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Thank you.

Thank you.

Hmm.

Thank you.

It was one wild dream.

Well, you'll have to tell everyone about that tonight.

You are still coming, right?

Of course.

I couldn't possibly miss your bachelorette party.

Seven o 'clock, right?

Better make it 7 .30. I'm running a little bit late.

Why doesn't that surprise me?

Do you need any help? No. I've got everything under control.

Damn it.

What happened?

Um, nothing.

Just come and aid and wear something black. Bye.

and her last week of freedom.

It's all downhill from here, girl.

Oh, well then, I better call off the wedding right now.

That's what I would do.

Oh, you guys are terrible.

Manuel, make them stop, please.

Okay, that's really nice. Asking the most independent woman on earth to

marriage. It's like asking a bird to cut off its wings. Actually, I do believe

in marriage. If two people click, you know, it can be a wonderful experience.

After all, you can't be dispassionate to love.

Sure you can.

I've got the whip and chains to prove it. Oh, come on.

Just because Lucy is mature and ready for that type of commitment doesn't mean

you guys should be giving her a hard time about it. Thank you, Mary.

Although this whole, like, witch motif thing is a little... Well, I thought I

explained it to everybody.

This is also the last meeting of our sisterhood.

And Nick would never approve of our game.

You once were married.

It's a sorority thing.

Don't ask.

Well, I thought that maybe we could, you know, end our girls' club in style, put

a close on the spellbook once and for all.

And they never worked anyway.

Well, maybe once or twice.

Um, excuse me.

But speaking from four years of experience with Marble Blood, I can

that if I had to do it all over again... I don't want to hear this.

I would.

Yes, I'm still in love with Walter, but for the last two weeks I've been in love

with Pepe.

What? Are you cheating on Walter?

It's cute.

Very.

He's about 12 inches tall.

And he never tires if you change his batteries.

You know, Walter has his dog and I have Pepe.

Well, I don't have to worry about that with Nick.

You know what? Talk to me in four years.

Then we'll see.

I don't even believe that you used that thing on me. How can you?

Well, it's easy.

First you take the lube. No, I know that.

I know how a vibrator works, but I just can't imagine inserting some metal.

Oh, no, it's plastic.

Whatever, plastic or metal, it don't really matter.

I have to disagree with you there.

Me too. Me too.

Are you kidding me? You've all done this?

Well, listen, Mary, there's nothing wrong with experimenting sexually.

It's good for yourself and nice for others.

Well, Jonathan and I never found it necessary to have those outside

stimulations. Thank you very much.

No,

I'm going to talk to my dad.

He's probably never found your G -spot either.

Just because I have them pierced it myself.

Hello, everybody.

Remember, we're here because it's my party.

So tonight is all about me. You know, she's right. We should eat, drink, and

merry. And hopefully see some naked guys. Ow!

Ow!

You didn't order the strippers, right?

Oh, yeah, I think Mary took care of that, right?

I, um...

You guys, I took care of it.

Thank you.

Okay,

they're early.

She's such a pervert.

What were you expecting, anyone else?

They invite the nice stud in so we can get this party started.

Come in.

Thank you. I never enter a home without being invited first.

I would just not be polite.

Wait. What's wrong?

He's not the stripper.

I'm not what?

You don't know him?

Who are you?

The name's Robertson.

My car broke down about two miles down the road.

Yours was the first house I found.

I was wondering if I might be able to use your phone to call for a tow truck.

Oh, yeah.

Sorry, I... We thought you were... Nice entertainment?

Well, this is embarrassing.

I'm having another drink. Oh, I'll have one too.

I can explain.

No need. I guess I must have walked in on a lady.

A bachelorette party.

Lucy's getting married next week. Oh.

Oh,

congratulations. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to intrude.

Oh, no, no, no. Don't be silly. I mean, like, you know, your car broke down. It

wasn't your fault, right?

I just...

I'm sorry that was so rude.

Forward, but not rude.

But that's okay.

I've been known to be quite forward myself.

I'll show you to the phone.

Would you like to have a drink?

No, thank you. Not right now.

Haven't we met before?

I was just about to ask you the same thing.

Thank you. You are so kind.

You're welcome.

He was in my dreams last night. Mm -hmm.

He's in my dreams every night. This party just got a hell of a lot better.

Calm down, you guys.

I do not want any of my friends going next to you on big charges, okay?

You're gay to scream right.

Oh, I'll tell you something. He's not gay.

They said it'll be about an hour before they can send someone out since I'm up

here in the middle of nowhere.

Oh, you're not nowhere.

You're here now.

Good one.

Well, I don't want to disrupt your party, so I guess I'll go wait by the

No, no, no, no, no. Please stay.

Yeah, Lizzie made plenty of food, so why don't you have a bite before you go?

That sounds tempting.

Guys, I don't think this is a good idea.

Yeah, I agree with Emmanuel.

We don't know anything about this guy, okay?

Well, let's find out.

So tell us a little about yourself.

I don't know where to begin.

Are you married?

Not at the moment.

Well, where are you from?

All over. I travel quite a bit.

Are you a salesman?

In a way.

So what are you selling, if I may ask?

Pleasure. I supply pleasure.

What kind of pleasure?

Pleasure beyond your wildest dreams.

You know... Hmm, sounds like you have some competition, Manuel.

Really? Perhaps we should compare techniques sometime.

Oh, I don't believe we share the same objectives.

Garlic bread?

No, thank you. I never touch the stuff.

Dine? Me too.

So what do you mean you sell pleasure?

Well, it's more like the power of persuasion.

When people stare into my eyes, I can make them see, feel.

experience, whatever it is they truly want to see and feel.

Hypnosis?

You can call it that.

I don't believe in that stuff.

You'd be surprised at how quickly non -believers change their tune.

I was recently overseas and there were these two girls who didn't believe in my

power.

Both had sexual feelings for one another, but were too afraid to reveal

until I stepped into the picture to help them.

Reveal their inhibitions.

Listen to the music in your heads.

Now I want you to both slowly undress.

Take your time.

Feel the passion.

Let it flow through you.

Enjoy the beating of each other's heart.

Now kiss each other deeply, passionately.

And as far as I know, they are living happily together today.

Manuel has hundreds of those stories.

Not like that.

Can you hypnotize one of us?

How do you know I haven't already?

I don't think he's kidding.

Well, let's just say it's the least I can do after this wonderful meal.

You've hardly eaten anything.

Oh, I'll nibble on something thin. But first, I'd like to give the bride -to

a little present.

The least I can do in consideration for allowing me inside her wonderful home.

No, that's not necessary.

Oh, I insist.

Will you excuse me for a moment?

What are you doing?

I told you I can give pleasure.

Just sit back and enjoy.

Are you trying to hypnotize her?

I'm just showing Lucy my appreciation.

That's all.

Lucy, are you okay?

She's fine.

want some of that.

She's in ecstasy.

called for a tow truck. It was all a lie.

He's gone.

How? That's impossible.

Where'd he go?

What happened to her? I don't know. He was just sitting over there staring at

her. She started trembling.

I thought he made her come from over there, but he didn't touch her.

Hi, guys.

Oh, what just happened?

It was wonderful.

Why don't you tell us?

I don't know. It feels like I just had the most amazing massage.

Where's Mr.

Robertson?

Gone. Aw, too bad.

I wanted to say goodbye.

That was some weird shit.

Do you want us to call an ambulance or something? I mean... No, no, no, no, no.

I'm fine, actually. I feel great.

I'm really ready to party.

You know, what if he hypnotized all of us?

Maybe we're still hypnotized.

Whatever.

You know what, I think I'm going to go upstairs and freshen up before the main

attraction.

I'm a mess.

I'll be right back.

I'm really going to have to take a ride.

Excuse me.

I know who you are. I sensed your arrival.

Really? Where are you?

In your mind. Or is it your overactive imagination?

It's hard to explain voices in your head without sounding crazy.

Come on, Emmanuel.

The fun is just beginning.

Tell me what you want me to do.

Take me.

Please, take me.

The police is here.

Are we in trouble?

Ladies, you're all under arrest.

See? Everyone's having a good time.

You should relax.

Can you hear my thoughts?

Of course.

We are connected, you and I, Manuel.

Not in the same way you and I are, but you and me.

Where are you going, Emmanuel?

I'm just going to check up on Lucy.

Well, you know what? Let me come with you. No, no, no. You stay here. I'll be

right back. You stay together, okay?

You will be part of me forever.

No regret?

No, I'm not.

Lucy?

Lucy!

I always want to hear you inside of me.

Then you shall.

What did you do to her?

What man has been doing to woman for centuries.

Conducing her.

Making her one with him.

By the end, they always say yes.

It just takes a gentle touch. A slight suggestion.

All humans create the same thing.

And when you can give them what they desire, they are yours for life.

And beyond.

Watch. I'll show you how it's done.

I found this one in a bar one night.

I imagined my presence and let it loose when she least expected it.

I don't know. I just can't seem to get in the mood.

I work my way inside without them knowing.

Donald's getting pissed at me.

He thinks I'm frigid. I don't know. Sometimes it's just a play.

Maybe I am.

Tickle, tickle, tickle.

Um, um...

Uh, I don't know. I just felt a little... Um, Dev, I gotta go.

It's so much fun making women perform with pleasure.

thoughts about Nick.

You're kidding, right?

Well, we'll see how the rest of the night goes.

Come on downstairs.

Listen, Lucia, we have to speak about this man, Mr.

Robertson. What for?

He left.

But he left me a wonderful wedding present.

What's with that costume?

Well, in college we used to pretend that we were coming up with this.

Yeah, but none of us felt that it worked.

Ruthie? Well, I don't understand. She's in the bathroom.

You should not be doing that.

Where's Emmanuel?

You know, I know it's a party and all, but can we share?

Yeah, can we get a hug?

You aren't interested in them.

You are more fascinated in each other, Jen.

You know how you always wanted to feel, be like, to be with Susan.

And Susan, you know how you always fantasized about experimenting with

college.

Well, now's your chance.

You want each other very badly.

Let your passions ignite.

Yeah, right. Okay, you guys, stop fooling around.

Stop this.

Lucy, would you please help me here?

Do something about this.

That's it. I'm getting Emmanuel.

Oh, no.

Why don't you come and join us?

Why are you here?

I was summoned.

By who?

That I cannot tell you.

Why?

It's against the rules.

And who makes those rules?

The one with the power.

You?

You have so much to learn.

Then teach me.

Starting from where?

The beginning?

All right.

Not like that.

With your eyes.

Come with me and I'll show you the power of the Dark Universe.

You get into their mind and they are yours.

Any woman can be yours, except one.

Pull me the unseeker out.

That shall be your mission.

Emmanuel!

Emmanuel!

Thank God.

Where did he go?

Where did who go?

Look, there is some really weird stuff going on down there.

Everyone, they're not themselves.

He must have gone downstairs.

You can go right ahead.

I'm taking a breather from all this. This is not my scene, okay?

Looks like I gotta go to the bathroom anyway.

Oh, my God.

Lucy? Jan?

Whoa.

What happened?

I think we definitely had too much to drink.

Are you guys okay?

I doubt that.

I definitely don't think so.

Where's Lucy?

Where's my clothes?

Last I saw her, she was with those two.

What happened to them? That guy that was over here before?

I think it's a vampire.

Somebody's definitely had too much to drink.

Oh, that was nothing.

Let me show you tricks beyond your wildest dreams.

I, um, I don't think so.

I do think so.

Then how do you guys explain this?

I think they're dead.

They're not dead.

Up, gentlemen.

Why don't you show Susan and Jeff a real time?

This one's on the house. I don't think this is such a good idea, guys.

What did he do to you, Lizzie?

He's shown me a world of possibilities.

And now I'm going to show you.

I've seen the world.

No, not like this.

Who?

Now, spread your arms out to either side.

How are you making me do this?

Well, you said you don't believe in things you can't feel, right?

Well, feel this.

Your arms are chained to the bedpost.

You cannot move them.

There, even though you cannot see the chains,

You are still unable to move, am I correct?

Wow,

you don't fool around, do you?

Oh, if I knew this is what private dances were like, I would have started

ordering them a long time ago.

Nazi.

I like that.

Please let me go, okay?

Oh, not yet.

I want you to feel what you are afraid of.

What scares you most?

You can't possibly know what I'm afraid of.

Oh, but I do.

You know.

He's here because of you.

Why me?

Because he thinks you're special.

Average your mind, Mary.

You are terrified of losing control.

Letting yourself feel true, overwhelming pleasure.

Or feel it now.

A thousand tongues licking over your entire body.

On your neck.

Your breath.

Between your thighs.

Please make it stop.

Does it hurt?

No.

But it's wrong.

It's so wrong.

Oh, we're not close to being wrong yet.

Feel one going inside you now.

Deeper and deeper.

Growing longer and thicker.

It feels so good.

Tell me how you feel.

Oh.

So hot.

So wet.

Tell me, Mary.

Do you know what a continuous orgasm feels like?

He's been searching for you.

For a long time.

Personally, I don't get it.

I mean, yes.

You're beautiful.

You're kind.

Considerate and confident.

And you're such a... Okay.

Maybe I do understand.

It's growing stronger and stronger, isn't it?

Feel it building up inside you.

Now tell me what you're feeling as well.

I don't know, but I don't care.

Let's see how much you can do.

Oh, not too tall, are you?

understood or sensed the power that you're supposed to possess.

What power?

I don't know.

But if I kill you, it won't be an issue.

And I will be in pain.

Strong stuff.

Good job.

Do you believe me now?

Yeah. Did you hear Mary scream?

Yeah, I lost her upstairs.

That's where Jen went.

So let's go.

What about Lucy?

She's one of them.

A vampire?

I had to knock her out.

But I read if we can kill the head vampire by dawn, we might be able to

her. Okay, so who's the head vampire?

Mr. Robertson.

I told you we couldn't trust that guy.

Okay, but I'm not going out there unarmed.

We need holy water and crosses, right?

Right, right, right.

Isn't Lucy Jewish?

Right, great.

I have an idea.

Hold on to the sunrise.

Way too long.

Why is this happening?

I dreamt about him coming.

You were serious about that?

Uh, somehow I sensed it.

I know what he wants.

What does he want?

Me.

Doc?

He also showed me the vampire that turned him.

So he's not the first?

Well, it happened a long time ago.

Yes, you are one of us now.

I'm going to help you.

Show you a whole new world.

With this power, any woman can be yours.

Don't be afraid.

So how do you fit into all of this?

I don't know.

I was once sorted through the broads. I must have caught his eye.

Wouldn't be the first time.

Well, first I'm gonna be the vampire.

That would be a really interesting addition to your resume.

Hey, guys.

What's up?

Where have you been?

Hmm.

Upstairs.

What has he done to you?

Nothing I didn't want him to do.

That doesn't sound good.

But it is good.

It's incredible, actually.

I've never felt so alive before.

Now that you're dead?

Well, that's just a small price to pay. He's shown me eternal bliss.

Don't be afraid of him.

It's wonderful once you cross over.

You're such fools.

Resistance is futile.

Where is he, Mary?

He's upstairs, waiting for you.

This doesn't sound so good either.

I never thought it was going to be easy.

Well, since we're using kit and wear to fight the growing army of the undead, I

kind of figured that. I'm ready. Let's go.

You were mentioning something earlier about why you may have come for me.

Yeah, you are the most famous free spirit. Can you imagine if someone like

got control of you?

They could control the world.

You have to stop him.

Well, that's just great.

Now you have me saving the whole world.

Five. Just concentrate on saving our lives, because that motivation is

for me right now.

Susan, just stay with me. I don't care because you're my... Susan?

Susan?

Susie.

Susie, come to me.

It's quite a number that Emmanuel did on Lucy.

But nothing compared to the number that Lucy did to us.

I don't want to forget about that.

Come on, you can't just stand there and act like you didn't enjoy it.

It tasted so good.

Jen, we're just friends. We were under a spell. One time thing.

Admit it.

It's better than Pepe.

It was different.

You're getting aroused just standing there thinking about it.

And whether you want to admit it or not, over here.

A soft touch.

Gentle caress.

Delicate.

Invisible.

Don't.

It's in the picture.

It's holy water.

Stay back.

That's not holy water.

Yes, it is. It's holy water. I'll throw it on you. Stay away from me.

Susan, you can't trick me.

I know you too well.

I know every inch of you.

Intimately.

Look into my eyes.

And let me show you the joys our breed can bring to women.

Once we're inside of you...

We can turn you on whenever we desire.

And we'll be one.

Let me show you what I mean.

This woman didn't believe in our power.

Though the master put a spell on her.

Even in the daylight, he could do anything he wanted to her.

She soon changed her tune.

Oh, my God.

God, that must be my imagination.

That's how good you could feel, Susan.

What do you say?

Oh, look.

You're all wet.

You're all alone now.

There's nobody left except you and me.

So what comes next?

You become my willing slave for all eternity.

That's not going to happen.

Don't be frightened. It won't be painful at all. In fact, you'll enjoy it quite

a bit.

Frightened? I'm not the one who's afraid to show you the face.

Where are you? I am everywhere.

And nowhere.

I am the first thing you'll see after every sunset.

And the last thing you'll see before every sunrise.

That will grow pretty fast.

You're wrong.

It will never grow old.

We will never grow old.

You'll be young and beautiful forever.

All your fears will turn to glass.

You will feel happiness you've never known.

Talking cheap and I'm not.

Let's get this over with.

Show yourself.

The master is waiting.

Put those silly weapons away. You know you will not use them.

I'll beg you to differ.

Oh, you will beg.

You will beg for me to pleasure you through all eternity.

The only thing I need you to do is to die so I can save my friends.

They told me you would be tough.

If I have to be.

You seem a pretty sweet person, actually.

Mary, wait for us downstairs.

Emmanuel and I need some time alone.

Oh, and tell the others we shall all be leaving together shortly.

Pretty confident.

Yes, you ought to like that in a man.

Thank you.

But you're not a man right now, are you?

Nice spoons.

I'll fill the vampire, and then I'll eat some soup.

But how do you stake something that has no body?

You can't sue me, but I sue you.

Give up, Emmanuel.

You know you cannot win.

Let me show you how I won over Lucy.

She really enjoyed herself.

I prefer the real blood.

Oh. Emmanuel, I thought you lived for Nathan's safety.

Don't disappoint me.

I don't have to be controlled or manipulated.

Let me show you a whole new world of desire.

Let me see that

Oh,

but he wasn't the head vampire.

You told me yourself.

You said someone else turned him.

We've been waiting for you.

There's someone we want you to meet.

This is Emmanuel.

Emmanuel, meet Dracula.

But how did he get in?

I let him in. Of course.

Never spend a million to do a demon's job.

But at least he found you for me.

Delighted to finally meet you, my dear.

I'd picture you differently, though.

I'd take many forms.

When Mr. Robertson met me, I wanted to put him with the locals.

And anyone who wanted to.

Men.

Why has he come for me?

It's only fitting that the Prince of Darkness spent at least one night with

Queen of Conduction.

It is an honor.

I've been hearing about your adventures for many years.

They are quite remarkable.

I've heard about all yours, Lord.

I've heard you quite a lady, sir.

My track record is a path only by your own.

That may be, because my partners live to tell about it.

That's a very good point.

You truly are a lavish creature.

I can say the same thing about you.

You're not scared of me.

Scared? You're here to seduce me, right?

Am I having any luck?

Quite a sucker for romance, are you?

The most beautiful woman in the world deserves only the best.

What do you want from me, Count?

I want to know...

If the rumors are true, can you give a man more pleasure than I can give a

woman? I sense a challenge here.

Take it as you wish.

No man has ever left my bed unsatisfied.

Nor has any woman ever left mine.

What about my friends?

If you truly are more woman than I can handle, they will be free.

If I am too much for you, you will be my queen.

I accept.

Shall we adjourn to one of the upstairs fitness?

Why wait?

Here.

I'm ready.

Are you?

You have to ask.

I guess not.

Ladies.

You're my passion.

Solution.

Hmm.

Oh, no.

Seems like you win, my dear.

Unfortunately, I have not been known to keep my promise.

Yes, we are in love.

Ah!

I thought you were under my spell.

No ordinary woman could resist.

You should have known by now. I am no ordinary woman.

Oh, drinking bad.

Oh, must remind myself to never drink again.

Oh, is the party over, guys?

I don't know. I barely remember it beginning.

Good morning, guys.

I made us a beautiful breakfast.

A beautiful new day.

What happened last night?

Oh, just a general bachelor party.

We ate, drank, and married.

You made me what?

Well, I know I had a good time. Why?

Because I can't remember. You know what that means.

A good time.

Well,

let's continue our good time into the kitchen.

I'm sure we can all use a bite to eat.

Now that sounds good.

Show me to the coffee.

My head feels like a beach ball.

Look at you.

Woke up early, made breakfast, even cleaned my house.

You really are a lifesaver, Manuel.

Really. I've been told.

Hurry up, the eggs are getting cold.

Thank you.

Better be safe than sorry.