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Neighborhood.
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Like most kids growing up in the UK,
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it was always me dream
to one day come to America
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and sell drugs on the
streets of Compton.
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Just by walkin' around
here, I is riskin' me life.
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A bunch of cops could beat me up
just 'cause of the color of me skin.
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Man, it would be Larry King all over again.
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Keep ireal and check out da show.
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West, West.
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'Ello.
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Where is we going to now?
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Oh, we're going to Valor Hall,
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and in Valor Hall, we'll
meet Sergeant Hyers,
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who's gonna take us through some
of the recruit scenario training.
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Okay, what's gonna happen here today
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is you're gonna actually participate
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in some Philadelphia
Police recruit training.
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- Wicked, man.
- Okay?
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We're gonna do some scenarios
in which the officers
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will actually respond to some incidents.
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You're gonna be 2310 car,
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and any time you hear 2310 on the radio,
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you'll push the side button
and you'll say, "2310."
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This is Officer Brinkman. This is your
new partner. You introduce yourselves.
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- Yo, respect.
- Hi, howdy. How are you doing?
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Yo, Brinkman, is you
good cop and I is bad cop?
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- Well, you're...
- Who's the good cop, who's the bad cop?
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No, it's not... we're gonna
go and handle a situation.
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- Yo, yo, yo, we're going.
- 2310 car.
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There you go, 2310.
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Yo, dis be me, the main man,
2310 with my man Brinkman.
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All right, take 8501 State Road
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and meet the complainant
for the report of a burglary.
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- No doubt.
- You know what a burglary is?
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- For real, I's done a couple.
- Okay.
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- All right, you go in first.
- No, put that down.
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- Why?
- We don't need it.
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- I give you cover.
- Okay, all right.
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Yo, we is here looking for burglary.
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- This is my partner, MC.
- Yo.
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Yes, okay, what's missing?
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- You're his partner?
- Yes, I am.
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- 13-inch color television.
- Okay.
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Oh, yeah,
how do we know you ain't lyin'?
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How do we know there was a telly?
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What was you watchin'?
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- Well, he wasn't here when it happened.
- That's good.
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So he claim.
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Number real quick... phone number.
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- Five...
- Oi, that ain't the time to get her number, man.
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Four-five?
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If you have any more
questions, just give me a call.
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- Okay.
- He's crap.
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- We have to...
- Yo, this be 2310. We be back on the road
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after my man Brinkman
finally finished his shit.
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Okay, no profanity there.
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Yo, I'm gonna put on the siren.
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Got the siren on.
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No, don't put that out the window.
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- Here.
- What happens if they see us?
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Wha... no, keep it down.
You have to keep it down.
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- All right, so they don't know.
- Not yet, not yet.
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Here, you can take this when we get out.
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- Wicked.
- All right?
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Yo, what's the matter with you?
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Some guys jumped us.
They beat us up.
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You have to put this out.
Look, look, look.
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- Three men...
- Yo, three men.
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- one black male, one white male...
- Say 2310.
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2310, there's three men.
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One brother, one honky, and one S.
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What's the S?
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- Spanish.
- One Spanish.
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We refer to the person as
a white male, not as a honky.
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- Why not?
- A honky in the United States
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is not a nice term for a male...
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- for a white person.
- Why not?
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- It's, like, an ethnic slur.
- Ah, for real, but they say,
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"You can be a honky, but you
can still be hung like a donkey."
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- Possibly, sure.
- 2310 car.
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They is calling our name on the thing.
Yo, this be 2310.
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You're supposed to be at the cone shack
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right in the middle
of the driving course.
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- Okay.
- The cone shack?
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We have a report of a burglary.
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Okay, all right, look, this is
what we do on a man with a gun call.
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Okay, there he goes.
Tell him to put his hands up.
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Yo, mofo, put up your hands
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or you is gonna be shot by us.
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Okay, tell him you see the gun.
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I can see the [bleep] gun. Put them up.
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You can't curse, you can't curse.
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- You can't curse.
- Tell him to put his face in the ground.
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Yo, stick your head in
that ground, eat the dirt.
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Okay, now put that down.
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Okay, walk around him.
Put your right hand up, sir.
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- What's he got?
- Get one hand free, take the gun.
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- Where's he got a gun?
- Where do we see it?
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Put your gun away.
No, don't point it at him.
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It's a fake gun. He's got a fake gun.
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- Okay, that's fine.
- He's got a fake gun.
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- That's fine.
- You still do the job.
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All right, he tried to
do this with a fake gun.
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- He might have another one.
- He thought that was funny.
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- Hold.
- He might have another gun.
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You thought that was funny,
doing this fake gun on this.
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Roll over, sir.
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You picked the wrong cop to [bleep]
around with, slimeball.
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Okay, we don't talk
like that in Philadelphia.
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Search him, come on.
You wanna be a cop or not?
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For real, I just don't
like touching blokes.
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Let's go.
Let's go, we're wasting time.
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A crowd's starting to form.
We wanna get out of here.
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Let's go. You don't need your gun.
What do you need your gun for?
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- Whoa, whoa.
- Now, really, what can you feel with that?
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- I don't wanna touch.
- You've gotta touch.
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Do you want to be a cop or not?
You came here saying, "I want to be a cop."
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Yeah, all right, I wanna be...
ah, look what we got here.
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- Oh, what do you got?
- Oh, where'd you get this from?
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- All right, he's got money.
- All right.
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No, don't put it in your pocket.
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- Why not?
- He's gonna say you stole it.
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But he probably nicked it from someone.
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He's handcuffed.
Put it back in his pocket.
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Did you? Did you get
that money from someone?
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- It's my money, man.
- Put the gun away.
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- Come on.
- All right.
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- There, take your hand.
- Yo!
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You gotta touch. There you go.
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- That's what we do, all right?
- That is disgusting.
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All right, here we go.
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And that completes Cop 101
here at the Philadelphia Police Academy.
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How'd it go? What you think?
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Respect. Do you think
I could make a good cop?
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Uh, probably not.
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Yakshemesh.
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In U.S. and A., if you
want to marry a girl,
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you cannot just go to her father's house
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and swap her for 15
gallons of insecticide.
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Before American woman will
allow you in her vagine,
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you must do something called dating.
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My name is Jenny. Pleased to meet you.
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Hello, Jenny. Nice to...
to meet you.
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Thank you for coming in today to see
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- if Great Expectations is right for you.
- Yes.
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What would you like to see happen
if you met your ideal woman?
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I will love her. We will be as one.
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- So...
- I will give her television, remote control,
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- a red dress I hope will fit...
- So you're saying you have a good life
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- and back home you can provide
for her a good life... - Yes.
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- ...and that's what you would like to do?
- Yes.
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- Okay, great.
- But if she cheat on me...
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Why you laugh?
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I think that's sweet. Keep going.
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Yes, but if she cheat
on me, I will crush her.
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You will crush her? Well, honey, that's
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not gonna qualify you
with our membership
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if you're prepared to crush a woman.
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- You can break up with her and divorce her.
- Yes.
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But you cannot... no crushing.
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Why don't you give me a little bit
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on personality traits
that you're looking for?
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Yes, I want her to be blonde.
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I want her to have no history
of retardation in family.
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If possible, she must
have plow experience.
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You're not gonna find
Americans with plow experience,
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just to let you know.
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Us American women, we
don't have plow experience.
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But not much.
Maybe one year or...
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Honey, I have zero plow experience.
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And she must have a good physique
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and she must be tight
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like a man's anus.
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Okay, attractive.
What about race?
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- Uh...
- You're open to all races?
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- Yes, but no Jew.
- No Jewish, okay.
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All right, so why don't
you tell me what you enjoy?
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What are your interests?
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I like play table tennis.
I like shoot dog.
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- I like...
- Snoop Dogg?
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- Shoot dog. Shoot.
- Okay.
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Should I tell people
that I am good at sex?
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- No.
- But I am very...
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But you don't want to
say that 'cause a woman...
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but I am more good than
many men and I am...
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In America, if you say
that on your profile,
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if you do that here, a woman
is not gonna go out with you
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because then she thinks
that's all you want.
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Even though I am big
like a can of Pepsi?
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It doesn't matter.
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Women in America feel that any act
of sex... be it oral, physical...
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- What's it mean... what means oral?
- Mouth.
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- I like in the mouth very much.
- But that's what we're talking about.
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Women in America feel that any
act of sex with somebody else,
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- even if it's using your body,
your sexual organs, - Yes.
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your mouth, your hand, whatever...
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- I like a mouth.
- We think that's cheating.
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Do I need to bring a gift?
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Here's a mistake that a
lot of men make in America,
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and that is they bring too many gifts.
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What size gift will get me entry to her?
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Well, getting you entry...
what do you mean by entry?
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To her vagine.
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- Oh, if you want to go to bed with her?
- Yes.
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Well, I can't say because
everybody's different.
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How do I show her I
have a senses of humor?
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Well, you have to practice it first.
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- Yes, I have a joke.
- Uh-huh.
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- There is a chair.
- Mm-hmm.
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Uh, the chair walk...
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with her shoes.
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La la la la la la.
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- The chair is walking.
- Right, right.
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- Yes.
- Well, it's a funny image.
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Yes, it is nice.
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- I should tell this joke?
- Probably not.
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My name Borat.
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- Your name, please?
- Guinevere.
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Should I tell her she
remind me of my wife?
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Do you have a wife?
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- She is dead.
- Oh, okay.
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Nobody wants to be reminded
of somebody who's dead.
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Yes, I do not care about her.
She is gone.
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Yes, right.
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But once a person's dead, you
should really put that aside.
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- Yes, I know.
- Yeah.
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Well, you probably look
for some othe same qualities
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that you were attracted to
in your wife.
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- No. - The "same qualities"
that you liked in your wife,
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if they were some things
you liked about your wife.
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Did you like some
things about your wife?
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No.
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You remind me of my wife.
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My first... my older wife.
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- Okay, your previous wife?
- She is... yes.
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- Okay.
- Why you laugh? She dead.
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Okay. I'm sorry.
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What should I talk about with her?
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Talk about the environment you're in,
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talk about what she does
for a living and about her.
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I have now been one week
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without any sexy intercourse.
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My... my, uh...
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klum, my sack, is heavy.
246
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How old is your child?
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How do I find
if she will be a cheat?
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Okay, or anything negative?
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- Yes, but...
- Cheat you, take money from you...
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- No, not a criminal.
- That kind of cheat?
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A cheat, a woman who
go with another man and...
252
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Oh, screw around on you.
Okay.
253
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Right. Hmm.
254
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Well, that's why you need to date her
for a while before you get married.
255
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You come back my country.
256
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I will look after you.
I will give you money.
257
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I will give you automobile car
and television, remote control.
258
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We'll be together.
259
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But if you cheat on
me, I will crush you.
260
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- That's what I don't like either.
- Yes, I do not like...
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I don't like men that cheat on me.
262
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How do I know if she
want me to take her?
263
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- Go to bed with her?
- Sexytime, yeah.
264
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Whether or not she wants
you to go to bed with her?
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How do you know that?
266
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When do we have sexy intercourse?
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Well, whenever you both agree on that.
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No, when do me and you
have sexy intercourse?
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- Me and you?
- Yes.
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Well, that's not gonna happen.
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Do you wish me success tonight?
272
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I wish you success in the future
with dating and relationships,
273
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- and I wish you the best.
- Thank you.
274
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You're very welcome.
275
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Also, jetzt bin ich
hier mit Paul Wilmot.
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Okay, great, I am here with Paul Wilmot.
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He is the god of seating plans,
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choosing which celebrity goed with who.
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That's right.
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Let's say I'm judge and jury,
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and it's our job to put the
right people in the right seats.
282
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So, what is Paul Wilmot?
283
00:15:10,817 --> 00:15:14,770
Well, I'm years of experience
in the fashion business.
284
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For about seven years, I was in charge
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of public relations for Calvin Klein.
286
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- Wow.
- For the whole world.
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Let's talk about who
are the in celebrities
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and who are the out celebrities?
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If they are in, we go, "Wass up?"
290
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Yeah, you go, "Wass up?"
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And if they are out, you
go, "Ich don't think so,"
292
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and you go like that, ja?
293
00:15:34,006 --> 00:15:35,841
So, I'll ask you the name yes?
294
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So, "Wass up?" and "Ich don't think so."
295
00:15:37,126 --> 00:15:39,711
- Okay.
- So, Jennifer Lopez.
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Oh, what's up, double what's up.
297
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- She's fabulous.
- Wass up, wass up.
298
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Wass up, she's a double.
299
00:15:45,455 --> 00:15:47,771
Debbie Harry'.
"Wass up?" or "Ich don't think so."
300
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:50,088
Well...
Debbie Harry's having a second moment.
301
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And I mean... maybe one year ago,
it was "Ich don't think so,"
302
00:15:54,193 --> 00:15:56,862
now she has a chance to be "Wass up?"
303
00:15:56,929 --> 00:15:59,948
Like Marianne Faithfull is
having a "Wass up?" moment, too.
304
00:16:00,032 --> 00:16:01,900
But was she "Ich don't think so"?
305
00:16:01,951 --> 00:16:04,820
- Absolutely, for 20 years.
- She was "Ich don't think so."
306
00:16:04,904 --> 00:16:08,039
"Ich don't think so" for
20 years, now "Wass up?"
307
00:16:08,107 --> 00:16:10,775
Who else is "Ich don't
think so" at the moment?
308
00:16:10,827 --> 00:16:14,963
Well, I mean, Celine Dion.
"Ich don't think so."
309
00:16:15,047 --> 00:16:16,832
I mean, you know, I mean, let's face it.
310
00:16:16,916 --> 00:16:20,001
In fact, she's even talking
about doing a clothing line.
311
00:16:20,086 --> 00:16:21,670
"Ich don't think so."
312
00:16:21,754 --> 00:16:24,055
If you want to make sure
that the show is classy,
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who do you make sure that you
do not have... which celebrities?
314
00:16:27,894 --> 00:16:29,728
I would... a lot... I mean, again,
315
00:16:29,795 --> 00:16:31,963
Barbra Streisand, not
to pick on her, but...
316
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Barbra Streisand, she
would go to the opening
317
00:16:34,066 --> 00:16:36,134
of the "Frankfurter
Allgemeine Zeitung" geschaft.
318
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We're doing a charity as well.
319
00:16:41,073 --> 00:16:43,775
We're doing a lot of things
with these deaf children,
320
00:16:43,826 --> 00:16:45,944
which we're really getting behind now,
321
00:16:45,995 --> 00:16:50,699
teaching them about sexual
responsibility and safe sex.
322
00:16:50,783 --> 00:16:55,670
- You can give them a message?
- Yeah, I mean...
323
00:16:55,755 --> 00:16:58,123
No, they can't hear
you, they can't hear you.
324
00:16:58,174 --> 00:17:01,009
Just, like, do something
for them about safe sex,
325
00:17:01,093 --> 00:17:03,094
just how to keep safe sex.
326
00:17:03,162 --> 00:17:04,996
- Just be...
- But not with words.
327
00:17:05,047 --> 00:17:07,741
Don't... they won't be able...
328
00:17:07,934 --> 00:17:12,003
Say no. Be careful.
Just be careful.
329
00:17:12,054 --> 00:17:14,806
You can do no words, just...
330
00:17:14,857 --> 00:17:17,108
Be careful, be careful.
331
00:17:17,176 --> 00:17:20,896
Don't do it. Be careful.
332
00:17:20,980 --> 00:17:22,113
Cool.
333
00:17:33,793 --> 00:17:35,961
Do you need any more models?
'Cause I...
334
00:17:36,028 --> 00:17:39,748
I'm, like, Chrysler's muse in Austria.
335
00:17:39,832 --> 00:17:40,916
Seriously, I'm...
336
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,969
I don't think we need any male models.
We've got about 40 of them.
337
00:17:46,889 --> 00:17:50,041
I just wanted to say, if you want,
I'm here.
338
00:17:50,092 --> 00:17:51,893
- You know who I am, yes?
- Mm-hmm.
339
00:17:51,978 --> 00:17:53,762
- Bruno.
- Yes.
340
00:17:53,846 --> 00:17:57,715
Chrysler's muse.
You know the designer Chrysler?
341
00:17:57,767 --> 00:18:00,718
- Oi, and you're...
- Yeah, from Austria. I'm his muse.
342
00:18:00,770 --> 00:18:02,771
- Oh, great.
- I'm here if you want.
343
00:18:02,855 --> 00:18:04,739
- I don't mind.
- No, I have all the male models.
344
00:18:04,824 --> 00:18:06,908
- They're here.
- Yeah, but if you want, I don't mind.
345
00:18:06,993 --> 00:18:10,061
- I won't charge you anything.
- Oh, great.
346
00:18:10,112 --> 00:18:12,998
- You want?
- For the moment, it's okay.
347
00:18:13,065 --> 00:18:14,866
I am doing the end, but
with your underpants.
348
00:18:14,917 --> 00:18:16,835
Can I borrow your underpants?
349
00:18:16,902 --> 00:18:19,070
- Like, right now?
- Yeah, like for the end.
350
00:18:19,121 --> 00:18:20,672
- Sure.
- Okay, great.
351
00:18:20,739 --> 00:18:21,739
- You wanna wear them?
- Oh, wait a minute.
352
00:18:21,791 --> 00:18:23,008
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for the finale.
353
00:18:23,075 --> 00:18:24,843
Uh, I need to wear them for the finale.
354
00:18:24,910 --> 00:18:25,961
- Okay.
- Yeah.
355
00:19:36,018 --> 00:19:38,854
What is legal?
356
00:19:38,921 --> 00:19:44,286
Well, I think most conduct
that all of us engage in
357
00:19:44,447 --> 00:19:46,691
a day-to-day basis is legal.
358
00:19:47,327 --> 00:19:51,837
- So, what is ilegal?
- What is ilegal, is what
359
00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:57,915
the elected representatives
of the people define as crimes.
360
00:19:58,521 --> 00:20:00,622
What is barely legal?
361
00:20:00,778 --> 00:20:05,318
Well that's when you get into technicality
and that's what you have trials.
362
00:20:05,615 --> 00:20:08,889
'Cause me saw this film called
Barely Legal 3.
363
00:20:09,064 --> 00:20:12,556
And it was about these
two naughty college girls
364
00:20:12,791 --> 00:20:17,603
and them 'done their 'omework,
and then as punishment
365
00:20:17,911 --> 00:20:22,846
their to have a f 'eirdo {*}
with their supervisor, this teacher.
366
00:20:23,111 --> 00:20:26,676
Is that's to do with the law?
367
00:20:26,912 --> 00:20:31,289
Uh... it's hard to say, that
would probably be govern
368
00:20:31,490 --> 00:20:35,315
by the rules of the institution,
the college.
369
00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:38,970
'Yo, well in this institution,
it was very strict rule,
370
00:20:39,066 --> 00:20:41,744
that if you didn't do your
'omework, you'll get boned.
371
00:20:42,006 --> 00:20:45,677
Right, right.
Well, that's a law of sorts.
372
00:20:45,909 --> 00:20:49,002
- 'Yo, well... is a well good law.
- Yeah.
373
00:20:49,197 --> 00:20:51,884
- 'As you seen that film?
- Yes? No, I haven't.
374
00:20:52,096 --> 00:20:55,207
- You should check out.
- But I will now, because you've recommended it.
375
00:20:55,242 --> 00:20:58,210
- 'Yo, I mean, is well good...
- Barely Legal?
376
00:20:58,422 --> 00:21:01,289
- Barely Legal 3.
- Three. Okay. Good.
377
00:21:06,639 --> 00:21:10,948
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