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Thank you.

We know this is one of Goldenrod's warehouses, Jane.

But how did you find out about the stolen laser guns being stored here?

Through an informant control.

Isn't that the usual way? Not so usual in this case, Jane.

Goldenrod's security is the best there is.

He has some of the most vicious set of enforcers I've ever heard of.

He rules by fear.

And his golden cock.

I wouldn't know about that.

Oh, but I do.

What do you mean you do?

I mean, I've just interrogated a few of the many beautiful bimbos he has working

for him.

And they've told me some stories.

Come on now, Jane.

Look, never mind that crap. When do you meet your snitch?

See that shipping office over there?

Her name's Velvet.

But beware of her claws.

I understand she's killed 12 men.

Velvet, this is Control, my boss.

Jane tells me you know where the laser guns are hidden.

That's correct.

Well, then my next question should be obvious.

What do you want out of this?

Once I have the guns, I'm going to have to place you in a witness protection

plan for the rest of your life.

Goldenrod will know exactly who betrayed him.

So what's your price?

My price?

Let's just say my price is satisfaction.

Against Goldenrod? Against the man I worship?

Hardly. My satisfaction comes from seeing you defeated, Control.

What's going on here?

Jane, I thought you turned this, Bimbo. Oh, but it is I who has turned, Control.

I belong to Goldenrod now.

You've done your part well, Jane Bond.

You may go now. I'll take it from here.

What the hell's going... What

the hell did you do to Jane?

Some exotic drug?

I know she can't be bought.

Jane likes winners.

And you're such a loser, Control.

Now take off your clothes.

Why don't you just pull the trigger and be done with it?

Shut up and strip.

Stay safe.

Now lie down on the table and put your hands over your head.

Now if you're able to please me, I'll give you your life.

But you better be prepared to give me the fucking of your life or you won't

a life to give.

So do I please you so far?

Keep your mouth shut.

I've got one prisoner. Move in and secure the area.

Jane never told me how persuasive you could be.

Damn it.

I've got my ways. Tell me something.

Should I throw you back to Goldenrod? I know he doesn't like betrayal in his

employees.

Please don't.

His punishments are horrible.

How did he get to Jane?

Simple hypnosis.

Utilizing a new method he developed himself.

Which you're going to tell me in great detail, right?

Yes, Control.

Get up.

You should have never left Velvet alone with your Control.

And now I've lost her and the laser guns.

You can always steal more laser guns, Goldenrod. The main thing here is you

still have Mei Wang.

And her scientific knowledge is totally unlimited.

She can produce weapons that'll make those laser guns look like baby toys.

True. Still, she remains very stubborn.

I plan to turn her over to Crunch for some attitude modification.

In the meantime, what do you plan to do with control?

I've got a plan.

I hope so.

I will not tolerate, even from you, another failure.

I'm going to go to him.

I'm going to tell him the drugs you gave me wore off, and I escaped.

And then, when he's relaxed and totally unsuspecting of me...

I'm gonna finish the job that Velvet should have done herself.

Then proceed immediately.

And, uh, my beautiful assistant.

Tell Pussy Go Tightly to stay away from May Wong until Crunch has her.

She's much too fond of that girl.

Do you know what Goldenrod has planned for you?

He has an enforcer named Crunch who loves little

girls like you.

Do you know what his idea of a good time is?

Finding every opening in your body, sticking this giant prick into it.

While he's doing that, he likes to twist the titties out of shape.

Oh. And pull your hair.

No. Oh.

Oh.

Don't worry, honey.

Let's take our time and figure it out.

Keep your feet.

I wouldn't let nothing bad happen to you.

What could you do?

Oh.

Let's see.

You should never underestimate it.

You know, one word from me and Goldenrod won't let Crunch touch you.

No. No, I'll never cooperate with him.

Never.

Don't you want to know why I'm so special?

No.

No.

My lips are sealed. I'm not going to say nothing.

No, they're not.

It looks like a seal.

I have an idea.

Let me just open wide and think.

No crunch.

No crunch.

Come on.

No crunch.

See it?

Now stick your tongue out.

Ooh, yeah, that's right.

Now, I'm going to untie you.

And I'm going to show you what happens to good little girls that please

put people tightly.

Okay.

Okay.

Everything will be fine.

Take real good care of you.

Be a good little girl.

Make your child real happy.

Yeah. Yeah.

Just take that 10 years.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. You don't want Crutch to get a hold of you, do you?

My nipple.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Can you look them both together for me?

She didn't eat my pussy.

Squirt.

Thank you.

Lots to talk about.

Yes, that mind control drug is incredible.

Except Goldenrod used hypnosis.

Your tree grip is beginning to suck, Jane.

That's what you get for going over to the other side.

Fuck. It's a drop.

Now walk over to my desk.

Sit down in my chair and put your hands in plain view.

Look into the light, Jane.

Just concentrate on the light.

Now relax.

Breathe deeply.

You will forget everything you ever knew from the first time you met Goldenrod.

Just concentrate on the light.

So, everyone's entitled to make a mistake once in a while.

You know, you may be a whiz at mathematics, but as a person, you're

12 -year -old.

Oh, no.

No, don't go.

I gotta go, Mae.

Besides, it'll be more romantic with just the two of you.

My name's Jane Bond.

I'm going to make you slippery as an eel so he can't keep his hands on you.

Don't you have a weapon?

Why don't you just kill him?

That's not my style, sweetheart.

Besides, as soon as he gets in his bed, I fully intend to join this party.

God, I'm scared.

Shh, I'll be right outside.

Wet and poor little slanty eyes.

I'm not going to hurt you much.

But first we're going to have a little fun.

My way.

What the fuck you got all over your body?

Chain bond, special concussion, turkey brain.

Here,

let me help you up.

She can't keep this up forever.

I'll second that, crunchy.

So, what's it going to be?

Fight or fuck?

Jeez.

Fucking Jane Bond and this cute little oriental cupcake?

How about that?

Let's forget about the fighting, okay?

Yeah, well, just remember, crunchy.

You change your mind, and we can be awfully slippery if we want to be.

Okay, Jane, baby.

I'm going to make your pussy flip -flop.

Don't call me crunchy, okay?

Amen.

Oh yeah.

city to my island retreat.

And two of my most trusted lieutenants have been captured by that nefarious

bitch Jane Bond.

And do you know why?

Because they have cunts and cocks instead of brains.

Well, what's the plan?

The plan, dear pussy, is already in place.

Fortunately, my sources tell me that control has been called back to

That leaves just Bond to contend with.

I've took her off to the location of this place, so I expect that she'll be

showing up very soon.

Only this time I'm using Donnie and Marie to finish her off.

Those angelic -looking puppy types?

Who happen to be the most vicious killers in the Western Hemisphere.

And better yet, I've hypnotized them to hate sex.

Let's see Jane Fawn fuck her way out of this.

Well, now that you have all that under control...

Would you do my nails?

I don't do nails.

Well, how about breasts?

Maybe vaginas?

Or maybe a little ass for me.

Now you're talking my language.

Mine too lover.

Amen.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

I'm coming.

I'm coming. I'm coming.

of your time.

I really can't wait to share the latest innovations in our line of cosmetics.

Are you sure your parents aren't here?

No, just the two of us.

And I'd just love to see what you have in that case.

Even my brother would be interested.

Yes, that's it, actually. I mean, a sales leader that makes house calls on

islands has got to be pretty motivated.

Know what I mean?

Yes.

Yes, I would say I'm definitely.

Motive in.

Shall we go inside?

Hey.

Oh.

Goodbye, Jane Bond.

The sharks on this island are in for a feast tonight.

Oh. Listen, let's not be hasty, okay? I don't have a gun on me. Would you like

to see?

We're not interested, Jane.

We hate sex.

But love death.

The more painful, the better.

Well, now listen.

We don't have to kill me now. As a matter of fact, we can sit back and I

amuse you for just a few minutes. Let's get this over with, Donnie. I'm getting

bored. But it's always fun to be amused before a little death.

It's kind of like a dessert. You two have a seat right down here.

I have something I just want to show you. You have guns in your hands and you

can always kill me.

Here we go.

Now, just check out my little toy right here.

Look into the light.

consciousness on the life.

Now I want both of you to slowly drop your weapons.

Good. Very good.

Now, you hate murder, but you

love sex.

All you want for the rest of your lives

is the enjoyment of each other's bodies.

When I count to three and snap my fingers, you will begin doing what

always wanted to do anyway.

One, two, three.

Now five.

to do this for a long time.

would be beautiful.

Come in, Jane. I've been expecting you.

And forget about the machine. I've trained myself not to respond to it.

What happened to her?

Oh, well, we made love all last night and she finally passed out.

I often have this effect on women.

So I dragged her up here and made myself comfortable while waiting for you.

No gun, Goldenrod. You seem to be quite confident in your old age, huh?

Well, Jane, the only gun I need is between my legs.

It's cocked and ready.

And when we... finished i won't need to employ hypnosis again because i'm the

last man you'll ever want i just love a man who's modest you see i know your

weakness jane you're hooked on sex and i'm gonna be the best fix you ever had

well i never turned down a challenge and i'd love to find out just

what that golden rod is all about

Your screams of ecstasy will answer that, Jane Bond.

Oh, uh, Pussy, go to your room. Uh -huh. I'm done with you.

Good night.

Cute in her own way.

Yes, Jane.

Jane.

We're made for each other, Jane.

Me the master, you the slave.

Not a chance.

Not a shot fired, yet Goldenrod and his entire group are in jail.

Goldenrod was shot down by his own ego, Chief.

Listen,

I'm real sorry about what happened at the warehouse and at the office here.

Just the thought of Goldenrod having me under his power makes my skin crawl.

I don't understand how Goldenrod got in that position to get so close to you,

Jane.

Well, actually, you see there was this really gorgeous guy.

He was an agent for Goldenrod.

I didn't know it at the time, of course.

I met him and I couldn't wait to jump his bones.

He had the nicest set of buns.