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Sunday, Sunday, Union 1.

Figures.

Forget it, sister.

Thank you for having me.

What about 935, Pamela?

Honey, we're too busy calling you up for
men.

It isn't fair.

What's up? You mean this isn't your
dream job? You just wait. I've got a

Oh, really?

In that case, inside of that case,
you'll find an extra quarter in your

Oh, geez, you're too kind. Allow me to
assist you.

Mr. Remy. So good to see you again. Good
to see you too, Chief.

The usual suite, I presume, sir?

How's business been, Chief?

Oh, continental, sir.

Simply continental.

Good to hear.

We're always honored to have such a fine
visitor.

Sure.

Shall I have the chef prepare you a
special dish to your liking?

As always.

We always profit from your illustrious
return, Mr. Remy.

Yeah, I'm sure you do.

Please call upon my services for your
every need.

Thank you, Jeeves. I'll mention to my
partners about your excellent service.

You're too kind.

Welcome to our humble home, Mr. Remy
and... Tiffany.

Yeah, it's Miss Tiffany.

Jeeves is going to write us up for sure.

Big deal. When he came in as manager,
things went to hell anyway.

Either way, I can't be out of a job.

Who cares? I just go back to the
nightclub.

Why are you still here? You're an
awesome DJ.

Yeah, a great DJ and paid pennies. The
perks here used to be worth it.

Vacation, free room.

Not anymore. I have an idea and I want
you to help.

What idea?

I gotta keep my boat. It's my home. This
job doesn't cut it since Jeeves stopped

allowing tips.

You two are in big trouble.

Oh, and like what, Jeeves? You gonna
write us up? You keep that up and you

have a job.

You've taken every last benefit we had
anyway.

And with that attitude, you'll be right
out on the street, you tramp.

I'm sorry, Jeeves. It won't happen
again.

Get upstairs and make up rooms 112
through 117.

They should be empty by now.

So, Erica, what's this idea?

Come on. I'll tell you on the way.

I think it rocks.

Really? You're not just saying that, are
you?

No way. We can make big bucks. I'm all
for it.

Cool. What should we call it?

How about...

The Boogie Boat.

Sounds like a bad horror film. What
about Dance on Water?

Nah, that sounds like a bad Kevin
Costner film.

Do you think these rooms were empty?

No way. You think it is?

Come on, there's the people in the other
room.

Check it out.

How did you know that?

Honey, this place has got more secrets
than the FBI.

Oh.

Let me see.

I knew it. It's Monica and Joey. Oh, my
God.

I've got it. Erica's erotic night.
That's perfect.

All we need is a sound system and I know
just where to get one. Come on.

What the hell? Look what we have here.
Ew, Erica, don't look.

What are you doing? I don't understand.

This is an outrage.

Using a bed to sleep with each other?

Jeeves won't be happy.

Do you think Jeeves will be happy? No.

Jeeves doesn't have to know, right?

What are you asking me to lie?

Well, it's not like you haven't done it
before.

Joey, I'm shocked.

Let's go see if Jeeves agrees.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.

We can make some sort of arrangement,
like dinner on me.

Wow, I guess there is something.

Name it.

Eric and I need a sound system three
nights a week with a full CD collection

use.

Whoa, that stuff's expensive. I get four
bills a week to rent that out.

You see, Eric and I have a business
plan.

We'll pay you, say, what's good, 50
bucks a week?

50 bucks?

No way.

I think 50 bucks is a fair price to keep
a job, don't you?

I think so, too. Let's go ask Jesus if
he thinks that's a fair price.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

We're all friends here.

Let's say 200?

Deal.

Publicity. We need people to know about
it, right?

Yeah, and we're off tonight.

Yeah.

And what's it like on Friday nights in
the lounge?

Karaoke nights.

Ah, but tonight, honey, it's going to be
Erica's karaoke night.

Uh -huh.

Yeah.

What do you have in mind?

You want to start your business, right?

I'll do anything to start my Erica's
erotic night.

Would you even sing for it?

What do you mean?

Oh, no.

Jeeves will freak.

Who cares? He'll be too busy sticking
his nose out the exact ass.

Executives will be there?

Oh, yeah. They'll all come down to get
drunk and laid.

So my future clientele will all be in
the same place at the same time?

We pass out some flyers, make a few
winks. And we get instant customers?

Bingo. We get a few guys to invite some
friends, and Jeeves can have a stupid

brownie. You're a genius.

Make some flyers tonight after work, and
come here looking drop -dead hot.

Everything to your liking, Mom?

Piss off, day worker.

Excuse me, what did you say? Clean the
dish, Trish. I clean the dishes just

you said.

Oh, then let's rush off and clean the
page from June. Right away.

Chapter two.

Mason!

into the aggressive pun and take out $60
,000 for cash.

I'm on vacation after this deal.

$50 ,000?

Going on a trip around the world, sir?
No, just a skiing trip to Vail.

It costs $60 ,000 for a ski trip to
Vail?

It does when you rent the entire
mountain.

Why would you rent the whole mountain?

Not enough snow for more than one
person?

My girlfriend doesn't like crowds.

Then you need a new girlfriend.

She's worth it.

Honey. Ain't nobody worth $60 ,000 for a
ski trip.

Some people are worth more money than
the world has to offer.

She has her skills.

Betcha I'm better.

I doubt it.

Yeah, whatever.

So anyway, if you're looking for a good
time, you should come to karaoke

tonight. Oh yeah? Where is it?

It's in the lounge for tonight, but then
it's moving.

Well, Tiffany isn't much for singing.

You're lost. You see, my girlfriend
here, Erica, is performing tonight.

Oh, really?

You're a singer?

Oh, yeah. She's the best.

Dancer. I'm a dancer.

Dancer? At a karaoke night?

Yeah, it's not a typical karaoke night.
Right, darling?

Oh, yeah, right.

Not a typical karaoke night. You should
come. It'll be lots of fun.

Well, we'll see.

How long does it take these mazes
straight in a room?

Oh, we are just finishing up, Mom. Need
a chocolate on your pillow?

Sorry to bother you. Goodbye.

Nine o 'clock in the lounge.

Tired, but fun.

So what's at nine o 'clock?

Some karaoke thing in the lounge.

How common.

I don't know. It might be fun.

And it's free.

Free, right?

Oh baby.

Nothing free.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, God.

So was it worth it?

It's up to you, New York, New York!

Now the microphone is yours.

Compliments of the Grand Hotel and its
humble staff.

Thanks, boss. Now don't quit your day
job. I'm going to save you folks the

of any singing.

And now for a real lift, ladies and
gentlemen. Our very own Erica is here to

lift you up.

I thought you didn't even like big crap.

She doesn't. That's why I'm here alone.

So you don't mind the crap?

Only when they're selling my company's
stock.

Then we just pass you through the bar,
checking out our little shop.

Well, I never refuse an invitation hand
-delivered to my bedroom.

You know, Blake, money can't buy
everything.

So that's what all this is about? A new
business?

Honey, this is an investment you won't
want to buy.

You are so busted.

You two are going to get fired for this.
That's bullshit, Jeeves. This place

hasn't been livelier ever.

And what's this?

Soliciting for your own business on
hotel property?

Former hotel Jeeves. Just piss off.

And if you're looking for a real great
time, be sure to check out those flyers

being passed around.

Tomorrow night, Erica's erotic night in
Key Harbor.

And now the end is near.

And thank you, Erica, for that show.

And now it's time for me to sing to you
all, I Did It My Way.

I did it my way.

I did it my way.

I'm happy about you. Got a recording
contract or something?

Cute. No.

Better. Much better.

You're fired.

We're fired?

Oh, much better than that. You two are
banned.

Banned, Jeeves? What the hell is that
supposed to mean?

It means that if I ever see you on hotel
property again, I'm going to have you

arrested for trespassing.

Because we danced on our night off?

Because you represented the company
falsely.

And you promoted your own business on
company grounds.

Geez, I just wanted to... Get all your
things and leave.

Your last check's in your locker.

Excuse me, ladies.

Hi.

Hey, how are you? Good, and yourself?

Good. Be careful with that stuff. It's
my retirement.

All right. You got insurance on it,
right?

No. You have the insurance.

Oh, yeah. Of course you do.

It's here.

Posted right next to the permit.

No? Yeah, but I left it at home.

Well,

it should be right here, next to the
permit that you post.

Yeah, right.

Permit.

The permit?

The one that you got to run the DJ?

The one that comes after the insurance?

Right, the permit that I left at home
that's next to the insurance, on my

nightstand, under the big pen that I
signed the insurance fee with.

Oh, no.

This boat's going to end up sinking, and
I'm going to be out $7 ,000 in gear.

Hey, Joey, relax.

I got it. Really, I do.

Nah, I need to see it.

You will, but first I want to show you
something.

What? Isn't the sunset romantic now?

Sure. You like that kind of stuff.

You know what I like, Joey. I hope it's
what I'm thinking.

Oh, my God!

Hello,

Chief. What's up?

Sorry to bother you, sir.

I needed to pass these out right away
for Erica.

Erica? Oh, the one with the club event
tonight?

Yes, sir. You see, there's been a
change.

The poor girl fell ill and asked me to
pass those out right away for her. Oh,

sorry to hear that.

So am I. I was asked to pass them out
right away to those who received one.

Of course, if it's canceled and all.

Oh, yes, it's canceled, all right.

But do enjoy the rest of your stay and
this karaoke again tonight in the

Oh, thank you, Jeeves, but we were
planning on dining out tonight anyway.

Oh, well, then may I suggest the Blue
Lobster Cafe?

It's quite splendid and very classy.

Thank you, Jeeves.

You're too kind.

Just ensuring that you stay is the best,
sir.

Hey.

I just needed Joey to stay and help out
too.

Let's just say he's a sucker for a
pretty sunset.

Shouldn't people be arriving by now?
Don't worry, I'll come.

Rich people are always fresh, really.

That Jeeves is such a classy guy.

Yeah, a real class act.

You know, I think this should get him a
job over at the firm. I think he'd fit

in well.

Like a glove.

Oh, exactly.

Hey, what's this all about?

Oh, those maids were starting some club
on a boat.

Can you imagine what that would be like?

It looks like it was canceled anyway.

Thank God. Those girls were very tacky.

Sure, babe.

Let's get out of here.

Well, you know that restaurant the
chiefs recommended?

I think that we should go there.

Of course.

I don't get it.

They all seem really excited to come.

Hey, they all told me they wouldn't miss
it for the world.

What can we do?

I can go to the club and pass out some
flyers there.

Is the clientele wealthy investors?

Well, if a minimum wage club hopper with
a bad goatee is your definition of an

investor, then sure.

I'll call you when I get back from Vail.

Of course not, Daddy.

We went to the whole mountain.

Jeez.

All right.

Mwah. Bye.

Hey,

you passed the blue lobster.

We're not going there.

Well, I need to eat some good food or
I'm going to wilt.

Then get out and eat at your fancy
restaurant.

What?

Get out. You've been leeching off me for
too long.

We're through.

Whatever. Whatever.

Well, let's get this stuff cleaned up.

I'm sorry, Erica.

I really thought it was a great idea.

I guess it's to the temp agency for me
tomorrow.

I just can't believe no one would show
up.

It was Jeeves that did it.

Why would he do that to me?

Could I list the reasons?

Great. Now that I'm fired, I can't get
back there to advertise again.

Well, at least we can get back at
Jeeves. How so?

You don't worry about that. Come on,
Joey. I got a plan.

So much for this business.

So you're going to quit just because of
one setback?

How else am I going to attract
investors?

Like any other new business does. They
try again.

Well, I guess you would know. You are
the genius, and I'm just amazed.

You weren't expecting people to just
come here, see the vote, and invest,

you? Of course not.

I was going to hand out these.

I'm not that naive. I was going to
demonstrate my products, pass them out,

follow up with meetings.

Do you mind if I take a look at this?

Go ahead. At least I handed out one plan
to somebody.

Hello, G. I thought I told you never to
set foot in here again.

But, geez, I really need this job.

You should have thought of that before
your little business idea.

I'll do anything to keep my job, Steve.

Anything.

Well, I suppose I could review your
qualifications again.

Thank you.

Thank you.

So, do I get to keep my job?

Not a chance in hell.

I just wanted to see you squirm for it.

I thought you'd say that.

Hey! Wait! No! Hey! What's going on?

What are you doing?

Get out of here!

What are you doing, man? Hey! What the
hell is going on?

Get out of here, man!

Get out of here!

What's going on? What are you doing,
man? You can't be in here. Get out of

What's going on?

You know, this is a pretty good idea.

Thanks. It's my dream.

Dreams can become reality if you have
the drive to make them come true.

I guess I'll keep driving.

There's only one major flaw.

What? Did I do the projection right? Is
the executive summary too long? No, the

idea is so good you're going to need a
bigger boat.

You're not just feeling sorry for me,
are you? I never feel sorry for anyone

when it's business. This is a good idea.
It's worth considering.

I would love a meeting just to pitch the
plan.

How about a dinner meeting right now?

On one condition.

What's that?

I choose the plate. Let me guess. The
blue lobster.

No way. That overpriced dive? I want
herbs, fish, taco stand. They're the

So, are you almost ready?

Yeah, I'm just touching up a bit.

So, when you want to talk about the
business plan.

How about right now?

You're always about business, aren't
you?

I'm already sold on the business plan,
Erica.

And now I'm sold on you.

Oh, Lord.

Bye. Bye.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Bye -bye.

Thank you.

Bye. Bye.

Bye.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.