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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,101 --> 00:00:04,752 Hey, Pop. 2 00:00:05,206 --> 00:00:06,164 How was bowling? 3 00:00:06,245 --> 00:00:07,478 Terrible. 4 00:00:08,743 --> 00:00:10,931 I threw the game-winning strike. 5 00:00:11,650 --> 00:00:12,869 Why is that bad? 6 00:00:12,894 --> 00:00:14,760 Because my partner Ernie sprained his wrist 7 00:00:14,785 --> 00:00:16,657 giving me a high five. 8 00:00:17,232 --> 00:00:20,400 What kind of clown celebrates with his rolling hand? 9 00:00:21,894 --> 00:00:23,954 Yeah, you know, everybody knows 10 00:00:23,979 --> 00:00:27,509 that it's either finger pistols or a delicate... 11 00:00:27,571 --> 00:00:28,939 hip bump. 12 00:00:30,517 --> 00:00:33,095 Anyway, it's too late for me to find another partner, 13 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:35,915 so I'm gonna have to forfeit the championship game. 14 00:00:36,129 --> 00:00:37,783 Well, I could be your partner. 15 00:00:37,841 --> 00:00:40,204 Like I said, I'm gonna have to forfeit the championship game. 16 00:00:40,904 --> 00:00:43,336 Calvin, I'm serious, I'm pretty solid. 17 00:00:43,361 --> 00:00:45,740 You know, back in high school, I spent every Saturday night 18 00:00:45,765 --> 00:00:47,595 bowling with my mom and... 19 00:00:48,107 --> 00:00:50,048 and her special friend Rick. 20 00:00:52,336 --> 00:00:53,927 Wait, what you mean, her boyfriend? 21 00:00:53,952 --> 00:00:55,197 No. 22 00:00:55,465 --> 00:00:57,353 They just hung out and had sleepovers. 23 00:00:59,034 --> 00:01:01,197 - Oh. Okay. Yeah. - Oh. Okay. 24 00:01:02,032 --> 00:01:03,626 Look, man, I appreciate the offer, 25 00:01:03,651 --> 00:01:05,993 but I'm going up against the toughest team in the league. 26 00:01:06,018 --> 00:01:06,891 Ah, come on, Pop. 27 00:01:06,916 --> 00:01:08,925 You've lost to them for four years in a row now. 28 00:01:08,950 --> 00:01:11,650 At least this year if you lose, you can blame Dave. 29 00:01:12,107 --> 00:01:13,631 Rick always did. 30 00:01:15,264 --> 00:01:16,657 You know what, fine. 31 00:01:16,682 --> 00:01:18,063 Practice starts tomorrow. 32 00:01:18,088 --> 00:01:19,556 Yes. 33 00:01:20,203 --> 00:01:22,118 Time to start warming up the glutes. 34 00:01:26,447 --> 00:01:29,211 - Corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 35 00:01:32,479 --> 00:01:34,069 This is exciting. 36 00:01:34,128 --> 00:01:36,737 It's like I'm at the NBA Finals with LeBron. 37 00:01:38,708 --> 00:01:40,362 Not 'cause you're black; 'cause you're good. 38 00:01:41,684 --> 00:01:43,208 And I'm with Weird Al. 39 00:01:43,273 --> 00:01:45,823 Not because you're white; because you're weird. 40 00:01:47,229 --> 00:01:49,231 So you only come to cheer Calvin on? 41 00:01:49,273 --> 00:01:50,366 You don't bowl with him? 42 00:01:50,391 --> 00:01:51,792 Gemma, there are two things 43 00:01:51,817 --> 00:01:53,409 that Tina Butler doesn't do: 44 00:01:53,434 --> 00:01:54,987 wear rented shoes 45 00:01:55,012 --> 00:01:57,229 and stick her fingers in other people's balls. 46 00:01:57,303 --> 00:01:58,612 No. 47 00:02:00,448 --> 00:02:02,557 And just like that, I no longer bowl either. 48 00:02:02,582 --> 00:02:05,456 So we're gonna go get some snacks. 49 00:02:05,481 --> 00:02:06,964 You guys want something? 50 00:02:06,989 --> 00:02:08,991 Ooh, some nachos would be great. 51 00:02:09,106 --> 00:02:10,870 Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 52 00:02:10,911 --> 00:02:12,250 You haven't earned it yet. 53 00:02:12,275 --> 00:02:13,932 Nachos are for winners. 54 00:02:15,035 --> 00:02:16,471 Ooh, nachos sound good to me. 55 00:02:16,496 --> 00:02:17,784 Well, that's because you haven't seen the hands 56 00:02:17,809 --> 00:02:18,917 of the man that makes the nachos... 57 00:02:18,942 --> 00:02:20,971 Please, Tina, you already ruined bowling. 58 00:02:20,996 --> 00:02:22,792 Don't take nachos from me, too. 59 00:02:24,969 --> 00:02:26,072 All right. 60 00:02:30,672 --> 00:02:32,917 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 61 00:02:33,475 --> 00:02:35,362 Dave, I thought you said you knew how to bowl? 62 00:02:35,387 --> 00:02:37,901 Oh... you mean like this? 63 00:02:43,701 --> 00:02:45,786 Ha, ha! 64 00:02:45,811 --> 00:02:47,331 Stee-rike! 65 00:02:47,356 --> 00:02:48,998 Well, all right! 66 00:02:49,023 --> 00:02:50,242 You can bowl. 67 00:02:50,267 --> 00:02:52,816 Yeah. Tell that to Rick. 68 00:02:57,039 --> 00:02:58,886 Hey, this isn't the snack bar. 69 00:02:58,911 --> 00:03:00,216 Gemma, as a Christian woman, 70 00:03:00,241 --> 00:03:01,982 I cannot let you eat those nachos. 71 00:03:05,334 --> 00:03:07,430 This is why we're here. 72 00:03:07,664 --> 00:03:09,493 Dance Floor Party? 73 00:03:09,617 --> 00:03:11,579 I used to love this game. 74 00:03:11,715 --> 00:03:13,665 Check out the high scores. 75 00:03:15,448 --> 00:03:18,508 T-Booty, T-Booty, T-Booty, T-Booty. 76 00:03:18,533 --> 00:03:19,930 Oh, my God! 77 00:03:19,955 --> 00:03:21,407 You're T-Booty. 78 00:03:21,847 --> 00:03:25,087 The "T" stands for Tina, and the "Booty" speaks for itself. 79 00:03:27,110 --> 00:03:28,459 So you want to play? 80 00:03:28,484 --> 00:03:29,659 Oh, no. 81 00:03:29,684 --> 00:03:30,868 It's been forever. 82 00:03:30,893 --> 00:03:33,923 I don't want to embarrass myself in front of your famous booty. 83 00:03:34,736 --> 00:03:36,227 Oh, come on. Who cares? 84 00:03:36,252 --> 00:03:38,646 It's just us. There's nothing to be embarrassed about. 85 00:03:39,119 --> 00:03:40,425 Okay. 86 00:03:40,450 --> 00:03:42,087 But you might not want to stand near me. 87 00:03:42,112 --> 00:03:44,391 When I get going, I lose track of my elbows. 88 00:03:46,909 --> 00:03:48,985 Time for the dance party! 89 00:03:52,829 --> 00:03:54,194 Come on, girl, don't be shy. 90 00:03:54,219 --> 00:03:55,493 Throw them 'bows! 91 00:03:55,916 --> 00:03:57,923 Come on. There you go. 92 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:05,542 Hey, big brother. 93 00:04:05,567 --> 00:04:07,219 Why do you always come here to do laundry? 94 00:04:07,244 --> 00:04:09,337 Your building has a washer and dryer. 95 00:04:09,801 --> 00:04:11,196 What's wrong with you, Malcolm? 96 00:04:11,221 --> 00:04:13,165 I can't ask Mama to drive all the way over there 97 00:04:13,190 --> 00:04:14,735 to do my laundry. 98 00:04:17,486 --> 00:04:19,079 Oh, whoa-ho-ho. 99 00:04:19,104 --> 00:04:20,758 Those kicks are fire. 100 00:04:20,783 --> 00:04:23,063 I know, they are limited editions. 101 00:04:23,088 --> 00:04:25,954 From the ankle down, I'm fly as hell. 102 00:04:27,621 --> 00:04:28,923 Limited editions? 103 00:04:28,948 --> 00:04:30,524 Aren't you the one always ragging on people 104 00:04:30,549 --> 00:04:31,930 for blowing their money on frivolous things? 105 00:04:31,955 --> 00:04:33,696 Oh, man, that was Broke Malcolm. 106 00:04:33,721 --> 00:04:35,116 You're talking to Money Malcolm. 107 00:04:35,141 --> 00:04:36,272 Nice to meet you. 108 00:04:37,102 --> 00:04:38,619 It's nice to meet you, too. 109 00:04:38,644 --> 00:04:40,782 Tell Broke Malcolm I'll see him again next week. 110 00:04:41,897 --> 00:04:43,110 Look, stop hating. 111 00:04:43,135 --> 00:04:45,860 Now that I'm making some money, I deserve a few nice things. 112 00:04:45,885 --> 00:04:47,774 Well, yeah, but if you ever want to move out of here, 113 00:04:47,799 --> 00:04:49,258 you should start investing your money. 114 00:04:49,283 --> 00:04:51,102 What you mean, like in stocks? 115 00:04:51,127 --> 00:04:54,391 No, thanks. Money Malcolm is about stacks. 116 00:04:54,834 --> 00:04:56,140 Are those all singles? 117 00:04:56,165 --> 00:04:57,610 Maybe. 118 00:04:58,289 --> 00:04:59,774 I'm not talking about stocks, man. 119 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:02,587 The real money's in cryptocurrency... like Bitcoin. 120 00:05:02,692 --> 00:05:04,618 Oh, I don't trust that Internet money, man. 121 00:05:04,643 --> 00:05:06,515 - Seems like a scam. - Oh, well, 122 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:08,251 last week I tripled my investment. 123 00:05:08,276 --> 00:05:09,344 Well, then you hold this. 124 00:05:09,369 --> 00:05:11,180 I'm-a look for quarters in the couch. 125 00:05:22,985 --> 00:05:24,334 Boom! 126 00:05:24,359 --> 00:05:27,362 Three in a row! That deserves a hip bump. 127 00:05:27,387 --> 00:05:30,386 Well, get your skinny ass over here and get to bumping. 128 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:35,754 LaTonya, 129 00:05:35,779 --> 00:05:37,607 is that Calvin Butler? 130 00:05:37,885 --> 00:05:39,750 Sure is. 131 00:05:39,775 --> 00:05:41,804 And it looks like he's dancing with his accountant. 132 00:05:45,930 --> 00:05:47,757 Uh, Calvin, who are they? 133 00:05:47,782 --> 00:05:49,219 Those are the Pink Ladies. 134 00:05:49,244 --> 00:05:51,445 That's who we're playing for the championship. 135 00:05:51,629 --> 00:05:53,797 They're the most vicious team in the league? 136 00:05:53,856 --> 00:05:55,578 Don't let the pink fool you. 137 00:05:55,614 --> 00:05:58,313 If the devil bowled a 210 and wore a girdle, 138 00:05:58,493 --> 00:06:00,172 that's what he'd look like. 139 00:06:01,232 --> 00:06:04,860 210? You better try 235, sucker. 140 00:06:05,870 --> 00:06:07,422 How did they even hear that? 141 00:06:07,447 --> 00:06:10,305 What part of the devil don't you understand? 142 00:06:13,597 --> 00:06:15,381 What happened to your partner Ernie? 143 00:06:15,519 --> 00:06:17,203 His ex-wife shoot him again? 144 00:06:18,689 --> 00:06:19,995 Yes. 145 00:06:22,234 --> 00:06:24,227 But he also hurt his wrist. 146 00:06:24,252 --> 00:06:25,688 Oh. 147 00:06:25,713 --> 00:06:28,000 Well, I'm his new partner Dave Johnson. 148 00:06:28,025 --> 00:06:29,539 Ain't nobody ask your name. 149 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:35,803 They already got their game faces on. 150 00:06:35,828 --> 00:06:38,453 No, they was born with them stank faces. 151 00:06:48,303 --> 00:06:50,797 Wow, you're still going? 152 00:06:50,822 --> 00:06:54,453 Yeah! I can't believe how easily this came back to me. 153 00:06:55,687 --> 00:06:58,438 - Well, good for you. - New high score! 154 00:06:58,463 --> 00:07:00,735 Wait, what? 155 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:03,154 Look at that... I just beat your high score! 156 00:07:03,179 --> 00:07:04,797 What? Th-That's not possible. 157 00:07:04,822 --> 00:07:06,086 Oh, yes, it is! 158 00:07:06,111 --> 00:07:07,453 Check it out, T-Booty. 159 00:07:07,478 --> 00:07:09,735 G-Cutie in the house! 160 00:07:11,953 --> 00:07:13,152 All right, Calvin, 161 00:07:13,177 --> 00:07:15,049 show the Pink Ladies who we are. 162 00:07:15,074 --> 00:07:16,336 I know who you are: 163 00:07:16,361 --> 00:07:18,508 a broke-ass Crockett and Tubbs. 164 00:07:20,367 --> 00:07:23,313 Face it, you're never gonna beat us, Calvin. 165 00:07:23,338 --> 00:07:26,383 - Or should I say Wrong Way Butler? - Ooh! 166 00:07:28,227 --> 00:07:29,422 Wrong Way Butler? 167 00:07:29,447 --> 00:07:30,547 What are they talking about? 168 00:07:30,572 --> 00:07:32,748 Nothing. It's just some old news. 169 00:07:32,848 --> 00:07:34,399 Like their wigs. 170 00:07:36,367 --> 00:07:37,914 No, he didn't. 171 00:07:37,939 --> 00:07:39,505 Yes, he did. 172 00:07:40,911 --> 00:07:44,306 Show us what you got, Wrong Way. Oh. 173 00:07:44,331 --> 00:07:46,610 Wrong Way! Wrong Way! 174 00:07:46,635 --> 00:07:48,942 Wrong Way! Wrong Way! 175 00:07:48,967 --> 00:07:51,024 Wrong Way! Wrong Way! 176 00:07:51,049 --> 00:07:53,053 Wrong Way! Wrong Way! 177 00:07:53,399 --> 00:07:55,500 Wrong Way! Wrong Way! 178 00:07:55,525 --> 00:07:57,211 Ooh! Gutter ball! 179 00:07:57,601 --> 00:07:59,365 Calvin, what just happened? 180 00:07:59,390 --> 00:08:00,811 This is your fault. 181 00:08:00,836 --> 00:08:03,389 You must have tweaked my hip on our last celebration bump. 182 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:05,803 Wha...? That makes no sense. 183 00:08:05,828 --> 00:08:08,194 The entire move was designed for safety. 184 00:08:09,874 --> 00:08:11,600 Hey, Wrong Way, 185 00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:13,037 instead of bowling, 186 00:08:13,062 --> 00:08:15,311 why don't you and your math tutor 187 00:08:15,336 --> 00:08:17,256 go work on some equations. 188 00:08:18,361 --> 00:08:19,561 I got one. 189 00:08:19,586 --> 00:08:22,475 You plus you plus a bowling ball 190 00:08:22,505 --> 00:08:24,389 equals two chumps and a bowling ball. 191 00:08:25,883 --> 00:08:27,869 Well, you plus you 192 00:08:27,894 --> 00:08:29,873 equals two women that... 193 00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:31,911 need to work on your manners. 194 00:08:31,936 --> 00:08:33,475 Mm-hmm. 195 00:08:33,958 --> 00:08:36,177 And another gutter ball. 196 00:08:37,794 --> 00:08:39,187 That's it. 197 00:08:39,212 --> 00:08:40,319 I'm going home. 198 00:08:40,344 --> 00:08:41,803 - What? - Practice is over. 199 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:43,779 Calvin, we can't leave now. 200 00:08:43,913 --> 00:08:46,553 You finally hit them with an insult I understand. 201 00:08:50,354 --> 00:08:52,376 Hey, Tina. How was your walk? 202 00:08:52,401 --> 00:08:53,508 It was great. 203 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,317 Just getting my cardio on. 204 00:08:55,477 --> 00:08:57,336 Wasn't yesterday so fun? 205 00:08:57,361 --> 00:08:59,422 I still can't believe I beat your high score. 206 00:08:59,447 --> 00:09:01,191 Girl, that was 24 hours ago. 207 00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:02,400 I have two grown sons. 208 00:09:02,425 --> 00:09:04,352 Ain't nobody thinking about that game. 209 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:07,352 Ooh, hey, Tina, can I ask you a question? 210 00:09:07,377 --> 00:09:09,626 I don't know, she just got lucky! 211 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:12,657 Are you talking about the Pink Ladies? 212 00:09:12,909 --> 00:09:15,508 Of course. Like, what else would I be talking about? 213 00:09:15,883 --> 00:09:17,555 'Cause yesterday at the bowling alley, 214 00:09:17,580 --> 00:09:19,868 they kept calling Calvin "Wrong Way Butler." 215 00:09:20,103 --> 00:09:21,352 What's that all about? 216 00:09:21,377 --> 00:09:24,032 Ooh, yeah, that's a touchy story from high school. 217 00:09:24,057 --> 00:09:26,665 - Calvin would kill me if I told you. - Oh, I get it. 218 00:09:26,690 --> 00:09:29,196 It was the night of the big championship game. 219 00:09:29,696 --> 00:09:31,485 Calvin was the star linebacker. 220 00:09:31,510 --> 00:09:33,032 So, on the last play, 221 00:09:33,057 --> 00:09:36,282 he picked up a fumble, ran it all the way to the end zone. 222 00:09:36,528 --> 00:09:38,149 That's awesome. 223 00:09:38,174 --> 00:09:40,180 It was the wrong end zone. 224 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:42,540 - Oh... - Oh... 225 00:09:43,524 --> 00:09:45,946 He must have been so humiliated. 226 00:09:45,971 --> 00:09:47,059 He was. 227 00:09:47,084 --> 00:09:48,654 I mean, everyone forgot about it, 228 00:09:48,679 --> 00:09:51,227 but those Pink Ladies, they never let him live it down. 229 00:09:51,252 --> 00:09:52,818 That is terrible. 230 00:09:52,843 --> 00:09:54,547 It's bad enough to lose the game, 231 00:09:54,572 --> 00:09:56,487 but to have someone rub it in? 232 00:09:56,604 --> 00:09:58,821 Yeah. Can you imagine? 233 00:09:59,739 --> 00:10:01,751 It was such a long time ago, though. 234 00:10:01,776 --> 00:10:04,170 Not to him. He still won't admit that it bothers him. 235 00:10:04,292 --> 00:10:05,815 I don't blame him. 236 00:10:05,843 --> 00:10:07,775 Who wants to hear about their defeat 237 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:11,108 over and over and over again? 238 00:10:11,133 --> 00:10:12,469 I know, right? 239 00:10:20,396 --> 00:10:21,701 Hey, Dave. 240 00:10:21,726 --> 00:10:23,162 Here's the hammer you wanted to borrow. 241 00:10:23,187 --> 00:10:27,178 Now, you hold it with this end, and you hit it with this end. 242 00:10:29,382 --> 00:10:30,490 Calvin, wait. 243 00:10:30,515 --> 00:10:32,857 It's two steps, Dave. 244 00:10:34,906 --> 00:10:37,014 All right, look, I lied. 245 00:10:37,591 --> 00:10:40,100 I'm not really building a Victorian-style birdhouse 246 00:10:40,125 --> 00:10:41,562 with a veranda. 247 00:10:43,738 --> 00:10:45,600 I got you over here... 248 00:10:46,622 --> 00:10:48,428 to show you this. 249 00:10:49,822 --> 00:10:51,631 Where the hell you get that? 250 00:10:51,656 --> 00:10:55,553 Tina told me the story behind Wrong Way Butler. 251 00:10:55,578 --> 00:10:56,662 She told you that? 252 00:10:56,687 --> 00:10:58,006 Yes, she did. 253 00:10:58,031 --> 00:11:01,045 Including how the other team voted you MVP. 254 00:11:02,238 --> 00:11:04,053 Well, it's none of your business. 255 00:11:04,467 --> 00:11:06,303 And I threw that trophy in the trash can. 256 00:11:06,328 --> 00:11:09,154 Okay, C-Calvin, Calvin. Calvin, look. 257 00:11:09,276 --> 00:11:11,561 The only way that you are going to get past this 258 00:11:11,716 --> 00:11:13,584 is by forgiving yourself. 259 00:11:15,739 --> 00:11:18,220 This young man is hurting. 260 00:11:18,537 --> 00:11:20,865 And the only person that can heal him 261 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:22,182 is you. 262 00:11:23,037 --> 00:11:25,717 You do know I'm still holding a hammer, right? 263 00:11:27,028 --> 00:11:28,928 Calvin, pl... I-I'm trying to help you out here. 264 00:11:28,953 --> 00:11:30,678 Please just give this a shot. 265 00:11:31,336 --> 00:11:33,208 Fine. Look... 266 00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:35,779 I forgive you for the terrible, 267 00:11:35,804 --> 00:11:38,044 life-changing mistake you made 268 00:11:38,594 --> 00:11:40,850 when you became friends with Dave. 269 00:11:42,031 --> 00:11:44,047 Calvin, you cannot win in the present 270 00:11:44,072 --> 00:11:46,204 if you do not let go of the past. 271 00:11:46,287 --> 00:11:49,693 Now, tell this kid that he's a winner. 272 00:11:50,294 --> 00:11:53,522 Tell this kid that he deserves love. 273 00:11:54,663 --> 00:11:57,475 Tell him that it is not his fault. Tell him that... 274 00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:59,600 You're not here anymore, are you? 275 00:12:05,965 --> 00:12:07,373 - Hey. - Hey. 276 00:12:07,398 --> 00:12:09,381 Have you looked at Bitcoin today? 277 00:12:09,406 --> 00:12:10,600 No. Why? 278 00:12:10,625 --> 00:12:12,240 I lost half my money, Marty. 279 00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:14,485 Now I'm about to lose half my foot up your ass. 280 00:12:14,510 --> 00:12:16,037 Well, hey. O-Okay. 281 00:12:16,062 --> 00:12:17,151 All right. 282 00:12:17,461 --> 00:12:18,732 Calm down. Okay, look. 283 00:12:18,757 --> 00:12:21,194 Cryptocurrency goes up and down all the time. 284 00:12:21,219 --> 00:12:23,436 Look. Look at the graph. It's already going back up. 285 00:12:23,461 --> 00:12:26,084 Oh, thank God, man. 286 00:12:26,109 --> 00:12:28,248 Oh, my bad. My phone was upside down. 287 00:12:30,110 --> 00:12:32,730 Oh, my God, I'm gonna lose all my money. 288 00:12:32,755 --> 00:12:34,472 No, it's gonna be okay, man. 289 00:12:34,497 --> 00:12:35,518 No, it's not. 290 00:12:35,543 --> 00:12:36,941 I ain't never gonna move out of here. 291 00:12:36,966 --> 00:12:38,663 I'm gonna die in a twin bed. 292 00:12:39,542 --> 00:12:42,153 Look, this is my fault for getting you into this. 293 00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:43,222 Let me buy you out. 294 00:12:43,247 --> 00:12:44,503 - Really? - Yeah, man. 295 00:12:44,528 --> 00:12:45,832 You're my big brother. 296 00:12:45,857 --> 00:12:47,163 Oh, thank you, baby bro. 297 00:12:48,736 --> 00:12:50,912 Hold up. This is half of what I gave you. 298 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:53,769 Yeah, I'm paying you current market value. 299 00:12:56,266 --> 00:12:59,316 Oh, cool. Look at that. It just went down again. 300 00:13:01,427 --> 00:13:03,472 Calvin, are you sure you're ready for this? 301 00:13:03,605 --> 00:13:05,160 Look, I told you, the only thing 302 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:07,019 that's messing me up is being distracted 303 00:13:07,044 --> 00:13:10,035 by Thing One and Thing Two over there. 304 00:13:10,888 --> 00:13:12,800 That's why I brought these. 305 00:13:14,031 --> 00:13:15,964 Noise-canceling headphones? 306 00:13:15,989 --> 00:13:17,066 That's right. 307 00:13:17,091 --> 00:13:18,808 Instead of listening to those hyenas, 308 00:13:18,833 --> 00:13:20,433 I'm gonna have Peaches on the left 309 00:13:20,458 --> 00:13:22,433 and Herb on the right. 310 00:13:24,208 --> 00:13:27,035 You sure you got those on the right way, Calvin? 311 00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:29,370 No, no, he got 'em on backwards, 312 00:13:29,589 --> 00:13:31,049 like the way he runs. 313 00:13:33,952 --> 00:13:35,839 Well, the joke is on you. 314 00:13:35,864 --> 00:13:37,260 They're stereo headphones, 315 00:13:37,285 --> 00:13:39,409 so the audio quality is exactly the same 316 00:13:39,434 --> 00:13:40,979 no matter which way you wear them. 317 00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:44,018 Ain't nobody talking to you, Khaki Pants. 318 00:13:46,290 --> 00:13:48,031 Wrong Way! 319 00:13:48,056 --> 00:13:50,174 Wrong Way! Wrong Way! 320 00:13:50,199 --> 00:13:52,331 Wrong Way! Wrong Way! 321 00:13:52,356 --> 00:13:54,540 I can't hear you, so I can only assume 322 00:13:54,565 --> 00:13:56,940 you're saying something stupid. 323 00:14:02,940 --> 00:14:05,205 One pin! 324 00:14:05,230 --> 00:14:07,682 He must have been practicing. 325 00:14:08,242 --> 00:14:09,721 You know, you two are meaner than Rick 326 00:14:09,746 --> 00:14:12,003 after Mom started having sleepovers with Doug. 327 00:15:35,144 --> 00:15:37,399 I'm so glad you wanted to play again. 328 00:15:37,424 --> 00:15:38,829 I got the feeling you were kind of upset 329 00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:40,673 about me having the high score. 330 00:15:40,698 --> 00:15:42,265 Oh, I'm not upset. 331 00:15:42,863 --> 00:15:44,790 Because you don't have it anymore. 332 00:15:48,893 --> 00:15:52,071 You snuck back here without me just to beat my high score? 333 00:15:52,096 --> 00:15:54,487 I didn't sneak back. I just so happened to be here 334 00:15:54,512 --> 00:15:56,775 at 10:00 a.m. with a pocket full of quarters and a... 335 00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:59,305 body full of talent. 336 00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:03,649 Okay. So it's like that? 337 00:16:03,933 --> 00:16:05,102 Guess it is. 338 00:16:05,127 --> 00:16:06,684 Oh. Then maybe we should take this 339 00:16:06,709 --> 00:16:08,265 to the next level. 340 00:16:10,332 --> 00:16:11,876 You talking head-to-head? 341 00:16:12,151 --> 00:16:14,360 I'm talking foot-to-foot. 342 00:16:17,198 --> 00:16:18,406 Well, you better get ready, 343 00:16:18,431 --> 00:16:20,586 'cause I'm about to bring the pain. 344 00:16:20,945 --> 00:16:22,344 Right after I go to the bathroom. 345 00:16:22,369 --> 00:16:25,119 - I had a large iced tea. - Oh. 346 00:16:29,824 --> 00:16:31,665 Oh, man. 347 00:16:31,876 --> 00:16:34,892 Malcolm, did you get out of Bitcoin at the right time. 348 00:16:35,001 --> 00:16:39,056 For me! 349 00:16:40,938 --> 00:16:42,766 That is good for you, little brother. 350 00:16:43,359 --> 00:16:45,641 - What, you're not jealous? - Oh, not at all. 351 00:16:45,666 --> 00:16:50,641 Because I took my money and invested it in swag. 352 00:16:51,756 --> 00:16:53,188 Oh. More shoes. 353 00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:54,422 - Yeah. - Oh, well, look at that. 354 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:55,805 Welcome back, Broke Malcolm. 355 00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:58,892 That's very funny. 356 00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:00,954 You see, these bad boys are all sold out. 357 00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:03,660 So, if you look online, they're already worth double. 358 00:17:03,685 --> 00:17:04,990 Really? Double? 359 00:17:05,015 --> 00:17:08,196 Why would anybody... Oh, I like those. 360 00:17:09,605 --> 00:17:12,680 Well, look at that... they happen to be in your size. 361 00:17:12,705 --> 00:17:14,086 - How much? - $300. 362 00:17:14,111 --> 00:17:16,705 $300? The box says $150. There's no way I'm paying that. 363 00:17:16,730 --> 00:17:17,736 $325. 364 00:17:17,761 --> 00:17:19,246 Malcolm, that's not gonna work on me. 365 00:17:19,271 --> 00:17:20,657 - $350. - Sold! 366 00:17:24,925 --> 00:17:26,883 Last ball, Wrong Way. 367 00:17:26,908 --> 00:17:28,260 You're about to lose. 368 00:17:28,722 --> 00:17:30,049 Look, Calvin, 369 00:17:30,074 --> 00:17:32,072 I have done all I can to keep us in this, 370 00:17:32,097 --> 00:17:33,446 but we need a strike. 371 00:17:33,550 --> 00:17:35,204 So, if you want to win this, 372 00:17:35,459 --> 00:17:37,228 you are gonna have to forgive yourself. 373 00:17:37,253 --> 00:17:38,924 Oh, not this again. 374 00:17:38,949 --> 00:17:41,580 Look, I'm gonna be younger you. 375 00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:43,614 Talk to me. 376 00:17:43,975 --> 00:17:46,228 Dave, I barely like talking to you 377 00:17:46,253 --> 00:17:48,080 when you're you. 378 00:17:50,329 --> 00:17:53,619 Older Calvin, it's time to forgive me. 379 00:17:53,644 --> 00:17:56,869 I was only 16 when I ran the wrong way in that game. 380 00:17:56,894 --> 00:17:58,722 I'm not doing this with you, Dave. 381 00:17:58,747 --> 00:18:00,270 Oh, you know what? Maybe you're right. 382 00:18:00,295 --> 00:18:02,079 Maybe I don't deserve forgiveness. 383 00:18:02,104 --> 00:18:03,468 - What? - Yeah, I mean, 384 00:18:03,493 --> 00:18:05,582 I did let the whole school down. 385 00:18:05,607 --> 00:18:07,424 That's ridiculous. Come on. 386 00:18:07,449 --> 00:18:09,669 No, it's not. I mean, I blew it. 387 00:18:09,694 --> 00:18:11,392 Me... Wrong Way Butler. 388 00:18:11,417 --> 00:18:13,332 Everyone was counting on me. 389 00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:17,330 That's only because you were the best player on the team. 390 00:18:17,557 --> 00:18:19,189 Yeah, but... 391 00:18:19,290 --> 00:18:21,135 how could I have done something so stupid? 392 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:23,119 I mean, what a boneheaded play. 393 00:18:23,216 --> 00:18:26,698 So what? You still won us the championship the next year. 394 00:18:26,723 --> 00:18:30,072 And you were voted prom king as a junior. 395 00:18:32,690 --> 00:18:34,997 I guess I was kind of big man on campus. 396 00:18:35,022 --> 00:18:36,402 You're damn right you were. 397 00:18:36,427 --> 00:18:38,580 You're damn right you were. 398 00:18:39,955 --> 00:18:41,822 That was Dave saying that. 399 00:18:42,808 --> 00:18:44,201 Whoa. 400 00:18:44,226 --> 00:18:46,185 How do you feel? 401 00:18:46,464 --> 00:18:47,901 I feel pretty good. 402 00:18:47,926 --> 00:18:49,331 I feel great. 403 00:18:49,356 --> 00:18:52,167 I feel like kicking some Pink Lady ass. 404 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,438 Oh, here he goes. 405 00:18:54,463 --> 00:18:56,632 Uh-oh, I hope someone knows the Heimlich, 406 00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:59,190 'cause he about to choke. 407 00:18:59,215 --> 00:19:02,151 For your information, I do know the Heimlich. 408 00:19:02,176 --> 00:19:04,636 I'm also certified in water safety. 409 00:19:05,961 --> 00:19:07,276 Why are we even talking to you? 410 00:19:07,301 --> 00:19:08,870 You're not even his real partner. 411 00:19:08,895 --> 00:19:11,463 Wrong. He is my real partner. 412 00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:13,159 He's also my friend. 413 00:19:13,184 --> 00:19:15,667 - Best friend. - Okay, look. 414 00:19:15,692 --> 00:19:19,034 Slow down a little bit, Dave, okay? 415 00:19:20,187 --> 00:19:21,493 Wrong Way! 416 00:19:21,518 --> 00:19:23,613 Wrong Way! Wrong Way! 417 00:19:23,638 --> 00:19:25,714 Wrong Way! Wrong Way! 418 00:19:25,739 --> 00:19:29,073 Wrong Way! Wrong Way! Wrong Way! 419 00:19:29,098 --> 00:19:31,440 Wrong Way! Wrong Way! 420 00:19:31,465 --> 00:19:33,386 Wrong Way! Wrong Way! 421 00:19:33,411 --> 00:19:35,717 Wrong Way! 422 00:19:42,313 --> 00:19:44,620 Calvin, you did it! We won! 423 00:19:44,645 --> 00:19:46,339 That's right, and more importantly, 424 00:19:46,364 --> 00:19:48,745 broke-ass Oprah and Gayle over there lost. 425 00:19:50,114 --> 00:19:53,589 Whatever. We'll see you two next year. 426 00:19:53,614 --> 00:19:56,769 Not if your cholesterol has anything to do with it. 427 00:19:58,299 --> 00:20:00,597 It is time for a celebration dance, baby. 428 00:20:00,622 --> 00:20:03,107 ♪ You gotta get it, you gotta go. ♪ 429 00:20:04,722 --> 00:20:06,027 I'm about to pass it to you. 430 00:20:06,052 --> 00:20:07,222 - Come on! - Here it is. 431 00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:08,878 Ah, I caught it! 432 00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:10,784 Go, man. Get it, Dave. 433 00:20:10,809 --> 00:20:12,847 Okay. 434 00:20:12,872 --> 00:20:13,878 Pass it back, man. 435 00:20:13,903 --> 00:20:15,125 It feels too good! 436 00:20:15,150 --> 00:20:16,326 I'm keeping it! 437 00:20:25,455 --> 00:20:27,865 You're looking pretty tired over there, G-Cutie. 438 00:20:27,890 --> 00:20:29,710 Oh, oh! Are you kidding? 439 00:20:29,735 --> 00:20:31,768 I'm just getting started. 440 00:20:31,793 --> 00:20:34,084 Guys, great news... we won the tournament. 441 00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:35,949 I got two grown sons, Dave. 442 00:20:35,974 --> 00:20:37,912 Ain't nobody thinking about your tournament. 443 00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:40,443 Oh, hold on, Tina. Don't talk to Dave like that. 444 00:20:40,468 --> 00:20:42,873 Zip it, Calvin! We're battling here! 445 00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:45,115 Guess we can get some nachos. 446 00:20:45,140 --> 00:20:46,279 You said they're for winners. 447 00:20:46,304 --> 00:20:48,178 Hell yeah. Let's go fill this thing up 448 00:20:48,203 --> 00:20:50,357 with some chips and cheese. 449 00:20:52,858 --> 00:20:58,186 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 31540

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