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you

What do you think of her?

Dorchester?

Dorchester!

Here you are.

Where have you been?

Laying outside.

Now remember what Mommy said.

You should never get too far away where I can't see you.

I don't like it when you're not close by.

Do you understand, Mommy?

Yes.

Okay, good.

You should always be at Mommy's side.

Okay?

Okay, Mommy.

Okay.

Isn't she beautiful?

I'm quite certain that someone will pay a lot for her.

You've heard from home.

Oh, I started working on a new doll.

I'm going to make her this beautiful dress out of crinoline. Come touch it.

Feel the beautiful crinoline.

This is going to be my most beautiful doll yet.

I can't wait to complete her.

Yeah, well, Nancy, maybe if you got the correct directions from your mother to

begin with, then we would not be lost.

No, I did get the correct directions, Donald.

Yeah, okay.

Maybe you could tell me where the reception hall is then, because I don't

it. No, I don't even think we're going to make it to the wedding. Like, we

make it to the reception if you could get this finished up.

Maybe. You know, once I saw that the pavement dead ends, it kind of let me

that you had no idea where we're going. We're here because we have a flat tire,

not because we're lost.

Yeah, well, we are lost.

And we have a flat tire.

Hashtag live.

Hashtag back into the car.

Don't go too far, honey.

Okay.

Mom, my photos will not upload.

Because we have no cell phone signal.

So maybe we can still make it in time for dessert?

We could afford to miss dessert.

Sorry, what was that?

Buckle up, sweetheart.

Buckle up. Ooh, hashtag busted.

Ew. Where did you get this thing?

He gave it to me.

Ew. I don't... I don't see anybody. This is nasty and gross.

I told you about touching everybody else's stuff. You want to get cooties?

Just

put

on your seatbelt.

Good afternoon everybody.

We have a lot to cover today, so let's get started first

I will need your project lift for your midterm

presentation on history, local leaders, and legends.

So, we have... What do we do?

Dude, are we still doing this?

Yes, just let me handle it.

Shelby...

And Donna, you're still doing the story in

Jess Weathers, right? That's right.

Okay.

And we have Janet.

What's yours, Dawn? I still don't have a partner yet, Mr. Donner.

Probably the first time she's never had a partner.

Ratchet whore.

Okay. Well, maybe we can put you with Reggie and Scott.

Guys?

Three -way?

Yeah.

Okay, and who is your subject, Scott?

Scott Sawyer? Huh?

Your subject for your midterm presentation?

Um, we're still discussing the possibilities and advantages

of... Of the outcome of the...

ultimate goal of the project?

Well, I can tell you the possibility of you failing the class is 100%. Come on,

guys. This midterm assignment counts for 50 % of your overall grade.

Alright? You gotta take it a little more seriously.

We'll have it to you by the end of next week.

Promise. Okay.

By Friday.

And that leaves us with James and David.

You guys.

Have your subject yet?

Um, yeah, we do.

Okay, and who's your subject on?

We found an old newspaper article on an event that happened in the past, and we

want to do research on it.

Okay, what's the story about?

It's on Dorchester Stewart.

You said we can do it on local legends, and he sure is a hell of a legend.

Yeah, I did.

I was just thinking something more historical.

Um, excuse me, WTF is a crinoline head.

A crinoline head is a serial killer.

You know, this isn't something I'd really like to talk about anymore.

What is it?

Yeah, I want to hear the shiv.

Okay, I'll just do the...

Mr. Clance?

Crinoline Head is a serial killer, and he almost, well, killed Mr. Donner.

Mr. Donner, why don't you just tell everyone?

Back in the summer of 1980, an eight -year -old Dorchester steward and his

widowed mother married a steward.

Or at the secluded lake house.

Mary was a doll maker.

And she would make dolls that she would sell throughout the years to support her

and Dorchester.

The father died some years before, so Dorchester was extremely close to his

mother.

That summer, Mary had a heart attack and died in the lake cabin.

And Dorchester wouldn't leave her side.

It was months before anybody found them.

And when they did find them,

Dorchester had partially eaten his dead mother to survive.

He had this krillin skirt that his mother used to make doll dresses with

that he wouldn't let go of.

When the authorities arrived, they said the scene was a disturbing and sickening

sight to pull a son from his mother.

A rotting, half -eaten corpse.

Like he couldn't bear to be separated from her.

They let him take the Krillin skirt with him when he was moved to a state -run

facility.

That's where he lived until he was 18 years old.

So they let him out when he turned 18?

No.

That's when he escaped.

At the facility...

They said he'd sit alone in a room with a krillin skirt over his head, covering

his face.

The doctor said he did this to hide the shame of what he did to his mother.

And that's how he got the nickname Krillin Head.

So, let me get this straight.

He likes dolls and wears a skirt over his head?

Is he trying to be a drag queen?

Damn, Dora.

Don't you have GPS on that prepaid phone of yours?

GPS is not an option on my flip phone.

Besides, there is, like, no reception out here.

Which brings me to the next question.

Where in the hell have you booked us?

Harold's Bar for Happy Hour Drag Buffet.

Buffet?

Are you serious?

Well, how about next time you book the shows, and I'll also let you drive your

own car?

Girl, she ain't got no license.

D to the U to the I, hunty. Eat a dick.

Y 'all should be worried about getting dressed and dusted because there are no

dressing rooms in this godforsaken place.

And you two queens are opening the show for me, the legend, Miss Keisha Gray.

Just because you're old does not make you legendary.

I can't get into my full fabulosity with this shitty

little mirror.

I need full -length mirrors, some lights, and a nice big dressing room.

Well, unless you want to get your feathers and sequined outfits soaked in

and puke, which is what I'm sure the floors are covered in, then you should

happy to get dressed in the car.

I'll get my gig on when we get there.

Girl, that's not how there's a dead end.

What? This makes no sense.

Well, since the road ends, maybe we just turn here.

I know we're supposed to make a left turn somewhere.

And that one says pavement ends.

Where in the hell are we?

This must be the road to the bar.

Well, that sign says posted no trespassing, hunty.

It's a private club. I'm sure they keep it locked up during the day.

Girl, she can read.

Dead end, pavement end, no trespassing.

Hooked on phonics, work for her.

Oh, hellfire.

Really, bitch?

I just had this damn thing serviced.

No, girl. We're just going to wait for some daddy mints to come by and pick us

up. Hi.

Hi.

Look, I'm sure it's not that far.

We can walk to the bar and get a tow later.

Walk?

Walk.

No, hunty.

I don't walk in the woods in my Louie.

with you, though, Mr. Donner.

Mr. Donner.

Back in 1996, I was a student at this university, and a

friend of mine named Derek invited me to the lake for the weekend.

I was a freshman.

I didn't have any friends, so it was a good chance for me to meet some new

people.

That's where it gets good, guys. Okay.

So, unbeknownst to Mr. Donner and, well, his friends for that matter, was that

Derek wasn't actually Derek.

Derek was, well, Dorchester Stewart, a .k .a. Clement Head himself.

The lake house they were going to, well, it wasn't an ordinary lake house. It

was actually where Dorchester ended up eating his dead mother as a child.

So you were led into a trap.

Like a mouse.

Basically.

Yes.

Once we figured out that Derek was actually crinoline head, he killed

but myself and another girl, Robin.

So your friends, they were all killed?

I remember he had me by the throat.

And he was choking me.

I thought I was dead.

And, um... And then that girl, Robin, stabbed him in the back, and he fell

the lake.

So then, Colonel Lennon is dead.

Okay, so which is it? Is he dead or alive?

His body was never found, Janet. Once officials went back to the lake, they

couldn't find the body. Okay, okay, James.

He was stabbed in the back, and then he fell into the lake, and his body

probably washed downstream or something. And the car?

They didn't find that either.

Mr. Donner?

It was a long time ago.

That weekend.

Some people think he's alive. Some people think he's dead. And that's how

legends become legends.

And what do you think?

I don't.

I was once going to write a book about the whole experience.

I was even offered book deals.

But I didn't want to relive it anymore.

Years of research went into this.

Articles.

Clues. records about Dorchester and his mother.

I was intent on finishing it.

But I became upset.

And I had to stop.

It cost me my marriage.

Your marriage?

Yes.

To Robin, the other survivor. Her and I were married.

But she had a hard time.

Dealing with everything.

My book, and the book offers.

And she just couldn't handle it, and so she left me.

Sometimes, it's better to forget the past and just move on.

So, can we still do our project on Crinoline Pit?

You can do your project on whatever you want.

There's nothing you can tell them that I don't already know. Mr. Donner, I want

to do it like a documentary.

Okay, it's going to be this shit. I'm going to do photos, interviews. David,

David, don't get carried away, all right?

Krillin the Head is dead.

Do you hear me?

He's dead.

All right?

He's just history. He's a legend.

So everyone has their assignment and you have your partners, so let's not waste

any more time and get busy, okay?

I'll see you guys on Monday.

I knew that... It's fine.

Like I said, just don't get carried away.

Right.

I feel like he's still alive, and I want to prove it.

Where has he been all these years?

And why would he return?

After two decades?

What are you doing? Girl, I thought I heard something in the woods.

Listen.

I don't hear anything.

What are you bitches looking at?

I can't do this anymore.

Do what?

This. I am done, though.

Girl. I feel like we've been walking for hours, girl.

Well, what am I supposed to do about it? Yeah, I don't really feel like walking

either.

Fine. You two bitches camp your trifling asses here. I will continue walking and

find this bar.

Good. Send a car when you get there, honey.

And some chicken nuggets.

And a cocktail with a straw.

Make that two.

You know, we really shouldn't be that hard on her. She did get us this gig.

Yeah, honey. And save away camp.

So? So what? So are we still doing this? Yeah.

We're going to go to Dorchester South this weekend.

What? How?

Well, I'm going to get the camping gear and I'm going to load up the truck.

David, we don't even know where he'd live.

Everything we need right here.

Maps, addresses, names, everything.

And Mr. Donner gave you that?

No, not exactly.

You can't just steal his... Can't steal what?

Um...

Nothing. Mr. Donner's file.

On Cornell and Head?

Yeah.

Don't worry.

I won't tell anyone.

Okay. We're going to try and find Dorchester's old house this weekend.

Really?

Um, yes, we are.

Oh, um, can we come?

Shelby, we have our own project to work on. It'll be fun. You basically said we

have everything in our notes, right?

All we have to do is type it all out.

I don't see why not. I mean, if you guys want to help, that would be awesome.

Okay, but they're not getting credit for our project.

Really? We'd love to help.

Cool. Just keep it on the DL. Okay.

Text me the date.

Come on, Donna.

Bye, Donna.

Tomorrow morning.

I think Donna likes you. Yeah, I don't think... No, no, no. This is not a good

idea. You have a chance with her.

This is a horrible idea. She has warm up to you.

This is a horrible idea.

Stop being a pussy. Stop trying to get pussy.

I'm trying to get a freaking A.

Yeah, an A.

Fucking ungrateful queens.

Is anybody in there?

Yoo -hoo!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

I'm looking for Harold's Bar.

For the entertainment.

Girl, I know you got a lot of mug to beat. Why is that brush so big?

Girl, you know I like them big. Makes my hands look smaller.

Pay attention. I want you to watch my big opening.

Ew.

Okay.

Introducing the amazingly talented, beautiful and gorgeous, myself, Ava

Clear.

Applause, applause, applause.

Cue the music.

Girl, you better twirl looking like Paula Abdul.

Straight up.

Looking like a fish over there. You better swim, girl. You better swim.

Oh, yes, honey. That is sickening.

Vega, are you watching?

Yes, honey. It looks great.

Vega, where are you at?

Vega, get out of the woods. Come on.

Vega, we don't have time for you to take a shit. That requires tucking and

untucking.

I didn't know there were any other queens up in this show.

I think I need to go find Miss Keisha Gray.

Oh, my God.

Thank you for listening.

Hope we don't get in trouble.

The property's still listed for sale, so if anyone catches us here, we can say

that we're looking at buying it. Look.

There's the list.

Okay.

Well, here, Donna.

We can just say, you know, we're thinking about investing in some

we heard about this adorable little... lake house?

Well, there's a lake.

But no lake house.

Clearly.

So much for getting so out as a door toucher's old house.

What do you think happened?

I'll tell you what happened in that house.

It burned down.

After some little fucking trespassers came around like y 'all.

Wait, wait, wait. We're just here to check things out and take some photos.

Oh, I know why you're here.

You want to get your party on.

Maybe you want to smoke a little weed, huff a little gas.

Maybe you want to fuck those cheap hoes you got.

Then you're going to vandalize my property.

Ma 'am, I can assure you, we're not here to vandalize your property.

Well, I got something else that you can vandalize, and that ain't

property.

Talking about my pussy.

Um, we are students at the university here to do a history project on Fort

Stewart.

Huh? You know, Colonel Unhead?

Crinoline head. Yeah.

Baby, you want some head?

I can hook you up right now.

And by hooking you up, what I'm saying is I can give you a blowjob like you

never had.

Yeah, I got it. I've gotten your little innuendos thus far. Thank you for that.

Hi, I'm Toby.

Betsy.

Betsy?

Betsy. You got a problem with that bitch?

Hi, Betsy.

I'm David. This is James.

Hi.

We're just out here to do some research. We're not going to cause any problems.

We're students from the university. We have a history assignment.

And, well, James and I toast through our project on Dorchester Stewart, the

serial killer, also known as Colonel in Head.

See, back in the 80s... Yeah, yeah, I know all about it. I know the guy.

You do?

Yeah, I do.

What, do I look retarded?

That motherfucker was stabbing him back right in the dock over there.

Fell in the water.

Now he's just fish shit.

Well, the thing is, you see, some people still think he's alive.

That's why I'm here.

The realtors put me here so I could look over the property.

Keep people like you away.

After that house burned down, they figured someone ought to keep eyes on

know?

So... You're not scared living out here?

Fuck no.

Now, is that your way of asking if I'm living alone?

I am.

So, you live here just to watch land?

Yes.

I got a good thing going here. I got free rent, beautiful home, lakefront

property.

Rent free.

That's unless some stupid -ass motherfucker wants to buy the land, but

what?

Nobody's buying this land.

You get my drift?

So, what would be in your best interest if no one bought this place?

I mean, the fact that a ton of people were slaughtered here is more than

enough to keep the buyers away.

It has so far, right?

And what's your point, little man?

My point is...

If you let us stay here this weekend, do a little research project.

I know I'm sure no one ever wants to buy this place.

See, people will read my story.

It might even get published.

Or be made into a documentary.

Or, I could pay you.

Hell, why don't you just say so?

Y 'all sit up over there.

I don't want to see you.

I don't want to hear you.

Nothing. I need to get my beauty sleep.

Okay, and by the way, anyone sees you around here, I don't know nothing about

it.

Nothing.

Thank you. If there's anything I can do for you, just let me know.

Oh, you could do something for me.

You could put me on my back.

And on my back, I mean pumping my fucking pussy into tomorrow.

All right. Thank you.

Guys. Go.

Go. You know where I am?

So, let's take a dip.

You might talk me into it. Yeah?

Thank you.

You want to take a dip? No.

You don't want to take a dip?

It's beautiful out, isn't it?

Yeah. Kind of perfect.

What is that?

It's a crab trap.

But don't worry, Donna.

You won't catch any crabs.

You'd actually have to have sex to do that.

What are you guys doing here?

We just want to see what all the fuss is about.

You guys seriously follow us? Yeah, we want to see Kremlin Head.

Listen guys, this is our project. Me and James are doing the research. You guys

can find a new subject.

We don't want to steal your project.

Look guys, that Betsy lady is letting us stay here for the weekend. Don't ruin

this for us.

What do you care, Shelby?

Aren't you and your girlfriend doing your project on something entirely

different?

Mind your own beeswax.

LOL, beeswax?

Cereal?

And she is not my girlfriend.

Listen, if you guys want to camp out here, that's perfectly fine.

But we're here to do research and find out what we can on Crinoline Head.

That's cool, man.

We brought some beer for you, so we'll just get set up over there next to you

guys.

Hey, don't worry about them.

I'm not worried.

Just... We need some exploring and see if there's anything we can find that's

useful. Alright, I'll get my camera.

Oh, wait. No.

Stay here and watch them, okay?

Shelby will go with me.

Okay.

Okay.

I guess we can do that.

Shelby, I'll work on our project.

While you're gone.

Awesome.

Okay, what am I supposed to do?

Listen, we have Mr. Donovan's file.

Go through that and see if you can find anything that's useful.

Me and Shelby are just going to go look around and see if we can find anything.

Yeah, okay, I can do that.

Why in the hell did you bring a pinata?

Dude, look, you put your weed in it.

No one would ever think to check there.

Jeez. I know, right?

Hey, I think we're set.

You want some celery?

I'm okay.

Are you going to be okay with things?

I think you do, Shelby.

Okay, we got everything?

Hey, but we'll be back if you can look through this see if you can find

useful.

Yes master

Anything good in there?

What? Oh.

Yes.

Yeah. We got plenty of stuff. A lot of stuff in this folder.

There's birth certificates and articles.

Will any of it actually help with the project?

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, all we have to do now is find the location of where the people

killed.

They take pictures and videos.

You know, it's kind of creepy to think about what happened out here.

Yeah.

Yeah, it is.

Um... You're, um... You're not... You're not scared, are you?

No. Me? No.

Oh, right. That'd be dumb.

Hey, guys!

We got beer. What are y 'all doing in the tent?

Come on.

Where's David and Shelby?

They went exploring.

Ooh, exploring.

Sounds like fun.

Why do you have to make everything sound disgusting?

Why is your face disgusting?

Girl, seriously, cut it out.

I see what's going on here.

James is trying to get some from Donna. What? No. No, I'm not.

Shut up, Janet.

I had to break a tea, James, but Donna's a tease.

She's still a purchase.

You don't know anything about me, skanky whore.

Oh, no, Pop -Tart. Back in the toaster. You're not done yet. Really?

If you were hoping to get lucky this weekend, you might want to pick a more

experienced girl.

Quit being a bitch, Janet.

Her vag is like Mars.

It's never been explored.

Unlike yours.

Well, the rover went on Mars.

I bet you never even had a tampon inside you before.

Seriously, enough, Janet.

Here, let me help you out.

You know, why don't you just leave us alone?

Some people actually care about their grades and want to get their projects

done.

what a tampon looks like.

You're on your period?

I didn't even invite you here.

Oh, come on. You're not going to let a little blood bother you, are you?

Uh, no way.

You're not going to let a little blood bother you, are you?

Donna?

So, what exactly are we looking for?

I'm actually not really sure.

Okay.

Yeah, it seemed like a better idea back at the university now that I think about

it. Well, we can still have fun doing it.

Exploring, I mean.

Yeah.

It's just, I really want to find a relic from what happened here so I can put it

in the presentation. I think it'll be freaking awesome.

I'm sure it'll be a great job. I mean, between all the work you put into it and

the research, stuff you'll get from Mr. Donner's folder.

Yeah. It's really weird. It's kind of like he left it on that desk for me to

take if he wanted me to have it.

I'm glad he did because I got to get 100 on this because I'm failing.

So if I don't pass, I lose my tuition.

Yeah, so I kind of got to step it up.

Can I be honest with you?

Yeah.

I'm kind of really creeped out by being here.

Are you?

Why'd you agree to come along?

I kind of have a crush on you.

Me?

Yeah, I know. I didn't mean that. You're not an idiot.

I guess I've been so wrapped up in this project, I just didn't really see it.

Like Mr. Donner.

What do you mean?

You know, how he said he was so focused on his book, and it ended up costing him

his marriage?

Yeah.

I guess so. It is pretty crazy. You know, I can't imagine going through

something like that.

Seeing all of your friends get murdered.

Was being killed yourself.

Yeah, so I'm not gonna make you go kind of a crazy

So who pissed in your Kool -Aid?

Stupid bit, Janet.

You okay?

Yeah.

May have contracted malaria, however.

Come on in.

I got some towels.

Come on.

Shit, I didn't do nothing.

You let me vent.

And you were nice to me, even though I was not nice to you at first.

I mean, I'm the welcome wagon.

Especially when it comes to women.

I'm no gay.

So, um, how long have you lived here?

I reckon, uh, gotta be like ten years.

It's all right, though. I mean, free room and board.

I got a lake right out there.

Ain't got no problems from anybody, except for folks like y 'all.

I don't know. It seems kind of lonely.

Yeah.

It's lonely, I guess.

You know, I used to be like you.

I had my whole life in front of me.

What happened?

Life happened.

I got married, too young, right out of high school.

So many things I wanted to do. I had so many dreams.

So you're married now, though.

I'm not married anymore.

I divorced that sorry son of a bitch motherfucking two -timing asshole.

Now don't get me wrong, isn't that Scott?

He's a motherfucker.

Hey,

you know, you can still do whatever you want. You're not dead yet.

Excuse me.

I've never been called dead yet.

I've called a lot of things, but not dead yet.

No, I'm not dead yet.

But I'm not some young pretty thing like yourself with my whole life in front of

me. You've got to admit that.

Yeah. Oh,

come on.

You've got to have the boys coming all over you.

And by coming all over you, I mean, you know, eject. I know what you mean.

Um, no, I don't.

I just can't get the courage to approach boys.

Oh, hell.

You just punched that bitch in the nose and broke her nose and made her bleed.

That means you can ask some fella.

Come on.

Why don't you get out of here?

My friends are probably waiting for you.

Thank you.

Hey. Got any bebs?

What?

I said, do you have any beverages?

Um, yeah, but all we have is beer.

Perfect. That's all I ever drink anyway.

Thanks, sexy.

What's gotten into you?

You. You're lucky.

Want to go for a walk?

Yeah. Let me get something first.

Wait.

Why do you have a piñata?

You'll have to wait and find out.

Come on.

Bye, Donna.

No, stop.

What? You know what?

Oh, come on. Seriously, it's just blood.

I can't deal with it, okay? I'll puke.

Well, then what the hell are we going to do all weekend?

I don't know.

I mean, I wanted to find out more about this Crinoline Head Killer guy.

We don't have a subject for a presentation yet, Janet.

Well, we just have to put our heads together and come up with an idea.

Honestly, I wanted to sabotage David and James' idea and take it from myself.

Then do it. I don't know.

You could ask that Betsy lady in the camper. I'm sure she can tell you

something. Yeah?

Yeah.

But first, let's put our heads together.

No. You're, you know, on your period.

So, there are other things we can do. Really?

Yeah.

But first, I have to pee.

Be right back.

Don't move.

What does that bitch want?

Yeah? Hi, I'm Janet.

I'm with the... I know who you are.

Okay. Anyway, do you have a bathroom in this thing?

Oh, hell I do, yeah.

It's got an excellent flush, too.

Chicks bought a whole load of toilet paper as well.

Great. Can I use it?

No.

Excuse me?

I don't want you pissing from your stinking fish hole in my house.

I don't want you stinking at my house with your dirty vagina.

Do you understand what I'm saying? You take your ass out in those woods and you

fucking pop a squat like all the rest of the animals. Now, do you know how to

pop a fucking squat?

Um... Yeah, I can take it to the ground.

Yeah,

I can drop it like it's hot.

Whore.

Bitch, pig!

He knows I can drop it like a pie.

Shablam!

All right.

Hey, let's go look around.

I'm good. I'll wait here.

You sure?

Yeah. Just be careful.

David, you nearly scared me to death.

Sorry, I really couldn't resist.

God. Ow.

David, wait.

What?

I don't think we should be here.

Go check it out now.

Seriously, don't open that. Why?

You don't know what's in there.

Why did it happen?

No. What?

Don't touch it. Why not?

It's not ours.

This is exactly what I need for my project.

See? It doesn't even work.

You know what this means?

What, what means?

All of it.

Stuff.

Um, that we need to call hoarders on someone?

No.

Because if Colonel Lent had stuff... All the more reason to leave it alone,

David.

Well, how long has it all been here?

This stuff has probably been here since back when Dorchester was a kid.

I think someone would stay here a little bit more recently.

David, if he is alive and staying here, I think you should leave the box.

He could come looking for it.

How cool would that be?

Oh yeah, this is a great spot.

Great spot for what?

Here, drink up.

You are getting me to rest.

Wait, what are you doing?

No peeking, okay? Okay, I kind of like this.

Here, here, here.

I wasn't done with that.

All right, hold this for me.

What is this?

You've never hit a pinata before?

No, I can't see anything.

All right, now when I say swing, swing away.

Alright, swing away.

What was that?

I got it. I got it.

Swing.

Come on, swing. Come on. What are you doing?

I know where it is.

It's right in front of you.

Alright, alright.

You're getting me so wet.

You can do better than that.

I'm not very good at this, Reggie.

Come on.

I can do it.

You made me drop my stick.

Alright, let's find it.

Where is it?

Oh, there you are.

I can't find my big stick.

Oh, there it is.

Be sure to keep a better grip on it next time.

Okay.

Let's do this thing.

Okay, I'm going to get it this time.

Seriously? A little blood?

That's it.

I'm going gay.

Plug it up, Janet.

Oh, sure, David. I would love to stay behind and do our project for us.

Hang out with Shelby, and I'm going to die single.

Holy crap.

That's disgusting.

A waterfront home with a dark secret is a hard sell.

No shit.

Huh.

Joe Chester Stewart's still missing.

That's comforting.

David? David, are you guys back?

Well, hey, stud.

Is there anything I can help you with?

And by help, I do mean... Throw him, cowboy!

Come on!

Yeah!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, baby boy.

Wow, sure needs some milk in, huh? He's like a cow.

There you go.

How'd that feel?

That was great.

I know I was.

You know, I've never been with someone your age before.

What do you mean my age?

Well, you know, my mom's age.

Well,

excuse me while I go change my colostomy bag.

That is, if I don't break a hip trying to.

Oh, come on. You know what I mean.

when I say it like that.

Nothing like a good stiff one.

After a good stiff one.

You know, this has always brought me solace.

Kind of serves me, you know?

Brings me back to who I am, what I'm doing here.

It's my way.

You know, you young guys shouldn't write us older women off so easily.

You guys should give us older women a break. You know why?

Besides having a lot.

And when I say a lot, I mean a fucking myriad of sexual experiences.

Most of us have had our innards either tied up or ripped out.

Which means, don't worry, no baby.

James! Donna!

Not in

there.

Hey, look.

Somebody put the crab traps in the water.

Huh, cool.

Dinner.

James! What the hell?

What's going on?

Don't look at it. Come on.

Thatcher, are you in there?

Keep it so long.

Get in.

What about Donna and the others? We have to get help.

Who? I don't know. He had on a mask or something.

He's here.

Come on now. What?

He's here.

He's pissed.

We shouldn't have come here, Shelby. Then let's go!

We'll go open it!

What the

hell?

We're locked in. What?

Look.

Nothing with us.

You think?

What are we gonna do?

We gotta climb out. Come on.

What's going on?

Mr. Donner, thank God.

I thought I'd find you out here. How did you... I realized that my research

materials were missing this morning.

So I went to the university, and they weren't in the class.

And since you're the only one doing your project on Crinoline Head, I figured

you might have taken it.

It looks like I'm right.

About that.

Any way I can change the topic?

What?

What are you talking about?

Mr. Donner, everyone's missing.

Chance is dead, so is the groundskeeper. Not someone's chained to the gate.

Okay, all right, just relax. Calm down.

Are you sure that James is dead?

Well, his head was in a trap full of crabs, and I couldn't really take his

pulse, so yeah, I'm sure he's dead.

Okay, and you don't think that the others are just playing a joke on you?

It's a criminal in the head.

He isn't dead.

He's back.

All right.

Come on, climb over.

We'll get my car, and we'll go get some help. Come on, Shelby.

No. What?

Stop, David.

Don't fall for it.

Let's go. Come on.

See you, Mr. Donner.

What are you talking about?

It's you.

Your crinoline head.

Shelby, let's go. We've got to get out of here. No, can't you see?

You said it yourself. He left his folder out almost like he wanted you to take

it. And what he went through, seeing all of his friends get murdered, something

like that can make you crazy.

Remember? Shelby, I... Still trying to write that book after all, Mr. Donner?

Need a few more bodies before it can be published?

Shelby, you're being ridiculous. Let's go. No!

You are crazy if you think I am falling for your trap.

No way.

Shelby!

Mr. Donner, I gotta go get her. Take my keys, go get help, I'll get Shelby,

okay? I can't just leave her.

David, I'm gonna take care of it, alright?

Just go.

How? She thinks you're Crinoline Head.

The closer you get, the farther she's gonna run.

I have to get her before Crinoline Head does.

David. David!

No, no.

David, I need to see his face. No, we need to get out of here. You wanted your

relic, okay?

And I need to see.

No, Captain!

Mr. Donner.

I'm sorry, I thought you were Colonel Enhead.

It's okay.

It's happened before.

Come on, let's go.

David! Where am I?

Wait, hold on. David, my research folder.

Where is it?

I need to go back and get it. Shelby, take my keys to the car.

I'll meet you guys there, okay?

I'm giving all I've been to camp just to take a breath. Now I'm tired

and so done all I know. This is nonsense.

There is no blood where my body lies, I am not a man inside

But instead it's just a ghost inside, I am not a man