead Waynehead ?
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? The party's just begun ?
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? Waynehead Waynehead ?
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? That's the 4-1-1 for fun ?
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? Hey ho hey ho ?
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[scatting]
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Hey!
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? Waynehead Waynehead ?
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? Waynehead Waynehead ?
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? The party's just begun ?
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? Waynehead Waynehead ?
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? That's the 4-1-1 for fun ?
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? Hey ho hey ho ?
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? Waynehead ??
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[upbeat music]
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Man, it is hot!
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Must be about a 110!
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Yo! Check it out!
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Pierre's jheri curl just melted.
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At least be glad
you ain't chicken man!
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(Mo)
'That fool's gotta be swimmin' in sweat!'
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'Atleast no one can see
who he is.'
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'Ooh-hoo! That's embarrassin'!'
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[laughing]
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He is the product
of a mixed marriage.
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His mother was a linebacker
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and his father
was a cornfed chicken.
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[laughing]
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[making chicken sounds]
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Hey! Surf's up.
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[cheering]
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Come on in, Waynehead!
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He can't,
that shoe is gonna rust up.
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Shoe? Dang!
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That thing so big I thought
Free Willy was in the house.
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Uh-oh, somebody said something
about the Herman Munster shoe.
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Ooh, stand back!
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Here comes Waynehead,
demon of the dozens.
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Hey, here to snap, fat-mouth.
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So, you wanna get real, huh?
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Well, let me tell you something
about you and yourself.
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You so ugly, your mamma's got a
pin a pork chop to your shirt.
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Just so the dog
will play with you.
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[laughing]
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And speaking of your mama..
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...she so fat
when she gets on a scale
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it says to be continued.
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[laughing]
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Which is why, I guess,
your no account, low life daddy
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spends so much time in jail
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so he won't have to look at your
ugly face and her big 'ol butt.
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Okay? Your turn.
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[crying]
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- Mama!
- Think I went too far?
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Man, Waynehead, you gotta stop
being so over sensitized
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about your foot!
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[laughing]
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(Waynehead)
'Mama! Last night I felt it straitening out.'
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It was a miracle.
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And when I woke up,
my foot was normal!
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I swear, I don't think
I need to wear
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this big 'ol shoe ever again.
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Well, here goes nothing.
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- Mama!
- Damey! Good, you are dressed.
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Today is your semi annual
appointment with Dr. Hendy.
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- But--
- 'No! No, no buts.'
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'Now move your butt!'
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[instrumental music]
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[sighs]
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Damey time!
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[Hip hop music]
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[applause]
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(Dr. Hendy)
'And this doesn't hurt?'
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How does this feel?
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Fantastic.
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Doesn't even feel like
I have a foot.
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See, I am all better.
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Or worse, I am afraid.
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His foot has become
insensitive to pain.
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- But--
- 'Don't worry little tiger.'
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We're going to adjust your shoe.
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In the meantime,
I've got a loaner for you..
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A loaner?
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[whirring]
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Done!
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All done, Damey.
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And don't forget to the change
the oil every 5000 steps.
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He-he. A little orthopedic
humor there.
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[scatting]
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? Waynehead ??
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[instrumental music]
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Yo! You best watch
where you going shrimp.
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- Who you calling shrimp?
- Your skinny little butt.
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You culd hula-hoop
with a cheerio.
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Don't start with me.
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And I won't have to send you
home crying to your mama.
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My mama?
Let's talk about your mama.
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She so old,
the police asked for her ID
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she pulled out a rock.
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[laughing]
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Well, I can't say much
about your mama.
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She is a saint.
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A saint Bernard.
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[laughing]
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But...but... y-yo mama--
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Your daddy so dumb, he went to
the GAP to get his teeth fixed.
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[laughing]
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O-o-oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?
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Well, what about that cripple
people shoe you be wearing?
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What about your children eatin',
basket weavin'
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bald-head, no-neck mongoose
self?
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Take your sorry butt
to the dentist and fix those
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raggedy-zaggedy yellow teeth.
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They make your breath stink like
you been chewing on rocks
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blocks and my dirty old
gym socks.
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Okay, your turn.
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[cheering]
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Oh, I got my teeth
from my mama, man!
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Now, Imma have to whoop
your butt.
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You can't mess him up now,
Byron.
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You're already late
for that fight with Junebug.
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But what about wednesday?
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Wednesday, you give Rashad
a bloody nose.
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Thursday you break a shoe off
in Tyrone's butt.
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Friday we steal some milk money.
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- What about Sunday?
- Uh-uh.
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Not good,
Sunday I have bible study.
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Mm, man, I got an opening
one week from today.
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I am gonna black your eye
Monday, 3 O'clock.
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[gulps]
Me and my big mouth.
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[instrumental music]
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My brother, you know I'd fight
Byron for you
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but dang if that old monkey bar
injury of mine
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don't keep flarin' up.
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What Waynehead needs
is a lil' training.
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Like in those Rocky movies.
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Training? Yeah! That's it!
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I'm dead meat.
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Moving out, huh?
Don't forget your toothbrush.
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I refuse to spend
the rest of the fourth grade
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with a boot up my butt.
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Yo! Little bro,
if you wanna win that fight
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you need a Kung fu master.
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Yeah, I need a 20 megaton
bomb too.
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But dang if Mo's dad
wasn't fresh out!
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Well, I can tell you
where to find a Kung fu master.
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But you gotta promise to clean
my bathtub drain for a week.
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Hey, I'll clean it
with my tongue
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if you help me win this fight.
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Man, you are desperate.
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[instrumental music]
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- Nervous?
- No.
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I might be able to beat Byron.
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I'm pretty confident.
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Yeah, but, uh,
incase of a mishap.
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I drew you up a will.
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Of course, I get your
"Do The Right Thing" popstar.
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Can I have your comic book?
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Yo! Wayne has promised me those
comic books four years ago!
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Actually, according to the will
those are mine too.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Guys!
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[rattling]
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He looks just like
"The Karate Kid" guy.
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You know, from the movie.
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We're honored, sir.
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I want to apprentice to you,
master.
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Teach me the mystery
of your art.
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Oh, okay.
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First, you wash Fifi.
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[growls]
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- How's a mutt gonna help me?
- Mental conditionin'.
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You look in the dog's eye
and show no fear.
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Then you look in Byron's eye
and show no fear.
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If you say so.
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N-nice doggy.
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[growls]
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- Good googamooga, my baby!
- What happened!?
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- Look at you!
- Oh, it's nothing.
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I am just training.
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Training to be what?
A crash test dummy?
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Ow!
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This is wack!
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I painted the fence.
I pounded out the pit.
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It's only day two, brother!
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Don't blow this chance
with the Kung fu master.
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Oh, shh! Here he comes.
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[growls]
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Master, I have blisters.
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So? Use big ugly shoe.
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Sheesh, big head like that
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should be whole lot smarter.
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If your hand hurts,
use your foot. Of course!
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Great truths are so simple.
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[bang]
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[laughing]
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? Wayne Wayne Wayne Wayne Wayne
Waynehead ?
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? Wayne Wayne Wayne Wayne
Wayne Waynehead ??
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[indistinct chatter]
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I picked that up
just watching Waynehead train.
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Man, he must be getting
dangerous by now.
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[laughing]
Hey, Mr. Potato Head.
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Mr. Mash Potato Head!
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[laughing]
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Go ahead and laugh, boos.
My boy is a trained killer.
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[snores]
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[clanking]
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Yo, Waynehead! How you doin?
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Fight's only two days away.
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I am taking bets on you killer.
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Byron thinks he can take you
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but I told him he's about
to get beat down.
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Well, you didn't have to--
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- Yeah, show us your skills!
- Jackie Chan!
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Show us your skills!
Show us your stuff!
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Show us your training
made you tougher than..
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Uh, tougher than..
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Well, my skills must be
pretty good by now.
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I should be able
to bust that plank!
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Wait! What's your nick name?
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You can't break nothing
without a nick name.
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Master! You're supposed
to give me a name!
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You know like, Grasshopper!
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Okay! You...Cockroach.
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I'm cockroach!
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Eeeeeeyaah!
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Ahh!
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All the training and you can't
even do the basics?
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You pathetic!
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You better ask for a cash refund
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and buy yourself
some blue cross.
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I thought you're teaching me
Kung Fu.
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Oh, you need Kung fu master.
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Ha-ha I am tune up master.
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Kung fu master is my brother.
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He is on vacation in Toledo.
Sorry.
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Dang! Now what I do?
I wasted a whole week.
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Now, I can't even make a fist.
Byron's gonna kill me.
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[growling]
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[instrumental music]
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Why don't you just bandage
my whole body?
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That way I can hide inside it
like chicken man
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and no one will know who I am.
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No man, this is Mo
you talkin' to.
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I've always got your back.
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Really?
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Let me get this straight.
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Instead of fighting
Waynehead and Byron
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have a dozens contests.
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That's right
'cause as you can plainly see
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my hand here has suffered
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a most unfortunate maleficence,
a bad juju.
260
00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:51,729
And if I win, I get to mess him
up and humiliate him?
261
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:54,699
That's right, bro,
'cause after you pound him..
262
00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,901
...Waynehead will wear your
underpants on his head
263
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for a whole week.
264
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:01,506
- But--
- Huh, deal!
265
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:07,044
You guys are supposed
to be my boys.
266
00:14:07,079 --> 00:14:10,581
You have to help,
I need the 411 on Byron!
267
00:14:10,616 --> 00:14:13,684
So what you saying is
you need Byron's dirty laundry
268
00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:16,287
before you wind up wearing it
on your head.
269
00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:18,055
[laughing]
270
00:14:18,090 --> 00:14:20,358
What is you worried about,
Waynehead?
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00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,560
When it comes to the dozens
272
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:25,263
your mouth is classified
as a lethal weapon.
273
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:28,032
Hey! No! Put me down!
274
00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:30,401
I am not taking any chances.
275
00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:36,641
[instrumental music]
276
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,448
Nah, that ain't it.
277
00:14:44,483 --> 00:14:46,150
Not embarrassing enough!
278
00:14:46,185 --> 00:14:48,386
Whoa! Too smelly.
279
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:51,022
Break out! Here comes Byron.
280
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,323
Huh?
281
00:14:55,761 --> 00:14:57,428
[Waynehead sniffs]
'Mo!'
282
00:14:57,463 --> 00:15:00,031
(Mo)
'I can't help it. I had burritos for lunch.'
283
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:02,000
[screaming]
284
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,371
[tires screeching]
285
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:10,341
[music continues]
286
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:22,754
Ugh!
287
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,257
Ugh!
288
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:28,226
[metal squeaking]
289
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,097
Oh!
290
00:15:33,132 --> 00:15:34,565
thump
291
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:54,319
[instrumental music]
292
00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:18,476
? Waynehead ?
293
00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,211
? Waynehead ?
294
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:21,445
? Waynehead ??
295
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,415
[instrumental music]
296
00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:29,253
Waynehead! Good luck out there!
297
00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:32,256
Don't forget this is a war
of words not a boxing match.
298
00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:33,557
So, don't let it throw you.
299
00:16:33,592 --> 00:16:35,893
If he comes out hittin'
below the belt.
300
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,561
Way...below!
301
00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:41,866
No prob. 'Cause if he does,
I'll just use my secret weapon.
302
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:43,234
Share it now, brother.
303
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:45,236
What's with all Byron's
secretism?
304
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:49,440
Can't say, but if he goes for
the shoe then only then
305
00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:53,010
will he know the true meaning
of shame and humiliation.
306
00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:55,746
Talk that talk! You the man!
307
00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:59,150
Yeah! Byron!
308
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,552
(Marvin)
'Ladies and gentlemen!'
309
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:08,559
Today we have Iron Byron.
Weighing at 150 pounds.
310
00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:12,163
Vs Wowman Waynehead!
311
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:15,399
'Weighing 70 pounds
without the shoe!'
312
00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:19,170
Let's get ready to rumble!
313
00:17:26,011 --> 00:17:29,046
Remember the rules of the low
west side dozens commission.
314
00:17:29,081 --> 00:17:32,650
Biting, spitting or crying will
resort in disqualification.
315
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:35,119
Fight dirty but keep it clean.
316
00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:38,756
[cheering]
317
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,224
cling
318
00:17:42,094 --> 00:17:45,796
Your daddy is so old, when God
said let there be light
319
00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:47,998
he said "Why? I'm sleeping.
320
00:17:48,033 --> 00:17:50,067
Hey, Chunky but funky.
321
00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:51,969
Ah, your mama so nasty
322
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:55,506
'I called her on the phone
and got a ear infection.'
323
00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:56,740
[laughing]
324
00:17:56,775 --> 00:17:58,309
Yeah, baby.
325
00:17:59,311 --> 00:18:01,445
Alright, your mama so dumb
326
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:04,148
she climbed the tree
to become a branch manager.
327
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:07,718
You mama so cross eye
328
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:10,888
she dropped a dime
and picked up two nickels.
329
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:14,024
Yeah? You mama so--
Dawg!
330
00:18:14,059 --> 00:18:16,527
We got him! Byron's tongue tied!
331
00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:19,396
Knock him out the box Waynehead!
332
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:22,566
Uh, your shoe is so big
333
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:25,503
you can't walk
without kicking your own butt.
334
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,771
[gasps]
335
00:18:27,806 --> 00:18:29,773
[intense music]
336
00:18:29,808 --> 00:18:31,976
I told him not to go there.
337
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:34,145
You just take a wacking
Waynehead!
338
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:36,114
[laughing]
339
00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:43,020
[crying]
340
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:44,989
Think I went too far?
341
00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:50,294
(Shavonne)
'Waynehead! What's up!? Cluck him!'
342
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:54,598
Wanna call a truce?
Chicken man?
343
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:57,735
Yo! Y-y-you got me mixed up
with somebody else.
344
00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,704
You know what I am saying? I
don't have to work, I'm rich.
345
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:01,472
[gulps]
346
00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:04,608
Get it man?
Your job is like my shoe.
347
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:07,545
I figure we fellow
fashion victims, bro!
348
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,680
So I am laying you off the hook.
349
00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:11,782
That's really cool of you man.
350
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:14,385
So, uh, y-you the only one
who knows about this?
351
00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:16,520
The only one.
352
00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:19,356
Then I guess
I'm gonna have to kill you.
353
00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:23,227
[screaming]
Help! Help! Help!
354
00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:25,696
Remember your training,
Cockroach!
355
00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:28,332
Huh?
356
00:19:32,771 --> 00:19:34,705
Ugh!
357
00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:43,681
[gasps]
358
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,854
Yo! Byron is the chicken chump.
359
00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:52,690
[laughing]
360
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:54,659
[crying]
361
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,698
Ladies and gentlemen!
362
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:03,801
The winner and still champion!
363
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:06,036
Wowman Waynehead!
364
00:20:06,071 --> 00:20:08,305
Demon of the dozens.
365
00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:10,274
[cheering]
366
00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:18,482
So, this thing is all
adjusted now, huh?
367
00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:21,652
I wish I could grant your wish
and say no more shoe.
368
00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:25,756
But I am only a doctor
not a genie. Hehe.
369
00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:28,759
That's cool,
actually this old shoe
370
00:20:28,794 --> 00:20:30,894
isn't as bad as I
thought it was.
371
00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:34,232
In fact my life could be
a whole lot worse.
372
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:39,604
[theme music]
373
00:20:39,654 --> 00:20:44,204
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