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- Looking for someone Mr. Cervantes?
- Por favor?
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Nevermind!
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This way!
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- Good evening Juan - Good evening
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- You only just made it? - Sí, sí
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- Come along then, into the classroom
- In a momenta! First I've to go some place
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- Well, don't be too long - No, no
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Come on! This way, this way
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Good evening everyone
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I must warn you, I'm not in
the best of humours tonight
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In fact, I have a serious complaint
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- Why not go to the doctor? - It's
not that sort of complaint, Danielle
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I'm far from happy with your progress!
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I feel as if I'm banging my
head against a brick wall
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Oh blimey! If you're doing
that, you'll be getting a headache
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I checked your homework last night!
Frankly I think you're getting worse
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Max, the great form of address for a
cardinal is not 'west wing of the cathedraI'
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I didn't know he'd moved!
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It should have been your eminence!
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And Danielle, the word
'conjugate' is applied to verbs
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And has nothing whatsoever to
do with marital relations
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I am sorry!
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And as for you Ranjeet, some of
your answers make no sense whatsoever
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That is because I'm not understanding
the gist of the questions
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So I'm answering different
questions that I do understand
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- That is not the object of
homework - Thousand apologies
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- Buona Sera - Giovanni,
what time do you call this?
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Ten past seven!
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- You're late! Haven't you got a watch?
- I had a watch! It was a beautiful watch!
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It was rustproof, shockproof,
waterproof! Everything!
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- The only trouble it wasn't
quite superproof - Superproof?
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Yeah, last night I'm working
in the restaurant!
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And oops, I dropped it in the soupiere
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Quiet!
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- Have you seen Juan? - One what?
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- Juan Cervantes - Scusi! No
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Where the devil has he got to?
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Perdón Señora!
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- ls OK my friend wait here for
me? - I don't know about that
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- It's only till finish class
- All right then
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- You want a cup of tea? -
He not speak the English good
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Not like me!
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You wait here! No speak, no nothing!
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- OK? - KO
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- No KO, OK! - OK
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This evening we are going to
concentrate on the alphabet
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I'm going to go round the class
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And I want each of you to give
me a word beginning...
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with different letters of the alphabet
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Max, we'll start with you! A or a
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A desk
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- No Max, that's a D - Alright, Dee Desk
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Max, desk doesn't begin with the letter
A! I want a word beginning with A
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- A door - Good, Adore! Well done
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- Excuse please! - Yes Ali
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I am not understanding why you are saying a
desk is not right but a door is right
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Well you see when Max said adore, he
was meaning the verb 'to adore'
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And although the sound is the same, he
didn't mean a door! For example this door
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- Am I right Max? - Sure you're
right! I am meaning any door
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At this rate, it will take us a
wee to get through the alphabet
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We'll try again Max! Please
give me a word beginning with A
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And I don't want a something! Just
one word beginning with the letter A
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think of a fruit!
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- Apple - Apple, good!
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Danielle, B!
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- B for brave - Good
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- B for beautiful - Thank you Danielle!
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- Anna, C - Red
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- Red? What's that got to do with C?
- Red Sea
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I want a word beginning with the letter C
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- Cow - Yes well done
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- Taro, D - Ah so
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- Darko - Darko? Well it's Dark
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- Dark - Yes
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Jamila E
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- Effening - Good, excellent! Well done
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- Giovanni F - Fic
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- Fic? - That's right
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There's no such word as Fic
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Sure there is! My boss is
English and he say it lots of times
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- Fru fic and fru fin - Your
boss's grammar is not very good
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And don't you dare say the old chestnut
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About his grammar being
very good for his age
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- I not say that - Good
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She's dead!
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- I not say that - Good She's dead!
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Quiet everybody!
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There's far too much
levity in this class
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Don't forget you have your
exams coming up shortly
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Now try and take it seriously please
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- Giovanni, a word with F - Female
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Thank you, well done
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Su Lee, G
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- Glate - Glate?
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As in gleat wall of China! Built
by grolious Chinese workers
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- Glate - Glate? As in gleat wall of China!
Built by grolious Chinese workers
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Yes thank you Su Lee
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- Perdón - Ah Juan
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- We're just going through
the alphabet - Por favor
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- A, B, C, D, E - Ah sí alfabeto
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A, B, C, D
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Can you give me a
word beginning with the letter H
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Por favor
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- Palabra - Ah palabra
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- Huly - Huly
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- Si, H'april, May, Hune,
Huly - No Juan, that's a J, July
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- I want the letter H - Ah sí Hacienda
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- I'll accept that - Por favor
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It's alright, it doesn't
matter! Sit down
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- Ali, I - You are what?
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A word begining with the letter l
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- Infidel - Are you meaning me?
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Sit down!
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- Ranjeet, J - Jackass
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- Are you meaning me? - Most definitely
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I knock your damn turban
off you monkey face
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Quiet please, sit down both of you!
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- Danielle, K - K for Kindhearted
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- Good - K for Kiss
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I think that'll do Danielle! Thank you
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- Max, I - Elephant
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No Max, try again
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- Lovely - Good
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- Anna, M - Masterrace
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- Jamila, N - Nitting
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No knitting begins with a K
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- What do you knit with? - Ah... Wool
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No, what are these?
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- Needles - Needles, excellent
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Well done! Giovanni, can you give
me a word begining with the letter O
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- 'Orrible - No
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- 'Oliday - No
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- 'Opeless - Yes you are
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You keep dropping your aspirates
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I not drop nothing
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An aspirate is the sound
made by the letter H
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The words you gave me all
start with H, not with O
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- Scusi - I want a word begining with O!
Come on
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- Outside - That's better
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- Excuse me Mr. Brown - Hello Gladys
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Miss Courtney wants to
see you in the tea room
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Right, I'll be as quick as I can!
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Giovanni, would you take charge of
the class while I'm away
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Si professori
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- I think you'd better come
too Pedro - Por favor?
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Miss Courtney has found
your fishy friend
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Are you going to answer me?
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What is your name?
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Who are you? What are you doing here?
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- What seems to be the problem
M. Courtney - This is
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I just came in here and found him
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He seems to be some sort of foreigner
but I can't get a word out of him
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- ls he one of yours? - No
I've never seen him before
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before You can find out
what he's doing here!
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- ls he one of yours?
- No I've never seen him
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You can find out what he's doing here!
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After all you do seem to have
a way with these foreign persons
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I'll do my best
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Hello, what's your name? Name
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Do you speak English?
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Parlez-vous francais?
Spracen de Deutsch?
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Parliamo Italiano? Habla Español?
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Well say something even
if it's only get notted!
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- Amigo - Everything alright! Not worry
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- Juan, you know this person? - Si
I tell you the truth! ls my brother
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- Your brother? I don't believe you
- OK, I tell you truth, ls not my brother
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- ls good friend!
We sleep together - Pardon?
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Not in same bed, in same room
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- Why don't you tell me the whole
story? - OK I make the clean chest
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- Breast - Sí
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- But you must promise not to tell nobody
- Let's hear what you have to say first
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His name is Boris! ls Marinero
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- Marinero? - Sí
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- He's a sailor - Sailor
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- He's a sailor - Sailor Last night,
he come in bar where I work! He is rushin
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- Rushing? - Sí
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- You mean he was in a hurry?
- No, no! He's Rooshin. From Roosha
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- A russian sailor - Sí
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We drink
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- Vodka - Si vodka
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And he as me for a mental home
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- He ased you for what?
- He say no go back Roosha
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Ask me for a mental home, casa de locos
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- Asylum, Political asylum - Sí, sí
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- He's a defector - No, he's Rooshin
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- You not let them take him back
- Of course not
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This is a free country! If he wants to
stay here, he's perfectly in liberty to do so
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Welcome to England Comrade!
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Silenzio!
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What do you want?
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You're supposed to be studying the books
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- Who say so? - I say so
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look professori he's put me in charge!
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You got to do what I tell you
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Now I am gonna as the questions and
you give me the answers
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- Ali - Yes please
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What is a noun?
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Oh blimey, it is very simple!
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'Noun' is a lady who
is living in a convent
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That's a nun!
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Jamila, what is the plural of a thief?
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- The plural of a thief - A thief
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- Robbers! - No, no not robbers
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look these are rubbers!
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- One thief, two... - Thiefs
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That's better!
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- Max, what's the opposite of bitter? - Lotta
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- It's not right - Sure it is
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Opposite of bitter money is lotta money
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Quiet!
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- Silenzio - Thank you
Giovanni, you can sit down now
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Juan I think it might be a good
idea if Boris sat next to you
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For your general
information, Boris is from Russia
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Much better he sit next me lather than
Ieplesentative of capitarist phirosophy
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Sorry to disappoint you Su Lee but
Boris has decided to change horses
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Blimey, is he a Russian cowboy?
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No Ali I meant he's decided
he prefers our
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democratic way of life
to the Russian regime
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- He's a defector! - He's
tlaitor! Better ling Lussian Embassy
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We will do no such thing Su Lee!
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Boris has made his decision
and after class
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Miss Courtney will inform
the Home Office
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Who will then decide
whether he can stay
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- Why he wish to reave Lussia?
- I haven't the faintest idea
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- Maybe he's a spy
- Yeah a double agent
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Maybe Su Lee is right! Send
him back vere he came from
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He should be intellogated
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Sit down everybody!
Quiet, please! Sit down
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I'm sure Boris has a perfectly good
reason for wishing to remain here
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- Boris! - Da Da
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Would you come out here please?
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Juan, does Boris speak any English?
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- I teach him a little - Good
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- Why do you want to leave Russia?
- Por favor?
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I see you speak English
as well as Juan does
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It's alright! Why do you
wish to leave Russia?
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Come over here!
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- Russia! - Da Da
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- England - Da Da
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Why you leave Russia to stay in England
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- A woman? - Da Da
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- ls this true Juan? - Sí sí
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Iast night in bar,
he meet beautiful girl
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He has fallen, how you say,
heels over head
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- Head over heels - Sí
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- Sit down - Da da
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Vive I'amour Boris
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Well Su Lee, I'm sure even you wouldn't
wish to stand in the way of true love
249
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- Tlue rove should be for state not individual
- Not this side of the iron curtain
250
00:15:39,675 --> 00:15:42,925
Now where were we up to in the
alphabet? Which letter have we got to?
251
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- P - P
252
00:15:44,133 --> 00:15:46,592
Suppose you give me a
word begining with P
253
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- Plopaganda - Propaganda
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As used by decadent western world
255
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To splead ries about
grolious peace roving Chinese
256
00:15:55,675 --> 00:15:58,883
Su Lee, do you have to make a political
speech every time you answer a question?
257
00:15:59,008 --> 00:16:03,675
Yes! Chairman Mao say it
is duty of those who can see
258
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To guide brind to right of tluth
259
00:16:06,050 --> 00:16:08,508
The 8 points of attention are as follows
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Do not damage clops
261
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Do not take riberties with women
262
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:16,508
Yes Su Lee sit down,
thank you! That will do
263
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Ali give me a word beginning with Q
264
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- Q - Yes go on
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- Q - Yes come on
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- Q - Ali, will you
give me a word with Q
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00:16:32,050 --> 00:16:34,467
Blimey I am giving it to
you three times already
268
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Queue like bus, stop, queue
269
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I see, I'm sorry! Well done!
270
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- Taro, R - Ah so
271
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- Radio - Good
272
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:50,133
- Ranjeet, S - Eskimo
273
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- No, Eskimo begins with E
- A thousand apologies
274
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- think of word that describes you
- Stupid
275
00:17:00,050 --> 00:17:03,633
Don't you call me stupid you
half witted pakistani popadom
276
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Don't you call me Pakistani
papadom, you brown chapati
277
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All right, that'll do!
Sit down both of you!
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- Juan, T - Por favor?
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- T - Ah tea, sí
280
00:17:20,008 --> 00:17:22,592
No it's not time for tea break
281
00:17:22,717 --> 00:17:24,467
- Por favor? - Never mind, sit down
282
00:17:26,592 --> 00:17:29,925
- Excuse me Mr. Brown
- What is it this time Gladys?
283
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:32,092
- There's another one turned up
- Another what?
284
00:17:32,675 --> 00:17:35,633
A rusky! I've just shown
him into Miss Courtney's office
285
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I am Captain Ivan lvanovitch!
286
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- Are you? - Da
287
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- And you are, Mrs?
- I am Miss Courtney
288
00:17:46,550 --> 00:17:50,800
- A fine womans like you
has no husband - No
289
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I am understanding! You
prefer to have the lovers
290
00:17:55,508 --> 00:18:00,592
Certainly not! Now will
you please get to the point
291
00:18:00,717 --> 00:18:03,842
I have reason to believe
one of my men is here
292
00:18:03,967 --> 00:18:06,550
- Really? - Come Mrs. Courtney
293
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- Miss - Miss
294
00:18:09,675 --> 00:18:11,092
We both know he's here!
295
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He must come back to the
ship and return to Russia
296
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That is for him to decide
297
00:18:16,633 --> 00:18:17,550
Enter
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00:18:18,008 --> 00:18:19,550
You wish to see me Miss Courtney?
299
00:18:19,675 --> 00:18:23,550
This is Captain Ivan Ivanovitch!
Mr. Brown our English teacher
300
00:18:23,675 --> 00:18:26,550
- How are you doing?
- Very well thank you
301
00:18:26,925 --> 00:18:28,800
And may I welcome you to
England! You and
302
00:18:28,925 --> 00:18:31,383
your compatriot are
perfectly safe here
303
00:18:31,508 --> 00:18:33,967
You don't have to go back to
Russia if you don't want to
304
00:18:35,175 --> 00:18:37,092
- Mr. Brown - Yes?
305
00:18:37,508 --> 00:18:42,758
The Captain has no wish to stay here!
He's come to take back the other person
306
00:18:42,925 --> 00:18:45,008
- But you can't do that - Why not?
307
00:18:45,467 --> 00:18:49,050
He doesn't want to go back! He's met this
girl you see and he wants to get married
308
00:18:49,175 --> 00:18:52,092
That is impossible! We are
only being here for one night
309
00:18:52,217 --> 00:18:53,550
It was love at first sight
310
00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:58,508
- People do not fall in love at
first sight - English people do
311
00:18:58,633 --> 00:19:01,508
I tell you he cannot be getting
an English wife
312
00:19:01,633 --> 00:19:04,800
- Why not? - Because he
already has a Russian one
313
00:19:05,550 --> 00:19:09,842
- Are you saying he's already
married? - Da Da, to Anastasia
314
00:19:09,925 --> 00:19:12,842
Well, this puts an entirely different
complexion on the matter
315
00:19:12,967 --> 00:19:18,467
I'm afraid we have no alternative but
to return your roving shipmate
316
00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:20,800
- Will you see to that Mr. Brown?
- Very well
317
00:19:25,883 --> 00:19:31,342
You are a woman of great
perception as well as being beautiful
318
00:19:31,717 --> 00:19:33,342
Thank you
319
00:19:33,883 --> 00:19:38,008
You are reminding me so much of
your great national figure
320
00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:42,842
- Yes, people've said I resemble
the Queen - No, not Queen
321
00:19:43,717 --> 00:19:46,467
British Bulldog!
322
00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:50,800
Juan, I as you the question!
323
00:19:51,508 --> 00:19:55,008
- What is the name for a
group of cows? - Por favor?
324
00:19:55,592 --> 00:19:57,842
Hey come on!
You know what I'm saying!
325
00:19:58,008 --> 00:20:00,300
You might fool professori,
you not fool me
326
00:20:00,883 --> 00:20:04,467
- What is the name for a
group of cows - I don't know
327
00:20:04,883 --> 00:20:07,717
- A herd of cows - Por favor?
328
00:20:07,842 --> 00:20:11,300
- A herd of cows
- Sure I heard of cows
329
00:20:12,842 --> 00:20:16,342
Santa Maria, a herd of
cows is a lot of cows
330
00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:18,758
And you speak a lot of bull
331
00:20:20,592 --> 00:20:22,758
Thank you Giovanni
332
00:20:23,383 --> 00:20:24,717
Than goodness you're back!
333
00:20:24,842 --> 00:20:28,217
I tell you professori I donno how
you put up with all these foreigners
334
00:20:30,550 --> 00:20:31,508
Boris!
335
00:20:31,633 --> 00:20:34,883
There's a friend of yours outside!
336
00:20:35,050 --> 00:20:36,675
He's waiting to take
you back to the ship!
337
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,925
- Captain Ivanovich - Nyet
338
00:20:39,050 --> 00:20:43,258
Not nyet! Da da! He's
told me all about Anastasia
339
00:20:43,508 --> 00:20:45,425
Anastasia
340
00:20:45,550 --> 00:20:49,633
For your general information,
Anastasia is Boris' wife back in Russia
341
00:20:51,883 --> 00:20:53,883
Old Cossack!
342
00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:01,425
- Will you permit me Mr.
Brown? - He's all yours Captain
343
00:21:03,050 --> 00:21:07,258
Boris, Boris! You lousy cheat
344
00:21:20,467 --> 00:21:22,592
Alright come along now!
Pay attention!
345
00:21:22,717 --> 00:21:24,342
We've had enough interruptions
for one evening
346
00:21:24,467 --> 00:21:26,467
What letter of the
alphabet were we up to?
347
00:21:26,967 --> 00:21:28,633
Me, T
348
00:21:28,758 --> 00:21:31,383
- Well Juan - Tabaco
349
00:21:31,508 --> 00:21:32,883
Tobacco, good
350
00:21:33,383 --> 00:21:36,467
- Max, U - Me
351
00:21:36,592 --> 00:21:40,342
- No Max, the letter U - h'umbrella
352
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:45,592
- Yes good but it's not
h'umbrella, umbrella - H'ockay
353
00:21:46,633 --> 00:21:49,633
- Anna, V - Vent
354
00:21:49,758 --> 00:21:54,633
- Yes good, Vent as in 'air vent' -
Nein, as in I vent to vash my hands
355
00:21:55,300 --> 00:22:00,342
No Anna! Those words begin with
W! I want a word that begins with V
356
00:22:00,467 --> 00:22:03,217
- What instrument Yehudi
Menugin play? - A fiddle
357
00:22:04,342 --> 00:22:09,342
- A violin, V - Wiolin, Ja
358
00:22:10,633 --> 00:22:15,508
- Danielle, W - W for Warm
359
00:22:15,592 --> 00:22:17,633
- Good - W for When
360
00:22:18,550 --> 00:22:21,383
I only wanted one word Danielle
361
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:25,508
- Excuse me Mr. Brown
- What is this time Gladys?
362
00:22:25,633 --> 00:22:27,383
- He's back - Who's back?
363
00:22:27,508 --> 00:22:29,258
Ivan the Terrible!
364
00:22:30,342 --> 00:22:31,592
He wants to see you
365
00:22:32,550 --> 00:22:33,842
Giovanni!
366
00:22:38,258 --> 00:22:41,258
- Captain you wanted to see
me? - Yes Mr. Brown, could l...
367
00:22:52,425 --> 00:22:54,175
- Leave it to me! - Thank you Mr. Brown
368
00:22:56,550 --> 00:22:57,425
Enter
369
00:22:57,717 --> 00:23:02,508
Miss Courtney, we've got a bit of a
problem! Captain Ivanovich is outside
370
00:23:02,633 --> 00:23:04,758
Don't tell me his compatriot's escaped
371
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:06,842
Oh no, Boris is safely on
his way back to the ship
372
00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:08,508
Then why has the Captain returned?
373
00:23:08,633 --> 00:23:09,842
He wants to defect!
374
00:23:10,217 --> 00:23:13,675
He said lie Boris he has
fallen heels over head in love
375
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:15,842
These foreigners are impossible
376
00:23:15,967 --> 00:23:19,508
Tell him to go away! His infatuations
have nothing to do with us
377
00:23:19,633 --> 00:23:24,217
I'm afraid this one has! You see
he says he's fallen in love with you
378
00:23:27,925 --> 00:23:32,092
My little English Bulldog!
379
00:23:33,758 --> 00:23:37,342
- I am loving you Mrs. Courtney
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