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Thank you.

City of sunshine, milk and honey.

Millions of people have flocked here to make Los Angeles their home.

Aircraft workers, Arabs, movie stars, hustlers, butchers, bakers, preachers, pimps, musicians, and madmen.

This is the home of the original McDonald's.

Grauman's Chinese Theater.

Griffith Observatory.

All that.

Alvera Street.

Santa Monica Pier.

The Beverly Hills Hotel.

The La Tosca Theater, home of foreign films.

Marina Del Rey.

Freeways.

Taylor the Pup Restaurant.

The Church of Amy Simple McPherson.

Chinatown.

Union Station.

The Coliseum.

The Coca-Cola Bottling Company.

MacArthur Park.

The Canals of Venice.

And Hollywood.

Yes, Hollywood.

Where anything goes, and usually does.

Home of the space cases and all assorted weirdos.

Hollywood Boulevard.

The street of the world.

Hollywood.

The street of broken dreams and stoned out losers.

It's the movie town.

Now given over to street people.

And sex, drugs, and rock and roll.

It's a combination of skid row and Saturday night.

It's straight, gay, or bi, and all out in the open.

The underground has surfaced in California as a garish fresco of the American sexual revolution.

The past is fading away.

And the sweet little neighborhood of Hollywood is gone.

You can get anything you want at the local sex shops.

And it's open season in the pleasure dome.

Over these mountains into the north of Los Angeles and Hollywood is the San Fernando Valley.

It is made up of many communities inhabited by mostly middle American families.

This is where the normal people live.

You've been a bad, bad rabbit, Warren.

Whips?

Yeah, we got whips.

So what?

Oh, harder.

Take this, you dumb bunny.

Oh, you like it, don't you?

Ah, I love it.

You wimp.

Ow!

Fuck you guys.

Jesus.

Well, you just better.

I don't know, dude.

I don't know, Tina.

This jerk-off probably couldn't even turn on a light bulb.

I happen to be the best.

Of what rat?

The best cheese you'll ever sneeze, bitch.

Where did you find this rodent?

Eh, in the sleaze zone.

In a rat trap?

Yeah, only one problem.

This one still seems to be alive.

I'm alive and waiting for your pussy to catch me.

I might chase you, but I won't eat you.

Oh, and I'll feed you, cause I need you.

Yeah, I just love them when they're desperate.

Debbie, Tina, let's stop this game and get back to reality.

But Warren, baby, this is reality.

Get down, boy.

So now hear your ears fall down.

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy.

Oh, bunny.

Ooh, look.

Lickety split.

If this...is reality, who needs fantasy?

Now you're getting it, Warren-baby.

Warren-baby!

I get it Warren baby Warren baby keep it up oh it's up

Yeah.

Hi, Warren.

Hi.

Look at that ass, Warren.

Don't touch it.

Just look at it.

Ooh, isn't that a hot little butt?

Warren wants to touch it.

Warren wants to touch it?

Does the rabbit want to go in the hole?

Oh, yeah.

Jimmy, what's going on in there?

I'm reading, Aunt Diane.

Jimmy, open this door.

Please, Aunt Diane.

Is something going on in there?

No.

Well, it's awfully quiet.

I'm reading.

I don't hear any pages turning.

You open this door.

Okay.

Yeah.

I'm getting really worried about you, Jimmy.

Why?

I'm your aunt. It's my right to worry, okay?

I'm not doing anything.

That's exactly what worries me. You're not doing anything.

You just mope around this room all the time.

I just want to be by myself.

Well, something's fishy.

Don't try to fool me.

I'm not.

I'm not so sure.

Let's go back to your reading.

I don't see any book.

I put it away.

Supper's in one hour.

We'll talk about it then.

I've got a surprise for you.

I've got a surprise for you.

Come on, buddy.

Come on.

Hop, hop, hop, bunny.

Come on.

Hop, hop.

Around the corner.

Let's get that fucking rabbit out of here.

Get out of here.

Woo!

Oh, yeah.

I'd like to suck on that.

Oh, come on, Jimmy.

You're a nice bunny.

Oh, thank you.

You want to take your ears off, bunny?

Oh, he's got such a nice big cock.

Oh, yeah.

Let me have a lick.

Oh, yeah.

Your girl's sure enough.

Come on.

Sure.

Since when are you giving orders around here?

Bunnies don't cock.

This bunny does.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Does that feel good?

You're really spanking me.

Don't even do that.

Tick tock.

You're going to get all hard.

I just want my finger to go inside.

You see?

Yeah.

Show me some of that.

You're catching all those bunnies.

What'd you eat, her?

What'd you eat, her?

Why'd you eat, her?

Why'd she eat, me?

It's still how it's done?

No.

Sure.

Don't.

Her.

Spread the lips real far apart.

Then you stick your tongue deep inside.

I'll show you.

She does it so good.

See?

Good job.

I'll show you.

Sweet.

You just did it.

Does Bunny know how to get in the hole now?

I don't know.

I don't believe in teaching everything a bunny rabbit would want to know.

Ow, my clit's getting so big.

It's all pretty.

Bet you just love to fuck both of us.

I only got one dick.

You sure?

You got that one hair?

Take it out.

In and in and out.

Look at that slippery wet pussy.

It's wet.

It's so wet.

It's wet.

It's gonna put it in.

Is it going in the hole right there?

It's going in the hole.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's so good.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my god.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my god.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my god.

There's no more.

Oh, today's gonna be the best day of my life.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

Okay, girl.

Will you open your mouth?

Yes, I will.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

You're a big girl, buddy.

You're a big girl, buddy.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Really?

Oh my gosh.

What a big cup.

Help me up.

Oh gosh.

Oh yes.

This is fun.

I love playing this game.

I get nervous too.

Why?

Why?

Why?

Oh yes.

Sit on your hips.

Oh yes.

Oh no!

Shove your finger in.

Oh no!

Yeah! Doesn't even look good.

This is great.

Oh no!

Oh no!

Oh no!

I wanted more!

You don't always get what you want.

But you get what you need.

Oh yeah!

Oh yes!

Look at that.

Why don't you stick it right in my hip?

And I'll just fuck myself.

Yeah, stick it in.

Oh, but your pussy's so tight.

Oh, it is!

Oh, fuck you.

Fuck me!

God damn it!

Fuck me, I can cum all over you!

Fuck me!

Do you think the bandit can cum?

Cum all over my ass?

Oh, I don't know.

But I'm gonna put my face right down here.

Come on.

Oh, come on.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck you.

I could just scoop that cat cum over you.

I can't help it.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck you.

Come on, baby.

Yes, now.

Right now.

Oh, you're so in it.

You're so in it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, all right.

Jimmy, are you coming?

Jimmy, are you coming to dinner?

Yeah.

Yeah, okay.

Jimmy, these past few weeks have become very different in this house.

Jimmy, these past few weeks have become very different in this house.

Jimmy, these past few weeks have become very different in this house.

Now, I know I'm your aunt.

I'm not your mother, God rest her soul.

But I am raising you.

I pay the bills.

I'm feeding you.

I'm responsible.

And your behavior has become very peculiar lately.

I'm just the same.

No, you're not.

No, Jimmy, you are not just the same.

You've been staying in your room for hours

You've been staying in your room for hours

like some old recluse.

You're absolutely held to get up in the morning.

You're absolutely held to get up in the morning.

And your teacher called and said that you've been falling asleep in class

when you make it to class.

Now, what is it

in your room

that occupies you so?

I'd really like to know.

Well, aren't you going to say anything?

What do you mean?

Why don't you just tell me your problem?

Mustard.

Mustard.

Could you pass the mustard, please?

Oh, yeah, sure.

Now, be serious, Jimmy.

Serious?

Yes. You don't seem to be realizing that you're crawling into a shell.

I mean, you are just retreating from the essence of life.

You're not acting like a normal young man.

I just want to get more reading done.

It's not reading. It is something, but it is not reading.

You're just too quiet. Absolutely too quiet.

Now, what is it?

Nothing.

It is not nothing.

I am tired of having this same discussion.

Now, if you don't snap out of it, I am just going to have to take some drastic measures.

Are you listening to me?

Yes, Aunt Dan.

You know, you don't go outside.

You don't play sports like you used to.

You don't go to the movies.

You don't chase girls.

You don't even watch television anymore.

The worst part is you and I don't have the conversations like we used to.

Spending hours upon hours in your room, don't you think that's just a little bit strange?

What are you reading in there? Playboy magazine?

No.

Then what is it?

Nothing.

Nothing.

Young man, your nothing is going to turn into something.

And when it does, you're going to need some professional counseling.

I'm going to my room now.

Thanks for dinner, Aunt Diane.

Don't you want to watch the Jeffersons with me?

No, thanks.

Don't you want any dessert?

No.

Damn it, they're gone.

Oh, there you are.

Look at this stuff.

Oh, boy.

How are you doing, sweetheart?

How's the water?

It's perfect.

Yeah?

Where did you feel it?

Right here.

Oh, my God.

It's great.

Look.

Look at this stuff.

Isn't it fun?

Oh, it's wonderful.

Wonderful.

Wonderful.

Didn't you have fun today?

That was so much fun.

That Robert.

Yeah, I'm done.

All right.

That's what we gotta do, a football player next.

Yeah.

You're so cute when you're wet.

Oh, stick the elephant trunk in mine, you see?

Oh, yes.

I love that face.

You want me to fuck you with this elephant trunk?

Does that feel good?

Does he fucking good with his trunk?

It feels wonderful.

Oh, I gotta get in the swat.

All right.

All right.

All right.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Yes.

Oh, baby.

Oh, man.

Oh, you're so beautiful.

It's so great to wash it off.

You wash it so well.

Thank you.

You're so much fun.

Yes.

Yes.

right up in there. I want you to stick it right in my face.

Oh wow.

We played for each other. We sure were. We loved to play games.

We loved to...

You know what feels good?

This is what feels good.

A little lower.

A little lower. Right in my head.

Here we go.

I want you to make it real.

Come on, come on.

We've had a rabbit today. Reminds me of a duck.

No, you've got a football player.

Oh, thank God.

Number 69.

Pike!

It's a rabbit.

Tonight's program of the Jeffersons

will not be seen at this time.

Instead, we are presenting

a special white paper report.

The American Sexual Revolution Update.

All throughout America today

more and more people are fucking.

Now that one out of every ten homes

has a videocassette player,

Explicit sexuality is available to everyone, young and old alike.

People are able to see and learn what can be done in the techniques of sexual pleasure.

It's out of the closet and into the living room.

All Americans can now have fun.

You can buy sex magazines at your corner grocery store.

It's all here just for the taking.

Why, it's even coming at you in 3D.

And all this is very good and healthy for you.

Oh, you can still get all the violence you want on regular network television.

But just look at this example of X-rated filmmaking.

There is a tremendous amount of what is called giving head going on today.

And if you'll just step up to your TV, I will give you a home demonstration of just how this works.

That's good. Now raise your skirt up over your thighs.

Like this?

And take down your panties.

How's that?

I'll help you.

That's it.

Now just step in closer.

Let me see that pink little pussy.

Oh, it tastes so good.

Hey, can you fuck me from in there?

I think it would be easier if I come out there.

Oh, yes.

Tune in tomorrow night for carp fishing in Iowa.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Jimmy, are you still up?

No.

I'm asleep.

Well, good night, dear.

Good night.

Aww.

Oh, nothing.

Damn it.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

Time to get up, Jimmy.

Alright.

And don't keep this door locked.

Sorry.

Nothing.

Wake up.

Why do you wake me up so early on a Saturday? I don't have to go to school.

Oh, yes you do.

What do you mean?

School is coming to you.

To me?

Yeah, I told you I was going to have to take drastic measures.

Look, you seem to be emotionally paralyzed.

I mean, you're slipping into an almost comatose state.

And I'm not going to let you get sick.

So I've engaged a private teacher.

She's going to come here and she's going to help you with your mental problems as well as your schoolwork.

She's a qualified professional and she comes very highly recommended.

I don't need anybody like that, Aunt Diane. I'm fine.

Yeah?

Well, you know, like the old saying goes,

actions speak louder than words.

Well, your actions or non-actions are real strange.

I just want to be alone.

All the time? You can't fool me.

Well, good morning. You must be...

Yes, Jimmy's teacher.

Wonderful.

Jimmy, please come.

I want you to meet the lady who's going to be helping you.

This is Miss Foxworth.

Hello, Jimmy.

Hello.

Nice to meet you.

Please, let's come in and sit in the living room.

My, you have a lovely home.

Yes.

Thank you. We like it.

The neighborhood's quite nice.

Very quiet and private.

We hardly even ever see the neighbors.

Did I say something funny, Jimmy?

No, I just remembered an old joke.

Well, at least your memory isn't fading.

Jimmy, I'm sure your aunt has told you why I'm here.

Yes.

Diane, as I explained to you, I must work with him alone.

I understand.

I have my sales meeting in Palm Springs.

So you two will have a nice long weekend together

to work on...

Jimmy's problems.

I don't have any problems.

Now, Jimmy, I think I should be the judge of that.

I have several degrees in psychology,

and I've had a lot of experience in dealing with the human mind.

Now, if, as your aunt has pointed out,

you are slipping into a reclusive state,

I'm the one to help you.

But I'm not.

I just want my privacy.

Well, now, Jimmy, it seems to be a little bit more serious than that.

What did you tell her?

Just exactly what's going on.

Now, Diane, I don't think Jimmy's problem is that serious.

Just give me a couple of days with him,

and I'm sure we can solve the whole thing.

Let's not put him on the defensive.

You're the boss.

No, you're the boss.

I'm the psychologist,

and he's still very dependent upon you for his livelihood.

Now, whatever feelings Jimmy has about his environment,

he will tell me about them.

Thank you.

May I go to my room now?

See? He's doing it again.

Yes, Jimmy. You can go.

I'll talk to you soon.

Bye.

I'll get my bags and be gone soon.

Have a good weekend, Jimmy.

Yeah, sure.

This might be tough, Diane.

I think he's shrinking.

You mean you think he's getting smaller?

No, dear. His personality.

But don't worry about a thing.

I'm sure I can snap him out of it.

I trust you, Miss Foxworth.

Lillian.

Lillian.

Now, you just run along on your business meeting,

and I'll take care of everything.

Thank you.

You sure?

Yes, dear. Trust me.

I do, Lillian.

Thank you.

I'm leaving now. Goodbye.

Goodbye, Diane. Have a wonderful time.

Good luck.

Boy.

Boy what?

It's been a busy vacation.

Do you wanna know something though?

What?

I'm really getting sick of these guys, the way that they're so deceiving.

You know, they always act like they're so ready to jump into anything, you know, they chase you around and pretend like they're all into you.

Remember that guy last week? The one we met at the beach that was like Mr., you know, muscle builder.

Oh yeah.

But he was wearing the baggy tennis clothes.

And was a wimp.

And he was tough. Yeah, I took his, I couldn't believe it.

Remember when he took his pants off and he had that roll of fat around his middle? I just went, ugh.

And his dick was really, and he's sitting there going, baby I'll fuck you all night. God, I can't believe it.

Lasted two minutes.

They all last about two minutes if they, we didn't occupy them.

I know, I think these games are really working out for a better interest.

Because otherwise, I think we'd really have a dull sex life, because these guys can't last at all.

We gotta find a place where there's men that are men that, that can take it.

I haven't found one yet.

I don't know, that rabbit was pretty cute.

The rabbit, oh yes, the rabbit.

How could you forget?

I wouldn't asshole though, I mean, I would get in a bunny outfit just to get laid.

Hey.

Oh look at us, come on, we're not such bad chicks.

We got a reputation, we got, we got hot pussies and we know it.

That's why I don't like it when you put masks on, because then it always blocks the eyes.

I don't know, what do you see, what's your favorite part?

You know.

No I don't.

They're dicks.

What else do you need them for?

You fuck them, you find them, and you leave them.

You gotta teach them to give good head though.

Well don't we?

I don't know, I think we ought to spend more time on that.

If you tell them I just don't want them anymore.

You know.

They say, oh baby, I'll fuck you all night long.

I'll eat your pussy, I'll do this, and you get them here and.

No.

Do something.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I'll do something.

Isn't that guy John coming over here?

Yeah.

I think he's bringing a friend with him.

Jack, somebody like that.

Well let's get dressed up.

That's right, they should be here anytime, huh.

Let's do something different this time, okay?

I got an idea.

Yeah.

Okay, come on.

I don't think they're home.

Look, I'm telling you, when these stewardesses are on layover, they're always here.

You sure about this?

Hey, look, you know, how many times do I have to tell you?

They're here.

You just got to relax, man.

I'm starting to get laid.

It's been a long time.

No, no, look, these girls are a little bit strange, but I'm telling you, play along with

them, you'll get some pussy.

Sorry we're late, girls.

Who cares?

Hey, we thought you girls were horny.

I heard about you girls.

What game are we going to play today?

Barnyard.

Barnyard?

Yeah, barnyard.

And you're the chicken.

I got a couldn't he be a woodpecker.

You get it?

That was pretty dumb, Jack.

Get down and start clucking.

Come on.

You too, Jack.

Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck.

Get out of there.

Come on.

Come on.

Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck.

Move it.

Come on.

How about some chicken feet down here?

Shut up.

Or I'll feed you to the curbs.

No, no, no.

Now your cows.

Move.

Move.

Come on.

You got to move this.

Move.

Yes.

I really liked him better as cocks.

It kind of wimped out.

John, this is pretty ridiculous.

Look, man, you said you'd do anything to get laid, right?

Right.

Right.

Right.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Move.

Move.

Move.

Move.

Move.

Hey, let's ride these horses.

That sounds like fun.

Come on.

You ride.

Up, up.

Move.

Move.

Move.

Come on.

Ride the cowboys.

Nice.

Come on.

Come on, cowboys.

Dance, dance, dance, dance.

Come on.

I want to go to the zoo.

I want to go to the zoo.

Come on.

Come on.

Whoa!

Come on, pony!

Get moving!

Whoa! I wonder if these guys are...

I know what that is!

Stallions! Or gilded.

I think we should find out.

I think so.

Whoa!

Come here, horsey.

Can you stand up on your own?

What you got behind you?

Jesus!

Oh my God!

You are home, little horse.

You look like a horse now.

Oh, I'm home.

You gonna mount me, boy?

Sure, baby.

Whenever you're ready.

I'll tell you when.

You got that? Sure.

Oh, yeah!

You like that?

Uh-huh.

I'm like,

I'm like,

Show me your tail.

Show me your tail.

Show me your tail.

Oh, my God!

You know I could ride

any horse all night long?

I bet you could too.

I'll show you

if you can last that long.

Think you can?

I don't know, seriously.

See, you're gonna do just as I tell you, John.

Or I'll bite it.

You like it.

Yeah?

Jimmy, you'll have to come out now.

We must have a little talk.

Not now.

I didn't come all the way over here for my health.

All right.

Come on out into the house and we'll talk.

Okay.

Now, Jimmy.

Thanks, but it's my house.

So it is.

Do you want me to leave?

My aunt asked you to come here.

Yes, she did.

Now, let's start talking.

Now, I know you don't want to answer...

Let me rephrase that.

I know you won't answer my questions.

You're hiding something from your aunt.

Now, from what I can tell, you are not mentally ill.

You have a secret.

Now, I know you probably wouldn't want your aunt to know what your secret is.

But maybe you'll share it with me.

There's no secret.

Do you like your aunt, Jimmy?

Sure.

She's great.

What school do you go to?

Valley Junior College.

Any problems there?

No.

So, no secrets and no problems.

That's right.

Can I go to my room?

No.

Sure.

Now, we are going to play robot.

Now, you're going to move your body.

You're going to move your body.

Now, you're going to move very slowly.

And we're going to teach you and show you everything.

And teach you slower, slower, slower.

Too fast.

Slower, slower.

You have to play the game.

I like music.

Do you like that robot?

Sure you do.

How's yours doing?

I think he's learning slow.

You gotta make him go slow.

Slower!

No.

Come on, if you're not gonna play it right, then don't play at all.

You got that?

Come on.

Down.

Tina?

Tina!

Show him how.

Don't let him touch me yet.

Tina!

Now you get your big surprise.

Let me see your dick.

Take your time.

See now.

There's no pussy.

Oh yeah

You ready for your pussy now darling?

Very good. Oh, oh my goodness. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah fucking time. Do you?

You don't have to ask a robot now

Yeah

You

Oh, yeah.

I'm a wild animal.

Fuck this wild animal.

Fucker.

You don't have a fucking animal?

Oh, yeah.

Eat me.

Oh, yeah.

Let me spread it for you.

Oh, lick that flip.

Look at it just sticking.

What?

Look at that pretty flip.

I hate the little things.

Just sticking out there.

Oh, yeah. Right on it.

Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, give it to me. Fuck me now.

Fuck me.

Fuck me and lick me.

Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I rubbed my clit.

I rubbed my clit.

Uh-huh. Do it.

Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh. Here it comes.

Oh, no.

Oh, you think it can reach my face?

My tongue?

My mouth?

You think your cup could squirt that far?

Yeah.

Yes, you did. Your cup. Your cup.

So, although it didn't touch my tongue.

Oh, yes.

I'll do it for you.

I think little boys should always be able to take a walk.

I think little boys should always be able to take a walk.

I think little boys should always be able to take a walk.

I think little boys should always be able to take a walk.

Jimmy, I have to talk to you.

Just a minute.

Oh, the door's unlocked.

Jimmy, are you having a nervous fit?

No, my zipper sticks.

Not in public, I hope.

No.

That could be a problem.

It's not.

Then we don't have a Freudian problem.

Then we don't have a Freudian problem.

No!

I'm glad at last we have an understanding.

Or a lie.

Since you have no emotional problems and no physical problems,

we might as well get down to some regular schoolwork.

Shakespeare?

Shakespeare.

Shakespeare.

The most brilliant writer of English literature.

His works can only improve your mind.

It's old fashioned.

Read.

Speak the speech I pray you as I pronounced it trippingly on the tongue.

No, no, no, Jimmy, Jimmy, you can understand this and put a little more feeling into it, can't you?

Speak the speech I pray you as I pronounced it to you.

Trippingly on the tongue.

But if you mouth it, as many of our players do, I had as Leaf the town crier spoke my lines.

Nor do not soar the air too much with your hand thus, but use all gently.

For in the very torrent, tempest, and as I may say whirlwind of your passion,

you must acquire and beget a temper.

To get a temperance that may give it smoothness.

Oh, it offends me to the soul to hear a robustious periwig-pated fellow tear a passion to tatters.

Read the other part.

I warrant your honor, but.

Be not too tame, neither.

But let your own discretion be your tutor.

Suit the action to the word, the word to the action.

With a special observance that you overstep not the modesty of nature.

For anything so overdone is from the purpose of playing.

To show virtue her own feature.

To show virtue her own feature.

To show virtue her own feature.

And the very age and form of the time.

His own body and pressure.

Oh, my God.

Will there be players that I have seen play.

And heard others praise.

Neither having the accent of Christians.

Nor the gait of Christian, pagan, nor man.

Have so bellowed and strutted.

That I had thought some of nature's journeymen had made men.

And not made them well.

They imitated humanity so abominably.

I hope we have reformed that indifferently with us, sir.

Oh, reform it altogether.

And let those that play your clowns speak no more.

Go make you ready.

I'm ready.

I'm ready.

I'm ready.

Just, like, relax.

Just, like, relax.

It feels so good.

I thought you'd enjoy that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you'd like me to suck on your balls?

Yeah.

Just like that.

Oh, that's nice.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You're not so shy after all.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

But go nice and slow.

We have all the time in the world.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

So, my mercy.

It's for toning the muscles.

Strong hands sure help.

Just relax.

Believe me, I'm relaxed.

Your little tense right here.

Mm. You have fabulous hands.

Okay, turn over. Let's get the front.

How's that?

Great.

Say, haven't I seen you before on TV?

Maybe.

I used to have my own show on public access cable.

I thought I'd seen that handsome face someplace before.

Must have been a rerun.

A little more cream.

I'll do the massage.

Please, Diane, I'll do the massaging.

Every muscle needs a massage.

You should know that.

It's coming out of my bite.

That's kind of handy.

There we go.

I do a little different method, I think, than you use.

Oh, yes? What do you do?

Oh, that's nice.

Oh, yeah.

That's nice.

Oh, that's good, Jimmy.

I like that.

I like that. Oh, yes.

Oh, don't stop.

Oh, no, don't stop.

Oh, you learn very fast.

Ah, that's good. Oh, yes.

Squeeze my tits.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, give me a shot. Stop.

Mist.

Oh, take me.

Come on, come on.

Oh yes, squeeze them.

You can bite them.

Bite them?

Yes, you can bite them just a little.

Oh yeah.

Oh, that feels good.

Oh yes.

See how they respond?

Oh yes.

All right.

Oh, you're good.

Oh yes.

Oh my god.

All right.

Oh yes.

So soft.

Oh yeah.

Oh yes.

Take it soft.

Enjoy it.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Oh, would you like to put this inside me?

Stop me.

I

Want I want you come on your ass right now right now. Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah, I'm free

You know, I've been afraid to you're not alone

Every morning I used to open my eyes and be afraid of the world that I had to face

It wasn't the way I wanted it either I

Wanted that kind of purity that you found

in your room

But that trapped me in my self-pity and I realized that my caring for myself was caring for other people

And I had to go out and meet those other people

It's quite simple you'll see I

Don't want to know I want to be with you we're gonna be together

No, Jimmy, I'm just your private

Teacher your temporary private teacher you won't need me

Well Diane, I think Jimmy will be just fine now, well you really seem to have worked a miracle maybe

You sure he's gonna be all right

You see call me in a couple of days

What about the money the agency will send you a bill?

Well, thank you

I'm really gonna hope for the best

And Diane yes, Jimmy

What's the dinner? Oh, I thought we might go out. Oh great. Oh

Miss Foxworth, will you come with us? Sorry, Jimmy. I've been gone all weekend

Gotta feed the cat

Okay

And Jimmy

Remember your Shakespeare

I'll never forget it a couch for luxury and damned incest

But how so ever thou pursuers this act

And I'll never forget it

I'll never forget it

I'll never forget it

I'll never forget it

Take not thy mind

Nor let thy soul contrive against thy mother ought

Leave her to heaven and to the thorns that in her bosom lodge to prick and sting her

fare thee well at once the glow worm shows the Matan to be near and

Jinns to pale his unaffectual fire

Adieu adieu adieu

Remember me

What was that all about?

You wouldn't understand

Maybe you would

Maybe you would

Maybe you would

Hey kid, what are you doing?

My name is Jimmy

What? Get in here

What are you doing?

My name is Jimmy. I live across the street

So what?

Well to come right out with it. I've been watching you girls through my telescope

Well to come right out with it. I've been watching you girls through my telescope

You what? You what?

You look really sexy

Yeah, that's quite a turn on

Girls are real sexy

Oh yeah?

Well, uh

He's kind of cute isn't he?

He is very cute

Young too

so you've been watching us, huh?

Yeah

Do you want to have some fun?

I was thinking about it

You wanna play flashlight?

Flashlight

We're gonna show you, baby. Come on

Oh, God.

I thought I told you.

You're just too big.

Go away.

Penis brain.

He learns fast, I tell you.

He's done this before, Jimmy.

Have you done it before, Jimmy?

Oh, yes, he's doing a really good job.

He's doing a really good job.

He's doing a really good job.

He's doing a really good job.

He's doing a really good job.

He's doing a really good job.

He's fucking you up.

He's fucking you up.

He's fucking you like a bunny.

He's fucking you like a bunny.

Oh, yes.

Oh, you're gonna come.

Oh, right here, Michael.

Right there.

Oh, yes, it works.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

All right, Jimmy.

All right, Jimmy.

Are you sure you saw him come in here?

Are you sure you saw him come in here?

I saw him right out my back window.

I saw him right out my back window.

That was hours ago when it was just starting to get dark.

But he never stays out this late.

Diane, haven't you been having problems with him?

Diane, haven't you been having problems with him?

Yes, but I thought that was all cured.

I mean, he wouldn't come out of his room.

And now he won't come home.

Who lives here, anyway?

Two airline stewardesses.

Seem like normal girls.

Well, there doesn't seem to be anybody home now.

Well, there doesn't seem to be anybody home now.

Well, there doesn't seem to be anybody home now.

The door's open.

Let's go in. Come on.

Look, he's asleep.

Jimmy?

Jimmy, wake up.

Ooh, look, Diane.

He's got a heart on.

Oh, my God.

You're gonna have to tuck it back into his pants

because he's gonna be real embarrassed

if he wakes up like this.

No, I don't want to touch it.

Well, he's your nephew.

Well, zip it up or something.

Well, zip it up or something.

Ooh, it's so big.

Ooh, it's so big.

We might hurt him.

Well, cover it.

Take a pillow.

Do something.

Oh, I'll do it if you're gonna be such a prude.

Prude?

Prude?

Prude?

Prude?

Prude?

Prude?

It's too stiff.

Just let me slicken it up a little bit

and then it'll slide right in.

Marsha, do you have any idea what you're doing?

Well, hell yes, I do it all the time.

Go back to sleep, Jimmy.

What's going on, Aunt Diane?

You're getting your cock sucked, kid.

Oh, my God.

I'd like to sit on this.

Marsha, no. He's my nephew.

Well, he's not my nephew.

Besides, I think he's kind of cute.

Don't do it, Jimmy.

Oh, oh, oh, you're so good.

Oh, it's so young and hard.

But it feels so good, Aunt Diane.

Oh, I know.

I love fucking better than anything.

Oh, that's so good.

Oh, your cock feels so good on my pussy.

Oh, you made me so wet.

Oh, I wanted to fuck you as soon as I saw

your hard cock sticking out of your pants.

Humph!

Oh, Diane, you'd love his cock.

You oughta try it.

Oh, come on, Aunt Diane.

I've always wanted to.

You have?

Go on, Diane, try it.

Oh, how does it feel?

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

I never dreamed.

Come on, fucker, let her have it.

Come on.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Oh, that's it.

Deep, deep, deep.

Oh, you are wet.

Oh, it's so wet going in there.

Come on, fucker.

Fucker, how are you?

Good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's it.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Oh, my baby.

Oh, yes.

Whoa.

Oh, no.

And now, as the sun sinks slowly in the West,

we say a fond farewell to Los Angeles,

the land of milk and honey,

the Big Orange,

Smogsville,

the land of opportunity

where anything can happen,

and usually it does

24 hours a day.

24 hours a day.

24 hours a day.

24 hours a day.

24 hours a day.

24 hours a day.