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♪ Slay! ♪
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Come on, share!
I share my candied maggots
with you.
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And I wish you wouldn't.
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This is a garlic roll.
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Which for you
is extremely dangerous.
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It's safe if I only have
a little bit of garlic.
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Then it just makes me loopy.
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Besides, it's not nearly
as dangerous as a Van Helsing.
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Lucky for you, I'm the only
Van Helsing around,
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and I'm not dangerous.
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[scoffs] Unless all this rizz
is a threat to vamps.
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I think we'll be okay.
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[♪ drums beating]
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Ooh, hear that?
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That's hard.
Wilson Hall, let's get it!
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♪ Uh, okay, let's go ♪
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♪ Crunch time, lunch time
hit 'em with a punch line ♪
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♪ MC's waiting to be served
like the lunch line ♪
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♪ Front line, opps fleeing
from the cafeteria ♪
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♪ Jumping on these fools
like an aircraft carrier ♪
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♪ Kicks rocks
when the beats drops ♪
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♪ Harmonizing
with the lunchbox, beatbox ♪
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♪ Crew fresher than some
lox from a bagel shop ♪
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♪ Boutta have a dance party
on the tabletop ♪
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♪ Ahh, it's called
show and tell ♪
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♪ We're gonna
rock these breaks
till the home room bell ♪
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♪ I'm a made freshman
at the top of your list ♪
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♪ Hot sauce out the bag
hit 'em with a chef's kiss ♪
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♪ Yo E, hit 'em
with the chef's twist ♪
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♪ Got my lunch money
sitting on my wrist ♪
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♪ Still hungry
and I'm looking for a snack ♪
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♪ It's a wrap
when it comes to the raps ♪
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♪ Yeah, chef's kiss ♪
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♪ Uh-huh, chef's kiss ♪
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♪ Yeah, chef's kiss ♪
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♪ It's a wrap when... ♪
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Does the dean know
you're having
a dance party in here?
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Moriah?
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Wow. Who is she,
and why do I suddenly
want her approval?
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-That's my sister.
-Sister?
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As in a Van Helsing sister?
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-[Britney] Moriah! Hi.
-Vee, it's time to go.
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Don't worry, Sophie.
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I've been blending in
just fine. I got this.
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[students cheering]
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Hey, bruh.
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-I'm not dead.
-What?
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-Now let's crank
that bop back up!
-[♪ music continues]
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♪ Slay! ♪
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♪ S-L-A-Y ♪
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♪
Stepping out
into the light ♪
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♪ I have never felt so alive ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ S-L-A-Y ♪
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♪ Watch me
shine, shine, shine ♪
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♪
Slay! ♪
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[♪ upbeat music playing]
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Ayy!
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Whoo! You theater kids
know how to party.
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Elijah, introduce me
to your friends.
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I'm Vee, and this is Sophie.
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I'm a big fan!
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Try sharing a bathroom
with her for ten years.
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What are you doing here?
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Wow, miss me much?
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I'm substitute teaching
at Wilson for a while.
Isn't that great?
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Yes!
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I mean, I know
you weren't talking to me,
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but I'm very excited.
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And I was hoping
you'd be excited too.
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Be honest. You're here
to spy on me for Mom.
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I knew she wasn't cool
with me switching my classes.
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No, that isn't it.
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I've been traveling the world
and we haven't seen
each other in ages.
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I just wanted to spend some
time with my baby brother.
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All right, I missed you too.
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Oh, and... [clears throat]
your baby brother
is taller than you.
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Ooh, Moriah,
I love your bracelet.
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Thanks, I made it. Here,
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now it's yours.
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Oh, no, I couldn't.
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But I will.
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Moriah! Let me introduce you
to the cool people!
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Well, you haven't changed.
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Thank you.
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I'm definitely gonna be
borrowing that bracelet.
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It's not silver,
so it won't burn me.
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Who knew a Van Helsing
could be so cool?
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Hello? I'm right here.
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But I'm guessing
your super cool sister
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won't be super cool
about me being a vampire?
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Not a chance. Seriously,
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Moriah's one of
the best slayers
in the family.
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You need to be
careful around her.
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Don't worry.
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I've practiced blending in
with humans now. Watch this.
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'Sup, dude?
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You catch
the sports ball game?
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I heard Moriah is subbing
our movement class.
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I hope she likes my outfit.
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I want it to say,
"I woke up like this,"
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but it's totally giving
"I slept in this."
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It just needs a final touch.
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Here, borrow my jacket.
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[gasps]
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I'm not sure
you're getting this back.
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You can keep it.
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If you help me hide from Demi
that there's a new Van Helsing
at the school.
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-Deal.
-[knocking at door]
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-What's up?
-Nothing.
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Absolutely nothing
is going on!
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Zip, and it's mine.
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Okay...
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Let's get to class.
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Demi, you don't have
to go to class with us.
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You're not actually enrolled.
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My application
got kicked back.
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I forgot to lie about my age
and I wrote my essay
on parchment.
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But you deserve to figure out
what you want to do.
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You've lived
so many lives for others,
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live this afterlife
for yourself.
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Somewhere far, far away
from us today.
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In other words,
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do you, boo.
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You know what?
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You're right!
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It's finally Boo's turn!
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[♪ playing piano]
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Ugh. Mozart.
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So basic.
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Also, weirdly tiny feet.
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Run along, opening act.
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The headliner's here.
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All bow,
for the Queen of Mean.
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Her crown is made of
lip gloss and spite.
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This is my rehearsal time.
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Not according to
the sign-in sheet.
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It's an unwritten rule.
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Well, next time,
write it down.
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I know you.
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You're Vee's friend.
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And I know you.
You're Elijah's friend.
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Against all logic.
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Well, get out!
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I'm practicing my scales.
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I'm practicing my scales too.
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♪ Do, re ♪
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♪ Mi, fa ♪
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♪ So, la, ti ♪
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♪ Do ♪
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Your voice... it's...
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okay.
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Yours too.
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It's acceptable.
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Queen,
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I love your jacket.
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Great material.
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Thank you! I slept like this.
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I mean, I woke up like this.
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Okay.
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Okay, okay, everybody,
please, please form a circle.
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Most of the world
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sees theater kids
as weak and defenseless.
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-Most of us
are okay with that.
-[chuckles]
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Well, I'm not.
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So, I'm adapting your Intro to
Movement class
into Capoeira training.
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I love Capoeira!
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What's Capoeira?
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It's an Afro-Brazilian
martial art.
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Our family has practiced it
for hundreds of years.
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Ooh. Your new
Atabaque drum's sick.
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Yeah, it's one of a kind.
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A Capoeira Master
gave it to me
when I was living in Brazil.
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He also proposed,
but I'm more of a city girl.
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You're so cool.
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Yo, you wouldn't think
my sister was so special if
you ever saw her sneeze face.
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Okay, funny boy,
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you can be my first volunteer.
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Let's see if your feet
are as quick as your mouth.
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[♪ upbeat music playing]
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-[Elijah grunts]
-[gasps]
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[sighs]
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[Elijah sighs]
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Your reflexes have
really improved since
the last time we sparred.
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I was five
and you took my cookie.
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I don't play when it comes
to my snickerdoodles.
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All right, who's next?
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I will sacrifice myself
for the good of the class!
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Okay, drama.
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Bring it.
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[gasps] What are you doing?
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If you use your powers,
she'll figure you out.
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I won't.
I'm blending, remember?
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Plus, I don't want her
to think I'm
a "weak theater kid."
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Again, still okay with it.
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[grunts]
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[Vee yells]
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[groaning]
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Vee, are you okay?
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Do you need help getting out?
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00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:22,622
Depends. How does Moriah look?
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[inaudible]
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I think I'm seeing her
sneeze face.
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00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,015
Need help unpacking?
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No, please. I enjoy
doing absolutely everything.
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Think fast!
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Ooh.
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Okay, okay, fine!
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I get your point, I'll help.
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Your skills are unbelievable.
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I can't imagine
what you'll be like
once you start training.
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Ooh. Not sure
that's gonna happen, sis.
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See, I'm exploring
a different path.
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That's why I'm here at Wilson.
It's a great school.
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Oh, it is.
Just not a great school
for a Van Helsing.
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-Mom thinks--
-Aha!
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I knew you were
spying for her!
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Oh, okay, yes.
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00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:15,342
We both feel like
you're losing your way.
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You have to be prepared,
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vampires could be anywhere.
Even here.
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Seriously?
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You honestly think there's
a vampire at Wilson Hall
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trying to become
a teenage pop-star?
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00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:32,025
That sounds more like
a TV show than real life.
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00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:33,276
[laughs]
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Are you sure these flowers are
a good way to apologize
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to Moriah
for breaking her drum?
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I mean,
they're still alive. Gross.
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She'll love them.
I hope she loves me, too.
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Cool door.
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Maybe she'll ask
if we can hang out.
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I bet her place smells like
sandalwood and adventure.
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Sophie, you know I can't go
into a Van Helsing's lair.
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First, I'd have to
be formally invited in.
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Second, I'd have to be crazy.
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We're just dropping these off.
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[both scream]
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Well, I thought
I heard someone
lurking out here.
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What are you guys doing?
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I brought you flowers--
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We did.
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To apologize
for breaking your drum.
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Aw, that's so sweet.
245
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:27,038
Oh, Elijah and I were
just about to have dinner.
You girls hungry?
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Uh, you want us to eat here?
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In your lair--
I mean, apartment?
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Yeah, why not?
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What are you waiting for?
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A formal invitation?
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[chuckles] No.
Not me. You, Sophie?
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Nope, I like it casual.
Casual cool.
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Oh, hi, guys.
Did I hear
you're staying for dinner?
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Please, come in!
255
00:12:58,028 --> 00:12:59,738
Make yourselves comfortable.
256
00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:01,031
I'll be right back.
257
00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:05,911
[sighs]
258
00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:07,329
Thanks for inviting me in.
259
00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:10,916
I was so scared
my heart
almost started beating.
260
00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:13,835
Don't worry, I'll take care
of any vampire-specific stuff.
261
00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:17,005
Eat fast, this dinner
could be a bigger disaster
262
00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:19,508
than the Thanksgiving fiasco
of 2021.
263
00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:21,051
Oy, there was
gravy everywhere.
264
00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:24,930
Here's some boba tea.
265
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:28,934
Thank you.
Everything is so beautiful.
I love these cups.
266
00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,435
Thanks, they're pure silver.
267
00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:32,270
Oh, I can tell.
268
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,815
Uh, uh, Moriah,
look what I can do! Ready?
269
00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,362
Your fingers are on fire!
270
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:41,613
I'll heal them.
271
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,035
Good job, buddy.
272
00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:48,870
Sure that's worth
40,000 a year.
273
00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:54,000
[♪ playing piano]
274
00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:02,342
Get out!
275
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:04,970
Yeah! It's an unwritten rule
that this is our time!
276
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:09,224
[door closes]
277
00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,935
Huh, you took the words
right out of my mouth.
278
00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:13,770
Maybe we can hang out.
279
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,064
[phone ringing]
280
00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:19,234
Elijah? Never mind,
I have a better option.
281
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:21,945
Hello, Elijah.
282
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,030
Hello?
283
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,032
Hello?
284
00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:28,201
Mmm. My first time
having boba tea.
285
00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:29,286
Yummy.
286
00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:32,038
I love a drink you can chew.
287
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,417
Elijah butt called me!
288
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,627
He went for boba tea
with Vee and Sophie.
289
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:39,004
And they didn't invite me?
290
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,089
I like boba tea.
291
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,091
Probably.
292
00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:45,051
Me, too.
293
00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:47,345
Elijah is supposed to be
my boba buddy.
294
00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:51,433
[Britney]
Hello? Elijah,
pick up your butt!
295
00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:55,228
Oh, uh, hey, Brit,
didn't mean to call you. Bye.
296
00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:58,481
I can't believe they're
all having boba together
without us.
297
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,985
Oh, no.
You know what this means?
298
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,153
You and I are the...
299
00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:04,988
side friends.
300
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,489
[gasps]
301
00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:08,450
Side friends?
302
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:09,826
[♪ plays dramatic tune]
303
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:14,497
Mmm. That ramen
looks delicious.
304
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:15,957
Do I smell garlic?
305
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:18,126
I do!
306
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:22,464
Oops.
307
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:29,554
Oh, I'm so sorry
I spilled on you.
308
00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:33,308
But that sneeze
was straight-up disgusting.
309
00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:37,145
You can use my room
to clean up
and borrow some clothes.
310
00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:40,231
Thanks, I promise
I won't snoop around... Much.
311
00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:45,737
Hey, Elijah, I need
your help in the kitchen.
312
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,113
Uh, sure.
313
00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:47,947
Be right back, Vee.
314
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,912
I have to show you something
in our vampire book.
315
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:54,996
Oh!
316
00:15:56,748 --> 00:16:00,543
[coughs] Why? I told you there
aren't any vampires at Wilson.
317
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:03,380
And I told you
they could be anywhere.
318
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,589
And I was right.
319
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:08,718
There's a vampire
in my apartment right now.
320
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:11,137
-[gasps]
-What? [clears throat] What?
321
00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:14,432
I know Vee really well
and there's no way
she's a vampire.
322
00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:15,767
I'm not talking about Vee.
323
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:19,354
The vampire is Sophie.
324
00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:28,321
Mom was so right
to send me here.
325
00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:29,781
This is it, Elijah.
326
00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:33,201
Your first time vanquishing
a vampire. You ready?
327
00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:36,037
No! There will be
no vanquishing a vampire!
328
00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:37,956
Because Sophie
is not a vampire!
329
00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:40,208
Look here.
330
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:43,128
Her jacket was lined
in a Transylvanian twill,
331
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:45,922
a rare fabric
only made by vampires.
332
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,174
She needed
an invitation to enter,
333
00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:49,926
didn't touch the silver cup,
334
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,429
then sneezed
in the garlic ramen
to avoid eating it.
335
00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:56,015
And you call all that proof?
336
00:16:57,434 --> 00:17:00,145
Yes. Get on board, brother.
337
00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:02,147
The vanquishing has
already begun.
338
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,690
Well, un-begun it.
339
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:07,110
Too late.
I put garlic in the boba tea.
340
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:09,779
Your vampire friend
is about to turn to dust!
341
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:11,072
-[microwave dings]
-Ooh.
342
00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:12,198
That's my brownies.
343
00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:15,827
They've got
garlic in them, too.
344
00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:19,122
[Vee grunts]
345
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:22,167
I heard everything!
346
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,293
This is all my fault.
347
00:17:24,169 --> 00:17:25,795
We gotta protect Sophie!
348
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:28,256
What about you?
You had garlic! Who do I call?
349
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:31,217
Dr. Frankenstein?
Dr. Jekyll? Dr. Doolittle?
350
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:32,761
The guy who talks to animals?
351
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:36,806
You are a bat half the time.
352
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:40,435
Luckily I didn't drink
much boba,
so I'm not gonna turn to dust.
353
00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:44,063
But I may have some
minor side effects.
354
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:45,356
Like the loopy-ness?
355
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:48,485
Yes, but I know
how to handle my garlic.
356
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,153
You'll never notice anything.
357
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,237
[Vee chuckles]
358
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:55,158
[gasps] Look,
I got two of 'em.
359
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:56,534
[squeals]
360
00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:59,204
Yeah. [clears throat]
361
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:00,663
I'm noticing something.
362
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:09,714
♪ I'm just a superstar ♪
363
00:18:09,798 --> 00:18:13,760
♪ Singing the diva blues ♪
364
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:21,309
♪ Oh, I'm a superstar ♪
365
00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:25,522
♪ Singing the big time
diva blues ♪
366
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,315
♪ Yeah ♪
367
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:29,275
♪ Ohh ♪
368
00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:32,362
♪ Just give me
that spotlight ♪
369
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:37,242
♪ I'll put on my diva shoes ♪
370
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:43,206
♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
371
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,001
Demi.
372
00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:49,712
You know, my voice
really likes your voice.
373
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:52,173
And I've only said that
to one other person...
374
00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:53,925
My godmother Beyonce.
375
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,387
You should join
my a cappella group.
376
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,471
Sure!
377
00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:00,348
But, to be clear,
378
00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:02,684
while our voices are friends,
379
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:05,061
I'm still not sure
if I like you.
380
00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:07,647
Same here.
381
00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:10,149
But... I don't dislike you.
382
00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:11,609
Just promise me one thing.
383
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,362
Don't fall in love with me.
384
00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,115
Uh...
385
00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:18,950
I promise.
386
00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:20,201
[Demi] They always do!
387
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:28,293
Vee, please try
to keep it together.
388
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:29,669
Boba.
389
00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:31,963
Boba! [giggles]
390
00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:35,383
Boba's a funny word.
391
00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:37,510
I've got brownies!
392
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:38,678
♪ Brownies ♪
393
00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:40,013
[squeals]
394
00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:43,933
Who's a weak theater kid now?
395
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:45,768
Not today, demon!
396
00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:48,479
Moriah, enough!
397
00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:51,357
Sophie, put that back.
398
00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:53,735
Sorry. Didn't mean to snoop.
399
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:54,819
Sheesh.
400
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:57,989
Give me my stake.
401
00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,366
This is over.
These are my friends.
They're not a threat.
402
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:02,827
Ooh, they're mad.
403
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,373
Seriously?
404
00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:10,251
This is exactly
why Mom is concerned.
405
00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:13,379
You have lost your way.
406
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:16,257
You need to get your
priorities in order and focus
on what's important...
407
00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:19,177
Not this silly school.
408
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,054
We object.
409
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:28,019
This is not a silly school,
410
00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:29,604
and Elijah has real talent.
411
00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:32,398
Wilson Hall
will only make him better.
412
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:36,152
It's your priorities
that are out of order.
413
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:40,448
I mean, come on.
What's more important
than your brother's happiness?
414
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:41,824
Nothing.
415
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:43,409
Right, Sophie?
416
00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:45,411
[coughs]
417
00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:47,830
Aha! See, bro,
I told you so. This is it.
418
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:50,041
Yo, stay back.
Don't inhale vampire dust.
419
00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:53,252
Whoo!
420
00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:55,505
Garlic-y.
421
00:20:57,048 --> 00:21:00,009
-Wait, wait. You're okay?
-Yeah.
422
00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:02,804
Why is everyone looking at me?
423
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:03,930
Is it the outfit?
424
00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:05,765
Yes! [chuckles]
425
00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:07,517
You are serving, diva!
426
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:11,104
I guess I was wrong.
427
00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:14,315
Yep. No vampires here.
428
00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:17,944
Just two totally normal,
slightly cringe teenage girls.
429
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,240
Ah, ah, ah.
430
00:21:30,665 --> 00:21:32,083
I'll catch up
with you guys later.
431
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:34,627
Not so loud.
432
00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:37,588
I'm sorry tonight didn't go
as well as I'd planned.
433
00:21:37,672 --> 00:21:38,881
Let's do it again soon.
434
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:40,049
Definitely.
435
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:41,634
Never.
436
00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:44,512
That was actually really fun!
437
00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:46,014
Are you kidding?
438
00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:49,434
Moriah thought
you were a vampire
and tried to destroy you!
439
00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:52,353
What? Man,
never meet your heroes.
440
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,480
But I'm keeping the jacket.
441
00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:02,363
[phone ringing]
442
00:22:04,115 --> 00:22:05,116
Mom's calling.
443
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:08,536
Look,
I'll call her back later.
444
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,080
What are you gonna say?
445
00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:13,124
Elijah... Did you know,
446
00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:15,918
that when I was your age,
I really wanted
to go to art school,
447
00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:19,088
but I couldn't
because of slayer training.
448
00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:21,466
I didn't know that.
That's not fair.
449
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:24,218
I agree. And your
giddy little friend is right.
450
00:22:24,302 --> 00:22:26,512
Your happiness does matter.
451
00:22:26,596 --> 00:22:29,474
Which is why I'm gonna
reassure Mom it's okay
to let you stay here.
452
00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:32,268
-Yes! Thank you!
-But...
453
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:37,523
I'll only do it if you promise
to start your official
slayer training with me.
454
00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:41,027
You are too special to
let your Van Helsing abilities
go to waste.
455
00:22:42,445 --> 00:22:43,654
It's not like I have a choice.
456
00:22:44,906 --> 00:22:47,158
[sighs] Deal.
457
00:22:47,241 --> 00:22:49,535
Then let's get to work,
because you have got--
458
00:22:49,619 --> 00:22:50,995
Yeah, yeah. I know.
459
00:22:51,079 --> 00:22:53,331
I've got a legacy to fulfill.
460
00:22:57,794 --> 00:22:59,504
And vampires to slay.
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