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ANNOUNCER: Drives down the lane.
Beautiful.Yeah.
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Yes! Oh!
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Let's go, Trojans!
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Close this game out, man.
Step on their throats!
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Uh... wow, Dad.
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You seem more excited
about this than I am,
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and I'm the one who went to USC.
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I'm the one who paid for it.
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Daddy, I had a full scholarship.
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Oh, yeah? Well, who paid for
your a cappella group uniform?
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Hey, check this out.
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Western Michigan pulled off
the upset in the other game.
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If we win, we'll play Dave's
team in the Sweet Sixteen.
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Oh-ho. Oh, Lord.
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I know you tell us to love thy neighbor,
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but just let us win this game
so I can crush Dave instead.
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Calvin, for the last time, stop
asking for God to crush people.
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Three, two, one, yeah![BUZZER SOUNDS]
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- Oh!
- [ALL CHEERING]
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DAVE: Whoo!
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Whoo!
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What the hell is that?
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DAVE: Whoo!
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Whoo!
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Whoo! Whoo!
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Whoo! Fight, Broncos, fight!
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Fight with all your might!
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Western, win this game!
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Okay, Marty, go ahead. Hit
him with the USC fight song.
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[EXHALES] Okay... I don't know it.
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Then what did you sing in
that corny a cappella group?
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Oh, it was mostly ballads.
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A few up-tempo chart-toppers.
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You want me to hit him with some Adele?
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How about something from Pitch Perfect?
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Five, six, seven, eight...
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Hey, guys. Sorry.
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Couldn't see you behind my giant flag.
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Congrats on the big win, Dave.
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Yeah, and condolences in
advance on us crushing you.
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I don't know, Pop.
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Western Michigan has been
this year's Cinderella story.
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Ooh, that's right. And just
you watch, Calvin. My foot...
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is gonna fit perfectly
in that glass slipper.
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Whoo!
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You know, I love when Dave comes around.
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'Cause he makes me feel so manly.
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Really? Five, six, seven, eight?
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
Resynced by seppuku17
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Hey, babe, where are the boys?
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Oh, they're at the gym.
They'll be back soon.
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- Oh, great.
- Really?
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You're usually happy when
they're leaving the house.
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Well, usually, I don't have
tickets for us to see USC
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play in the Sweet Sixteen.
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- Oh.
- I even got one for Dave.
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Aw... that's so nice.
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Yeah, I want to see the look on his face
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when we stomp his dreams.
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Well, how did you get the tickets?
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I thought you said the
game was sold out?
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Oh, it is.
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But since it was in town, you know,
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I pulled a few strings,
called the right people,
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used my connections...
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You bought them off
Craigslist, didn't you?
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Yes.
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And they're pretty good,
too, babe, look at them.
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Let me see.
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Upper level, row double X.
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Isn't that the nosebleed section?
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Some people call it that.
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I prefer the term "top view."
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Plus, after the game, by the time you
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climb down all those stairs,
there's no more traffic.
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Well, that's very generous of you, baby.
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Well, you know, every
now and then I like
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to remind people who's "the man."
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Well, baby, you don't have to remind me
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who the man is, 'cause I...
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- [DOOR CLOSES]
- Ooh, that's them.
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Hey, boys. Have a seat.
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- I got some unbelievable news.
- [KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Hang on a second, Pop.
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CALVIN: Hey. Hey, guys.
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Hey, perfect timing. Now I can
tell all three of you guys...
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I got us all tickets to the game! Whoo!
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- What?
- Shut up!
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Well, hold on. I got us all...
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Third row!
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Third row?
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Dave, these tickets are
expensive as hell.
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No. They're weren't. I got connections.
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I got them for free.
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Dave, you are the man!
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Yeah, I wouldn't say theman;
I mean, he's barely aman.
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Are you kidding me?
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These seats are
practically on the floor.
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But think about all the
traffic when you're leaving.
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[CHUCKLES] Wait, why are
there five tickets?
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Well, 'cause my best friend from
Kalamazoo is coming with us.
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Wait, so we're actually
gonna meet someone
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from your infamous 'Zoo Crew?
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'Zoo Crew!
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[CHUCKLES] Right, so who are we meeting?
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Well, since two out of three
of them are named Logan,
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I'm-a go with that.
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Yep, Logan #2. The Deuce.
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And if you think I'm
cool, this guy is gonna
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knock your socks off.
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[CHUCKLES] I'm pretty
sure my socks are safe.
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Hey, Pop, is Dave back from the
airport yet with the Deuce?
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[CHUCKLES]
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You kidding me?
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Knowing Dave, they're probably
still hugging at baggage claim.
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Why are you hating on Dave?
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Yeah, man, he gave us
free tickets to the game.
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Trust me, son. Nothing in life is free.
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Everything comes with a catch.
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And this catch's name is Logan #2.
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Come on, you don't even know the guy.
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- Oh, I know him, all right.
- How?
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Because I know Dave.
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And dorks of a feather flock together.
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So before y'all go around
calling him "the man,"
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just remember that his
best friend is not even
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his main Logan.
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It's his side Logan.
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Oh, good. You guys are out here.
I want you to meet Logan #2.
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Anybody got a broken computer?
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Because here comes the Geek Squad.
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Whoa, is it me, or is Logan
#2, like, a solid eight?
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Whatever. I don't see it.
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Guys, Logan #2.
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Logan #2, Malcolm, Marty, Calvin.
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Man, you guys look just
like I pictured you.
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Probably 'cause Dave sends
me a lot of pictures of you.
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[CHUCKLES] Yeah, our picture
of you was a little, uh...
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- blurry.
- Huh.
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Yeah, my dad thought you
worked for the Geek Squad.
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[SCOFFS] I wish I was that smart.
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I'm just a SWAT team captain.
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Okay, I see it a little bit.
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Wow!
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Dave, these seats are incredible!
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Aren't they, Dad?
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Yeah, if you like
sitting with the enemy.
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I kind of prefer being up higher.
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That way, you can see all the action.
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Down here, I'm gonna get whiplash.
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[ALL BOOING]
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Okay, uh,
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so we booing now?
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We booing? All right, well, bring it.
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I can boo with the best of them.
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Boo! Boo!
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Hey, man, come on. Show
some school spirit.
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Stand up and boo with your father.
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We don't know you, mister.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, Broncos!
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Whoa!
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We're Western Michigan, okay?
We're better than this.
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Let's not forget who won the NCAA award
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for sportsmanship last year.
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That's right. It was us.
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Now let's just be glad
we're all here together.
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DAVE: Exactly.
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So let's show these
guys our Bronco spirit
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and turn those "boos" into "whoos."
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Whoo! ALL: Whoo!
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What the hell is going on?
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We're "whooing," Dad. It's fun!
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- Whoo!
- DAVE: Whoo!
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Aw, thanks for having me over
while the guys are at the game.
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I felt so left out that
they didn't invite me.
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- Really?
- Ha! No.
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[LAUGHS]
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Thank God. Me, too.
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Wait. Grover, why did you put
an iPad on your vision board?
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You already have one.
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I know. But I wish I was playing
with that instead of doing this.
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Come on, Grover.
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These are a great way to
visualize your goals.
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Yeah. Like, here I have a sailboat
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because I'd like to travel.
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And here's someone doing
yoga, because I'd like
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to feel more inner peace.
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What's the eagle for?
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Oh, I've just always wanted a pet eagle.
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Okay, let's see what's on your board.
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- All right. Um...
- Ooh, musical notes?
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Yeah, you know, back in the
day, I used to sing a little.
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- [GASPS]
- I kind of miss it.
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Wh-Where? Like in church?
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No. No, in a girl group.
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In fact, the church kicked us
out when they heard our name...
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Femme Nasty.
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Femme Nasty?
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That's just how Pastor Floyd
said it when he found out.
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Can I find any of your songs online?
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No. We just did a demo.
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- After that, we broke up.
- Oh, how come?
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Well, none of us could agree
that I was the most talented.
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[LAUGHS]
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I have to hear these songs.
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No. It was so long ago.
I'd be embarrassed.
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Okay, if you don't feel comfortable...
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Okay, fine. I'll go get it!
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Stop being so pushy!
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- Oh, steal!
- Here we go!
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- Fast break!
- Alley-oop!
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- Rejected!
- Oh!
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Get that junk out of here!
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Uh-oh, must be midnight,
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because Cinderella just
turned back into a pumpkin!
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MARTY: Dave,
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I can't get over these seats, man.
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What kind of connections do you have?
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- Well, he didn't tell you?
- Oh, let me guess.
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You were a cheerleader?
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Ah, so he did tell you.
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Wait. Seriously?
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Before you start, just know
male cheerleaders happen
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to be the backbone of the
collegiate spirit community.
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[LAUGHING]: Okay.
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I don't even care if we lose this game.
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This has become the best day of my life.
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[LAUGHING]
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All right, laugh all you want, Calvin,
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but Dave was a hell of an athlete.
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You should have seen how
high they used to throw him.
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[CACKLES]
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And you two thought Dave was the man.
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[HORN BLOWS]
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FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,
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during this timeout, we
would like to recognize
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the men and women who
have served our country.
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Will all service members please rise?
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Hey, bad time for a
bathroom break, Dave.
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They're gonna think you're a veteran.
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[LAUGHS]
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[CHANTING]: Sit. Sit down.
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Sit your ass down.
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Sit...
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Whoa, whoa. What are you talking about?
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Dave isa veteran.
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What?
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Yeah, he was in the National Guard.
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He did a tour in Iraq.
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[HORN BLOWS]
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[LAUGHS] Oh!
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00:10:34,310 --> 00:10:36,040
[CHANTING]: Dad... was wrong.
255
00:10:36,060 --> 00:10:38,120
Dad was so wrong. I said,
256
00:10:38,140 --> 00:10:41,230
D-A-D-D-Y. You don't
really know that guy.
257
00:10:41,260 --> 00:10:43,300
[LAUGHS]
258
00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:46,750
Everybody!
259
00:10:49,810 --> 00:10:51,900
Hey, Dave, Dave, I cannot believe
260
00:10:51,930 --> 00:10:54,060
you were in the military, man.
What did you do there?
261
00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:55,440
Ah, you know, it was no big deal.
262
00:10:55,460 --> 00:10:57,960
I was a liaison between
troops and Iraqi civilians.
263
00:10:57,990 --> 00:11:00,310
Kind of like a war zone
conflict negotiator.
264
00:11:00,810 --> 00:11:02,930
No big deal? Dave, show them the video
265
00:11:02,950 --> 00:11:05,690
of you and all the warlords
singing "We Are the World."
266
00:11:06,490 --> 00:11:07,980
Hey, you were right, Dad.
267
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,860
Turns out Dave isn't "the man."
He's more like Captain America.
268
00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:13,220
Hey, Dave, Dave, Dave,
269
00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:14,860
so-so what was it like
for you coming home?
270
00:11:15,090 --> 00:11:16,310
You know, it was mostly okay.
271
00:11:16,340 --> 00:11:18,120
Some parts were a little rough.
272
00:11:18,370 --> 00:11:19,850
I'll tell you what was rough.
273
00:11:19,870 --> 00:11:21,530
Trying to get women to
pay attention to you
274
00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:23,100
when this guy was around.
275
00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:26,340
Wait, what? Dave was a ladies' man?
276
00:11:26,490 --> 00:11:29,100
Dude, if Logan is an eight,
that means Dave is a ten.
277
00:11:29,130 --> 00:11:30,110
- Solid ten.
- Solid.
278
00:11:30,140 --> 00:11:34,400
Would you two stop rating
guys on how sexy they are?
279
00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:39,860
Wow, Dad, uh, you seem kind of upset.
280
00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:42,680
Yeah, I think it's 'cause Dave
is threatening his masculinity.
281
00:11:42,710 --> 00:11:45,890
[FORCED LAUGH] Very funny,
coming from a couple of fives.
282
00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:48,690
[GASPS] Fives?
283
00:11:48,780 --> 00:11:50,510
Yeah, I know how to play this game, too.
284
00:11:50,530 --> 00:11:52,360
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
285
00:11:53,750 --> 00:11:56,360
All right, not a good time, horse.
286
00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:01,670
I said leave me alone.
287
00:12:01,700 --> 00:12:04,100
Ooh, Calvin, Buster's
got his sights on you.
288
00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:07,240
Yeah, Calvin, you're buckin'
with the wrong Bronco.
289
00:12:07,930 --> 00:12:10,170
Well, he's buckin'
with the wrong Butler.
290
00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:12,310
What's up, man? Oh.
291
00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:14,130
Oh-ho!
292
00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:16,420
Oh, you want a piece of
me, old punk-ass Mr. Ed?
293
00:12:16,450 --> 00:12:18,360
Whoa, whoa. Dad, Dad.
294
00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:20,840
Ha!
295
00:12:20,860 --> 00:12:24,020
Yeah, that's what I thought!
296
00:12:24,540 --> 00:12:26,740
Who the man now, huh?
297
00:12:26,930 --> 00:12:29,480
Well, I mean, unless there's
a warlord in that costume,
298
00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:30,940
I'm sticking with Dave.
299
00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:34,390
You just became a four.
300
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,230
[GASPS]
301
00:12:37,310 --> 00:12:39,080
Hey, hey!
302
00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:41,710
Sorry, it took me a while
to find a boom box
303
00:12:41,740 --> 00:12:43,350
that would play the tape.
304
00:12:43,370 --> 00:12:44,980
What's a boom box?
305
00:12:45,900 --> 00:12:49,310
Oh, well, it's what we
used to listen to music on
306
00:12:49,340 --> 00:12:51,010
before there were CD players.
307
00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:52,810
What's a CD player?
308
00:12:53,570 --> 00:12:56,520
Well, Grover, you need to get
yourself an encyclopedia.
309
00:12:56,550 --> 00:12:57,640
What's an encyclopedia?
310
00:12:57,670 --> 00:12:59,270
Boy, just google it!
311
00:13:01,590 --> 00:13:04,720
"Femme Nasty... 'You Think You Slick.'"
312
00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:07,580
Oh, my God, look at how sexy you are.
313
00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:10,140
Yeah. Pastor Floyd thought so, too.
314
00:13:10,170 --> 00:13:11,690
After he kicked me out
of the congregation,
315
00:13:11,710 --> 00:13:14,410
- he offered to buy me a condo.
- [LAUGHS]
316
00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,660
Okay, so...
317
00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:20,660
I'm a little rusty, but
let's try this out.
318
00:13:20,690 --> 00:13:21,940
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
319
00:13:22,980 --> 00:13:25,280
[UP-TEMPO INTRO PLAYING]
320
00:13:25,310 --> 00:13:27,190
♪
321
00:13:27,210 --> 00:13:29,310
[SINGING ALONG]: ♪ You
think you slick? ♪
322
00:13:29,340 --> 00:13:32,610
♪ I know your game ♪
323
00:13:32,630 --> 00:13:33,850
♪ You think you slick? ♪
324
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:36,880
♪ I know her name ♪
325
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,540
♪ You think you slick? ♪
326
00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:41,440
♪ You should be ashamed ♪
327
00:13:41,460 --> 00:13:43,770
♪ You think you slick? ♪
328
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:46,690
♪ It's all the same, baby. ♪
329
00:13:46,710 --> 00:13:47,880
Oh!
330
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,690
[MUSIC STOPS]
331
00:13:50,140 --> 00:13:52,230
Oh, my God!
332
00:13:52,260 --> 00:13:55,440
Oh, my God, that was so cool.
333
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,520
You have to start singing again.
334
00:13:57,540 --> 00:13:59,240
Oh, you know, maybe you're right.
335
00:13:59,430 --> 00:14:01,110
You should do it with her, Mom.
336
00:14:01,130 --> 00:14:02,440
You love to sing.
337
00:14:02,620 --> 00:14:05,810
Yeah, but that was in a choral group.
338
00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:08,310
Oh, come on, Gemma, singing is singing.
339
00:14:08,370 --> 00:14:09,980
Just-just give it a shot.
340
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,920
- Okay.
- All right, here we go.
341
00:14:12,270 --> 00:14:14,280
♪
342
00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:18,430
[OPERATIC FALSETTO]: ♪
You think you slick? ♪
343
00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:21,570
♪ I know your game ♪
344
00:14:21,590 --> 00:14:23,030
♪ You think you slick? ♪
345
00:14:23,060 --> 00:14:25,840
♪ I know her name ♪
346
00:14:25,860 --> 00:14:28,930
- ♪ You think you slick? ♪
- [MUSIC STOPS]
347
00:14:32,650 --> 00:14:35,060
Maybe we should work on
getting you that eagle.
348
00:14:39,940 --> 00:14:42,590
- Yes!
- [ALL CHEERING]
349
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:44,070
All right, Dave, we're on an 8-0 run.
350
00:14:44,090 --> 00:14:45,310
We got to keep up the momentum.
351
00:14:45,330 --> 00:14:46,560
All right, I got this, I got this.
352
00:14:46,590 --> 00:14:48,050
All right, Broncos, here we go!
353
00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:49,780
- Give me a "B.
- "ALL: B!
354
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,760
BOTH: You got your
"B," you got your "B."
355
00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:53,540
- Give me an "R.
- "ALL: R!
356
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,530
BOTH: You got your
"R," you got your "R."
357
00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:57,340
- Give me an "O.
- "ALL: O!
358
00:14:57,370 --> 00:14:58,950
You got your "O," you got your "O."
359
00:14:58,970 --> 00:15:02,010
What the hell are you doing?
You two sit your asses down.
360
00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:04,080
[HORN BLOWS]
361
00:15:04,140 --> 00:15:05,860
Dude, T-shirt cannon!
362
00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:07,480
Ooh, Buster!
363
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:09,380
Buster! Buster, over here!
364
00:15:09,410 --> 00:15:10,730
Here we go, right here.
365
00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:12,860
Buster... oh...
366
00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:17,580
You know what, Buster? I'm
about to bust your ass.
367
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,540
Pop, Pop. Dad, no, no, Dad, Dad...
368
00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:20,870
Calvin. [GRUNTS]
369
00:15:20,890 --> 00:15:22,090
- Aah![
- THUDS]
370
00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:24,020
[CROWD GROANS]
371
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:26,930
What happened to the rest of the group?
372
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,610
I don't know, we just
kind of lost touch.
373
00:15:28,630 --> 00:15:30,980
The last I heard, Janice
moved to Nebraska,
374
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,440
and Nicki married Pastor Floyd.
375
00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:37,450
Well, you don't need them.
You're amazing.
376
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:38,990
You could totally go solo.
377
00:15:39,020 --> 00:15:40,190
Oh, I don't know.
378
00:15:40,220 --> 00:15:41,440
You know, there's nothing sadder
379
00:15:41,460 --> 00:15:42,640
than somebody past their prime
380
00:15:42,670 --> 00:15:44,970
trying to relive their glory days.
381
00:15:45,060 --> 00:15:48,270
There is nothing about you
that is past your prime.
382
00:15:48,290 --> 00:15:50,940
Aw. I just don't want to do anything
383
00:15:50,970 --> 00:15:52,880
that would embarrass my family.
384
00:15:53,090 --> 00:15:54,440
Look.
385
00:15:54,460 --> 00:15:56,980
Dad and Mr. Calvin are on TV.
386
00:16:02,950 --> 00:16:06,660
- You get back.
- [SHOUTS]
387
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,270
Oh, I'm definitely gonna
start singing again.
388
00:16:10,950 --> 00:16:13,430
[CROWD ROARS]
389
00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:17,930
Listen to that.
390
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:21,730
There's a great game going on,
and we're locked in here.
391
00:16:22,010 --> 00:16:24,090
Nobody asked you to help me, Dave.
392
00:16:24,330 --> 00:16:25,900
I know how to fight a horse.
393
00:16:27,430 --> 00:16:29,380
Calvin, I wasn't helping you.
394
00:16:29,410 --> 00:16:33,020
You grabbed my ankles and
were swinging me around.
395
00:16:33,890 --> 00:16:35,540
Well, you seemed fine with it.
396
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:37,600
When you landed, you
jumped up and clapped.
397
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,690
That was muscle memory.
398
00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:44,440
What is your problem, Calvin?
399
00:16:44,650 --> 00:16:47,130
You have been angry with me all day.
400
00:16:47,150 --> 00:16:49,810
You know what, I'll tell
you what my problem is.
401
00:16:50,060 --> 00:16:52,190
I don't know who the hell you are.
402
00:16:52,730 --> 00:16:54,440
What is that supposed to mean?
403
00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:57,260
You move in, and you're
this corny doofus
404
00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:59,020
that won't leave me alone.
405
00:16:59,370 --> 00:17:02,770
Then, out of nowhere,
suddenly you're the man.
406
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,700
Calvin, what are you talking about?
407
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:08,250
I mean, you got us these
amazing free tickets.
408
00:17:08,270 --> 00:17:10,910
Your best friend is a SWAT superhero.
409
00:17:10,950 --> 00:17:14,430
And to top it all off,
you're a war veteran.
410
00:17:15,050 --> 00:17:17,700
I mean, the only thing about this day
411
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:20,520
that makes sense is that
you were a cheerleader.
412
00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:25,670
So you're blaming me
because you didn't know me
413
00:17:25,690 --> 00:17:27,700
- as well as you thought?
- Yes.
414
00:17:27,850 --> 00:17:29,450
How is that my fault?
415
00:17:29,470 --> 00:17:30,560
Because those are the kind of things
416
00:17:30,590 --> 00:17:32,270
that you're supposed to tell a friend.
417
00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:33,820
Calvin...
418
00:17:42,490 --> 00:17:43,970
Did you just call me a friend?
419
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,430
No.
420
00:17:45,450 --> 00:17:47,720
I mean, I don't know. I mean...
421
00:17:47,780 --> 00:17:51,100
prison does crazy things to a man.
422
00:17:53,390 --> 00:17:55,150
You did. You just called me a friend.
423
00:17:55,170 --> 00:17:57,360
And that's the first time
you've called me the F-word.
424
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:01,360
Trust me, Dave, not even close.
425
00:18:02,380 --> 00:18:04,960
Okay, look, to be honest...
426
00:18:05,390 --> 00:18:07,970
I never mentioned being
a veteran because...
427
00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:10,280
I-I figured you wouldn't care.
428
00:18:10,310 --> 00:18:11,970
What would give you that idea?
429
00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:14,190
Because every other time I've
tried to tell you something,
430
00:18:14,210 --> 00:18:16,690
you've said, "I don't care."
431
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:20,390
Well, that's because usually
it's something ridiculous,
432
00:18:20,410 --> 00:18:24,400
like male sea horses and
how they carry the babies.
433
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:27,650
But this is about you being in a war.
434
00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:30,650
I mean, it's a big deal.
435
00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:34,670
Okay. Well, I'm-I'm sorry.
436
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,400
It's not always the easiest
thing to talk about.
437
00:18:38,580 --> 00:18:40,400
I get that.
438
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:42,390
But, just so you know,
439
00:18:42,410 --> 00:18:45,150
if ever you want to talk about anything,
440
00:18:45,210 --> 00:18:47,040
I'm here.
441
00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:50,650
Thank you. That means a lot.
442
00:18:50,870 --> 00:18:52,920
And, and just so you know,
443
00:18:53,190 --> 00:18:55,900
if you ever want to talk about anything,
444
00:18:56,350 --> 00:18:57,900
I'm all yours.
445
00:18:58,210 --> 00:19:02,180
Okay, you know, uh, here's one thing.
446
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:06,650
Never tell your cellmate
"I'm all yours."
447
00:19:10,870 --> 00:19:13,640
- Ah, man, it was so good to see you.
- Bring it in, big guy.
448
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,730
Dude, I can't believe I'm saying this,
449
00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:17,990
but I think I want to be
a part of the 'Zoo Crew.
450
00:19:18,610 --> 00:19:20,890
I guarantee I'd be the only Malcolm.
451
00:19:21,380 --> 00:19:23,880
And, Calvin, thank you for looking out
452
00:19:24,270 --> 00:19:26,550
for my friend out here.
Aw, well, you know,
453
00:19:26,570 --> 00:19:28,090
Dave's my guy.
454
00:19:28,110 --> 00:19:30,450
We did time together.
455
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,700
Hey, who's that?
456
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:44,410
["STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON"
BY N.W.A PLAYING]
457
00:20:02,290 --> 00:20:08,200
[DISTORTED]: Calvin...!
458
00:20:08,950 --> 00:20:10,620
[THUMP]
459
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:13,320
[DISTORTED]: No...!
460
00:20:22,690 --> 00:20:27,860
No...!
461
00:20:28,970 --> 00:20:30,490
- [DAVE'S YELL FADING]
- Huh? No.
462
00:20:30,510 --> 00:20:32,070
No!
463
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:37,330
Hey, Pop. We're gonna say
good-bye to Logan #2.
464
00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:39,700
Yeah, I'm gonna get him to sign
my shirt. You want to come?
465
00:20:40,010 --> 00:20:41,820
Nah, I'm good.
466
00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:50,580
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