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(INHALES DEEPLY)
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Arthur?
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Arthur? Where are you?
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Arthur?
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Arthur?
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Are you OK?
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Of course. Why?
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Well, gardening.
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It's not like you.
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Thanks, Mum.
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Mum?
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What?
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What are you doing?
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What?
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I said, what are you doing?
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Well, I'm looking through a bin.
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Yeah, why?
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What?
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I said, why are you looking through
the bin?
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Shush, Arthur, keep your voice down.
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I think one of the neighbours
is putting stuff in our bin.
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You know, there must be some
evolutionary reason why the older
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a person gets, the more obsessed
they become with their wheelie bin.
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Oh, Arthur, speak up.
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I said, I'll keep a lookout
for anything suspicious.
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Now, Mum, it's too hot
to be rummaging through the garbage
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like a raccoon.
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What did you want?
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Oh, yes.
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There's this show
I've seen advertisements for.
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Nurses Of War.
And it's got that actress.
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Oh, what's her name?
She's great.
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Um, they're in that place.
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Nurses Of War.
You're talking about Nurses Of War.
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And it's about nurses.
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Who are in the war.
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Mum, look at me.
(MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY)
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It's Nurses Of War.
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That's it. Nurses Of War.
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Great. Now I've got work to do.
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Arthur, how do I watch it?
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With your eyes.
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Now, seriously, I've got deadlines.
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No, you know what I mean.
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I mean, what do I watch it on?
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A screen.
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Arthur Boye, don't be so smart.
You know what I mean.
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I mean, you know, the thing.
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Oh, yeah.
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Silly me. The thing.
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I should have known the thing
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is what you were talking about
the whole time.
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I'll just go and magic up the thing.
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And then I've got work to do. OK?
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(LAUGHS)
Oh, Arthur, video games aren't work.
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Ah, there you go, Mum.
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All the horrors of Normandy right
from the comfort of your own bed.
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Mm-hm.
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Where are you going?
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I thought we could watch this
together.
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Sorry, am I on a prank show
or something?
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I literally just said
that I have work to do.
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Oh, well, give my love
to your Internet family.
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You certainly see a lot more of them
than your own mother...
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the widow.
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(THEME MUSIC STARTS)
Enjoy Nurses Of War, Mum.
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Feel free to enjoy all eight seasons
back to back. Twice.
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You do your clickety clack work.
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You won't hear a peep out of me.
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Thank you.
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(WHISTLING)
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(EXPLOSION)
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(GRUNTS, GROANS)
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(DOGS BARK)
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(TV PLAYS LOUDLY)
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Mum?
Look, Arthur.
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Nurses Of War is on the TV, too.
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Mum, what are you doing?
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You're supposed to be watching this
in your bedroom.
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I couldn't hear anything
on that tiny little pill.
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You mean the tablet?
The what?
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Mum, it's too loud. The neighbours
will think we're bikies.
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They'll think we're what?
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Speak up, Arthur.
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You're as bad as the people
on the TV.
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OK...
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Mum, it's too loud.
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Well, don't blame me.
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Blame the people who do the sound
for these things.
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I can't hear the people speaking.
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It's like a Charlie Chaplin film
with gunfire.
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I'm just going to try something.
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When Robbie and I had our infamous
window smash party,
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I was the one who vomited
all the Cheese Twisties on your bed.
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Nice fashion show, Arthur, but you
don't really need to pirouette.
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You didn't hear anything
I just said?
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You didn't say anything.
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Mum... (CLEARS THROAT)
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..this a little bit hard
for me to say, but...
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..I think you're losing
your hearing.
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My earring?
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Quick, scan the ground.
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It must be here somewhere.
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It's that TV, Arthur.
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How can any sound come out
of such tiny speakers?
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Mum, an IMAX screen
wouldn't stop the fact
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that you're losing your hearing, OK?
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There is nothing wrong
with my hearing, Arthur.
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Your articulation, on the other
hand.
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My mother always said you've got
to mind your P's and Q's,
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but you, you've got to find
your P's and Q's.
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I'll find some F's and C's
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if I keep having to repeat myself
a million times a day.
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What?
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I said,
you need to get a hearing test.
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Oh, well, if you think
I'm going to let some stranger
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poke and prod at my aural cavities,
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you've got another thing coming.
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Mum, no one's poking or prodding.
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It's just a free test.
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Oh, nothing in life is free, Arthur,
especially not a poke or a prod.
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Arthur, I've got more vapes.
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Do you know that man?
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No, I think he's saying 'after',
as in afternoon.
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Afternoon to you too, bro.
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No, Arthur, come.
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I've got strawberry lemonade,
your favourite.
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Oh... (LAUGHS) ..thank you,
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but I'm watching my calories,
yeah, so anyways.
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Arthur, he's got strawberry
lemonade.
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Let's go and get some.
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Oh, not... not today, Mum.
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Yes, it's hot today.
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No, Mum, I said 'not'. Not today.
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Not hot today, not, not hot.
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You're sounding like a Dr Seuss
book, Arthur.
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I'm going to go look at new TVs.
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(TUTS)
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We're getting a hearing test.
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Oh, are we?
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Alright, fine.
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If it'll make you feel any better,
I'll do it first. Deal?
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Deal.
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Oh, my God.
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(SNIGGERS)
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(MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY)
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Um...
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It's the nicotine.
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Sorry?
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It damages the neurotransmitters
to communicate with your brain.
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Oh, I... I don't smoke.
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I just, I don't know why
I ticked it like that.
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I just, you know, my hand wobbled.
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Smoker's tremors. It's very common
with nicotine addiction.
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Oh, I'm not addicted.
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I hope you're buying
from a pharmacy,
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because the vapes you get
off the street,
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they'll blow up in your face.
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I'll keep that in mind.
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(MUTTERS SOFTLY) What level of
hearing loss are you experiencing?
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Sorry?
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Ah, you have to look at people's
mouths
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to make out what they're saying?
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Not usually, no.
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I'm sensing your hearing loss is...
(MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY)
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Beg your pardon?
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You didn't hear what I said?
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Uh, it's just you're...
you're talking very, very softly.
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Ah, yes.
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A lot of people come in here
with that problem.
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Step this way.
I'll test you now.
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After the green light,
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put up your hand when you hear
the bing bong tones.
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Bing bong? Got it.
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You only heard the last bing bong?
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There was only one bing bong.
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I did also hear the blender
from the smoothie shop next door.
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There were seven bing bongs.
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One bing, one bong.
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It went bing bong,
bing bong, bing bong...
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Yeah, just do it again.
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Couldn't you hear anything?
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You didn't press anything!
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Relax, Mr Boye.
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It can be very confronting when
you realise you have hearing loss.
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I don't have hearing loss!
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I'm not even supposed to be here!
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Raising your voice is one of
the earliest signs of hearing loss,
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Mr Boye.
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I'm sorry if this is confronting.
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But... (SPEAKS INAUDIBLY)
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You're literally just moving
your lips right now.
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It's an absolute rort, Mum.
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How can I fail a hearing test?
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My hearing is perfectly fine.
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So when I say
I don't have any hearing loss,
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oh, I'm delusional.
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But when you get diagnosed
by a medical professional,
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oh, "It's a rort."
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$6,000 for hearing aids!
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"A minimum of two sets."
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How many ears do they think I have?
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We should get cameras for our bins.
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Then we could watch it
on our new big TV screen
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like security guards
at a shopping centre.
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You're not getting a bigger TV, Mum.
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Look at this, $300 for the charger
or $400 per service.
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That's more than I pay for the car.
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These people are frauds.
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There's nothing wrong with my ears.
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Oh, then, in that case...
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..you may need
your grandpa's ear trumpet
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since you don't want
to wear hearing aids.
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Not funny, Mum.
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You're the one with hearing loss.
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And as soon as I find someone
trustworthy to do the test,
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I'll prove it.
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You'll what?
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I said, I'll prove it!
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Oh, yuck, Arthur.
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That thing probably still has
your grandpa's ear wax on it.
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You know, it was quite salty.
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You're quitting?
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No more strawberry lemonade
and no more nothing.
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Brother, I tried telling you
the other day,
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you shooed me like flies.
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Well, I was with my mum.
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I get it.
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You're ashamed of me.
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Hey, I'm ashamed of me, Johnny.
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Mum caught me smoking in Year 10
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and said if she ever caught me again
she'd die of disappointment.
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And here's the thing -
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I believe her, Johnny,
I believe her.
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Things are hard for me too, Arthur.
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I got a nosy neighbour.
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They keep calling the cops on me
for domestic supply,
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trying to shut me down.
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Mate, they're talking jail,
million-dollar fines.
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I can't afford to serve time.
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My dad would kill me.
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Well, what am I supposed to do?
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My life is very stressful
at the moment.
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I need those strawberry kisses.
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Brother, I'm sorry. I can't risk it.
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This is the last of it.
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After this, no more.
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How much?
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What?
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For all the strawberry lemonades,
how much?
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Arthur, we've got pamphlets
to help battle addiction, mate.
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Hey, hey, I'm not addicted.
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I just want all your strawberry
lemonades right now. How much?
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That's... that's reasonable.
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You're a good man, Arthur.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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So the neighbours don't see.
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00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,159
Thanks, Johnny.
259
00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:31,319
And, hey, I'm not ashamed of you.
260
00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:32,580
I'm proud of you, brother.
261
00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:38,999
Did you just buy
all the strawberry lemonades?
262
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:42,639
Oh, I mean, my living situation
is very stressful.
263
00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:46,439
Hey, everyone, look at this hero
right here,
264
00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:49,359
buying every single vape
off the market.
265
00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:51,759
He's probably going to start
short-term renting his vapes
266
00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:53,599
to desperately undervaped
communities.
267
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,079
Sorry, truly.
268
00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:56,839
How do you sleep at night, huh?
269
00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:58,199
I don't, OK?
270
00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,760
My mum is too loud.
271
00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:10,480
Ta-da!
272
00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:13,599
What the hell is this?
273
00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:18,359
This is what happens
when you have at least one child
274
00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:19,799
who actually loves you.
275
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:20,999
Oh, this old thing?
276
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:24,119
Just a little something-something
to show Mama B how much I care.
277
00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:25,999
There's nothing little about it.
278
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,759
Those speakers are like skyscrapers.
279
00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:31,119
Oh, it even came with one of those
dog boxes.
280
00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:32,319
She means a subwoofer.
281
00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:34,279
Mum, we have to take this back.
282
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,639
And I suppose if it was up to you,
283
00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:40,239
you'd box me up with it
and take ME to the factory.
284
00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:42,599
We do not need a bigger TV, Mum.
285
00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:47,079
What we need
is to be honest with ourselves.
286
00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:49,159
Tell Robbie what's going on.
287
00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:51,440
Mum, what's going on?
288
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,319
Well...
289
00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:58,159
..I've been noticing some changes
recently
290
00:13:58,160 --> 00:13:59,959
and I didn't want to say anything
291
00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:03,560
until we could get
an official diagnosis, but...
292
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,360
..Arthur is going deaf.
293
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:09,679
No!
294
00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:11,639
I am not going deaf!
295
00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:13,559
Denial is the first stage
of acceptance.
296
00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:14,559
It's Mum.
297
00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:17,999
Mum is losing her hearing
and I'm worried about her.
298
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,719
Arthur, I know some audiologists
who can make this test go away.
299
00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:22,519
I don't need the test to go away.
I need her to go away!
300
00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:26,239
Oh!
I could hear that loud and clear.
301
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,719
Now, here's the payment plan
for the new TV.
302
00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:30,839
No deposit, 36-month interest-free.
303
00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:33,999
Oh, and ignore what they said about
the 200,000 frequent flyer points.
304
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,199
They said they couldn't process it
for some weird reason.
305
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,320
But anyway, I need to go.
Ahem.
306
00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,799
Could we have a minute, Roberta?
307
00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,359
(LOUD GUNFIRE ON TV)
MAN: Charge!
308
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,359
With me! Into the beach!
309
00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:47,439
Leave the cowards behind to rot...
310
00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:48,799
I know what you're doing, Robbie.
311
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,519
You're trying to make me go
legally insane
312
00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:52,479
so you can claim my portion
of the house when Mum dies.
313
00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,999
Arthur, I don't know why
you're being so weird about this.
314
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,839
The old lady wants a bigger TV.
Give her a bigger TV.
315
00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:59,399
Oh, yeah?
And what do you get out of it?
316
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:02,080
That warm, fuzzy feeling
from doing a good deed.
317
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:06,519
OK, also, Liz and the kids
are obsessed with Nurses Of War,
318
00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:09,359
so I figured they can watch
the episodes with Mum every week
319
00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:10,719
while I get a little bit of me time.
320
00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:12,519
Your whole life is me time, Robbie.
321
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,959
You're like an opera singer.
"Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me."
322
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,599
Opera?
323
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,799
Oh, it's going to feel like
The Sopranos
324
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,159
if you don't watch your mouth.
325
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:22,079
Every day
I'm fighting for my freedom.
326
00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:23,639
Every day it's a losing battle.
327
00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:26,919
It's like Liz and I gave birth to
two precious little torture devices
328
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:28,879
who will not stop
until one of us is dead!
329
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,519
I'm the one dying, Robbie!
330
00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:33,359
Mum is in complete denial
and is driving me crazy.
331
00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:35,399
I'm irritable, I'm anxious,
I can't focus,
332
00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:36,879
I can't get any work done.
333
00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:39,599
OK, and have you tried to quit?
334
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:40,719
What?
335
00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:42,199
Just say it, brother.
336
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:43,279
You're vaping.
337
00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:44,719
(SCOFFS)
338
00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:45,999
As if!
339
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,719
You shouldn't lie to a doctor.
340
00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:48,919
I'm not lying.
341
00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:52,159
Random charging cables,
crusty tongue, wafts of fruitcake,
342
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,519
and you started wearing hoodies
on 30-degree days.
343
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,919
For God's sake,
face it, you're addicted.
344
00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:58,479
I'm not addicted.
345
00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:00,039
I haven't vaped
this whole conversation.
346
00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:01,839
And you think Mum's in denial!
347
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:04,280
Sounds like someone's in need
of a wake-up call.
348
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,240
A wake-up call?
349
00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:11,240
Well, I can arrange that.
350
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,999
WOMAN: (ON TV) I found the letter...
351
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,600
Morning, Mum!
352
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:23,959
(TV PLAYS INDISTINCTLY)
353
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:25,560
(CHUCKLES)
354
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:34,759
Yes, hello.
355
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:37,119
Is that Harvey Street Police Station?
356
00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:40,040
I'd like to make a noise complaint.
357
00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:43,490
(ZAPS)
358
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:46,359
Ow!
359
00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:50,119
WOMAN: Nurses,
we didn't ask for this war.
360
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:52,439
And we sure as hell didn't start it.
361
00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:54,479
We're not the ones
causing all this...
362
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,599
Are you OK, Arthur?
363
00:16:56,600 --> 00:17:00,079
I can see you pacing
in the reflection of the TV.
364
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:02,599
Yeah, no, I just really want to know
365
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:05,280
whether it's Captain Mickeloff's
baby.
366
00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:10,919
Oh, and you'll keep an eye out for
those bin stuffers too, won't you?
367
00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:11,919
Yeah.
368
00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:13,639
Yes, definitely.
369
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:16,039
You know, you can't trust
those nosy neighbours.
370
00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:18,679
Anyway, now, turn it up, Mum.
371
00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,519
Let's hear what these new speakers
have got.
372
00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:21,519
(LAUGHS)
373
00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:22,959
(TV PLAYS LOUDLY)
374
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:25,720
We're in the midst
of a furious battlefield...
375
00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:28,559
(DOORBELL RINGS)
376
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:29,800
OK.
377
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:33,439
Hey, Mum?
378
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:35,600
I think there's someone here
to see you.
379
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,159
ALL: Hi!
380
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,919
What the hell
are you guys doing here?
381
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:42,039
True master of the warm welcome,
Arthur.
382
00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:43,239
Good to see you too.
383
00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,319
My favourite people!
384
00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:47,119
KEELAN:
Do we have some snacks, Grandma?
385
00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:50,079
If you can find it, you can eat it.
386
00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:51,239
No, no!
387
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:54,639
Are you guys just dropping by
to say a quick hello or...?
388
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:57,679
No, the kids were desperate
to see how big the new TV was
389
00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:59,839
and I have been loving N-O-Dubs,
390
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:02,719
which is what the girls at work
call Nurses Of War,
391
00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:06,039
so Maggie invited us over for
a little impromptu viewing party.
392
00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:08,839
Which she neglected to mention to me.
393
00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:10,679
(FAKE-LAUGHS) Hooray!
394
00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:13,479
And I have brought
the vegetable straws,
395
00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:15,519
so let's get this party started,
huh?
396
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:16,959
Here we go.
397
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,000
(TV PLAYS LOUDLY)
398
00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:23,639
NURSE: Well, we're going to need
a hell of a lot of...
399
00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,039
(LOUD EXPLOSION)
400
00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:26,359
Oh, God!
401
00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:27,479
It's...
402
00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:32,000
It's sublime sound, Maggie.
You can almost taste it.
403
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:34,519
It's... Are your...
404
00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:36,759
Are your earmuffs...
405
00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:37,999
Are they working?
406
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,279
A bit jittery, baby bro.
407
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,039
These vapes got a hold on you.
408
00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:44,239
I just wasn't expecting you guys,
that's all.
409
00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:45,999
And I'm not addicted.
410
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,279
But I can't help but notice
411
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:50,079
that every single character
in this show keeps smoking.
412
00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:51,199
It was the '50s, Arthur.
413
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:52,479
It was healthy back then.
414
00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:54,479
God, look, even that baby is smoking.
415
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:56,279
That's a thermometer.
416
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:57,279
Oh.
417
00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:59,079
Anyway, got to get going.
418
00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:00,199
Enjoy my family.
419
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,719
If you need to contact me, don't.
420
00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:04,519
(DOORBELL RINGS)
421
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,799
Who could that be?
Oh, I'll... I'll...
422
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:07,839
I'll check.
423
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:10,839
Probably one of those pesky
local candidates
424
00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:12,919
running for the council election.
425
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,639
I'll just tell them
I'm a sovereign citizen.
426
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:16,720
They will be on their way.
427
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,839
(LAUGHS) Oh, gosh, the police.
428
00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:23,079
I totally didn't expect this.
429
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,999
Um, what seems to be the problem,
officer?
430
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,759
I've received a call-out
for this address.
431
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,999
Oh, let me guess, noise complaint.
432
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,559
Yeah, yeah, well,
I'm sure whoever called in
433
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:33,159
has a, uh, pure heart
434
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:36,799
and wouldn't want to embarrass
a whole family that's now turned up
435
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,079
but just wanted to prove a point.
436
00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:40,999
Well, message received.
437
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,159
Good job, officer.
438
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:43,439
I'll let you get on your way.
439
00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:45,199
Sir, please step outside.
440
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,959
Arthur, who is it?
Oh, it's...
441
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:49,319
Oh, hello, officer.
442
00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:51,359
For the record, I have
a prescription for all of this.
443
00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:53,439
It's nothing, Robbie.
It's just a small noise complaint.
444
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:55,239
A noise complaint?
Well, actually...
445
00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:56,279
Who made the complaint?
446
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,719
'Cause they can check these
microphones, one-two, one-two.
447
00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:00,759
That's not helping.
What's with all the chitter-chatter?
448
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:02,239
Are we going to watch this episode
or...?
449
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,999
Officer, to what do we owe
this pleasure?
450
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,559
Apparently
there's been a noise complaint.
451
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:07,559
At 4pm? Who made it, owls?
452
00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:09,039
Not quite.
453
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,319
I should make you aware, officer,
454
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:11,999
that you are speaking to a lawyer
right now.
455
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,519
Conveyancing law.
Arthur!
456
00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:15,999
I'm not here for a noise complaint.
457
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,919
Well... what are you here for?
458
00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:21,879
Officer, thank God you're here.
459
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:22,999
Come inside.
460
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,680
I'll just go and get it.
461
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,279
Here it is.
462
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:31,799
All the evidence.
463
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,439
Evidence? What evidence?
464
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:34,639
Oh, what is that?
465
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:38,559
It's all the rubbish our neighbour
has been dumping in our bin.
466
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:42,199
I see a new one of those
at least every few days.
467
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,079
Maggie, those are vapes.
468
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:45,959
Oh, they're illegal vapes, Liz.
469
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,879
Huh. Strawberry lemonade.
470
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,239
I googled it.
471
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:50,759
They're all counterfeit.
472
00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:54,759
Well, I mean, it's probably just some
otherwise respectable taxpayer
473
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:57,879
who has a moderate
but very controllable habit.
474
00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:59,639
This quantity? No way.
475
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:02,679
No sane individual
could cut through this.
476
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:03,999
Whoever's dumping these
477
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:07,559
is likely running
a small-scale supply operation.
478
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,119
Know anything about this, son?
479
00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:10,439
Me?
480
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,079
(LAUGHS) Oh, God, no.
481
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:14,519
I mean, I barely know
what a vape looks like,
482
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:17,239
let alone anything about supplies.
483
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:18,919
There he is!
484
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:20,639
That's the guy with all the vapes.
485
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:22,119
Officer, lock him up!
486
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:25,439
He's the only one in town
with all the strawberry lemonades.
487
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:28,399
How about you stop controlling
the vape market
488
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:31,159
and leave some for the rest of us,
you dog?!
489
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:34,320
(BOTH BARK)
490
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:38,920
That's a bizarre coincidence.
491
00:21:38,921 --> 00:21:42,799
Uncle Arthur, can I have
one of these lollies?
492
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,280
Oh, Keelan, no! Oh, my...
493
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:48,799
ROBBIE AND LIZ: Arthur!
494
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,759
What...
Is this candy?
495
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:53,519
No!
No! Oh, my God!
496
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:56,359
Ooh! Ooh!
I will be billing you for rehab!
497
00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:59,919
Oh, Arthur, what is going on?
498
00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:01,680
Yes, Arthur, what's going on?
499
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:06,800
I vape.
500
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,639
OK, I'm a big old dirty vapor boy.
501
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,239
But I'm no supplier, alright?
502
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:15,040
I just do it with friends.
503
00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:19,240
I consider myself a friend.
504
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,319
I'm addicted to vaping.
505
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:25,559
But I only do it when I'm stressed,
506
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:27,399
and right now
I'm stressed all the time.
507
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:29,039
I worry about you, Mum.
508
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:32,799
Hearing loss is one of the biggest
contributors to cognitive decline,
509
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:36,120
and I just...
I want you to take it seriously.
510
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:39,879
Arthur, you're smoking.
511
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:42,839
Well, I mean, it's not
technically smoking if it's digital.
512
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:45,559
No, Arthur,
you're literally smoking.
513
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:46,679
Oh, my God.
(OTHERS EXCLAIM)
514
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,679
Oh, my God.
Oh, it's this stupid vape.
515
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:51,399
It keeps firing off by itself.
516
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:52,599
(BANG!)
517
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:53,599
Oh!
518
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,679
(ALL EXCLAIM)
519
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:57,800
Stand back! It's gonna blow!
520
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:01,640
Nurses Of War, everyone take cover!
521
00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:07,840
(FIZZ, SMALL BANG)
522
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:12,080
(ARTHUR PANTS)
523
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,400
Is everyone OK?
524
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:20,319
We're fine, Mum.
525
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:21,639
Are you OK?
526
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:25,160
Well, I haven't died yet.
527
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,879
I'm sorry I disappointed you, Mum.
528
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:31,479
What?
529
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:33,359
I said I'm sorry I disappointed you.
530
00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:35,479
Oh, please, Arthur, speak up.
531
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:36,719
You're mumbling.
532
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:40,039
I said I'm sorry I disappointed you!
533
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:41,799
It's that explosion.
534
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:44,039
I think it's affected my hearing.
535
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:46,400
I might have to have a test.
536
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,440
Thanks, Mark.
537
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:53,160
Any time, Maggie.
538
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:56,439
Wha...
539
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:57,600
What?
540
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:01,880
(SIGHS)
541
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:12,719
I'm just so glad your sister was
able to organise a good audiologist.
542
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:17,879
And after all that, can you believe
it was just a build-up of earwax?
543
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:20,439
(LAUGHS) Well, I'm just relieved
we were able to return
544
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,759
that completely ridiculous
TV and sound system
545
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:24,679
before the trial period ended.
546
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,239
I hope Robbie didn't try to book
any flights.
547
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:30,239
Hey, speaking of which, now that
your hearing's a bit better, Mum,
548
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:32,479
do you want to watch something
on the boring old TV?
549
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:36,559
Or maybe you want to listen
to some music, or call a friend?
550
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:37,610
Oh!
551
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:41,880
I think I'm just going to read
a book, Arthur.
552
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:46,890
Of course.
553
00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:50,600
(EXHALES HEAVILY)
554
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:15,719
Do you have to smash those keys
so loud, Arthur?
555
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:19,320
Some of us are trying to get
some peace and quiet!
556
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,800
(SIGHS)
557
00:25:24,711 --> 00:25:26,799
Hello.
558
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:29,559
Maggie's Marina,
your dreamboat speaking.
559
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:31,799
Oh, my God, please don't tell me
you've got an OnlyFans.
560
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:33,359
Is it tre chic?
561
00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:35,359
What's in Turkey?
Istanbul.
562
00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:37,239
Turkish hairlines.
Care Factor?
563
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:38,999
Chop-chop.
(MOUTHS)
564
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,119
Have you got any cash?
565
00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:41,599
Oh, it's 573...
566
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:42,599
No, Mum...
567
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,159
God, stranger danger.
568
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,959
You remind me of my mother.
Wonderful lady.
569
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,959
Quick, Arthur, we have to save Mum!
570
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,359
You know, I preferred it
when bank robbers wore balaclavas.
571
00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:52,359
Mum!
572
00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:53,839
Mum, are you OK?
573
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:56,800
Well, well, well,
is that Arthur or Drake?
574
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:00,799
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575
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,849
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576
00:26:02,850 --> 00:26:07,400
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