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WALK

My father and I inherited the craft of making bamboo beds from Grandpa Daniel.

That's what kept our family going.

People often said his work was the best,

polished and top quality.

I've been with a lot of women in my bed,

but Laura's the one I'm going to marry.

Ouch!

- What the heck? - You devil!

The pawnshop just texted!

You animal! Don't tell me you pawned our wedding rings.

Damn it, I swear I'll kill you!

- Well... it's just that... - What?

I lost in online gambling... on the internet!

Online gambling again?

Hey, I'm sorry.

I really didn't want to gamble again.

But I just took a chance.

You know I wanted to at least contribute something to our wedding.

Promise, I'll get it back.

I'll find a way.

I mean well.

You know how much that ring means to me!

That's the most important keepsake I have from my grandma.

My grandmother who raised me!

Have you forgotten that?

I swear I didn't mean for that to happen.

I really thought I could get it,

but I was just unlucky.

Please, believe me, it wasn't my intention.

I'll make it up to you.

You're such a gambler!

My grandma treasured all her jewelry,

and she even had it melted

down to make our wedding rings.

And this is what'll you do?

Hmm?

I'm sorry, okay?

I really didn't mean for that to happen.

I honestly thought I was going to win,

but I just had terrible luck.

My intentions weren't bad.

It's just that damn online gambling!

Why did it even have to become a thing?

Shit!

I'm going to sell you.

What?

Hey, help me out.

Now grab me a t-shirt and shorts.

Quick.

Bed for sale!

Bed for sale!

My dad said I was named Lennon because

my mom was into the Beatles when she was pregnant with me.

Almost everyone in our neighborhood loves the Beatles.

But I'm not a fan of my name... I'm not into music.

I'm into basketball.

- For you, bro! - Oh, thanks, bro!

- I need like 30 minutes to stretch out. - Just 30 minutes!

I'll just be quick, only 30 minutes.

- When you're done, make sure to clean up. - Sure, man.

- Ten pesos for me, bro. - Okay.

What's a wooden bed doing here?

Oh, I'm selling it, sir.

Oh really?

You made that?

Yes.

How much?

It's just 2500 pesos, sir!

- Your order's done, sir! - Wait a sec.

I'll give you a discount if you push me harder.

Go ahead, and take it!

Does that guy come with the 2500?

Uh...

Ex-deal.

Wait, let me look at it first.

- Looks sturdy. - Mhm!

Did you make this?

Yes, sir!

I built that myself.

It's rock-solid!

But this looks like it's already been used!

No, sir...

only, you know, almost everyday.

Just kidding!

But you know what, day beds

like this can be used for a lot of things.

You can even use it as a dining table.

I remember, my siblings and I used to sleep on a wooden bed like this.

But kids these days don't want to lie on one!

They don't realize it's actually better for the body.

They probably have no idea they were made on a wooden bed.

Do you have a family?

Ah! I'm getting married soon, sir.

That's why I'm rushing to sell this.

Oh! Congrats!

Thank you.

But getting married is expensive.

Tell me about it.

- You want some? - No, thank you, sir.

But you know sir, it's tougher without money.

Yeah, you're right.

So... sir, go ahead and buy it.

That way I'll have money to get back the ring for my future wife.

What?

You pawned your wedding ring?

Why?

Got myself in a predicament.

Well...

I still bet even when I don't really have anything to bet.

Just taking my chances, you know?

Turns out your mistake was pretty big.

I know.

That's why every time I carry this bed,

I feel my mistakes even more.

But what can I do... Man?

You know I've been trying to sell this all day, and nothing.

Just bad luck, man.

Wow, that must be exhausting.

You've probably been everywhere by now.

How are you going to get the ring back now?

Bed for sale!

Bed for sale!

Bed for sale!

I've been all over the place,

and I've run into all sorts of people.

Bed for sale!

Hey, bro!

- What is it? - Mind if I rent your bed?

- Come on! - Rent?

It's really itchy! hurry, I'm naked.

Rent?

- Come here! - How much?

- Hey! What are you... - Come on!

- 275 pesos! - Yeah, sure.

Come on.

Oh! Who's that?

It wasn't part of the plan that someone else will join.

Bianca!

This is my girlfriend, Bianca.

What's your name?

- Lawin. - His name is Lawin. Okay, come on!

- Where are we going? - Over here.

He's gonna lend his bed to us.

Wait. Lend what? You said you're renting it out.

Yeah, yeah! Hurry, it's really heavy!

Come on! Over there!

- Where? - Yeah, right there.

Keep going, keep going.

Put it down there.

Yeah, there, there, push it back a little, a little more.

- Here. - Yeah, put it down.

- Move it over, to the other side. - Where?

Yeah, put it down. Over there!

Okay, I'll lift it.

Okay, a bit more.

That's it!

Why here of all places?

Don't get involved!

I'm done with motels, I hate the smell...

Go on, keep moving it.

- Fine! - Move it to the side!

A bit more! There!

Okay.

Their laundry soap doesn't even get it out.

There are still cum stains on the sheets.

Go on, set it aside.

It should've been properly washed!

At least here, we're in nature.

I feel like we're Adam and Eve.

- Seriously, you’re unbelievable! - Go on.

Go on, get over there and keep watch.

Go!

What the hell are you doing there?

Go there!

I said keep watch.

So, was the dude’s dick big?

I mean... how much did that couple in the bushes even pay you?

Was it enough to cover for your ring?

That's Ka Ellie!

You barely got back from the market and you’re already gossiping.

Just one lottery win, and all my problems would be gone.

Maybe I could even take care of your problems too!

But I really don’t want to bet anymore.

It’s too much.

I might even gamble away our future, mine, and Laura’s.

Nope, not happening.

This time, I’m making sure I win.

Bed for sale!

Bed for sale!

Sturdiest bed for sale!

Bed for sale!

- Bed? - Oh! Miss! Watch it!

Miss!

How much is that?

Uh, 2500 pesos.

I'll give you a discount if you try to convince me.

I'm not asking for a discount.

Let me check.

It seems sturdy.

The color is nice. I like it.

Is it sturdy?

Hmm...

Put it in.

Ma'am?

The bed.

Come, follow me.

I will check it first.

Eat first.

So, what's your name?

They call me Lawin (hawk).

The hawk is a fearless bird.

Are you bold enough to match?

Depends on the fight.

Hey, you know how to answer!

Go, eat some more.

Um...

Ma'am... Can I go now?

Are you in a hurry?

Is there anything else I need to do here?

There’s something I’d like you to do.

Sure.

I'm game as long as I can do it.

I'm sure you can do it.

Go, eat some more.

Have a drink.

Have a sit.

Eat some more.

You look so tired.

Where have you been?

You must've travelled quite far.

Go on, eat some more.

Make sure you get full… Finish it all, okay?

You’re all sweaty.

Wait a sec… you’re really sweaty.

You must’ve come from pretty far away.

A little…

- Stand up. - Oh, uh...

Come on… Take that off already.

You’re soaked in sweat!

Don't act so modest. Come on.

Wow, nice body.

You’re really sweaty.

Oh...

Oh, there's something over here too...

Hold on, hold on.

If that was just the woman’s imagination,

how did you know?

Right? Stop messing with us!

Maybe it's just your imagination!

So, what would you rather do?

Story, or debate?

Exactly!

That’s his story. So, let him be.

Keep it going, bro!

Sorry, man.

So, what happened next?

Please proceed.

Oh!

You're so wet.

Honey!

- Shoot! - That’s Dax, my husband!

Hide over here!

- Where? - Honey!

Below here!

Dax!

Honey!

Hon!

Why is the gate open?

And the hose is all over the place.

What is that again?

Son of a… you keep buying all sorts of stuff!

I just thought the design was nice.

You’ve got such a habit of buying stuff you don’t really need.

But I love the design.

Looks good?

- Hmm? - It's nice.

Oh wow.

Oh, honey! Hang on!

I bought you some noodles!

It's still quite hot!

- Just like me. - Yummy!

Babe? Are you possessed?

Oh wow, honey!

Babe?

Oh my!

Are you possessed? Honey?

Honey!

You’re like a demon!

Honey?

Come over here.

You’ve been possessed, babe!

You’ve been possessed, babe!

I'm close! I'm close!

I'm close!

Damn, babe!

Damn, babe!

Oh, honey, you're so hot!

- Who's that? - Nothing… Don't mind it.

- Who's that? - Just keep going.

One, two, three, four.

Keep going, keep going!

One, two, three, four.

Shit!

Damn, mission accomplished!

Wow, babe!

Your powers are insane! Shit!

I better take a bath now.

Go ahead and take a bath.

My god.

Salute!

My god.

Forgive me, I almost got mad at you for buying that bed…

- But damn, it’s tough... - I told you.

Better than Viagra!

Alright, that’s enough! Go take a shower.

- Why? - Go wash with shampoo.

Do I smell?

No… for round two later.

Wow… Round two.

Hey babe, make sure to take care of the bed.

Don’t let those damn termites mess it up

or I'll handle them. Okay?

Go take a shower!

- Who’s that bastard? - Honey!

Forget about it.

Hey!

You bastard!

Damn it!

Who’s that guy?

I don't know!

- Shit! - Come on, let’s go inside.

Don’t be mad.

Ugh… Money’s just turned to stone.

Oh… Lawin.

I’ll go ahead, still have a trip to make.

Good luck to you!

How about you, bro? Just hanging out there?

Dude, it hasn't even been 30 minutes yet.

Bed for sale!

[sighs]

Hello Laura!

Seriously, no updates?

Well, I’m still trying to sell it.

Lawin!

We need to get the rings!

Yeah, I know… I know!

I’m actually working on it.

Just wait for me there.

I’m going to keep my promise to you.

I’ll make it right.

I’ll definitely fulfill my promise. I'll get it back.

Promises again.

Bed for sale!

Saw it here, saw it there.

Measure this, measure that.

Bang it here,

bang it there.

Who’s a whore?

I’m asking you nicely and that’s how you answer!

Huh?

I’m sorry, Miss.

I wasn’t talking to you.

I was just spaced out.

- Really sorry about that. - Alright, it’s fine.

Maybe you’re just dizzy from walking around all day.

So… how much is that again?

Only 2500 pesos.

Come on, Miss, buy it, please?

Give me your phone.

But this is not for…

- Give me that! Come on! - No, miss! Please!

Wow, that’s intense!

Take that to this address.

It’s close by.

Bring that bed.

I'm Lauren, by the way.

And I'm Lawin!

Bed for sale!

A day bed rests inside the humble hut.

The hut stands quietly in the fields.

In the countryside, peace lingers.

And life is the sweetest when it carries no burdens.

Glad you came, it’s solid here.

No one's going home sad tonight!

Cheers! Cheers!

You’re getting sexier, huh?

[background chatter]

- Hey! How are you, man? - Good!

We’ve been waiting for you!

Hello!

What's up?

Take a shot!

We haven’t bonded in a long time.

Drinks?

There’s plenty over there.

- Go ahead and take your pick. - Nice!

- You know us so well! - Of course!

- Oops, hold on, bro. - Sure, man.

Excuse me, excuse me.

Hello!

Hello! What?

What bed?

Where are you now?

Okay, fine. Just hurry up!

Alright. Bye!

Shot! Shot!

Cheers!

This is my favorite!

Try this.

It's your turn!

Bed for sale!

Balut!

Bed for sale!

Balut!

Bed for sale!

Balut!

Bed for sale!

Balut!

Bed for sale!

Balut!

Balut!

You want balut?

Not much left.

What do you say, boss... You getting some?

Still warm?

Of course, boss!

This is still warm.

Want one?

Got a light?

Sheesh, I thought you came to buy,

turns out you just wanted a light.

Sorry, I don’t have any money.

Tell you what, there are only two left.

I’ll just give you a discount...

Buy one, take one.

Deal?

Sorry, I’m broke right now.

I gotta run, I’ve got another place to go.

No, no, here’s the deal instead.

Just take it...

It’s free. Go ahead, and enjoy it.

Just do me a favor,

let me lie down on your bamboo bed for a bit.

Just for a short while.

The road’s so dirty.

Alright, no problem.

- So that’s mine now? - Yeah.

Alright, thanks!

Someday, we’ll make it big.

- Let's party! - [cheering]

Some more booze!

- Cheers! - Cheers!

One more time!

Drink!

[whooping, cheering]

Get one! Go on!

[whooping, cheering]

- There we go! - Bro!

Party!

Cheers!

Cheers! Cheers!

Party! Party!

More!

[whooping, cheering]

Party!

Nice!

[whooping, cheering]

Man, you’re something else!

You're supposed to get married, yet you pawned your wedding ring?

For what...

online gambling?

Go hustle and find the money to get it back!

If you hadn’t done that, you’d be home right now,

with your girl making love the whole day.

Not like this!

Instead of being responsible,

you're loitering about,

instead of selling your bed!

That’s what’s wrong with you kids today...

You just want things handed to you.

Everything easy, everything instant.

Someone gives you a task, you just sit around waiting.

Get hurt a little, and you cry like the world’s ending.

Pathetic!

Blah, blah, blah…

What's blah Blah Blah?

I’m not sure either, that’s just what the script says.

I'll leave you be.

Balut!

How are you doing there?

Let's party!

Damn, I'm jealous! Keep going!

Wait... Hey!

What took you so long? Where have you been?

- We’ve been waiting for you… - Doesn’t matter, you don’t have to know.

- So, where’s the bed? - What’s with that damn bed anyway?

I have an idea… For a change.

Wow! Okay, okay. Hey, Joyce!

Lauren.

- Hi! - Oh yes!

Alright, come on! Let's start this!

[cheering]

Party! Party!

- Yeah! - Woohoo!

- I'm gonna be choosing two, okay? - Yeah!

Super fun, right?

Hey you, join us here!

Stop now, come here, stay here.

[cheering]

You’re mine.

[cheering, whooping]

Keep going! Come on!

Fun, right?

It's so fun!

- Yes, go on! - Yeah! Come here!

- Go! - Alright, that's enough!

Come here to me!

Oh! Our guest is here!

Come over here, and join us! Come on!

- Come here… Come here… - He doesn't want to!

Here, maybe he'll say yes to you.

Come on, come on.

There we go!

Go on, approach him!

[cheering, chattering]

Come on!

[cheering, chattering]

Nah, nah, you’re too scared, huh?

- Come here! - Let's go!

- Boo! - Lame!

[overlapping chatter]

- Not interested? - Seems like he isn't!

Alright then, suit yourself.

We'll have fun ourselves!

- Miss! - What?

- Miss, you gotta pay me. - Hey! Stop being annoying!

Joyce. Come over here.

Let me borrow this first.

Go to him.

You handle him, okay?

We'll take care of you, man!

Right?

Wait, miss, sorry.

Man, you’re so annoying.

You’ve been going on and on.

We said we’ll pay you, okay?

Why won't you stop?

- Hmm? - Uh, well...

- Hey! Hey! - Police!

Stop right there, Gen Z!

Nobody try anything funny.

Hey!

- Sir, we didn't do anything wrong! - Don't move!

[clamoring]

Grab her, grab her! Where are you going, huh?

[clamoring]

Come here! Where are you going?

Sir, I’m sorry… I’m still studying.

Please don't! My parents can't find out!

Your poor parents… You’re busted.

Get dressed now!

You won’t slip past me.

Clothes on! Get dressed!

Hey, hey!

Sir, we’re begging you, don’t take us in.

- Sir, please! - I'm begging you!

You Gen Z kids.

Sir, our parents will get mad…

- Sir! - Wait!

- Sir! Please! - Please have mercy!

Sir, we didn’t do anything wrong…

Sir, we won't fight back!

[clamoring]

Hold it!

Stop right there!

Hands down!

Sir!

I haven’t done anything wrong.

Put your pants... uh, I mean, put your hands down!

- Down! - Yes, sir!

Damn… here it is.

Today is your lucky day.

Sir?

I know this bed quite well.

Me and my babe used to hang out here.

This bed is mine.

We’ve got so many memories here.

Sir?

We make love on this bed.

Does that mean you’ll take it?

This bed is mine now.

It's 2500 pesos, sir!

- I might give you a discount! - I'm a cop!

Sir, it’s 2500 pesos.

It’s top quality.

Thank you, sir.

I can help you, sir…

No, don't touch.

Do not touch.

Alright, sir, but…

I said do not touch.

Sir, maybe you want my help?

No.

Thanks a lot, sir!

And good luck with the sexy time later.

I'm a cop, and I'm good at "bang bang".

Nice one!

Oh, you’re here already.

I didn’t wake you up…

You’re really enjoying your sleep.

But look…

The pawnshop’s already closed…

I didn’t get the ring back.

Don’t worry about it.

As long as you sold it and made it home, Lawin.

So, what should I do with this?

Put it away for now…

We’ll go get the ring together tomorrow.

Then?

Of course…

Wait… I’ll hide this for now,

you might end up gambling it again.

Never.

Come here!

"In gambling, you won't win.

But in sex, you won't ever lose!" - Anonymous