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- ♪ MTV ♪
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[both chuckling]
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[rock music]
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♪ ♪
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- Yeah, the woods sucks.
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It's, like, full of trees.
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[chuckles]
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- Shut up, dumbass.
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Hector said there's
a naked swimming hole
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out here somewhere.
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[chuckles]
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- I know, but, um,
I think we're lost.
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We passed that tree,
like, three times already.
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[chuckles]
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- Trees all look
the same, dumbass.
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[chuckles]
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- Not that one.
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It's got a butthole.
See?
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Check it out.
[chuckles]
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- Oh, yeah.
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[both chuckling]
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Well, good job, asswipe.
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Now we're lost.
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How is anyone ever
gonna find us out here?
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[chuckles]
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- [humming]
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♪ Up here in the sky ♪
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♪ Up here I feel free ♪
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♪ Up here with the eagles ♪
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♪ My glider and me ♪
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- Whoa.
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Beavis, we gotta get that
guy's attention somehow.
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- Yeah, and let him know
he sucks!
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[chuckles] You suck!
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- Yeah.
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You suck really bad.
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[chuckles]
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- You sing like a butthole!
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- Beavis?
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Butt-Head?
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Hello, boys.
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I'm up here flying
with the eagle--
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[eagle screeching]
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Ah! Ahh!
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[eagle screeching]
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Oh.
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Ah.
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- Whoa.
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It's Van Driessen.
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[both chuckling]
- Oh, yeah.
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- Ugh, boys.
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My leg is broken.
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You need to carry me
to get medical attention.
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Oh.
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- Uh, no.
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[chuckles]
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- Yeah, we're lost.
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So, like, um--
so we don't want to.
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[chuckles]
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- Boys...[sighs]
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I had hoped to rely on
your basic human decency.
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- You'll find none
of that here, sir.
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[chuckles]
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- But you're lost, and I know
the way out of the woods.
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You need me
as much as I need you.
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- Uh, oh, yeah.
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[chuckles]
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Needing people sucks.
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[chuckles]
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- Yeah, yeah, really.
[chuckles]
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[rock music playing]
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[cheers and applause]
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- Whoa.
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That's JJ Escobar.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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[chuckles]
Who's JJ Escobar?
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[chuckles]
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- Uh, I don't know.
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Some fat guy with
a sock on his head.
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[chuckles]
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- Yeah, yeah, cool.
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[chuckles]
Backyard wrestling kicks ass.
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Yeah.
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[chuckles]
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- And he's holding it.
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- Come on up here.
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- That's the Grand Prix
trophy!
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That's the hardcore
Grand Prix trophy!
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- [mockingly]
That's the Grand Prix trophy!
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That's the hardcore
Grand Prix trophy!
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- [chuckling]
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- This kicks ass, though.
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[chuckles]
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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It sure does.
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- This is the calm
before the ass-kicking.
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[chuckles]
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- Oh, yeah, yeah.
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[chuckles]
Ooh, this could get good.
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Yeah.
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Yeah! There it is.
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Yeah. Go, go!
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Yeah.
- Yeah.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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- Yeah, there you go.
There you go.
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Yeah, yeah.
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- Ooh, yes.
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- Ooh, this could get good,
Butt-Head.
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- Oh, my God.
This is not going to be good.
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- [chuckles]
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- Yes!
- Yes.
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- Ooh, yeah.
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[chuckling]
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- That absolutely kicked ass.
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[chuckles]
- Yeah, yeah.
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You know, it almost looked
like he jumped off on purpose.
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And then he landed
in those boxes that
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just happened to be there.
[chuckles]
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- That's cool.
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[chuckles]
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- You know, um--
you know, Butt-Head,
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that's what I love about
this sport, you know?
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It doesn't give back
to the community, you know?
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- Yeah.
[chuckling]
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That kicks ass.
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[chuckles]
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- Think anyone's gonna
call the police?
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[chuckles]
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- Someone will probably,
like, call 911
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and be like, uh, hello, 911?
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This is cool.
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[chuckles]
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Come down here
and check this out.
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[chuckling]
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- Yeah, yeah.
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This is so cool,
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it's an emergency.
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[chuckles]
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Get down here immediately.
[chuckles]
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- Just bring the guy
with the heart attack.
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He'll want to die here
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more than wherever
the hell you are.
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Trust me.
[chuckles]
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- He'll wish this was
the last thing he saw
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instead of his dumb life
flashing before his eyes.
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[chuckles]
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- Then she's like,
"OK, sir, I'm sending
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the fire department because
they like to party too."
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- It's like...
[imitating radio static]
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Uh, yeah, One Adam 12,
we got a 69, 69.
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Something cool is
happening, over.
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[imitating radio static]
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I'm gonna go in there
and drink some beers, over.
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- No, Adam 12,
wait for backup.
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[chuckles]
We're coming in with a keg.
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[chuckles]
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You know what kicks ass?
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Every single person you see
here is breaking parole.
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[both chuckling]
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- Yeah. [chuckles]
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[announcer speaking
indistinctly]
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- He looks like your mom
fumbling around the kitchen
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at night looking
for some beer.
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[chuckles]
Like in between sessions.
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[chuckling]
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- Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, the truth hurts,
you know?
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[chuckles]
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- This is known as
an old growth forest,
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which is crucial for wildlife--
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- This sucks.
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[chuckles]
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- He just goes on and on.
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It's too bad he didn't
break his mouth.
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Jesus.
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- Here, you'll notice
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an interesting species
of tree moss.
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The Indigenous people--
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[exclaiming, gurgling]
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- Hey, Butt-Head.
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He's gone.
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[chuckles]
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- Ah! Ah!
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Ah! Somebody!
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- Uh, there he is.
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He's taking a nap.
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[chuckles]
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- Yeah, look at him.
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He's just lazy.
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[chuckles]
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He just lays there.
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- Just, like, pull him
over here with a stick.
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- [chuckles] Pull him.
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[both chuckling]
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[grunting, whacking]
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- Yeah.
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Come on.
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Put some muscle into it.
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- [grunting]
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Jesus!
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It's like he doesn't
even wanna be rescued.
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Come on.
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[grunting]
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- [moaning]
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- [sighs]
Butt-Head, my arms are tired.
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- [sighs] Me, too.
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Uh, I think it'd be easier
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if we were, like,
both on one side.
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- Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Set this down.
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- Oh!
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- There we go.
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[chuckles]
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- Oh, ow, ah.
Ooh.
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Ah, ah.
- That's better.
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[chuckles]
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- [grunting]
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Um, boys?
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Ah.
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Oh, ah! Ah!
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[grunting]
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[screaming]
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- Carrying one side together
was a good idea.
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It's a lot lighter.
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[chuckles]
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- Yeah. [chuckles]
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Hey, Van Driessen,
how much longer--
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uh, damn it.
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What's wrong
with that butthole?
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- Yeah, yeah, really.
[chuckles]
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You had one job, you know?
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[chuckles]
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- [moans]
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Boys, it's late,
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so you're going to need
to forage for food.
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OK?
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This book will help identify
the safe edible plants.
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- Uh, this sucks.
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I don't see any food.
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[chuckles]
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- Whoa!
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Check it out.
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It looks like a schlong.
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[chuckles]
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Is this thing, um, edible?
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[chuckles]
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- Uh, let's see.
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[chuckles]
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Uh, there it is.
249
00:08:13,194 --> 00:08:14,728
And skulls are cool.
250
00:08:14,795 --> 00:08:15,795
[chuckles]
251
00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:17,731
- Yeah, that must mean
it's cool to eat.
252
00:08:17,798 --> 00:08:18,765
Yeah.
253
00:08:18,799 --> 00:08:20,033
[chuckles]
254
00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,435
- Uh, here you go.
255
00:08:21,502 --> 00:08:22,470
[chuckles]
256
00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:23,771
- Yeah, it should taste cool.
257
00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,205
Yeah. [chuckles]
258
00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:26,340
Now we're going to go
look for food
259
00:08:26,406 --> 00:08:28,208
that doesn't look
like a schlong.
260
00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:30,778
[chuckles]
261
00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,479
Whoo, check it out, Butt-Head!
262
00:08:32,579 --> 00:08:34,248
Let's go back
and get Van Driessen.
263
00:08:34,315 --> 00:08:36,150
- Don't be stupid, Beavis.
264
00:08:36,250 --> 00:08:38,452
He said he needed
medical attention.
265
00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:39,820
This is a restaurant.
266
00:08:39,887 --> 00:08:40,788
[chuckles]
267
00:08:40,888 --> 00:08:41,822
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
268
00:08:41,922 --> 00:08:42,856
[chuckles]
269
00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:44,224
- Oh.
270
00:08:44,291 --> 00:08:47,227
- Uh, we brought you back
some of our extra tacos.
271
00:08:47,294 --> 00:08:48,195
[chuckles]
272
00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:49,663
- Yeah, you owe us $12.
273
00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:50,865
[chuckles]
274
00:08:50,931 --> 00:08:52,333
- [sighs]
275
00:08:52,399 --> 00:08:54,935
I don't feel
up to eating, boys.
276
00:08:55,036 --> 00:08:57,438
- Uh, is it because
you only like food
277
00:08:57,538 --> 00:08:59,140
that looks like a schlong?
278
00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:00,274
[chuckles]
279
00:09:00,341 --> 00:09:02,976
- No, I'm very ill.
280
00:09:03,009 --> 00:09:06,713
I have vomiting and diarrhea.
281
00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:09,383
- Whoa, cool.
[chuckles]
282
00:09:09,483 --> 00:09:10,851
- Yeah, Van Driessen kicks ass.
283
00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:12,285
Yeah. [chuckles]
284
00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:14,655
Let's just put the extra tacos
in his pockets,
285
00:09:14,722 --> 00:09:15,989
and then he can eat them later.
286
00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:17,223
[chuckles]
287
00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:19,826
- Boys, that might not be
a good idea,
288
00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:22,362
because these woods are
a habitat for--
289
00:09:22,462 --> 00:09:24,164
[bear roaring]
290
00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:25,165
Ah!
291
00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:26,366
Hey, bear, no.
292
00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:29,469
[screaming]
293
00:09:31,572 --> 00:09:32,640
- Kick-ass.
294
00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:33,807
- Whoa!
- Ah!
295
00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:34,775
No!
296
00:09:34,841 --> 00:09:37,511
[screaming]
Do something!
297
00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:38,512
Distract him.
298
00:09:38,612 --> 00:09:40,280
- Well, see you later.
299
00:09:40,347 --> 00:09:41,782
[chuckles]
300
00:09:41,848 --> 00:09:43,283
- The bear's probably
taking Van Driessen
301
00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,052
to go get medical attention,
you know?
302
00:09:45,119 --> 00:09:46,419
[chuckles]
303
00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:47,988
- Yeah. [chuckles]
304
00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:50,958
Van Driessen is, like,
friends with nature.
305
00:09:51,025 --> 00:09:52,626
[chuckles]
306
00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:55,963
- Um, so, like,
how do we get home?
307
00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:57,130
[chuckles]
308
00:09:57,197 --> 00:10:00,300
- Uh, we can't go home,
dumbass.
309
00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:02,670
We gotta find that
naked swimming hole.
310
00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:04,437
[chuckles]
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
311
00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:05,939
Yeah, naked.
312
00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:07,341
[chuckles]
313
00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:09,576
Almost forgot. [chuckles]
314
00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:10,878
Whoa!
315
00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,479
There's that tree again
with the butthole.
316
00:10:12,513 --> 00:10:14,014
[chuckles]
317
00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:15,515
- We're back on track.
318
00:10:15,582 --> 00:10:17,484
[chuckling]
319
00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:20,454
[rock music]
320
00:10:20,521 --> 00:10:21,521
[bear growling]
321
00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,359
[both chuckling]
322
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:29,396
[rock music]
323
00:10:29,496 --> 00:10:36,469
♪ ♪
324
00:10:40,975 --> 00:10:42,309
- [groans]
325
00:10:42,343 --> 00:10:45,412
- [groans] Oh, boy.
326
00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:46,747
- Ugh.
327
00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:47,748
- Oh.
328
00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:50,450
My head, like, feels like--
329
00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:52,419
like it sucks or something.
330
00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:53,587
- Ugh.
331
00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:55,456
- What did we do last night?
332
00:10:55,523 --> 00:10:57,691
- Uh, I don't know.
333
00:10:57,725 --> 00:11:00,828
I remember our
unemployment checks came.
334
00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:04,131
And then we went to a bar
to spend it all on beer.
335
00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,899
And then I don't
remember anything.
336
00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:07,701
[chuckles]
337
00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:10,103
- Me neither.
338
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,538
- It is a mystery.
339
00:11:11,572 --> 00:11:12,906
[chuckles]
340
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:16,410
- And I've got this weird
pain in my chest.
341
00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:18,278
Did I get stabbed again?
342
00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:22,482
Oh, check it out.
343
00:11:22,549 --> 00:11:23,517
I got a tattoo.
344
00:11:23,584 --> 00:11:24,852
[chuckles]
345
00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:25,852
- Whoa!
346
00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:26,954
Cool.
347
00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:28,088
[chuckles]
348
00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:29,890
- Yeah, what's it say?
[chuckles]
349
00:11:29,957 --> 00:11:32,626
- Uh, I think it's, uh--
350
00:11:32,727 --> 00:11:35,595
it's, like, a word.
351
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:36,830
- Whoa, cool.
352
00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:38,365
But what word?
353
00:11:38,432 --> 00:11:40,367
I'm gonna go to the mirror
and try to read it.
354
00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:41,669
[chuckles]
355
00:11:41,736 --> 00:11:44,037
Uh, let's see here.
356
00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:46,173
Let's see.
357
00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:48,341
This one's a toughie.
358
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:49,343
Suh--
359
00:11:49,410 --> 00:11:51,111
- You can't read, dumbass.
360
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,078
Let me see.
361
00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:58,418
Uh, Sab--Sabmub?
362
00:11:58,518 --> 00:11:59,887
Duh, Sabmud.
363
00:11:59,954 --> 00:12:02,890
Your tattoo says "Sabmud."
364
00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:04,358
- Sabmud?
365
00:12:04,458 --> 00:12:05,826
But what does it mean?
366
00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:07,995
- Uh, I don't know.
367
00:12:08,062 --> 00:12:09,029
[chuckles]
368
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:10,064
- Sabmud.
369
00:12:10,131 --> 00:12:11,331
Oh.
370
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:12,933
It probably means
"big schlong."
371
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:13,934
[chuckles]
372
00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:16,269
- Uh, why do you think that?
373
00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:17,604
[chuckles]
374
00:12:17,671 --> 00:12:19,373
- 'Cause my whole life,
I've always said
375
00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:23,010
if I ever get a tattoo,
it's gonna say "big schlong."
376
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:24,611
So that must be what it means.
Yeah.
377
00:12:24,678 --> 00:12:25,613
See?
378
00:12:25,679 --> 00:12:27,848
[chuckles]
Hey, baby.
379
00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,950
[chuckles]
How's it going?
380
00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:32,253
[chuckles]
Check out my Sabmud.
381
00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:35,255
[chuckles]
Oh, no, it's down there.
382
00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:36,590
[chuckles]
383
00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:38,592
Yeah, Sabmud.
384
00:12:38,659 --> 00:12:40,294
- Uh, wait a minute.
385
00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:42,696
I wonder if I have
a cool tattoo.
386
00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:43,697
Let's have a look.
387
00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:45,666
[chuckles]
388
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:46,933
- Huh.
389
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,335
Yeah, look under your boobs.
390
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:49,769
[chuckles]
391
00:12:51,705 --> 00:12:53,841
- Damn it, this sucks.
392
00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:55,308
[chuckles]
393
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:57,911
- ♪ She came in like
a lightning strike ♪
394
00:12:57,978 --> 00:13:01,081
♪ Rolled out like
thunder on the plains ♪
395
00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:03,684
- ♪ Rolled out like
thunder on the plain ♪
396
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:05,352
[imitating vocalizing]
397
00:13:05,419 --> 00:13:09,089
- [chuckles]
What kind of music is this?
398
00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:13,226
- Uh, this is, like,
country and "wuss-tern"...
399
00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:15,128
[chuckles]
Or something.
400
00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:17,664
[both chuckling]
401
00:13:17,731 --> 00:13:20,166
- [vocalizing]
402
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:23,303
- Seeing this video makes me
want to just, like,
403
00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:27,140
pave this entire place and put
a giant parking lot on it.
404
00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:28,141
[chuckles]
405
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,176
- Yeah, yeah.
406
00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:30,610
Yeah, maybe some strip malls.
407
00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:33,380
Or you know what would be
really good is, like,
408
00:13:33,447 --> 00:13:35,383
a stadium to cover up
those mountains.
409
00:13:35,449 --> 00:13:37,151
Yeah.
[chuckles]
410
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,419
Just such a waste of space!
411
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:40,487
[chuckles]
412
00:13:40,554 --> 00:13:41,722
- Yeah. [chuckles]
413
00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:43,790
And also, like, this makes me
414
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,459
want to pull up
next to that horse
415
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:49,730
in a giant SUV with the bass
pumped up really loud.
416
00:13:49,763 --> 00:13:50,997
- Yeah, yeah.
417
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:52,966
Yeah, where's your
open air now, huh?
418
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:53,900
Yeah.
419
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,903
[imitating bass]
420
00:13:57,003 --> 00:14:00,441
♪ ♪
421
00:14:00,541 --> 00:14:01,442
[chuckles]
422
00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:02,576
- Oh, I'm sorry.
423
00:14:02,643 --> 00:14:04,211
Did I give your horse asthma?
424
00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:06,413
It must be all the exhaust.
425
00:14:06,447 --> 00:14:08,381
[chuckles]
426
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,451
Let me rev the engine
a little more.
427
00:14:10,551 --> 00:14:12,719
[both chuckling]
428
00:14:12,786 --> 00:14:15,055
The outdoors sucks.
429
00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:16,122
[chuckles]
430
00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:19,560
- Yeah, I'm glad
mankind kicked its ass.
431
00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,328
Yeah. [chuckles]
432
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:23,063
♪ ♪
433
00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:26,967
- This dude's like, uh,
you know what you need, Jesus?
434
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,769
You need my hat
on top of your cross.
435
00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:30,804
- Yeah, yeah,
that looks better, yeah.
436
00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:32,105
[chuckles]
437
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,574
- You're an honorary
cowboy now, Jesus.
438
00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:35,609
[chuckles]
439
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:36,944
- Now I can't remember.
440
00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:39,380
What kind of hat does
Jesus usually wear?
441
00:14:39,447 --> 00:14:41,882
He's got, like,
a beret or, like, a--
442
00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:43,383
a headband or something?
443
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:44,485
[chuckles]
444
00:14:44,585 --> 00:14:46,253
- It's like a crown
445
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,556
made out of barbed wire
or something.
446
00:14:48,622 --> 00:14:50,056
[chuckles]
- Oh, yeah.
447
00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:51,291
Yeah, that's
pretty metal, yeah.
448
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,993
[chuckles]
- That's nothing.
449
00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:54,628
You should hear how he died.
450
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,330
Now that's really metal.
451
00:14:56,430 --> 00:14:57,965
[chuckles]
- Oh, wow.
452
00:14:58,065 --> 00:15:00,935
Well, I hope those priests
don't find out about it.
453
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:03,169
They do not like the metal.
[chuckles]
454
00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:08,909
- Yep. [chuckles]
455
00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:10,911
Look who's got a new tattoo.
456
00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:13,113
[chuckles] Mr. Sabmud.
457
00:15:13,147 --> 00:15:16,083
[chuckles]
Check this out, ladies.
458
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:17,851
And guess what.
[chuckles]
459
00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:19,586
This tattoo doesn't lie.
460
00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:21,255
[chuckles]
461
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,190
Sabmud!
462
00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:24,458
[chuckles]
463
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:25,992
- This sucks.
464
00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:28,628
Why didn't I get
a cool tattoo like that?
465
00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:29,930
I wish I could remember.
466
00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:30,898
[chuckles]
467
00:15:30,965 --> 00:15:32,933
[both laughing]
468
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,335
- What's up, losers?
469
00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:36,403
[chuckles] That's right.
470
00:15:36,470 --> 00:15:37,671
Read it and weep.
471
00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:38,905
[chuckles]
472
00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:40,407
- "Dumbass."
473
00:15:40,474 --> 00:15:42,342
- What? [chuckles]
474
00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:43,911
Don't make me kick your ass.
475
00:15:43,978 --> 00:15:45,279
Come on. [chuckles]
476
00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:47,247
- I was just reading
your tattoo.
477
00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:48,782
It says "dumbass."
478
00:15:48,849 --> 00:15:49,984
- No, it doesn't.
479
00:15:50,084 --> 00:15:51,552
It says "Sabmud."
480
00:15:51,619 --> 00:15:53,820
[both laughing]
481
00:15:53,854 --> 00:15:54,955
It says "Sabmud."
482
00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:55,956
Right, Butt-Head?
483
00:15:55,990 --> 00:15:57,191
[chuckles]
484
00:15:57,291 --> 00:15:58,959
- You want me to read it again?
485
00:15:58,993 --> 00:16:00,360
I read it yesterday.
486
00:16:00,394 --> 00:16:01,761
[chuckles]
487
00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:04,398
Uh, wait a second.
488
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,466
It looks different today.
489
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,202
Duh...
490
00:16:08,269 --> 00:16:10,771
dum-bah...
491
00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:12,172
dumbuh...
492
00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:14,208
- That's right, Butt-Head.
Keep going.
493
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:15,976
[both chuckling]
494
00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:18,479
- It says "dumbass,"
dumbass.
495
00:16:18,546 --> 00:16:19,446
[chuckles]
496
00:16:19,513 --> 00:16:21,148
- It says "dumbass" twice?
497
00:16:21,215 --> 00:16:23,818
- Uh, wait a minute.
498
00:16:23,884 --> 00:16:25,986
Now I remember what happened.
499
00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:28,989
We went to the tattoo place,
and you passed out,
500
00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:32,326
and I told them to tattoo
"dumbass" on your chest.
501
00:16:32,393 --> 00:16:34,594
[chuckles]
502
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:36,163
I'm cool.
503
00:16:36,230 --> 00:16:38,565
- Man, why did you do that,
Butt-Head?
504
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,200
I feel like a dumbass!
505
00:16:40,234 --> 00:16:41,402
[chuckles]
506
00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:42,803
- That's why I did it.
507
00:16:42,870 --> 00:16:44,371
[chuckles]
508
00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:46,874
- I gotta get this tattoo off,
Butt-Head!
509
00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:48,709
How--how do I get it off?
510
00:16:48,742 --> 00:16:50,177
- Don't worry, Beavis.
511
00:16:50,244 --> 00:16:52,312
I know exactly what to do.
512
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:53,880
[chuckles]
513
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:56,150
OK, here we go, Beavis.
514
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:57,751
Now, here's what I'm gonna do.
515
00:16:57,851 --> 00:16:59,920
I'm gonna glue this
to your tattoo,
516
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,622
and then I'm gonna
rip off your skin.
517
00:17:01,689 --> 00:17:03,590
- Ah, I don't have time for you
to explain the whole thing,
518
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,225
Butt-Head--
just do it already!
519
00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:06,359
[chuckles]
520
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:07,394
- OK.
521
00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:09,963
[chuckles]
522
00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:12,232
- Um, is this gonna hurt?
523
00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:13,634
- Uh, yeah.
524
00:17:13,701 --> 00:17:15,001
[chuckles]
525
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,904
I'm gonna rip off your skin.
526
00:17:16,937 --> 00:17:18,739
- Oh, what?
Wait, wait.
527
00:17:18,806 --> 00:17:19,806
Why didn't you tell me--
528
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:21,274
[screams]
529
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,610
- Hold still.
530
00:17:22,677 --> 00:17:24,211
- [screaming] Wait!
531
00:17:24,278 --> 00:17:25,512
Stop it!
532
00:17:25,579 --> 00:17:26,713
- Damn it, Beavis.
533
00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:27,981
You're not even trying.
- Ow!
534
00:17:28,082 --> 00:17:29,517
- [grunts]
- Ow!
535
00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:30,584
Ow! Ah!
536
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,586
- Damn it, Beavis.
[grunts]
537
00:17:32,653 --> 00:17:33,587
- Ah!
538
00:17:33,621 --> 00:17:34,688
- [grunts]
539
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,824
[sighs]
540
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:41,462
- Butt-Head,
the tattoo's still on.
541
00:17:41,529 --> 00:17:42,762
[groaning]
542
00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:45,165
- Uh, is that
what we were doing?
543
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:46,333
I forgot.
544
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:47,767
[chuckles]
545
00:17:49,103 --> 00:17:50,137
- Damn it.
546
00:17:50,204 --> 00:17:51,805
You gotta take
this tattoo off me,
547
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:54,608
'cause, um, I'm pretty sure
it says "dumbass."
548
00:17:54,675 --> 00:17:56,877
- I can't remove it,
but I might be able
549
00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:59,312
to tattoo over it,
change it into something else.
550
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:00,347
- Yeah.
551
00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:01,548
Yeah, cool.
552
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:04,185
Like a--like a skull
or like a tank.
553
00:18:04,285 --> 00:18:05,552
Or maybe like a--
554
00:18:05,619 --> 00:18:06,520
like a naked dragon
or something.
555
00:18:06,620 --> 00:18:07,654
Yeah, yeah, cool.
556
00:18:07,688 --> 00:18:09,055
[chuckles]
557
00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:11,491
- Just tell me what you want,
and I'll start tattooing.
558
00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:12,726
- OK, yeah, yeah.
559
00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:13,727
Kick-ass.
560
00:18:13,794 --> 00:18:14,862
Uh, wait a second.
561
00:18:14,895 --> 00:18:16,163
Um, is it gonna hurt?
562
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:18,666
- Well, yeah,
it does hurt some.
563
00:18:18,732 --> 00:18:21,235
- OK, I'm not gonna make
that mistake again.
564
00:18:21,335 --> 00:18:24,271
I'm gonna get real drunk
first so it doesn't hurt.
565
00:18:24,338 --> 00:18:25,639
- Good idea.
566
00:18:25,706 --> 00:18:27,674
[chuckling]
567
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:30,744
[both chuckling]
568
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:36,483
- [chuckling]
569
00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:37,785
[thud]
570
00:18:37,851 --> 00:18:41,188
Uh, my friend is ready
for his tattoo, sir.
571
00:18:41,255 --> 00:18:43,156
[chuckling]
572
00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:44,624
- What's he want it
to look like?
573
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:45,959
- Oh, don't worry.
574
00:18:46,026 --> 00:18:47,494
I'll tell you all about it.
575
00:18:47,528 --> 00:18:48,862
[chuckles]
576
00:18:50,097 --> 00:18:54,167
- [groaning] Oh, God.
577
00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:56,236
What happened last night,
Butt-Head?
578
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:58,372
I don't remember anything.
579
00:18:58,472 --> 00:18:59,540
- I do.
580
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,942
[chuckles]
581
00:19:02,042 --> 00:19:03,744
- Did I get my tattoo changed?
582
00:19:03,811 --> 00:19:04,778
[chuckles]
583
00:19:04,845 --> 00:19:06,280
- Oh, you sure did.
584
00:19:06,380 --> 00:19:07,414
[chuckles]
585
00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:09,083
- Really? Cool.
586
00:19:09,116 --> 00:19:10,083
What is it?
587
00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:11,352
Like, a demon or, like,
588
00:19:11,419 --> 00:19:13,520
a werewolf ripping out
someone's guts?
589
00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:14,855
[chuckles]
590
00:19:14,922 --> 00:19:15,956
- Perhaps.
591
00:19:16,056 --> 00:19:17,424
[chuckles]
592
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:18,459
Take a look.
593
00:19:18,559 --> 00:19:21,595
[chuckles]
594
00:19:21,695 --> 00:19:23,664
- An arrow, huh.
595
00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:25,031
Yeah, OK.
596
00:19:25,098 --> 00:19:26,266
I guess that's sort of cool.
597
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:27,801
Yeah. [chuckles]
598
00:19:27,868 --> 00:19:29,069
Yeah.
599
00:19:29,136 --> 00:19:30,437
Yeah, I kind of like it.
600
00:19:30,504 --> 00:19:32,439
And there's
a second bandage here.
601
00:19:32,506 --> 00:19:34,575
Maybe this is
the werewolf, yeah.
602
00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:37,678
[chuckles] Whoa.
603
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:38,745
A word.
604
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:39,847
What's it say?
605
00:19:39,913 --> 00:19:42,783
- Uh, it says "Badass."
606
00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:43,917
[chuckles]
607
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:44,985
- Oh, I see.
608
00:19:45,052 --> 00:19:47,687
My face is badass.
609
00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:49,456
That's cool, yeah.
610
00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:51,558
I'm gonna go show this
to everybody.
611
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,526
[chuckles]
[door opens]
612
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,262
Thanks, Butt-Head.
613
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,297
Yeah. [chuckles]
614
00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:01,268
It wasn't for you,
I'd still look like a dumbass.
615
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:03,403
[chuckles]
616
00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:05,906
- [chuckles]
617
00:20:06,006 --> 00:20:07,708
Tattoos rule.
618
00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:10,678
[rock music]
619
00:20:10,744 --> 00:20:12,913
♪ ♪
620
00:20:16,984 --> 00:20:19,920
[bluesy rock music]
621
00:20:20,020 --> 00:20:27,027
♪ ♪
622
00:20:38,973 --> 00:20:40,874
[chiming noises]
623
00:20:40,974 --> 00:20:42,209
- Chirp.
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