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Boom, boom! Raatid!
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Yo, this be Ali G.
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I's from England, which is basically
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a shitty version of America.
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I's come here to Los Angeles,
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or as it is known, the Big Apple,
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to spread the "kah-nowledge"
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and maybe even bone a Kardashian...
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apart from Khloé, obviously.
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Some fool out there say
that LA ain't classy.
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Well, if that be true, then how comes
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I is sittin' in a Jacuzzi
in the back of a limousine
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with two girls who
cost me 60 bucks each?
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And this one over here said
she'd play with me beast
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and tickle me balls for another 20.
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Go on, go, mas!
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By the way, is there any
way you could do it for 14?
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Is there any way you
could lend me six bucks?
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1x11 - "Books"
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Booyakasha.
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Check it!
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People has been reading
books for millions of years.
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But thanks to new technology,
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now they is able to write them as well.
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That is why I is off to New York
to sell some book ideas.
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Bo!
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I has written a romance book.
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The title is...
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"A Kiss on the Lips."
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Not those ones, you dirty devil.
Normal ones.
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Who knows hoes more than
anyone else in the world?
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Me.
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This is written from a man...
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who has boned over six bitches.
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And nine if you include
fingers and thumbs.
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It's called "De Crown."
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Story is this...
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Some terrorists come into the UK...
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and they manage to stick a grenade...
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up the Queen's punani.
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And, like, I's got
48 hours to get it out.
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Now, I didn't quite hear what you said.
Where's this bomb been hidden?
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- In her poony.
- That's a little bit off-kilter.
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That's more of a thriller/espionage,
and I do primarily science fiction.
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All right, well, I can set it, like,
on a spaceship.
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Does you know how much money
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the film "Lord of the Rings" has made?
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- I have no idea.
- Literally thousands of dollars.
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Hundreds, millions of dollars.
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Me is gonna write a book version
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of the film "Lord of the Rings."
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But there is a book
called "Lord of the Rings."
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The movie was based on a book
called "Lord of the Rings."
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Problem is, when bitches is reading
it on the bus or in a library,
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dem don't have the privacy
to strum their own banjo.
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You know,
flick their own baked bean.
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So, de answer is that this book
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stimulate not only the mind...
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but also de punani.
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How? I'll show you.
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It vibrate.
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I would say this would
be a first in publishing.
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I've never heard of anything like this.
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Here is the story.
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It start off... President Bush
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and his missus, Laura,
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they is opening a swimming pool.
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She sees the lifeguard.
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She look at his face.
Nice.
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She look at his bling.
Nice.
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She look at his dong.
Very nice.
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We is all heard of World War II...
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but did you know that
a few years before dat...
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was somefing called World War I?
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Yeah, sure.
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I's got new "introviews"
with "Germansin" that
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is gonna, like, throw a whole
new light on the whole thing.
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- Contemporary Germans?
- No doubt.
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They was students staying at
my mate Ricky C's mum's house.
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Me axed one of the girls if
her granddad was Arnold Hitler.
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You know,
the one with the small 'tashe?
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- Yeah, I know who Hitler is.
- No doubt.
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'Cause she had, like, a
similar one on her...
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So, me was chatting to her,
and the moment me said it,
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she get up, put her panties back on,
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and I ain't never heard from her since.
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Explain that.
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You'd have to explain it.
I couldn't explain it.
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She speak like this,
"I can't think like this!
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Me husband is the most powerfulest man
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in the whole world, probably.
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The only reason 'im went
and did that war with Iraq
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was 'cause I made one comment
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'bout what Saddam Hussein's
cock must be like."
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Interesting.
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- Got one other book idea.
- What is that?
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I is gonna write...
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President Bush's autobiography.
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- You're gonna write his biography?
- Autobiography.
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Well, yeah, okay.
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Why would he even
consider listening to you?
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Three words...
five... thousand...
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dollars... cash.
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That means nothing to him.
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All right, five billion dollars.
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- Where are you gonna get $5 billion?
- That's where you comes in.
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- Is you up for handing over some cash?
- Well, I think the most ad...
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you're not gonna like the
figure 'cause it's so low,
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- Yo.
- but at this point, the only figure...
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the only amount I
could possibly give you
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is $50 to sign this book.
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I'll take it.
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Yakshemesh.
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In Kazakhstan,
country music very popular.
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Dolly Parton, Johnny Cash,
and Cyndi Lauper...
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"Girls Just Want to Have [beep]."
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I learn how to be country music star.
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Jankooey.
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Dance up to the middle and back.
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- Step forward.
- Come on, walk on up.
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- And back. Come on back.
- Go like that. Step backwards.
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Back up, back up. Gotta
move your whole body.
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There you go.
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Can I teach you Kazakh music?
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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- We do dance with line very nice.
- Okay.
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First move is, how you say?
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Go for a walk with your hands.
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Yes, and next, beat the gypsy.
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Uh, beat the gypsy.
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How you call a man who
do with another man?
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- Homosexual?
- Yes.
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You walk like homosexual.
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No, like this.
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La... yes? Yes?
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With a smile.
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- Do you know Kazakh music?
- No, I'm not familiar with it.
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- Do you know Korki Buchek?
- No.
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He is number-one star.
This song, "Bing Bang."
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Good.
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- You know this?
- I do not know that, no.
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Please, Mr. Wagoner,
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can you teach me how
to write country song?
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I'll try. I'll tell you some
tips that maybe would help you.
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- It is story about my first wife, Oksana.
- Mm-hmm.
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♪ This a song about my
wife before she die. ♪
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- How did she die?
- Uh, she die in a field. Um...
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sh... bullet from a hunter.
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- Because of...
- An accident.
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... of her size, he think she a bear.
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- I see, all right, okay.
- Because she have much hair on body, too.
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Yeah, okay. Go ahead.
Excuse me.
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Uh, my sister make my family very proud.
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- Should I write about her?
- Sure.
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She was... voted
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by Almaty Chamber of Commerce
as best sex in mouth.
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She is number two or three prostitute
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of country of Kazakhstan.
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Well, that's wonderful.
That's great.
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- Yes, yes.
- Because that's a talent, too, you know?
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All right, everybody.
Let's show 'em how we do it
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here in Tucson, Arizona.
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Please welcome, all
the way from Kazakhstan,
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they are Ba-rot and
his Cowboy Astana Band.
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Give 'em a nice round of
hoot 'n' holler applause.
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This song called...
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It mean, "In my country,
there is a problem."
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Bear with me...
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♪ In my country, there is problem ♪
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♪ And that problem is transport ♪
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♪ It take very, very long ♪
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♪ Because Kazakhstan is big ♪
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- # Throw transport down the well #
- Come on!
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♪ So my country can be free ♪
♪ So my country can be free ♪
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♪ We must make travel easy ♪
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♪ Then we have a big party... ♪
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♪ In my country, there is problem ♪
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♪ And that problem is the Jew ♪
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♪ They take everybody money ♪
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♪ They never give it back ♪
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♪ Throw the Jew down the well... ♪
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- # So my country can be free #
- # So my country can be free #
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♪ You must grab him by his horns ♪
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♪ Then we have a big party ♪
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- # If you see the Jew coming #
- Come on!
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♪ You must be careful of his teeth ♪
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♪ You must grab him by his money ♪
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♪ And I'll tell you what to do... ♪
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Everybody!
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- # Throw the Jew down the well #
- # ...Jew down the well #
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- # So my country can be free #
- # So my country can be free #
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- # You must grab him by his horns #
- # You must grab him by his horns #
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- # Then we have a big party #
- # Then we'll have a big party #
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- # Throw the Jew down the well #
- # Throw the Jew down the well #
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- # So my country can be free #
- # So my country can be free #
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- # You must grab him by his horns #
- # You must grab him by his horns #
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♪ Then we have a big party. ♪
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Thank you!
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Wagwan.
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Politics.
Everyone has heard the word.
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But what does it really mean?
I don't know.
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But the people round here knows.
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Is Democracy all that?
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I think one of the famous
politicians, Winston Churchill,
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once said that, uh...
something like that,
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"Democracy is the worst form of
government except for all the others."
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- That's right, absolutely.
- And I think what he meant...
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That's right.
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- I think what he meant was...
- Wicked, that's...
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That's what he said.
"It's the worst form of government
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except for all the others."
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- The others?
- Others like dictatorships and totalitarian...
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he was talking about Hitler and
Stalin and sort of comparing what it
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was like to live in these other
systems that didn't have democracy.
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But in England we don't have
democracy and we do all right.
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England is a democracy.
You have democracy.
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- It's just a little different.
- You just carry it out differently.
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- Well, does you live there?
- I've lived there, in England.
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- I've lived there, too.
- Well, I's lived there all me life,
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so I think me know a little
bit more about this than you.
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- Oh, you know a lot more.
- Okay, I'm sure you do.
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You know, like, did you know
England is part of Great Britain?
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- Yes.
- Sure.
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All right, where's the capital?
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- The capital of which, of...
- England.
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Of England? London is what
I thought was the capital.
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All right.
All right, so you does know your stuff.
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- So, why does so few young people vote?
- Part of it is that they don't...
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either they don't believe
that their vote matters,
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they've got other things that
they want to do with their time...
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Wouldn't it be more betterer,
instead of having a votin' age,
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just sayin', "All right, if
youse got pubes, you can vote"?
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Uh, I... you know, I
would be willing to try it
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in some smaller way,
first as an experiment
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in something like that
and seeing, if we did that,
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would that... how that would work.
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What does you think, Professor?
Could you do that and just say,
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"Yo, if youse got pubes, you can vote.
If you can't, you ain't an adult."
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Well, one of the questions
is how do you prove that?
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Well, I'll check the girls, a'ight.
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Regardless of what
anybody says about you,
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when you reach 18, you can vote.
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But why 18?
As we say on the street,
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"If there's grass on
the pitch, let's play."
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But that has nothing to do with
you being responsible for yourself.
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Does you not agree,
"If there's fluff on the muff,
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then she is old enough"?
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I-I-I suppose, in some way,
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if you're saying
if a person is able to have a child...
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does that person get to be able to vote?
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Shouldn't clever people get to
vote more times than stupid people?
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'Cause I don't see any
reason why I should get
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the same amount of votes as
somebody who's an "ignoranus".
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I think that's a question
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that has challenged people
for hundreds of years,
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and so, no, the answer to
your question is "no."
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Is it true that more people vote
for the winner of "American Idol"
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- than voted for the president?
- All I know is that about half the people
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who could vote for president
vote and about half don't.
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So, legally, should Ruben
Studdard be president?
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Okay, you have to remember,
on "American Idol,"
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you can sit there at your phone all day
and call every second, okay?
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It's not one vote, one person.
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Does you think it's 'cause he's black
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- that he ain't president?
- No. - No.
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- It's different being president.
- It is much different,
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and, of course, people
in the entertainment arena
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have become president... Ronald
Reagan was a big Hollywood star and...
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And it's just happened again.
Arnold Schwarzenegger,
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who was a big movie
star his entire life,
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he started out and ran
for Governor of California.
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- And weight lifter, too, remember?
- I think youse got it wrong.
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He probably played a role in
a movie where he was a governor.
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He didn't actually become a governor.
They is... it's make-believe.
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- Actually...
- No, he actually did become a governor.
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Just 'cause he plays a
Terminator don't mean he is...
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I used to think that
he was the Terminator.
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Then when I saw him in a different film,
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in "Kindergarten Cop," me realized
that, obviously, him weren't.
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He is now Governor of California.
Honestly, I'm not lying to you.
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So, who's your guy that you
hope is gonna get president now?
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Uh, Kerry. John Kerry.
I'm supporting him.
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But ain't that ridiculous?
I mean, he's a very good actor.
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He was good in "Pet
Detective," whatever,
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but why should he have
the right to be president?
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- Just 'cause...
- You're thinking about Jim Carrey, I think.
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Well, whatever. You said
Jim, we said John. Whatever.
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John Kerry, different person.
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- Different person.
- Different person.
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- I know it's a different person.
- John Kerry.
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His on-screen personality and him offscreen.
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- No.
- I'm sure he's into politics, whatever.
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No, I'm not campaigning right now
for anyone who has been in a movie.
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20 years ago, women didn't have
the vote, but now they is equal.
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Does you think, in 20 years' time,
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- animals will have the vote?
- No, I don't think that.
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- Why not?
- It would be so hard...
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to be able to prove that...
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that almost every
animal that we know about
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could understand what
they're voting about.
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Wicked. Keep it real.
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- Very fun, very fun.
- Respect.
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- All right.
- Respect.
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- Take care.
- Respect.
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- Respect. Respect.
- Yo, respect. Sick.
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Wait a sec.
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Hello, who is this?
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It's Arpo Collin.
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- Harper Collins?
- Who is this, Arpo or Collin?
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It's Collin.
What, you wants to offer me money
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for the book that you
is heard about me doing?
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How much?
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Two hundred thousand pounds?
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What?
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Yo, listen, I won't chat
about it to anyone else.
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I needs to decide right now, does I?
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All right, give me one minute.
I is just in the bath.
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Safe, give you a ring back.
Thank you.
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Does you know who that was?
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Another book person.
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Yeah, but they wouldn't do
that like that over the phone.
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- Well, them did it. You heard it.
- They... they...
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- You heard it, the camera.
- They would send a written contract.
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