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Oh, hi, Linda. How was the beach? Fine, fine.

Hey, this is a pretty good place.

Do you like it?

Yeah, I thought you'd like it.

Where'd you get it at?

I took it out of the judge's chamber down at the courthouse.

Judge's chamber?

Yeah. I got it right before the jury was going to watch it. I thought you'd

probably enjoy it more.

Yeah, those jurors, they can't do anything except they're trying to jerk

the jury spot.

Kind of frustrating, huh?

Yeah. Do you want me to get it for a take from the river?

No,

I'm going to take one of my famous spads. I'll be back.

Hurry up, bud.

in here between my appointments and see what this is all about.

How much does it cost?

Three dollars.

Three dollars.

That's some change.

Okay, can I have a seven up, huh?

If you'd ordered popcorn, I'd understand all the napkins, but seven up?

I, uh, spill a lot.

I bet you bleed a lot, too.

We gotta have these on.

If you have $10, I'll save you wear and tear on your hand.

$10?

Yeah, I'm also very neat. You won't need the napkins. I'll clean you up with my

mouth.

I don't have $10 in cash.

You take it, sir.

Do you have diners, please?

$9 .92, $9 .92.

Can you take a check for the balance?

That's close enough.

The way you talk.

The way you do.

And I wish I had.

Are you sure you want to go through with this, Jim?

Of course I'm sure. We can't miss.

That's cops around, but it'll be as easy as falling off of Raquel Wilson. Can

you dig it? I thought I was your girl. Sure you are. That was just a figure of

speech. I got a better figure, too.

I may be little, but everything works.

You can say that again.

I may be little, but everything... Come on, let's get to work.

When you discover...

Hey,

that chick is still on stake.

Go get the money now.

Thank you.

When you discover...

Easy, lad.

Eight subjects.

Don't talk to her like that. That's my sister.

So that's your big sister, eh?

You like that?

Not really, but it helps keep my weight down.

If I didn't eat this, I'd be eating candy all night.

Now watch Mary.

I'm going to show you how to send cops.

Pay close attention, because I'm going to ask questions later.

Don't do that. You'll go blind.

How about making me go blind?

Does that turn you on?

I'm sure she enjoyed it.

What about you? Do you enjoy those kind of things?

No.

You haven't seen that before?

No. I thought when you're so confused you might tell something else there.

He'll make girls stop like this.

Suck on my gun.

No, not that one.

This one.

Well, I guess I gotta lock it.

You too, Girl Scouts, all kind.

I was a Boy Scout. I never met Girl Scouts like you.

It was down by the Aloha Motel.

No sign of her.

Those bastards.

Look, I'm assigning you to the case.

But I don't want the closeness of the situation to confront with your job.

I want a butt in and a lot.

Don't worry, Chief. I wouldn't do anything to embarrass the force.

Get any leads?

Well, I found a receipt from the Chief Motel down by the dock.

I don't know if it's theirs, but it's worth a try.

Well, good luck, and you're going to need it.

Thanks.

Jim, get out of the way. Let Mary go down there and give Bonnie some diamond

hay.

Go ahead.

Hey, everybody, let's have a little fun with this old man.

What are you kids doing running around like that? Don't you know you could get

arrested? Shit, everybody should dress like this. It's free.

Say, Pop, what do you think of these girls? Don't you want to come over and

a little fun with them?

I was wondering if you could give me a little information.

I'm looking for three friends of mine, two boys and a girl. Have you seen them

around here lately?

Well, I see a lot of boys and girls.

Yeah, well, these two boys are about 23, and the girl's 19.

And you might say that they're the hippie type.

Well, there's a couple of them that come in here. They hang out at some deserted

beach, and they get high and stare at the sun or something. Is that them?

deserted beach does the aloha cove sound familiar yeah that's the place

okay thanks a lot uh sorry isn't that worth something that information uh

yeah it's worth something don't you see my badge it's worth you not going to

jail thank you you've been very helpful hi baby i'd like to make a couple of

questions um no i don't think i would like to why don't you leave me alone

I just love women with spunk.

Come here. Come here.

Come here.

I bet she's got a pile of money hidden away in this mattress.

I don't have any money.

Yeah, I don't believe you.

What do you have in this piece of coke? I don't have nothing.

Why don't you wash your hair?

I just can't.

Take your pants off.

Let me see them old fucking nuts you got down there.

Hit them again.

That's it.

Okay, I'll take them off.

Come over your body and see what you can do for that.

See what you can do for that old Google.

Let's see you get that old fucker hot.

Not in this.

You better feed your next girl to that.

Once you go, we can give it some head.

Go ahead, little virgin.

Down here.

It's just like a lollipop.

Tastes like children.

You want to double that bet?

He's coming. Why don't you take your girls clothes off?

Yeah, come on. Come on

Lay down on that. Now, if he's coming, why don't you fuck him?

Come on.

Stick it in there all the way, old man.

I don't think we got a lot of action, huh? Yeah.

I thought it was over the hill.

Yeah. Yeah, ride him, come on. Ride him, buddy.

Come on, old man.

How am I supposed to be fucking?

Go ahead.

Coming. I'm coming.

I'm going.

I'm going.

He's gone.

He's gone.

Save me a bullet.

He ain't dead.

That's dead.

Dead.

Okay, Girl Scout, since you did such a good job on him, come over here and take

my clothes off and give me some head.

I bet you that same 20 you don't care about.

Well, what if you're talking?

Well, we can come to my house and sell gross cat poop.

Yes, Mr. Marsburn, and we've got practice in the summer, too.

She's a natural at sucking a dick.

You can say that again.

She's a natural at sucking a dick.

Huh.

All right, freeze.

This curtain's for all of you.

Nobody pulls a curtain on me.

All right.

She's better than her sister.

I'll make that second move.

Them's the cookies, this the whole load.

Yeah, come on over here and give me some hands.

Take your sister's place.

Yeah,

now I know who caught Harry going down.

I've always wanted to look.

I think I got something better to play with than this gun.

It's good like a tissue.

All right.

Just lie down, shit.

Jesus, give us your love.

Oh, yeah, exactly.

Oh,

yeah, that's what I like.

Hey.

Not so much tea.

Let's see if we can own it from now.

and give your sister some man.

Don't say things like that. Why not?

No, but it's true.

Why don't you go over there and enjoy?

Thank you for watching.

Let's do a triple -decker.

What's up, Rodney Allen? This is what I call a jumbo sandwich, baby.