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Happy birthday, son.

I can't believe you're already 18.

That time really flies, doesn't it?

Don't forget to make a wish before you blow out the candle.

18's a big one, so make sure it counts.

Okay, hang on.

Oh, I wish I could fuck my stepmom.

Who is this? Who's there?

Welcome to Madwood, motherfucker.

Man, that mummy's got a nice rack.

I hate to break it to you, but I'm your horny monster.

And I'm hungry for pussy.

Oh, yeah.

Are you with me?

Yeah, are you with me? You want to taste that sweet juice?

Oh, yeah, you know that. We're going to bury ourselves.

Bury it in there. Right up to the balls.

You see that mummy of yours? We're going to fuck her asshole.

We're gonna have such a good time. Sing it.

Vagina! Vagina!

Vagina! Vagina!

Vagina! Vagina!

Vagina! What's that?

What's that supposed to mean?

It means you're officially an 18 -year -old virgin.

And you need to get laid before I die of starvation.

Seriously, kid, I can't take this much longer.

I don't get it.

You don't get it? You ever heard the expression, feed the beef?

Well, the beast is me, Geordie. The beast is me.

And all I eat is sweet, delicious pussy.

So, how do I get you? What do you need?

Oh, I'm so glad you asked, Geordie. You're gonna fuck your new

stepmom tonight.

Ah,

who gives a fuck? You know you want to.

Plus, they're going to be married, what, two months?

Oh, the cans on that bitch.

Come on, Geordie.

There we go. That's good.

I don't know about this.

Don't worry. Just follow my lead. You'll be fine.

And don't worry.

No one else will be able to see me but you. Got it?

Wait, what are you... Oh, Pastor, you blow them all out.

Looks like you're going to get that wish, buddy. Yes.

Maybe.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, baby, look at those jugs. Don't you want to just dive straight in and never

come out?

Oh, take it, Jordy.

Big piece for you.

They're nice.

I'm going to go and get a head start on the cleaning.

You boys enjoy the cake.

You're a lifesaver, honey.

Okay,

Jordy.

Oh my God!

She totally wants you dead. She totally wants to blow your dick.

Get your sweet virgin ass out there.

Now.

Now turn your gaze on. Come on.

I'll be back.

You have no idea.

You're going to be in there pounding your wife.

Oh, yeah.

Geordie, what do you think you're doing?

I don't know.

I'm your stepmother.

Oh, my God, that's so hard.

Oh, yeah, you've been a really bad boy.

You're going to get punished.

You're 18 years old. You should know better.

I did pimples. You have no idea what she's doing.

Geordie, are you even... listening to me? Very good. I'm so sorry.

Take out your dick.

What? Take out your dick. Take it out now.

Take out your dick. Take out your dick. Take out your dick. Take out your dick.

Oh, come on. Get ready for the wide eyes.

We have a winner.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

Oh, yeah. Wow.

That's a lot bigger than your dad's.

I would never have thought.

And?

And? Well, a little. taste wouldn't hurt. It's your birthday after all.

Oh, yeah, buddy, we did it.

This stays between you and me, okay?

Okay.

Your hand's involved.

There you go. Oh, yeah.

There you go. There you go.

There's that shit.

Oh, it's like I'm involved.

It's like I'm involved.

Yeah. I'm a horny monster. See, I'm a horny monster.

See it.

You like that, do you? Yeah. You like that? Happy birthday.

Thank you.

Use your fucking young 18 -year -old dick as lippy.

Yeah.

You filthy little cunt.

Oh, you are. You're a filthy little cunt.

Get me your fucking hoarding like this is up to the cleaning.

With your big fucking dick.

Oh my god, I'm like so proud of you right now.

You're totally killing this.

I'm gonna destroy your cock with the back of my fucking throat.

Fuck it. Fuck it.

Yeah, there we go.

Oh, yeah.

Boom.

That's how you lose your virginity, buddy.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Finger blast my fucking pussy, you dirty bastard.

That's it.

Yeah, you should have done this behind the bike shed, I'm sure.

Oh, yeah.

Fuckers. Yeah, I'm going to fuck your fingers. That's it. Go on, jerk off.

Okay, you're wasting valuable time right now, buddy. Get up in there.

Sit in real deep. Oh, yeah. Okay, no warning. Just bang.

Okay, this is where we practice. This is where it's game time. Bang.

Yeah, fuck. Straight in there. Do it. Do it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Yeah, you last much longer than your fucking dad. You useless fucking prick.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay, Georgie.

Move aside.

Hey, honey.

Oh, there you are.

I just wanted a bit of cake because I'm eating enough here for the three of us.

No.

Let me just finish up in here and then I'll be back in. Right. Okay. Okay. You

come when you're ready. All right. Bye.

Fuck me.

Fuck me.

That's it.

I'm going to get that fucking virgin dick and ram it right up my cunt.

I'll slap them fucking balls against my fucking cunt.

That's it.

Oh, yeah, you dirty fucking bastard.

You virgin fucker. You won't be a fucking virgin until I'm finished with

Oh, I'll just get this big fucking tits out.

Oh, yeah, that's it.

That's it, slap my fucking arse. I'll slap my fucking arse. That's it, there's

good boy. Yeah, you fucking filthy cunt.

Yeah, go on, fuck me like you mean it.

Yeah, that's it. I'll get this fucking nigger.

Yes, fucking that's it. Keep pumping.

That's it. Keep fucking pumping, you dirty bastard.

Oh, yes.

Come on, baby.

Fucking cunt.

Yeah, you're that cunt.

Yeah. Oh,

yeah, you like how wet you're making that pussy.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, you love it, don't you? Yeah. And your fucking dad's next door.

Or your fucking stepmom.

Yeah. Oh, I'm a fucking dirty bitch, aren't I?

Yeah, you love it. Yeah, I love it. You're my fucking kid.

Yeah. Happy fucking 18.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, bug.

Oh, grab my fucking hair.

Go on, grab my fucking hair. Come on. That's it, you dirty fucking bastard.

Oh, yeah.

for you. Keep wanking your tummy.

Yeah, keep wanking your tummy. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I'm going to get you out of that. No, you're not.

You're like the sexy body.

You're like the sexy body.

Yeah. Fuck you, Dad.

Fuck you. Yeah,

it's just me.

I'm fucking you now, you know that?

Go on, spit in my mouth.

Put it back in my fucking cunt, you dirty bastard.

Put it back in my fucking cunt.

Fuck me like the whore I used to be until I married your fucking dad.

That's it.

Yeah, come on.

Yeah, you fucking... Yeah, fuck me like that.

That's it, fuck off.

Grab my waist.

Grab my waist.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's it.

Fuck off.

Get all your fucking clothes off. Get naked now. Get these off.

Strip off.

Yeah. I'm going to get myself some fucking young dick.

Yeah. I'm going to fucking put that cock straight back in my fucking mouth.

Yeah, go right in there.

Yeah, you might like it like them big fucking tits as well.

You like them big fucking... Go on, fuck them, you dirty buggers. You fucking

do, don't you?

Come on, fuck them.

It's your fucking birthday.

Fuck my tits like it's your fucking birthday.

Yeah,

that's a good fucking dirty little con, isn't it?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that's it.

Get it back in there.

Yeah. You like it in there, don't you?

Yeah. Yeah.

Who's a bad bitch?

Spank me.

Spank me.

Who's a bad bitch?

Who's a bad bitch? Me.

I am, aren't I?

You.

Go on, that's it.

Call me a dirty whore.

Call me a dirty whore.

Am I a dirty whore?

Yeah, dirty whore.

Dirty whore. Yeah, fucking again.

Dirty whore.

Yeah.

Yeah, how do you think I fucking got you down?

Oh, fuck yes.

Come here, come with me you.

Come with me, come with me.

Fucking legs right up. Go on.

Yeah, go on.

You're having a little fucking saliva shower as well, aren't you?

You dirty fucking birthday face.

a dirty birthday dick. Yeah?

Yeah.

Getting a special blowy.

Fuck me some more.

Yeah. You're learning, boy.

You're fucking learning.

Not such a virgin anymore, are you?

That's it.

Enjoy your fucking holes.

That's your birthday present.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Yeah.

Yeah, you like that. Come on. Yeah, do the fucking worst. The nose is spanking.

Oh. Oh.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Fuck. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's it.

That's it.

I love it. I love being a horny fucking bitch for you.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, Jordan.

I want you to get on my fucking surfaces.

Get on here.

Yeah, that's a good boy.

Oh yeah.

Oh, that's it, lie down.

Don't worry, your daddy's not coming in.

It's my candle.

Oh, you fucking rock hard, Geordie. You fucking rock hard. You ready for me to

get back on it again?

Yeah. Yeah? Let me get on there then.

Oh, yeah.

Let me get back on that fucking knob and bite your dick.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck.

You're such a fucking idiot.

Oh, yeah.

Doesn't know what his fucking slag wife's doing right in his son's fucking

Oh, yeah.

Such a good birthday boy.

Yeah. Oh, such a beautiful big fucking cock.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Why don't you fucking grind on that fucking dick?

Oh, yeah.

Fuck on them fucking tits.

Fuck on them fucking tits. That's it. Get stuck in there.

Yeah. More.

Yeah. That's it. More tits.

Come on, suck them. Suck them, you greedy fucking bastard.

That's it. That's it. Lick them fucking teeth.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, that feels good, baby.

Let me slide that cock back in that fucking hole.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let me put on that fucking... Oh. Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Give me that fucking mouth.

Oh, you dirty fucking bastard.

Oh, yeah. You need to learn how to kick.

Shut the fucking dick in there. Oh, yeah.

Give me that fucking dick, though.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Say my fucking name.

Rebecca. Rebecca.

Yeah. Dirty whore Rebecca.

Dirty whore Rebecca.

Yeah, that's it. Fucking turns me on. Keep saying it.

Dirty whore Rebecca.

Yeah, that's it. Keep fucking saying it.

Keep fucking saying it. Dirty whore Rebecca.

Dirty whore Rebecca.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Yeah. That's fucking quiet.

Spin around on that fucking wall.

Oh yeah, go on, spank it. Spank it.

Yeah. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Go on, slap it against it. Go on.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, you're going to pop it in there. Do you know which hole?

Yeah. Yeah.

That's it.

That's it.

Oh yeah.

You fucking dirty fucking bastard.

Go on, fuck me back. Go on. Do some fucking thrusting. Yeah, that's it.

Thrust. Come on.

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Grinding on that fucking dick. Grinding on that fucking dick.

fucking cheek. Make them shiny.

Nice and fucking... Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Wanking that fucking dick with a wanking your fucking cock

with my cunt.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Stay there.

Stay right there.

Let me see the comic take.

You can't wait to see your fucking spunk fly out of your fucking knobby -stirred

barclay. Yeah, it's going to be like the icing on that fucking birthday cake.

Explosions everywhere.

Yeah, what a fucking 18th birthday that's going to fucking be.

Oh, that got your fucking dick right, didn't it?

Time to get you to your favourite fucking... hole.

Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. What a way to lose your fucking virginity.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. That's it. Fucking use me.

Oh, yeah. You fucking big knobbed fucking young dick.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Fucking hole.

I love it. I love it. I love it.

Oh, I fucking love it. Your dad never fucked me like this.

Oh, yeah. Oh, shit.

Yeah, shove that fucking slidey cunt back in. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Enjoy every fucking minute. This is never happening again.

Oh, yeah. Take that dick out of me.

Get down here.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Come here.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah. Get that cock back in my fucking mouth.

Oh yeah, lick that fucking cunt, you dirty bastard.

Yeah, lick that fucking cunt. Yeah, you fucking filthy fuck.

Fucking go for it. Glaze my face like that fucking birthday cake of yours.

I know.

I'm going to milk your fucking 18 -year -old cock.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

It's right in them fucking balls, isn't it?

Yeah, it's right in them fucking balls.

Oh, it's right in them fucking balls.

I'm going to blast my fucking whore face.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I can feel it. I can feel it coming.

You're going to explode in my face.

Fucking shit!

Oh, you're going, still going!

Fuck, Geordie!

No, thank you. You sure? I'm going with you.

I'm going to go and clean up.

Daddy's going in a minute.

Happy birthday, baby. Thank you.

Daddy's going to be proud.

your shit together before your dad gets in here.

If he catches you like this, he's gonna be so pissed.

What's this?

Oh, shit.

Let's go.

El rapido.

Andale, andale.

Let's go.

Okay, Ted, look alive.

Ah, Geordie, there you are.

Now that you're 18, you're a grown -up. It's about time we had a little talk,

you know.

My, my, my, my. Birds of a bee.

There's a couple of things I think you ought to know.

God, this guy is such a douche.

Oh!

Bazinga!

Jordy! Slow it down, slow it down.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!

He's gonna be fucking his hot step mommy all over in that two minute bang!

I held a bit of the rug on my way up.

Make sure you eat this stuff. There you go. Keep going.

There you go.

That's great. Okay, you look disgusting.

China!

Yeah!

We're going to the film festival.

To Cairns! Here we go.