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♪ Ay, can you ♪
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♪ Yeah, can you feel it? ♪
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♪ Can you feel it? ♪
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CODE 3: Emergency response with blue lights and sirens
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♪ I'm coming in hard
I'm making it swift ♪
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♪ Don't wanna be playin'
with y'all ♪
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♪ I'm killin' 'em all
and making it quick ♪
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♪ Nobody can do what we do... ♪
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So, how's your life going?
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Having any chest pains?
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Been in an accident?
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Are you bleeding anywhere?
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I'm the one you call
when shit goes wrong.
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I am your best friend
on your worst day.
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And all of the shit
you're about to see
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happened to a real,
actual paramedic.
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Me.
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♪ Know the people go insane
They feel the ♪
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♪ We don't give it up
We relish in the ♪
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♪ Can you feel the ♪
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Well, well, well, Taggert.
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Randy.
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What's up, Mike?
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- Who's your friend?
- Nobody.
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Student ride-along.
Not a real person.
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Man, don't take that shit
from them.
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Hey. What y'all doin' here
anyway?
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We got a
disturbing the peace call.
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What?
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Taggert, what the fuck
you talkin' 'bout?
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They told us it was
an unknown medical.
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Shit, I hope it is.
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Somebody gotta go
to the hospital,
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that's yo' paperwork, not mine.
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Yep, the ABCs of police work.
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"Ambulance before cruiser."
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Please be
"disturbing the peace."
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Please "disturbing the peace."
Come on!
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Police!
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OD.
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That's on y'all, suckas.
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Shit.
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- You wanna get the stretcher?
- Gladly.
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Is she dead?
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She's not dead.
Dying, but not dead.
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What do we assess first?
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- ABCs.
- ABCs. Um...
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- Airway, breathing, circulation.
- Yes.
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First thing,
that's what we check.
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- Understand that?
- Yes.
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- ABCs. They didn't--
- ABCs...
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Oh, man.
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- Oh, oh, oh! Hey!
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Know what the treatment is for
a dirty needle stick? Chemo.
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Same as for a cancer patient.
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Seventy-two hours
flat on your back and puking.
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And a year's worth of HIV tests.
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Alright. Now...
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Ah!
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I'm gonna kill
you motherfuckers.
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I should mention at this point
that you're all going to die.
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Heart attack.
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- Car accident.
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- Murder.
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- Cancer.
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Diabetic shock.
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- Fork in the toaster.
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- Or peanut allergy.
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Rich, poor. Old, young.
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Sometimes they don't find you
for days.
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You'll be dead too one day,
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and sooner than you think.
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Because guess what?
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It all ends.
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You know the movie
of your life?
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- The one you're starring in.
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One day, that movie just ends
and you're gone.
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Remember what it was like
before you were born?
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It'll be just like that.
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Forever.
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But sometimes,
'cause of people like me,
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you get a little borrowed time.
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I'm gonna kill
you motherfuckers.
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Get the fuck outta my house.
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Gun! Gun!
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Secure your scene, Taggert!
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- Secure your fuckin' scene!
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- Fuck, man. First of all,
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I ain't know you could run
that fuckin' fast.
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God damn, you fast!
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Second of all,
who had a fuckin' gun?
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I'm gonna fuckin' kill
dispatch for this.
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She shot at us.
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You idiot! Someone pulls out
a gun, you run!
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- Clear!
- Get your fuckin' ugly-ass
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motherfuckin' hands off me,
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you goddamn ugly fuckin' mutt!
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Scene's all yours, EMS.
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Randy, man, you okay?
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I'm fine.
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It's gonna be alright,
okay, ma'am?
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We're not gonna let you die.
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Seriously, you say that
one more time,
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I'm gonna punch you
in the throat.
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We never say that to a patient.
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- Ever.
- Sorry.
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What's that?
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This is NARCAN.
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It kicks the heroin off
of the narcotic receptors.
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This woman just paid
a lot of money
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to get higher than Jimi Hendrix
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and we're about to take that
away from her like... that.
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Okay. Um... You know what?
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I wouldn't sit there
if I were you.
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Why?
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Because...
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- ...of the puke.
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It's in my mouth!
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What the fuck?!
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What did she eat?!
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You stole my high, motherfucker!
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You're welcome.
Your life was saved.
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We're taking you
to the hospital, ma'am.
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You need to--
Ma'am, settle down.
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- Hey, no. Hey. Hey! Calm down!
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You need to calm down!
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- Oh, shit! Her arm's free!
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- No!
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Oh, shit! Oh, no, no, no!
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- No, no, no!
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- Got a needle!
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That is illegal, ma'am!
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- Oh, God...
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Are you kidding me?
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You stuck me
with a dirty needle!
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- You shit!
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Hey! Mike, brake!
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What the fuck?
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Right...
right in the face.
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- Hold her down!
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Hey! Now-- Shit!
I fell in it! Ah!
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You crazy bitch!
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- Shit!
- Hey, hit her with the oxygen!
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- Breathe, bitch!
- What are you doing?!
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I said hit her with it!
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What happened?
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We administered oxygen.
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Yes, and then the patient
needed to be restrained,
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uh, thereby possibly resulting
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in some self-administered
bruising.
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Is that your medical opinion?
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Sorry, what medical school
did you go to again, doctor?
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- Not a doctor.
- Sorry?
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- Not a doctor.
- That's right!
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You're not a doctor.
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So what do you say we leave
the diagnosing of the patients
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- to the real doctors, huh?
- Okay.
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I got a dirty needle stick
in the ambulance,
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so if you'd please
write me a prescription...
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- What a shitshow.
- ...for retroviral--
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You are unbelievable.
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Hope you enjoy
this nice, clean hospital...
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- Any dignity left in the EMS?
- ...while I'm out on the streets
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getting vomited on,
having to take pills
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that smell like a hobo shat
in my mouth!
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Hey!
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In one day, I've been...
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shot at...
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thrown up on, and... strangled.
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And what, we still have...
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11 hours left in the shift.
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How do you guys do this
every day?
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It's our job.
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Your job sucks!
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Yeah, and it sounds real shitty
when you say it like that.
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Yeah, well, I can't go back
on that ambulance.
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Okay?
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I quit.
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I'm sorry, Mom.
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Your job sucks!
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Now there goes
a future doctor.
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♪ When I get my check
I'm going on a world cruise ♪
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♪ On a boat made of pearl
jewels, full of whirlpools ♪
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♪ And a 1,000-inch flat-screen
to watch the world news ♪
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♪ And a personal chef
to cook up all the morsels ♪
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♪ Money, money
Money, money ♪
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♪ Money, money, money
Money, money ♪
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♪ Money, money
Money, money ♪
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♪ Money, money, money
Money, money ♪
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♪ Money, money
Money, money ♪
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♪ Money, money, money
Money, money ♪
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♪ Money, money
Money, money ♪
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♪ Money, money, money
Money, money ♪
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Temperature readings
warming up a bit today
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into the upper 80s.
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By noontime, into the low 90s.
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...dry and pleasant
weather continues.
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Rain expected to return
next week.
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That's bullshit!
You can't talk while intubated.
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Crescent Premium,
how may I help you?
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Uh, certainly.
One moment, please.
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Crescent Premium,
may I direct your call?
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Well, I see you've certainly
put in your time as a paramedic.
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Well, I imagine insurance
sounds pretty boring,
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but we do work under
some pretty tight timetables.
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How are you at handling stress?
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Well, I'm a paramedic.
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So...
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I-I'm always stressed.
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Is that why you chose insurance?
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Well, uh... I think that with
my many years of experience,
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uh, as a medical provider,
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that transitioning to another
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kind of medical
or healthcare field,
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I could bring, uh,
beneficial experience.
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Beneficial how?
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Well, I...
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think that being a paramedic
is really important work.
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And...
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in all honesty, I got into EMS
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'cause I really wanted
to help people.
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But the reality is...
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we hardly ever help anybody.
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We're just kind of a mop-up crew
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for the worst tragedies
in people's lives.
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You know?
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And, man, I have seen stuff.
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I mean, dead bodies
don't even register.
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I've seen millions
of dead bodies.
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Body parts. I've seen arms
and faces ripped off.
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And, man, that image
gets scarred into your brain
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for the rest of your life,
and I'm tired.
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I'm tired. I just-- I show up to
work first thing in the morning
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and my first thought is,
"Fuck everybody."
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And given the opportunity,
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I would set fire
to that ambulance.
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Because it's broken, Bruce.
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It's broken. The whole system
is fucking broken.
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And it's sinking
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and I'm out there with a
thimble, trying to bail it out,
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and if I make one mistake,
someone could die.
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And you wanna know
my experience?
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I'm burning out.
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I'm burning out.
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I'm burning out.
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I'm burning out, and...
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I need the hell out of EMS
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before I fuck up
and kill somebody.
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Uh... you have
any other questions?
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22, are you 10-8 yet?
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Negative.
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- Waitin' on hospital paperwork.
- Waitin' on paperwork.
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They are over there
hittin' on nurses.
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That's some bullshit.
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22, get movin'.
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Here you go, baby.
Put that back for me?
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Oh, hey, Shanice.
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- Hey.
- Hey, Randy.
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How'd you enjoy your week off?
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Oh yeah, great. All the fun
of cancer without the cancer.
261
00:13:29,369 --> 00:13:30,786
Yeah, I had a needle stick once.
262
00:13:30,787 --> 00:13:32,371
Oh, I remember.
263
00:13:32,372 --> 00:13:34,707
That junkie behind the
chicken place, with the hair.
264
00:13:34,708 --> 00:13:36,834
Oh yeah, I forgot.
I was ridin' with you.
265
00:13:36,835 --> 00:13:38,043
Hey, that's right.
266
00:13:38,044 --> 00:13:40,338
Hey, listen.
Um...
267
00:13:43,383 --> 00:13:45,217
You gotta take me
off the schedule.
268
00:13:45,218 --> 00:13:46,427
Please.
269
00:13:46,428 --> 00:13:48,804
You gotta cut down my hours, somehow.
270
00:13:48,805 --> 00:13:51,640
Really. I'm in...
I'm in terrible shape, Shanice.
271
00:13:51,641 --> 00:13:53,476
Shanice, listen.
272
00:13:55,562 --> 00:13:58,939
- I'm not okay.
- Randy, I am sorry,
273
00:13:58,940 --> 00:14:01,191
but I am shorthanded.
I don't have anybody else,
274
00:14:01,192 --> 00:14:03,485
so you're in 42 with Mike.
275
00:14:03,486 --> 00:14:05,070
Come on...
276
00:14:05,071 --> 00:14:06,739
Why you always sticking me
with Mike?
277
00:14:06,740 --> 00:14:08,532
He's the only one that can
put up wit' your prickly ass.
278
00:14:08,533 --> 00:14:11,201
You may not know, but you're not
good at interpersonal relations,
279
00:14:11,202 --> 00:14:12,703
and I hope that's not
a shock to you.
280
00:14:12,704 --> 00:14:15,164
'Cause you know what?
I rode with you for two years
281
00:14:15,165 --> 00:14:17,291
but you break most people
within two or three months.
282
00:14:17,292 --> 00:14:20,127
Oh, come on. That's not true.
That's not fair.
283
00:14:20,128 --> 00:14:22,337
Lots of people like riding
with me. Like Kim.
284
00:14:22,338 --> 00:14:24,299
You like riding with me,
right, Kim?
285
00:14:26,259 --> 00:14:28,761
Oh. You do so
like riding with me.
286
00:14:28,762 --> 00:14:30,220
She likes riding with me.
287
00:14:30,221 --> 00:14:32,056
Shanice, when we gon'
get a raise?
288
00:14:32,057 --> 00:14:33,724
Oh, baby, I would love
to give you a raise,
289
00:14:33,725 --> 00:14:35,726
and as soon as the government
ups our reimbursements,
290
00:14:35,727 --> 00:14:37,227
that's when you will
get your raise.
291
00:14:37,228 --> 00:14:38,979
And by the way, Randy,
you have another student.
292
00:14:38,980 --> 00:14:40,564
- No. Unh-uh.
- Yes.
293
00:14:40,565 --> 00:14:42,441
No. There's no way. No.
294
00:14:42,442 --> 00:14:44,401
You are senior.
You get the student.
295
00:14:44,402 --> 00:14:46,362
Is there another paramedic
I should put them with?
296
00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:47,947
Somebody better than you?
297
00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:52,202
- Nobody's better than me.
- What I thought you'd say.
298
00:14:54,829 --> 00:14:56,789
Oh, come on, baby.
Don't do me like that.
299
00:14:56,790 --> 00:14:58,832
You know I'm at work.
300
00:14:58,833 --> 00:15:00,293
Look, I don't get off
'til seven.
301
00:15:01,044 --> 00:15:02,920
No, no, no, not p.m., a.m.
302
00:15:02,921 --> 00:15:06,048
I can get at you at 7:30, baby.
All I need's 45 minutes.
303
00:15:06,049 --> 00:15:08,426
That's more than
enough time, you know?
304
00:15:09,177 --> 00:15:10,803
Mm-hmm, about 15 pumps.
305
00:15:10,804 --> 00:15:12,721
Aw, yeah, you know I like that.
306
00:15:12,722 --> 00:15:14,682
Randy's here.
I'll call you back.
307
00:15:15,558 --> 00:15:17,267
Look at this old creaky bitch.
308
00:15:17,268 --> 00:15:19,228
You know you only got
like ten summers left.
309
00:15:19,229 --> 00:15:20,521
Don't start with me.
310
00:15:20,522 --> 00:15:22,482
I haven't even
had breakfast yet.
311
00:15:23,316 --> 00:15:25,359
Uh, Mike, you gonna let me
drive today?
312
00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:28,278
Uh, no.
Okay? I drive. You know that.
313
00:15:28,279 --> 00:15:30,280
- Come on. Come on.
- No!
314
00:15:30,281 --> 00:15:32,700
Look, I wheel, you heal.
315
00:15:32,701 --> 00:15:34,702
Why do you wanna upset
the natural order of things?
316
00:15:34,703 --> 00:15:36,578
And look, we got
a student today too.
317
00:15:36,579 --> 00:15:37,913
I know. I'm hoping
we can pull out
318
00:15:37,914 --> 00:15:39,457
before that dipshit shows up.
319
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:43,502
Dipshit's already here.
320
00:15:43,503 --> 00:15:45,629
Oh, fuckwad.
321
00:15:45,630 --> 00:15:46,964
Or Jessica.
322
00:15:48,466 --> 00:15:50,259
- Randy.
- Hey, Randy.
323
00:15:50,260 --> 00:15:52,554
- Thanks for having me.
- Hey!
324
00:15:53,263 --> 00:15:55,514
You know something?
You seem pretty smart.
325
00:15:55,515 --> 00:15:57,182
Bet you on the top
of your paramedic class
326
00:15:57,183 --> 00:15:58,267
and everything, ain't ya?
327
00:15:58,268 --> 00:16:00,144
Hmm. Pretty smart.
328
00:16:00,145 --> 00:16:01,478
I'm smart too.
329
00:16:01,479 --> 00:16:03,106
Game recognize game.
330
00:16:04,149 --> 00:16:05,442
- Okay.
- Listen up.
331
00:16:06,067 --> 00:16:09,111
We work a 24-hour shift,
from 7:00 a.m. to 7:00 a.m.
332
00:16:09,112 --> 00:16:10,988
You really wanna spend 24 hours
333
00:16:10,989 --> 00:16:13,241
in this hot box
with two sweaty dudes?
334
00:16:14,617 --> 00:16:16,410
- Yep.
- You're gonna see things
335
00:16:16,411 --> 00:16:18,288
that you can't unsee.
336
00:16:19,664 --> 00:16:21,165
I'm sorry, did I make a mistake?
337
00:16:21,166 --> 00:16:23,709
Because I asked Shanice
to set me up with the best
338
00:16:23,710 --> 00:16:25,587
because I wanna learn
from the best, so...
339
00:16:26,504 --> 00:16:28,964
am I in the wrong truck, or...?
340
00:16:28,965 --> 00:16:31,383
Okay. Alright.
You wanna tag along, fine,
341
00:16:31,384 --> 00:16:33,177
but here's what you're gonna do.
342
00:16:33,178 --> 00:16:34,262
Nothing.
343
00:16:35,055 --> 00:16:36,346
You are going to do nothing,
344
00:16:36,347 --> 00:16:37,890
you are going to touch nothing,
345
00:16:37,891 --> 00:16:39,558
you are going to say nothing
346
00:16:39,559 --> 00:16:41,685
unless I instruct you to.
You understand?
347
00:16:41,686 --> 00:16:44,480
This is not a democracy,
it's a dictatorship.
348
00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:46,648
Okay? What I say goes.
349
00:16:46,649 --> 00:16:48,401
Period. End of story.
350
00:16:50,820 --> 00:16:53,531
Alright, "dick-tator."
Let's hit it.
351
00:16:56,868 --> 00:16:59,036
♪ What kinda whips
are you driving around in? ♪
352
00:16:59,037 --> 00:17:01,622
♪ I like 'em brown, yellow,
candy-coated and spacious ♪
353
00:17:01,623 --> 00:17:04,291
♪ What kinda whips
are you driving around in... ♪
354
00:17:04,292 --> 00:17:06,335
What the hell? We're supposed
to be saving lives
355
00:17:06,336 --> 00:17:07,628
and you're getting a latte?
356
00:17:07,629 --> 00:17:10,005
We don't get lunch breaks
or bathroom breaks.
357
00:17:10,006 --> 00:17:11,840
We got 24 hours ahead of us,
358
00:17:11,841 --> 00:17:14,009
we gotta grab what we can
when we can,
359
00:17:14,010 --> 00:17:15,593
and right now I am starving.
360
00:17:15,594 --> 00:17:16,721
Hey!
361
00:17:17,222 --> 00:17:19,639
Do you guys really have
to park like this, man?
362
00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:21,766
You're taking up
like three fucking spots.
363
00:17:21,767 --> 00:17:24,186
We park that way in case
we have to leave quickly
364
00:17:24,187 --> 00:17:26,397
in an emergency, sir.
365
00:17:26,398 --> 00:17:29,233
You know what? All you people do
is tie up traffic.
366
00:17:29,234 --> 00:17:31,068
You know that? You should get
a fuckin' real job.
367
00:17:31,069 --> 00:17:32,444
How 'bout that?
368
00:17:32,445 --> 00:17:34,655
Hey, dipshit, we do have
a real fuckin' job.
369
00:17:34,656 --> 00:17:37,658
What do you do with this
plastic-ass name tag, Kevin?
370
00:17:37,659 --> 00:17:39,868
Huh? Go back to RadioShack,
motherfucker!
371
00:17:39,869 --> 00:17:41,620
- Chill out, man.
- I don't have to chill the fu--
372
00:17:41,621 --> 00:17:43,664
- You chill the fuck out!
- What an asshole.
373
00:17:43,665 --> 00:17:46,208
- Yeah, people are mean.
- Fuck you. I'm not chilling!
374
00:17:46,209 --> 00:17:47,626
You'll see.
375
00:17:47,627 --> 00:17:50,295
Fuckin' handlebar mustache
bitch.
376
00:17:52,549 --> 00:17:53,883
Yeah, I'm sorry, Mama.
377
00:17:55,135 --> 00:17:56,885
Uh, coffee and a muffin.
378
00:17:56,886 --> 00:17:58,262
No, you know what?
379
00:17:58,263 --> 00:18:00,347
Two muffins.
One chocolate, one blueberry.
380
00:18:00,348 --> 00:18:03,308
Two muffins, one coffee.
That is...
381
00:18:03,309 --> 00:18:04,769
$10.25.
382
00:18:06,521 --> 00:18:07,689
Um...
383
00:18:09,315 --> 00:18:11,942
- Free coffee for heroes.
- Oh.
384
00:18:11,943 --> 00:18:14,821
Free coffee for firemen
and policemen only.
385
00:18:16,156 --> 00:18:17,573
I'm a paramedic.
386
00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:19,158
Medic 42, emergency traffic.
387
00:18:19,159 --> 00:18:20,409
Sorry...
388
00:18:22,787 --> 00:18:24,413
Medic 42,
respond emergent
389
00:18:24,414 --> 00:18:26,457
to 5200 West Imperial Highway
390
00:18:26,458 --> 00:18:27,709
for psychiatric patient.
391
00:18:28,668 --> 00:18:29,918
Oh, it's your boy Johnny.
392
00:18:29,919 --> 00:18:32,463
Man, I hope
he's wearing clothes today.
393
00:18:32,464 --> 00:18:34,965
You know something?
I bet ya he's not.
394
00:18:34,966 --> 00:18:37,259
Matter of fact, 20 bucks say
he's gonna be butt-ass naked.
395
00:18:37,260 --> 00:18:39,219
- Oh, no way.
- Twenty dollars.
396
00:18:39,220 --> 00:18:40,263
- Bet you right now.
- I'm in.
397
00:18:40,889 --> 00:18:42,222
You're payin' for my lunch today
398
00:18:42,223 --> 00:18:43,515
'cause he gon' be
fuckin' butt-ass naked.
399
00:18:43,516 --> 00:18:44,558
- Let's do this.
- Let's do it.
400
00:18:44,559 --> 00:18:46,226
- Come on, big money.
- Okay.
401
00:18:46,227 --> 00:18:48,187
Hey, student of the year,
what do you think? You in?
402
00:18:48,188 --> 00:18:50,606
- Balls in or out?
- Balls?
403
00:18:59,074 --> 00:19:02,284
I am Satan
and his only messenger!
404
00:19:02,285 --> 00:19:04,578
Well, there you have it.
It's a draw.
405
00:19:04,579 --> 00:19:05,914
Shirt, no pants.
406
00:19:06,664 --> 00:19:08,540
What are you talkin' 'bout?
That's bullshit, okay?
407
00:19:08,541 --> 00:19:10,417
I can see his dick.
That qualifies.
408
00:19:10,418 --> 00:19:11,585
He's not naked!
409
00:19:11,586 --> 00:19:13,879
How'd you call that naked?
He's wearing a shirt.
410
00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:16,673
Shirt, no pants. That's like,
uh... Winnie the Pooh.
411
00:19:16,674 --> 00:19:18,175
I guess Winnie the Pooh
got his dick out
412
00:19:18,176 --> 00:19:20,178
because I can see
Winnie the Pooh's dick.
413
00:19:20,303 --> 00:19:22,096
Johnny, bring your naked ass
over here!
414
00:19:22,097 --> 00:19:24,223
Leave this place...
415
00:19:24,224 --> 00:19:26,058
or I'll destroy you all!
416
00:19:26,059 --> 00:19:28,936
Oh, oh. Okay, so you really
wanna test your immortality?
417
00:19:28,937 --> 00:19:31,063
- Okay.
- Leave now!
418
00:19:36,820 --> 00:19:39,613
I am Satan
and his only messenger.
419
00:19:39,614 --> 00:19:42,074
Man, that's greedy as fuck.
You cannot be Satan
420
00:19:42,075 --> 00:19:43,701
and his only messenger.
421
00:19:43,702 --> 00:19:46,079
Just pick one, okay?
Got too many fuckin' jobs!
422
00:19:47,288 --> 00:19:49,623
I am Satan
and his only messenger!
423
00:19:49,624 --> 00:19:51,083
Okay. You know what?
424
00:19:51,084 --> 00:19:53,168
Have some breakfast. But...
425
00:19:53,169 --> 00:19:55,254
leave people alone.
Lay low. Okay?
426
00:19:55,255 --> 00:19:57,715
Or I'm gonna hook the
defibrillator up to your face.
427
00:19:57,716 --> 00:19:59,049
Bzz! You understand?
428
00:19:59,050 --> 00:20:00,968
It don't matter.
Put some fuckin' pants on
429
00:20:00,969 --> 00:20:02,761
and get your ashy
leprechaun ass from over here.
430
00:20:02,762 --> 00:20:03,930
Nobody wanna see that shit!
431
00:20:04,597 --> 00:20:05,598
Satan does!
432
00:20:06,391 --> 00:20:07,517
What...
433
00:20:08,810 --> 00:20:10,102
County, it's Medic 42.
434
00:20:10,103 --> 00:20:12,271
We are available.
No patient on scene.
435
00:20:12,272 --> 00:20:13,897
Repeat, no patient on scene.
436
00:20:13,898 --> 00:20:15,858
Wait. What are you doing?
You abandoned your patient.
437
00:20:15,859 --> 00:20:17,359
You could lose your license.
438
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:19,486
- Satan loves me!
- That is not a patient.
439
00:20:19,487 --> 00:20:20,738
That is Johnny.
440
00:20:20,739 --> 00:20:22,114
If he was actively schizo,
441
00:20:22,115 --> 00:20:23,282
he'd be pulling out his hair
442
00:20:23,283 --> 00:20:25,159
and biting his lips
until they bleed.
443
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:27,661
That's what Johnny does
when he's not on his meds.
444
00:20:27,662 --> 00:20:30,915
Right now, Johnny's acting
this way because he's hungry.
445
00:20:31,541 --> 00:20:32,833
- Oh, he's hungry. Yeah.
- Yes.
446
00:20:32,834 --> 00:20:34,877
The guy wagging his dick around.
447
00:20:34,878 --> 00:20:36,545
- Yeah.
- That-- He's hungry.
448
00:20:36,546 --> 00:20:38,505
He wants us to take him
into the ER
449
00:20:38,506 --> 00:20:41,008
where they have to give him
a meal before they let him go,
450
00:20:41,009 --> 00:20:43,052
because the ER has no choice.
451
00:20:43,053 --> 00:20:46,138
They legally
can't turn anyone away.
452
00:20:46,139 --> 00:20:49,016
Now, we could bring him in
for his ER happy meal,
453
00:20:49,017 --> 00:20:51,518
but guess what? There's a
shit-ton of paperwork involved.
454
00:20:51,519 --> 00:20:53,729
So it's a lot easier for me
to skip the middleman
455
00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:56,315
and give him my breakfast.
And I'm starving!
456
00:20:56,316 --> 00:20:58,817
Okay. So just to recap.
457
00:20:58,818 --> 00:21:01,613
Your medical solution
is muffins.
458
00:21:03,156 --> 00:21:05,866
I sacrificed
my delicious muffins
459
00:21:05,867 --> 00:21:07,035
for the good of humanity.
460
00:21:08,119 --> 00:21:10,205
- Mike, let's roll.
- Alright. We outta here.
461
00:21:16,127 --> 00:21:17,337
Why are you here?
462
00:21:18,797 --> 00:21:20,214
Because I wanna save lives.
463
00:21:21,925 --> 00:21:24,301
- Is that funny?
- You wanna save lives.
464
00:21:24,302 --> 00:21:25,677
You think we savin' lives?
465
00:21:25,678 --> 00:21:27,429
Come on, now.
We just gave a dude muffins.
466
00:21:27,430 --> 00:21:29,306
Yeah, I used to want
to be a hero,
467
00:21:29,307 --> 00:21:32,351
but the fact is,
we're not heroes.
468
00:21:32,352 --> 00:21:33,602
Okay?
469
00:21:33,603 --> 00:21:35,979
The fact is that
most of the calls we get
470
00:21:35,980 --> 00:21:37,231
are bullshit.
471
00:21:37,232 --> 00:21:38,482
The people that need us
don't call,
472
00:21:38,483 --> 00:21:40,484
and the people that call
don't need us.
473
00:21:40,485 --> 00:21:42,111
People live, people die.
474
00:21:42,112 --> 00:21:45,072
You rarely make any kind
of difference whatsoever.
475
00:21:45,073 --> 00:21:46,240
This is a job.
476
00:21:46,241 --> 00:21:49,284
Okay? You clock in,
you clock out.
477
00:21:49,285 --> 00:21:51,453
At the end of the day
you go home. That's it.
478
00:21:51,454 --> 00:21:53,038
I don't think
you really believe that.
479
00:21:53,039 --> 00:21:54,665
No, I do.
480
00:21:54,666 --> 00:21:57,042
I do. I really, really do.
481
00:21:57,043 --> 00:21:58,752
And you should too
if you want to last.
482
00:21:58,753 --> 00:22:01,130
But you have people's lives
in your hands.
483
00:22:01,131 --> 00:22:03,549
How can you not care?
How can you not give a shit?
484
00:22:03,550 --> 00:22:04,759
Caring is what kills you.
485
00:22:05,427 --> 00:22:06,719
The fact is,
486
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:09,012
most people in this job
can't last a year.
487
00:22:09,013 --> 00:22:10,305
They can't hack it.
488
00:22:10,306 --> 00:22:12,349
And the good ones,
the really, really good ones?
489
00:22:12,350 --> 00:22:13,642
Five years.
490
00:22:13,643 --> 00:22:15,478
Five years, max.
That's all they can handle.
491
00:22:17,981 --> 00:22:19,441
How long have you been doing it?
492
00:22:21,943 --> 00:22:24,403
Eighteen years, nine months.
493
00:22:33,455 --> 00:22:34,663
Alright, class president,
494
00:22:34,664 --> 00:22:36,082
this one's for real,
so pay attention.
495
00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:38,208
You're with me. Grab the bag.
496
00:22:38,209 --> 00:22:39,626
- Okay.
- Don't touch anything.
497
00:22:39,627 --> 00:22:40,544
Nothing. Got it?
498
00:22:40,545 --> 00:22:41,879
But then why am I...
499
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:43,506
...even here?
500
00:22:49,304 --> 00:22:51,430
Walk. Don't run. Never run.
501
00:22:51,431 --> 00:22:52,806
- Why?
- Why?
502
00:22:52,807 --> 00:22:54,476
Oh, shit. Door's stuck.
503
00:22:56,811 --> 00:22:58,896
- BSI.
- What?
504
00:22:58,897 --> 00:23:00,147
- BSI!
- What the fuck is that?
505
00:23:00,148 --> 00:23:01,732
- Put your gloves on!
- Oh. Okay.
506
00:23:01,733 --> 00:23:03,400
- Hey, Jimmy.
- Hey.
507
00:23:03,401 --> 00:23:04,985
Need you
to pop that door.
508
00:23:04,986 --> 00:23:07,321
- Got it.
- Also need an additional driver.
509
00:23:07,322 --> 00:23:08,739
I need Mike in the back with me.
510
00:23:08,740 --> 00:23:11,117
- We're on it.
- Hey. Everything's okay?
511
00:23:12,577 --> 00:23:13,660
What is that?
512
00:23:13,661 --> 00:23:16,039
I answer questions
after the fact.
513
00:23:19,250 --> 00:23:20,668
It's a window punch.
514
00:23:22,837 --> 00:23:23,879
Okay, go ahead.
515
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:25,089
Pull her out the side.
516
00:23:25,090 --> 00:23:26,383
- Move in.
- Little more.
517
00:23:28,301 --> 00:23:29,885
Alright,
head of her class,
518
00:23:29,886 --> 00:23:31,011
what do we assess first?
519
00:23:31,012 --> 00:23:32,805
Airway, breathing, circulation.
520
00:23:32,806 --> 00:23:34,723
He's breathing,
but it's rapid deep breaths.
521
00:23:34,724 --> 00:23:36,267
Kussmauls?
522
00:23:36,726 --> 00:23:38,268
Wait, am I right?
523
00:23:38,269 --> 00:23:39,854
Rookie, get out the way.
524
00:23:40,438 --> 00:23:41,647
What's goin' on here?
525
00:23:41,648 --> 00:23:43,440
Got Kussmauls.
526
00:23:43,441 --> 00:23:46,151
Possible broken everything.
What about you?
527
00:23:46,152 --> 00:23:48,070
Lady was just a little shook up
but she's alright.
528
00:23:48,071 --> 00:23:49,863
Alright. Grab me a collar,
will ya?
529
00:23:49,864 --> 00:23:51,490
Okay, I got you.
530
00:23:51,491 --> 00:23:52,992
- Get out the way.
- Sorry. Sorry.
531
00:23:55,078 --> 00:23:56,787
Alright, and grab me
a non-rebreather.
532
00:23:56,788 --> 00:23:58,664
You just said
not to touch anything.
533
00:23:58,665 --> 00:24:00,958
And now I'm asking you to touch
a non-rebreather
534
00:24:00,959 --> 00:24:02,209
and bring it to me.
535
00:24:02,210 --> 00:24:04,170
Wait. No. No.
536
00:24:05,213 --> 00:24:07,297
Sorry. Sorry.
537
00:24:07,298 --> 00:24:08,966
Not in the truck. In the bag!
538
00:24:08,967 --> 00:24:11,301
- The what?
- In the bag! In the bag!
539
00:24:11,302 --> 00:24:12,720
Oh, shit.
540
00:24:12,721 --> 00:24:14,180
Walk. Don't run.
541
00:24:17,100 --> 00:24:18,685
Hey, buddy. Can you hear me?
542
00:24:21,938 --> 00:24:23,564
One, two, three.
543
00:24:25,608 --> 00:24:27,067
One, two, three.
544
00:24:27,068 --> 00:24:29,236
No. Yeah, I got him.
545
00:24:29,237 --> 00:24:31,071
- How am I doin'?
546
00:24:31,072 --> 00:24:32,114
Alright.
547
00:24:32,115 --> 00:24:34,158
Nothing in the belly,
good in all four.
548
00:24:34,159 --> 00:24:35,702
Got this, hero?
549
00:24:37,579 --> 00:24:39,581
Oh, shit. He's in V-fib.
550
00:24:40,498 --> 00:24:41,999
You, I need you to do CPR.
551
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,835
Now. Go. Go!
552
00:24:49,883 --> 00:24:50,967
Harder.
553
00:24:51,885 --> 00:24:53,385
Harder!
You're not doing anything.
554
00:24:53,386 --> 00:24:54,636
- Harder!
555
00:24:54,637 --> 00:24:56,638
Oh, God! I think
I just broke his ribs.
556
00:24:56,639 --> 00:24:58,390
No, no, no. That's a good thing.
A good thing.
557
00:24:58,391 --> 00:25:00,184
Don't stop, okay?
Means you're doing it right.
558
00:25:00,185 --> 00:25:02,354
Yeah. I can fix broken.
I can't fix dead.
559
00:25:03,104 --> 00:25:04,146
Come on!
560
00:25:10,820 --> 00:25:12,155
Um, are we gonna shock him?
561
00:25:12,697 --> 00:25:14,156
No, we gonna wax his chest.
562
00:25:14,157 --> 00:25:15,616
Yes, we gonna shock him.
563
00:25:15,617 --> 00:25:16,867
Charging.
564
00:25:16,868 --> 00:25:18,827
- Clear.
565
00:25:18,828 --> 00:25:21,121
Brainiac is clear. All clear.
566
00:25:29,672 --> 00:25:31,090
Comin' through.
567
00:25:31,091 --> 00:25:32,925
Hello? Hello, hello!
568
00:25:32,926 --> 00:25:36,637
Got approximately 40-year-old
male, two-car MVA.
569
00:25:36,638 --> 00:25:38,514
Restrained driver.
570
00:25:38,515 --> 00:25:40,183
Severe damage to the vehicle.
571
00:25:41,101 --> 00:25:42,686
Ten-minute extrication.
572
00:25:43,395 --> 00:25:44,895
Kussmauls at first,
573
00:25:44,896 --> 00:25:47,773
but once we got him out
went apneic and V-fib.
574
00:25:47,774 --> 00:25:50,150
Been shocked three times.
Last was on the drive here.
575
00:25:50,151 --> 00:25:51,151
Now asystolic.
576
00:25:51,152 --> 00:25:53,487
Ready? One, two, three.
577
00:25:56,157 --> 00:25:57,866
Pupils are fixed and dilated.
578
00:25:57,867 --> 00:26:00,369
Fractured right arm and
depressed skull fracture in--
579
00:26:00,370 --> 00:26:03,205
Hold compression.
Just hold, hold, hold. Please.
580
00:26:03,206 --> 00:26:04,541
He's asystolic.
581
00:26:05,625 --> 00:26:07,918
You said he was traumatic.
Did you ever get a pulse back?
582
00:26:07,919 --> 00:26:09,128
- No.
- No.
583
00:26:09,129 --> 00:26:10,338
No.
584
00:26:10,755 --> 00:26:13,799
Time of death, 10:29.
585
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,093
Oh, God.
You gotta be shitting me.
586
00:26:16,094 --> 00:26:17,762
Is that mud?
587
00:26:18,722 --> 00:26:20,889
Well, nice job, Dr. Randy.
588
00:26:20,890 --> 00:26:23,308
Just track all the mud
and bacteria you want
589
00:26:23,309 --> 00:26:24,476
into my ER.
590
00:26:29,232 --> 00:26:30,734
Seriously?
591
00:26:42,537 --> 00:26:44,247
Hey. What happened?
592
00:26:44,831 --> 00:26:47,250
The doctor just called it?
That's it?
593
00:26:47,834 --> 00:26:49,168
Yes, that's it.
594
00:26:49,169 --> 00:26:51,170
Dude was dead when we got there.
595
00:26:51,171 --> 00:26:52,921
Okay, well, if you thought
he was dead,
596
00:26:52,922 --> 00:26:54,882
then why did you make me do CPR?
597
00:26:54,883 --> 00:26:57,968
Because nobody dies
in an ambulance.
598
00:26:57,969 --> 00:26:59,344
What do you mean?
It's an ambulance.
599
00:26:59,345 --> 00:27:02,890
- People die all the time.
- Nobody dies in the ambulance.
600
00:27:02,891 --> 00:27:05,434
It's a legal nightmare.
Once we start working on you,
601
00:27:05,435 --> 00:27:07,102
we're not allowed
to declare you dead.
602
00:27:07,103 --> 00:27:09,021
Only a doctor or coroner
can do that.
603
00:27:09,022 --> 00:27:11,231
So even if he has
zero chance of making it,
604
00:27:11,232 --> 00:27:14,985
even if we're just pumping blood
through a corpse,
605
00:27:14,986 --> 00:27:16,862
we cannot declare him dead.
606
00:27:16,863 --> 00:27:18,822
Now, he can be dead
before we show up,
607
00:27:18,823 --> 00:27:20,908
he can be dead
once we drop him off,
608
00:27:20,909 --> 00:27:23,953
but never, ever in between.
609
00:27:25,705 --> 00:27:27,623
That doesn't make
any medical sense.
610
00:27:27,624 --> 00:27:29,084
It's not medicine.
611
00:27:30,001 --> 00:27:31,585
It's healthcare.
612
00:27:31,586 --> 00:27:33,213
Welcome to EMS.
613
00:27:42,472 --> 00:27:43,597
No.
614
00:27:43,598 --> 00:27:45,767
No! Goddamnit.
615
00:27:47,185 --> 00:27:48,353
Stay.
616
00:27:49,104 --> 00:27:50,855
No! Go!
617
00:27:51,356 --> 00:27:54,274
Take my dollar,
you motherfucker!
618
00:27:54,275 --> 00:27:55,985
Goddamnit!
619
00:27:58,029 --> 00:27:59,446
Children can hear you.
620
00:27:59,447 --> 00:28:00,990
Fine. Good. You have a dollar?
621
00:28:02,784 --> 00:28:05,202
What I don't understand is,
if you hate your job so much,
622
00:28:05,203 --> 00:28:06,371
why don't you just quit?
623
00:28:07,288 --> 00:28:09,790
'Cause I like to eat and I don't
like to sleep in the gutter.
624
00:28:09,791 --> 00:28:11,583
- So get another job.
- Like what?
625
00:28:11,584 --> 00:28:13,335
Like airline pilot? Huh?
626
00:28:13,336 --> 00:28:15,504
Listen, I've tried.
I am stuck here.
627
00:28:15,505 --> 00:28:16,797
Okay? Work at the hospital?
628
00:28:16,798 --> 00:28:19,758
All I'm qualified to do is
change bedpans and wipe asses.
629
00:28:19,759 --> 00:28:21,593
My training
doesn't mean shit here.
630
00:28:21,594 --> 00:28:22,803
Go to med school? Forget it.
631
00:28:22,804 --> 00:28:24,138
No. By the time I finish,
632
00:28:24,139 --> 00:28:25,723
it will be time
for me to retire.
633
00:28:25,724 --> 00:28:28,559
- Okay.
634
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:31,061
- Wait. What? No!
635
00:28:31,062 --> 00:28:33,022
God! I hate you!
636
00:28:33,023 --> 00:28:34,815
No! No! No!
637
00:28:34,816 --> 00:28:36,401
God!
638
00:28:40,113 --> 00:28:41,739
Okay.
639
00:28:41,740 --> 00:28:43,407
- Randy?
640
00:28:43,408 --> 00:28:46,243
Oh, Christ. I feel like my
heart's coming out my asshole.
641
00:28:46,244 --> 00:28:47,911
- Hey. Hey.
642
00:28:47,912 --> 00:28:49,496
- What's the matter?
643
00:28:49,497 --> 00:28:51,165
No, I'm fine. I'm fine.
644
00:28:51,166 --> 00:28:53,667
- You havin' a heart attack?
- No. Just stop it. God.
645
00:28:53,668 --> 00:28:55,711
- No.
- Okay, so it's a panic attack.
646
00:28:55,712 --> 00:28:58,714
- No, it's not.
- Take some slow, deep breaths.
647
00:28:58,715 --> 00:29:00,966
Uh, hello? Paramedic.
648
00:29:00,967 --> 00:29:03,595
- Are you okay to work like this?
649
00:29:06,264 --> 00:29:08,975
Look,
I'm gonna be fine. I just...
650
00:29:11,478 --> 00:29:13,479
Just need some-some time.
651
00:29:15,607 --> 00:29:17,192
You don't understand.
652
00:29:32,916 --> 00:29:35,585
You know,
when I was 13...
653
00:29:36,961 --> 00:29:38,545
my mom and my sister and I
went camping
654
00:29:38,546 --> 00:29:39,964
in the middle of nowhere.
655
00:29:42,050 --> 00:29:44,551
And my mom really liked
cold chicken,
656
00:29:44,552 --> 00:29:46,095
so we were eating cold chicken
657
00:29:46,096 --> 00:29:48,263
on a picnic table
with some potato chips,
658
00:29:48,264 --> 00:29:51,309
and my mom got a piece
stuck in her throat.
659
00:29:52,727 --> 00:29:56,356
And I didn't... I didn't know
the Heimlich or anything...
660
00:29:57,357 --> 00:29:58,400
so right there...
661
00:29:59,567 --> 00:30:00,943
in that dumb campground...
662
00:30:03,780 --> 00:30:05,573
...my mother died.
663
00:30:06,825 --> 00:30:08,284
And I just watched.
664
00:30:13,748 --> 00:30:16,209
So that's why I'm...
that's why I'm here.
665
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:22,256
I'm gonna tell you something
666
00:30:22,257 --> 00:30:24,467
that I wish someone had told me
a long time ago.
667
00:30:25,468 --> 00:30:29,347
Run away from this job
as fast as humanly possible...
668
00:30:30,181 --> 00:30:32,350
or you will end up like this.
669
00:30:39,107 --> 00:30:41,067
- That's weird.
670
00:30:44,362 --> 00:30:46,114
Uh, hello? This is Randy.
671
00:30:56,416 --> 00:30:57,625
Okay.
672
00:31:00,378 --> 00:31:01,337
Okay.
673
00:31:03,131 --> 00:31:04,758
What you mean you can't be late?
674
00:31:06,259 --> 00:31:08,510
I know you're a teacher.
Fuck those kids.
675
00:31:08,511 --> 00:31:10,180
Just don't--
It's too early to be...
676
00:31:10,805 --> 00:31:12,307
♪ Keep on dancin' ♪
677
00:31:13,558 --> 00:31:15,267
What the fuck goin' on wit' you?
Hey, stop.
678
00:31:17,395 --> 00:31:19,355
Mmm!
679
00:31:19,356 --> 00:31:20,773
♪ Keep on groovin' ♪
680
00:31:20,774 --> 00:31:22,442
Yeah, I think Randy doin' crack.
681
00:31:24,194 --> 00:31:25,819
♪ You'll know what to do... ♪
682
00:31:25,820 --> 00:31:27,571
Whoo-hoo!
683
00:31:27,572 --> 00:31:29,239
- Yeah!
684
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:31,241
Hey! I quit!
685
00:31:31,242 --> 00:31:32,785
I quit!
686
00:31:32,786 --> 00:31:34,286
I got a new job. I'm quitting!
687
00:31:34,287 --> 00:31:35,996
That's it. I'm done.
688
00:31:35,997 --> 00:31:38,332
I'm done. I got a new job.
I can't believe...
689
00:31:38,333 --> 00:31:40,250
I totally thought
that I blew the interview,
690
00:31:40,251 --> 00:31:42,002
but apparently
they loved my honesty.
691
00:31:42,003 --> 00:31:44,797
So... that's it. I'm outta here.
692
00:31:44,798 --> 00:31:46,382
So... It's...
693
00:31:46,383 --> 00:31:48,425
Shanice, you've been amazing.
It's not you. Really.
694
00:31:48,426 --> 00:31:49,927
Thanks.
You're the best supervisor.
695
00:31:49,928 --> 00:31:51,178
I really-- Thank you s--
696
00:31:51,179 --> 00:31:52,721
I don't need to give you
two weeks, do I?
697
00:31:52,722 --> 00:31:54,473
I don't think I could stay
another two weeks.
698
00:31:54,474 --> 00:31:56,642
I can't do two weeks' notice.
They need me to start Monday.
699
00:31:56,643 --> 00:31:59,603
Come on. Please, please l--
I can't believe it!
700
00:31:59,604 --> 00:32:02,482
Honestly, I didn't know
that I could feel happy.
701
00:32:03,233 --> 00:32:04,942
Hello?
Are you still there?
702
00:32:04,943 --> 00:32:06,318
Yes, I'm still here.
703
00:32:06,319 --> 00:32:09,196
Can we, uh, re-up
on rubber gloves,
704
00:32:09,197 --> 00:32:10,948
hypos, and normal saline--
Hang on!
705
00:32:10,949 --> 00:32:12,533
Randy!
706
00:32:12,534 --> 00:32:13,785
I did not say you could quit.
707
00:32:14,536 --> 00:32:16,246
And you have to finish
your shift!
708
00:32:17,122 --> 00:32:18,372
- Asshole.
- Excuse me?
709
00:32:18,373 --> 00:32:19,332
No, no, no! Not you.
710
00:32:21,292 --> 00:32:23,711
Okay! We ride!
711
00:32:23,712 --> 00:32:24,963
We ride!
712
00:32:25,463 --> 00:32:26,422
Ha-ha!
713
00:32:34,764 --> 00:32:41,854
♪ It's my last day-ay! ♪
714
00:32:41,855 --> 00:32:43,981
♪ It's my last day! ♪
715
00:32:43,982 --> 00:32:46,275
Whoo!
716
00:32:46,276 --> 00:32:48,861
So long, fuckers!
717
00:32:48,862 --> 00:32:50,112
Yeah!
718
00:32:54,492 --> 00:32:56,076
Ah...
719
00:32:56,077 --> 00:32:58,455
I love the smell
of nursing home in the morning.
720
00:33:02,709 --> 00:33:03,667
How you doin'?
721
00:33:05,587 --> 00:33:07,421
Hmm. What's for lunch?
722
00:33:07,422 --> 00:33:08,965
What the fuck is wrong wit' you?
723
00:33:09,758 --> 00:33:10,632
Sorry?
724
00:33:10,633 --> 00:33:12,301
This happiness
is making me uncomfortable.
725
00:33:12,302 --> 00:33:13,677
It's actually
kinda freaking me out.
726
00:33:13,678 --> 00:33:15,220
Yeah, it's a little unnerving.
727
00:33:15,221 --> 00:33:19,017
Well, in 18 more hours,
I am done with EMS forever.
728
00:33:19,893 --> 00:33:22,269
Uh, hi. Hello.
729
00:33:22,270 --> 00:33:23,687
What took you so long?
730
00:33:23,688 --> 00:33:25,105
What you mean
what took us so long?
731
00:33:25,106 --> 00:33:26,648
We got here in six minutes.
732
00:33:26,649 --> 00:33:28,650
That's two R&B songs.
Six minutes.
733
00:33:28,651 --> 00:33:30,110
We can't get here faster
than six minutes.
734
00:33:30,111 --> 00:33:32,029
The fuck you think we got,
a teleporter?
735
00:33:32,030 --> 00:33:33,530
Uh, where's the patient?
736
00:33:33,531 --> 00:33:35,325
Alright, look. Just-Just...
737
00:33:36,242 --> 00:33:37,284
follow me.
738
00:33:37,285 --> 00:33:38,827
This way.
739
00:33:38,828 --> 00:33:39,995
Come on.
740
00:33:39,996 --> 00:33:42,207
How the fuck
did he get this job?
741
00:33:42,791 --> 00:33:45,460
She's been having a little
trouble breathing lately.
742
00:33:46,461 --> 00:33:47,921
Define "lately."
743
00:33:50,882 --> 00:33:52,217
Newbie, what's your assessment?
744
00:33:53,093 --> 00:33:55,552
Well, she's cyanotic,
appears to have lividity.
745
00:33:55,553 --> 00:33:57,346
In my professional opinion...
746
00:33:57,347 --> 00:33:58,514
she's dead.
747
00:33:58,515 --> 00:33:59,766
Hmm.
748
00:34:00,809 --> 00:34:03,894
- You gotta do something.
- Do something? What? CPR?
749
00:34:03,895 --> 00:34:05,396
She's dead.
750
00:34:05,397 --> 00:34:07,146
Got a better chance
of reviving the nightstand.
751
00:34:07,147 --> 00:34:08,315
You gotta try.
752
00:34:08,316 --> 00:34:09,400
No, we're not touching her.
753
00:34:09,401 --> 00:34:10,819
- Unh-uh.
- Alright.
754
00:34:11,736 --> 00:34:13,570
I'm gettin' the charge nurse.
755
00:34:13,571 --> 00:34:14,988
You can if you want to.
756
00:34:14,989 --> 00:34:16,990
Is the charge nurse a magician?
757
00:34:16,991 --> 00:34:19,535
Because that's the only way
this lady is coming back alive.
758
00:34:19,536 --> 00:34:20,537
With magic!
759
00:34:21,121 --> 00:34:22,246
Waste of time.
760
00:34:22,247 --> 00:34:23,914
Even the newbie knew
she was dead.
761
00:34:23,915 --> 00:34:25,958
- No offense.
762
00:34:25,959 --> 00:34:27,085
I am offended.
763
00:34:27,835 --> 00:34:29,504
Hey, County. Medic 42.
764
00:34:30,337 --> 00:34:32,214
Medic 42,
this is County. Go ahead.
765
00:34:32,966 --> 00:34:34,842
County,
we need a coroner.
766
00:34:34,843 --> 00:34:36,176
We have a DOA on the scene
767
00:34:36,177 --> 00:34:38,387
and, uh, we're standing by
for paperwork.
768
00:34:38,388 --> 00:34:40,473
Copy, 42.
Contacting coroner.
769
00:34:41,641 --> 00:34:43,892
What do you mean, coroner?
What's going on here?
770
00:34:43,893 --> 00:34:46,603
Your patient is assuming
room temperature,
771
00:34:46,604 --> 00:34:47,938
I declared her dead,
772
00:34:47,939 --> 00:34:50,066
the coroner is coming,
and we are going to leave.
773
00:34:50,942 --> 00:34:52,026
How do you know she's dead?
774
00:34:52,027 --> 00:34:53,403
What are her vitals?
775
00:34:54,446 --> 00:34:55,864
You wanna know her vitals?
776
00:34:56,448 --> 00:34:58,658
Well, if you must know,
zero pulse,
777
00:34:59,409 --> 00:35:01,535
zero over zero blood pressure,
778
00:35:01,536 --> 00:35:03,078
zero respirations.
779
00:35:03,079 --> 00:35:06,124
Like all... zeroes.
780
00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:09,418
Would you like to know
her blood sugar?
781
00:35:09,419 --> 00:35:12,129
She was just fine when I checked
on her a few minutes ago.
782
00:35:12,130 --> 00:35:14,883
A few... minutes ago? Really?
783
00:35:15,842 --> 00:35:17,052
Shake her hand.
784
00:35:17,886 --> 00:35:19,262
Go over and shake her hand.
785
00:35:19,846 --> 00:35:21,346
- Do it.
786
00:35:21,347 --> 00:35:23,349
- I'm good.
- Mike?
787
00:35:32,817 --> 00:35:33,943
- Look.
788
00:35:34,527 --> 00:35:35,403
Look!
789
00:35:36,696 --> 00:35:38,615
"Hi. I'm dead."
790
00:35:39,657 --> 00:35:41,326
Goddamn, she cold.
791
00:35:42,410 --> 00:35:43,702
You know why she's fuckin' cold?
792
00:35:43,703 --> 00:35:45,204
Because this is rigor.
793
00:35:45,205 --> 00:35:46,914
'Cause she's dead.
794
00:35:46,915 --> 00:35:49,458
This type of stiffness
don't take a few minutes.
795
00:35:49,459 --> 00:35:53,003
We talkin' five or six hours.
796
00:35:53,004 --> 00:35:55,089
Huh? You can iron
your clothes on her,
797
00:35:55,090 --> 00:35:56,173
that's how stiff she is!
798
00:35:56,174 --> 00:35:57,549
Stiff as a board!
799
00:35:57,550 --> 00:35:59,135
Can I be honest wit' you?
800
00:36:00,178 --> 00:36:02,222
You're probably the worst nurse
801
00:36:03,098 --> 00:36:04,848
I've ever fuckin' met.
802
00:36:04,849 --> 00:36:07,059
This is totally unacceptable.
803
00:36:07,060 --> 00:36:08,394
I'm calling your supervisor.
804
00:36:08,395 --> 00:36:10,020
Oh. Please do.
805
00:36:10,021 --> 00:36:11,855
That would be hysterical.
806
00:36:11,856 --> 00:36:15,234
In the meantime, I suggest
you get Mrs. Pustelli on ice.
807
00:36:15,235 --> 00:36:18,112
She's starting to add
to the lovely aroma around here.
808
00:36:18,113 --> 00:36:19,697
I smell dead people.
809
00:36:26,121 --> 00:36:27,871
- Hello!
- Randy,
810
00:36:27,872 --> 00:36:29,581
who is this nursing home lady
811
00:36:29,582 --> 00:36:31,041
screaming at me
on the other line?
812
00:36:31,042 --> 00:36:32,584
Look, these people are idiots, okay?
813
00:36:32,585 --> 00:36:34,837
They had a patient of theirs
that was dead for hours.
814
00:36:34,838 --> 00:36:37,715
Randy, you have got
to learn to manage these people
815
00:36:37,716 --> 00:36:39,341
and stop acting like
an asshole to everybody.
816
00:36:39,342 --> 00:36:41,552
Now I gotta deal with this mess.
817
00:36:41,553 --> 00:36:43,262
What do-- It's my last day,
Shanice.
818
00:36:43,263 --> 00:36:45,139
It's not my last day,
and if you finish your shift
819
00:36:45,140 --> 00:36:46,432
we'll see if it's your last.
820
00:36:46,433 --> 00:36:48,642
Really? Oh, no.
This is definitely my--
821
00:36:48,643 --> 00:36:49,728
I said what I said.
822
00:36:51,813 --> 00:36:52,981
Fuck.
823
00:36:53,106 --> 00:36:55,149
So, Carol, if you were
assessing that patient,
824
00:36:55,150 --> 00:36:56,776
would you classify them
as alive?
825
00:36:57,902 --> 00:36:59,737
I see. No, no, no.
No, you're right.
826
00:36:59,738 --> 00:37:01,447
I don't have a nursing degree.
827
00:37:01,448 --> 00:37:02,906
I was trained as a paramedic.
828
00:37:02,907 --> 00:37:05,242
Uh-huh. Well, let me ask you
something, Carol,
829
00:37:05,243 --> 00:37:07,119
since you deal in elder care.
830
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,788
My grandmother died
12 years ago at the age of 99
831
00:37:09,789 --> 00:37:11,665
and we buried her
next to my grandfather
832
00:37:11,666 --> 00:37:13,876
at that cemetery out
by the airport. Know the one?
833
00:37:13,877 --> 00:37:15,711
Uh-huh. Well, let me
ask you this.
834
00:37:15,712 --> 00:37:18,005
If you and I were to
go out there together right now
835
00:37:18,006 --> 00:37:19,381
and dig up
my grandmother's corpse,
836
00:37:19,382 --> 00:37:21,008
do you think
you could revive her?
837
00:37:21,009 --> 00:37:22,593
Because that makes
about as much sense
838
00:37:22,594 --> 00:37:24,470
as what you're saying
to me right now.
839
00:37:24,471 --> 00:37:27,097
Your patient was dead, bitch.
840
00:37:27,098 --> 00:37:29,016
Mm-hmm. And your people
didn't realize it
841
00:37:29,017 --> 00:37:30,642
for five or six hours.
842
00:37:30,643 --> 00:37:32,478
That is called negligence.
843
00:37:32,479 --> 00:37:34,146
But you thought
you'd just call 911
844
00:37:34,147 --> 00:37:35,856
and cover your asses,
is that it?
845
00:37:35,857 --> 00:37:39,193
Ah. Well, how 'bout you and I
call your administrator
846
00:37:39,194 --> 00:37:41,153
and go over this incident
point by point
847
00:37:41,154 --> 00:37:43,405
and see which one of us
still has a goddamn job
848
00:37:43,406 --> 00:37:44,741
by the end of the day?
849
00:37:45,909 --> 00:37:48,660
Oh! You're suddenly okay?
850
00:37:48,661 --> 00:37:50,871
We're clear now, Carol?
851
00:37:50,872 --> 00:37:52,373
Great. Well, if you have
any more problems,
852
00:37:52,374 --> 00:37:54,166
my name is Shanice,
you call me immediately.
853
00:37:54,167 --> 00:37:55,793
You got that?
854
00:37:55,794 --> 00:37:57,086
Damn right.
855
00:38:02,842 --> 00:38:04,968
Oh my God, I am so hungry.
856
00:38:04,969 --> 00:38:06,720
Mike, find a taco truck
or something.
857
00:38:06,721 --> 00:38:09,014
My stomach is eating itself.
858
00:38:09,015 --> 00:38:10,474
I got you.
That's all you have to say.
859
00:38:10,475 --> 00:38:12,102
You didn't really quit, did you?
860
00:38:13,019 --> 00:38:14,270
Yeah. I did.
861
00:38:15,105 --> 00:38:16,480
- No, you didn't.
- Yeah, I did.
862
00:38:16,481 --> 00:38:17,773
No, you did not.
863
00:38:17,774 --> 00:38:19,483
Yes, I did.
864
00:38:19,484 --> 00:38:21,652
Look, look.
Let me say this, okay?
865
00:38:21,653 --> 00:38:24,113
Randy has been in this
way too long, okay?
866
00:38:24,114 --> 00:38:26,782
EMS is not supposed to be
working this long.
867
00:38:26,783 --> 00:38:29,451
He don't know what he's gonna do
out in the real world.
868
00:38:29,452 --> 00:38:30,661
This motherfucker can't do shit.
869
00:38:30,662 --> 00:38:32,413
What are you talking about?
870
00:38:32,414 --> 00:38:33,997
I wouldn't know how
to function out there?
871
00:38:33,998 --> 00:38:35,791
Oh, but you know
how to function out there.
872
00:38:35,792 --> 00:38:37,209
- You damn right I do.
- Yeah.
873
00:38:37,210 --> 00:38:38,794
I function well out there too.
874
00:38:38,795 --> 00:38:40,504
'Cause I'm a normal
fuckin' person.
875
00:38:40,505 --> 00:38:42,589
I go home, I take a shit,
876
00:38:42,590 --> 00:38:44,633
then I take a shower
and I put on my clothes
877
00:38:44,634 --> 00:38:46,343
and I pick up my lady,
we go to dinner,
878
00:38:46,344 --> 00:38:48,011
then we come back home
and we fuck.
879
00:38:48,012 --> 00:38:51,306
Okay? That is called
being a part of society.
880
00:38:51,307 --> 00:38:52,725
You, on the other hand,
881
00:38:52,726 --> 00:38:54,935
would not survive one day
in the real world.
882
00:38:54,936 --> 00:38:57,271
'Cause he ain't did shit.
Don't do nothin' besides this.
883
00:38:57,272 --> 00:38:58,940
When the last time
you been on a date?
884
00:38:59,357 --> 00:39:02,985
Hmm? When was the last time
you washed your fuckin' sheets?
885
00:39:02,986 --> 00:39:04,821
- Oh...
886
00:39:07,449 --> 00:39:09,825
Well, where are you gonna work?
887
00:39:09,826 --> 00:39:11,869
I'm working
in an insurance company.
888
00:39:11,870 --> 00:39:13,871
- What?!
- What?
889
00:39:13,872 --> 00:39:15,372
- Are you...
- What?
890
00:39:15,373 --> 00:39:17,291
You gon' work in insurance.
Please.
891
00:39:17,292 --> 00:39:19,084
Man, you can't even work
at fuckin' Subway.
892
00:39:19,085 --> 00:39:21,670
I could w-- I could too
work at Subway.
893
00:39:21,671 --> 00:39:23,714
You gotta deal with customers
to work at Subway.
894
00:39:23,715 --> 00:39:25,257
Yeah. I could deal
with customers.
895
00:39:25,258 --> 00:39:27,051
You could?
Let's pretend I'm a customer.
896
00:39:27,052 --> 00:39:28,469
- Okay.
- Okay. You ready?
897
00:39:28,470 --> 00:39:29,928
- Yeah.
- I walk in. Ding!
898
00:39:29,929 --> 00:39:31,513
The little bell go off.
I'm in there.
899
00:39:31,514 --> 00:39:33,474
Oh, hello, sir.
Are you having a nice day?
900
00:39:33,475 --> 00:39:34,641
I'm having a great day.
901
00:39:34,642 --> 00:39:35,934
I would like a sandwich
for lunch.
902
00:39:35,935 --> 00:39:37,394
- Okay.
- You really supposed to--
903
00:39:37,395 --> 00:39:39,063
Would you like a six-inch
or a footlong?
904
00:39:39,064 --> 00:39:41,857
Okay. I want a six-inch
vegetarian sub, okay?
905
00:39:41,858 --> 00:39:43,985
- On wheat with chicken.
- Mm-hmm.
906
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:47,571
- Hmm.
- Okay.
907
00:39:47,572 --> 00:39:50,282
Uh... that-that doesn't make it
908
00:39:50,283 --> 00:39:51,950
a vegetarian sub
if you add chicken.
909
00:39:51,951 --> 00:39:54,495
No. I would like, like I said,
910
00:39:54,496 --> 00:39:57,831
a six-inch vegetarian sub
on wheat with chicken.
911
00:39:57,832 --> 00:39:59,625
I'm sorry, sir, we can't do that
912
00:39:59,626 --> 00:40:01,043
'cause that's not
a vegetarian sub.
913
00:40:01,044 --> 00:40:02,711
Motherfucker, it is.
914
00:40:02,712 --> 00:40:04,922
- I'm the customer.
- If you have chicken on it...
915
00:40:04,923 --> 00:40:06,757
See? That's exactly why
you couldn't work there.
916
00:40:06,758 --> 00:40:08,717
- But it's not vegetarian!
- It is vegetarian!
917
00:40:08,718 --> 00:40:11,720
There are rules here, sir.
There are rules.
918
00:40:11,721 --> 00:40:13,973
I can order whatever
the fuck I want. Alright?
919
00:40:14,391 --> 00:40:16,141
I want a orange Fanta
920
00:40:16,142 --> 00:40:17,476
with grape juice in it.
921
00:40:17,477 --> 00:40:19,144
You can serve
your own drink, sir.
922
00:40:19,145 --> 00:40:21,146
Here's your cup.
Go to the drink station.
923
00:40:21,147 --> 00:40:22,773
What type of racist shit
is that?!
924
00:40:23,942 --> 00:40:25,359
Fuck that.
I'm calling corporate.
925
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:27,277
Beep-beep-boop-beep-beep.
Corporate.
926
00:40:27,278 --> 00:40:30,781
Hey! This dude named Randy
that work at the Subway
927
00:40:30,782 --> 00:40:32,491
is a asshole, okay?
928
00:40:32,492 --> 00:40:35,453
He tried to make me
make my own fuckin' drink!
929
00:40:36,663 --> 00:40:37,996
Also this is
a Black man calling,
930
00:40:37,997 --> 00:40:39,248
so you know what that's about!
931
00:40:39,249 --> 00:40:40,709
Bye! Fired!
932
00:40:41,543 --> 00:40:43,293
- Shit.
- Alright. Alright.
933
00:40:43,294 --> 00:40:45,587
Well, you know what?
I'm not working at Subway,
934
00:40:45,588 --> 00:40:47,131
so... win-win.
935
00:40:47,132 --> 00:40:48,466
Medic 42.
936
00:40:49,175 --> 00:40:51,051
No. Come on!
937
00:40:51,052 --> 00:40:53,303
Not now. Don't take it.
No. No. No, Mike. Please.
938
00:40:53,304 --> 00:40:55,139
Come on, man. It's our job.
939
00:40:55,140 --> 00:40:56,640
- 42 is here. Go ahead.
- Oh, God.
940
00:40:56,641 --> 00:40:58,517
Medic 42,
emergency traffic.
941
00:40:58,518 --> 00:41:00,477
Respond emergent
in 33 Cooper Court.
942
00:41:00,478 --> 00:41:04,106
Oh man, I hope this patient
is dead so I can eat...
943
00:41:04,107 --> 00:41:06,233
...a taco.
944
00:41:20,331 --> 00:41:21,875
Oh, this is gonna be
fucked up.
945
00:41:26,963 --> 00:41:28,630
Hey. Hey. Sir?
946
00:41:28,631 --> 00:41:31,341
S-Sir, excuse me. We just--
We just wanna take a look at--
947
00:41:31,342 --> 00:41:32,719
- Yeah. Hey.
948
00:41:33,762 --> 00:41:36,638
- What?
- Hey, sir, uh...
949
00:41:36,639 --> 00:41:39,475
Why don't you get on the ground
so we can help you out, okay?
950
00:41:39,476 --> 00:41:41,518
- Here, come here.
- Should I take my helmet off?
951
00:41:41,519 --> 00:41:42,895
No!
952
00:41:42,896 --> 00:41:43,937
- No.
- No.
953
00:41:43,938 --> 00:41:45,689
Real s-- No! Okay.
954
00:41:45,690 --> 00:41:46,775
Goddamnit.
955
00:41:49,069 --> 00:41:50,527
- Better...
- Oh.
956
00:41:50,528 --> 00:41:52,863
You've had a little too much
to drink this afternoon?
957
00:41:52,864 --> 00:41:54,698
- Just a little.
- Be right back.
958
00:41:54,699 --> 00:41:55,950
I'ma get the rest
of the equipment.
959
00:41:56,743 --> 00:41:58,577
Hold C-spine, please, madame.
960
00:41:58,578 --> 00:42:00,454
- Yep.
- Thank you.
961
00:42:00,455 --> 00:42:01,955
Hello there. My name's Randy.
962
00:42:01,956 --> 00:42:03,957
We're gonna be taking you
to the hospital today.
963
00:42:03,958 --> 00:42:06,919
- What's your name?
- Uh, my name's Matt.
964
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:08,253
Or Matthew.
965
00:42:08,254 --> 00:42:09,381
Okay, Matthew.
966
00:42:10,090 --> 00:42:11,924
I'm, uh...
just wondering if you--
967
00:42:11,925 --> 00:42:14,009
Know what?
Maybe call me Matt, actually.
968
00:42:14,010 --> 00:42:16,220
- That feels more like...
- Okay, Matt.
969
00:42:16,221 --> 00:42:18,972
Matt it is.
Any other pain anywhere? Hmm?
970
00:42:18,973 --> 00:42:21,183
Eh, just like...
a little headache,
971
00:42:21,184 --> 00:42:22,894
but I don't think
it's a big deal, doc.
972
00:42:23,603 --> 00:42:25,646
Uh, not a doc. Paramedic.
973
00:42:25,647 --> 00:42:27,439
Can you tell us a bit
about what happened?
974
00:42:28,525 --> 00:42:29,817
Uh, yeah.
975
00:42:29,818 --> 00:42:31,151
- I crashed my bike--
976
00:42:31,152 --> 00:42:32,486
- Oh, hey!
- Okay!
977
00:42:32,487 --> 00:42:34,697
- We wanna hold you real still.
- Sorry.
978
00:42:34,698 --> 00:42:35,949
Real still.
979
00:42:37,909 --> 00:42:40,869
I don't have to go to the haps--
hospital, do I?
980
00:42:40,870 --> 00:42:42,079
'Cause I don't have insurance.
981
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:43,789
Matt, don't worry about that.
982
00:42:43,790 --> 00:42:46,625
They're just gonna send you
a soul-crushing bill later on.
983
00:42:46,626 --> 00:42:49,002
Excuse me. Excuse me.
I'm a nurse!
984
00:42:49,003 --> 00:42:50,922
Excuse me. I'm a nurse.
985
00:42:51,923 --> 00:42:54,049
I saw the ambulance
and figured you'd need help.
986
00:42:54,050 --> 00:42:55,426
Let's get this helmet off.
987
00:42:55,427 --> 00:42:56,593
You don't have to do that.
988
00:42:56,594 --> 00:42:58,887
Lady, I don't wanna be
mean to you
989
00:42:58,888 --> 00:43:00,806
'cause you remind me
of my auntie,
990
00:43:00,807 --> 00:43:02,057
but leave us the fuck alone.
991
00:43:02,058 --> 00:43:04,059
Is this like a turf war over me?
992
00:43:04,060 --> 00:43:05,687
Right. I need you
to bandage his eyes.
993
00:43:06,229 --> 00:43:07,605
What's wrong
with my eyes?
994
00:43:12,027 --> 00:43:14,028
Eyes. Both. Both eyes.
995
00:43:14,029 --> 00:43:15,946
Why? The other eye's fine.
996
00:43:15,947 --> 00:43:18,073
Not a democracy.
997
00:43:18,074 --> 00:43:20,242
- Both eyes.
- That doesn't make any sense.
998
00:43:20,243 --> 00:43:23,329
- Why would I do that?
- Both eyes.
999
00:43:28,418 --> 00:43:30,753
Hey, do you guys know
what you're doing?
1000
00:43:30,754 --> 00:43:33,088
Because, like, it sounds like
you don't agree.
1001
00:43:33,089 --> 00:43:35,299
Oh, we know exactly
what we're doing.
1002
00:43:35,300 --> 00:43:36,967
Let him see out of his good eye.
1003
00:43:36,968 --> 00:43:40,637
Taggert! Escort this lady
out of my presence immediately.
1004
00:43:40,638 --> 00:43:41,723
What?
1005
00:43:42,307 --> 00:43:44,099
- Come with me, ma'am. Let's go.
- Out.
1006
00:43:44,100 --> 00:43:45,559
I'm not leaving my patient.
1007
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:47,519
- Mm-hmm.
- No. This is my patient!
1008
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:48,520
Mine!
1009
00:43:52,525 --> 00:43:53,942
Sorry.
I'm trying to understand.
1010
00:43:53,943 --> 00:43:55,235
Did you have me wrap both eyes
1011
00:43:55,236 --> 00:43:56,820
because you didn't want him
to panic?
1012
00:43:56,821 --> 00:43:58,697
What did I say?
Not in front of the patient.
1013
00:43:58,698 --> 00:44:00,699
- I-I don't understand.
- Not in front of the patient!
1014
00:44:00,700 --> 00:44:03,035
- I'm trying to understand.
- Dictator, remember? Dictator!
1015
00:44:03,036 --> 00:44:04,536
Yeah, dic-something.
1016
00:44:04,537 --> 00:44:06,373
I can hear you guys.
1017
00:44:06,790 --> 00:44:09,792
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is Matt, or Matty.
1018
00:44:09,793 --> 00:44:11,752
- 42-year-old male.
- Matthew.
1019
00:44:11,753 --> 00:44:13,796
Conscious but not alert.
ETOH on board.
1020
00:44:13,797 --> 00:44:15,381
Penetrating injury
to his right eye.
1021
00:44:15,382 --> 00:44:18,175
As far as we can tell,
no neuro involvement.
1022
00:44:18,176 --> 00:44:21,595
Vitals are stable. No SOB
or other injuries detected.
1023
00:44:21,596 --> 00:44:23,390
Wow. That wasn't
interesting at all.
1024
00:44:23,807 --> 00:44:25,724
'Cause to me,
what I'm seeing here
1025
00:44:25,725 --> 00:44:27,602
is a stick in the eye!
1026
00:44:29,479 --> 00:44:30,397
What?
1027
00:44:30,980 --> 00:44:32,982
I'm sorry, sir.
Your eye, it's, um...
1028
00:44:33,983 --> 00:44:34,901
jelly.
1029
00:44:35,485 --> 00:44:36,777
Aw, man!
1030
00:44:36,778 --> 00:44:38,904
I can sew it up
and give you an eye patch.
1031
00:44:38,905 --> 00:44:41,031
That's the best I can do
for you, though.
1032
00:44:41,032 --> 00:44:43,284
You can thank your friends
in EMS.
1033
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:46,371
I did everything right.
1034
00:44:46,955 --> 00:44:48,498
Get out of my ER.
1035
00:44:56,506 --> 00:44:58,007
That guy's a dick.
1036
00:44:58,758 --> 00:45:00,592
- No, no, no.
1037
00:45:00,593 --> 00:45:01,969
No, no. Why both eyes?
1038
00:45:01,970 --> 00:45:03,595
- It is a reasonable question.
- Listen.
1039
00:45:03,596 --> 00:45:04,972
Our patient is scared
and confused
1040
00:45:04,973 --> 00:45:06,974
and he needs to know we know
what the fuck we're doing.
1041
00:45:06,975 --> 00:45:08,475
So stop asking questions
in front of him
1042
00:45:08,476 --> 00:45:09,685
like a fucking five-year-old.
1043
00:45:09,686 --> 00:45:11,311
Know what? I came here
to learn from you
1044
00:45:11,312 --> 00:45:13,147
because I thought you had
something to teach me.
1045
00:45:13,148 --> 00:45:14,398
Instead, you give me bullshit
1046
00:45:14,399 --> 00:45:15,649
about how saving lives
doesn't matter
1047
00:45:15,650 --> 00:45:16,859
because you're dead inside.
1048
00:45:16,860 --> 00:45:18,736
You're everything
I don't want to be. Everything.
1049
00:45:18,737 --> 00:45:20,946
- Shh! Shh!
- Top to bottom. What kind of--
1050
00:45:20,947 --> 00:45:23,073
Boo-hoo. Are you jaded?
Are you Mr. Tough Guy?
1051
00:45:23,074 --> 00:45:24,867
- What's behind the eyes?
- The brain.
1052
00:45:24,868 --> 00:45:27,369
Right. And do we want that stick
moving, carving up the brain?
1053
00:45:27,370 --> 00:45:29,121
- No, we don't.
- No. We do not. Right?
1054
00:45:29,122 --> 00:45:30,831
- How many eyes do we have?
- Oh, come on.
1055
00:45:30,832 --> 00:45:33,375
- How many eyes do we have?!
- Two! We have two.
1056
00:45:33,376 --> 00:45:34,753
Do they work independently?
1057
00:45:36,629 --> 00:45:38,088
Oh, shit.
1058
00:45:38,089 --> 00:45:39,340
Yeah.
1059
00:45:40,008 --> 00:45:41,342
Where one eye moves...
1060
00:45:42,802 --> 00:45:43,803
the other one follows.
1061
00:45:44,679 --> 00:45:46,055
They move in tandem.
1062
00:45:46,056 --> 00:45:47,514
How far is that stick
back there?
1063
00:45:47,515 --> 00:45:49,183
We don't know.
Is it digging up the brain?
1064
00:45:49,184 --> 00:45:50,601
We don't know.
1065
00:45:50,602 --> 00:45:53,479
Our job is to stop the trauma
1066
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:56,066
and get him into the ER
as soon as possible.
1067
00:46:01,738 --> 00:46:02,822
Listen.
1068
00:46:04,032 --> 00:46:05,574
The problem at an accident scene
1069
00:46:05,575 --> 00:46:07,743
is everyone is so amped up
and full of adrenaline
1070
00:46:07,744 --> 00:46:09,078
they get tunnel vision.
1071
00:46:09,079 --> 00:46:11,455
They're just looking
at the one problem.
1072
00:46:11,456 --> 00:46:13,416
They're not seeing
the big picture.
1073
00:46:14,542 --> 00:46:17,378
Our job, while everyone else
is freaking out,
1074
00:46:17,379 --> 00:46:20,297
is to take a deep breath,
step back,
1075
00:46:20,298 --> 00:46:22,050
and see the whole thing.
1076
00:46:26,554 --> 00:46:27,597
You're right.
1077
00:46:28,306 --> 00:46:30,266
- Sorry?
- You're right.
1078
00:46:32,435 --> 00:46:34,186
I didn't think about that.
Thank you.
1079
00:46:34,187 --> 00:46:35,230
Uh...
1080
00:46:36,314 --> 00:46:37,856
Okay. Uh...
1081
00:46:37,857 --> 00:46:40,150
and I shouldn't have questioned
you in front of a patient.
1082
00:46:40,151 --> 00:46:41,735
I'm sorry.
1083
00:46:41,736 --> 00:46:43,029
It won't happen again.
1084
00:46:48,410 --> 00:46:49,536
Are we good?
1085
00:46:55,166 --> 00:46:56,668
Yeah. Yeah, we're good.
1086
00:46:59,045 --> 00:47:00,088
Well...
1087
00:47:09,305 --> 00:47:11,223
Let's get a burger
before I drop dead.
1088
00:47:11,224 --> 00:47:13,100
Did you put that dipshit
in his place?
1089
00:47:13,101 --> 00:47:14,185
No.
1090
00:47:15,353 --> 00:47:17,187
Because he was right
and I was wrong.
1091
00:47:17,188 --> 00:47:20,859
Okay, look. Randy can be
an asshole sometimes, you know?
1092
00:47:22,318 --> 00:47:24,862
Okay, yes, he's a asshole
all the damn time.
1093
00:47:24,863 --> 00:47:27,823
But there's nobody else I would
ride with other than him.
1094
00:47:27,824 --> 00:47:29,241
- Jesus!
1095
00:47:29,242 --> 00:47:30,994
What the hell, man?!
1096
00:47:31,494 --> 00:47:32,828
- What are you--
- He's falling apart.
1097
00:47:32,829 --> 00:47:34,204
Pedestrians have
the right of way!
1098
00:47:34,205 --> 00:47:35,581
You almost killed me, dude!
1099
00:47:35,582 --> 00:47:36,999
We all end up like that?
1100
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,959
- Calling yourself a paramedic!
- A broken mess?
1101
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:40,295
Get out!
1102
00:47:41,504 --> 00:47:42,756
Hey. Hey. Hey.
1103
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:45,759
Can we go? Please? I'm hungry.
1104
00:47:46,509 --> 00:47:47,468
- Okay.
- Alright.
1105
00:47:47,469 --> 00:47:49,303
Let's go feed this motherfucker.
1106
00:48:14,204 --> 00:48:15,205
Stop!
1107
00:48:15,872 --> 00:48:17,122
- Okay?
- What?
1108
00:48:17,123 --> 00:48:18,457
What you're doing
is fuckin' disgusting.
1109
00:48:18,458 --> 00:48:20,125
- I'm hungry.
- What you mean, you hungry?
1110
00:48:20,126 --> 00:48:21,377
Just puttin' shit in your mouth.
1111
00:48:21,378 --> 00:48:23,253
You're eatin' like
a fuckin' Pac-Man.
1112
00:48:23,254 --> 00:48:25,672
You know something?
I don't even wanna eat no more.
1113
00:48:25,673 --> 00:48:28,675
You just-- I done lost
my appetite watchin' you eat.
1114
00:48:28,676 --> 00:48:30,344
Pretty soon,
I'm starting this job,
1115
00:48:30,345 --> 00:48:32,096
I'm gonna have
a real lunch hour.
1116
00:48:32,097 --> 00:48:35,349
One hour every single day.
1117
00:48:35,350 --> 00:48:36,767
I'm gonna work nine to five.
1118
00:48:36,768 --> 00:48:38,560
I'm gonna go home,
I'm gonna sleep.
1119
00:48:38,561 --> 00:48:40,270
Hey.
1120
00:48:40,271 --> 00:48:42,857
Excuse me.
Um, are you an ambulance driver?
1121
00:48:43,900 --> 00:48:45,567
- Paramedic.
- Okay. Wait.
1122
00:48:45,568 --> 00:48:47,528
Can I just ask you one question?
1123
00:48:47,529 --> 00:48:49,780
Okay. Can I just have
like ten more minutes
1124
00:48:49,781 --> 00:48:51,490
and then I'll answer
whatever question you have.
1125
00:48:51,491 --> 00:48:52,908
Wait, just one thing.
Super quick.
1126
00:48:52,909 --> 00:48:55,537
What's the worst thing
that you've ever seen?
1127
00:48:58,164 --> 00:49:00,332
Why do people
always ask me that?
1128
00:49:00,333 --> 00:49:03,293
I mean, I get that
there's a morbid fascination,
1129
00:49:03,294 --> 00:49:06,339
but I mean,
why do they ask me that?
1130
00:49:07,132 --> 00:49:09,633
What's the worst thing
that's ever happened to you?
1131
00:49:09,634 --> 00:49:11,176
You want to think about
that right now?
1132
00:49:11,177 --> 00:49:12,261
I sure don't.
1133
00:49:12,262 --> 00:49:15,139
I have seen
some terrible things.
1134
00:49:15,140 --> 00:49:18,226
I know things that
you do not want to know.
1135
00:49:21,062 --> 00:49:23,940
I know what brains smell like.
1136
00:49:24,649 --> 00:49:27,276
Brains have a distinct smell.
Did you know that?
1137
00:49:27,277 --> 00:49:29,486
Sometimes I smell it
when I come out of the ambulance
1138
00:49:29,487 --> 00:49:32,781
and I know right then and there,
better watch my step
1139
00:49:32,782 --> 00:49:36,953
or else I'll slip and fall in
some poor dead soul's memories.
1140
00:49:41,750 --> 00:49:42,959
You know what's in there?
1141
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:45,586
Dead two-year-old.
1142
00:49:45,587 --> 00:49:49,424
She got decapitated
by the seat belt upon impact.
1143
00:49:49,549 --> 00:49:51,216
Wanna look in there?
1144
00:49:51,217 --> 00:49:53,385
You want that image seared
into your brain
1145
00:49:53,386 --> 00:49:54,762
forever and ever?
1146
00:49:54,763 --> 00:49:56,890
Well, someone's gotta
look inside.
1147
00:49:57,974 --> 00:50:00,559
Someone's gotta have that image
1148
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:02,854
in their brain
for the rest of their lives.
1149
00:50:03,938 --> 00:50:05,231
I'm that somebody.
1150
00:50:06,107 --> 00:50:08,317
That's not even the worst thing
I've seen.
1151
00:50:08,318 --> 00:50:11,529
So we get a call,
unknown medical,
1152
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:14,032
neighbor's complaining
about smells.
1153
00:50:14,949 --> 00:50:16,450
Go into the apartment,
meet the woman,
1154
00:50:16,451 --> 00:50:18,160
she seems totally normal,
1155
00:50:18,161 --> 00:50:21,538
but apparently she's suffering
from postpartum depression.
1156
00:50:21,539 --> 00:50:23,375
So I ask her,
"Where's the baby?"
1157
00:50:24,250 --> 00:50:25,418
"Where is the baby?"
1158
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:29,004
Sure enough, there it is,
in the microwave.
1159
00:50:29,005 --> 00:50:31,673
- Stop.
- And its face...
1160
00:50:31,674 --> 00:50:33,634
was like melted cheese.
1161
00:50:33,635 --> 00:50:35,886
Oh my God.
1162
00:50:35,887 --> 00:50:38,430
That is the worst thing
I've ever heard in my life.
1163
00:50:38,431 --> 00:50:41,934
I know!
I ordered it medium rare!
1164
00:50:44,229 --> 00:50:45,229
Ah, come on!
1165
00:50:45,230 --> 00:50:46,731
- What the fuck?
- Come on!
1166
00:50:48,983 --> 00:50:50,567
Hey, come on.
Don't be like that.
1167
00:50:50,568 --> 00:50:51,985
You wanted to know.
1168
00:50:51,986 --> 00:50:53,988
You don't want
your chicken sandwich?
1169
00:50:54,948 --> 00:50:57,908
You gonna finish that?
1170
00:50:57,909 --> 00:51:00,745
Okay, so, there wasn't actually
a baby in the microwave.
1171
00:51:06,584 --> 00:51:10,045
See, that's what it is.
You still new to all this.
1172
00:51:10,046 --> 00:51:11,964
And you ain't seen shit yet.
1173
00:51:11,965 --> 00:51:14,049
Like, nothing. Not at all.
1174
00:51:14,050 --> 00:51:15,801
You still got
all that resilience in you.
1175
00:51:15,802 --> 00:51:18,721
You got the emotional reserves
in the bank.
1176
00:51:18,722 --> 00:51:20,222
You got all that in there.
1177
00:51:20,223 --> 00:51:21,306
And when bad shit happen,
1178
00:51:21,307 --> 00:51:23,268
you still got that cushion
inside.
1179
00:51:24,269 --> 00:51:26,395
Yeah, but when you been
doin' this long enough...
1180
00:51:28,523 --> 00:51:30,275
...you run out
of those reserves.
1181
00:51:31,276 --> 00:51:33,235
Yeah, but you keep doing it.
1182
00:51:33,236 --> 00:51:35,195
Aw, hell no.
1183
00:51:35,196 --> 00:51:37,198
Shit, I'm goin' to law school
in six months.
1184
00:51:38,324 --> 00:51:39,701
- What?
- Yeah.
1185
00:51:40,744 --> 00:51:41,911
Why law school?
1186
00:51:43,079 --> 00:51:44,913
You know who gets
fucked over more
1187
00:51:44,914 --> 00:51:46,958
than anybody in this country?
1188
00:51:48,126 --> 00:51:49,627
Hardworking people.
1189
00:51:51,212 --> 00:51:53,006
Hardworking people.
1190
00:51:53,923 --> 00:51:55,383
Perfect example: My mom.
1191
00:51:57,552 --> 00:52:00,597
She, uh, passed two years ago
of-of cancer.
1192
00:52:03,183 --> 00:52:05,518
And two years before that,
she went to the hospital
1193
00:52:05,977 --> 00:52:08,020
'cause she knew something
was wrong.
1194
00:52:08,021 --> 00:52:09,981
You know,
and they checked her out.
1195
00:52:10,857 --> 00:52:12,359
Her insurance covered that.
1196
00:52:13,693 --> 00:52:16,112
They diagnosed her,
and her insurance covered that.
1197
00:52:18,281 --> 00:52:22,202
But when it came
to actually helping her...
1198
00:52:23,661 --> 00:52:26,163
they told her she didn't have
the right policy.
1199
00:52:26,164 --> 00:52:28,665
She did her best. She was
calling the insurance company
1200
00:52:28,666 --> 00:52:31,544
and... arguing
and fighting and...
1201
00:52:33,505 --> 00:52:35,757
But as she was doing that,
the cancer spread.
1202
00:52:40,053 --> 00:52:41,221
And she died.
1203
00:52:43,765 --> 00:52:45,349
Wasn't even about the doctors
at that point.
1204
00:52:45,350 --> 00:52:46,851
She needed a lawyer.
1205
00:52:48,478 --> 00:52:51,064
Look, I wanna help people.
That's why I became EMS.
1206
00:52:52,649 --> 00:52:54,693
You know?
I want to make a difference.
1207
00:52:57,362 --> 00:52:59,406
And I don't feel like
that's what we doin', man.
1208
00:53:03,660 --> 00:53:04,828
Also, I...
1209
00:53:05,870 --> 00:53:08,080
would love to not make
minimum wage anymore.
1210
00:53:08,081 --> 00:53:10,290
- I'm broke as fuck.
1211
00:53:10,291 --> 00:53:12,585
I'm taking all this shit home
and warm it up later.
1212
00:53:13,336 --> 00:53:14,629
I don't have a goddamn thing.
1213
00:53:35,316 --> 00:53:37,151
Well, you know,
it's nighttime now,
1214
00:53:37,152 --> 00:53:40,071
so it's 'bout to get
really weird.
1215
00:53:40,739 --> 00:53:43,198
- Weird.
- Weird how?
1216
00:53:43,199 --> 00:53:45,868
Medic 42,
respond to A143 Orange Avenue
1217
00:53:45,869 --> 00:53:47,077
for a psychiatric patient.
1218
00:53:47,078 --> 00:53:48,997
Shit, man. It's the president.
1219
00:53:54,461 --> 00:53:57,463
I'm the president
of the United States!
1220
00:53:57,464 --> 00:53:59,465
Ah! Shit! He hit me in my nuts!
1221
00:53:59,466 --> 00:54:01,550
Mike! Help! Mike!
1222
00:54:01,551 --> 00:54:03,677
Get your hands off my friend,
motherfucker!
1223
00:54:03,678 --> 00:54:05,304
- Mike!
1224
00:54:05,305 --> 00:54:06,890
- Ah!
1225
00:54:07,390 --> 00:54:08,808
Hit him with something!
1226
00:54:10,310 --> 00:54:13,145
Not fruit!
Don't hit him with fruit!
1227
00:54:13,146 --> 00:54:14,772
Call another ambulance!
1228
00:54:14,773 --> 00:54:16,940
Charlie, we're trying
to fucking help you!
1229
00:54:16,941 --> 00:54:18,943
- Stop it!
- I'm the president!
1230
00:54:19,694 --> 00:54:22,030
I'm the president
of the United States!
1231
00:54:22,781 --> 00:54:24,823
This is what happened last time.
1232
00:54:24,824 --> 00:54:28,202
So that is why we gotta get him
in the ambulance peacefully
1233
00:54:28,203 --> 00:54:30,496
or he will kick
the living shit out of us.
1234
00:54:30,497 --> 00:54:33,123
He sounds like he needs to be
in a psychiatric facility.
1235
00:54:33,124 --> 00:54:35,876
No, no, no, no, no.
Look, he's a sweetheart, man.
1236
00:54:35,877 --> 00:54:37,754
He don't mean any harm,
you know?
1237
00:54:39,047 --> 00:54:40,631
That's usually
when he's on his meds.
1238
00:54:40,632 --> 00:54:43,592
Now, if he's off his meds,
it's a different story.
1239
00:54:43,593 --> 00:54:44,802
Plus it's the end of the month.
1240
00:54:44,803 --> 00:54:46,638
What happens
at the end of the month?
1241
00:54:47,389 --> 00:54:50,057
Look, the system give him
20 pills a month, right?
1242
00:54:50,058 --> 00:54:51,601
But there's 30 days in a month.
1243
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:54,812
What do you think Charlie do
with those other ten days?
1244
00:54:54,813 --> 00:54:56,481
- Loses his shit.
1245
00:54:57,232 --> 00:54:59,191
Sometimes he makes it
to the end of the month,
1246
00:54:59,192 --> 00:55:00,484
sometimes he don't.
1247
00:55:00,485 --> 00:55:01,778
Right now look like he didn't.
1248
00:55:02,445 --> 00:55:03,947
So we're not calling PD?
1249
00:55:06,199 --> 00:55:07,741
- No.
- No.
1250
00:55:07,742 --> 00:55:11,203
Look, look, look.
Charlie is a 6'6" Black man
1251
00:55:11,204 --> 00:55:13,163
with mental health issues.
1252
00:55:13,164 --> 00:55:14,623
Would you call the police?
1253
00:55:25,427 --> 00:55:27,052
Hey, Mike, kill the lights.
1254
00:55:27,053 --> 00:55:29,346
We don't wanna set him off
any more than he already is.
1255
00:55:32,267 --> 00:55:35,311
I'm the president
of the United States!
1256
00:55:40,191 --> 00:55:41,984
I hate the end of the month.
1257
00:55:47,032 --> 00:55:48,908
- Wait, wait, wait.
1258
00:55:49,617 --> 00:55:51,869
- Hey.
1259
00:55:51,870 --> 00:55:54,413
- You have all your teeth?
- Yeah.
1260
00:55:54,414 --> 00:55:56,623
Then you're gonna wanna stay
about, oh, I don't know...
1261
00:55:56,624 --> 00:55:58,208
- Oh.
- ...that far back.
1262
00:55:58,209 --> 00:55:59,377
Alright. Alright.
1263
00:55:59,794 --> 00:56:00,962
Alright, look.
1264
00:56:01,379 --> 00:56:03,297
- Y'all ready?
- Ready.
1265
00:56:03,298 --> 00:56:04,841
Okay, I'm 'bout to knock.
1266
00:56:11,181 --> 00:56:12,306
- Secret Service!
1267
00:56:12,307 --> 00:56:13,807
- Shit.
1268
00:56:13,808 --> 00:56:16,560
- Uh, h-hey, Mr. President.
1269
00:56:16,561 --> 00:56:18,520
Look, look, um...
The Secret Service, man.
1270
00:56:18,521 --> 00:56:20,732
We here to evacuate you
and take you to the White House.
1271
00:56:22,233 --> 00:56:24,402
What about the first lady
and the vice president?
1272
00:56:27,781 --> 00:56:29,531
We're gonna send
a second chopper.
1273
00:56:29,532 --> 00:56:30,491
Mm-hmm.
1274
00:56:30,492 --> 00:56:32,034
We're not leaving anyone behind.
1275
00:56:32,035 --> 00:56:33,369
- Okay.
- Okay?
1276
00:56:33,370 --> 00:56:34,828
- Top secret.
- Top secret, so lay low.
1277
00:56:34,829 --> 00:56:36,121
Come. Sir.
1278
00:56:36,122 --> 00:56:38,083
- Come on.
- Please. Please. Come. Come.
1279
00:56:39,084 --> 00:56:40,001
Come on.
1280
00:56:41,586 --> 00:56:44,672
Stay low. Stay low.
Watch for snipers, sir.
1281
00:56:46,007 --> 00:56:48,008
Right this way, sir.
Right this way.
1282
00:56:48,009 --> 00:56:50,220
- Here we go.
- No.
1283
00:56:51,262 --> 00:56:53,055
- No.
- It's the chopper.
1284
00:56:53,056 --> 00:56:54,973
Hey, show him
that it's the chopper. Like...
1285
00:56:54,974 --> 00:56:56,934
The chopper's right here, sir.
1286
00:56:59,688 --> 00:57:02,940
Right this way.
1287
00:57:02,941 --> 00:57:05,359
Come on, man. You got this.
Come on. It's good.
1288
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:07,111
Alright, we got Mr. President
with us.
1289
00:57:07,112 --> 00:57:09,322
- Come on, sir.
1290
00:57:13,410 --> 00:57:14,535
Shit.
1291
00:57:14,536 --> 00:57:16,370
- Hey. Hey. Hey.
- No. Hey. Hey.
1292
00:57:16,371 --> 00:57:17,830
Officers. Excuse me.
1293
00:57:17,831 --> 00:57:20,874
Uh, hey, we've got this
totally under control, okay?
1294
00:57:20,875 --> 00:57:22,626
This is, uh, a patient of ours.
1295
00:57:22,627 --> 00:57:24,002
He's having an episode
right now.
1296
00:57:24,003 --> 00:57:25,504
- There's really, uh...
1297
00:57:25,505 --> 00:57:26,922
- Calm down.
- No reason to panic.
1298
00:57:26,923 --> 00:57:27,923
Just relax.
1299
00:57:27,924 --> 00:57:29,967
We just came here to help.
We got a call.
1300
00:57:29,968 --> 00:57:31,135
Just back up.
1301
00:57:31,136 --> 00:57:32,803
If you could please
turn off your lights.
1302
00:57:32,804 --> 00:57:35,097
- We got a call...
- Got a psychiatric patient.
1303
00:57:35,098 --> 00:57:37,057
The lights are gonna make him
really nervous.
1304
00:57:37,058 --> 00:57:38,851
Calm down, alright?
1305
00:57:38,852 --> 00:57:41,395
- I'm the president.
- I know you are. You are.
1306
00:57:41,396 --> 00:57:43,105
I'm the president
of the United States.
1307
00:57:43,106 --> 00:57:45,315
- We're just here to help.
- He's having an episode.
1308
00:57:45,316 --> 00:57:47,526
Just back up. Back it up! Now.
1309
00:57:47,527 --> 00:57:49,194
Listen. But you gotta chill.
1310
00:57:49,195 --> 00:57:50,446
Just relax, okay? We got you.
1311
00:57:50,447 --> 00:57:51,947
- I'm the president.
- I know.
1312
00:57:51,948 --> 00:57:53,574
- But you gotta stay calm.
- I'm the president!
1313
00:57:53,575 --> 00:57:55,034
- Please.
- I'm the president!
1314
00:57:55,035 --> 00:57:56,577
- Calm down!
- I'm the president!
1315
00:57:56,578 --> 00:57:58,037
I'm the president
of the United States!
1316
00:57:58,038 --> 00:57:59,455
- Whoa!
- No, no, no, no, no!
1317
00:58:01,916 --> 00:58:04,293
- I'm the president!
- Hey, chill! Chill! Chill!
1318
00:58:04,294 --> 00:58:05,627
Calm him down.
1319
00:58:05,628 --> 00:58:07,421
No. Please.
You do not have to do this.
1320
00:58:07,422 --> 00:58:08,797
- Ma'am, back up.
- Okay.
1321
00:58:08,798 --> 00:58:10,340
Please, you've gotta put
the guns down!
1322
00:58:10,341 --> 00:58:12,092
He's not a danger!
1323
00:58:12,093 --> 00:58:14,219
- I'm the president!
- Now!
1324
00:58:14,220 --> 00:58:15,554
- Now!
- Come on!
1325
00:58:15,555 --> 00:58:18,307
- I'm the president!
- Calm him down, or I will!
1326
00:58:18,308 --> 00:58:20,601
- I will! Okay. Okay.
- Right now! Or we will.
1327
00:58:20,602 --> 00:58:22,144
- Okay, let me--
- Right now!
1328
00:58:22,145 --> 00:58:24,563
- Hey. Hey. Hey. Calm down.
1329
00:58:24,564 --> 00:58:26,190
Look at me. Look at me.
1330
00:58:26,191 --> 00:58:28,609
Look at me. Calm--
You gotta calm down, man.
1331
00:58:28,610 --> 00:58:31,028
Please, please calm down for me.
1332
00:58:31,029 --> 00:58:32,946
- Okay?
1333
00:58:32,947 --> 00:58:35,992
Please calm down.
They don't give a fuck, man.
1334
00:58:37,202 --> 00:58:39,078
But I give a fuck, okay?
1335
00:58:39,079 --> 00:58:40,830
Hey, hey, Mr. President.
1336
00:58:42,457 --> 00:58:43,750
Charlie.
1337
00:58:45,126 --> 00:58:46,795
I see you, okay?
1338
00:58:48,546 --> 00:58:50,215
I see you and I got you.
1339
00:58:52,258 --> 00:58:54,177
But you gotta calm down, okay?
1340
00:58:55,261 --> 00:58:57,596
I don't want anything
to happen to you.
1341
00:58:57,597 --> 00:58:59,432
I won't let nothin'
happen to you.
1342
00:59:00,433 --> 00:59:02,726
Just calm down. Okay?
1343
00:59:02,727 --> 00:59:05,437
Okay. Okay.
1344
00:59:05,438 --> 00:59:06,356
Hey...
1345
00:59:08,316 --> 00:59:10,317
As you can see,
he's calmed down, okay?
1346
00:59:10,318 --> 00:59:13,028
I'm EMS.
1347
00:59:13,029 --> 00:59:15,155
That's our ambulance
right there. We got him.
1348
00:59:15,156 --> 00:59:17,617
Okay? He's just havin'
an episode today.
1349
00:59:18,451 --> 00:59:19,785
Alright?
1350
00:59:19,786 --> 00:59:21,830
Just put the guns down, alright?
1351
00:59:24,749 --> 00:59:25,875
Please.
1352
00:59:29,421 --> 00:59:30,338
Okay.
1353
00:59:31,548 --> 00:59:32,799
Alright.
1354
00:59:34,300 --> 00:59:36,428
Hey. Hey! Look at me.
1355
00:59:37,554 --> 00:59:38,722
I'm proud of you, man.
1356
00:59:42,142 --> 00:59:43,101
Thank you.
1357
00:59:44,811 --> 00:59:46,062
Thank you.
1358
00:59:47,355 --> 00:59:48,439
I'm good.
1359
00:59:58,616 --> 01:00:00,994
- This way.
- Everything's fine, okay?
1360
01:00:01,911 --> 01:00:03,246
Just have a seat.
1361
01:00:03,997 --> 01:00:05,873
She's gonna belt you in, okay?
1362
01:00:05,874 --> 01:00:09,002
We can't take off until
we get you belted in, okay?
1363
01:00:43,828 --> 01:00:45,705
I'm the president
of the United States!
1364
01:00:46,956 --> 01:00:48,707
I'm the president
of the United States!
1365
01:00:54,172 --> 01:00:57,050
I'm the president
of the United States!
1366
01:00:57,550 --> 01:00:59,218
I can't fuckin' do the IV!
1367
01:00:59,219 --> 01:01:01,220
- Okay, I got it. Just breathe.
- I can't get it!
1368
01:01:01,221 --> 01:01:03,180
I'm the president
of the United States!
1369
01:01:06,267 --> 01:01:08,228
I'm the president
of the United States!
1370
01:01:09,062 --> 01:01:11,939
Randy, can you do me a favor
and maybe, um...
1371
01:01:11,940 --> 01:01:14,358
maybe keep the president calm
for a little bit?
1372
01:01:14,359 --> 01:01:16,778
Yeah, I'm on it.
1373
01:01:17,737 --> 01:01:20,698
County ER, it's, uh, Medic 42.
1374
01:01:20,699 --> 01:01:22,325
Can I get a physician on?
1375
01:01:23,159 --> 01:01:24,952
Copy. Standby.
1376
01:01:24,953 --> 01:01:27,204
I need a doctor's permission
to administer a sedative.
1377
01:01:27,205 --> 01:01:28,664
This is Dr. Serano. What?
1378
01:01:28,665 --> 01:01:31,792
Uh, yeah, Dr. Serano,
this is Paramedic Randy.
1379
01:01:31,793 --> 01:01:34,169
Uh, currently en route
to your facility,
1380
01:01:34,170 --> 01:01:36,422
and an emergent
psychiatric patient.
1381
01:01:36,423 --> 01:01:38,841
Patient was uncontrollable
at scene
1382
01:01:38,842 --> 01:01:41,260
and actively fighting
the restraints.
1383
01:01:41,261 --> 01:01:43,220
Uh, blood pressure 172 over 100.
1384
01:01:43,221 --> 01:01:46,306
Seeking two milligrams
of atropine for sedation.
1385
01:01:46,307 --> 01:01:48,225
- Wait.
- Atropine?
1386
01:01:48,226 --> 01:01:49,852
Yeah, for sedation. Yes.
1387
01:01:49,853 --> 01:01:51,478
Atropine?
1388
01:01:51,479 --> 01:01:53,731
Do you mean Ativan?
1389
01:01:53,732 --> 01:01:56,484
Are you trying to kill
your patient, Paramedic Randy?
1390
01:01:57,068 --> 01:01:58,403
Fuck!
1391
01:01:58,903 --> 01:02:00,404
Ativan. Yes, Ativan.
1392
01:02:00,405 --> 01:02:02,406
Two milligrams for sedation.
1393
01:02:02,407 --> 01:02:05,117
Uh, ETA ten minutes.
1394
01:02:05,118 --> 01:02:06,535
Wonderful.
1395
01:02:06,536 --> 01:02:08,704
Try not to murder anyone
on the way.
1396
01:02:08,705 --> 01:02:10,039
Fuck.
1397
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:12,374
It had to be Serano. Fuck!
1398
01:02:28,099 --> 01:02:29,683
Shit! You scared me.
1399
01:02:29,684 --> 01:02:31,393
Oh, please.
1400
01:02:31,394 --> 01:02:32,937
Give me a fuckin' break.
1401
01:02:33,688 --> 01:02:36,899
Hey. You know, there are three
other hospitals in this area.
1402
01:02:36,900 --> 01:02:38,776
Why don't you drop your patients
in one of them, huh?
1403
01:02:38,777 --> 01:02:40,903
It's a busy night.
It's not up to me.
1404
01:02:43,031 --> 01:02:46,325
You take care of what,
one patient at a time?
1405
01:02:46,326 --> 01:02:49,704
I got 25 full beds in there, man.
1406
01:02:50,580 --> 01:02:52,832
I got a waiting room
with an eight-hour wait.
1407
01:02:54,084 --> 01:02:57,962
I got emergency codes going off
upstairs constantly.
1408
01:02:59,255 --> 01:03:02,549
I got an administration
that won't hire enough staff,
1409
01:03:02,550 --> 01:03:05,969
and simultaneously tell me
that I gotta be fuckin' nicer?
1410
01:03:05,970 --> 01:03:09,808
I gotta be nicer
and I gotta be faster.
1411
01:03:10,266 --> 01:03:13,143
This whole building
is on my shoulders, man.
1412
01:03:13,144 --> 01:03:16,981
And now, now I gotta take time
to fix your mistakes.
1413
01:03:18,066 --> 01:03:19,483
Well, I got a better idea.
1414
01:03:19,484 --> 01:03:21,443
Maybe you take
your bullshit patients
1415
01:03:21,444 --> 01:03:22,987
somewhere the fuck else.
1416
01:03:24,572 --> 01:03:27,825
Dr. Serano,
come to emergency, please.
1417
01:03:27,826 --> 01:03:29,827
Well, you'll excuse me.
1418
01:03:29,828 --> 01:03:32,163
I gotta go back
to never being done.
1419
01:03:37,544 --> 01:03:38,795
Alright, here we go.
1420
01:03:39,921 --> 01:03:41,213
- Let's go.
- Watch this.
1421
01:03:41,214 --> 01:03:43,298
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Can you handle the heat?
1422
01:03:43,299 --> 01:03:45,093
I got it, playboy. Come on, now.
1423
01:03:45,885 --> 01:03:47,553
- Oh!
1424
01:03:51,266 --> 01:03:52,975
- Whoo!
- Oh, yeah?
1425
01:03:52,976 --> 01:03:55,352
- That's not a home run.
- That's a home run, man.
1426
01:03:55,353 --> 01:03:57,271
You didn't even make it
to the sidewalk.
1427
01:03:57,272 --> 01:03:58,564
Went right over your head.
1428
01:03:58,565 --> 01:04:01,150
The gutter is the home run line.
1429
01:04:01,151 --> 01:04:03,068
- That's bullshit.
- Oh, shit. That ain't bullshit.
1430
01:04:03,069 --> 01:04:04,319
That's a fuckin' home run.
1431
01:04:04,320 --> 01:04:06,280
- Don't be a hater.
- Go get your ball.
1432
01:04:06,281 --> 01:04:08,282
- I'm up.
- No. No. What...
1433
01:04:08,283 --> 01:04:10,243
Know something?
This is crazy that this is...
1434
01:04:10,869 --> 01:04:13,245
We been doin' this silly shit
for three years now.
1435
01:04:13,246 --> 01:04:14,580
You gon' miss me?
1436
01:04:14,581 --> 01:04:15,749
Oh...
1437
01:04:16,249 --> 01:04:18,043
We're gonna see each other.
We'll hang out.
1438
01:04:18,752 --> 01:04:20,295
What you mean?
We don't hang out.
1439
01:04:20,879 --> 01:04:23,005
Yeah, we do.
What are we doin' right now?
1440
01:04:23,006 --> 01:04:24,590
Dude, this don't count.
We're at work.
1441
01:04:24,591 --> 01:04:26,341
- This is fun, it's friendship.
- This is work.
1442
01:04:26,342 --> 01:04:28,886
- This is not hanging out.
- This is...
1443
01:04:28,887 --> 01:04:30,137
This is EMS shit, man.
1444
01:04:30,138 --> 01:04:31,472
I don't know shit about you.
1445
01:04:31,473 --> 01:04:33,057
We don't even talk like that.
1446
01:04:33,058 --> 01:04:34,475
What type of shit
you want me to ask?
1447
01:04:34,476 --> 01:04:36,268
Like, how's your mom doing?
Or...
1448
01:04:36,269 --> 01:04:38,103
if your lawn is being tended to.
1449
01:04:38,104 --> 01:04:40,022
If you have a lawn.
I don't even know...
1450
01:04:40,023 --> 01:04:42,734
My mom is dead
and I don't have a lawn.
1451
01:04:43,234 --> 01:04:45,236
And... I don't know. What else?
1452
01:04:46,154 --> 01:04:49,573
Goddamn, man.
We're just coworkers, man.
1453
01:04:49,574 --> 01:04:51,867
You act like I'm like
your best friend or something.
1454
01:04:54,496 --> 01:04:55,663
Come on.
1455
01:04:56,373 --> 01:04:57,290
Pfft.
1456
01:04:58,541 --> 01:05:01,460
- Oh, shit, I'm your best friend.
- Okay, who's up?
1457
01:05:01,461 --> 01:05:03,212
I have a lot of friends.
1458
01:05:03,213 --> 01:05:04,547
I have a lot of...
1459
01:05:05,298 --> 01:05:09,093
- lot of really... good friends.
- Medic 42, respond.
1460
01:05:09,094 --> 01:05:11,553
- Damnit. I'm his best friend.
- Medic 42 responding.
1461
01:05:11,554 --> 01:05:13,515
- That sucks.
- You're not my best friend!
1462
01:05:14,349 --> 01:05:16,058
- Jerry's my best friend.
- Who's Jerry?
1463
01:05:16,059 --> 01:05:18,228
- Who the fuck is Jerry?
- Jerry's my cousin.
1464
01:05:18,853 --> 01:05:20,229
He lives in Tempe.
1465
01:05:33,243 --> 01:05:34,703
That's why we don't run.
1466
01:05:41,376 --> 01:05:42,794
Excuse us. Comin' through.
1467
01:05:44,003 --> 01:05:46,131
Excuse us. Thank you.
1468
01:05:51,803 --> 01:05:53,095
What happened?
1469
01:05:53,096 --> 01:05:55,639
Hit with a line drive right in
the chest and passed out.
1470
01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:57,933
- I got it. Thank you.
- Are you his father?
1471
01:05:57,934 --> 01:05:59,435
No.
1472
01:05:59,436 --> 01:06:01,145
Uncle. Uh...
1473
01:06:01,146 --> 01:06:04,023
Uh, do you know if he has
any, uh, medical problems?
1474
01:06:04,024 --> 01:06:05,149
Uh, problemas...
1475
01:06:10,447 --> 01:06:12,239
Yeah,
none that he knows.
1476
01:06:17,954 --> 01:06:19,121
Did the AED shock him?
1477
01:06:19,122 --> 01:06:20,497
Yeah, twice now.
1478
01:06:20,498 --> 01:06:22,541
- Did he wake up at all?
- No.
1479
01:06:22,542 --> 01:06:23,626
Let's hold CPR.
1480
01:06:31,009 --> 01:06:32,761
Okay, he's in V-fib.
1481
01:06:33,344 --> 01:06:35,137
- Charging.
1482
01:06:35,138 --> 01:06:36,306
Okay. Clear.
1483
01:06:36,890 --> 01:06:38,390
- Clear.
- Clear.
1484
01:06:39,726 --> 01:06:41,519
Okay, Mike, continue CPR.
1485
01:06:43,563 --> 01:06:45,564
How long was he down
before you started CPR?
1486
01:06:45,565 --> 01:06:47,316
We thought he just had
the wind knocked out of him--
1487
01:06:47,317 --> 01:06:49,401
- Yeah, how long exactly?
- I don't know, maybe a minute.
1488
01:06:49,402 --> 01:06:50,904
Okay, that's good enough.
1489
01:06:53,323 --> 01:06:54,324
Ho! Ho! Ho!
1490
01:06:56,326 --> 01:06:57,285
We have a pulse.
1491
01:07:01,164 --> 01:07:03,499
- My chest hurts.
- Oh. Hey-hey, buddy.
1492
01:07:03,500 --> 01:07:05,542
- What's his name?
- Vicente.
1493
01:07:05,543 --> 01:07:07,586
Vicente, hey. My name's Randy,
1494
01:07:07,587 --> 01:07:09,631
and we're gonna be
taking care of you, okay?
1495
01:07:58,888 --> 01:08:00,389
Hey, spike that for me?
1496
01:08:00,390 --> 01:08:02,307
Get a blood pressure.
1497
01:08:02,308 --> 01:08:03,852
Am I gonna die?
1498
01:08:04,936 --> 01:08:06,270
We're gonna do everything
in our power
1499
01:08:06,271 --> 01:08:07,813
to make sure
that doesn't happen.
1500
01:08:07,814 --> 01:08:09,357
Alright?
1501
01:08:10,358 --> 01:08:11,900
My chest hurts.
1502
01:08:11,901 --> 01:08:14,361
There's no easy way
to say this, Vicente.
1503
01:08:14,362 --> 01:08:16,070
Your heart got hit
with a baseball
1504
01:08:16,071 --> 01:08:18,824
and it stopped.
That's why your chest hurts.
1505
01:08:18,825 --> 01:08:22,244
In the exact millisecond,
your heart got hit
1506
01:08:22,245 --> 01:08:23,578
just as it was contracting.
1507
01:08:23,579 --> 01:08:25,998
It's like the ball reached out
1508
01:08:25,999 --> 01:08:28,043
and sucker-punched your heart.
1509
01:08:28,877 --> 01:08:30,502
It's a one-in-a-million chance.
1510
01:08:30,503 --> 01:08:33,797
And as a matter of fact,
after all this,
1511
01:08:33,798 --> 01:08:36,426
I would go buy a lottery ticket
if I were you.
1512
01:08:37,843 --> 01:08:40,136
So... am I gonna die?
1513
01:08:40,137 --> 01:08:43,599
You're with us now, and our job
is to keep you healthy.
1514
01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:47,227
Okay? So just lie there
and relax.
1515
01:08:47,812 --> 01:08:49,064
BP's 90 over 60.
1516
01:08:49,898 --> 01:08:51,648
Okay.
That's not a bad start.
1517
01:08:51,649 --> 01:08:52,815
You're gonna feel
a little sting.
1518
01:08:52,816 --> 01:08:54,525
Gonna get an IV started.
1519
01:08:54,526 --> 01:08:56,945
One, two, three.
1520
01:08:57,614 --> 01:08:58,530
Okay.
1521
01:08:59,908 --> 01:09:02,577
Now... you having
any trouble breathing?
1522
01:09:03,453 --> 01:09:05,872
A little.
My chest hurts.
1523
01:09:06,956 --> 01:09:08,623
Any pain anywhere else?
1524
01:09:08,624 --> 01:09:10,626
No. Not really.
1525
01:09:10,627 --> 01:09:12,543
You have any medical problems?
1526
01:09:12,544 --> 01:09:14,922
- No.
- On any meds? Any allergies?
1527
01:09:14,923 --> 01:09:16,465
- No.
- No? Okay.
1528
01:09:16,466 --> 01:09:18,551
- How old are you again?
- Eleven.
1529
01:09:19,302 --> 01:09:21,052
- Are you married?
- What?
1530
01:09:21,053 --> 01:09:22,846
- No.
- I get it.
1531
01:09:22,847 --> 01:09:25,099
You're not ready to settle.
You wanna play the field.
1532
01:09:25,100 --> 01:09:26,684
You wanna keep
your options open.
1533
01:09:26,685 --> 01:09:28,686
That commitment is scary.
1534
01:09:28,687 --> 01:09:30,938
I get it. I'm with you.
Pound it.
1535
01:09:30,939 --> 01:09:32,440
Boom.
1536
01:09:33,024 --> 01:09:36,486
I'm gonna call the hospital.
You just lie there and relax.
1537
01:09:37,236 --> 01:09:39,196
So... am I gonna die?
1538
01:09:45,704 --> 01:09:47,163
You're gonna be alright.
1539
01:09:48,539 --> 01:09:50,123
Promise.
1540
01:09:54,504 --> 01:09:56,046
County ER, Medic 42.
1541
01:09:56,047 --> 01:09:58,465
Medic 42,
this is County. Go ahead.
1542
01:09:58,466 --> 01:10:01,760
County, Medic 42
en route to your facility
1543
01:10:01,761 --> 01:10:04,513
emergent with 11-year-old
patient post-cardiac arrest
1544
01:10:04,514 --> 01:10:06,473
due to a baseball to the chest.
1545
01:10:06,474 --> 01:10:08,475
Patient was down
for approximately a minute
1546
01:10:08,476 --> 01:10:09,852
before receiving CPR.
1547
01:10:09,853 --> 01:10:12,438
Two shocks by AED, one by me.
1548
01:10:12,439 --> 01:10:13,939
Patient is in sinus tach.
1549
01:10:13,940 --> 01:10:16,734
Conscious, alert,
oriented times three.
1550
01:10:16,735 --> 01:10:18,402
Blood pressure 90 over 60.
1551
01:10:18,403 --> 01:10:20,738
ETA approximately seven minutes.
1552
01:10:20,739 --> 01:10:22,407
County copies.
1553
01:10:22,824 --> 01:10:24,367
Medic 42 clear.
1554
01:10:24,951 --> 01:10:27,662
Hey, Vicente. So you're quite
the baseball player, huh?
1555
01:10:28,747 --> 01:10:30,165
What position do they
have you playing?
1556
01:10:30,999 --> 01:10:32,959
My chest...
1557
01:10:34,335 --> 01:10:36,045
I feel funny.
1558
01:10:39,049 --> 01:10:40,215
Start CPR.
1559
01:10:43,803 --> 01:10:44,762
Charging.
1560
01:10:47,348 --> 01:10:49,058
- Clear.
- Clear.
1561
01:10:49,059 --> 01:10:50,768
- Clear.
1562
01:10:55,231 --> 01:10:58,734
County ER, Medic 42.
1563
01:10:58,735 --> 01:11:00,361
Medic 42, go ahead.
1564
01:11:00,362 --> 01:11:02,863
Update: Patient is back
in cardiac arrest.
1565
01:11:02,864 --> 01:11:04,448
Uh, ETA two minutes.
1566
01:11:11,122 --> 01:11:13,499
- What do you need?
- Let's get him outta here.
1567
01:11:13,500 --> 01:11:14,793
- You stay in.
- Comin' out.
1568
01:11:16,920 --> 01:11:18,421
Okay, we're good.
1569
01:11:18,838 --> 01:11:20,923
- Comin' through.
- Comin'. Excuse us.
1570
01:11:20,924 --> 01:11:23,300
- Watch out.
- What was his last pressure?
1571
01:11:23,301 --> 01:11:27,179
90 over 60. Pulse 110.
About 20 breaths a minute.
1572
01:11:27,180 --> 01:11:29,556
He was fine and then
just went right back into V-fib.
1573
01:11:29,557 --> 01:11:31,475
Uh, 11-year-old child, male,
1574
01:11:31,476 --> 01:11:33,268
hit in the chest
with a baseball.
1575
01:11:33,269 --> 01:11:35,479
Was down for about a minute
before they started CPR.
1576
01:11:35,480 --> 01:11:36,772
Shocked three times,
1577
01:11:36,773 --> 01:11:38,357
became alert and conscious
three times.
1578
01:11:38,358 --> 01:11:40,150
Went back into V-fib,
he was defibbed at 200.
1579
01:11:40,151 --> 01:11:42,194
One milligram of epi,
shocked again,
1580
01:11:42,195 --> 01:11:43,862
second milligram of epi.
1581
01:11:43,863 --> 01:11:45,364
He's currently asystolic.
1582
01:11:45,365 --> 01:11:47,241
- Do we have a name?
- Vicente.
1583
01:11:47,242 --> 01:11:49,868
That-that's all we--
That's all we have is Vicente.
1584
01:11:49,869 --> 01:11:52,455
You got half a name? Great work.
1585
01:12:09,764 --> 01:12:10,724
Hey.
1586
01:12:11,725 --> 01:12:14,185
Thought you'd wanna know.
Your patient didn't make it.
1587
01:12:17,814 --> 01:12:19,189
Thanks, Colette.
1588
01:12:22,235 --> 01:12:23,695
Yeah, that sucks.
1589
01:12:25,155 --> 01:12:26,823
You were great
with him, Randy.
1590
01:12:31,745 --> 01:12:33,162
No, I wasn't.
1591
01:12:33,163 --> 01:12:34,955
Yeah...
You were.
1592
01:12:34,956 --> 01:12:36,165
You didn't make
a single mistake.
1593
01:12:36,166 --> 01:12:37,249
It's not your fault.
1594
01:12:37,250 --> 01:12:38,792
You did nothing wrong.
1595
01:12:38,793 --> 01:12:40,211
I made a big fucking mistake.
1596
01:12:41,838 --> 01:12:43,965
I told a boy he was gonna live
and he died.
1597
01:12:44,716 --> 01:12:47,009
It's a rookie fucking move,
and I knew better.
1598
01:12:47,010 --> 01:12:49,928
But Goddamnit, he just kept...
1599
01:12:49,929 --> 01:12:52,766
asking... ...and asking.
1600
01:12:56,061 --> 01:12:57,187
That boy died...
1601
01:12:58,229 --> 01:12:59,731
thinking I was gonna save him.
1602
01:13:01,024 --> 01:13:03,276
I have to live with that
for the rest of my life.
1603
01:13:04,569 --> 01:13:06,070
And that's...
1604
01:13:06,071 --> 01:13:07,571
why we build a wall.
1605
01:13:07,572 --> 01:13:08,739
Not to keep people out
1606
01:13:08,740 --> 01:13:10,491
but to keep shit like that
inside.
1607
01:13:32,347 --> 01:13:34,140
This job breaks everybody.
1608
01:13:41,356 --> 01:13:43,399
All we wanna do
is save your life.
1609
01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:45,651
- Oh! Shit!
1610
01:13:48,530 --> 01:13:50,155
Some of you...
1611
01:13:50,156 --> 01:13:51,950
don't make it easy.
1612
01:13:54,911 --> 01:13:56,829
You should be dead
five times over...
1613
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:02,209
...but no matter
how many times
1614
01:14:02,210 --> 01:14:03,753
you brush with death...
1615
01:14:05,755 --> 01:14:07,632
you refuse to die.
1616
01:14:08,967 --> 01:14:09,884
Respect.
1617
01:14:12,053 --> 01:14:14,471
Others of you,
we do everything right...
1618
01:14:15,765 --> 01:14:17,307
...and you die on us anyway.
1619
01:14:17,308 --> 01:14:18,600
What the fuck?
1620
01:14:18,601 --> 01:14:20,395
We see you struggling.
1621
01:14:20,979 --> 01:14:23,105
They can't deny you service...
1622
01:14:23,106 --> 01:14:24,857
but they can bankrupt you.
1623
01:14:24,858 --> 01:14:27,192
- Wait. Who had the blister?
- She did.
1624
01:14:27,193 --> 01:14:28,444
You? Okay.
1625
01:14:28,445 --> 01:14:31,113
We carry you on our backs,
1626
01:14:31,114 --> 01:14:33,240
every one of us,
1627
01:14:33,241 --> 01:14:36,744
and you crush us a little more
every day
1628
01:14:36,745 --> 01:14:39,664
until you grind us down
to a nub.
1629
01:14:41,541 --> 01:14:43,500
This is all part of the job,
1630
01:14:43,501 --> 01:14:44,918
so you deal with it.
1631
01:14:44,919 --> 01:14:47,087
You compartmentalize it.
1632
01:14:47,088 --> 01:14:49,757
You eat shit and shove it
down, down, down,
1633
01:14:49,758 --> 01:14:52,301
until one day you wake up
and you say,
1634
01:14:52,302 --> 01:14:53,260
you know what?
1635
01:14:56,431 --> 01:14:57,640
Fuck the patients.
1636
01:14:59,601 --> 01:15:00,976
Fuck the nurses.
1637
01:15:02,354 --> 01:15:03,730
Fuck the doctors.
1638
01:15:06,107 --> 01:15:08,526
Fuck this ratty-ass hospital!
1639
01:15:11,529 --> 01:15:13,865
Fuck all the blood
and shit and puke.
1640
01:15:15,950 --> 01:15:17,786
Fuck your documentation!
1641
01:15:18,453 --> 01:15:20,204
Fuck the fakers.
1642
01:15:20,205 --> 01:15:22,206
Fuck the bullshit calls.
1643
01:15:22,207 --> 01:15:23,957
Fuck every shoplifter
who got caught
1644
01:15:23,958 --> 01:15:25,668
and pretended to pass out.
1645
01:15:26,836 --> 01:15:28,545
- Ah! Ah!
1646
01:15:28,546 --> 01:15:30,005
- Come on.
- Get up.
1647
01:15:30,006 --> 01:15:32,132
- Fuck the fire department.
1648
01:15:32,133 --> 01:15:33,926
Fuck the PD.
1649
01:15:33,927 --> 01:15:36,387
I know my rights.
I know my rights!
1650
01:15:36,388 --> 01:15:39,598
Fuck every 2:00 a.m. drunk
who think they know the law.
1651
01:15:39,599 --> 01:15:43,143
Fuck the bystanders,
the rubberneckers,
1652
01:15:43,144 --> 01:15:45,063
the lookie-loos.
1653
01:15:48,149 --> 01:15:49,234
Fuck the dead ones.
1654
01:15:49,693 --> 01:15:50,776
Fuck the live ones.
1655
01:15:50,777 --> 01:15:52,528
Fuck this bullshit pay.
1656
01:15:52,529 --> 01:15:54,655
Fuck me! Fuck you!
1657
01:15:54,656 --> 01:15:56,615
Fuck this job!
1658
01:15:58,076 --> 01:15:59,785
Fuck everyone,
1659
01:15:59,786 --> 01:16:02,664
except the kid who just wanted
to play baseball.
1660
01:16:06,376 --> 01:16:07,752
Exit paperwork.
1661
01:16:08,503 --> 01:16:09,878
You don't have to sign it.
1662
01:16:23,601 --> 01:16:25,729
- I'm goin' home.
- Randy...
1663
01:16:26,438 --> 01:16:27,939
Please don't go out like this.
1664
01:16:29,733 --> 01:16:32,610
Just leaving without even
finishing your last shift?
1665
01:16:34,112 --> 01:16:35,947
Don't go out like a chump.
1666
01:17:09,022 --> 01:17:10,690
Mike, turn on the lights.
1667
01:17:13,109 --> 01:17:14,527
Randy, come on, now. You...
1668
01:17:15,987 --> 01:17:18,030
You know I can't do that
unless we get a call.
1669
01:17:18,031 --> 01:17:19,491
Come on, man.
1670
01:17:24,704 --> 01:17:25,913
Alright.
1671
01:17:25,914 --> 01:17:27,874
One last time.
1672
01:17:46,101 --> 01:17:48,728
Medic 42,
emergency traffic.
1673
01:17:49,479 --> 01:17:51,563
- You gonna answer that?
- No.
1674
01:17:51,564 --> 01:17:53,440
Let another crew handle it.
Just...
1675
01:17:53,441 --> 01:17:55,484
You know what?
Drop me off at home.
1676
01:17:55,485 --> 01:17:57,945
What? Motherfucker,
I don't know where you live.
1677
01:17:57,946 --> 01:18:00,614
- Medic 42, respond.
1678
01:18:02,701 --> 01:18:03,952
I'll get it.
1679
01:18:05,412 --> 01:18:06,955
This is Medic 42 responding.
1680
01:18:44,868 --> 01:18:47,870
Come on, man.
One more and you're done.
1681
01:18:57,839 --> 01:18:59,214
Hey, what the hell?!
1682
01:19:05,430 --> 01:19:08,348
Alright, you grab the stuff.
I'll check this out.
1683
01:19:09,392 --> 01:19:11,477
- What the hell?!
- I got you!
1684
01:19:11,478 --> 01:19:14,189
Where's PD
to control these assholes?
1685
01:19:21,780 --> 01:19:23,405
Oh, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
1686
01:19:23,406 --> 01:19:24,991
What the fuck?!
1687
01:19:30,372 --> 01:19:31,790
That's not good.
1688
01:19:35,210 --> 01:19:36,168
Fuck.
1689
01:19:45,512 --> 01:19:47,263
All dead in here.
1690
01:19:48,390 --> 01:19:49,640
Watch your step.
1691
01:20:06,741 --> 01:20:07,866
She's got a pulse.
1692
01:20:07,867 --> 01:20:09,493
She's breathing.
1693
01:20:09,494 --> 01:20:11,036
Shallow and ragged.
1694
01:20:11,037 --> 01:20:12,622
- Hold C-spine.
- Okay.
1695
01:20:20,296 --> 01:20:21,839
Okay. Let's roll her on three.
1696
01:20:21,840 --> 01:20:24,216
One, two, three.
1697
01:20:47,782 --> 01:20:49,199
Grab the collar.
Keep her breathing.
1698
01:21:01,713 --> 01:21:02,756
Oh, lucky...
1699
01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:05,841
lucky baby.
1700
01:21:05,842 --> 01:21:08,385
How'd you get so lucky? Huh?
1701
01:21:08,386 --> 01:21:10,054
- Okay.
1702
01:21:10,055 --> 01:21:12,973
It's okay.
1703
01:21:12,974 --> 01:21:15,934
Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey. Oh!
1704
01:21:15,935 --> 01:21:17,728
You're a lucky baby.
1705
01:21:38,625 --> 01:21:40,584
Stop that car! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
1706
01:21:40,585 --> 01:21:42,294
- Hey! Heads up! Heads up!
- Oh! Move!
1707
01:21:42,295 --> 01:21:44,463
- Move!
1708
01:21:44,464 --> 01:21:45,756
Hey! Hey!
1709
01:21:45,757 --> 01:21:48,342
You almost killed us, asshole!
1710
01:21:50,637 --> 01:21:54,181
Hey, Jimmy. Take your truck,
park it perpendicular,
1711
01:21:54,182 --> 01:21:56,350
- block that ramp.
- Hold on. Wait. What?
1712
01:21:56,351 --> 01:21:58,268
Block off
the whole fuckin' freeway!
1713
01:21:58,269 --> 01:22:01,105
- No one gets through!
1714
01:22:01,106 --> 01:22:02,356
Oh, shit.
1715
01:22:07,821 --> 01:22:10,824
County, Medic 42. Do you have
another unit incoming?
1716
01:22:11,658 --> 01:22:12,616
Negative.
1717
01:22:12,617 --> 01:22:14,243
Next available unit
is 15 minutes.
1718
01:22:14,244 --> 01:22:16,036
Want us to start a second unit?
1719
01:22:16,037 --> 01:22:17,997
Negative. We're taking
the baby with us.
1720
01:22:34,222 --> 01:22:35,848
- Good lung sounds.
- Good.
1721
01:22:35,849 --> 01:22:37,599
A crying baby is a healthy baby.
1722
01:22:37,600 --> 01:22:39,268
Alright, switch with me.
1723
01:22:39,269 --> 01:22:40,394
Your job is airway.
1724
01:22:40,395 --> 01:22:42,896
Keep her breathing at all costs.
1725
01:22:42,897 --> 01:22:44,441
Let's see if she takes an OPA.
1726
01:22:45,400 --> 01:22:47,860
Yeah, she took it.
No gag reflex.
1727
01:22:47,861 --> 01:22:50,654
Mom's got a lot of rib fractures
and head lacs.
1728
01:22:50,655 --> 01:22:53,157
Oh, she's gagging on
the OPA, but it's intermittent.
1729
01:22:53,158 --> 01:22:55,117
- Should I take it out?
- Yeah, take it out.
1730
01:22:55,118 --> 01:22:56,870
She's had too much trauma
already.
1731
01:22:57,829 --> 01:23:00,040
Talk to her.
See if she can obey commands.
1732
01:23:01,124 --> 01:23:03,835
Miss, can you raise
your right arm, please?
1733
01:23:06,212 --> 01:23:08,464
Alright, not bad.
Hang on there, Mom.
1734
01:23:08,465 --> 01:23:10,215
Ma'am, you're in an ambulance.
1735
01:23:10,216 --> 01:23:12,760
You were in a pretty bad wreck.
We have your child. She's okay.
1736
01:23:12,761 --> 01:23:14,303
We're taking you
to the hospital.
1737
01:23:14,304 --> 01:23:15,929
County ER, this is Medic 42.
1738
01:23:15,930 --> 01:23:18,140
Incoming to your facility,
emergent with two patients.
1739
01:23:18,141 --> 01:23:20,809
One a Level I,
the other a stable pediatric.
1740
01:23:20,810 --> 01:23:22,811
Medic 42, be aware,
we're on diversion.
1741
01:23:22,812 --> 01:23:24,313
We've got way too many
patients here.
1742
01:23:24,314 --> 01:23:26,190
You'll have to take them
to the ER at University.
1743
01:23:26,191 --> 01:23:28,067
Uh, negative. Negative.
1744
01:23:28,068 --> 01:23:29,985
She will not make it
to University.
1745
01:23:29,986 --> 01:23:32,905
Listen up. Got an approximately
30-year-old female,
1746
01:23:32,906 --> 01:23:36,367
a head-on collision, ejection,
massive damage to vehicle.
1747
01:23:36,368 --> 01:23:38,577
- What's their GCS?
1748
01:23:38,578 --> 01:23:40,954
Well, right now it's a 14,
but...
1749
01:23:40,955 --> 01:23:43,248
Your patient
doesn't meet Level I criteria.
1750
01:23:43,249 --> 01:23:44,458
Yes, she does!
1751
01:23:44,459 --> 01:23:46,543
We're gonna be there
in five minutes,
1752
01:23:46,544 --> 01:23:47,961
so just page out a team.
1753
01:23:47,962 --> 01:23:49,421
Negative,
we are on diversion.
1754
01:23:49,422 --> 01:23:50,881
Do not come here, understand?
1755
01:23:50,882 --> 01:23:52,549
You need to reroute
to a different ER.
1756
01:23:52,550 --> 01:23:54,385
We are coming there
whether you like it or not!
1757
01:23:54,386 --> 01:23:55,594
So get ready for us!
1758
01:24:06,856 --> 01:24:08,190
- Hey, Astor?
- Yeah?
1759
01:24:08,191 --> 01:24:09,400
- Wanna take that baby?
- Got it.
1760
01:24:09,401 --> 01:24:10,819
Meet us inside?
1761
01:24:11,945 --> 01:24:13,362
Medic 42. What bay?
1762
01:24:13,363 --> 01:24:14,863
Two. But they're not happy.
1763
01:24:14,864 --> 01:24:16,532
Serano's on the warpath.
1764
01:24:16,533 --> 01:24:18,076
No one is happy.
1765
01:24:19,536 --> 01:24:21,829
No. No. No.
1766
01:24:21,830 --> 01:24:23,747
- Stop.
- No, no, no. Doctor, listen.
1767
01:24:23,748 --> 01:24:25,416
- This is a 30-something--
- No!
1768
01:24:25,417 --> 01:24:27,084
- A head-on collision.
- No. No. No.
1769
01:24:27,085 --> 01:24:28,544
The four other passengers
are DOA.
1770
01:24:28,545 --> 01:24:30,254
She is not a Level I criteria.
1771
01:24:30,255 --> 01:24:33,757
Do you have any idea how
expensive a Level I criteria is?
1772
01:24:33,758 --> 01:24:35,509
Any idea, you idiot?
1773
01:24:35,510 --> 01:24:37,428
Okay! This patient meets
all Level I criteria.
1774
01:24:37,429 --> 01:24:39,054
She's not even intubated!
1775
01:24:39,055 --> 01:24:41,140
You got her bagged?
What the hell is that?
1776
01:24:41,141 --> 01:24:43,642
This patient is dying, asshole!
1777
01:24:43,643 --> 01:24:45,310
- Now listen to my report!
- Asshole?
1778
01:24:45,311 --> 01:24:46,937
How 'bout fuck you, asshole!
1779
01:24:46,938 --> 01:24:49,148
- Come on! Come on!
- Shit.
1780
01:24:49,149 --> 01:24:52,359
I will be happy to kick your ass
and put you in a bed next to her
1781
01:24:52,360 --> 01:24:53,861
but you need to listen
to my report!
1782
01:24:53,862 --> 01:24:56,530
How 'bout this? Instead
I call your supervisor,
1783
01:24:56,531 --> 01:24:58,366
we settle this right now.
1784
01:24:59,200 --> 01:25:01,369
Who the fuck do you think
you are?
1785
01:25:05,290 --> 01:25:06,166
Excuse me?
1786
01:25:06,833 --> 01:25:08,625
- Who are you?
- This patient just went apneic
1787
01:25:08,626 --> 01:25:11,045
three times with no gag reflex
on the way to the hospital.
1788
01:25:11,046 --> 01:25:12,171
She's got a skull fracture.
1789
01:25:12,172 --> 01:25:13,756
She meets all Level I criteria.
1790
01:25:13,757 --> 01:25:15,299
Because last time I checked,
1791
01:25:15,300 --> 01:25:17,384
when a patient goes apneic
with no gag,
1792
01:25:17,385 --> 01:25:20,262
their GCS goes down to three.
Right?
1793
01:25:20,263 --> 01:25:22,639
And I just watched
this paramedic fight like hell
1794
01:25:22,640 --> 01:25:24,975
to save this woman's life
while caring for her child
1795
01:25:24,976 --> 01:25:27,811
and dodging incoming traffic
at the same fucking time!
1796
01:25:27,812 --> 01:25:30,105
And all I see you doing
is standing there,
1797
01:25:30,106 --> 01:25:32,816
like a fucking asshole,
with your dick in your hand,
1798
01:25:32,817 --> 01:25:34,902
arguing with him
about this patient
1799
01:25:34,903 --> 01:25:35,986
who is dying!
1800
01:25:35,987 --> 01:25:37,781
Your patient!
1801
01:25:39,908 --> 01:25:41,408
And if you refuse to treat her,
1802
01:25:41,409 --> 01:25:43,244
you'll lose
your goddamn license.
1803
01:25:47,290 --> 01:25:48,333
Who are you?
1804
01:25:50,585 --> 01:25:52,796
I'm Dr. Romero.
I'm your new resident.
1805
01:25:55,298 --> 01:25:56,591
Oh, shit.
1806
01:26:00,678 --> 01:26:04,015
Well, Dr. Romero...
1807
01:26:06,184 --> 01:26:07,811
I look forward
to working with you.
1808
01:26:09,604 --> 01:26:11,189
We're gonna have so much fun.
1809
01:26:12,273 --> 01:26:13,774
Get the patient.
1810
01:26:19,072 --> 01:26:21,240
O-Okay, look.
1811
01:26:21,241 --> 01:26:24,244
You mean to tell me
you're a doctor?
1812
01:26:25,912 --> 01:26:27,997
Resident, but yeah.
1813
01:26:28,581 --> 01:26:30,499
But you told us
you were a paramedic.
1814
01:26:30,500 --> 01:26:32,710
No, I-I didn't. You said that.
1815
01:26:32,711 --> 01:26:34,254
I just didn't correct you.
1816
01:26:34,879 --> 01:26:36,880
Um... I never said that.
1817
01:26:36,881 --> 01:26:39,842
You-- That's what you said
when we first met you.
1818
01:26:39,843 --> 01:26:42,803
No. Why would I?
I'm a doctor, not a paramedic.
1819
01:26:42,804 --> 01:26:45,222
Hey, Dr. What's-your-face.
1820
01:26:45,223 --> 01:26:47,517
Grab a bedpan and come with me.
1821
01:26:49,561 --> 01:26:51,438
We're gonna have so much fun!
1822
01:26:54,566 --> 01:26:57,110
- Hmm.
- Whoa.
1823
01:26:58,486 --> 01:26:59,863
That's, uh...
1824
01:27:01,322 --> 01:27:02,782
Huh.
1825
01:27:09,706 --> 01:27:10,873
Hey.
1826
01:27:10,874 --> 01:27:12,374
Good news:
1827
01:27:12,375 --> 01:27:13,835
Patient's gonna live.
1828
01:27:15,003 --> 01:27:16,920
I mean, usually once
we drop 'em off
1829
01:27:16,921 --> 01:27:19,132
it's not our problem anymore.
But, um...
1830
01:27:20,008 --> 01:27:21,884
But it's good to, um,
1831
01:27:21,885 --> 01:27:24,054
it's good to know
she-she made it, you know?
1832
01:27:24,721 --> 01:27:26,014
Yeah.
1833
01:27:27,432 --> 01:27:29,267
Way to, uh, throw yourself
under the bus...
1834
01:27:30,018 --> 01:27:31,352
doctor.
1835
01:27:31,353 --> 01:27:33,979
Serano's gonna make your life
a living hell.
1836
01:27:33,980 --> 01:27:35,606
I know.
1837
01:27:35,607 --> 01:27:37,859
I never wanna be
that kind of surgeon.
1838
01:27:40,028 --> 01:27:41,613
Thanks for the coffee, doc.
1839
01:27:57,879 --> 01:27:59,172
She should have died.
1840
01:28:00,715 --> 01:28:02,425
She would have died in my care.
1841
01:28:04,803 --> 01:28:07,764
Right now, I'd be telling that
family that their mom is dead.
1842
01:28:12,894 --> 01:28:14,645
You know, I thought
I'd come out here today
1843
01:28:14,646 --> 01:28:16,439
and I'd meet the paramedics
and...
1844
01:28:17,357 --> 01:28:19,859
see what you do, how you work.
1845
01:28:23,405 --> 01:28:25,073
And I know you're sick
of your job.
1846
01:28:25,990 --> 01:28:27,282
I know you're burnt out.
1847
01:28:27,283 --> 01:28:29,369
I know you think
you don't make a difference.
1848
01:28:31,162 --> 01:28:32,789
But you made a difference today.
1849
01:28:33,540 --> 01:28:35,166
- You did.
1850
01:28:36,626 --> 01:28:38,253
You saved her life.
1851
01:28:40,672 --> 01:28:42,298
And you saved her family.
1852
01:28:47,262 --> 01:28:49,222
You're the kind of doctor
I want to be.
1853
01:28:52,892 --> 01:28:54,310
Not a doctor.
1854
01:28:55,478 --> 01:28:56,563
Well...
1855
01:28:57,856 --> 01:28:59,274
if I ever need saving...
1856
01:29:01,443 --> 01:29:03,486
God, I hope it's you
that shows up.
1857
01:29:35,435 --> 01:29:37,020
Hey, one of those
is for Mike.
1858
01:29:40,231 --> 01:29:41,524
Not anymore.
1859
01:30:16,393 --> 01:30:17,935
That is a gift from the crews.
1860
01:30:17,936 --> 01:30:19,478
This is breakfast, on us.
1861
01:30:19,479 --> 01:30:21,105
Dispatch and the crews
chipped in after they heard
1862
01:30:21,106 --> 01:30:23,023
you told Dr. Serano
to go fuck himself.
1863
01:30:23,024 --> 01:30:25,443
- So this is a retirement gift.
1864
01:30:26,653 --> 01:30:27,487
Wow.
1865
01:30:28,697 --> 01:30:29,531
Come on.
1866
01:30:30,740 --> 01:30:32,492
- Aw.
1867
01:30:33,702 --> 01:30:36,371
Now, get out of my substation, civilian.
1868
01:31:02,897 --> 01:31:04,399
Keep your password safe.
1869
01:31:05,066 --> 01:31:07,276
If you have any trouble at all,
call IT right away.
1870
01:31:07,277 --> 01:31:10,446
If you have any trouble
with them, call me right away.
1871
01:31:10,447 --> 01:31:11,864
Okay.
1872
01:31:11,865 --> 01:31:13,866
Alright. Uh, now, to access
1873
01:31:13,867 --> 01:31:16,285
the forms
for the preauthorization...
1874
01:31:23,376 --> 01:31:25,378
You guys ever see anyone
choke to death?
1875
01:31:26,046 --> 01:31:27,921
You get the fist
like right under here,
1876
01:31:27,922 --> 01:31:30,132
and then it's just
straight back.
1877
01:31:30,133 --> 01:31:31,843
Ha!
1878
01:31:34,345 --> 01:31:36,346
Drowning's the worst way to go.
1879
01:31:36,347 --> 01:31:37,890
Absolute worst way to go.
1880
01:31:37,891 --> 01:31:39,100
Best way to die?
1881
01:31:40,018 --> 01:31:41,311
Decapitation.
1882
01:31:52,822 --> 01:31:54,449
What are you still doin' here?
1883
01:31:55,742 --> 01:31:57,535
Oh. Is that it?
1884
01:31:59,621 --> 01:32:00,579
That's it.
1885
01:32:00,580 --> 01:32:01,830
Come on. Let's get outta here.
1886
01:32:01,831 --> 01:32:02,999
Uh...
1887
01:33:10,734 --> 01:33:12,235
Hi.
1888
01:33:14,779 --> 01:33:17,364
- So...
1889
01:33:17,365 --> 01:33:20,826
- Well, as it turns out...
1890
01:33:20,827 --> 01:33:24,205
your close-out paperwork
was never properly...
1891
01:33:25,290 --> 01:33:26,416
filed.
1892
01:33:32,005 --> 01:33:33,506
- Thanks.
- Mm-hmm.
1893
01:33:34,799 --> 01:33:36,925
Hey, uh, maybe I could...
1894
01:33:36,926 --> 01:33:38,386
thank you properly sometime.
1895
01:33:39,596 --> 01:33:40,638
Take you out for lunch.
1896
01:33:45,310 --> 01:33:46,186
Alright.
1897
01:33:49,022 --> 01:33:52,317
And, uh, you will be in truck 42
with Mike today.
1898
01:33:55,236 --> 01:33:57,781
- Hey, Randy!
1899
01:34:07,374 --> 01:34:10,667
That's right.
That's right.
1900
01:34:10,668 --> 01:34:12,211
Listen, man. Uh...
1901
01:34:12,212 --> 01:34:14,171
You gotta let me drive this one.
1902
01:34:14,172 --> 01:34:15,381
- Nope.
- Mike.
1903
01:34:15,382 --> 01:34:17,341
Not a chance.
You know the rules.
1904
01:34:17,342 --> 01:34:18,968
Okay? I wheel, you heal.
1905
01:34:19,761 --> 01:34:22,304
Come on, now.
Ain't shit changed.
1906
01:34:22,305 --> 01:34:25,100
"Let me drive
this one."
1907
01:34:26,142 --> 01:34:27,685
Yeah, the system
is still broken,
1908
01:34:27,686 --> 01:34:29,979
but what am I supposed to do,
quit trying?
1909
01:34:31,356 --> 01:34:32,898
I'm no hero.
1910
01:34:32,899 --> 01:34:35,734
But... the truth is...
1911
01:34:35,735 --> 01:34:38,947
I only feel alive
when you're about to die.
1912
01:34:44,619 --> 01:34:46,453
See you out there.
1913
01:34:48,415 --> 01:34:50,833
♪ Alright, this the joy ride ♪
1914
01:34:50,834 --> 01:34:53,210
♪ From my part of town
all the way to yo' side ♪
1915
01:34:53,211 --> 01:34:55,587
♪ From the east to the west
From the right to the left ♪
1916
01:34:55,588 --> 01:34:58,382
♪ Only thing on our mind
is where to next? ♪
1917
01:34:58,383 --> 01:35:00,718
♪ Alright, this the joy ride ♪
1918
01:35:00,719 --> 01:35:02,845
♪ From my part of town
all the way to yo' side ♪
1919
01:35:02,846 --> 01:35:05,514
♪ From the east to the west
From the right to the left ♪
1920
01:35:05,515 --> 01:35:07,933
♪ Only thing on our mind
is where to next? ♪
1921
01:35:07,934 --> 01:35:10,519
♪ You can jump inside of this
custom ride with tints ♪
1922
01:35:10,520 --> 01:35:13,230
♪ Candy apple
Touch of lime and mint ♪
1923
01:35:13,231 --> 01:35:15,733
♪ Bump some Isley hits
Crush so fine she sits ♪
1924
01:35:15,734 --> 01:35:18,277
♪ Front, my rider chick
Love my rider miss ♪
1925
01:35:18,278 --> 01:35:20,612
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Such a dime she is ♪
1926
01:35:20,613 --> 01:35:23,198
♪ Must remind 'em with
Trust she'll find some prints ♪
1927
01:35:23,199 --> 01:35:25,826
♪ Well, then she'll cuss,
get live, and flip ♪
1928
01:35:25,827 --> 01:35:28,120
♪ So don't touch nothing
besides the grips ♪
1929
01:35:28,121 --> 01:35:29,371
♪ Yeah ♪
1930
01:35:29,372 --> 01:35:30,539
♪ Don't discuss
what time it is ♪
1931
01:35:30,540 --> 01:35:32,041
♪ Just go shine the rims ♪
1932
01:35:32,042 --> 01:35:34,376
♪ Hypnotize them
when I roll through town ♪
1933
01:35:34,377 --> 01:35:36,754
♪ When you need a lift
I'ma hold you down ♪
1934
01:35:36,755 --> 01:35:38,213
♪ Can you picture this ♪
1935
01:35:38,214 --> 01:35:40,382
♪ Me in a photo
You in a photo ♪
1936
01:35:40,383 --> 01:35:42,926
♪ Flyin' through the galaxy
Nowhere to go, though ♪
1937
01:35:42,927 --> 01:35:45,054
♪ Won't cost a dime
We can all afford ♪
1938
01:35:45,055 --> 01:35:47,806
♪ The fare on this ride
All aboard ♪
1939
01:35:47,807 --> 01:35:50,267
♪ Alright, this the joy ride ♪
1940
01:35:50,268 --> 01:35:52,728
♪ From my part of town
all the way to yo' side ♪
1941
01:35:52,729 --> 01:35:55,064
♪ From the east to the west
From the right to the left ♪
1942
01:35:55,065 --> 01:35:57,399
♪ Only thing on our mind
is where to next? ♪
1943
01:35:57,400 --> 01:35:59,902
♪ Alright, this the joy ride ♪
1944
01:35:59,903 --> 01:36:02,488
♪ From my part of town
all the way to yo' side ♪
1945
01:36:02,489 --> 01:36:05,074
♪ From the east to the west
From the right to the left ♪
1946
01:36:05,075 --> 01:36:08,077
♪ Only thing on our mind
is where to next? ♪
1947
01:36:08,078 --> 01:36:10,246
♪ Joy ♪
1948
01:36:11,998 --> 01:36:13,708
♪ Let's ride ♪
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