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Oh dearie me! l am losing again
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- Good evening all - Hello Sid
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- How you doing? - What?
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- How you doing?
- Very much! l'll have a pint
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l said ''how you doing'' not
''what you having?''
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- What? - Never mind! Come on
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Hello curly! What can l get you?
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- How about excited?
- Congratulations
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You are the five hundredth
person to say that tonight
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You win our star award, a beer mat
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- Thanks! A pint for Sid! - Thelma Ritter
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Thelma Ritter, eh? l'm Giovanni Cupello
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That is not her name! Thelma
Ritter's a pint of bitter!
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- Cockney rhyming slang
- Sure l remember
That is not her name! Thelma
Ritter's a pint of bitter!
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- Cockney rhyming slang
- Sure l remember
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42 pence!
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And a packet of assaulted
peasnuts please!
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- Cheers - Thanks a lot
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- How is the Las Vegas kid doing, eh?
- Terrible
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- You never win nothing on this
machine - l tell you! lt's fixed
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Oh no, lady behind bar is telling me
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lt is nearly time for somebody to
be winning the Jack in the pot
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l try again!
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But this time l am not looking!
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See l tell you, you not win nothing
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Yes but l am getting three bars! Look!
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lf l'm holding them,
next time l will be winning
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You've already spent one pound
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Yes but if l am getting another
bar, l will be collecting five pounds
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Oh dearie me! l am not
having any more ten p's
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Could you be changing this please?
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Sorry Ali, l spent all my change
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- Max - l got any ten p's
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l'll be losing the jack in the pot
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Ah professori!
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- Good evening - Good evening
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- You want a Thelma Ritter? - Pardon?
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- Thelma Ritter, bitter - You've
been talking to Sid the caretaker
- You want a Thelma Ritter? - Pardon?
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- Thelma Ritter, bitter - You've
been talking to Sid the caretaker
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Sure, he's teaching me more of
his cockeyned slanging rhyme
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- Cockney - Excuse me
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- Max! - Yes Mr. Brown
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lt's your point of interest! You
have to remember what a cockney is
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Sure, lt's someone who was
born near the sound of Bows Balls
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- Bells - Hockay
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- You want a drink? - No thanks
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- l just called for some cigarettes
- Excuse me please Mr. Brown
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Would you be having any changes for
a pound to be putting in machine?
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- You're wasting your money
Ali - No l'm sure to be winning
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- l'm holding three bars - lt's
your money! Let's have a look
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- Good evening everybodies
- Good evening Ranjeet
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Excuse me!
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- What are you doing you damn fool?
- l'm having a go on this machine
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l'm winning the Jackpot
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That is my winnings
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How can it being your winnings?
l am putting the money, 10 p. ln
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Here's your ten p. Back
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- Take your dirty hands off my money
- lt is my money you bearded bandit
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Quiet the pair of you! Why
don't you share the money?
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lt's a good idea! There's five of us
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That's one pound each
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l mean between Ali and
Ranjeet! Then you've both won
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- You are as wise as a Holy Guru
- Thank you
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Actually, it's time you all
go back to school
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lt's your exams tomorrow! You should
be taking every opportunity to study
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- l know - Okay
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- We go - l go
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Come on Ali! You too
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- Waiter? - Pardon?
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A gin and tonic and a lager please
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l'm afraid you're making a mistake
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Don't be ridiculous! l know what l want
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A gin and tonic for me and a lager for
my husband! He's just parking the car
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No, you don't understand!
l'm a school teacher
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That's nothing to be ashamed of
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l think it's quite commendable
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That you should supplement your
income by working in a public house
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Look Madam, l am not
what you think l am
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And l am not interested in
your personal problems!
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l just want a gin and tonic and a lager
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- Yes... - Now
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A gin and tonic and a lager
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- Good evening Mr. Brown
- Hello Sid, how are you?
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l'll have a gold watch
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- Pardon? - A scotch
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l wasn't offering you a drink
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- You are? - Nevermind
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A scotch for Sid! 20 cigarettes for me
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And a gin and tonic and a
lager for that lady over there
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She thinks l am a waiter
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- What? - She thinks l'm a waiter
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- How long have we been doing it?
- What?
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- This waiting - l'm not! l'm not a waiter
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- You are? - Never mind
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One pound 60 please
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Well actually these drinks are for
that lady and gentleman over there
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- They've still got to be paid for
- Yes but...
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Never mind l'll pay for
them and they can pay me later
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How much is it for the
gin and tonic and the lager?
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- 72 - 72
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- Good health - Good health
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There you are! 72 p. Please
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- Didn't l see you take a drink of
my lager? - Yes, it was only a sip
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Oh yes l suppose you were tasting
it to make sure it was fit to drink
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lt was purely accidental
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l've a good mind to report
you to the brewery
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Frankly, l couldn't care
less what you do
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Your attitude is typical of
the working class mentality
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lt's people like you that are ruining the
country! You're nothing but a peasant
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And you sir are a bourgeois
snob! 72 p. Please
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l refuse to pay for a drink that
has been contaminated by your lips
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l see
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All right don't pay for it!
Have it on me!
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Here you go!
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Silence
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This is disgraceful! Ten minutes past
seven and Mr. Brown has not arrived
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But you are mistaken!
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- He is here, isn't he Anna? - Ja
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- That's right! He's always early
- Yes please
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Tonight, he was being so early that he
was here ten minutes before he arrived
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- He's just gone out
- Where has he gone out to?
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- Tea room - Toilet
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l beg your pardon!
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- Toilet - Tea room
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Would you like to try again?
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Vot they mean is, first he goest to
tea room, then he goes to toilet
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Yeah
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Hello Miss Courtney, sorry l'm late
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- But you're not - Really?
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According to your students, you
were here all the time
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- Oh yes well
- And where exactly were you?
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- We told you, he... - l'm asking Mr. Brown
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- Well? - Ah yes...
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What is going on?
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l don't know, but from
their sign language
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l think they're trying to say
l was having a cup of tea in the toilet
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Actually Miss Courtney, l'll tell you the
truth! l am late, and the reason is this!
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l'd just called to the pub
opposite for some cigarettes
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l was mistaken for a waiter, bought two
drinks for two people l'd never met before
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Was called a peasant and finished up by
pouring a glass of lager over a man's head
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You're an even bigger liar
than your students!
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l would have thought you'd have
made an effort to be early this evening
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After all, it's your last
chance to teach them something
l would have thought you'd have
made an effort to be early this evening
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After all, it's your last
chance to teach them something
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Before they take their exams tomorrow
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Yes, miss Courtney you're
quite right as usual
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Not that l think any of them have
the remotest chance of passing
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ln your places please
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- She thinks ve are stupid
- l think she may have a point
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- Por favore - Yes Juan
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What you think about this
exam? You think we pass?
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Do l think you'll pass? Juan,
for the past 13 weeks,
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you've all been coming here to study
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13 weeks of hard work,
diligence and application
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13 weeks of blood toil and sweat
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Slowly, little by little, you have improved
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When you sit down to take
your examination tomorrow
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l will have no doubts whether you'll pass
or not! You haven't a cat in hells chance!
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Quiet!
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Oh blimey, you are not
giving us any confidence
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Maybe some of you may
manage to scrape through
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But l shall be most
surprised if you all pass
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l shall pass to plove supeliolity
of lepubric of China
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Yes we'll see about that!
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ln the meantime, l want tonight to
talk about the exam and afterwards
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lf any of you have any questions about
any points you're not sure of
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They'll just ask and l'll
do my best to answer them
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- Excuse me please - Not yet Taro
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l want to talk about the exam first
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- Then you can ask a question - Ah so
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Now the first thing is
l shall not be taking you
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Excuse please Mr. Brown, where
will you not be taking us to?
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l mean l shan't be here
tomorrow when you take your exam
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Jelly good! We can be reading all
the answers from our books
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- There will be somebody here
- Oh dear
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l am thinking l am going
to be up a gummy tree
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ln any case, you're
not supposed to cheat
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lt's customary for another
teacher from another school
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To take an examination of this kind
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Excuse me please
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- Later Taro please - Ok
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When you take your examination, the lower
Cambridge certificate is not too difficult
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The exam is divided into 3 parts
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There will be an oral exam and a
written one! Then comes dictation
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ls that his name?
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ls that who's name?
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The man who is going to be taking us to
be doing the examination! Dick Tation
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Dictation is when a person reads something
out aloud and another person copy it down
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Like a short fingered typist
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- Short hand typist - Yes please
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Excuse me please
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You can ask your question in a moment Taro
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When you've completed your examination,
the papers are taken away to be marked
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And you will be notified
of the results by post
When you've completed your examination,
the papers are taken away to be marked
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And you will be notified
of the results by post
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So please make sure you write your
names clearly on your papers
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Christian name and surname
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- l cannot do that - Why not?
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l am not a Christian
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lf you want to be pedantic about it
Ranjeet, write your surname and forename
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l am not having four names also
lf you want to be pedantic about it
Ranjeet, write your surname and forename
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l am not having four names also
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The prefix fore in this case is spelt FORE
and means first for example ''forefinger''
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Uno momente! Four finger - one thumb
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- No not four fingers - Si, si
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One, two, three, four
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- This is my forefinger - No, it's only one
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l wonder if l should cancel tomorrow
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- Por favore? - Never mind
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Excuse please
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- Yes you can ask your question now Taro
- Requesto permission to visit toilet
Excuse please
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- Yes you can ask your question now Taro
- Requesto permission to visit toilet
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- Yes of course, sorry - Thank you
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Has anybody else got a question?
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Yes, after tomollow, will we see you again?
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That depends on so many things,
whether l'm engaged for another term
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Or whether any of you decide
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Whatever the results of your exam to
come back for a further course
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l will give you my address!
You can come and see me any time
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Quiet, quiet!
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Mr. Brown, can you spare
a moment please?
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Certainly, l suggest you all
study your verbs until l return
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As you know, another teacher will
be taking the exam tomorrow
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Yes
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The gentleman who used to be the principal
of this college will be supervising your class
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He's in my office now! l thought it
might be a good idea if you met him
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- l'd like to - Do try to make
a good impression
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lt does no harm if he's
favourably disposed towards you
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This is our English teacher Mr. Brown
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- lt's you - lt's a small world, isn't it?
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Silence please!
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Exam in progress
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Good evening Mr. Cupello! All
ready for your examination?
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Sure, everything's gonna be ''Oki talki''
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Bueno Serra everybody
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- Has anybody got a pen? - Yes
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- But prease lemember who it
berongs to - Sure l will
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What are you doing?
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l tell you! l just been studying my verbs!
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00:13:09,740 --> 00:13:12,570
So l'm gonna write them down on
my hand so l don't forget
241
00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:16,210
- Typical of western dishonesty
- l think it's a good idea
242
00:13:16,780 --> 00:13:19,210
You want to write verb
tenses on your hand too?
243
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:21,720
No, l'm ok on verbs but
not good on pronouns
244
00:13:22,140 --> 00:13:24,570
- So write pronouns - No need
245
00:13:24,700 --> 00:13:26,890
l already write them on handkerchief
246
00:13:28,820 --> 00:13:31,090
Smart!
247
00:13:31,580 --> 00:13:33,450
lt is wrong to cheat
248
00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:36,730
- Don't you agree Ali? -
Not at all, l am also cheating
249
00:13:37,420 --> 00:13:40,410
You have got something
written on your handkerchief?
250
00:13:40,540 --> 00:13:42,170
No, it is in my hat
251
00:13:44,380 --> 00:13:47,770
This is terrible! lf you are found
out, you will be disqualified
252
00:13:47,900 --> 00:13:50,200
Old japanese philosopher he say
253
00:13:51,820 --> 00:13:54,690
''Man who deals flom
bottomo, usually end up on top''
254
00:13:55,860 --> 00:14:00,770
- You as well?
- Taro not good on adverbs
255
00:14:01,180 --> 00:14:05,690
So have some written on chair seat
256
00:14:07,420 --> 00:14:10,330
Good evening everyone
257
00:14:10,460 --> 00:14:12,570
Nice to see you all are bright and early
258
00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:14,010
l expect you're feeling a bit nervous
259
00:14:14,380 --> 00:14:16,090
- l am not nervous - Good
260
00:14:16,780 --> 00:14:21,690
- l am putrified - Petrified
261
00:14:22,460 --> 00:14:23,680
Well do your best!
262
00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:26,490
l'm not supposed to be
here so l shall be in the pub
263
00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:28,410
- All right? - All right
264
00:14:28,540 --> 00:14:32,240
But if you all call in when you finish your
exam, l'll buy you all an end of term drink
265
00:14:33,860 --> 00:14:36,770
- Good luck Taro - Thank you
266
00:14:37,340 --> 00:14:39,720
You must be nervous! That's the first
time you haven't stood up and bowed
267
00:14:40,940 --> 00:14:43,290
- Good luck Juan - Muchas gracias
268
00:14:44,140 --> 00:14:47,330
- Good luck Giovanni - Thanks professori
269
00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:49,610
You're not too nervous to
shake hands, are you?
270
00:14:49,740 --> 00:14:53,050
- Si l am very nervous
- Nonsense, come on
271
00:14:53,180 --> 00:14:56,210
- That didn't hurt, did it? - Not a lot
272
00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:58,480
Ranjeet
273
00:14:58,860 --> 00:15:03,170
- That's funny, where did that ink come
from? - Maybe your pen has got a leak
274
00:15:03,780 --> 00:15:07,690
- Let me see your hand Giovanni
- There's nothing there professori
275
00:15:07,820 --> 00:15:10,730
- The other one
- There's nothing there either
276
00:15:11,340 --> 00:15:13,370
There's something there now, isn't it?
277
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:17,450
Oh no, my pen is got a leak as well
278
00:15:18,940 --> 00:15:22,560
And l suppose while it was leaking, it
just happened to write a few verbs down
279
00:15:22,940 --> 00:15:25,730
Sorry professori, my
verbs are a bit bad
280
00:15:25,860 --> 00:15:27,450
l suggest you clean all that off
281
00:15:27,580 --> 00:15:31,010
- l don't seem to have a handkerchief
myself - Max has got a hankerchief!
282
00:15:32,220 --> 00:15:37,370
- l got no handkerchief - What's
that sticking out of your top pocket?
283
00:15:38,140 --> 00:15:41,130
Oh that, lt's not a proper handkerchief
284
00:15:41,580 --> 00:15:43,210
Maybe Ali's got a proper handkerchief
285
00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:45,610
Let me see that handkerchief Max
286
00:15:49,180 --> 00:15:53,610
- l see, pronouns are your
weak point - lt's right
287
00:15:53,780 --> 00:15:55,000
l'll keep this
288
00:15:55,820 --> 00:15:58,170
How many other little
tricks have you been up to Ali?
289
00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:00,890
You're very quiet, are you
keeping something under your hat?
290
00:16:04,220 --> 00:16:07,410
Blimey, how are you guessing that?
291
00:16:09,740 --> 00:16:10,610
l didn't!
292
00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:14,850
While l'm thinking of it, Taro would
you like to stand up please?
293
00:16:18,780 --> 00:16:20,050
Very ingenious!
294
00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:27,650
- Now Juan, where's your little
crib hidden? - Por favore?
295
00:16:28,860 --> 00:16:32,250
Never mind por favore! l know it's
somewhere, it's written all over your face
296
00:16:32,380 --> 00:16:35,490
No, no write on my face
297
00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:38,410
This is no laughing matter
298
00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:42,080
- Come on Juan, where is it? - Under table
299
00:16:48,220 --> 00:16:51,840
- Ranjeet - A thousand apologies
300
00:16:56,660 --> 00:17:01,290
Danielle, Anna, Jamila, Su Lee?
301
00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:04,410
We no cheat! Plefer to pass
exam on own melits
302
00:17:04,540 --> 00:17:06,810
l'm grad... glad to hear it
303
00:17:08,140 --> 00:17:11,780
Some last minute coaching Brown?
304
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:11,840
- No, no l just came in to wish them luck
- They're going to need more than luck
Some last minute coaching Brown?
305
00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:15,210
- No, no l just came in to wish them luck
- They're going to need more than luck
306
00:17:15,340 --> 00:17:16,320
Goodbye Mr. Brown
307
00:17:16,460 --> 00:17:19,690
- Listen, l'm sorry about
yesterday - Goodbye Mr. Brown
308
00:17:19,820 --> 00:17:22,010
Goodbye! Good luck
309
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:28,650
Now l want absolute silence during
this examination, understand?
310
00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:31,130
- Same again! - Don't you
think you've had enough?
311
00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:33,690
How can l have had enough?
l'm still standing
312
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:37,210
- You've been to the loo once
- That doen't mean anything
313
00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:42,690
You're making it up
314
00:17:45,180 --> 00:17:47,290
- Hello Sid - Same again, thank you
315
00:17:48,660 --> 00:17:50,810
Half a bitter please Mavis and
whatever Sid's drinking
316
00:17:51,260 --> 00:17:53,640
- Sid tells me you're not
married - That's right l'm not
317
00:17:53,780 --> 00:17:56,770
- l'm not married as well
- Congratulations
318
00:17:57,580 --> 00:18:00,090
- l haven't even got a boyfriend - Really?
319
00:18:00,860 --> 00:18:04,010
- How about you?
- l haven't got a boyfriend either
320
00:18:04,940 --> 00:18:06,330
Not a regular one anyway!
321
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:09,290
Look, have a drink on me
alright? These are for you
322
00:18:10,820 --> 00:18:15,290
- There you go Sid! There's your pre-exam
- Pre cheer! You learned it, aint you?
323
00:18:15,420 --> 00:18:16,640
- Yeah - Good old chap
324
00:18:16,780 --> 00:18:19,050
- How's your Lil? - She's still living
325
00:18:21,140 --> 00:18:22,820
- You don't mean that - Yeah
326
00:18:22,820 --> 00:18:22,890
You know when l was courting her, l used
to worship the ground she walked on
- You don't mean that - Yeah
327
00:18:22,890 --> 00:18:26,890
You know when l was courting her, l used
to worship the ground she walked on
328
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:29,900
Now l worship the ground
that is coming to her
329
00:18:31,340 --> 00:18:34,770
- That's not a very nice thing to
say - No, but it's more sincere
330
00:18:35,260 --> 00:18:38,770
- You take my tip son, stay single
- l haven't much choice at the moment
331
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:40,250
l can't afford to get married!
332
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:42,760
- Still l've got Josephine
- Who's Josephine?
333
00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:46,290
- ls that your bit of
crumpets? - No my siamese cat
334
00:18:47,820 --> 00:18:53,370
- My students will be all hard at it
now - Yeah, there's a lot of it about
335
00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:57,290
l was talking about their exam
336
00:18:57,420 --> 00:19:02,280
- l shall miss them next term
- Cheer up son
337
00:19:02,420 --> 00:19:04,720
- What you want is another
drink - Yeah, good idea!
338
00:19:04,860 --> 00:19:06,810
Yeah, this time l'll have a pint
339
00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:23,810
A penny for them!
340
00:19:24,260 --> 00:19:26,720
l was just wondering how my students
were getting on with their exams
341
00:19:27,140 --> 00:19:29,130
- l expect they'll be all right - l hope so
342
00:19:29,260 --> 00:19:32,820
l won't know what to do with myself now
that the term's over in the evenings
343
00:19:32,820 --> 00:19:32,880
lt must get a bit lonely
for you living on your own
l won't know what to do with myself now
that the term's over in the evenings
344
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,650
lt must get a bit lonely
for you living on your own
345
00:19:35,780 --> 00:19:37,490
l don't live on my own
exactly! l've got Josephine
346
00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:42,490
Yeah she's marvellous! l don't
know what to do without her
347
00:19:42,620 --> 00:19:45,890
She's very affectionate! Every morning she
wakes me up by nibbling in my ear
348
00:19:46,140 --> 00:19:47,530
That must be nice for you
349
00:19:47,660 --> 00:19:50,410
- l didn't allow her in the
bedroom at first - No?
350
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:56,010
lt wasn't as clean as she might be
351
00:19:57,260 --> 00:19:58,730
She used to sleep in the bathroom
352
00:19:59,660 --> 00:20:03,770
- That sounds a bit uncomfortable
- No, she was quite happy on the floor
353
00:20:04,380 --> 00:20:06,490
She must think a lot of
you to put up with that
354
00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:09,210
She does! Every evening when i
come back home, she runs up to me
355
00:20:09,340 --> 00:20:11,640
And rubs up all against my leg
356
00:20:12,260 --> 00:20:13,570
How erotic!
357
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:19,370
- She's Siamese
- Oh well that explains it
358
00:20:19,820 --> 00:20:23,650
The trouble is like most Siamese she's
inclined to be a bit oversexed
359
00:20:23,780 --> 00:20:27,050
- She sounds it - l'm
thinking of having her doctored
360
00:20:28,540 --> 00:20:30,820
And l thought you were
such a nice fellow
361
00:20:30,820 --> 00:20:30,890
- Pardon? - Nevermind
And l thought you were
such a nice fellow
362
00:20:30,890 --> 00:20:32,330
- Pardon? - Nevermind
363
00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:34,330
- Where is Sid? - He's gone
back to the school
364
00:20:34,460 --> 00:20:36,250
That is if he can find his way back
365
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:42,490
- Sid - Yes Miss Courtney
366
00:20:43,140 --> 00:20:45,730
- You reek of drink
- l beg your pardon?
367
00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:48,410
- Drink - lf you insist
368
00:20:49,260 --> 00:20:53,690
- l'll have a drop of your sherry
- You had more than enough already
369
00:20:58,220 --> 00:21:00,410
- Have you finished? - Yes please
370
00:21:00,540 --> 00:21:03,370
- How'd you do?
- l'm very well! How do you do?
371
00:21:04,260 --> 00:21:07,370
l mean how did you get on
with your exams?
372
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:10,250
We hope we have not let
Mr. Brown down
373
00:21:11,780 --> 00:21:12,840
Miss Courtney!
374
00:21:13,180 --> 00:21:16,210
- Would you care for a sherry
before you go? - l'd be delighted
375
00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:19,040
Do sit down!
376
00:21:20,260 --> 00:21:24,850
lt takes me back... Here in the old office
377
00:21:25,540 --> 00:21:27,890
l expect you miss the hurly
burly of the school life
378
00:21:28,140 --> 00:21:30,700
Yes l sleep nights now
379
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:33,770
- There we are - Thank you
380
00:21:34,220 --> 00:21:37,760
You know Miss Courtney,
l didn't know you indulged
381
00:21:37,900 --> 00:21:40,130
l don't really, just an occasional sherry
382
00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:44,770
Ready for another?
383
00:21:46,860 --> 00:21:49,690
- Everyone got a drink? - Yeah
384
00:21:49,860 --> 00:21:52,730
l just would like to say
l wish you all every success
385
00:21:52,860 --> 00:21:55,610
lt's been great teaching
you and l shall miss you
386
00:21:56,700 --> 00:21:59,290
You have been giving
us much wisdom
387
00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:02,210
l am so sad
388
00:22:04,620 --> 00:22:07,890
- You are a vonderful teacher - Si, si
389
00:22:08,140 --> 00:22:11,130
- We never forget our
English teacher - Yes
390
00:22:14,460 --> 00:22:17,370
You are the nicest impe
lionist l have met
391
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:21,130
Professori, lt's been a real pleasure
392
00:22:22,700 --> 00:22:25,810
Si, it won't be the same next time
393
00:22:26,300 --> 00:22:28,210
We owe you big debto
394
00:22:28,940 --> 00:22:30,570
Well cheers!
395
00:22:30,700 --> 00:22:32,450
- Cheers - Good health
396
00:22:35,180 --> 00:22:39,780
- l really must be going! l'm meeting my wife
- Just one moment before you go Mr Short
397
00:22:39,780 --> 00:22:39,850
How do you think the foreign
students got on with their exams?
- l really must be going! l'm meeting my wife
- Just one moment before you go Mr Short
398
00:22:39,850 --> 00:22:42,730
How do you think the foreign
students got on with their exams?
399
00:22:42,860 --> 00:22:43,840
Terrible!
400
00:22:44,140 --> 00:22:45,690
How do you think you got
on with your exams?
401
00:22:45,820 --> 00:22:47,130
Fantastic!
402
00:22:47,820 --> 00:22:49,730
The answer to the
question: ''What is a sentence?''
403
00:22:49,860 --> 00:22:52,160
The chappie in the turban answered
404
00:22:52,300 --> 00:22:55,170
''A sentence is what you
get when you are sent to prison''
405
00:22:56,940 --> 00:23:00,170
The questions were being
very easy to answer
406
00:23:00,620 --> 00:23:03,780
To the question: ''What is the
past participle of l write?''
407
00:23:03,780 --> 00:23:03,850
The Spanish fellow answered,
''l have wrotten''
To the question: ''What is the
past participle of l write?''
408
00:23:03,850 --> 00:23:07,850
The Spanish fellow answered,
''l have wrotten''
409
00:23:09,260 --> 00:23:12,290
l answer everyting OK
410
00:23:12,820 --> 00:23:16,210
The chinese lady was
writing backwards
411
00:23:16,900 --> 00:23:20,570
Of course, l don't know how
they answered the other questions
412
00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:25,770
But if what l saw is anything to go by, then l
shall be very surprised if any of them pass
413
00:23:25,900 --> 00:23:28,170
Goodbye Miss Courtney
414
00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:31,410
l'm very proud of you all!
l know you wouldn't let me down!
415
00:23:32,700 --> 00:23:35,370
- Shall we have another drink? - Yes
416
00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:37,730
- Whose round is it? - Yours
417
00:23:41,780 --> 00:23:44,770
Waiter! Oh dear
418
00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:48,010
- What are you doing with my
wife? - Nothing, l just...
419
00:23:49,860 --> 00:23:53,130
- You stupid fool - l'm terribly sorry
420
00:23:53,260 --> 00:23:57,210
- Let me buy you both a drink
- No, no, no please, please
421
00:23:57,340 --> 00:23:59,720
Have this one on me!
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