All language subtitles for Designing.Women.1993.S01E22.1080p.DSNP.WEB-DL.H264.AAC-PTerWEB_track3_[eng]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Two in the mornin' ♪

♪ Oh, sleepin' single
In a double bed ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Thinkin' all the things
I wish I'd said ♪

♪ Ah ♪

♪ Should have held you,
But I let you go... ♪

Please, Charlene,
I can't take that racket

when I have
a headache.

It's not racket, Suzanne.

That's Sleepin' Single
in a Double Bed.

Look I'm just not
in the mood, okay?

Anyway, you look dumb
singing into that magic marker.

Singing into
a magic marker?

What made you think
I was doing that?

'Cause you always do
when you think no one's around,

I've seen you a couple
of times when I was in a storeroom

and you didn't know
I was looking.

[SCOFFS]

You know, Suzanne,
I think you're getting completely nuts.

I think you've too much
time on your hands.

I know where
you get this stuff...

Singing into
a magic marker.

♪ Sleepin' single
In a double bed ♪

♪ Ooh... ♪

[MOUTHING]

♪ Thinkin' all the things
I wish I'd said ♪

♪ Ah ♪

♪ Should have held you,
But I let you go ♪

♪ You never once
Said you love me so ♪

♪ Sleepin' single in a... ♪

I was trying to
shake the ink down.

I hate when these
things get clogged.

Charlene, did
Mary Jo get back

from Hence Winchester's yet?

No. They're
finishing up installing that waterfall today.

Oh, that's right.
I forgot.

We're not building
a master suite anymore.

We're building
a miniature club med.

And it's not even functional.

There's so many
tropical plants in that bathroom,

you need a machete
to get to the commode.

That's right.
Let's just insult the man.

After all, he's only
one of the most successful contractors in Atlanta,

who could give us
enough work to last a lifetime,

but who needs him,
right, Julia?

[CLICKS TONGUE]
I'm sorry. I don't happen to love doing business

with a person
who has a fur waterbed

and a bumper sticker that
says "no fat chicks" on it.

Oh, come on,
where do you get off

being sensitive
about fat people

after the remarks
you made last weekend?

What remarks?
At Mardoe Richardson's wedding.

You know, Mardoe has
a little weight problem,

and unfortunately,
she chose this full white gown with a whale.

Anyway, just as she's getting
ready to come down the aisle,

Julia leans over to me
and says "Look, Suzanne,

it's not a bride.
It's a bride float."

I did not.
You're terrible.

You did so.

And, then, when
the attendants got ready to come down the aisle,

She said, "If they
had any style at all,

they'd ride her in."

[GASPS] Julia!

I never said
anything of the kind.

Suzanne, I don't know
where you come up with this stuff.

You're trying
to drive me crazy, but it's not gonna work.

You sing into
magic markers, Charlene,

And you, Julia,
insult fat people.

I want you all to know
that the only reason

that I'm not quitting
this Hence Winchester job

is because I'm
that close to finishing

and because, well...

Because, it would be crazy
to quit now, right?

What happened?

He wants a new bathtub.

He didn't like the one
with the waterfall?

That's the hot tub
in the bedroom.

This is the whirlpool
in the bathroom.

He found it
in the back of a magazine.

Let's see that.

These people
are naked.

I know. Everybody in
Hence Winchester's life is naked

except me,
a couple of workmen,

and Vernon,
the electrician.

Since he moved in there
five days ago,

there has been
a different woman there every morning.

You're joking.
No, I have to wait for him

to get out of bed
so I can get in to the bathroom

One of 'em
even asked me if I might have

a little deodorant
she could borrow

You're kidding!

You should never use
another person's deodorant.

All sort of bacteria can
grow on that little ball.

You could get
a terrible disease.

I don't know
how many more times

I can go in there,
and, and... face those workmen

and say things
like "Okay,

"What we need
to do here

is, uh, take this
1,200-pound mirror

and suspend it
on chains

over Mr. Winchester's
waterbed, and I don't want any comments."

I'll bet they
comment anyway, don't they?

Are you kidding?
What we're building here in a sex chamber,

and everybody knows it.

The plumber suggested

that we use
a fun house mirror,

you know, the one
that make things appear smaller

than they actually are.
[LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY]

No! That's hysterical!

I don't get it.
What would that do?

Well, Suzanne,
from your point of view,

it would make
his wallet look smaller.

Well, you know,
what I don't understand is what difference does it make

what kind of taste
Hence Winchester has,

or how many times
he changes his mind as long as he pays for it?

Because we're trying
to develop a clientele

that fits with the image
of Sugarbaker's,

and that does not
include people

whose only prerequisite
for furniture

is that it vibrate.

Charlene, I almost forgot.
Would you call J.D. for me?

He's... He's coming
over to dinner. Now, I'm running late.

What time
should I tell him?

Oh, eight o'clock.
And tell him the kids will be at Ted's.

[LAUGHS]

Charlene, we're just
having dinner.

Well, I certainly hope not.

I mean, don't you think
it's time we consummated this relationship?

We?

Well, you know I'll be
with you in spirit.

Oh, good.
I'll let you know

in the morning
if you had a good time.

Heh.
Where are those black tiles?

Hence is picking me up
any minute.

and don't mention
that to J.D.

He's all bent out of shape

because I made
the mistake of

telling him that I thought

that Hence was
sexually harassing me.

Sexually harassing you?

Mary Jo, you never
mentioned that before.

Well...

I thought it was
just my imagination.

I mean... [CHUCKLES]

You know,
Hence has so many women in his life.

Why would he
bother me?

Good point.

Well, just exactly
what does he do?

Well, I don't know. Sometimes
when he's talking to me,

he kind of likes to...

Tap me right there.

Well, I've seen people
do that before.

Sometimes he misses.

You know, that reminds me
of my brother, Robert.

He used to pin me down,
you know, both my shoulders with his knees

and then, drool on my face.

It was so disgusting.

He called it
trial by spit.

Charlene,
are you finished?

I guess so.

Go on, Mary Jo.

Well, just a couple
of other times,

he just kind of...

Brushed up against me,

but I never know
if he means it.

And then this morning,
I heard myself saying something to him

I'd never said
any other client.

What?
"Get your right hand off my left bun."

[TAPS ON DESK]
You're kidding me!

What did he say
when you said that?

He said, "Hey, babe,

I'm just giving you
a little love pat."

No. What did you say?

I said "Fine. I'm just
giving you a little warning."

Way to go.
Well, that is the limit.

Mary Jo, I want you
to know you don't have to put up with this.

Now, Julia,
it's all right. I handled it.

And anyway,
let us not overlook

the amount of work
this man can get us.

You people are getting
all excited just because

some guy gave Mary Jo
a little love pat.

I mean, men do that
sort of thing all the time.

Suzanne, I don't believe

that your opinion
counts for much on this issue.

I mean, to you,
being tied up for five days

and held hostage
Would seem like a romantic overture.

Ladies.

Mary Jo, I'm sorry I'm late.

I had to drop
somebody off

And I got
a little waylaid.

I can imagine.

Hence, I think
you know Julia.

Yes. Hi.
Hello.

And this is
Charlene Frazier, our office manager.

Well, hello. If I'd known
the decor around here looked like this,

I'd have come by
a lot sooner. [CHUCKLES] Thank you.

Oh, and this is
our other partner, Suzanne Sugarbaker.

Hi.
Hi. Hi. Suzanne Sugarbaker.

Yes, don't we have
some mutual friends?

Oh, yes, we do, and they all
just think you're wonderful,

especially,
Marcie Patterson.

Oh, yes, Marcie
is a great girl,

but I don't know, Suzanne,

how you and I
missed meeting.

Hence, we're running late.

Hence?
Hmm? Oh.

Right. Yes. Hmm.

Well, it was, uh,
great meeting you two.

BOTH: Nice to meet you.

Oh, Charlene,
don't forget to call J.D.

Right.
JULIA: Mr. Winchester,

I'd just like to say
before you go

that we do appreciate
your business

and we think of it
exactly as that.

Business and only business.

We like to keep our clients

on a strictly
professional basis,

if you know what I mean.

[CLICKS TONGUE]
That's the only way to go.

I'm glad
we understand each other.

Fine. You take it
easy, hmm?

He shouldn't have done that.

That was a mistake.

I keep a little list of people

who pat my behind
without permission.

And several of them have died

unnatural and untimely deaths.

Oh, come on, Julia,
lighten up.

It's just his way
of being social.

Well, I just cannot
believe the two of you.

After you know the trouble
that he's caused Mary Jo,

and here you sit
drooling in your socks.

Julia, I can't help it
if I think he's attractive.

I didn't say I want
to go out with him.

Anyway, he's not my type.

Charlene, that
is not the issue.

I think he's just...
I'd go out with him in a second.

Well, of course, you would.
You'd also like to have drinks with Muammar Qadhafi.

I never said anything
about drinks, Julia.

I just said I liked
his sunglasses.

Give me a break.

That's it!

Nobody has that much trouble
finding the stick shift!

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Hi.
Hi.

Everybody,
come on in.

I know you were thinking
...dinner for two,

but how about pizza
for five? My treat.

Uh... Gee, well, I had
everything fixed up all here.

I thought it was just us.

Uh, yes. Well, Janet
had other ideas.

You see,
ever since our divorce,

she gets a kick out of
figuring out ways

to send the kids
on my dates with me.

So, tonight's
her poker night.

And she got the week
all mixed up. I apologize...

It's all right,
it's all right. I just wish I'd known.

I sent my kids
to their dad's.

That's all right. These guys
won't be any trouble.

I'll just make them stay
under a table until I'm ready to go home.

Dad.

It's a joke, okay?
Give me a break.

[CLEARS THROAT]

Oh, Hannah, come here.

Mary Jo, this outspoken
little person here is Hannah.

Hi there, Hannah.
Hi.

And the big guy
over here is Rex.

Hi, Rex.
Hi.

Yeah, hi,
and this is Bert.

Bert, come here.
Hi, Bert, how are you?

Fine.

J.D.: Don't...
Don't pick your nose, son.

Why not?

Because I said so.
Why not?

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

Mary Jo, I know
you've gone to a lot of trouble.

I'm really sorry
about all this.

No, it's nothing at all.
We can just stay here and eat. I made plenty.

Oh, yeah,
what are we having?

Uh, duck a l'orange
and vichyssoise.

Hey, hey, that's
their favorite, right?

Great.

Why don't I just
blow these silly candles out?

Bert, why don't you
get up there and do that for me?

You look so beautiful.

[BLOWS AIR]

Uh, guys, could you
turn your heads? I wanna give Mary Jo a kiss.

Oh, J.D.

It's okay.
We're used to it.

All right. Y'all
can look again.

Nice to get that mushy
stuff out of the way, you know.

Won't have to do that
again for another ten or fifteen minutes.

Oh, I almost
forgot, Mary Jo.

I brought you
a little present.

It's a baseball cap
from the Atlanta Braves.

I know. I have
three of them.

J.D., you know, you just
can't walk through life passing out hats

every time you think
somebody's gonna be put out with you.

It's working
pretty good so far.

Yeah. He's
given us about 600.

Just remember,
you're old enough now

to be sent
to lumberjack camp.

Hey, I got
a great idea.

What do you say
we 86 the orange duck

and throw
a few hot dogs on the grill?

Yeah, I like hot dogs.

Sometimes I open
my mouth so wide

you can see
all the food in it,

but I'm not going
to do that to you.

Thanks, Bert.
That's very considerate.

And you thought
they weren't going to like you.

What are they doing?

Well, Rex is
in Claudia's room doing his homework,

and Bert's playing
with Quint's toys,

and Hannah wants to know

if she can
spend the night with me sometime.

[CHUCKLES] Yeah.
Well, that's just fine,

as long as her dad
gets to first.

Okay. So, why don't you
tell me a little more about this jerk contractor

that was giving you
a bad time today?

Oh, I don't want
to talk about it.

Besides, he's
basically harmless.

Hey, he ripped
your skirt, didn't he?

He said he didn't mean to.

[SIGHS] Mary Jo,
I don't understand why you're defending him.

I mean, you must...
you must think

I'm one of these
big macho guys

who thinks it's an insult
to his male pride

if he let some other guy
think he can paw his woman, so to speak...

No, I don't think that.

Well, you should,
'cause I'm gonna kill him.

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

Oh, why are you making
such a big deal of this?

I told you
I took care of it. I quit.

It's over and done. Hello.

Oh.

Hello, Hence.

Yes, [STUTTERS]
I'm fine, really. Yeah.

[CHUCKLES SOFTLY] Yeah.

Sure. I can just
sew that up.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

No. No, I haven't
gotten any flowers yet.

You really didn't
have to do that.

Oh. Actually, I think
they just arrived.

Oh, Hence, really,
you didn't have to do that.

That was way too much. No.

Look,

I just want to forget
the whole thing, okay?

Are you crying?

I'm sorry.
[STUTTERING] I...

I didn't know.

Give me the phone.
Yes.

No. Hence, can we talk
about this another time? Give me the phone.

Yes. All right, I'll bring
the samples by in the morning.

Yes. All right.
Yes, I'll finish the job.

But no more
funny business, okay?

All right.
And I'm so sorry about your dog.

All right, see you tomorrow.
...This is the way you handle a guy

who sexually attacked
you this afternoon?

His dog died.

He'd had him
for 18 years.

He said he was
overwrought with grief.

Oh, I see.

Well, I got to admit
that's original.

So, I guess,
all his advances towards you

have been made on days

When other
childhood pets had passed away.

I know. It's not
a good story.

Come to think of it,
I've never seen him with a dog.

Well, I have, but that's
just a matter of opinion.

Mary Jo, you are not
going over there tomorrow.

Yes, I am.

I mean, look, I know
he's a jerk, but he sounded genuinely sorry.

And after what happened,
I'm sure he wouldn't dare try anything again.

Stop. Stop, okay?

You're breaking my heart.

I mean, you...
you are so gullible

I don't even know,
now, if I can go to bed with you.

I feel like a heel.

Of course, I could always
grit my teeth and try.

[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

I do appreciate
your concern,

but I don't need you
to fight my battles for me.

Let's not talk
about it anymore, all right?

No. No, I want to talk
about it, Mary Jo.

I mean, we've been
going out for a while now... [SIGHS]

And I think, maybe,
it's time we put

something on the line here.

Now, you know
how I feel about you,

and I... I just
don't want anybody

even thinking that
you're available.

So, I'm asking you not to go.

Don't give me
an ultimatum, J.D.

I have a responsibility

to... to Suzanne
and Julia and Charlene.

I mean, we got
a $150,000 note at Atlanta National.

This is not the kind of job

that I can afford
just to throw away.

Is that your answer?

Yes.

Well, that was
the wrong one.

I don't mean
to seem immature,

but I'd like my hat back
if you don't mind.

I just want you
to know something,

I'm not happy with you.

Not happy.

I forgot my kids.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Then what did she say?

Uh-huh!

I shouldn't never
have let Mary Jo go out there alone.

How could you stop her?
She's so stubborn.

I guess she has some kind
of misguided sense of responsibility to us,

but nothing
is worth putting up

with this kind
of harassment.

What worries me the most
is that she's so polite.

What does polite
have to do with it?

Well, you know,
some women are so well-mannered

and easily intimidated
that if a man they know

comes on to them,
they're afraid of causing trouble.

I mean, it's just not
as cut and dried as being attacked

by a stranger.

Well, Marcie Patterson says
she knows a lot of people

who've been out with
Hence Winchester

and they all think
he's a perfect gentleman.

'Cause she didn't know anyone
who had turned him down.

Well, I say we get the car
and drive out there.

But why?
Marcie says he's a nice guy.

Suzanne,
nice guys don't rip skirts.

Well, you know, it could have
just been a misunderstanding.

You know, I used to be naïve
like that till I rode the bus

and I sat next to Jim Herb Harj

from forth
Georgia.

Don't make this
a long one, please.

You know, at first he just
had his arm up at the back of my seat.

I thought, well,
he's just resting it.

I mean, I try to be nice
to soldiers even in peace time.

Well, anyway pretty soon
he starts slowly creeping down

I'm thinking to myself
this man is a sex pervert.

But then the next thing I knew
he just put it right back up on the back of the seat.

And I thought to myself,
Charlene,

that was so silly of you
to think he was a pervert.

And then I just went
right off to sleep.

Is that the end?

No. When I woke up
he'd gotten into my suitcase

and he had my bra on his head.

Okay. That does it.
Let's go.

I'm sorry
did that story upset you?

No. I just don't want you
to tell another one.

MARY JO: Hence?

Hence!
HENCE: Mary Jo?

Oh. Uh,
the front door was open.

I'll just wait
for you downstairs.

No. Don't do that.
Come in here.

We have to match
the tile samples in here,

just sit down and relax.
I'll be right out.

Okay.

[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

Oh, no.

Excuse me,
I thought we made a deal on the phone.

Let's forget the deal.
Let's dance.

Hence, I don't know
what kind of game you're playing,

but it's not funny
and well, get your hands off me.

Come on, I just
want a few minutes of your time.

I just want to talk
to you. No big deal.

What do you think
you're doing?

Now, come on,
don't give me a hard time,

just lighten up.
I just want to get to know you.

Why don't we just
test out the mattress?

I don't wanna test out
the mattress. I want you to let me out of here.

Mary Jo,
what are you afraid of?

Come on, I'm not
going to hurt you.

Look, why don't you
come on up here?

Get in my hot tub,

relax, and I'll fix us
couple of drinks, okay?

I don't want to get
into the hot tub,

and I don't
want to drink. Give me the key.

Okay...

I'll give you
what you want...

If you'll give me
what I want.

You know what you are?

You're a rapist.

If you think that
you're gonna force me

to do anything that
I don't want to do, you're dead wrong.

I'm not like those
women in the movies

to get strangled
in nine seconds.

What do you think,
just 'cause you look like ...but it's still not rape?

Nobody's turned me down yet.

I'm sure nobody
ever had a chance.

[GRUNTS]
Come on, I'm getting all tired of this games.

I warn you,
you get away from me.

Why don't you give in?

You know you want me,
and you know...

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

J.D.: Mary Jo,
are you in there?

Open up, Mary Jo.

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[SNIFFLING]
Are you all right? Oh, honey, come here.

I was at the ballpark.
I just got so worried about you I couldn't work.

Am I interrupting something?

Hence, he wouldn't...
He wouldn't let go of me.

I'm going to kill the bastard.

What's going on?

You wanna know what's
goin' on. I'll tell you what's going on.

I'll tell you what's going on.

Who are you?
I'm with her. That's who I am.

What's your
dog's name? What dog?

I told you
he didn't have a dog.

Oh, J.D.,

I'm growing
very fond of you.

And I'm very
fond of you.

Hey, this is
working out great, huh?

ALL: Oh.

Looks like Mary Jo
has got the situation under control.

What are y'all
doing here?

Well, we came
to rescue you.

He looks better
with his clothes on.

You think so? I don't.

I know that's
not the issue.

Who knocked him out?

Well...

We both did.

Mary Jo,
are you all right?

Yeah, I'm fine.
You all are sweet to come.

Well, we were
worried about you

with good reason. I'm just
glad J.D. got here first to save you.

This is so romantic.
[CHUCKLES]

Well, I mean, he didn't
exactly save me.

Yes, I did.
And I'll tell you something else...

I'd do it again,
little lady.

You know, I... I think
we should get out of here before he comes to.

I think he's gonna be
in a bad mood.

Great idea. I've had
as much of this guy as I can stand.

Julia, aren't you coming?

Yes, I am. I'm just
leaving our business card.

I'm taking the liberty
of writing him a little message.

MARY JO: What's it say?

"Dear Mr. Winchester,

just wanted you to know

Sugarbakers always
finishes the job."

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]