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Out of sight, what the hell kind of name is that? A new cat, the key back, the

game from scratch. You call out war when it's all our war. In the backwoods, you

can ball out doors. You can tell, but I can't say.

I was here when I'm rolling with Tom Brady. I can't say louder.

Y 'all louder, louder,

louder. Y 'all louder.

Louder, louder,

louder.

Louder, louder, louder.

Louder, louder, louder.

Everybody pants through a big breast miller like me. They in need of an

Rocking at the ass door, I'm sure. The mosh pit is like war. Let the seven

string ring through the corridor.

MPC3D's got it bumpin'. Keep the boulevard stereos humpin'. The boss is

The place is packed. You bang the track.

Then give me my hat back. Cause I want it louder.

Louder. I want it louder.

Louder.

This is where I find you? We got strippers, booze, catered food.

It's your bachelor party.

Andy, I'm getting married in two days.

Look, you may be getting married to a

beautiful woman, but realize this may

be your last chance to partake of certain

Pleasures of the flesh.

So, what do you say, Jay?

These are some good eggs.

Do you realize what you're passing up?

I do.

I'm going back in time.

Last chance.

Maybe I'll be up later.

If I was the woman, I'd want to marry someone.

Just like you.

You're not my type.

You were listening to that?

Yes. Sorry.

Exactly, it's going on upstairs.

Up, uh, upstairs?

Yeah.

Oh, uh... You know, your bachelor party?

Just some guys sitting around, drinking, smoking.

Some guys are so secretive about that bachelor party thing, and I want to get

the real dirt on it.

Just in case I ever decide to get married or something like that.

Do you have a boyfriend?

Um, no.

What happened? Well, I came out here for a job interview, and he didn't.

And?

And he won't come if I get it.

I see.

But I probably didn't get it anyway, so.

What makes you say that?

Well, the guy interviewing me spent more time checking out my legs and my

portfolio, so forget about that.

Sorry, guys. We're closing in five minutes.

Did you want me to get you one more drink to take back up to your room?

Where are we going?

I like you, Nikki.

Hold on. I like you too, but you're getting married. I was going to say, I

you, Nikki.

And you asked for the real dirt, so I'm going to give it to you. Check it out.

So, was that what you expected?

Not at all.

Is that what old guys want?

Not at all.

I think men just want to be happy.

What you saw was the temporary solution.

Huh.

Are we allowed up here?

Actually, I'm pretty sure that we're not allowed, but hey, what the hell, right?

What's the worst that could happen?

I don't know. Maybe getting caught on the night of your bachelor party with a

strange woman.

That's what you call temporary solutions, and you don't really need it?

Does this mean that you're really happy?

Oh, thanks.

Maybe temporary solutions aren't for me.

Uh -huh. So you're happy.

I am now.

Yeah? What made you decide to get married?

Uh, I guess it was time, you know?

Lisa and I, we've only been together for two years.

You read your relationship like a train schedule.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that.

No, it's okay.

You're shivering.

Here. It's a little cold.

It's nothing like Chicago, though.

Oh, you don't have to do that. Here, take this.

Thank you.

Thank you. It's very nice of you.

So, tell me something about you.

Anything.

I studied for a semester in London.

Get out of here. I love London.

Besides L .A., London's my favorite city in the whole world.

You got some right there.

My first kiss.

Tenth grade.

Eleventh for me.

Late starter.

You know what they say about us late starters?

What?

They say we're better kissers.

I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that.

Forget about it.

Right. Just don't let it happen again.

Okay.

The sun will be up soon.

Yeah.

Would you mind walking me to my room?

These are really good.

I mean, they're good.

You think that they're sexy?

Sexy? Yeah.

It's advertising, not art.

And if you didn't know...

It's just that I'm getting married and... I know, I know. I want to thank

for a wonderful evening.

And I want to thank you for a wonderful evening also.

Okay.

Don't worry. This will be our little secret locked away in time forever.

You know the difference between good sex and great sex?

What?

That feeling of connection.

Did you feel the connection?

I don't want to think about it.

Why not?

I just don't want to think about it.

Tell me.

No, I'm not going to tell you anything.

Stop.

Look, our whole entire relationship has been based on this one perfect night.

I'm not falling yet.

Congratulations. Let's get the checks.

Yeah, sure.

Jason, are you

home? I'm in the kitchen, honey.

Okay, in the kitchen.

Hey.

Surprise!

What's the occasion?

Peace offering.

A peace offering.

For last night.

Honey, my diet.

No one seems to pick up your coffee.

Um, so, who's Andy bringing this little caddy?

Some girl.

What, another one of his entertainer friends?

I thought you liked Andy.

Huh? I thought you liked Andy.

Yeah, um, I do, I do.

I wish that he had a little more respect.

I'm just glad that none of his bad habits were off right now.

Yeah, I think I missed that.

um

Andy, so come on, man.

Who are you bringing this weekend?

My mom.

Oh, I like your mom.

Come on, man. Tell me. I'm your best friend. What's the big deal?

No big deal. It's just some girl.

Not some stripper again. You know what happened last time.

She happens to be a creative executive at the number two ad firm in the city.

A creative exec, huh?

And she's my fiance.

Andy getting married.

Congratulations, brother.

You're going to love her, man.

Andy married?

That's the end of an era.

What do you mean by that?

Well, you know, he was like the perfect single guy.

I just hope that he can make the transition.

Transition?

Okay.

You know that there are certain changes that you have to make when you settle

down. Like not flirting with every woman that you talk to.

What do you mean, every woman?

Don't defend him. You know that he's like that.

Did Andy ever come on to you?

No.

Never?

Okay. So he would flirt a little.

It's no big deal.

What do you mean by a little?

You're jealous, aren't you?

That's so cute.

Me jealous of Andy?

It was harmless flirting, okay?

If it was harmless, what did he say?

He was actually pretty nice.

He was sensitive and he was good company.

Sexual. I told you, no.

Never?

Jason, I am your wife and he's your best friend.

Just grow up.

I'm sorry.

I was just curious.

Wow. At least Andy has good taste in Reynolds.

Yeah, finally.

Maybe he's actually changed. I wouldn't go that far.

Wow, nice.

Yeah, it is nice, huh?

It's okay.

Are you sure that Andy's not going to mind us taking the master bedroom?

Hey, we got here first, right?

What time did you say that they're getting here?

About an hour. Why?

Well, why don't you go to the living room?

I have a little prize for you.

A surprise?

Mm -hmm.

So, just go.

Okay. Okay.

Open your eyes.

You look great.

You think so?

Come here.

Oh, you feel great too.

Do you like how it feels?

Yes.

Do you want to help me take it off?

Oh my God.

see you too.

This is Monique.

Hi.

Have we met?

Wow, you're wearing a new style now.

Pervert.

Man.

It is great to see you. You too, brother.

Hello.

Hey, you look a lot like that naked chick that was just gabbling around in

That's not funny.

I see that you haven't changed, have you?

Lisa, this is Monique.

Hi, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too.

Come with me. Let's get you settled in, okay?

Sounds good. Yeah? Are you tired?

A little bit. Come on.

Dude, not next time, man.

Let's get a drink.

Absolutely.

So, what do you think?

Uh, about what?

About what?

Monique.

She's a nice girl.

Nice? Come on, Jason.

Marry nothing.

Yeah? How'd you two meet?

That is actually a very interesting story.

Well, it was Christmas time and I needed to make a little extra money.

So you know how in the lingerie shops they always had the hottest women

there? He came to the store all cool and everything like he was... I told her.

That I had to buy a gift for my girlfriend.

He said that his girlfriend just broke up with him.

So, to be nice, he thought that he'd get her a little Christmas gift so they can

still be friends.

Sweet.

She believed that every word.

He was lying, and I knew it.

He was lying so bad. It's like every single part of his brain was working

overtime just to impress me. It was the funniest thing of everything in my life.

I've never wanted anybody so bad.

On our third date, he can kiss me and leave, or he can come inside and have

but no kissing.

Oh, yeah.

What did he choose?

A kiss.

Okay, that sounds like a whole new Andy. Yeah.

Yeah?

So, Andy, she doesn't seem like your usual type.

How so?

He's nice.

Wait, I have dated nice girls before.

When?

That's what I thought.

Lisa said you needed a... Oh, yeah. I'm hungry. Thanks.

Um, very nice of you.

So you said that I reminded you of somebody.

Because you're kind of looking at me kind of like... I'm sorry.

It's nothing. No need to apologize.

It's quite all right.

So was she somebody that you cared about?

It's a long time ago.

The night of your bachelor party?

Talking about me.

Hey.

Come on, let's go play some pool, baby.

Oh, okay, honey.

Come

on.

Don't they seem a little mismatched to you?

Don't worry about it.

I mean, doesn't she seem like a little Miss Farm Girl?

What did you and Annie talk about?

You have nothing to worry about.

I was going to mix some coffee, but I can come back.

I can put my top on if I'm making you uncomfortable.

No, no, no, it's all right.

Do you want some coffee?

Ooh, I'd love some.

Okay, I'll be back.

You need some motion?

There you go.

How did you and Jason meet?

Andy introduced us.

Really?

Nice.

We were working at the same company.

And as we got to know each other better, Andy told me that he had the perfect

guy for me.

So do you think that he was right?

Yeah. He was right enough.

Yeah.

I was just admiring the view.

Where are you now?

I'm going to go see if Jason's up yet.

Bye.

You're a half -naked girl?

Hey! Jason!

Jason!

Hello!

Wake up! Come on, come on, come on!

Get... up. It's after 11.

Okay.

Thank you.

Hope we didn't keep you up last night.

What are you talking about?

I think you got a little wild.

A little loud?

You didn't hear.

No, why?

Hey, guys.

Hello. Hi. How are you?

I'm going to take Monique into town to get groceries.

You two be okay?

Sure. With this guy, we'll be fine.

All right, I'll see you later.

See you later.

Be careful.

Man, you really lucked out with her.

I'm still hot between you and Lisa?

That depends.

What do you mean by hot?

The sex.

I mean, she still looks great, but unless you're... Yes, yes.

The sex is still very good. Very good or great? Because you used to say she

could do this thing with her. Hey, why are you so curious all of a sudden?

It's just that sex with Monique is the sex I've ever had.

I mean, on the outside, she's like this...

reserved, quiet, shy girl, but on the inside, she's this poofy little sex

kitten. Andy, come on, enough already.

Does it bother you, me talking about how my woman does the most perverse things

imaginable to me?

Yes, it does.

Well, you never used to be bothered when we talked about sex.

Well, I've changed. We've changed.

People change, Andy. That's what we do. I know why you're upset. I know exactly

why you're pissed off.

You are a jerk.

Andy, I don't know where you're going with this, but it's not what you think.

You and Lisa, you're thinking about having kids, right?

What?

It happened to friends in Chicago.

The minute they start talking about kids, they get all moral and righteous.

Yeah, that's it.

Want my advice on married life?

Until the day that that ring goes on your finger, make sure that you live

to its fullest.

Because once you're married, if you have any regrets, they'll haunt you for the

rest of your life.

Do you have any regrets?

No.

I don't.

You are such a liar.

So, uh, how much do you know about Linda?

Why?

Because marriage is a big step.

I just want to make sure you know what you're getting yourself into.

Well, how much did you know about Lisa when you married her?

I thought I knew enough.

So you're saying that if you knew then what you know now, you wouldn't marry

her.

So, uh, you don't know much about Monique?

All right.

Listen, she grew up just outside of Chicago.

Her favorite color is pink.

Her favorite flowers are pink gerber daisies. She likes...

Red wine, not white.

And she went to Northwestern University. She majored in journalism.

And the only time she's been out of the Midwest was when she

studied in London her senior year of college.

Happy?

I'm happy if you're happy.

I kind of was a late bloomer on that subject.

How late?

21.

21?

Yeah. How about you?

Okay. I was younger. High school sweetheart.

When I was 18.

We did it at the prom.

Then all summer long.

Then we each went off to separate colleges.

Had a few boyfriends.

Graduated. And then six months later...

I met Jason.

Aww, how sweet.

Yeah, once I started doing it, I couldn't get enough. I had to do it all

time.

You kept around, didn't you?

No,

I didn't keep around. I had a boyfriend, a boyfriend.

I had to get to know them.

Relationship, relationship.

It's easier to drive them wild that way.

Drive them wild, huh?

Yeah. I didn't actually think about that.

Yeah, don't you?

Ah, yeah, this is it.

Out in the open, yet totally secluded.

The place where I first got my squash noshed. This is your parents' summer

house?

Remember the first time you and Lisa, you know?

Jason, what's wrong?

Are you attracted to Lisa?

Look, I may have a bit of a rep, but she's your wife.

If she's my wife, then how come you came on to her?

When? Oh, she told me you'd call her. Don't go digging back there. It meant

nothing. It was just some harmless flirting.

Look, it would be late. She'd be worried about you, waiting for you to come

home, and she'd be a little angry.

Call her up and show her a little harmless attention.

All in the name of our friendship, huh?

Look, I called. I didn't go visit.

Would you rather she got the attention somewhere else?

I'm sorry.

Maybe I was just reading too much into it.

So were you attracted to Monique?

I, uh... Well, you better be, because she's fucking hot!

Not hotter than your mom!

Hello.

You two talking about us?

No, private girl talk. What about?

That's not the definition of private.

Ah, sneaky.

You miss me?

Andy.

Well, that Jason scene works. Oh, yeah?

Uh -huh.

Nikki's a short form of Monique, isn't it?

I haven't gone by Nikki in quite a while.

Nikki, Monique.

I like Monique better.

Me too.

So, how was Lisa?

She was fine.

What did you two talk about?

Girl steps.

What, are you worried this can't talk bad about you?

No.

You know, you are one phenomenal looking lady.

Oh, really? Thank you.

Do you still love me?

Now that is the most ridiculous question I've ever heard.

Oh, girl.

You're gonna break my heart.

When you take my hand, you're gonna get my heart.

Oh, yeah.

And when you want my dream, then there is no way

out.

Oh, no.

Oh, baby, listen to me.

You're gonna

break my

heart.

Oh,

baby, listen to me.

Been wanting you, girl, for so long.

Been wanting you.

Had given up on you.

Thought you were long gone.

When are you expecting?

Excuse me?

Expecting what?

Jason and I were talking down by the pool and he said you were thinking about

having kids.

Um, maybe he's trying on his own.

Andy and I were just... I specifically remember you said you were trying to

kids.

Not that I know of. You're not?

Jason, we never even...

Talked about trying to have kids.

So, um, what do you say we all go into town later?

Sounds like a good idea. We can do some shopping, and also, we saw this cute

little Spanish restaurant.

Yeah, El Pepino. I know it well.

A toast.

To friends.

So, do you?

Do I what?

Do you want to have kids?

Andy just misunderstood me. Forget about Andy.

Do you want to try having kids?

We have been married for a while.

I don't know, Lisa.

It might help.

Maybe.

Andy, you just got a phone call.

Where's Lisa?

Finishing up her makeup.

So I didn't dream it.

Dream what?

The night of my bachelor party.

What was you?

What does it matter, Jason?

You're married. I'm about to get married.

It wasn't just one night for me.

You know what?

Nothing productive can come out of those memories, Jason.

You know, I thought about you a lot, and I... I hope that we'd be together

again.

Believe me, you're the last person I expected to walk in with, Andy.

But I'm glad it was you.

Tell me you don't feel the same way I do, and I'll never mention it again.

I wish I could, but I can't.

I just do it. A major deal.

Good job, honey.

I'm buying. Let's go.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

If something's wrong, you can tell me a little bit.

I'm fine.

Is it Andy?

No relationship is perfect, so, you know.

They do take work, don't they?

Yes.

What are you going to do?

Oh, I'm planning on asking Monique to set a date.

A date for what?

The wedding.

What?

I'm going to tell her on the plane back to Chicago.

Andy, you don't know what you're getting yourself into.

Hey, you guys, let's go check out that store.

Hey, talk about this later, all right?

Jason, there's nothing to talk about.

Little spin.

I don't think so.

Nothing.

You bored?

Yep.

Get used to it.

If you try to talk me out of marriage again, forget about it.

Just don't let it warn you.

I'm going to go buy some gum.

Have fun.

Jason. Hey.

Hey. Wake up.

Hi. Are you ready?

We have dinner. Come on. We're running late, okay?

I'm assuming you didn't tell Andy anything.

No. Did you say anything to Lisa?

No. But I will if it will help.

Jason, no.

I've tried to forget you. Trust me, I have.

But I can't.

There was something about you. Something I felt inside. I couldn't explain it

then. I went back to the hotel bar a few times.

Did you expect me to be there or something?

I always believed that something brought us together once.

And if it was meant to be, it would happen again.

And it did.

Hold up, hold up. What is it?

Well, I was just thinking, this may be the last time we swim together for a

while.

Let's make it interesting.

How?

Let's race.

25 laps.

And what are we betting?

The women.

What? Winner takes all, just for one night.

You're insane!

Yeah, I am.

How's it going?

Loser buys dinner. No.

Loser buys and cooks dinner.

Deal. What other rules are there?

No other rules.

Ever since I've known you, you haven't changed.

Neither have you, Luke.

I think I sprained my ankle.

Sorry.

It's all right.

I know it's been a while, but you haven't been you this weekend.

All right.

What would you do if you were married?

And the one girl that you just couldn't get off your mind, she comes back into

your life.

You're not just trying to scare me off marriage again.

No, I'm serious.

One girl.

Holy shit.

Jill Armstrong?

What, she tracked you down on the web?

No names.

Well, if it was anybody but Jill Armstrong, I'd go for it.

Why?

Simple.

Life's too short.

See what I mean?

Come on, boy.

You got it there, Gimpy?

You gonna make it? It was his fault.

God, you know, with people around, who even me?

Hey, do you have any Vicodin?

Yes, I have some Vicodin. Thank you.

I'll be back.

I think we're in trouble.

I usually am.

Hoffman! That hurts!

What, that? Yes!

You better give me two.

No, you're starting off with one. They're kind of strong.

Where are you going?

Going into town to get your groceries.

Just because you're hurt, you're not getting out of our bet.

Do you want some company?

Sure. Okay. All right, I'll see you later.

Bye. Oh, maybe you should drive. I think you're blocking me in.

Do you know what we need to get from the grocery store? Well, since Jason's

buying something expensive, you like lobster? I love lobster. All right.

I can't believe you told him about the phone call.

He said something about that?

He sure did.

Well, was he jealous?

He seemed like it. Good.

I wanted to get a rise out of him. Keep him on his toes.

Is that the only reason?

Well, why? What other reason would there be?

Depends.

Exactly how much does he know about us?

Nothing.

And you didn't tell him anything because you thought he wouldn't understand

or... Or what?

Well, now that's a complex answer.

How so?

Well, why don't you pull over and I'll explain it to you.

Bye.

Mm -hmm.

Good morning.

Where did everybody go?

They, uh, went into town.

Hmm.

What happened to your foot?

Uh, swimming injury.

So, last night, were you serious when you said that you'd leave Lisa for me?

Yes, I was.

Then, uh, why me?

Because I thought of losing you and breaks my heart.

And I thought I read...

into that night too much.

I just can't get it off my mind.

You're the one I always fantasize about being with.

Really?

You live in L .A., I live in Chicago.

Next.

You pack your stuff and move in with me.

Isn't that what you want?

It is, but move where?

Yeah.

You're right.

Lisa wouldn't take this very well anyways.

No, she wouldn't.

You do want to be together, though, right?

More than anything.

Oh, my God, they're home! Shit!

No,

you're even better now than you were three years ago.

Yeah, who she is.

Yeah.

Hello?

Hey. Lisa.

Hi. How are you doing?

Not bad.

Where's, uh, Sonny?

I don't know. I was taking a nap and I haven't seen her.

You know, I told you that those pills were strong, didn't I? Yeah, really

strong. I'm gonna soak in the tub. Might be good for my ankle.

Good idea. Yeah.

One second.

Why'd you lock the door?

Must have been a little groggy.

What took you so long?

What? I thought I was supposed to be a quick grocery run. It was. What, are you

trying to accuse me of something?

I'm sorry.

Those pills had me a little messed up.

Yeah, let's hope that that's all that it is.

A what?

A toast.

To what?

To the perfect weekend.

Sure.

So, Lisa.

All weekend, I've been listening to Jason's advice on marriage.

Maybe you could, uh, give a few words of wisdom. Oh, no.

I am definitely not buzzed enough. There's another, uh... Bottle in the

I'll go get it. No, no. I'll get it. I insist.

Okay.

Trying to make it back before all the food's gone.

Happy. Okay.

So

you

really want some advice?

In time, you will learn that marriage, it doesn't have to mean monogamy.

Excuse me?

Did you just say marriage doesn't have to mean monogamy?

No, I said that marriage doesn't have to mean money.

No, you said monogamy.

No, I think you heard me wrong.

No, I heard you right.

You said monogamy. Are you trying to give us some sort of warning here, or

No, not at all.

I'm eating my potato.

Well, I'm going to go inside and get some bread. I'll be right back.

Okay.

Oh, my God. I'm sorry.

I'm eating my lunch.

Monogamy. What's wrong with you?

I'm glad it's you.

Yeah.

I had to get some bread.

I'm in love with you, Monique.

As soon as we get back to the city, I'm moving out.

Lisa can keep everything.

I want you. I want us to be together.

But Jason... I have to see you tonight.

Say yes, please.

Yes, yes.

Okay.

After Andy's asleep, sneak out of the house.

I'll leave a flashlight by the back door.

Go down by the pool, past the trail, and I'll be waiting.

I was afraid you wouldn't come.

Ah.

No.

What the fuck's going on?

I was taking a walk.

I thought you two, Jason.

Andy, I can explain. Yeah, the hell you can.

I'm serious.

I can explain. Yeah, come on, man. Stop it, man.

What are you going to do?

Hey, hey, hey, hey. Stop it, guys.

Hey, hey, hey, hey. What the fuck are you going to do about it? Hey, hey, hey,

hey. Stop, stop, stop, stop it.

Stop, man.

What are you going to do?

Hey,

hey, hey, hey.

I just caught your husband fucking my fiance.

What?

He did.

And exactly what is it that you can explain, huh?

Yeah, I thought so.

And exactly when did you get some play from my wife, huh?

Don't get all high and mighty with me, fiance.

Fucker.

This afternoon.

I'm married.

I'm your husband.

Jason, I was bored.

And I was lonely.

But it was just sex.

It didn't mean anything.

It didn't.

Oh, don't look at me like that, Jason. I gave you everything.

I gave you Lisa. I gave you Nikki.

Andy, please, please.

Why don't you tell him the truth about his bachelor party? Bachelor party?

You know, who do you think set the whole thing up?

She's a hooker, Jason.

I bought her for you that night.

And I bought her for you this weekend.

Why?

Because I know your weak spots, Jason.

I know the type of woman you think you like.

The type of woman you lust for.

The type of woman you never should have liked.

It was a big mistake me giving Lisa to you.

Oh, so you gave me to Jason? When you wouldn't take our relationship

I had to do something.

So I introduced you to Jason.

You two were total opposites. I figured you'd dump him and be back in a week.

It never occurred to me that you guys would hit it off.

Yeah.

I don't blame you for screwing her.

You were manipulated just like me.

Just pack your things and we'll work this all out when we get back home.

I don't think I can do that, Lisa.

Oh, okay. So that's how it's going to be?

I'm going to stay here for a couple days to get my head together.

And I want you out by the time I get home.

That's fine.

I have plenty of other places to go.

You didn't think that Andy was the only other one, did you?

Hey.

Don't even try.

Look, hit me if it'll make you feel better.

Trust me, nothing will make me feel better.

Aren't you taking... Nikki?

At least she used her real name.

Aren't you taking Nikki?

Jason, she's not from Chicago. She's from Irvine. I gave her cab fare back.

Now aren't you a gentleman?

I'm sorry Andy dragged you into all this. No, no, no, look, I got myself

this.

Just, I'm just not cut out for this kind of work, and you were... Listen, you

don't have to explain.

I took money for it, so I guess I'm considered a prostitute, but being with

you that night was not... was not like being on a job, it was like being on a

date.

And I definitely felt it.

connection with you that I really have never felt before.

Enough bullshit already, please.

I'm serious.

I had a very strong feeling for you that night, and it has haunted me ever

since.

What do we do now?

I think I might stay here for a couple days.

Get my head together.

Yeah?

Do you think that I could maybe stay with you?

Yeah, why not?

But listen, we're staying in separate rooms, okay?

What are you doing?

What do you think I'm doing?

I'll behave if you behave.

I think I want to go for a swim.