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Ungh... oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
Phew!
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That stretch of highway
is like a police honeypot.
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They're gonna be in your pockets
like Winnie the Pooh.
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I get it - I lost my licence
but it's one little trip.
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And as soon as I get to Canberra,
I will lock Pablo up in the garage
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and be on more public transport
than...
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Oh, what was that... what was
that band that sang that song, um...
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Oh, what was that... what was that band that sang
that song, um... ? I walked under a bus
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? I walked under a bus
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? I got hit by a train
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? And it felt so good
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? I wanna do it again... ?
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Bachelor Girl.
Bachelor Girl!
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Oh, yeah.
Oh, my god.
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You owe me $400.
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What?!
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Well, I've gotta get
What?!
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Well, I've gotta get
a bond cleaner for Saturday
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and the cheapest I can find
is 800 bucks.
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The next cheapest
is this couple on Gumtree
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who said they'd do it in the nude
for $1,000.
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But that doesn't make any sense -
they should be charging less,
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'cause they don't have to
clean their uniforms.
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Also, why am I even paying?
I haven't lived here for a year.
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Yeah but you lived here
five years before that,
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including your,
"Everything is a plate," phase.
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Everything IS a plate,
if it's clean enough.
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So either you give me the money
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or... Oh! ..you come here on
Saturday and we can do it together.
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Nude?
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Arthur, just give me the 400 bucks.
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I don't have $400 at the moment, OK?
Arthur, just give me the 400 bucks.
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I don't have $400 at the moment, OK?
Work is slow.
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I don't have $400 at the moment, OK?
I'll be here Saturday. Promise.
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I'll be here Saturday. Promise.
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Oh, don't promise, Arthur!
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Because I'll be here next Saturday
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and you'll call at the last minute
and say you can't come
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because your mum needs you
for some bizarre reason.
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because your mum needs you
And you know what?
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And you know what?
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I won't even be mad, because
she does need you right now.
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I won't even be mad, because
More than ever.
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More than ever.
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You're the only son she's got.
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? And it felt so good
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? I wanna do it again... ?
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? ..felt so good
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? I wanna do it... ?
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You speak Ga?
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No.
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Ah, there you are.
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Mum?
Mmm?
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Mum?
Who is in our lounge room?
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Who is in our lounge room?
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Oh, come on! You know who it is.
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I really don't know who that is.
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Yes, you do - and you're going to
tell me, because I've forgotten!
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Yes, you do - and you're going to
Mum!
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Mum!
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You can't be letting randoms
Mum!
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You can't be letting randoms
into our house!
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He's not a random!
He's a friend of your father's.
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He's not a random!
I think.
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I think.
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Friend of Dad's?!
He looks about 12 years old!
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Yeah, well, black don't crack!
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Give me a minute
to remember his name.
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It's... it's... it's... Oh!
Oh, what is it?
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Ernest!
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Ernest!
Hi, Robbie!
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Ernest!
Here he is! Let me see that Azonto!
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Here he is! Let me see that Azonto!
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So good to see you! Te oyoo tenn?
You too.
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Your sister speaks Ga
but you don't speak Ga?
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There's a lot of things
my sister does that I don't do.
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Mmm, typical Blofonyo.
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Half-Blofonyo.
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Arthur and I are here
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to make your stay in Australia
as smooth as possible,
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so please use this phone
while you're here.
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Oh, thank you!
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"I'd love to see that big backyard
in person. How is Satur..."
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Ooh! Someone must have left
their old SIM card in there.
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Oi, Robbie!
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I have brought gifts.
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Don't mind me.
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Just cleaning up.
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For you, Aunty Maggie.
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Kebab powder from Teshi.
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Oh, thank you!
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Mmm. Oh!
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It's pure.
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Oh!
Mmm.
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Oh!
And for you, Arthur...
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And for you, Arthur...
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bitters - you mix this with
And for you, Arthur...
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bitters - you mix this with
onions and milk, huh?
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bitters - you mix this with
Man's best friend.
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Man's best friend.
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Mmm, great. Thank you, Ernest.
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We all know how much girls love
the smell of onions and milk.
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Oh, they love it.
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And for you, sister Roberta,
Oh, they love it.
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And for you, sister Roberta,
it's in American dollars.
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And for you, sister Roberta,
Feel free to count.
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Feel free to count.
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Oh, let's not worry about that
right now!
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Oh, let's not worry about that
Let's just get you comfortable.
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Let's just get you comfortable.
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Oh, you don't have to do that.
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No, sit.
Oh, you don't have to do that.
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No, sit.
We insist.
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I'll help.
Thank you.
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I'll help.
Bye.
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Bye.
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Who is he?
What do you mean, who is he?
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He's your get-out-of-jail-free card!
Get-out-of-jail-free?!
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I'm on death row
and now I've gotta share my bunk?
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Arthur, I know drag queens
less dramatic than you.
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Arthur, I know drag queens
Ernest is a medical student
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Ernest is a medical student
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on scholarship
at Uni of Western Sydney.
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He needs a place to live
while he gets settled
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and we need extra eyes on Mum.
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It's a win-win!
Where'd you find him?
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It's a win-win!
Ghana Family WhatsApp.
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Ghana Family WhatsApp.
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And you didn't think
to run it past me first?
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It's not my fault
you left the group.
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They kept saying
you could cure COVID with ginger!
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And you keep trying to cure
depression with alcohol -
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we've all got our shortcomings,
baby bro.
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I don't want him
staying here, Robbie.
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I don't want him
He's gonna hog the Game Box, plus...
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He's gonna hog the Game Box, plus...
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I don't trust him!
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Well, someone
call the cancel brigade,
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because that's some of the most
racist shit I've ever heard!
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because that's some of the most
Does he even have a work visa?
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Does he even have a work visa?
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I mean, where's he gonna get money?
Where do YOU get money?
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I haven't seen you post an article
in weeks.
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How am I supposed to write anything
when Mum keeps barging into my room,
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asking me why
the TV remote is ringing?
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OK, I get it -
you've got writer's block
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OK, I get it -
but don't blame us Africans.
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but don't blame us Africans.
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I don't have writer's block.
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Do I?
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Ernest is from old Ghana money.
Do I?
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Ernest is from old Ghana money.
I can smell it.
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So while he's here, why don't you
just let him look after Mum
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and you... do whatever you need to do
to get your mojo back?
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Wait - what's that smell?
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Wait - what's that smell?
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That's not old Ghana money.
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Mum! Why are you cooking onions?
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Calm down!
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I know you're keen to try out
your magic erection potion
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I know you're keen to try out
but these are for the chichinga.
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but these are for the chichinga.
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How did you even turn on the...
Gas is on, Aunty Maggie.
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Thank you.
Oh.
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You're not supposed to be
cooking, Mum.
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You're not supposed to be
Oh, don't be ridiculous!
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Oh, don't be ridiculous!
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How can I run a food stall
if I can't cook?
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Food stall?
Yes!
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It's happening
at the school market.
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Aunty Maggie was telling me
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about the food stalls
you used to do with your father.
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about the food stalls
Yes - and I thought, "Bugger it -
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Yes - and I thought, "Bugger it -
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"let's get the show
back on the road!"
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This Saturday?
Yes.
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Brilliant idea! You go, girl. Mwah!
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No - Saturday? No. Mum,
not a brilliant idea. OK?
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Remember you almost burnt the house
down cooking doughnuts?
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Oh, doughnuts! Thank you.
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I knew there was something
I'd left off the menu.
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No! Mum, listen, please.
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It's too much, OK? Too much work.
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It's all gonna fall apart, I'm gonna
have to pick up the pieces -
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and I can't do that this time,
not Saturday.
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I've got plans.
Oh!
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Since when do YOU have plans?
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It's her, isn't it?
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Oh, my god.
I cannot stand that woman.
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Oh, my god.
Her name is Dee, Mum.
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Her name is Dee, Mum.
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And as a matter of fact,
yes, it is her.
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I'm helping clean her house.
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Oh, Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
Oh, my god.
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You're, like,
the king of the sad boys.
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Listen, it's a nice idea but please,
can we do it next week?
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Please. Aunty Maggie -
I can help you.
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Thank you.
You don't have to do that, Ernest.
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Arthur, my brother, I insist.
In Ghana, we respect our elders.
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If it's Aunty's wish,
I'll make it happen.
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I can help with the cooking
and the taking of the money.
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Oh, hmm, hmm-mmm... no,
that is not necessary.
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Arthur, it's what Uncle Leo
would have wanted.
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Arthur, it's what Uncle Leo
Right! That's it. It's settled.
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Right! That's it. It's settled.
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It's happening Saturday.
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I'm gonna go and dig out my wooma.
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A-ha!
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It will be good!
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Mmm. It'll be... Oh - Robbie,
please bring the onions.
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Med student, hey?
We'll see about that.
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Orange root vegetable, six letters.
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Carrot.
That's it!
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Glad you're doing the crossword, Mum.
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No, it's my shopping list.
Glad you're doing the crossword, Mum.
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No, it's my shopping list.
Ernest and I are heading off now.
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Uh, hey - I want you to be careful
with Ernest, yeah?
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I heard him sneaking around this
morning when I was still in bed.
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Yeah, you were still asleep
at 10:00am -
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the whole world was sneaking around.
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Yeah, there he is. Mr 419.
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I told Ernest how
surprised your father was
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when he discovered
he was a quarter Nigerian.
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Oh!
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You think I'M a scammer?
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? I go chop your dollar
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? I go make your money
disappear... ?
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? I go make your money
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Oh.
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You know, Ernest,
I was actually hanging out
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with some med student
friends of mine recently
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and we had a big argument
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about whether the left
ventricle of the heart
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or the right ventricle of the heart
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pumps oxygenated blood
or the right ventricle of the heart
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pumps oxygenated blood
into the aorta.
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pumps oxygenated blood
Given you're studying medicine,
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Given you're studying medicine,
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what would you say?
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Arthur, my brother,
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I would say you need
Arthur, my brother,
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00:09:42,501 --> 00:09:44,739
I would say you need
more interesting friends.
245
00:09:44,740 --> 00:09:45,790
I would say you need
246
00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:49,259
You are the best.
247
00:09:49,260 --> 00:09:51,019
Right. We're off.
248
00:09:51,020 --> 00:09:53,500
What... Well, hey - hey! Hey, hey!
249
00:09:54,780 --> 00:09:56,380
What am I supposed to do?
250
00:09:57,420 --> 00:10:00,500
Well... what about your med friends?
251
00:10:08,020 --> 00:10:09,859
Yeah, man. It's Arthur.
252
00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:11,779
Artie, yeah.
253
00:10:11,780 --> 00:10:15,219
Yeah, I'm just keen to see if you
wanted to catch up for a few beers.
254
00:10:15,220 --> 00:10:16,780
Yeah, I'm just keen to see if you
255
00:10:16,900 --> 00:10:18,500
Oh! Work?
256
00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:21,260
Why, what day is it?
257
00:10:23,020 --> 00:10:25,220
Macca!
258
00:10:26,420 --> 00:10:29,059
Oh, yep. Looking after your kid.
Fair enough.
259
00:10:29,060 --> 00:10:29,300
Oh, yep. Looking after your kid.
Wait... kids?
260
00:10:29,301 --> 00:10:31,060
Wait... kids?
261
00:10:32,020 --> 00:10:33,780
When did that happen?
262
00:10:35,180 --> 00:10:37,060
Blue Mountains?
263
00:10:37,061 --> 00:10:40,499
Yeah, no, I'll definitely
come and visit you, Craig.
264
00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:40,740
Yeah, no, I'll definitely
Yeah, I love... trains.
265
00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:42,980
Yeah, I love... trains.
266
00:10:43,820 --> 00:10:45,460
Bye.
267
00:11:19,820 --> 00:11:21,820
You just missed her.
268
00:11:24,140 --> 00:11:25,699
Mum was here?
Yeah.
269
00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:28,459
About an hour ago, with,
um... your... cousin, maybe.
270
00:11:28,460 --> 00:11:28,700
About an hour ago, with,
Ernest.
271
00:11:28,701 --> 00:11:29,939
Ernest.
272
00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:31,419
Yeah, he's not my cousin.
273
00:11:31,420 --> 00:11:31,660
He just calls her 'Aunty'
Yeah, he's not my cousin.
274
00:11:31,661 --> 00:11:33,899
He just calls her 'Aunty'
'cause that's a thing, apparently.
275
00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:34,140
He just calls her 'Aunty'
Oh, yeah, we've got that.
276
00:11:34,141 --> 00:11:35,499
Oh, yeah, we've got that.
277
00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:37,099
I think I was about 15
before I realised
278
00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:39,779
my Uncle Trang was just some random
guy my dad played squash with.
279
00:11:39,780 --> 00:11:40,020
my Uncle Trang was just some random
Tell you what, I could eat a shoe.
280
00:11:40,021 --> 00:11:41,899
Tell you what, I could eat a shoe.
281
00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:43,579
You hungry?
282
00:11:43,580 --> 00:11:48,259
Oh! Uh... yeah. Yeah, I think
I got a... gap in my meetings.
283
00:11:48,260 --> 00:11:48,500
Oh! Uh... yeah. Yeah, I think
I'll just...
284
00:11:48,501 --> 00:11:50,060
I'll just...
285
00:11:53,140 --> 00:11:55,299
You know how you said
you'd take me out?
286
00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:58,660
I was kind of thinking
eight courses, match wines, etc...
287
00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:02,620
..but a $6 banh mi
is OK too, I guess.
288
00:12:03,660 --> 00:12:06,699
Hey, look - did Mum tell you
where she was going?
289
00:12:06,700 --> 00:12:07,819
Nah.
290
00:12:07,820 --> 00:12:10,059
But she was excited about
a little tap-and-pay thingy
291
00:12:10,060 --> 00:12:10,300
But she was excited about
that she just bought.
292
00:12:10,301 --> 00:12:11,579
that she just bought.
293
00:12:11,580 --> 00:12:13,859
Wait, sorry - a credit card reader?
294
00:12:13,860 --> 00:12:14,100
Wait, sorry - a credit card reader?
They didn't give me chilli.
295
00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:15,539
They didn't give me chilli.
296
00:12:15,540 --> 00:12:15,780
That is cultural gate-keeping.
They didn't give me chilli.
297
00:12:15,781 --> 00:12:18,260
That is cultural gate-keeping.
Stay here.
298
00:12:30,460 --> 00:12:33,259
Arthur, my brother.
Te oyoo tenn?
299
00:12:33,260 --> 00:12:33,500
Arthur, my brother.
Oh, um... Toyota to you too, Ernest.
300
00:12:33,501 --> 00:12:37,219
Oh, um... Toyota to you too, Ernest.
301
00:12:37,220 --> 00:12:38,619
Uh, hey, look - is Mum there?
302
00:12:38,620 --> 00:12:40,179
Uh, wait, wait -
303
00:12:40,180 --> 00:12:43,259
when are we going to hit up
some of the local nightclubs?
304
00:12:43,260 --> 00:12:45,819
I want to show you how
real Africans do it, huh?
305
00:12:45,820 --> 00:12:48,659
I don't even do it like
real Australians do it, Ernest.
306
00:12:48,660 --> 00:12:50,259
Mum, please!
Oh, blofonyo!
307
00:12:50,260 --> 00:12:52,379
You need to live a little.
Mum, please, Ernest!
308
00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:52,620
You need to live a little.
Alright, alright.
309
00:12:52,621 --> 00:12:54,219
Alright, alright.
310
00:12:54,220 --> 00:12:55,900
Aunty Maggie, it's Arthur.
311
00:12:57,460 --> 00:12:59,699
Who is this
and how did you get the number?
312
00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:02,459
I gave you this number!
Mum, it's me, Arthur, your son.
313
00:13:02,460 --> 00:13:05,739
Impossible.
I'm already with my son.
314
00:13:05,740 --> 00:13:06,790
Impossible.
315
00:13:07,460 --> 00:13:09,179
Look, what do you want? We're busy.
316
00:13:09,180 --> 00:13:11,659
OK, listen - that credit card reader
thing you bought?
317
00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:13,899
Don't let Ernest
set it up for you, yeah?
318
00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:17,419
And maybe if you can, wrap your
credit cards in some tin foil.
319
00:13:17,420 --> 00:13:19,539
What was that?
320
00:13:19,540 --> 00:13:19,780
What was what?
321
00:13:19,781 --> 00:13:21,019
What was what?
322
00:13:21,020 --> 00:13:22,779
Where are you?
323
00:13:22,780 --> 00:13:24,419
Oh, we're at a goat farm.
324
00:13:24,420 --> 00:13:27,019
What the hell are you doing
at a goat farm?!
325
00:13:27,020 --> 00:13:27,260
What the hell are you doing
The food won't catch itself, Arthur.
326
00:13:27,261 --> 00:13:29,259
The food won't catch itself, Arthur.
327
00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:35,299
And I have just locked eyes
with an absolute beauty!
328
00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:36,939
Don't, Mum, I'm begging you.
329
00:13:36,940 --> 00:13:38,859
Please don't
bring a goat home with you!
330
00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:39,910
Please don't
331
00:13:39,911 --> 00:13:44,019
You know what's actually really good
for getting out stains? Hair spray.
332
00:13:44,020 --> 00:13:47,619
But if the stain is hair spray, then
hair spray won't work. Go figure.
333
00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:50,059
Hey, look, I'm really sorry
but I'm gonna have to go.
334
00:13:50,060 --> 00:13:52,660
I think my mum is buying a goat.
Oh, yay!
335
00:13:54,260 --> 00:13:56,099
Not yay?
Not yay.
336
00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:56,340
Not yay?
OK. She did ask about goats.
337
00:13:56,341 --> 00:13:58,339
OK. She did ask about goats.
338
00:13:58,340 --> 00:13:58,580
Dad and I are talking to suppliers
OK. She did ask about goats.
339
00:13:58,581 --> 00:14:00,819
Dad and I are talking to suppliers
for the restaurant
340
00:14:00,820 --> 00:14:03,339
and so I might have...
passed on a few numbers, you know?
341
00:14:03,340 --> 00:14:05,179
Knowledge is a fruit best shared.
342
00:14:05,180 --> 00:14:07,419
You didn't mention
the restaurant, did you?
343
00:14:07,420 --> 00:14:09,619
No but... would it be a problem
if I did?
344
00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:11,019
OK.
345
00:14:11,020 --> 00:14:13,499
You know how it was
Leo's African Feel-Good Restaurant?
346
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,539
Mm-hm.
Well, Mum is Mrs Leo.
347
00:14:15,540 --> 00:14:15,780
Mm-hm.
And I am Leo junior.
348
00:14:15,781 --> 00:14:18,020
And I am Leo junior.
349
00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:21,099
And... I'm just feeling
a little confused
350
00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:23,059
why you're only just
telling me this now.
351
00:14:23,060 --> 00:14:26,299
What, is your mum unhappy that we're
taking over her old restaurant?
352
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:29,779
I mean, I haven't told her
that it's you taking it over...
353
00:14:29,780 --> 00:14:32,099
Oh! OK.
So just tell her.
354
00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:33,419
Oh, you don't understand!
355
00:14:33,420 --> 00:14:37,099
She's been wanting me to take over
this restaurant since I was a baby!
356
00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:39,059
My first words were,
"Entrees or mains?"
357
00:14:39,060 --> 00:14:41,699
Oh! I'm really not good
at keeping secrets, Arthur.
358
00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:44,899
It makes me... feel a little tight
in the chest.
359
00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:47,139
I... I actually think
I'm allergic to drama.
360
00:14:47,140 --> 00:14:49,819
OK, OK, OK. I promise I will tell her
as soon as I get home.
361
00:14:49,820 --> 00:14:50,060
OK, OK, OK. I promise I will tell her
But I need to warn you -
362
00:14:50,061 --> 00:14:51,539
But I need to warn you -
363
00:14:51,540 --> 00:14:54,459
if I mysteriously die in the next few
days, it's not 'cause of black mould.
364
00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:56,379
Hey, listen - if you actually have
mould,
365
00:14:56,380 --> 00:14:58,619
you need to scrub it with
bleach and coat it with hair spray.
366
00:14:58,620 --> 00:15:00,419
And more importantly,
talk to your mum.
367
00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:00,660
And more importantly,
I'm new to this community.
368
00:15:00,661 --> 00:15:02,179
I'm new to this community.
369
00:15:02,180 --> 00:15:05,140
It is too soon
for me to start making enemies.
370
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,539
Oh!
371
00:15:23,540 --> 00:15:25,739
Hey, Arthur, check it out -
372
00:15:25,740 --> 00:15:27,659
it's like riding a fufu bicycle!
373
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:30,059
Yeah. Hey, uh, Mum, can we talk?
374
00:15:30,060 --> 00:15:31,539
What did you say?
375
00:15:31,540 --> 00:15:33,219
I said, can we talk?
376
00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:33,460
I said, can we talk?
377
00:15:33,461 --> 00:15:35,499
It's kind of important, Mum.
378
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:40,939
Oh! Ice! I need ice!
379
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,819
What did you do that for?
We had a rhythm going!
380
00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:44,060
What did you do that for?
I'm sorry! I...
381
00:15:44,061 --> 00:15:45,899
I'm sorry! I...
382
00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:47,539
Ice, please. Please. Oh!
383
00:15:47,540 --> 00:15:49,019
Ice!
384
00:15:49,020 --> 00:15:51,019
That's where my
Game Box controller went!
385
00:15:51,020 --> 00:15:54,539
What on earth possessed you to think
you could just waltz in here
386
00:15:54,540 --> 00:15:54,780
What on earth possessed you to think
and disrupt our topam-topam?
387
00:15:54,781 --> 00:15:57,059
and disrupt our topam-topam?
388
00:15:57,060 --> 00:15:57,300
I...
and disrupt our topam-topam?
389
00:15:57,301 --> 00:15:59,019
I...
390
00:15:59,020 --> 00:15:59,260
I...
I just w-wanted to be involved.
391
00:15:59,261 --> 00:16:01,299
I just w-wanted to be involved.
392
00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:03,499
Ah!
Involved?
393
00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:03,740
Ah!
Aww! You want to be involved.
394
00:16:03,741 --> 00:16:06,300
Aww! You want to be involved.
395
00:16:08,020 --> 00:16:09,900
You can kill the goat.
396
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,379
Please don't tell me you have a goat.
397
00:16:13,380 --> 00:16:15,299
Yes, well, you don't
go to a goat farm
398
00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:15,540
Yes, well, you don't
without bringing back a few goats.
399
00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:17,379
without bringing back a few goats.
400
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:31,379
Oh, my god. We have a goat!
401
00:16:31,380 --> 00:16:34,579
Yes - and we have
400 chichinga to make.
402
00:16:34,580 --> 00:16:34,820
Yes - and we have
Now, either you do it
403
00:16:34,821 --> 00:16:36,259
Now, either you do it
404
00:16:36,260 --> 00:16:37,859
or I do.
405
00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:38,100
Oh, Aunty Maggie, please.
or I do.
406
00:16:38,101 --> 00:16:40,019
Oh, Aunty Maggie, please.
I can do it with my good hand.
407
00:16:40,020 --> 00:16:40,260
Oh, Aunty Maggie, please.
Oh, no, no, no. It's OK. It's OK.
408
00:16:40,261 --> 00:16:42,979
Oh, no, no, no. It's OK. It's OK.
409
00:16:42,980 --> 00:16:45,459
I cleaned restaurant toilets
when I was 10 years old.
410
00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:47,060
I think I can kill a goat.
411
00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:00,819
Nobody here is killing a goat!
412
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:04,250
We're gonna go buy dead, chopped-up
goat, like normal human beings.
413
00:17:50,380 --> 00:17:52,820
Where are you going, Ernest?
414
00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:02,579
Oh-ho-ho! I got you now, chale.
415
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,500
Oh, god!
416
00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:48,060
Dammit!
417
00:18:49,940 --> 00:18:52,619
Maybe he's selling drugs
at church.
418
00:18:52,620 --> 00:18:55,419
I mean, they already serve wine
there - it's a logical next step.
419
00:18:55,420 --> 00:18:57,459
Honestly, Arthur, I'd make you a hat
420
00:18:57,460 --> 00:19:00,939
if I hadn't wasted all the tin foil
on the credit cards.
421
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:01,180
if I hadn't wasted all the tin foil
Here - you count the float.
422
00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:03,059
Here - you count the float.
423
00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:06,299
Mum, there's literally only
2 American dollars in here.
424
00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:06,540
Mum, there's literally only
Hey, Mr 419.
425
00:19:06,541 --> 00:19:09,859
Hey, Mr 419.
426
00:19:09,860 --> 00:19:10,100
Good to see you at church
Hey, Mr 419.
427
00:19:10,101 --> 00:19:11,899
Good to see you at church
this morning.
428
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:14,779
I was hoping you would come inside,
meet some of my friends.
429
00:19:14,780 --> 00:19:15,020
I was hoping you would come inside,
Oh, you... saw me?
430
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:17,259
Oh, you... saw me?
431
00:19:17,260 --> 00:19:19,099
I was just going for a walk.
432
00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:21,539
I always walk...
Please, Arthur.
433
00:19:21,540 --> 00:19:24,299
We all follow God
at different paces. No judge.
434
00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:24,540
We all follow God
Alright. Let's do what we do best.
435
00:19:24,541 --> 00:19:27,379
Alright. Let's do what we do best.
436
00:19:27,380 --> 00:19:29,219
Let's...
437
00:19:29,220 --> 00:19:31,780
feed the masses!
438
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,659
I was reading that.
439
00:19:55,660 --> 00:19:57,459
I thought you had a big meeting.
440
00:19:57,460 --> 00:19:59,139
I did and I do.
441
00:19:59,140 --> 00:20:01,619
Councillor Sharma here
was just showing me
442
00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:03,459
some of the developments going up
443
00:20:03,460 --> 00:20:03,700
in this beautiful, thriving,
some of the developments going up
444
00:20:03,701 --> 00:20:06,539
in this beautiful, thriving,
diverse suburb of ours.
445
00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:09,659
And you just happened to stop out the
front of Mum and Chong's house.
446
00:20:09,660 --> 00:20:09,900
And you just happened to stop out the
Is that where we are?
447
00:20:09,901 --> 00:20:11,219
Is that where we are?
448
00:20:11,220 --> 00:20:14,019
You know, now that I look around,
this place does look familiar.
449
00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:16,259
Councillor, would you like
a drink of water?
450
00:20:16,260 --> 00:20:17,499
That's great.
451
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:19,099
'Cause I happen to know
452
00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:21,659
that this kitchen has
a truly north-facing aspect.
453
00:20:21,660 --> 00:20:21,900
that this kitchen has
Let's go.
454
00:20:21,901 --> 00:20:23,419
Let's go.
455
00:20:23,420 --> 00:20:26,059
Get out of the way, Arthur. Move.
456
00:20:26,060 --> 00:20:26,300
Get out of the way, Arthur. Move.
457
00:20:26,301 --> 00:20:27,819
Thank you.
458
00:20:27,820 --> 00:20:28,060
Shut the door.
459
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:29,539
Shut the door.
460
00:20:29,540 --> 00:20:31,099
Hey, wait.
461
00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:33,499
Can I ask you something?
462
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,540
How come Dad taught you Ga
and not me?
463
00:20:36,540 --> 00:20:38,220
Because I asked.
464
00:20:55,780 --> 00:21:01,619
OK. Now, when you see the signal,
start loading up the grill.
465
00:21:01,620 --> 00:21:05,379
Got plenty of stock but... oh,
these puppies are gonna fly.
466
00:21:05,380 --> 00:21:08,579
And if word gets out
there's only a few left,
467
00:21:08,580 --> 00:21:11,540
things could get real ugly,
real quick.
468
00:21:13,580 --> 00:21:15,500
OK.
OK.
469
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:22,339
Eugh! Aunty Maggie,
this is a lot of grease.
470
00:21:22,340 --> 00:21:25,579
Oh, grease? I just see
more flavour, Emmanuel.
471
00:21:25,580 --> 00:21:27,859
Oh... I'm Ernest.
Oh!
472
00:21:27,860 --> 00:21:30,660
That is a great quality to have,
Emmanuel.
473
00:21:40,540 --> 00:21:43,339
That stain
from pinot-palooza?
474
00:21:43,340 --> 00:21:43,580
That stain
Not coming out.
475
00:21:43,581 --> 00:21:45,019
Not coming out.
476
00:21:45,020 --> 00:21:47,019
You could try hair spray.
477
00:21:47,020 --> 00:21:49,820
What - am I trying to make the stain
look good, or...?
478
00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:54,019
Am I a bad son?
479
00:21:54,020 --> 00:21:58,019
Look...
you need some fresh air.
480
00:21:58,020 --> 00:22:00,219
These chemicals
are going to your head.
481
00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:03,539
Well, I feel like I've been
traded up for a better model.
482
00:22:03,540 --> 00:22:06,539
Mum's doing a market stall today
and instead of me being there,
483
00:22:06,540 --> 00:22:10,059
there's some really ripped guy who
can never seem to find a shirt there.
484
00:22:10,060 --> 00:22:10,300
there's some really ripped guy who
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey. Whoa.
485
00:22:10,301 --> 00:22:12,019
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey. Whoa.
486
00:22:12,020 --> 00:22:13,659
Hold up, hold up.
487
00:22:13,660 --> 00:22:15,899
Your mum's at the markets?
488
00:22:15,900 --> 00:22:16,140
Yeah.
Your mum's at the markets?
489
00:22:16,141 --> 00:22:18,019
Yeah.
Is she making the kebabs?
490
00:22:18,020 --> 00:22:18,260
Yeah.
Yeah.
491
00:22:18,261 --> 00:22:19,579
Yeah.
492
00:22:19,580 --> 00:22:22,059
We need to go.
This is non-negotiable.
493
00:22:22,060 --> 00:22:24,299
I think about those kebabs
all the time.
494
00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:27,059
It's literally the thing I miss most
about our relationship.
495
00:22:27,060 --> 00:22:29,110
I know that sounds bad but it's...
it's true.
496
00:22:32,540 --> 00:22:35,059
Where are you going?
To find my hair spray!
497
00:22:35,060 --> 00:22:38,430
We're gonna wrap this up before
lunch. Let's go, let's go, let's go!
498
00:22:41,380 --> 00:22:45,059
Right - so, I have you down
for one fufu with peanut sauce,
499
00:22:45,060 --> 00:22:45,300
Right - so, I have you down
two chichingas - anything else?
500
00:22:45,301 --> 00:22:47,939
two chichingas - anything else?
501
00:22:47,940 --> 00:22:50,980
Yes - your phone number, please.
502
00:22:52,300 --> 00:22:55,819
I'll call out your name
when your order's ready, Tony.
503
00:22:55,820 --> 00:22:57,179
Aunty Maggie!
Oh!
504
00:22:57,180 --> 00:22:57,420
Aunty Maggie!
Fire! Fire!
505
00:22:57,421 --> 00:22:58,860
Fire! Fire!
506
00:23:04,020 --> 00:23:06,379
Oh, oh!
507
00:23:06,380 --> 00:23:08,579
The chichinga is spoilt.
508
00:23:08,580 --> 00:23:11,419
There we go - packed with flavour!
509
00:23:11,420 --> 00:23:13,420
Oh, thanks.
510
00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:21,659
You know, lunch time
is only so long...
511
00:23:21,660 --> 00:23:25,059
I've got your order already,
haven't I?
512
00:23:25,060 --> 00:23:26,899
Yes - and you're still waiting?
513
00:23:26,900 --> 00:23:30,259
And... and I've got yours coming
and... and you're vegan, yes?
514
00:23:30,260 --> 00:23:32,219
But you have fish sauce -
is that right?
515
00:23:32,220 --> 00:23:32,460
But you have fish sauce -
Do we even have fish sauce?
516
00:23:32,461 --> 00:23:34,499
Do we even have fish sauce?
517
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,460
Oh, OK. I did... I did...
518
00:23:52,900 --> 00:23:54,940
Give me two of Teshi's finest.
519
00:23:56,820 --> 00:23:59,019
Oh, Mum! Are you OK?
520
00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:01,980
Arthur, I bit off
more than I can chew.
521
00:24:03,100 --> 00:24:05,019
Then chew harder.
522
00:24:05,020 --> 00:24:06,900
Put a shirt on, Ernest!
523
00:24:09,780 --> 00:24:11,819
It's the younger generation -
524
00:24:11,820 --> 00:24:12,060
they act like they've never
It's the younger generation -
525
00:24:12,061 --> 00:24:15,019
they act like they've never
seen a fat fire before.
526
00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:18,019
Look, you guys have
so much fresh produce,
527
00:24:18,020 --> 00:24:21,150
you should start thinking about
opening your own restaurant.
528
00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:24,219
That is a great idea, Maggie.
529
00:24:24,220 --> 00:24:26,860
I will take that thought on board.
530
00:24:29,540 --> 00:24:31,420
Uh...
531
00:24:32,660 --> 00:24:34,579
See?
532
00:24:34,580 --> 00:24:37,220
And you thought I couldn't do it.
533
00:24:43,660 --> 00:24:45,380
Hey.
534
00:24:52,020 --> 00:24:54,780
How come you never
cooked chichingas for me?
535
00:24:56,140 --> 00:24:57,899
Ah, you need the pure stuff,
536
00:24:57,900 --> 00:25:00,940
none of the street blow
they sell around here.
537
00:25:02,020 --> 00:25:05,019
You know, I've been thinking about
the drive and it's...
538
00:25:05,020 --> 00:25:08,699
probably not the best idea
to arrive in Canberra as criminal.
539
00:25:08,700 --> 00:25:10,660
You know, you would fit in.
540
00:25:14,020 --> 00:25:16,019
What are you gonna do with Pablo?
541
00:25:16,020 --> 00:25:17,539
Mmm...
542
00:25:17,540 --> 00:25:20,020
you work out a way
to get him back to me.
543
00:25:23,740 --> 00:25:25,500
Uh...
Yoink!
544
00:25:26,740 --> 00:25:28,340
Mm-mm-mmm!
545
00:25:30,380 --> 00:25:32,819
Well, thanks, Mum.
546
00:25:32,820 --> 00:25:35,019
Oh, you're welcome.
547
00:25:35,020 --> 00:25:36,539
Wait...
548
00:25:36,540 --> 00:25:38,179
what for?
549
00:25:38,180 --> 00:25:39,779
For getting me out of my rut!
550
00:25:39,780 --> 00:25:40,020
And giving me something
For getting me out of my rut!
551
00:25:40,021 --> 00:25:41,779
And giving me something
to write about for once.
552
00:25:41,780 --> 00:25:45,179
Oh, for once? I've already
signed us up for next week!
553
00:25:45,180 --> 00:25:45,420
Oh, for once? I've already
Absolutely not.
554
00:25:45,421 --> 00:25:46,939
Absolutely not.
555
00:25:46,940 --> 00:25:48,699
I forgot to do the doughnuts!
556
00:25:48,700 --> 00:25:51,419
Mum, we're not doing this again!
We've got a goat, remember?
557
00:25:51,420 --> 00:25:53,060
What a great kid.
558
00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:56,579
Wait - are you talking about
me or the goat?
559
00:25:56,580 --> 00:25:59,659
Please, Aunty Maggie,
the last box is inside.
560
00:25:59,660 --> 00:25:59,900
Please, Aunty Maggie,
What do you say, Ernest -
561
00:25:59,901 --> 00:26:01,339
What do you say, Ernest -
562
00:26:01,340 --> 00:26:01,580
how about you and me head to town
What do you say, Ernest -
563
00:26:01,581 --> 00:26:03,979
how about you and me head to town
and hit some of the clubs?
564
00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:04,220
how about you and me head to town
Oh! Arthur, my brother.
565
00:26:04,221 --> 00:26:06,459
Oh! Arthur, my brother.
566
00:26:06,460 --> 00:26:08,019
I spoke to my parents
567
00:26:08,020 --> 00:26:10,499
and they are hiring me
an apartment in Parramatta.
568
00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:14,539
Oh, man! I was hoping maybe we could
have a little Game Box tourney.
569
00:26:14,540 --> 00:26:16,780
Ghanaians vs green-and-gold.
570
00:26:16,781 --> 00:26:19,619
To be honest,
I wanted to live with you
571
00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:21,659
so I could embrace
Australian culture
572
00:26:21,660 --> 00:26:21,900
so I could embrace
but all you've done since I got here
573
00:26:21,901 --> 00:26:23,499
but all you've done since I got here
574
00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:23,740
is sit around, drink alcohol
but all you've done since I got here
575
00:26:23,741 --> 00:26:26,539
is sit around, drink alcohol
and argue with your mother.
576
00:26:26,540 --> 00:26:28,819
Yeah, that is the culture.
Yeah.
577
00:26:28,820 --> 00:26:29,060
- Yeah, that is the culture.
- Let's go, Ernest!
578
00:26:29,061 --> 00:26:31,019
Let's go, Ernest!
579
00:26:31,020 --> 00:26:33,499
I can get you a duplex
by the stadium
580
00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:35,579
if we get there by 6:30pm.
581
00:26:35,580 --> 00:26:37,619
I'll be right there. See you, Aunty.
582
00:26:37,620 --> 00:26:39,819
Oh - and bring the envelope, yeah?
583
00:26:39,820 --> 00:26:41,539
I've got it.
584
00:26:41,540 --> 00:26:43,780
See you!
Bye!
585
00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:48,019
Are we being dumped by Ernest?
586
00:26:48,020 --> 00:26:50,139
I think so.
587
00:26:50,140 --> 00:26:52,619
Hey, Ernest!
Yes?
588
00:26:52,620 --> 00:26:54,539
Yabba jog-bern.
589
00:26:54,540 --> 00:26:56,419
Pardon?
590
00:26:56,420 --> 00:26:58,219
Yab... yaaba jog... bann?
591
00:26:58,220 --> 00:27:00,019
Yabba-jig... yabba jigbann.
592
00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:02,179
Yabba... yabba jerbin.
Come again?
593
00:27:02,180 --> 00:27:02,420
Yabba... yabba jerbin.
Yabba... yabba jerbin.
594
00:27:02,421 --> 00:27:04,019
Yabba... yabba jerbin.
595
00:27:04,020 --> 00:27:05,899
I'm trying to say 'goodbye'.
596
00:27:05,900 --> 00:27:07,179
Oh!
597
00:27:07,180 --> 00:27:09,019
Yaaba jogbann!
598
00:27:09,020 --> 00:27:12,219
Oh!
Blofonyo!
599
00:27:12,220 --> 00:27:13,270
Oh!
600
00:27:15,580 --> 00:27:18,740
Hey!
Blofonyo!
601
00:27:18,741 --> 00:27:21,779
Oh, well. Looks like
it's just you and me, Mum.
602
00:27:21,780 --> 00:27:22,020
Oh, well. Looks like
Oh, believe me, Arthur,
603
00:27:22,021 --> 00:27:24,019
Oh, believe me, Arthur,
604
00:27:24,020 --> 00:27:26,059
that's more than enough.
605
00:27:26,060 --> 00:27:28,900
Captions by Red Bee Media
606
00:27:31,980 --> 00:27:34,219
Hey! Where did you learn
how to do that?
607
00:27:34,220 --> 00:27:37,459
Well, you know how you get out of
bed at 10:00am of a morning?
608
00:27:37,460 --> 00:27:37,700
Well, you know how you get out of
A lot happens before that.
609
00:27:37,701 --> 00:27:39,700
A lot happens before that.
610
00:27:40,780 --> 00:27:42,379
Boom!
Oh, OK.
611
00:27:42,380 --> 00:27:43,430
Boom!
612
00:27:44,860 --> 00:27:48,060
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613
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