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The following programme contains
very strong language, adult humour
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and scenes that some viewers
may find distressing.
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Let's give the best goodbye
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to the beautiful man
that was Dylan Golding.
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Go and give your friend
a fantastic send off.
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The funeral he
would have wanted.
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Come on let's have it. Scream
if you want to go faster.
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Oh fuck.
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Woah. Woah. Woah. Cardi,
stop wriggling dude.
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I've got a dead leg.
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Fuck.
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I'm too young to die,
I've never truly loved!
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Yeah, or learned to drive.
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There was a blowout!
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Sonny's gonna be parent less, he's
gonna have to live with Sugar's mum!
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That is bad actually.
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What with her drinking
and her bad taste in men.
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Shush. Can we just-can
we just stop talking
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and concentrate on
not dying, please.
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Where the ever loving
fuck are Jim and Shirley?
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Siri - take me to Calvert Dale.
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Directions to Calvary
Sailing Club, Stoke on Trent.
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Calvert Dale, Calvert Dale,
you cunting, cunting cunt.
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Playing Country Music
songs from Spotify.
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Oh for fuck's sake.
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They're here! They're here.
Guys, it's Jim and Shirley.
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Oh fuck!
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Hurry up.
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Don't know why you
bothered turning up.
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I could probably do this with
my tractor; my tractor's an ox.
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My tractors stronger than your
tractor, any day of the week.
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Your tractors a lady tractor.
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Your tractors a cunt.
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Your tractors a cunt!
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Oyi. Wallace and fucking
Vomit, get a move on!
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Alright, keep your
fucking hair on. Come on.
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Can you hurry up.
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OK.
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We need to both start
pulling at the same time.
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I'll count us, we'll
go on three, ready.
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One, two...
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I never said three.
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It's going to drag
us over the edge.
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Fucking hell. I'm bailing.
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Oh God.
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Fuck's sake.
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Oh fu...
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Fucking hell, we slowed its
fall, they might still be alive.
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Get some help.
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We're getting some
help, hold on!
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Siri - call mountain rescue.
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Calling Martin Risque.
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♪ Barrett Strong - Money ♪
Fuck's sake.
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♪ The best things
in life are free
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♪ But you can give them
to the birds and bees
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♪ I need money
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Hey Vinnie.
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Hmm.
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Fucking 'ell..
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What the fuck are you doing!
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I'm om-ing.
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Coming?
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No, I'm not fucking coming.
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I'm om-ing, and you've ruined
it. It's a Hindu tradition.
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Supposed to help you.
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I don't know chakra or somert.
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So it's true then, what they're
all saying - you've gone weird.
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I haven't gone
weird, I'm just...
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just trying, to reflect
a bit that's all.
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We all nearly died
that day, Vin.
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But there's still pigs to feed
and shit to be shovel led.
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Come on, taking you for a pint-
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Hey. I'm not going drinking.
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I've read about it.
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It just contributes to it all
don't it, depression and...
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...fucking anxiety and that.
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Fuck me, this is more
serious than I thought.
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Look, I'm no counsellor, Vin,
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but as that cunt out
of Mork and Mindy said
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when he got those little privileged
little twats to stand on desks
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in that poetry
film - carpe diem.
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You'll be right. I'm just...
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Fuck me man...
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My head, I don't know
why it does it. Just...
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I get really sick of myself.
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And there's time I just
think fuck it, you know...
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I've wished for
this sweet oblivion.
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And then I get to
it, and I just...
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You want to live.
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Yeah.
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Me too.
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And this is the year of bukkake.
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♪ The Specials: A
Message to You, Rudy ♪
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Dude. The fuck.
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We're in a good spot
guys, we're doing well,
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you know, there's no bloody
McCann: he's dead, bloody Manolito:
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he's fucked it as well.
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No-one's trying to cut
anyone's todger off.
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I say, we just go
back to ways of old.
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Do you know what I mean?
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We grow the weed, sell the weed,
the odd fucking job on the side,
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take each day as
it comes. Lovely.
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Why'd you put your
hand up, dude?
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I've been talking, with my wife
and Carol, we were thinking that,
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maybe it's t-time to
quit while we're ahead...
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What the fuck, what do you mean?
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I mean, that we're
in a better place,
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me and her, and we're not
getting any younger, Vin!
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And I want to get old with her,
without being... not alive.
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He's got a point, Vin,
and that coach, right,
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it's the not first time we've been
nearly been killed. Give over.
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I mean alright, give
me another example,
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of when we've nearly
been killed, come on.
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There where that
time down sewers.
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Won't there, when big old fatberg
and that, you know blocking us in.
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Alright the sewers and the
bloody coach. What else?
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The lion. The lion
was dangerous. Jesus!
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No he was a
fucking-He was caged.
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Sixty-ish percent of
the time he was caged.
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Alright, what about the time
Tillerton's head came off?
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That fucking gang shooting us.
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Fuck you! Shit.
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Thinking about it, you
know, we have been shot at
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on multitudinous occasions.
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It's gonna fucking sound bad, when
you list it like this. Alright.
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I'm not risking prison again.
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Yeah. We've got a Sonny now. We
can't take them risks anymore.
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And I've been developing a
YouTube personality actually;
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I've been getting actually
quite a lot of followers.
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What about you? Me?
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Oh you know me, Vincent,
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fingers in so many pies
they call me Fray Bentos.
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Fucking fine. Get jobs then.
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Get jobs, and pay
taxes like dickheads.
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Chatting to fucking
Daryl from accounts.
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I'm still available...
Doh you and your face..
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Settle petal. Simmer down. Just
fucking cross with you all.
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While I've been working out,
how to keep us all together,
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you fuckers have been
trying to move on.
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Fucking unbelievable.
That's the-that's it.
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That is the start of the
fucking end, right there.
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Nothing lasts forever.
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Oh fuck... It's Mrs Bishop.
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Daphne. Hello boys...
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Now then. Oyi, whatever it is,
we're closed for fucking business.
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What do you want? Want? Me?
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I'm just here to see
a few friends of mine.
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Toodle-oo.
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Friends. She hasn't got friends.
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She hasn't got fucking- She's
up to some shit, is what she-
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The only time she ever comes here
is because she wants something
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nasty doing to one
of her shag pieces.
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Come on. Fucking up to somert,
telling you now dude...
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Oh God. Alright.
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Oh for fuck's sake. Who the
fuck are these tight-skinned
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fucking whippersnappers.
She's giving them money!
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Fuck me, it's a new
gang. I fuckin' told you.
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We have left the vacuum
and these, they've come,
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and they've shagged the vacuum.
I'm fucked. Check this out now!
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Oh stomp. Stomp, stomp Hagrid.
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What the fuck is
all this shit, eh?
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Friendship my fucking cock hole,
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what's she fucking paying you
to do this bastard here, eh?
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Who the fuck are you,
you tattoo'd old twat.
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Oh... That was really
fucking rude madam.
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Rude, very rude. Rudas
a scarriott. Yeah.
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Although to be fair you are very
heavily tattooed and you know,
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nobody likes this
chin one. I regret it.
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I'm getting married, Vincent
and these lovely young people
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to help make my day
utterly perfect.
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Right. Quick question.
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Who the mucky fuck
will want to marry you?
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Wouldn't you like to know, Tommo,
but it's real love this time, and...
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...after all the
years that I've wasted
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on that bastard, I think
I've finally deserve...
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Here we go! ..some...
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I mean look at this shit.
Do you know what I mean.
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This is what you'll be working
with, it's a fucking nightmare.
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Listen to me, hey,
give over now.
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When these fuckers,
mess this job up,
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please don't come crying to
me, I'm out like hocus pocus.
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Poof! Poof.
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Bastards!
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Did I flounce out? You
flounce a bit, you flounced...
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The fuck was... Oh does
my fucking head in...
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Oh hello. Oyi. Vincent O'Neil.
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You alright?
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You don't remember me, do you?
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No...
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Do you wanna enlighten me?
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Say hello to my dad,
will yer, if you see him.
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Who the fuck is her dad...
I don't fucking know!
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Her and her dad can
kiss my bum hole.
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Oh my fucking God,
do you know that...
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What? That's Jim's daughter...
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Alison?
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Yes. Back here?
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Yes.
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I haven't seen her since her
mum poisoned her against me.
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How's she looking?
She's fucking bonnie.
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I mean, she looks nothing like you,
you know what I mean, thank Christ.
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That's the thanks you get,
for wiping their arse,
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for-for cradling them
through sleepless nights...
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No. That's a lie.
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I don't think you ever
did anything like that.
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Well it's not the
fucking point, is it?
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I was there - providing! Yeah.
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Working my hands to the
bone to put fucking rusks
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in her slobbery little gob.
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And just because I had a
sexually adventurous love affair
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behind her mother's back,
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and she got the wrong end of
the stick when she caught me
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in the back of that Mini Metro
with her best mate's mam,
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she ditches me.
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Selfish... Her own father.
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Unreal. Not a call,
not a fucking text...
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I mean, she's not my favourite
daughter, but I'm fond of her.
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What a beautiful story, by
a wonderfully beautiful man.
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You're a dick dude.
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Do you want my advice,
fucking bell her up,
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life's too short to be
holding grudges Jimbo.
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Yeah right...
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Maybe...
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Fucking maybe, oyi, you can ask
her what she's bloody up to an all,
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she's a rum fucker. I wanna
know what she's doing...
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Eh. It'll be somert good.
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She was very bright, Ally,
took after her old man...
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Wow.
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Hey, hey fucking 'ell, fucking
brain the size of a planet me.
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Is the planet made of
gas and white dog shit?
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Oh...
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Oh fucking 'ell. Oh
madam, the plot thickens,
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check that out.
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My bitch ex-wife is
getting married again.
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Hmm. Right...
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Minute the divorce came through,
bang, ring on her finger.
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The guy's loaded, of course,
owns his own PR firm,
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and I'm telling you now,
she only wants his money.
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Aye. So what's it to you?
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Well she takes me
for half of my cash
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and now she's gonna get her
hands on somebody else's money,
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oh no, no, no, not on my watch.
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Here is this ornamental.
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No.
245
00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:18,157
It looks ornamental.
246
00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:19,360
Well it's not.
247
00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:22,157
Don't fucking hurt
yourself, will yer.
248
00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:24,277
It's great big sword love.
You know what I mean.
249
00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:28,000
So erm... what've you
done to your finger then?
250
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,360
It's just an accident.
251
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,357
An accident with a fish.
252
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:36,440
A fish.
253
00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:40,197
I am not fingering fish.
254
00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:43,120
We didn't say that. You said
that. No one mentioned it. Just...
255
00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:46,237
So come on then, what
do you want us to do?
256
00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:47,760
Fuck the wedding up.
257
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,360
Get the whole
thing called off...
258
00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:56,120
This now and then the same again
when she's crying into her tiara.
259
00:13:56,920 --> 00:14:00,077
You can't ruin a woman's wedding,
it's the happiest day of her life.
260
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,597
Have you met my ex?
261
00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:03,117
No.
262
00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:07,317
No. Well these'll tell
you, she's a piece of work.
263
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:09,437
I mean she's what you'd
call a common end garden
264
00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:11,917
run of the mill, bell end.
265
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,880
Listen. Listen, I'm grateful
you brought us the job.
266
00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:18,757
But we're thieves aren't
we, professional thieves.
267
00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:21,197
Our skills aren't
tailored to breaking up
268
00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:22,717
fucking relationships man.
269
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:25,237
So you can't do the job them?
270
00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:26,680
No. We can't no.
271
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,277
Right, OK. It's just that I've-
272
00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:31,197
I've heard about another
crew rolling around,
273
00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:32,797
that might not pass
up my money, so...
274
00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:33,957
Really? Hey. Young I hear.
275
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,997
Fuck off. For fuck sake.
Well then alright then.
276
00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:39,397
He's got us there...
He's a bind.
277
00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:43,357
Oh and this time I wanna
see your mastery at work.
278
00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:45,240
I know where he lives.
279
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:47,957
I'm in!
280
00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:51,597
Argh! Argh! My fucking toe.
281
00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:55,560
Oh hell... Not ornamental.
282
00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:57,917
What are we doing here,
283
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,197
I can't believe you're
dragging me into this.
284
00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:03,557
No. No, I'm not. Don't you fucking
dare, because right a hearse
285
00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:04,837
is the perfect cover in't it,
286
00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:06,877
besides what the fuck
else were you doing today.
287
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:10,237
Actually nothing,
it's very quiet.
288
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:11,600
Dead, is it?
289
00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:13,997
Dead. There he is,
290
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:17,997
Kenton Baldwin - director
of KenWin Public Relations,
291
00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:21,520
biggest client
COME FLY airlines.
292
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:27,477
Yes. Exactly, and a smugger
twat you could not hope to meet.
293
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:30,237
We should go through his
bins. Dig up some dirt...
294
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,637
He keeps his bins down
the side of his house.
295
00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:35,797
We'd have to gain access through
this fucking front gates.
296
00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:38,800
Yeah. No problem. Just buzz
in and say we're the bin men.
297
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:43,197
It's OK, alright I'm sorry
to break it to you love,
298
00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:44,720
but it isn't that simple.
299
00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:49,160
Hello? Bin men.
300
00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:51,480
Oh.
301
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,000
Fair do's... fair do's... yeah.
302
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,157
His cars there, he might
be in. Hurry the fuck up!
303
00:15:58,240 --> 00:15:59,717
This wasn't what I had in mind.
304
00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:01,877
So listen, we'll do the
paper, you do the general.
305
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,917
You know, for a traveller,
you're surprisingly au fait
306
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,637
with suburban bin
divisions aren't yer?!
307
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,157
I take my recycling
very seriously.
308
00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:09,760
Good for you. Now
look at this...
309
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:12,317
This breaks my heart,
310
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,837
some idiot has emptied
their bathroom bin in here.
311
00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:16,437
Is that paper? No.
312
00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:18,037
Is that paper? No.
313
00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:19,357
I swear to God,
314
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,957
if I was prime minister, I'd make
it a fucking hanging offence.
315
00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:24,277
Right, well I don't think
they do hanging anymore, love.
316
00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:25,877
Well I'd bring it
fucking back. Right.
317
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,360
What is it?
318
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:31,837
Used condom, very used condom
wrapped inside a tissue.
319
00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:34,077
What's that? A used condom?
320
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,280
Right, let's have a
look. Out the way.
321
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:46,917
That is not old
spunk. That is fresh.
322
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,080
How deep were it?
323
00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:50,917
How's she supposed to
know how deep it went?
324
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,717
In the bin, you clown,
not the fucking vagina.
325
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,197
Like... here...
326
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:57,477
That's two or three days
tops, then that in't it...
327
00:16:57,560 --> 00:17:01,277
Right so, here's the thing,
if Daphne has not been over
328
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:04,757
in his house in the last two or
three days then this my friends,
329
00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:06,317
could be our smoking gun.
330
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,237
Hey! You aren't bin men!
331
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,440
Fuck! Leg it. Leg it.
332
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:40,837
Right we have found his bank
statements. Here, here and here...
333
00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:43,837
Last June: we have this OBPAY.
334
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,917
OBPAY? What the fucks OBPAY?
335
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,637
Well quite, yes, meaningless
and benign to the untrained eye,
336
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:50,317
but with a trained eye, i.e.
337
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:54,317
this guy, OBPAY is very much
the method of payment employed
338
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:57,597
in your adult establishment.
Oh that's fantastic,
339
00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:58,997
that is good news.
340
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:02,037
Right, alright so he's fucked then,
got a bit of dirt on him there.
341
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:04,280
We've got the used johnny,
we've got the wank codes.
342
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:07,920
You want dirt - look in bins.
343
00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:12,600
A very cocky energy coming off you Michael. WEBVTT
X-TIMESTAMP-MAP=LOCAL:00:00:00.000, MPEGTS:0
344
00:18:13,528 --> 00:18:16,037
Well that's him fucked in it.
We've got dirt on him already.
345
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:19,877
Oh yes, he's definitely giving
the 'grab 'em by the pussy' vibes.
346
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,917
Vinnie... Vin!
347
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,757
Well, do come in
won't you. What?
348
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:25,197
I've been thinking,
349
00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:26,757
like him with his long lost son,
350
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:29,717
I want to try and be part
of Ally's life again.
351
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,837
Err bababa. Asabababa.
352
00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:35,277
Hang on a moment, right,
because Hans never knew me.
353
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:36,557
I never knew Hans.
354
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:39,957
Whereas, your Alison might
have got the measure of you,
355
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:42,877
you mankie old scrote in
her pre-pubescent years.
356
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:47,437
Oi fucking Tom Thumb, I'm
a fucking changed man.
357
00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:49,640
I've fucking mellowed!
358
00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:54,517
And I want you to
broker a truce.
359
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,277
Why-why do I have
to fucking do it?
360
00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:59,000
Well it were your idea.
361
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:00,957
Please Vinnie..
362
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,917
Alright then, where-where
can I find her?
363
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,397
Here.
364
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:07,157
I told her mother that I wanted
to put her in my inheritance,
365
00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:10,440
and I needed her number to
fill out the forms. Hey.
366
00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:13,200
Not a daft cunt.
367
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:19,000
I've only got a few minutes,
OK. I know, it won't take long.
368
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:23,680
Christ...
369
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:27,880
Alison.
370
00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:30,800
Dad.
371
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:34,080
My little girl...
372
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:37,960
You're a woman.
373
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:41,320
Bloody good looking
woman as well...
374
00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:46,720
...mind you, your
mother was hot...
375
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,637
...in her day.
376
00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:53,517
Not now, now she looks like
she's been left out in the sun
377
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,517
too long and no amount
of Botox is gonna-
378
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:58,080
Pa pa pa pa... Yes... yeah.
379
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:08,037
I just want to say that I
know I wasn't a great husband,
380
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:11,277
and I definitely could
have been a better father.
381
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:12,997
Yeah, you can say that again.
382
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:15,757
Well let me fucking
finish. Oh come on,
383
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,517
you were either farming or
drinking or tryna get your leg over
384
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,677
anything that moved... Well,
385
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:24,520
back then it was fucking work
hard play hard, wasn't it...
386
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:28,397
Fucking pre-me too, you could
slap a woman on the arse...
387
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:29,917
No ..and it was considered
388
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,437
a sign of- Da da
da da da, just...
389
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:32,720
Fine!! Fine.
390
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:38,480
I'm sorry.
391
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:42,157
I was a bad father
392
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:46,040
and I want a second chance
to be a part of your life.
393
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:55,440
Yeah alright...
394
00:20:56,760 --> 00:21:00,677
I mean, well seen as we're
clearing the air, I erm...
395
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,040
I would like you to
admit one thing to me.
396
00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:07,560
Andrea was always
your favourite.
397
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:13,157
Favourite?
398
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:16,357
Parents don't have
favourites... Lying bastard.
399
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:19,720
Dad, come on, I'm a grown
woman, I can take it.
400
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:22,757
I know you loved me, I just,
401
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:26,120
always felt you loved
Andrea that little bit more.
402
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:30,360
All I'm asking is,
for you to finally...
403
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:32,840
...admit it.
404
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:41,997
It was no more than sixty forty.
405
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:43,560
Wow.
406
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:48,280
Arsehole.
407
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:52,237
I hope you die old and lonely,
408
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:55,717
you've got all dressed up and
you still reek of fucking pigs.
409
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,280
Alison... Ally.
410
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:05,440
How do you think
that went, then?
411
00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:12,920
Now then.
412
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:16,680
Do you live in this thing?
413
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:21,997
Yeah. Me and Fay, no
fixed abode and all that.
414
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:23,517
I think it's fucking cool.
415
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:24,920
So are you erm...
416
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:27,997
...are you back for
your dad or what?
417
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:31,757
No. Fay just seems to think
we'll get more work round here.
418
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:33,120
That's all. Hmm.
419
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:37,357
I hear you grow the
best weed in Hawley.
420
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:40,157
I do. I grow the best weed
this side of Amsterdam,
421
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,280
tell your shagging
mates that an all.
422
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,957
Just take your time,
it's a bit strong.
423
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:48,117
That is good. It's
alright, in it?
424
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,000
So, how's it going
with Mrs Bishop?
425
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:55,357
Good, good, yeah, yeah,
yeah, erm fantastic.
426
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:56,797
The 'fantastic' bit.
427
00:22:56,880 --> 00:23:00,637
That's a fib that. I'm getting
definite fucked it vibes here.
428
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,237
No, I've not! Yes you've...
429
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:03,720
No, I've not! Give me that back.
430
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:06,797
Your vibes are all wrong mate.
431
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,557
Take your fucking old man
vibes and vibe-o-metre
432
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:12,197
and go and buy some fisherman's
friends or whatever.
433
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:14,237
Well fucking fine,
I will then. Fine.
434
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:16,917
Fine. But I'm telling you
now, I've got a real feeling
435
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,680
that you might've fucked
this thing right on up there.
436
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:27,197
Well there was a slight hiccup.
437
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:28,917
Fucking sick...
438
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,080
Explain yourself. Cheers.
439
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,957
She said, her first
wedding, was awful
440
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:37,717
and the minute she stepped in
the venue, she knew it was...
441
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,000
Cursed.
442
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:44,557
But I can sense that the marriage
wasn't going to be a happy one.
443
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:48,117
And that man, he stole
the best years of my life.
444
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:51,997
But this time, I've got my
heart set on Ardley Hall.
445
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:56,637
With it's Crittall windows
and Georgian buttressing...
446
00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:59,637
The problem is, it's
a very popular venue
447
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,837
and it's booked up
for years in advance.
448
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:03,757
They only do weddings
on a Saturday.
449
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:07,157
So they've popped me on the waiting
list but no fuckers cancelling,
450
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:09,797
so I'm having to matters
into my own hands.
451
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:11,440
She a lunatic. Honestly..
452
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,677
I've acquired a list of
all the brides that are due
453
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:18,237
to get married in
the next six weeks,
454
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:22,397
and if, by some
terrible misfortune,
455
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:25,917
one of these couples should
happen to change their mind,
456
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,957
it means that I get the
wedding of my dreams.
457
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:30,117
Yay.
458
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:34,317
She selfish, spiteful and
fucking mean spirited.
459
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:37,277
Anyway we decided we
weren't gonna hurt anyone.
460
00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:38,717
Right, so what have you done?
461
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:42,117
So, you know my girlfriend
Fay, the one that called you-
462
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:44,837
Tattoo'd old twat. Yes. Yes.
463
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:47,557
So, we chose the first
people off the Bishop's list,
464
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:49,557
Martyn Dale and Jennifer Frost.
465
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:52,120
Love you, Marty pops.
Love you, Jen Jen.
466
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,637
I looked 'em up online,
they're like super square,
467
00:24:56,720 --> 00:25:01,077
super conservative, so Fay decided
the best course of action was...
468
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:02,560
Animal porn.
469
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:05,557
Fucking animal porn?
470
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:07,237
I know. That's what I said.
471
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:09,197
But listen, you
guys are old school,
472
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:12,197
our generation we know about
tech and all that stuff.
473
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:14,037
It's best way to
screw people over.
474
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:15,717
We'll plant it on
his computer...
475
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,277
Then we'll bell her
up, anonymously,
476
00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:20,040
and tell her where to find it.
477
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,840
And within a day or
two... I can't do it.
478
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:31,320
Oh fuck.
479
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:33,200
The wedding's off.
480
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:35,240
Jen?
481
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,917
So what have you done then? Well,
it was all going swimmingly.
482
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:42,437
We'd followed him to this cafe,
found his laptop password,
483
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:45,757
so all we needed to do
was break into the house,
484
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:48,277
find the laptop and
plant the porn. Right.
485
00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:51,277
Now our guy Baxter, he
is the top at break-ins.
486
00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:53,877
Trouble is, he's not
the brightest spark.
487
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:57,557
The stupid thick bastard gets
inside the house, finds the laptop,
488
00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:01,080
and all he has to do is transfer
the contents onto the laptop.
489
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:06,077
Knocked out cold.
490
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:07,917
Now Martyn arrives home.
491
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,317
Finds him. Police get called.
492
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,957
Oh. Hmm.
493
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,597
And now his brother Darren's saying
he hasn't the stomach for it.
494
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,200
So it's just me and Fay.
495
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:19,520
Oh.
496
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,397
Oh alright, you smug twat.
497
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,597
I know what you're thinking.
What am I thinking?
498
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:28,557
Young idiots not up to the task.
499
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:30,560
That is exactly
what I'm thinking.
500
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:35,157
You know, I always admired you,
501
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:37,840
when I was a kid and you
used to come to the farm.
502
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:42,317
Thought you were a
bit like Robin Hood.
503
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:45,440
Fuck it, really? No,
I'm being serious, I am.
504
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,077
You know, you always
used to say like,
505
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:52,317
'we're the forgotten generation,
us lot, so we make our own rules'.
506
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,317
I mean, that's how we feel now,
507
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,637
we just need a bit of
guidance, bit of time to learn.
508
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:58,077
Someone to learn from.
509
00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:01,877
No. You can't seriously be
suggesting that I work with you
510
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,957
and fucking Peter
Pan. Oh come on.
511
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,797
We're young, we're energetic
512
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:11,037
and from what I'm hearing your guys
aren't so enthusiastic anymore.
513
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:13,360
My guys, are just...
514
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:17,317
...you know, busy with
a lot of different...
515
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,477
They'll be back, they're
all gonna fucking listen,
516
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:21,200
don't you worry about my guys.
517
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:25,077
New blood, what new blood.
518
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:28,757
And they've got a tough one too, and
Jim's daughter's a computer whizz.
519
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:29,840
What, really?
520
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,040
J- Jim's daughter?
521
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:34,717
Have they got a vehicle guy?
522
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,240
They've got a vehicle guy.
523
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:41,560
They've got Bishops jobs
too, it's like the old days.
524
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,560
I'm thinking one more job
wouldn't hurt. Would it?
525
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:49,360
Yeah, one more job... Yeah..
526
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:54,237
One job, like the old
days. What are you saying?
527
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:57,037
No. No. I'm going back to
Blackpool in a couple of days.
528
00:27:57,120 --> 00:27:58,477
Sugar? Tommo,
529
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:01,517
I'm not helping you ruin the
happiest day of a woman's life.
530
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:04,797
Alright, alright, alright,
OK, much as I am sympathetic
531
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:06,757
to your romantic inclinations,
532
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:10,197
let me tell you this
sweetheart, this list, right,
533
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:14,317
it's exclusively made up of,
how do I say this... posh cunts.
534
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:17,837
It's a fucking double barrel led
bonanza over here, you've got err...
535
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:21,517
Hayley Taylor-Clarke,
Miranda Morgan-Fry,
536
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,597
Sarah Cheeseman...
Actually that's just-
537
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:25,680
Sarah Cheeseman?
Let's have a look.
538
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:29,680
I'm in.
539
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:33,957
Right, come on now,
concentrate, let's get started.
540
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:36,797
What about Cardi? Has
he said he was coming?
541
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,197
Not in so many words... no.
542
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:41,997
Well he fucking knows where we are,
doesn't he, if he changes his mind.
543
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:45,197
We're fucking up two weddings today,
we need to do it in specific order.
544
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:47,277
First, were gonna fuck
up Cheeseman's wedding.
545
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:51,157
Alright. Mrs Bishop pays us.
Then we fuck up her wedding.
546
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:53,677
And Mr Bishop pays us for that.
547
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:54,877
Alright.
548
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:58,437
First up... Sarah Cheeseman.
549
00:28:58,520 --> 00:28:59,837
Yes! Cheese off.
550
00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:01,557
We have a few options
open to us. Yes.
551
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:04,477
Number One: We cut
off all her hair.
552
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:07,117
Including her
eyebrows. I like that.
553
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:11,517
Number Two: We mangle her hands
so they can't get ring on.
554
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:13,677
That's a bit much that, in't it?
555
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:15,117
And C...
556
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:16,557
No. No.
557
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:18,797
It's not one, two, C is
it, it's not one, two, C...
558
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:21,037
It's one, two, three. Right,
whatever, C, whatever...
559
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:22,277
We go for the teeth.
560
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:23,877
Teeth. No.
561
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,037
Teeth, hang on a minute, am
I hearing this correctly?
562
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:27,637
Who is gonna mess up her teeth?
563
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:29,437
Can we not just shave
her shagging hair off.
564
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:31,797
What if she wears a wig? Well
then fucking do her eyebrows,
565
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:33,677
Ashley. Lord fire.
566
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:36,517
I mean she's not gonna wanna get
married looking like fucking Beaker.
567
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:39,117
Bald cunt with the glasses from
the Muppets, is it that same one?
568
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,197
Dr Bunsen. That's the
bastard. Well in dude.
569
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:42,397
Wait Muppets?
570
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:45,277
That the ones with the frog
that's wanting to fuck the pig,
571
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:47,197
but the pig's all like cunty
572
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:49,597
and like whacks him with a
karate chop, but he still...
573
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:50,877
he still fucking wants her.
574
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:54,317
Also that's such a fucking weird
take, but yes, that is the Muppets.
575
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,677
That is-That is the Muppets
in't it. Yeah she's got it.
576
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:58,997
Fucking shut up, I think we
should split into two groups,
577
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:01,677
alright we've got a Cheeseman
group. And Mrs Bishop group.
578
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:03,957
Find out how we can shave
Cheeseman's hair off.
579
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,077
OK. Here we've got
her personal calendar.
580
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:08,117
How did you get
into that so quick?
581
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:10,157
Easy peasy. Let's have
a look, we've got...
582
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:12,397
Nail appointment
tomorrow, dress pick up,
583
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:16,197
fiance's suit from dry cleaners,
cake and favours delivery,
584
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:18,597
God getting married's
stressful. Tell me about it.
585
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:20,317
What's O-W-L?
586
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:21,957
It's a night time bird.
587
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:23,560
It's an acronym.
588
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:25,760
Google it JJ.
589
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:30,757
Overwhelmingly large;
Olympic weight lifting;
590
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:32,917
older woman's league;
online weekend learning.
591
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,477
Well it's none of them is
it. Ongoing weight loss.
592
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:37,917
Bingo. That's the
one! Well done.
593
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,517
Right, yeah but that's not
what we're looking for, is it?
594
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:43,677
I know there's literally everything
here except her hair appointment.
595
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:46,237
How we gonna fuck it up if we
don't even know when it is?
596
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:48,197
Won't she have it
done on the day?
597
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:51,597
Have it done on the day, there'll
be pre-treatments, trims,
598
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:53,277
root tints, conditioning masks.
599
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:55,757
For me this is personal, so
I'm going to that nail bar,
600
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:58,080
I'm gonna get reacquainted
with my old friend.
601
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:00,997
Right, I need to ask
you a serious question,
602
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:02,600
why do you hate her so much?
603
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:22,957
It's a long story.
604
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:27,277
Right, let's just say we're getting
our nails done for a weekend away,
605
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:29,677
alright, we're mates.
Aw nice, where we going?
606
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:31,557
I don't know, do I.
607
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:34,277
Well that's not much of
a cover story, is it.
608
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:37,397
Here what about - The Lake District,
I've always wanted to go there.
609
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,437
No, it just pisses
down all the time.
610
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:42,277
Well what if were going
for a spa weekend.
611
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:44,637
Why we getting our nails
done for a spa weekend,
612
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:46,837
where we could just get them
done there? That's true.
613
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:49,797
Because we've been before
and the woman who does them
614
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:51,957
has the worst halitosis
you've ever smelt.
615
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:54,317
Oh God, the disgusting bitch.
616
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:57,080
OK, alright, we're good on
our story? Alright, let's go.
617
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,557
Oh my God.
618
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:08,037
Sarah!
619
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,237
Erin, hi.
620
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:11,437
Hi.
621
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:13,040
How long's it been?
622
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:15,317
Years. Years.
623
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:18,557
Erm girls, this is erm Sarah,
we used to work together,
624
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:19,597
back in the day.
625
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,957
Well, she used to work for
me, I was assistant manager,
626
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:24,797
she was store supervisor.
627
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:27,440
But it's so nice to
see you again. Yeah.
628
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,197
How old's that little
boy of yours now.
629
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:33,237
Err twelve. Gosh, big.
630
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:34,277
Big.
631
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:36,917
You did so well,
having him on your own.
632
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:40,400
I suppose you had no choice,
baby with a one night stand.
633
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:44,117
Oh that's a lovely ring,
when's the big day?
634
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,797
Weddings on the
twelfth, Ardley Hall,
635
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:49,277
and you won't believe the
ceremony I've got planned,
636
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:51,437
oh I was just telling
Benita here about it.
637
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:54,117
Honestly, I am so excited,
638
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:56,477
my Ged is a huge
Harry Potter fan.
639
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:58,877
Is he... A grown
man. He loves it.
640
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:01,277
He's read all the books,
he's watched all the films,
641
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:05,840
he even refers to his
you-know-what, as his magic wand...
642
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:11,797
Anyway, err as a surprise
I'm decorating the chapel
643
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:15,117
at Ardley in a Hogwarts theme.
644
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:16,717
It's a great idea isn't it?
645
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:20,317
And the crowning glory and I can
hardly believe I've managed this,
646
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:24,917
I've hired the North's
only fully trained owl
647
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:28,837
to swoop down, on cue,
over the guests heads,
648
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:31,557
and deliver our
rings for the vows.
649
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:34,677
Wow, that's... quite something.
650
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:35,840
Thank you.
651
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:39,477
It'll be a hoot, Harry Potter.
652
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:40,677
You what?
653
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:43,880
You know Dobby...
the elf, thingy.
654
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:48,197
'Slam my ears in the
oven door, to punish me'.
655
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:50,637
'Dobby only meant
to mutilate Master'.
656
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:52,917
The master... OK,
enough Dobby...
657
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:56,200
That owl's gonna be the centre
piece of the whole wedding.
658
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:59,237
It's gonna be the
most perfect day.
659
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:02,117
What happens if the
owl doesn't perform?
660
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:05,240
Well it will perform, or
it gets 'disciplined'.
661
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:09,237
And I've got a rehearsal
with the handler, so...
662
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:12,677
Yeah. Right. Well err.
663
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:15,677
Sounds like it's gonna be
the most wonderful day.
664
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:18,477
Erm yeah nice to see yer.
We'll leave you to it.
665
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:20,480
Bye. Bye.
666
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:24,117
You didn't get to the hair.
667
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:28,400
Fuck the hair, she won't get married without that owl.
WEBVTT X-TIMESTAMP-MAP=LOCAL:00:00:00.000, MPEGTS:0
668
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:36,160
Here we go. Right
that's him there.
669
00:34:37,240 --> 00:34:40,997
That's the poor twat who's marrying
Mrs Bishop. Christ Almighty...
670
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,157
Flashy cunt.
671
00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:45,637
Exactly that, yes, and we
have reason to suspect,
672
00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:47,517
that he frequents
massage parlours
673
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,517
and occasionally uses
yer casual sex worker.
674
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:51,837
Oh yeah. How do you know that?
675
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:54,077
Because we're professionals.
So how do we know that?
676
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:55,877
We through his bins.
Went through his bins.
677
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:59,357
Now listen, we can't just go
assuming, we need a bit of proof.
678
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:02,917
We're gonna send our mate in,
Rory Finnegan, to entrap him.
679
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,277
Alright. Who is Rory Finnegan?
680
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:06,637
That's the website done.
681
00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:09,517
Now you need to make a date
with Mrs Bishop's fiance.
682
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,917
My name is err Jeremy Chandler.
683
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,237
I'm the senior assistant
of Rory Finnegan
684
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:15,597
of Finnegan Enterprises Dubai,
685
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:18,157
my company is looking to set
up a very large leisure centre
686
00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:21,117
over there and would like to
raise it's profile here in the UK.
687
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:22,397
Dubai, you say?
688
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:24,677
You're very welcome to check
out our website of course,
689
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:27,197
but we would prefer to
meet Mr Baldwin in person
690
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:30,117
to discuss the potential
of his involvement
691
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,640
in this exciting new venture.
692
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:37,077
Right here, we've got a
High Def: WiFi IP camera.
693
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:38,760
Cystal-clear sound.
694
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,000
And the final piece
of the puzzle.
695
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:43,720
...the room key.
696
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:11,200
♪ Kneecap: Better Way to Live ♪
697
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:06,637
Oh Mr Baldwin, I presume.
698
00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:08,677
Rory Finnegan MBE,
699
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,480
but I don't like to
talk about my titles.
700
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:14,317
It's a delight to meet you.
701
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:15,960
Come in.
702
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:22,160
Shall we? Yes.
703
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:38,557
Right, now are you gonna
be OK as getaway driver?
704
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:41,557
Only, statistically, women
are safer drivers than men.
705
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:46,120
Oh really? Are they?
Well, statistically...
706
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:50,717
♪ Motorhead: Ace of Spades ♪
707
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:52,400
♪ If you like to gamble...
708
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:57,280
♪ You win some, lose some,
it's all the same to me
709
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:10,880
Well you asked for that.
710
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:18,080
♪ The White Stripes:
Seven Nation Army ♪
711
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:30,840
♪ I'm gonna fight 'em off
712
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:35,840
♪ A seven nation army
couldn't hold me back
713
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:38,680
♪ They're gonna rip it off
714
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:42,920
♪ Takin' their time
right behind my back
715
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:47,277
♪ And I'm talkin' to myself
at night Because I...
716
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:50,197
Now you leave the owl to me,
because I watched a YouTube video
717
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:51,837
last night and I know
what I'm doing, OK.
718
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:53,997
You ready. One, two...
719
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:55,120
Fuck sake...
720
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:58,117
Sarah Cheeseman.
721
00:38:58,200 --> 00:38:59,760
Yes? Good afternoon.
722
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:03,800
Shit.
723
00:39:16,720 --> 00:39:20,480
JJ. JJ. JJ give me a hand here!
724
00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:23,800
Ow, my fucking eyes.
725
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:26,957
What the fuck JJ.
726
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:28,797
No no no no no, down...
727
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:32,400
Get it you fucking idiot.
728
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:36,917
Oh, my eyes.
729
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,557
Fuck.
730
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:40,957
What happened?
731
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:42,800
Nothing. Err it's
still breathing.
732
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,397
Right let's go! I can't see.
733
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:47,000
Fuck sake. Hold my jacket.
734
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,680
Fucking hell...
735
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:56,117
Thought you lot were professionals.
What have you done to it?
736
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:57,677
It's resting. Get in.
737
00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:59,160
Get in!
738
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:10,360
...there would be trips to and from,
for yourself and your colleagues...
739
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:15,757
...but essentially what we're
looking for old chap is a UK based
740
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:18,317
promotional agency to help us...
741
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:21,277
Oh I am starving.
What did you bring?
742
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:23,397
Right, well listen I don't
know your tastes do I,
743
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:25,677
so I just got a selection.
I got ham, cheese
744
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:28,037
and the old reliable
tuna sweetcorn.
745
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:31,277
Oh I fucking hate tuna.
You can't take that...
746
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:34,517
Shit, shit, shit...
Fuck, where is he going?
747
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,117
He's going in the fucking room.
748
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:38,317
Distract him. Fuck's
sake. I'll handle it
749
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:39,640
Don't go.
750
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:44,397
Oh mate, mate, sorry, there's
just been a little bit of
751
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:46,840
a misunderstanding
about the room, erm...
752
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:52,520
Oh. Oh... Now we're talking!
753
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:57,800
Bit over-zealous, but
err... very effective.
754
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:05,677
Hello, who is this?
755
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:07,437
We've got your...
756
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:09,077
I can't hear a word
that you're saying.
757
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:11,317
I said: we have your owl.
758
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:12,437
Towel?
759
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:15,597
No, fucking forget it.
Postpone the wedding!
760
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:17,200
Or the owl gets it!
761
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:22,560
Just to be clear, we're not
actually killing the owl.
762
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:25,480
I'll kill you before
I'll kill the owl.
763
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:29,037
Argh. Oh sorry.
764
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:30,757
Excuse you.
765
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:33,477
You look like a man who
knows how to enjoy himself.
766
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:36,037
Ahah. You've got that right.
767
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:38,237
We're men of means,
men of the world,
768
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:42,397
what say we find ourselves
a couple of companions
769
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:44,277
for the rest of evening.
770
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:46,677
Unfortunately, Rory... Yeah
771
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:48,957
...those days are behind me. Oh.
772
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:51,957
I've met a wonderful woman
and I'm getting hitched.
773
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:56,320
Yeah, well, what the
eye doesn't see...
774
00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:59,280
...the heart can't mourn.
775
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:01,957
No. No?
776
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:03,477
No, no, no.
777
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:05,957
What happens in Hawley
stays in Hawley.
778
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:08,197
Daphne's a fucking
catch. Is she?
779
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:10,597
Oh yeah, let me tell you.
780
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:12,757
Amazing in the bedroom.
781
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:15,037
What she can do with her tongue.
782
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:17,760
Yes... must be laws against it.
783
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:22,720
So apart from the
occasional condom wank.
784
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:25,960
I'm a one woman man.
785
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:30,877
Have fun.
786
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:32,680
See yer.
787
00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:38,437
Sorry lads. I tried everything,
788
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:40,277
but there's no chance
he's cheating on Mrs B.
789
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:42,717
He is smitten, this lad. We saw.
790
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:44,637
What is yo use all smiling
for? Look at his face.
791
00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:46,757
Look at his little face.
You don't know, do you?
792
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:49,240
No.
793
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:51,720
Excellent work fella.
794
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:54,880
Yeah. Go Ashley.
795
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:00,680
You got me my venue!
796
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:04,320
I hope you have the
most wonderful day.
797
00:43:05,240 --> 00:43:08,477
♪ Black Rebel Motorcycle
Club: Spread Your Love ♪
798
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:11,120
Release the hounds.
799
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:21,520
Fabulous money making caper but
have you ever flown, COME FLY?
800
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:24,877
The people on that airline...
801
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:27,637
...it's like a Rochdale
nightclub at throwing out time,
802
00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:31,677
hideously ugly people going
on hen do's and lads weekends.
803
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:37,157
Mick the builder, with his tats
and his big tit girlfriend.
804
00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:39,637
They haven't got three
brain cells between them.
805
00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:44,000
Taking hideously dumb
chavs abroad since 1982.
806
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:47,117
Stop! Stop!
807
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:49,077
♪ Fly. Fly, fly, fly...
808
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:52,837
A prominent PR mogul has resigned
today after making a series
809
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:55,797
of disparaging remarks about
the customers of one of
810
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:57,517
his biggest clients.
811
00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:01,037
Earlier today, a private
conversation was published in
812
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:04,357
which Kenton Baldwin made a
series of shocking comments
813
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:05,640
about customers...
814
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:33,877
Hey up me duck, err
here I am, guess where?
815
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:35,797
Ireland. With me wife Carol,
816
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:38,197
she wants to show me where
she grew up, and err...
817
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:40,557
She says we might even meet a
leprechaun if we're lucky...
818
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:42,437
Oh yes, we'll probably
see some leprechauns.
819
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:44,357
But they'll probably be
cobbling their shoes.
820
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:47,157
Cobbling their little
boots. Or is it a joke.
821
00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:50,920
Anyway I love you man and
err, don't die or anything.
822
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:54,920
Oh he's a fucking heart breaker.
823
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:02,437
What do you think then?
824
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:04,160
I think you've done a good job.
825
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:08,997
I am concerned your dad might not
approve with your career choices.
826
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:11,957
Oh fuck him. My dad's a cunt.
827
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:14,520
You have a lot more in common
with him, than you know.
828
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:17,160
God.
829
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:21,720
What the fuck...
830
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:28,320
Urg... Just I'm sorry,
hang on a minute. Be back.
831
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:36,957
Davey.
832
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:38,917
Not me Guvnor.
833
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,320
Davey, what the fuck
are you doing, man?
834
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:45,840
Now the name is
Alfred. Alfred Barnard.
835
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:53,357
How are you gonna afford this?
836
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:55,157
Therein lies a
very cunning plan.
837
00:45:55,240 --> 00:45:56,997
Which involves me going
for a four days...
838
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:58,797
...to Dusseldorf.
839
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:00,477
You are here for the bukkake.
840
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:02,957
Yeah right. Yeah. What's
the worst that can happen.
841
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:04,640
No no no no no.
842
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:07,360
You didn't take
the insurance? No.
843
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:11,400
You mention bukkake
one more fucking time.
844
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:20,800
Fingering fish again?
845
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:30,120
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