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- Congratulations, dad! - Thank you, boys.

"Happy 80th birthday". This is not my age, Anna-Kat.

It seemed like a good estimate.

And why is the tiger to attack me?

So many comments. Do you want the card or not?

And this is mine.

There are 99 actions of fivenext.

They are doing amazing things in the area of ​​biotechnology.

Each action is worth a cent, But over time,

- It can be worth millions. - or nothing.

- or millions. - Congratulations, dad!

It is a coupon for a clean room.

I am nine years old. What is your excuse?

What it was? The father is always upset me To clean my room.

By chance, I love it. And I'll use it now. It will clean your room.

Balls. I expected you to lose your coupon.

Three children with three gifts that are worth less than a dollar.

And then? Where is your gift?

- The mother forgot! - I didn't forget!

I would never forget My husband's birthday.

Ready, I forgot! Now, I will refilate With the kids to divert attention.

Are the years of your father And they didn't even make breakfast?

- Okay, okay. - It is good.

Who educated you? Don't answer!

I have your gift, But I can't be a surprise.

- For tonight. - I knew.

You will give the birthday dinner

That you promised me!

Good! How did you know?

Finally, an adult dinner.

No, a literary hall in which we discuss Art and we use scarves indoors!

I've been asking this for years, and let's do it!

The only question is ... what scarf I use?

The true question is What scarf I use to hang me?

American Housewife

Girls, I did crap. I forgot the years of Greg.

This is not good. I did the same to Celeste And practically led to our divorce.

and all the other women with whom He slept that they were not your wife.

She knew I was a ram When you married me.

My God, what a good argument. Did you use this in court?

I used it, But the judge was Capricorn, so ...

heavens, sorry. In hablo crazy.

What was it with Greg?

told him I didn't forget of his years.

Now, I have to give a dinner. Can you go?

Me and Richard let's go. Anything to get rid of the kids.

"Mother! Play with us!" Seriously, they seem like they don't even know me.

I will also. Can I take a new girlfriend?

is called CRISSY, It's therapist and I think it can be it.

- Are you at Tinder right now? - I just see.

Heavens!

Didn't you forget about your father's years?

Because this seems done at the last minute.

Food suppliers, which I contacted We were canceled this morning.

Doesn't anyone believe?

Somebody?

It was what I thought. Today, it is a night of adults.

So you go up there and stay there until morning.

And if there is an earthquake, a rapture or a technological uniqueness?

can only go down if there is visible blood, an active bleeding.

Have to fill this above the line.

Very well! All up there!

- Remember to clean the room for the father. - I was going to clean! Creed!

What is that thing you are sleeping with,

WARNINGS YEARS AFTER And your children are grown

- And did you lose all this time? - A coma?

A coma.

- I'm ready for my salon. - Excellent!

because Doris and Angela They must be almost arriving.

Doris and Angela? Are they the ones who come?

Who will I have intellectual debates with?

Angela is cultured. She is part from a reading club to lesbians.

She won't let me go, because she thinks I'll come with my hair.

But they know It's not a normal dinner, right?

Because I'm going to read a poem!

If Doris asks you Because we couldn't go to dinner with them,

It was because of your herniated surgery. Understood? Excellent.

I didn't have a hernia. Why did you lie?

I can't tell you the truth. The dinners at her house are horrible!

Or Richard is on the phone or talk about traffic.

- And Doris is done to you all the time. - No, don't do it.

- Why did you give me a hernia? - I don't know!

She suddenly invited me. - How will I continue this lie?

I don't talk about it. And don't take it at all heavy.

What a parvo. You know I hate when you put me in these situations.

How do I pretend I have a hernia?

This will help.

Hello!

- Congratulations, Greg! - Congratulations, Greg!

- Hello everybody! - Congratulations!

Hello.

- Are we long enough? - Shut up!

Welcome! Take the coats.

- Good thing we came. - Thanks.

Great.

Hernia!

I have a hernia.

Its southern zone is still well swollen.

Very well, toc girl. Enjoy you.

Halloween, Christmas ... this.

- Do you lend me the charger? - Of course, if you find it.

This is disgusting.

My Babete Sweater! I looked for it so much!

- Your what? - Babete sweater.

When like something with fat In my room,

seen the nightgown to protect the clothes. Great, no?

I am afraid for your future.

I can't believe I played it!

And there is nothing clean here enough To clean your hands!

Don't worry, It is covered with so much old food

- You didn't even touch the fabric. - You should be arrested.

Guys? There is a fire in the room.

- Mother? - Visible blood!

He is well.

So, Richard, how do everything go?

CRISSY, Angela told me that you are therapist.

Do you like it?

The best question is, "Do you like being a mother?"

Richard, what are you writing?

Nothing? He is well.

What are we going to do? The parents will kill us!

Well, the father will give a sermon

And the mother will take the doors of our rooms.

"That would be terrible for you, Oliver." - I have nothing to hide.

But we also have to hide this,

And the only way to happen It is keeping us together.

Like this slice of pizza trapped in Taylor's mathematics book?

Algebra Practice

That's why the class is so confused!

- Your hand is so big. - Thanks.

- I feel safe. - I'm glad to know.

Doris, let's compare hands.

So as to!

Heavens! Greg went to get One of your thin books of poetry.

- Those are the worst. - Who wants a sonnet?

- No. - Almost.

Changing the subject. Greg, you seem to be recovering well.

- Recovering? - From surgery to hernia you did.

Yes, the operation went very well. It was nothing important.

Katie said it was and had many complications.

Then. Having rushed well was a complication,

because they expected it to run badly, But when it went well,

confused everyone and ...

Because they thought: "Why don't you go wrong?"

And then ... I started to bleed from the tail.

I will pick it up.

What it was?

How you are holding on this if you did the surgery?

These pills for pain give me a false sense of strength.

I hope not to be the bleeding of the tail again.

What's going on?

Okay, we lied. Greg did not have herniated surgery.

They are our friends. We must tell the truth.

Yes, thanks.

The true reason for not going At dinner last week is ...

... we had to do therapy for couples.

Our wedding is not going well.

So, do you do therapy for couples?

She is not a witchcraft. It is a professional question.

- She is a doctor. - I'm not a doctor. I'm a psychologist.

But he knows how to play the doctors.

- Can we go? - Richard, pretends to be going to the bathroom

And play on the mobile phone, as you do at home.

Our wedding is in trouble It's been a while ago.

I know, it's a shock.

- It will be? - It makes sense.

Please feel at the table.

Katie, can I talk to you a minute?

Let's talk About our bad marriage.

Is that what is it telling the truth? Another lie?

It had to be! You couldn't pretend May you have the hernia!

Now they think that marriage has problems.

But there is no! Perceive How lies work, right?

But everyone believed so easily. No one said, "What?"

- I wanted one: "What?" - Therapy is the perfect lie.

It's personal, no one will ask more questions.

- I don't like any of this. - We won, Greg!

Enjoy the victory! Have fun!

Remember, we have to pretend that we went through a bad bit.

Don't find me so charming as you usually find.

It will not be difficult.

Guys, I don't want to be convinced, But I think we got it.

Good job, Taylor. But I also went to get this from the attic

to paint over.

Now we need a screwdriver To open the can.

I'm going down there to get one.

- But the mother said to be here. - Believe me, she won't even notice.

Visible blood!

He is well.

We will have to open the can with whatever is here.

No.

No.

No.

I no longer have pencils. I give up.

ink for interiors

go there, sweetie. Uses these lit.

He arrives. I was ashamed Ahead of my family.

Today you will sleep with the Legos.

And that's how it is done.

No!

Know that what you are Doing is very healthy.

Thanks. But me and Katie We've never been better.

Therapy is to prevent, like ant traps.

What a funny topic. Let's talk about ants.

They knew they get up to 30 times The weight of your body?

Greg, there is no harm in doing therapy.

I attend most people in Westport.

Should the mayor be ashamed?

This is not a violation of customer confidentiality?

Balls.

Do not be hard with you, Greg, Any man would already be fed up.

We understand.

Sorry, but what do you understand?

You think I'm the reason We are doing therapy?

- Katie! - Katie!

- Greg, tell them that this is not the case. - This is the case.

Can we talk about your office?

Let's continue to speak About our bad marriage

And how it's her fault.

Poor Greg.

I hate to see them like this, But I love to see him to move away.

- "Poor Greg"? It should be "poor katie"! - We won, Katie. Enjoy the victory.

You like it. It is a small victory for you.

Fun, but I hate who are judging me.

Doris is horrible for Richard

And Angela can't be in a relationship for nothing.

If we tell the truth, They will think we are crazy.

You started this lie. Now, let's go to the end.

He is well.

And don't forget to treat me badly,

so that they know that it is your fault.

It will not be a problem.

Says to absorb the ink. Do not rub, or the stain gets worse.

- Can you help, please? - A second.

I'm trying to take the paint From my nordstrom nightgown, not rack.

Ready! It's damaged! Now, help!

Let's see if you like it!

Unlucky yours. These are my babe pants!

Guys!

C'um ...

My God! Crossed the wall. What do we do now?

First, we have on my tongue.

The car trip is the first part. Then it is by train.

If you get 7:21, I arrive at the city at 8:28.

But if you get 7:26, I get there at 8:45.

Please count more.

Stop punishing us by encouraging Richard talking about his trip.

We just said therapy was good!

- And I'm the problem. - Okay! You realize!

For you to know, you both is that they should have therapy for couples.

- You can't have the rated rated! - Like this?

- You are so beautiful. - And you are always talking bad about him!

Do you talk about me?

Listen, Katie is projecting.

Sometimes we have repressed anger And we chose to discharge.

No! This is not that.

I lied. Greg and I do not do therapy.

I invented everything not to have to tell you the truth.

We canceled because the dinners In your house they are terrible.

The dinners in my house

They are much better than this crap Full of poetry and lies!

I imagine you lie About Greg's colon

not to go to the sound bath with me.

Why do you give me health problems?

They believe it easily! You have sick air, Greg.

- Be calm. - You're right.

And to put this in perspective, Maybe you will read a poem.

I think Anne Sexton said ...

Do you think she only lies to us?

- She forgot about your years. - What?

And she gave this dinner at the last minute as a disguise.

I don't believe. I believe, yes.

- Walk, Richard. Let's go. - But now there's a joke.

CRISSY, let's go.

You have forgotten my years and have lies.

I lied, but, Before you are very upset,

- Remember your high tension. - Right.

Wait, is it high? I don't know what to believe more!

I'm glad you came.

- We want to talk about yesterday. - Yes.

I'm confused. You take breakfast at home

And then come here to take another one?

Why don't you understand this?

The beautiful ones are usually stupid.

Let's go to the subject. Katie has to be locked.

I agree. Her lies They are a problem for everyone.

She has to be confronted, And my friend Crissy can help.

Now, it's just "friend"?

Well, I've been doing little eyes to the new maid.

She ... no. You are only putting the contact lens.

My girlfriend Crissy can help.

I received the message. Where is James Van Der Beek?

- It's not here. This is an intervention. "I wuck above my knees for this?"

We came to talk about your lies.

I would love it, but I have to take Greg to colonoscopy.

You have a serious problem.

Katie, sit, please.

The lies caused a pit in your relationships

And you have to start telling the truth.

Maybe you have you to start telling the truth.

- You don't have a diploma to do that. - Ready.

- Let's end this. - He is well.

What lies you have told Doris, to Angela and Greg?

Right.

Doris, remember the money that gave me To bet when I went to Foxwoods?

Li. Did not lose. I spent the money on a giant daiquiri.

Doris, do you remember what we say?

- Thank you for your sincerity. - Nothing.

Angela, remember you When you aligned my chakras

And I told you that you left me calmer with my children?

When I got home, I sat at Oliver.

Thank you for your sincerity.

Greg, remember to tell you I stopped using veal on the roller

Why didn't you want to eat baby cows?

- Don't say, don't say. - I didn't stop.

So sad. So tender.

Katie, why minds?

You don't seem to be afraid to tell the truth.

No, I don't have. I can use The people around to prove it.

You, with the laptop! A month ago

May I read your script over your shoulder And it's terrible.

If you don't fear tell the truth to a stranger,

Because you have to lie, To the people who love?

I lie because I love you.

- What? - I don't want to hurt you.

And I want to continue to put it on in the roll of meat.

Katie, you said many truths today. Are there any more that have not counted?

There is.

Doris, I know I told you that you are very severe,

But the truth is that ... You are the strongest person I know.

Thank you for your sincerity.

And, Angela, I know that sometimes, I enjoy with you for a lamechas ...

... but you are the most kind person I know.

Thank you, Katie, for your sincerity.

And, Greg, the truth is that ... You are the best person I know.

Full stop. I love you.

I ask for immense excuse for forgetting my years.

It doesn't hurt. I love you too.

While we are in this train of truth, You seem to be a good person, so ...

- Get out of the train. - Seriously?

Are you going to betray me?

Woman, I don't know What happens to you today,

But you're really good!

If she didn't clean the room, You'll read poetry.

- Culture should not be punishment. - But it is.

- Ready to show me the room? - Enter!

- Anna-Kat, do you have any six? - Sorry, Oliver. Go to fishing.

Taylor? What did you do?

You cleaned the room!

I cleaned and reorganized.

Well, in practice, "reorganize" It means it was organized,

But good work, puppy.

Great. It's great!

How long will we keep this secret?

- Until I go to college. - No, until I go.

You are saying the same thing.

Congratulations! From now on, I won't lie so much.

Thank you love.

- "Cup for a free literary hall." - You can invite your boring friends.

You can talk about everything you want. You can use any fatiota ...

Do you know? That sands Crissy. Perhaps A healthy marriage has lies.

So ours is the best.

Thanks.

ten years later

Now that Taylor has left, The house is so empty.

But we can finally Do whatever we want with the room!

Let's get rid of bed and put a giant Jacúzi.

But what the radius?

But what the radius?

"Dear parents, when they read this,

"The crime will have prescribed.

"Signed by Taylor, Anna-Kat and Oliver."

This explains Because Taylor had books in her room.

This is quite disturbing.

It is obvious that we cannot Have your literary hall today, Greg.

So when?

Subtitles: João Domingos