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Thank you.

I believe, Galaxy, these are adequate living quarters, if you would agree with

me, absolutely.

I agree, Zorkon.

Fascinating thing those humans were doing in that room, rolling around like

that. What do you theorize that could possibly have been?

Very interesting.

Perhaps it has something to do with Grand Poopa and his mission for us.

Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps. At first I thought they were fighting, you know,

then why would they remove their clothing? Perhaps to get warmer. I don't

Galaxy. I feel like perhaps we should do a little theory and you should remove

your clothing right now. What do you think?

Well... I suppose it's worth a try.

I see nothing is apparently happening with me right now. Perhaps you go even

further and remove this other undergarment. Perhaps we could further

this action more.

How about this?

Very interesting, Galaxia. I find the peace of my body is swelling slowly.

Well, I must say, Zorkon, nothing is happening to me.

Well, Galaxia, perhaps you should rub your body up against me and see if we

further investigate this.

Well, I suppose that is what the humans were doing.

Yes, well, proceed, proceed.

Oh, very, very, very, very good, Galaxia. I find that I'm, uh...

breathing are much heavier.

The swelling has increased, which is a...

Oh,

Dorkon, I must say, nothing is happening at all to me.

Galaxia, please proceed.

This is for the good of the planet. Proceed, please, Galaxia.

Well, I'll try one more time.

I think I'm doing something wrong. No, I think everything is going according to

plan, Galaxy.

No, no, Zorkon. Perhaps I should remove my clothing.

No, Zorkon, this is definitely the wrong way. There is definitely something not

working here. So I think I must go out and do some further investigation.

I'm going to look for some more humans.

Goodbye, Zorkon.

Bye!

You're a big, dumb loser, and you're never going to get it.

What happened? How'd you lose the weight?

Was it Slim Fast?

Well, I tried Slim Fast.

Was it Opti -Fast? I tried Opti -Fast.

Was it Oprah Winfrey? I even tried Oprah Winfrey.

I tried.

The grapefruit peel. Remember the grapefruit peel is supposed to melt the

your stomach?

I even tried sleep away.

Lose weight while you sleep for $19 .95.

Y 'all know what I lost when I fell?

$19 .95!

And apparently they could come over to my house or something over there. Yes,

this is a call girl service.

Thank you very much.

If you could just send one over.

Great. That would be wonderful.

Thank you very much.

Hi, how are you doing?

I have a nice place here, don't you think?

Yeah, nice.

Oh, by the way, my name is Rudy, and yours? Lily.

Very nice, very nice. So, you know, I'm kind of new to this whole thing. How

does it work exactly? What do I get?

Well, I could, I don't know, tie you to your bed. No, no, no, that doesn't sound

too fun, no.

How about a golden shower?

I don't, I have no idea what that is, but it doesn't sound very appealing, no,

no, no.

Well, you know, what do I get for $20?

Um, I guess I could dance for you.

Well, that would sound very, very, very, very, very nice.

Sit down. Okay.

Oh, Galaxia, you've returned, returned.

Perhaps you want to do that naked rubbing thing? I'm all ready, if you

mind. I'll just take my top off and you can proceed.

Zorkon! Yes?

I have made a discovery. I have important business.

Oh, great, great, great. Now, just get on top of me, if you don't mind.

Zorkon, I must change.

I think I've made a discovery.

And what discovery could this possibly be, Galaxia? It has to do with the

outfits. The outfits? Yes, yes. If I try one of those on, perhaps maybe that

would work. No, no, I don't believe so. I think I have to be the one to make the

change. Well, very good. Why don't you just take your clothes off and I'll

watch. And once again, we'll do that swelling thing as I sit here and enjoy

myself. So if you don't mind at all.

No, I must change. You must go.

Galaxy, galaxy, galaxy.

This is something we have to investigate. And, you know, we're

family, actually. Now, I value your opinion, Zorkon.

But really... No, Galaxy, please, just... Please. Please, Galaxy, for the

of the planet, please proceed, proceed, proceed.

Well, I suppose I do value your opinion.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

What do you think about this one?

Slower, if you don't mind, Galaxy, just slower, a little more sexy. Wet your

lips would be good.

That's why I listen to you.

Very good, Galaxy.

This is the one. This is the one.

Turn around a little bit.

A little bit more, more, more, more, more. Is it good? Is this it? Very

nice. I'm feeling more human all the time. I

have that warm feeling that I was talking about earlier.

Sorkin, what are you doing? Nothing.

See, I'm just investigating this.

Pretty.

Yes, but I don't think it's really working. Perhaps you should just remove

Really? Yes, absolutely.

I don't think this is going to do anything. But the humans... Oh, the

the humans, blah, blah, blah. Come on, take it off.

No, come on, please, Galaxy.

Galaxy, please, please, please. Don't be shy now.

Turn around.

I'm sure of it, ma 'am.

Turn around, turn around.

What do you think? I think it's very nice.

Well, we have to put the rest on.

Okay.

No, no, no. No, no.

There. Hmm.

I'm so glad you like it. I do, I do. Perfect.

Perfect. Ah, perfect.

For further investigation.

Perfect. Further investigation.

Goodbye, Zorkon. I'm off to do some more discovering.

Fine, fine, fine.

I'm okay.

I'm fine, fine.

Listen, I need two women. I need them now. I need them immediately. If you

send them over, that would be great.

Thank you very much.

Girls, Lily, Heather, Heather, Lily, I was wondering if we could do something

fun today.

How about some more...

Lesbian sex.

Oh,

come on. It'll be fun. It'll be fun.

$40. I'll give you an extra $40.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to frighten you.

I was just watching you, and you're so beautiful.

Thanks. I saw you rubbing yourself with this white stuff.

Yeah, I saw.

Yeah? Why do you do that?

Well, it feels really nice on your skin. It makes it nice and soft.

Can I try it? Sure.

Oh, your skin is so soft.

It feels really good.

Oh, it does.

I was watching you before, you know. Really?

I don't know what was happening, but I liked it.

Like now.

It feels so good.

Would you like to try?

Yeah.

Will you show me? Sure.

Good. Your lips are so soft.

They're good?

They're good.

Aw.

Look.

You make them hard.

Can I lick them?

When you touch me.

I've never felt like this before.

Your tongue feels so good on that.

Can I try?

Sure.

Look, look, yours are doing it too.

I think you do.

your teeth before. Can I try it?

I like to make you feel good.

Now what do I do?

We could start by taking these off.

I want to make you feel good.

I like it.

Well,

let's try.

Yeah?

Yeah, you like it?

But you don't need it anymore.

Why don't you stand over here for a moment?

That's it.

I'm just sorry. You look great.

Really nice.

Your turn now.

You're good.

Thank you.

Galaxy, I've made an incredible discovery.

So have I. No, no, not as good as this, Galaxy. Oh, yes.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I have experienced wonderful things.

And I have experienced even more wonderful things. I have discovered the

of human reproduction.

So have I.

Oh, so what do you mean? You've read this book, too?

No. No. I have experienced it.

And it was wonderful.

Oh, yeah, you had sex.

I can't believe you had sex.

Without me, me here all alone, waiting for you, you, you, you. Yes, you, you,

you.

Now, who is this person? Who is this person that you may talk to? I have

mate. You have found a mate.

Yes. And what does this mate look like?

Beautiful.

She has wonderful things.

Her name is Diane.

Galaxy doesn't work like that. Women and women cannot reproduce, okay?

Oh, yes. No, no, no. But I have.

I have to stick my little wawa in your little chichi, okay? And this is how it

works, okay? I've read the book on human sexuality.

Yes.

Yes. But science.

This is science, Galaxy.

Don't mess with science, okay? But I know.

No, you don't know, Galaxy.

Now, see?

Men and women. Not women and women, okay? Women and women cannot reproduce.

In order to save our planet galaxy, you and I... I'm very confused.

Oh, don't be so confused. I, you know, I figured it out. So why don't you and I

just hit the sheet and save the planet? What do you think?

Well, it worked with Diane. Very good. It worked for Diane. I love Diane,

She showed me wonderful things. Yes, wonderful things. Like this.

Yes, like this.

Your skin was so soft.

Oh.

Mmm.

Well, I guess, yeah. And she had these beautiful nipples.

Uh -huh.

And they hurt so hard, she let me kiss them.

Oh. I think you need to do that. I think I need to do that, too.

Nothing?

Nothing? Well, then she took her top off. Then she took her top off, yes. So

let's try that. Let's try the top, the top, the top.

Let me take this off for you, Galaxy.

Okay. Nice, nice, nice.

Galaxy, it's working.

It's working, it's working.

Yes, and now I have to rub them.

I'll rub them.

Is that working, Galaxy?

No. No?

No, no, no.

It's down there, though. I think there is where you need to focus.

There is where I need to focus. Right.

Gee, so beautiful. Yeah. This is

the way. This is the way.

And this is when it got very exciting. Oh, yes.

It's very exciting.

Oh, yeah.

Very exciting.

Mm -hmm. Yeah. She touched there.

Yeah. Yeah.

Not like that.

No. No.

More like that.

Like this. Like this. And then she rubbed.

It's working. It's working. Believe me, galaxy.

I'm sitting on the planet.

Oh, galaxy. You're watching us? Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. No.

No. Yes.

No. Yes.

I'm trying.

No.

No.

No.

Yes. Yes.

No. No. No, it's not working, Zarkon. I have found a mate. It is Diane. No, it

can't be Diane. It is Diane. It must be me. No. It must be me. I must find

Diane. No. No. No.

A knacker.

Oh. Zorka.

Hello, Grandpa.

Why is it taking you so long to answer the telecommunicator? How are you doing?

How am I doing?

How do you think I'm doing?

Every week our population is dwindling in major proportions.

There's only one member in the Council of Jarm left. If you don't find a

solution to our population problem soon, we'll all be extinct in a matter of

clitons. How goes the mission?

Oh, everything's fine. Everything's going fine. Mission's going great.

You know, it's going great.

Great. So you have figured out the solution to our planet's problems.

You understand how humans reproduce.

That's excellent work, boy. Excellent. I want you and Galaxina to reproduce and

get back to the planet as soon as possible.

I knew you had it in you, boy.

I knew you were the right man for the job, Zorkon.

No, uh, no, we haven't, uh, quite found, uh, how, uh, humans, uh, reproduce yet,

but, uh, we're working on it. We're, we're, we're, uh, we're close.

You moron. I always knew you were a fuck -up. I can't tell you how many times I

tried to convince the council that you were the absolute wrong choice for this

mission. You can't even tie a farmstool on a gluton, you little bastard.

How can you be expected to save us?

What do you have to save for yourself?

Ah! Will you and Galaxine be able to reproduce within the next couple of XRs?

No, like I said, Grand Poobah, we're very close.

Very... close.

Great. Great.

What am I going to do now?

What am I going to do now?

You realize you just signed our death sentence.

You realize that, don't you?

And you also realize that from this day forward, your name is going to live on

in infamy throughout the galaxy. Oh, yeah, yeah. Forever. From this moment

the name Zorkon is going to be known as the fallible Grim Reaper.

In distant planets, small children, having known of your crimes, are going

soil themselves and then apologize for having committed a Zorkon.

Um, anyway, I'll report to you soon, and we're going to have this meeting. You

little moron.

I should have killed you when I had the chance.

Who knew that your birth would signify the end of all births for our planet? I

should have killed you when I had a chance. I should have taken your innards

strung them across the highways of Eldor. I should have taken your blood

painted the skies of Wakikina with them. I should have taken your flesh and

strung it across the fields of Ufafla. And now, look what you've done to us.

This is how you repay us for being born into our beautiful civilization.

You're killing us all. You're killing us.

No, don't worry about it, Grand Poobah. Everything is going great. It's

wonderful.

We'll leave our planet Qunesha and everything's fine.

Thank you.

Diane, I'm so upset.

Tell me what's wrong. I don't know what to do.

It's okay. Calm down.

Tell me what's wrong.

My friend, I told him about you, and now he's angry at me.

I told him how we touch each other, and now he says I have to do that to him,

only I don't want to.

He says we have to reproduce, and that I can't do that with you.

What's wrong with me? I'm supposed to want to be with him, but I don't. I just

want to be with you. You don't have to be with him. There's nothing wrong with

you. You're a lesbian.

What? A lesbian.

What's that?

You don't have to have sex to reproduce.

No? No.

It's okay that I'm with you?

Yeah, it's perfectly fine.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Yes.

That's cold.

I feel good.

I'm an idiot, a fool, a moron. Garcia, how are you today?

Are we going to save the planet now, yes? Yes, we are.

Thank God.

I have found the solution. Excellent.

Okay, let's just get started.

This is all we need.

And?

Understand?

Grand Poobah will be very pleased.

And so am I.