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Wang belly
and govern da ting, a'ight!
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Since this show was
recorded 10 years ago,
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there is more equality.
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Luckily, there ain't no longer
prejudice against homo sapiens
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and we can celebrate that at last,
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batty men has got the same
rights as normal people.
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There has also been
nuff medical advances.
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Last year me Julie went to Lithuania
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and for just 60 squid she
got a new pair of swingers.
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38DD.
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Well, the left one is,
the other one fell out.
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So check out me show!
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De Rezurection of Ali G.
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Everything cook and curry!
Wes wes.
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1x09 - "Women"
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sync & correction by f1nc0
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Keep it real.
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Easy now. If you ain't careful,
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sex can lead to some terrible things.
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Herpes, squat rot, or even worse,
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something called a relationship.
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That's why I is off to meet John Gray,
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to find out how to avoid one.
A'ight.
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With men and women,
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does you think that men
should marry only one woman?
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Does you believe in mahogany?
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I do. I personally believe in
monogamy, for me personally.
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How come in some religions,
it's all right to have more than wife?
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Like the "Morons," you know?
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Like sometimes I wish I was a "Moron."
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- Well, it's the Mormons or the Muslims.
- Well, whatever.
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In both those religions it's
okay to have more than...
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more than one wife. So I've
helped lots of men with this
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who, you know, they'll be
with a woman, she's great,
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and then they just lose interest
and they don't understand
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because all these other
women seem so much better.
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For real, it's like with me Julie.
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Me know there is
definitely someone better.
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Well, I don't know if
she'd like to hear that.
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Yo. No, I is told her.
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Okay. But what you want
to do is not tell her.
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Yeah. But then she
get cocky or whatever,
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you know, like, "Look at
me, I could get anyone."
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I say, "Yo, I could do a lot
better than you. So shut up."
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Well, that's not a nice thing to say.
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Let me tell you about a problem that
I got at the moment with me Julie.
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'Bout two months ago,
me convinced me Julie
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to let me take some,
like, arty photos of her.
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Like very tasteful or whatever.
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- Anyways, I was showing them
to me mates... - Yes.
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and then dem came up with
this idea of, like, sending
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them to this magazine
called "Shaven Amateurs."
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Anyway, dem published dem,
and now me Julie is like,
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well-menstrual, really eggy.
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What must me do?
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Well, you're gonna have
to pay the price for that.
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You violated her trust.
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Oh no no.
She ain't worried about that.
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- She just want half of the money.
- You need to find somebody
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who has professional standards
of what the model would get.
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So will me have to pay Snickers as well?
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I don't understand the Snickers thing.
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She's, you know, holding
a Snickers bar or whatever.
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But I mean, to be fair,
you can only see "ickers."
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- Okay, got it.
- But does me still have to pay them?
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'Cuz it is, kind of... in a way
it's like advertising for them.
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What is the march about today
on a very very basic level?
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I think it's about reproductive rights
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and our current
administration's legislation
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that threatens a
woman's right to choose.
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Well I think that's also
interesting because we're,
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you know, we're a lesbian
couple and everything and...
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- What?
- We have not had abortions,
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but we are wanting to go down
to the Mall and show our support.
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Did you say that you is,
you knows, some people is lesbians?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Well, we know each other.
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- What, you two is...?
- We're a couple.
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A couple of lezzes?
Respect.
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- Thank you.
- Yo.
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- Last I looked.
- Total, total respect.
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- Yo. Wicked, yo.
- Thank you.
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I love lesbians.
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- Yo.
- Okay.
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Yo, respect. Just relax.
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You know?
You know. I love it.
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I is got loads of your
videos and everything.
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So it's wicked.
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So what's your opinion
on abortion rights?
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- Or women's reproductive rights?
- Yo, I is totally into abortion.
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I is been responsible for at least five,
so, you know, I is well up for it.
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Find out what abortion
is! Find out what it is!
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So why is you so pro-abortion?
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We're not pro-abortion,
we're pro-life.
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Has you ever had an abortion?
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No. I've never had one.
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Surely you should try something
before you say it is bad.
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- No.
- Oh, no.
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We've known many, many women
that have had an abortion.
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But I was very, very
anti-Burger King, but then, you
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know, me went there and me
tried the flame-grilled Whopper
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and it was like, you
know, it was amazing.
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- What be your name?
- Father Dean Schultz.
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Yo, respect. Safe.
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Is you very anti-abortions
'cause you yourself was aborted?
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No. I wasn't aborted.
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So you ain't never got a ho preggers?
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You ain't never got a ho preggers?
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No.
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So is that because you use connies
or does you fire blanks?
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This interview is over.
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Call it choice! Call it murder!
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Just don't call it medicine!
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Can me have a go on the loudy?
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Hear me now, hear me now!
Buckatabuckatabus!
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Hear me now, hear me now!
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Free Nelson Mandela!
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Free Nelson Mandela!
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Let's make this clear.
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You is campaigning to
make abortions cheaper.
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- Why is that?
- I'm completely against it.
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I'd like to see Roe Vs. Wade overturned.
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Personally, I would wait until I
was married to have sex with someone.
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What? Is you married or not?
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No, I'm not married yet.
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- So what? Is you a virgin?
- Yeah.
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I don't mean to
laugh, but you're joking?
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- No.
- This is going on telly, you know.
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That's great.
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Ask me how old I was
when I lost me cherry.
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Well, why don't you just tell me?
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11 years old and she
was like 24 and a model.
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And she wanted more.
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I just didn't want to commit, innit.
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♪ We shall overcome ♪
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♪ We shall overcome ♪
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♪ I do believe... ♪
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Abortion!
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♪ Deep in my heart... ♪
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A-abortion.
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♪ That we shall overcome ♪
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♪ someday. ♪
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Fresh!
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Yekshemesh.
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Kazaki people have
many job opportunities
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here in US and A.
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For a man, construction worker,
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taxi driver, or accountant.
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For woman, prostitute.
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I try to get American job.
Jenqui.
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What sort of things
have you done work-wise?
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In Kazakhstan I was a make ice.
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I was a gypsy catcher.
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Also I work with animals.
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Animals? In what respect?
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I make them...
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have explosion...
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for liquid
for make more animals.
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Oh, okay.
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I specialty...
is camel.
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I can pull a camel for...
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in less than 20 minute
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for him to have a liquid explosion.
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- Okay.
- I can do goat very easy.
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In a less than minute.
Finger in anus, easy.
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Okay.
Tell me about a situation
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in your previous work experience
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where you were confident
that you did something well
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that contributed to the organization.
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When I work as animal puller,
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one time they said there is a camel,
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he can make no sexy time explosion.
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- Okay.
- I say, "Please let a Borat try."
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- Mm-hmm.
- I go on my knees,
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I grip and pull
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- for two hours.
- Oh, gosh!
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- Grip, pull, grip, pull, grip, pull.
- Okay.
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I my arm begin a to hurt,
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I cannot feel my arms, I carry on.
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I do not care.
I tell them I will do it.
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Grip, pull. Grip, pull.
Nothing. Nothing.
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Then, after two hours,
I hear...
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Okay.
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I think something is arriving.
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Something is arriving.
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Then, fast, grip, pull,
grip, pull, grip, pull...
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- And then silence.
- Ahem.
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And then explosion.
Very good.
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As far as the activity
of your involvement
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in producing semen from animals,
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what are your
day-to-day activities?
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I take the box of cream.
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I take a two animals, same size.
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I lie on my back.
I take a same size
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and then I start to...
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Some people can only do one like this.
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- Uh-huh.
- If it is a camel, can only do one.
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- Okay.
- Obvious.
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And you have a collection...
small...
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Uzbekistani boy collect.
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Tell me a little bit
about what would your boss
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that you had at your last job...
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if I called him up and
asked him what kind of
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employee you were, what
would he say about you?
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Uh, he will say a bad things,
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but that is because he is a liar.
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Do you feel like you're
the kind of person
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that can work well with other people?
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Yes. I have very good
work with other people.
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And I want you to know
that I can sniff out
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if there is a traitor in a company.
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- Really?
- And if I find them, I can finish them.
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Well, I really don't
need you to do that.
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Tell me your strengths. Let's
start off with your strengths.
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What are you good at?
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- I am a very strong physique.
- Okay.
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I can hold a very large woman down
for up to three hours.
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- Okay.
- Do ladies work here?
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- Yes, they do.
- Do they have a nice physiques?
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Yes, which I have to work
with you on that because...
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in our work force in the United States,
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everybody's looked upon as
equal as far as man and woman.
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What?
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Yes. Do you have lawsuits?
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Are you familiar with the term
lawsuit? Court? Court suits?
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- No.
- That could become a legal issue.
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If you give me this job,
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can I put a camera in
the lady toilet, please?
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- No.
- Why not?
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- It's against the law.
- If I work here,
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can I work in a room
with a light, please?
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- Yes, everybody will have a light.
- Great! Success!
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- See?
- Thank you.
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Thank you. Have a nice evening.
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Very much. Good luck.
Nice meet you.
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- Nice meeting you.
- Hope I like a job.
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- Okay.
- High five!
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All right, there we go.
All right.
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Funkyzeit!
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I will introduce you and then
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I put my hand up and you all shout?
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Okay, great. Okay.
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Also, willkommen.
Here I am in Daytona Beach
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where all the great guys
in the USA come to be gay!
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- Yeah!
- Wait a minute!
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- No.
- Gay? What?!
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Gay means happy, right?
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No, no, no, no.
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- No, gay sex.
- Whoa!
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Funkyzeit!
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Also jetzt gehen wir
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to look at some guys
living on the beach
252
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who are wrestling team.
Great!
253
00:14:19,721 --> 00:14:21,822
Let's see you guys wrestle.
254
00:14:21,890 --> 00:14:24,327
- What?
- Yeah! Yeah!
255
00:14:24,394 --> 00:14:27,695
Yeah, let's do it! Yeah!
256
00:14:27,763 --> 00:14:30,131
So, do you want to
show me how to wrestle?
257
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Hit his head, come on!
258
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Get a double leg. Double.
259
00:14:33,635 --> 00:14:35,770
Oh!
260
00:14:35,838 --> 00:14:38,403
So, whistle blows, we're
coming in here grabbing.
261
00:14:38,470 --> 00:14:39,704
- Great.
- Pulling down.
262
00:14:39,771 --> 00:14:42,073
- Nice!
- Shooting for legs here.
263
00:14:42,141 --> 00:14:43,841
- All right.
- All right, see what I'm saying?
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Yeah, there you go. There you go.
265
00:14:45,808 --> 00:14:48,340
Yeah. Okay.
266
00:14:49,642 --> 00:14:51,176
Yeah, there you go.
267
00:14:51,243 --> 00:14:53,678
- Now step here.
- Yeah?
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Grab behind my legs and put
your head right in my chest.
269
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- Okay great.
- Boom! Like that.
270
00:14:58,883 --> 00:15:00,983
Okay. Like that?
271
00:15:01,051 --> 00:15:02,984
- Yeah. Now tackle me.
- Okay.
272
00:15:03,052 --> 00:15:05,155
- Like that.
- Okay?
273
00:15:05,222 --> 00:15:07,059
- That's it.
- Great.
274
00:15:07,126 --> 00:15:08,794
That's a two-point takedown.
275
00:15:08,862 --> 00:15:10,696
Great. Let's do that again.
276
00:15:10,764 --> 00:15:12,597
Go ahead. You shoot your
double that you learned.
277
00:15:12,664 --> 00:15:14,567
- Yeah. Oh, okay.
- Do your double leg.
278
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Boom.
279
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All right, stay on top.
Stay on top.
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- Okay. Great.
- You got two points for a takedown.
281
00:15:21,741 --> 00:15:23,608
What we're gonna do for
the front of the show,
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we're gonna spell out P...
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00:15:25,408 --> 00:15:29,944
you go P
then you go A-R-T-Y.
284
00:15:30,011 --> 00:15:31,713
And then you all shout party!
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- Go.
- P!
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00:15:33,282 --> 00:15:34,515
- A!
- R!
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00:15:34,583 --> 00:15:35,716
- T!
- Y!
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00:15:35,784 --> 00:15:37,749
Party! Whoo!
289
00:15:40,119 --> 00:15:43,225
Spring break, baby! Whoo!
290
00:15:45,329 --> 00:15:48,197
So let's just do that,
but like with more energy.
291
00:15:48,265 --> 00:15:50,632
- More? More?
- Yeah, with a lot...
292
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,700
- Okay, go!
- P!
293
00:15:52,767 --> 00:15:53,998
- A!
- R!
294
00:15:54,066 --> 00:15:55,232
- T!
- Y!
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Party!
296
00:16:03,945 --> 00:16:06,580
We're crazy! Spring break!
297
00:16:15,258 --> 00:16:16,524
Okay, okay.
298
00:16:16,592 --> 00:16:19,058
Just do it, but with more energy, okay?
299
00:16:19,126 --> 00:16:21,494
We'll give you some [bleep] energy.
300
00:16:21,561 --> 00:16:24,594
- Okay...
- Get psyched up! Whoo!
301
00:16:24,662 --> 00:16:26,031
Okay, you ready?
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00:16:26,099 --> 00:16:27,133
- Go!
- P!
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00:16:27,201 --> 00:16:28,500
- A!
- R!
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00:16:28,568 --> 00:16:30,099
- T!
- Y!
305
00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:31,699
Party!
306
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:48,081
Let's do it, but with
more energy this time.
307
00:16:48,148 --> 00:16:50,547
- That was a little bit low.
- More energy?
308
00:16:50,615 --> 00:16:52,449
Because it's gonna be
the front of the show.
309
00:16:52,517 --> 00:16:54,252
- Go!
- P!
310
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:55,487
- A!
- R!
311
00:16:55,555 --> 00:16:57,856
- T!
- Y!
312
00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:05,731
Okay, great.
Let's see pectorals.
313
00:17:05,799 --> 00:17:07,899
Let's see your pectorals.
314
00:17:07,966 --> 00:17:10,901
- Ahh!
- That's how we do things!
315
00:17:10,968 --> 00:17:12,669
Okay, let's turn around.
Turn around.
316
00:17:12,736 --> 00:17:13,969
- Show some abs.
- Show us some muscle.
317
00:17:14,037 --> 00:17:15,771
Yeah. Show us some muscles on the back.
318
00:17:15,838 --> 00:17:17,873
- Yeah, baby!
- Whoo!
319
00:17:17,941 --> 00:17:21,379
Is it possible to see
the asha? To see the asha?
320
00:17:21,447 --> 00:17:22,747
- The ass?
- The ass?
321
00:17:22,814 --> 00:17:24,882
- Yes, yes! Show us.
- Want some ass cheeks?
322
00:17:24,950 --> 00:17:26,785
You wanna see some ass cheeks?
323
00:17:26,852 --> 00:17:28,521
- Yes! Let's see.
- Give him ass cheeks.
324
00:17:28,588 --> 00:17:30,556
- Yes, let's see!
- Give him some ass cheek!
325
00:17:30,624 --> 00:17:32,859
That's great. Wow.
326
00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:35,929
Great. Great.
327
00:17:35,996 --> 00:17:38,194
Great.
328
00:17:38,262 --> 00:17:40,097
Just say, "Hello this is Jim."
329
00:17:40,164 --> 00:17:41,865
Hello, this is Jim! Whoo!
330
00:17:41,933 --> 00:17:45,603
And I am saying hi.
And I am saying hi.
331
00:17:45,671 --> 00:17:47,805
Saying hi from Daytona Beach, Florida!
332
00:17:47,873 --> 00:17:50,175
To Austria Gay TV.
333
00:17:50,242 --> 00:17:53,778
Saying... what?
Austria Gay TV?
334
00:17:53,846 --> 00:17:56,076
- Yeah.
- What do you mean Gay TV?
335
00:17:56,144 --> 00:17:59,247
Get the [bleep] out of here.
You say Gay TV?
336
00:17:59,315 --> 00:18:02,016
- Yeah.
- No. no. What do you mean Gay TV?
337
00:18:02,084 --> 00:18:04,650
There is no [bleep] gay
TV involved in this.
338
00:18:04,718 --> 00:18:09,055
- I'm not getting involved in gay TV.
- This is a gay show.
339
00:18:11,459 --> 00:18:13,695
Funkyzeit!
340
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:27,704
Yo, check it.
I is here with none other
341
00:18:27,772 --> 00:18:29,807
than my main man Andy Rooney.
342
00:18:29,874 --> 00:18:31,209
Total respect.
343
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:34,350
And today we is
chattin' about the media.
344
00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:36,187
The media is well-important, innit?
345
00:18:36,255 --> 00:18:39,423
It is important. If a
democracy is important,
346
00:18:39,491 --> 00:18:40,960
people have to know what's
going on in the world,
347
00:18:41,027 --> 00:18:42,597
that's why the media is important.
348
00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:47,135
Does you think the media has
changed since you first got in it?
349
00:18:47,202 --> 00:18:50,441
"Does" you think the media has changed?
350
00:18:50,509 --> 00:18:52,646
Do you think the media has changed.
351
00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:54,515
Whatever. Does...
352
00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:57,284
No. It's English. The
English language would say
353
00:18:57,352 --> 00:18:58,854
"do you think the media has changed,"
354
00:18:58,922 --> 00:19:01,592
not "does you think
the media has changed."
355
00:19:01,660 --> 00:19:05,462
Yes, I think the media has changed.
356
00:19:05,530 --> 00:19:09,399
So what sort of things does you
think the media should cover?
357
00:19:09,467 --> 00:19:11,700
Do you... do you think the media.
358
00:19:11,768 --> 00:19:16,539
Um...
do you think the media...
359
00:19:16,607 --> 00:19:19,273
I think it's an English-American
thing, though, innit?
360
00:19:19,340 --> 00:19:21,041
No, no. No, no.
That's English.
361
00:19:21,109 --> 00:19:23,610
The English language is
very clear. I have 50 books
362
00:19:23,611 --> 00:19:26,111
on the English language if
you'd like to borrow one.
363
00:19:26,179 --> 00:19:30,945
Let's talk about some mistakes
that has happened or not happened.
364
00:19:31,012 --> 00:19:34,848
Has journalists ever put out
tomorrow's news by mistake?
365
00:19:34,915 --> 00:19:37,922
How do you know what the news
is if it hasn't happened yet?
366
00:19:37,987 --> 00:19:40,188
Yo, but if there was
something like well-important
367
00:19:40,256 --> 00:19:43,958
like a plane crash, wouldn't you
report that, like, a day early?
368
00:19:44,026 --> 00:19:48,262
How would you report a plane crash
that happens tomorrow today?
369
00:19:48,330 --> 00:19:50,898
All right, safe. Well,
you couldn't do that.
370
00:19:50,966 --> 00:19:52,833
But let's say it was
something like the election
371
00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:54,435
which is, like, a massive thing.
372
00:19:54,502 --> 00:19:59,102
Wouldn't you report who won that
a few days before,
373
00:19:59,170 --> 00:20:01,771
because it's gonna be
such a massive story?
374
00:20:01,839 --> 00:20:04,373
That everyone will want to know
about it and reads about it...
375
00:20:04,441 --> 00:20:08,578
Well, you don't know who won it, do you?
Until the election is over.
376
00:20:08,645 --> 00:20:11,214
How can you report it before it happens?
377
00:20:13,714 --> 00:20:15,282
Yo, for real.
378
00:20:15,349 --> 00:20:17,452
- Okay, I think that's about it.
- What?
379
00:20:17,522 --> 00:20:19,090
I don't think we need anymore.
380
00:20:19,158 --> 00:20:20,860
Can't do this. Can't do this.
381
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:23,597
- Why not?
- This is not going.
382
00:20:23,664 --> 00:20:26,569
- Is it because I is black?
- I can't waste my time. Hmm?
383
00:20:26,636 --> 00:20:28,638
- Is it because I is black?
- You're black?
384
00:20:28,705 --> 00:20:31,842
- For real.
- Huh? Who's black?
385
00:20:31,910 --> 00:20:35,682
- Yo, I is.
- Pfft! No, I don't want to do this anymore.
386
00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:37,651
- Why not?
- I don't have time.
387
00:20:37,719 --> 00:20:39,379
- Sorry.
- You's been rude to me
388
00:20:39,659 --> 00:20:42,458
- since the first moment.
- Right. Right. I'm sorry. Sorry.
389
00:20:42,527 --> 00:20:44,261
Trying to tell me I don't speak English?
390
00:20:44,329 --> 00:20:46,866
- Well, right.
- Yo, he's been rude.
391
00:20:46,933 --> 00:20:48,568
That's quite racialist, to be honest.
392
00:20:48,636 --> 00:20:50,103
- Oh, racialist?
- Yo.
393
00:20:50,171 --> 00:20:52,338
- Racist. Not racialist.
- You're racialist.
394
00:20:52,405 --> 00:20:54,138
- Yo, keep the cameras runnin'!
- Racist.
395
00:20:54,206 --> 00:20:56,707
- You see that this is racialism goin' on here.
- This is fun.
396
00:20:56,775 --> 00:20:58,807
He's chucking me out
'cause the color of me skin.
397
00:20:59,808 --> 00:21:02,808
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