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Miss? Penny, please.

Miss make me sound old -fashioned.

My apologies, Penny. I am Jack.

This is my paralegal, Lorelai. Please, take a seat.

Thank you.

Um, I still can't wrap my head around why I'm here.

Understandable. It's not every day someone gets to inherit an estate.

Exactly.

That's why it doesn't make sense.

My grandfather, sorry to be blunt, but he hated me.

Well, he couldn't have hated you too much, according to the will.

You mean the same man who thought women shouldn't speak unless it's spoken to?

That I was too headstrong and I was too independent for my own good?

Of course he hated me.

He made sure I didn't exist in his little perfect world.

When I refused to join family business and went on my own, he convinced my

parents to cut me off completely.

No calls, no help, no family, everything.

Everything just gone.

And when your parents passed?

He didn't even call.

Didn't invite me to the funeral as far as he was concerned.

I was dead to him, too So

Why all of a sudden he care about his will now

What game is he playing

What's going on Is there something

I need to know about the will?

So, there is a condition attached in order

for you to receive the will.

I knew it. What is it?

All right.

It says...

It says here that you need to submit

to a man.

Excuse me?

It actually says up there?

How does my grandfather expect me to do that?

It says you must

come to an agreement with the man where he gets to have sex with you whenever he

wants, even if someone else is in the room.

He can't be serious.

It actually says out there?

It really does.

And since it doesn't specify who the man should be,

It's my duty as executor to step in.

Step in?

How?

I will be the man that you submit to.

Ta -da.

This can't be real.

It's in the will, Penny.

It's real.

I know my grandfather is a pig.

But this? This is insane.

Isn't this insane?

I mean, we've had crazier cases.

Look, Penny.

You don't have to do anything you don't want to do.

But... If you do want to claim your inheritance, you're going to need to

his wishes.

By having sex with you.

How else would I know that you're following his wishes?

You can't be serious.

Are you just sitting there?

Hey now, Penny.

We're just doing our jobs here.

And I think we're being pretty accommodating. And if I may speak so

don't appreciate your attitude.

So, how do you feel about anal sex?

Because I'm going to add it in the will because I don't appreciate your

outburst.

You get out of your mind.

I'm leaving.

Are you sure you want to leave now, Penny?

Why should I?

Well, you would be leaving a lot on the table.

You said that you lost everything, right?

Because of your grandfather.

Here's your chance to have it all.

are the last person of your family standing.

I have fought so hard for everything just

because I wanted to be my own woman.

And I want to try something different.

You still get to be your own woman, but with power.

Think of everything you could do with the resources your

grandfather's estate has to offer.

You're going to get everything you deserve and more.

And all you have to do is agree to this one

I hope, I hope my grandfather rot in hell for this, for

everything.

But okay, I will submit to you

and do whatever you want.

Let's get started right here and now.

What? But Lorelai... What?

It clearly states in the will, it doesn't matter if someone else is in the

Oh, yeah, I really don't care. Do whatever you need to do.

Thank you.

Oh my god, Lorelai.

I have a conference with Jamie tomorrow.

I need to change that. Can you dictate an email?

Yeah, go ahead.

Okay.

Dear Jamie, I know we're supposed to have our call tomorrow.

but I'm sorry something came up, and I have to change it.

Monday works best for me. At 3 p .m., does that work for you?

And also,

I promise this little

inconvenience is going to be worth it because I have exciting news

about

The Johnson merger.

Is that it?

Yes.

I'll start that and then I'll let you know if he gets back.

Thank you.

You like that?

I do like that.

You're going to love this estate. It's beautiful.

Am I doing a good job? You're doing a good job. You're fulfilling your

grandfather's wishes.

So, yeah.

You're doing great.

I'm going to get my seat soon.

You're going to get your seat soon.

And then you're going to be a powerful woman.

Thank you.

We're doing the right thing.

Can you open that mouth?

Yes.

All of it. Yes.

You submit so good.

Sweet, right?

Awesome.

Short and sweet.

Speaking of short and sweet, I need you to call my wife because I want to make

sure the dinner reservations are still on for tonight.

Which place are you planning on going again?

No, we're doing the main place. That's a few blocks from here.

Oh my gosh, no way. You got reservations there?

Well, that's why I'm paranoid to make sure I don't lose those reservations.

So can you please call?

Thank you. I appreciate that. Penny,

are you aware of that new restaurant that opened up a few blocks from here?

Oh, yeah.

I know about them. Their oysters are so good.

You know, I...

I heard good things about the shrimp.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Let's not stain these, huh?

The table's going to be ready at 7.

That's good.

to doing that. So it's part of the agreement.

I would love to have you fuck my ass.

I would do everything you want.

Is that so?

Look,

look.

I don't want to fuck my ass, don't you?

You will.

Emails for the... Oh, God.

God, you are such a distraction.

I gotta send emails out for the... Yes,

yes, the Jenny's lawsuit. Thank you. I looked so forward to arguing with them.

Say that again?

It starts on September 18th and it can last up to a week if it's not resolved

within the first 72 hours.

Blah, blah, blah, blah.

Yeah, that is fucking good.

Oh,

there it is.

It's reading my mind.

Oh, pull it down more.

I just want to admire it.

state. There's your chance. I'm going to be my own woman.

Your own woman with power.

I'll destroy my wife death also after dinner.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Try to DP your testicles.

While I take note, I didn't do it.

Take note, Lorelai. She did shove me.

Yes.

The mustard hurt, right?

Yeah, you got like a little bit of like a, what do you call it?

Yeah.

I'm going to put it on the side in case you want a little bit. Thank you. Do

that, please.

Ha ha ha!

I'll see you in a moment.

Oh. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck, yes.

to me yeah mom I need back for

So close.

There's a lot of paperwork we still got to do just to finalize everything.

Dot the I's, cross the T's. You understand.

So I'm going to need you to come back in next week.

Lorelai's going to schedule with you, okay?

All right. And remember, when you come in, you're still in the contract to be

submissive, right?

we have next coming in um we have the johnson divorce case johnson

i'm gonna eat that guy up