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Thank you.

Did you hear what Douglas said today?

Who? Jefferson.

You're on a first -time basis with him?

I hate him.

I don't hate him, Steph. I just dislike him immensely.

With extreme fervor and major distaste.

I call it partial hatred.

You're just jealous. He's cute.

Well, he does teach his classes, right?

Yeah, Christy. So do I.

You teach freshman classes. You're a student teacher.

Yeah, but next year, I'll have the same credentials as Professor Sims, making me

a real teacher.

And I'm better looking, too.

Well, I am.

Oh, yeah, you're so cute, Jeffrey.

Yeah, funny.

Real.

Where'd they pull this shard from?

I think it was side B3.

I don't get it.

Well, that doesn't surprise me.

Get over it, will ya?

What did you get?

This piece isn't even close to where the other Anasazi pieces were found in New

Mexico. Well, that's why we're in here. Professor Billings put his best students

on it.

Well, I thought you said this was busy work that sophomores should be doing.

Well, he didn't give it to them, so it must be important.

Whatever, student teacher.

It is important.

Professor, I mean, Douglas, he wanted to do this.

Really? Why?

I don't know.

He was there when Billings assigned it, and he was pissed.

You see? I'm already moving in on Douglas.

I'll get that appointment next year. You watch.

That's weird.

Yeah, I know.

Jeff gets an appointment, the school goes bankrupt.

Funny, very funny. Good thing you got that comic gig to fall back on after you

graduate.

Professor Sims never does this kind of dirty work anymore.

Wonder what he wanted with it.

Well, it's obviously important stuff, and he wanted to take credit for the

amazing discovery we find.

Discovery? What discovery?

It's been three days, we don't know the least quad about this chart.

I said find, not found.

That's okay. We'll figure it out. We've got the three best students working on

it. Two best students and student teacher.

That's the smartest student teacher and soon -to -be professor. Thank you very

much. Whatever you say, Indiana.

I'm washed.

I'm going to the beach this weekend.

No date tonight?

No.

How come? It's Friday. What's Greg doing?

Hopefully crying on his pillow all weekend. We broke up.

Oh, finally.

It was about time.

Thanks for the support.

What about you, Jeff?

Have you dated a new freshman?

New girls are easy pickings, huh?

Hello? Jeff?

Are you sleeping?

It's time to go home.

Are you going to come or are you spending the night here?

Not sure.

I just found something.

Like what?

Wow.

What is it?

What do you see?

Well, what I see is the reason why Douglas was so interested in this find.

Is it big?

Are we famous?

Who found this piece?

I don't know. Who worked site B3 last?

No way.

What? No way what?

It was Team Coyote.

That's the seniors.

That's Douglas' team.

That's why he wanted to be assigned it, because they found it. That's why

Professor Billings doesn't assign the team who find it to research it.

Impartiality. Yep. So their emotions don't cloud their judgment.

Oh, there's another reason, too.

Quality control.

What the hell are you doing?

God, I think we've just been expelled.

Not me. He has been expelled. I didn't just match 3 ,000 euro piece of pottery.

Relax. Neither did I.

It's a fake.

How come? How do you know that?

Look at the cross section. See where it's oxidizing?

It's not.

It's clay. It's the closest.

Yeah. Clay from the southwest has a high salinity rate. Look at the dissolved

rate. It's not.

Yep. It's from a high temperature zone.

Why? China?

Like China.

How did a pottery shard kilned in China get into a 3 ,000 -year -old Anathase

ruin?

By UPS, if my guess is correct. That is who we're using on the site, isn't it?

Hmm.

What's that supposed to think like this?

Well, whoever's in charge of the delivery parcels.

Wow. Professor Douglas Sim.

Hmm. You gotta feel good.

Well, let's clean up these pieces first.

What is that?

I think that's the janitor. He locked us up.

Hello! We're still in here!

Hey!

Damn it.

They locked us in.

Let me try.

You know, I wish you could have to break it down.

Hey, no wait, Lambo.

Just get the keys. It unlocks from the inside, too.

Don't you have the keys?

Keys? Why would I have the keys? You girls were here before me.

Christy was here before I was.

Christy? Uh, why always me? I don't have the keys.

I thought you got it. You always get here first.

Ah, great.

Awesome.

Nobody has keys.

I can't believe we're stuck in here the entire weekend.

I think we have a major problem here.

It's like 120 degrees in here. They turned off the air conditioning.

140.

It's your turn to stand watch.

Hold on, I'm just trying to email this last person.

Let's face it, no one's going to get those emails until tomorrow.

Everybody's out enjoying their Friday night.

Then it's final.

What is?

We're here for the night.

Oh, great.

This just blows.

It could be worse.

Worse how?

You could be here with Douglas.

Like I said, this blows.

You know what?

At least find something to sleep on. I found some mummy heads in the storage

locker. Those could be squishy enough. Ew.

I need my shirt before I do that.

Oh. Can I have the rest of your clothes?

What are you looking for?

Something to do. I don't think these cloud floors are going to afford much

sleep. Hey, well at least we have the internet. That's always entertaining.

Not for you it won't be. They always block it all the way.

Oh.

Well that's sad.

We could do some research.

Or not.

Hey, look at this.

You break through the block on the website?

No, I found some files on the old Anasazi digs.

Is there any evidence on this?

I don't think Professor Simms would tape the planning of fake artifacts.

I guess we'll never find out. Why?

There's some sort of encryption on this file. I can't open it. Move over. Let

the pro handle it.

Oh, Christy the hacker?

Tell Saul and I won't show you how to get past the adult website's blocks.

My lips are sealed.

How long is this going to take?

Done.

About that fast.

Is that Diane and Philip?

Aren't they seniors? Weren't they on the A4 dig?

Yeah. What are they doing?

Why is she taking off her shorts?

Is this a new technique I didn't know about?

Wow.

Wow. Wow.

Wow.

Mix it, mix it out.

Mix it out.

Wow. Wow.

Wow.

Mix it now.

Wow.

Thanks for watching!

Huh?

What do they do with the mummy?

Oh my god.

Oh, we gotta put this on a disc.

Hey, I think we got some blackmail material.

What do you think?

I think so.

Hey, what are the chances there's other video files of others doing this?

What do you think? Let's find out.

You think it's one in a million?

Okay, how about... two in a million who's that that's not philip and diane

that's pina and diane episode two oh wait i need to see this

raiders of the lost clothes oh oh my

Yeah,

you know, that's a beautiful thing.

Tell me.

You know what? Those students had great potential in the science world.

I need a little rest.

It's freaking hot in here.

Yeah, it does seem to be getting a little warm in here.

Let's go see if we can turn it back on.

All right, we're going to go try and find the air conditioning.

We'll be right back.

Okay.

So do you see a control panel or anything?

No.

But I finally have you alone now.

What about Christy?

She's going to be a while, right?

Right.

Thank you.

I want to see it.

Why do you still look so guilty?

Nothing. We didn't do anything. What makes you think we did anything while

were here?

What were you doing there?

Jeff. We just shared a soda. That's all.

Yeah, right.

So, what did you find on the file?

I don't know.

Let's check it out.

I can't believe that.

Neither can I.

What do we do about this?

I don't know.

Does it matter?

Look at those two.

Something about two women kissing like that is so hot.

Oh, it's hot.

I love it when they touch each other like that, when they just caress.

That's amazing.

Ah,

see, look at that.

What I wouldn't get to see that in person.

I love the way they kiss each other. Look how they go down their neck, and

one just goes down the front of her.

Ah, that is so hot.

Guys, we need to work on that. We want to jump the gun, but these girls... I

love the way they just take their time and they explore each other's bodies.

Boy!

I just love the way that... When a woman undresses another

woman like that, it just rocks my world.

Lick the nipple just right.

Oh, look at that.

Oh, did this ever zoom?

Oh, that's hot.

Oh, man.

Whoever was around there who didn't know that was going on right inside that

dig.

What were they thinking?

This is amazing.

I just love the way the girls explore.

each other's bodies with their fingertips ah geez that's

beautiful oh that's amazing

oh yeah oh

now there's something you don't see every day

Boy, this sure beats being locked in here all weekend.

I'm glad we have this here to keep us company.

Oh boy, it's getting hotter in here.

Oh, wow.

Look at that body on her.

Amazing.

Oh, see, now that's what I like.

Versatility. See how they change like that?

That's nice.

See, we like that.

See, that is nice.

Oh, see, look at that. We like it when they do that.

See, I love a girl who can change like that, you know?

It's best to be versatile, I guess.

Wow.

Just look at those breasts.

Those are amazing.

Wow, look at that.

If you look closely, you might see the promised land.

You don't get to see it too often.

Oh, yeah.

These women are amazing.

See the way they hold each other and just kiss?

At the same time caressing each other's breath.

Nice, supple, pouting breaths like that.

Wow.

See?

See?

When she places her hands down, now that's what I call an archaeological

dig. Look at that. She knows what she's doing there.

I see women.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my head's going to explode. Look at this.

Unbelievable.

Oh, boy, what I wouldn't give to see that in person.

Look at those bodies. They're amazing. The way they just hold up against each

other and rub up against each other like that. Oh, look at that.

See, I like the way she's going down

and licking her belly button like that.

Isn't that nice?

Look at that.

Oh,

that is so hot.

Oh, she knows how to work that tongue. I know she does.

Oh, it's amazing.

Oh,

these girls just don't quit, do they?

Oral pleasure is a good thing.

I don't know what people are saying.

And that's so nice to see.

Wow.

That is nice.

Awesome.

Oh look at that ass.

Look at her ass.

Look how round that is.

That is so nice.

Oh look at those curves.

Look at her legs. Aren't those nice?

Just so nice.

Total package right there.

When a woman goes down on another

woman like that, it's so hot.

Ah, that is hot.

It looks like they're revving up for a finish here.

Look at the way her breathing is getting rapid. You can see it.

You know she's gearing up for a really nice I can see it. Oh.

Oh, she's tenting up. Look it. Look.

Ah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Ah.

Oh, wow.

These girls are so amazing.

I'm going to play this file again.

I hope you don't mind. I'm just going to rewind.

I'm going to play this one again.

I need to look at this one again for research purposes.

I'll see you all later.

I'm just going to stay here.

Thank you.

Man, I missed some really good field work out there.

You girls finding anything?

Keep looking.

I'm sure you'll find something.

Oh, hey, here's another one.

This one's hidden deep in the system file.

Oh, that's not good.

Oh, that just ain't right.

Well, Professor Billings, now I see why Douglas spent so much time and

consultation hours with you.

Douglas, dude, shape some of that back hair.

Or is that Professor Billings' leg?

Girls?

Well, ladies, forget about telling on Douglas. Jeff, could you knock first,

please? Knock? On what?

The desk, the floor, anything.

What were you saying?

Well, we can forget about going to Billings on the fine we have.

Why not?

I say we take it right over to his apartment.

Well, if we head to his apartment, I'm sure we'll find Douglas there with his

tools digging.

You mean... Oh, yeah.

With the... Uh -huh.

And they... That's not good.

Nope. And there goes my teaching appointment next year.

Well, I think you'll get the teaching appointment next year.

How do you figure?

They're probably over there right now playing Master King and Mansley.

Because when we take the shark to them and the video files, you will be their

next best friend.

Yeah, and you'll need two new student teachers to help you take on the

Oh, I smell a research grant coming on.

I think this has been a good Friday.

food.

Yeah.

um

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