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[man] Know what I love?
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God, country and my shined up pick-up truck.
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[bluesy country music]
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I don't trust just anybody with my baby.
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That's why I got me Bulldog United Insurance.
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That way if anything happens to me or Bertha,
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we're fully covered.
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[horse whinnying]
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They take care of everything.
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[car screeching]
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From head to toe.
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[woman] Help!
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A deer just ran into my new car.
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Call Bulldog United.
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[man] Shoot, a gator bite just sunk my pontoon.
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Aw hell, they take care of that too.
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[announcer] For insurance
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who'll be on the attack
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for you and yours,
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call Bulldog United.
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[woman] What about us?
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I just bought a house for me and my 17 cats.
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Sorry darling, but
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I ain't got a dog in that hunt.
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Darling but, I ain't got a dog in that hunt.
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I ain't got a dog in that hunt.
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-[phone ringing] -Yeah?
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[man on phone] Bo, how's it going buddy?
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Oh hey, what's up man?
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Listen, it's a no go for that cop show.
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What?
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What the hell, man?
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I thought you said they were like total fans of me.
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[man on phone] Still are, dude.
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Uh, it smells like boy in here.
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Haven't got an offer out.
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Yadda, yadda, you know...
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I'm leaving now.
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Babe, I'm on the phone, okay. God.
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[man] Guy with the blue eyes and brown hair.
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I have to go see my shaman.
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My chi is all over the place.
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You do that.
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The casting director.
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Everyone found out.
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You should really take
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a yoga class or sweat it out.
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Mm-hm.
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It's getting creepy in here.
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...or something.
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Listen man, whatever happened with that Statham thing?
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You said you were totally going to get me in.
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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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No, that's dead.
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Well, did you tell them
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I'm athletic and stuff?
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Did you tell them I used to
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play football in college
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for like a semester?
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Just not the right type buddy.
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You get it.
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There's got to be something man.
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I hadn't had an audition in like six months.
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What are you talking about?
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-[woman moaning] -You've got like
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three of those Bulldog spots
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running right now.
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Which I shot six months ago.
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Come on dude, throw me a bone here.
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It's episodic season.
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You got to be able to get me in
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on all sorts of stuff.
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Normally, I would say hell yeah,
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-but here's the thing buddy. -[woman moaning]
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You've become specific.
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Can I at least do a commercial?
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[man on phone] Mm, no can do.
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Contract's not up until the end of the year
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so you are on lockdown
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as far as commercial work goes.
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-Listen to me. -[woman moaning]
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Take this time, enjoy yourself.
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Lose
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10 to 15 pounds.
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Go to Cabo.
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-[woman] Oh yeah! -Oh shit.
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I got to jump buddy.
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I'll call you soon, bye-bye.
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What about that--
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Hell--
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[phone crashing]
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-[soft emotional music] -Dammit.
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[upbeat folk music]
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♪ Hey hey
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♪ Hey hey
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♪ Hey hey
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♪ Hey
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[phone clicking]
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♪ The summer's gone
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♪ I'll be rambling alone
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♪ I still think of you When I get back home ♪
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♪ But there's something In my head ♪
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[phone beeps]
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♪ And I don't know What it's for ♪
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-♪ So heaven can wait -[mumbles]
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♪ But I can't stay anymore
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Hey man, you Bo?
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Yeah, LAX.
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-Well, hop in. -♪ Want to fade out
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♪ And live like a ghost
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♪ And leave all my troubles On the street below ♪
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Ain't got a dog in that hunt.
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That's you, right?
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Bulldog cowboy.
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-Yep, that's me man. -[laughing]
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Best damn redneck cowboy in all of Hollywood.
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Man, I love that shit.
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Man, you crack me up.
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You're funny man [laughs].
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Oh man, so you do movies too?
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Yeah, I just had this nice part
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in that last Nick Cage film.
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Oh yeah, yeah, I saw that.
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That was a while ago, wasn't it?
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Yeah man. But see, studio films are crap.
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The real money's in commercials
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and I got a sick ass deal with Bulldog United Insurance.
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Okay, okay. Man,
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I bet you get laid all the time.
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I get her done.
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[laughs] Nice.
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Yeah, I actually got out here about a month ago.
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Only thing I booked is a little part
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in the new Jason Statham movie.
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[soft indie rock music]
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Hi.
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Hey, thanks for picking me up.
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Call Dad yet?
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Nope.
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-Nice car. -Nice hair.
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Get in.
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You okay there?
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-Was it always this hot? -Really?
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Well, it feels like a 100 goddamn degrees.
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Can't handle a little humidity?
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Looks like somebody's become a bit of a diva
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living in fancy California.
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What a pussy.
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You're a pussy.
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That's a good one.
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You know, I am not going to my reunion.
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Well, that's 'cause Cindy Wilson beat you
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-for high school president. -It was rigged.
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Besides, she was a total butter face.
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Yeah, but her ass.
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Yeah, but her
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face [laughs].
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Hey, so Dad gave me a box of some
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of your old football stuff.
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You know he moved into a house
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just up the street so.
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Cool.
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[punk rock music]
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Look, I know you're only home for a couple days,
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but I already talked to Dad.
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[punk rock music]
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You're going to have to talk to him at some point.
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Real mature.
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♪ Are you standing up Or sitting down ♪
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♪ I got news to deliver you
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♪ And you're not going to like
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♪ The way it sounds
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♪ I'm going to say it under And I'm ripping tails ♪
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♪ I'm planting my rip We're ripping nails ♪
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♪ I cross my eyes And then I started ♪
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♪ Falling right now In the parking lot ♪
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♪ Oh I'm falling right down The parking lot ♪
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[door slamming]
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-[sniffs] -That's good.
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Will you sleep with me?
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Hell yeah, you're sleeping with me.
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Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
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Yeah.
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[exhales] Class of 2000.
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Let's get real.
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[farting]
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Clear the tank.
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[hip hop music]
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♪ Put 'em up Put, put your hands up ♪
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♪ When I walk up in the door Get the party pumped ♪
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♪ When we walk up in the door We get the party pump ♪
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♪ When we walk up in the door We get the party pump ♪
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Welcome to the fuck shop.
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♪ You all better with it
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♪ They calling me crazy
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♪ And I'm about to admit it
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♪ They wanted me committed
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♪ For the way that I spit it
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[record scratching]
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[background chatting]
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Hey.
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Isn't this the Harris reunion.
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Yeah, not enough people RSVP'd
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so we did it here.
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Hey, didn't I used to punch you in the dick
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in junior high computer class?
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Yeah.
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Cool.
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So who's house is this anyway?
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I'm not sure but we kicked out
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at midnight.
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[background chatting]
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Party's a big dick parade.
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I love those commercials.
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Thanks.
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So do you know anybody famous?
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Like Emma Stone?
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No, not so much.
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I mean I know people,
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but not Emma Stone.
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Anybody from Grey's Anatomy?
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Uh, I did a pilot once
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with Alan Thicke.
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Was that that naked song guy?
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Other Thicke.
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He was the dad on Growing Pains.
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Oh right.
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Not so much a pilot as an industrial.
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Hey, you want an autograph or something?
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Uh, no, I'm good.
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[rock and roll music]
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♪ Watch me
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♪ Watch me
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♪ Watch me
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♪ Watch me
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♪ Got to sound like Rock and roll ♪
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♪ Undercover like Danny Gold
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♪ Watch me now as I explode
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♪ Hot shot ready to go
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♪ Black and white take it slow
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[glass pounding]
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♪ Watch me now That's how I roll ♪
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♪ Watch me now That's how I roll ♪
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♪ Watch me now That's how I roll ♪
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♪ Watch me now That's how I roll ♪
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What?
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Uh huh [laughs].
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♪ Watch me now That's how I roll ♪
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Bang, bang!
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♪ Watch me
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Fuck!
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♪ Watch me
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Hello [mumbles].
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Hey, see my tattoo.
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Look, is that me?
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I love you guys.
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So you weren't that foreign exchange student
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from Bangladesh?
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No, I came here with my boss.
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He promised me a free trip to Hawaii
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if I let people think we were a couple.
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Doing God's work, I like it.
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Bend over.
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Excuse me?
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I want to see you bark
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like the bad bulldog you are.
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Oh, you're a freaky chick, aren't you?
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I am going to ride you, little bulldog man.
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You look like a pretty giraffe.
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[swanky soul music]
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-[slapping] -Ah!
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-No. Oh my God. -[bottles breaking]
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Bark, bulldog.
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Arf!
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[laughing]
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[kissing]
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Uh, uh, uh, uh.
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You got any protection?
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[hands rubbing]
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Alcohol kills everything.
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Uh, uh.
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You get a condom, you get this.
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[punk rock music]
284
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♪ Can I get
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♪ A little kissy kiss
286
00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:08,220
♪ Can I get A little cootchie coo ♪
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♪ I'm like a soldier Marching in the sun ♪
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♪ My guns are pointing
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♪ Straight at the pool now
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[garbage cans crashing]
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[Bo breathing]
292
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♪ Early in the morning When we're all alone ♪
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♪ We're happy Life can be so dumb ♪
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[siren blaring]
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♪ We try to jump In your husband's car ♪
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How are you this evening? You might recognize me
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from [mumbles].
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I'm fine, I'm fine.
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Totally fine. I sucked a penny.
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Yo, bright light mister police.
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[knocking]
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-Nope! -[police radio commotion]
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Can I help you, officer?
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You all right?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
306
00:14:05,644 --> 00:14:07,279
Well sir, you were all over the road back there.
307
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Almost took out that sign.
308
00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:11,083
Oh yeah that, I just got a cold.
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You been drinking?
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00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:14,987
Cough medicine [coughs].
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What's that?
312
00:14:17,456 --> 00:14:18,524
That's my cough medicine.
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Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to get out of the car.
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[police radio commotion]
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You got it.
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00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:26,899
Oh, that's locked.
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00:14:27,099 --> 00:14:27,967
No, it's not.
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-[thudding] -Ow.
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[door closing]
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[Bo burping]
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Sir, have you been hittin' the whiskey?
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00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:42,248
Mm-mm, cough medicine.
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I'm going to have to ask you to blow.
324
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:46,385
You? [laughs]
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No sir, this.
326
00:14:48,153 --> 00:14:50,122
Ah. I don't want to.
327
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Okay, then you come with me, we'll get a blood test.
328
00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:56,128
No, I want to do one of the field things.
329
00:14:57,196 --> 00:14:58,063
Oh.
330
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Sure about that?
331
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[sighs]
332
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:04,236
Bring it, Murtaugh.
333
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I'm getting too old for this shit.
334
00:15:06,438 --> 00:15:08,474
[laughing]
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♪ Knees and elbows
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00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:13,112
♪ Fingers and toes
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♪ Little bit of
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[laughs] I got baby hands.
339
00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:20,953
Oh, no I got it.
340
00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:22,521
I'm good!
341
00:15:22,621 --> 00:15:24,423
And a nine from the Russians.
342
00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:27,493
Sir, you're under arrest for suspicion of driving under the--
343
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I don't want to be!
344
00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:30,462
Sir, I need you to calm down.
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This is my night, my glory.
346
00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:34,199
Not tonight. Tonight, you're
347
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-going to jail. -Tonight,
348
00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:36,402
I'm getting laid
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by exotic Jessie Spano.
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♪ I'm so excited
351
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♪ I'm so excited
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00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:43,342
♪ I'm so scared
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-Stop it! -No!
354
00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:46,312
Check it, TMZ.
355
00:15:47,079 --> 00:15:48,380
I'm Bo motherfucking
356
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-Treadwell. -Sir, I'm not going to ask you
357
00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:51,317
-again. -Whoo!
358
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,386
Oh [laughs].
359
00:15:56,655 --> 00:16:00,359
Sorry, but I ain't got a dog in that hunt.
360
00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:02,628
-[laughs] -Is that a taser?
361
00:16:02,728 --> 00:16:04,763
-[taser firing] -[Bo shaking]
362
00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:15,140
[Bo moaning]
363
00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:17,609
-[water splashing] -Ah oh!
364
00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:20,212
Ah!
365
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:21,480
Phone's for you.
366
00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:22,748
Ow!
367
00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:26,385
-Who is it? -I don't know.
368
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,153
-You stink. -You suck!
369
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:35,694
Hello?
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00:16:35,794 --> 00:16:37,096
Bo, baby.
371
00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:38,030
Where have you been?
372
00:16:38,897 --> 00:16:40,065
I had to use your emergency contact
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00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,333
to get ahold of you. Buddy,
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the media is going berserk over this.
375
00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:45,270
This shit is gold.
376
00:16:46,438 --> 00:16:47,539
You hang tight. I'm going to find a way to spin this.
377
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,108
I'll be in touch, baby.
378
00:16:50,542 --> 00:16:51,410
[Bo] Is that a taser?
379
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:52,411
[laughs] Tase--
380
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:54,546
[phone beeping]
381
00:16:56,815 --> 00:16:57,683
[soft delicate music]
382
00:17:10,829 --> 00:17:11,697
[Bo sighing]
383
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:20,572
Mm.
384
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[zipper unzipping]
385
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:02,448
No!
386
00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:11,857
Ronald, you surly old shit.
387
00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:14,126
Hey, Bo and it's just Ron now.
388
00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:17,663
So what's up man? You still popping out nuggets with Jenna?
389
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:20,265
Uh, okay. Um...
390
00:18:20,732 --> 00:18:21,600
How you feeling man?
391
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:23,735
Tossed back a couple last night.
392
00:18:24,203 --> 00:18:25,804
Old steel drum ain't what it used to be.
393
00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:29,641
So you don't have any idea why you woke up
394
00:18:29,741 --> 00:18:31,143
in Sammy's playhouse?
395
00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:32,644
Um no, but
396
00:18:32,744 --> 00:18:34,646
I'm thinking it means I had a pretty good time.
397
00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:36,381
Let's get some hot chicken.
398
00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:37,716
Mm.
399
00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:38,650
Ronald.
400
00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:42,254
We-- We can't go get hot chicken, Bo.
401
00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:44,156
Why the hell not?
402
00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:45,591
Bo, you peed on a cop.
403
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:46,658
[sighs]
404
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,393
Good one, Ron.
405
00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:49,795
I'm not joking.
406
00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:51,296
Wait, if that's true,
407
00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:52,764
then why am I not in jail?
408
00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:54,800
Well, Sally had me bail you out
409
00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:58,270
and now you're under her watch, until your hearing next week.
410
00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:03,208
-There's more. -[Bo] What?
411
00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:07,212
You know, we should really just go inside and talk to Sally.
412
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:09,815
Ronald, I'll slap you in those luscious lips
413
00:19:09,915 --> 00:19:11,183
if you don't tell me everything.
414
00:19:12,784 --> 00:19:14,553
There's a video of your arrest?
415
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:18,257
-What? -Yeah, it's everywhere.
416
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:21,460
It's all over the Internet. I really don't think it's going to help your case.
417
00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:23,362
I mean, I don't see how a judge
418
00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:24,630
could overlook something like that.
419
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:25,564
Oh God.
420
00:19:27,432 --> 00:19:28,500
-Ron! -I'm coming.
421
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:34,940
Just in time. Turns out you actually are famous. Well, sort of.
422
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:37,743
Looks like the spokesperson for Bulldog United Insurance
423
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,978
won't be hunting anything in the near future.
424
00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:41,813
Whoo! Sorry, but
425
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:44,416
I ain't got a dog in that hunt.
426
00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:45,984
[laughs]
427
00:19:46,885 --> 00:19:47,753
Is that a taser?
428
00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:48,954
[Bo convulsing]
429
00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:52,791
-Fuck. -After being arrested last night
430
00:19:52,891 --> 00:19:54,626
for suspicion of driving under the influence
431
00:19:54,726 --> 00:19:56,395
and urinating on a police officer,
432
00:19:56,495 --> 00:19:57,763
actor Bo Treadwill has been released
433
00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:58,864
from his contract
434
00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:00,632
with Bulldog United Insurance,
435
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:01,900
effective immediately.
436
00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:03,435
In other news,
437
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:04,469
let's go down to Jackson
438
00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:05,571
covering the annual bake off
439
00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:06,638
at First Presbyterian.
440
00:20:06,738 --> 00:20:07,839
[Jackson] Ah, thanks Debby.
441
00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:08,941
You know Devil's food cake
442
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:09,875
and Jesus don't--
443
00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:11,510
Well,
444
00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:12,945
I'm proud of you.
445
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,580
Is that sarcasm, Sally,
446
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:15,814
'cause I could do without.
447
00:20:15,914 --> 00:20:17,382
Can they do that? Just fire you
448
00:20:17,482 --> 00:20:18,917
-without giving you any warning? -No,
449
00:20:19,017 --> 00:20:20,452
otherwise my agent would've
450
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:21,553
-called me. -[phone ringing]
451
00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:23,789
Dude, what's happening?
452
00:20:24,022 --> 00:20:24,690
[agent] Bad news.
453
00:20:25,657 --> 00:20:26,892
Bulldog dead, got to drop you.
454
00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:28,760
Stay strong man, bye.
455
00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:30,629
-Sorry, but I ain't got a dog-- -Oh,
456
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,764
looks like you're a YouTube sensation already.
457
00:20:32,864 --> 00:20:34,700
Come on, how is there already a video?
458
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,935
Well, all cop cars have dash cameras.
459
00:20:37,035 --> 00:20:37,869
It's standard issue.
460
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:39,771
Well, it's friggin' stupid.
461
00:20:39,871 --> 00:20:41,473
Hey, you're at 100,000 views already.
462
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:43,375
-It's pretty good. -Is it?
463
00:20:43,475 --> 00:20:45,043
-Yeah, I think so. -Not helping, Jim.
464
00:20:45,143 --> 00:20:46,912
Do me a favor and make
465
00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:48,480
yourself useful. Oh,
466
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:49,948
and get used to sleeping outside.
467
00:20:50,048 --> 00:20:52,317
I already got two kids,
468
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:53,819
sure don't need a third.
469
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:56,488
Hey, oh I'm not sleeping out in that little shack.
470
00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:57,689
It's not a shack.
471
00:20:57,789 --> 00:20:59,825
It's a princess house!
472
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:00,759
[Jim] You tell him.
473
00:21:02,561 --> 00:21:04,496
Aw, this is bullshit.
474
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,398
I'm on TV, I'm a celebrity.
475
00:21:06,498 --> 00:21:07,599
Okay celebrity, how about
476
00:21:07,699 --> 00:21:08,700
you drink away another week
477
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:09,668
and let's see if the judge
478
00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:10,802
lets you off with a warning?
479
00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:12,904
-Huh, what? Oh. -Ah!
480
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:14,740
-Yeah, that's what I thought. -Ronald.
481
00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:16,475
[sighs]
482
00:21:16,575 --> 00:21:17,743
[Sally] Buh bye.
483
00:21:17,843 --> 00:21:19,478
-[hand smacking] -What, what?
484
00:21:20,045 --> 00:21:20,912
He's your brother.
485
00:21:22,881 --> 00:21:23,982
[rock and roll music]
486
00:21:27,085 --> 00:21:29,855
[ankle bracelet buzzing]
487
00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:44,002
♪ Well I'm depleting Brain cells ♪
488
00:21:44,102 --> 00:21:44,970
♪ Every day
489
00:21:45,170 --> 00:21:46,872
♪ Eating turkey pot pies
490
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:47,939
♪ Off the TV tray
491
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:51,476
♪ My black fingernails And all good thing ♪
492
00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:54,813
♪ I got 12 long steps To sobriety ♪
493
00:21:54,913 --> 00:21:55,881
♪ Yeah
494
00:21:57,916 --> 00:21:59,117
♪ Uh huh
495
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,088
♪ Well I got no money
496
00:22:03,188 --> 00:22:04,790
♪ And I got no home
497
00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:06,425
♪ And then my old lady
498
00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:07,826
♪ Calls up on the phone
499
00:22:07,926 --> 00:22:08,894
♪ I'm depleting
500
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,962
♪ Brain cells every day
501
00:22:11,196 --> 00:22:14,066
♪ Eating turkey pot pies Off the TV tray ♪
502
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,568
♪ But when I do
503
00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:18,403
♪ Go to turn around
504
00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:20,038
♪ I say hello
505
00:22:20,739 --> 00:22:22,374
♪ To your girlfriend yeah
506
00:22:24,643 --> 00:22:25,544
[scooters buzzing]
507
00:22:27,612 --> 00:22:28,613
[Elliott] Uh, hey.
508
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:30,549
What you reading, dumble dork?
509
00:22:30,649 --> 00:22:31,583
Give it back, B.J.
510
00:22:32,918 --> 00:22:33,885
Looks good.
511
00:22:36,755 --> 00:22:37,823
[spitting]
512
00:22:39,925 --> 00:22:41,660
Have a nice read, study buddy.
513
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,729
-[laughs] -[boy] Study buddy.
514
00:22:44,996 --> 00:22:45,864
Good one.
515
00:23:14,192 --> 00:23:15,761
Are you that guy?
516
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:17,796
-What guy would that be? -You know
517
00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:19,498
the "I ain't got dog in that hunt" guy.
518
00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:22,934
Yep, that's me.
519
00:23:23,034 --> 00:23:23,869
Cool.
520
00:23:24,536 --> 00:23:25,604
Who the fuck are you?
521
00:23:25,704 --> 00:23:27,038
I live across the street.
522
00:23:30,842 --> 00:23:32,144
Something else I can help you with?
523
00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:33,578
I'm Elliott.
524
00:23:34,045 --> 00:23:35,447
Like E.T.?
525
00:23:35,547 --> 00:23:38,016
No, like the musician Elliott Smith.
526
00:23:38,116 --> 00:23:39,885
The guy who stabbed himself in the heart?
527
00:23:40,218 --> 00:23:41,653
My mom really likes him.
528
00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:42,587
She a cutter?
529
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:44,990
-No. -She is.
530
00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:46,525
And also you look a little like a preemie.
531
00:23:46,992 --> 00:23:48,627
I'm sure she drank while she was pregnant.
532
00:23:49,961 --> 00:23:50,962
I saw you on TV.
533
00:23:51,062 --> 00:23:52,731
Yeah, you said that already.
534
00:23:52,831 --> 00:23:53,965
No, I meant your video.
535
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:58,236
Well, take a good look at what a celebrity looks like, kid.
536
00:23:59,671 --> 00:24:00,806
What's that?
537
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,008
Don't worry about it.
538
00:24:05,744 --> 00:24:06,912
Who is that?
539
00:24:07,012 --> 00:24:07,879
[rock and roll music]
540
00:24:18,323 --> 00:24:19,558
Holy shit.
541
00:24:19,658 --> 00:24:20,659
[Elliott] What?
542
00:24:20,759 --> 00:24:21,726
I know her.
543
00:24:21,827 --> 00:24:23,028
My mom?
544
00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:24,696
Yeah, we went to high school together.
545
00:24:24,796 --> 00:24:27,165
She was a gothy art nerd, flat as a rail.
546
00:24:28,166 --> 00:24:29,935
Good on you art nerd, nice rack.
547
00:24:30,335 --> 00:24:32,204
Did you know that TV adds 10 pounds?
548
00:24:33,772 --> 00:24:35,273
-Hey, you got a dad? -Do you?
549
00:24:35,373 --> 00:24:36,208
Whatever.
550
00:24:38,910 --> 00:24:40,579
You look way fatter on TV.
551
00:24:49,621 --> 00:24:52,257
Your mom gave me a handy at Fright Night.
552
00:24:53,925 --> 00:24:55,026
You're a loser.
553
00:24:56,795 --> 00:24:59,164
Your cummy handed mom, my dick.
554
00:25:00,265 --> 00:25:02,167
[laughs]
555
00:25:03,368 --> 00:25:05,937
Hey honey, who were you talking to out there?
556
00:25:06,071 --> 00:25:07,038
Some shitty actor.
557
00:25:07,138 --> 00:25:08,807
Whoa, language.
558
00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:10,108
Actor?
559
00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:11,276
Yep.
560
00:25:12,143 --> 00:25:13,111
He does commercials.
561
00:25:13,912 --> 00:25:15,113
I think his name is--
562
00:25:15,213 --> 00:25:17,849
Uh, Bo Treadwill?
563
00:25:23,922 --> 00:25:26,758
Yep, that's Bo Treadwill.
564
00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:29,961
Looks like he's doing real good.
565
00:25:30,061 --> 00:25:31,229
He's kind of an asshole.
566
00:25:31,329 --> 00:25:32,898
What did I say? Now go ahead,
567
00:25:32,998 --> 00:25:33,965
start your homework.
568
00:25:34,065 --> 00:25:34,933
Dinner will be in a few.
569
00:25:38,270 --> 00:25:40,972
Also, he said you gave him a hand--
570
00:25:41,072 --> 00:25:42,607
Homework!
571
00:25:43,642 --> 00:25:44,843
Start it up!
572
00:25:45,410 --> 00:25:46,878
And I don't want you talking to him anymore,
573
00:25:46,978 --> 00:25:48,880
-okay? -[Elliott] Okay.
574
00:25:49,147 --> 00:25:50,148
[playful music]
575
00:25:51,716 --> 00:25:53,084
Oh shit.
576
00:25:58,757 --> 00:25:59,624
Uh.
577
00:26:07,132 --> 00:26:08,300
Well, well, well,
578
00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,835
if it isn't gothy cuts herself.
579
00:26:10,936 --> 00:26:12,270
Well, well, well.
580
00:26:12,370 --> 00:26:15,607
If it isn't pees on a cop like a complete dickhead.
581
00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:18,143
Sassy, I like it.
582
00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:20,111
You can take the girl out of the Courtney Love clothes,
583
00:26:20,211 --> 00:26:22,614
but you can't take the Courtney Love out of the girl.
584
00:26:22,714 --> 00:26:25,617
Hey, that is an excellent bathrobe you're wearing.
585
00:26:25,884 --> 00:26:27,018
Thanks, it's leopard.
586
00:26:27,719 --> 00:26:28,987
Yeah, I can see that.
587
00:26:29,888 --> 00:26:31,189
You look like Kirstie Alley.
588
00:26:32,691 --> 00:26:33,858
I miss this.
589
00:26:34,059 --> 00:26:34,926
Excuse me?
590
00:26:35,026 --> 00:26:36,161
This is just so us.
591
00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:38,897
We had one class together in high school.
592
00:26:38,997 --> 00:26:40,298
-Yeah. -And every day
593
00:26:40,398 --> 00:26:42,634
you asked me if The Craft
594
00:26:42,734 --> 00:26:43,802
was my favorite movie.
595
00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:46,004
-Is it? -No.
596
00:26:46,471 --> 00:26:48,273
God, Fairuza Balk's real hot in that.
597
00:26:48,473 --> 00:26:50,942
Okay, not so great to see you.
598
00:26:51,042 --> 00:26:52,310
-Oh hey wait, I'm just-- -[ankle bracelet buzzing]
599
00:26:52,410 --> 00:26:53,845
-[ankle bracelet buzzing] -Shit.
600
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:55,246
[laughs]
601
00:26:55,914 --> 00:26:57,716
Is that as far as you can go?
602
00:26:57,816 --> 00:26:59,184
I can only go 100 feet.
603
00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:02,687
[laughs] Is that because of the hm?
604
00:27:03,154 --> 00:27:04,656
Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
605
00:27:04,756 --> 00:27:07,192
-Mm, how lucky for me. -Ha, ha, ha.
606
00:27:08,059 --> 00:27:11,730
Listen, I'm going to be hanging out over here for the next couple months,
607
00:27:11,830 --> 00:27:14,699
so I'm thinking that means you and I need to... hang.
608
00:27:14,866 --> 00:27:16,101
And that's my cue to leave.
609
00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:18,303
Hey, what's up with Ingrid in there?
610
00:27:18,403 --> 00:27:19,237
Hey,
611
00:27:20,205 --> 00:27:22,140
his name is Elliott.
612
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,909
-Yeah, what's his deal? -He's my son.
613
00:27:25,076 --> 00:27:27,112
Well, I know that but why is he so weird?
614
00:27:27,212 --> 00:27:28,747
He is gifted.
615
00:27:28,847 --> 00:27:30,915
Oh, that's code for nerd.
616
00:27:31,016 --> 00:27:32,751
[scoffs] He--
617
00:27:33,351 --> 00:27:34,719
He's shy.
618
00:27:35,253 --> 00:27:37,322
On a scale of one to Ducky,
619
00:27:37,422 --> 00:27:38,757
how much of a nerd are we talking about?
620
00:27:40,258 --> 00:27:43,762
He's had a hard time and he has this thing with wanting to be popular.
621
00:27:43,862 --> 00:27:46,464
He should play football. Then those two little shits wouldn't pick on him.
622
00:27:46,564 --> 00:27:49,100
Football is not the answer.
623
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:53,872
[scoffs] Football got you to give me a handy at Fright Night '97.
624
00:27:53,972 --> 00:27:56,274
That was a bottle of vodka and a Klonopin
625
00:27:56,374 --> 00:27:58,043
and I thought you were Joey McIntyre.
626
00:27:58,143 --> 00:28:00,311
What was your excuse for the rest of the team?
627
00:28:00,412 --> 00:28:02,847
-[slapping] -Oh! Whoo!
628
00:28:04,082 --> 00:28:05,083
Stay away from my kid.
629
00:28:10,822 --> 00:28:11,489
[door slamming]
630
00:28:13,024 --> 00:28:13,892
She likes me.
631
00:28:14,225 --> 00:28:15,460
[upbeat organ based music]
632
00:28:38,850 --> 00:28:39,851
Boned [laughs].
633
00:28:59,471 --> 00:29:00,472
[R&B music]
634
00:29:02,207 --> 00:29:03,074
Mm.
635
00:29:12,317 --> 00:29:13,184
Nice.
636
00:29:14,052 --> 00:29:16,154
I bet we fucked.
637
00:29:16,988 --> 00:29:18,022
[knocking on door]
638
00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:19,290
Enter.
639
00:29:22,393 --> 00:29:23,795
What's up, preemie?
640
00:29:24,362 --> 00:29:26,064
I was in the iron bunker today.
641
00:29:27,232 --> 00:29:29,000
I saw your photo on the wall of fame.
642
00:29:30,034 --> 00:29:33,171
And I also found this.
643
00:29:36,574 --> 00:29:38,543
-Where'd you get this? -I ripped it out of my mom's
644
00:29:38,643 --> 00:29:39,978
old yearbook.
645
00:29:41,212 --> 00:29:42,847
You know, you're not supposed to be talking to me, right?
646
00:29:42,947 --> 00:29:44,315
-I know. -So what were you
647
00:29:44,415 --> 00:29:46,151
doing in the iron bunker?
648
00:29:46,251 --> 00:29:48,286
-Were you good at football? -I was unstoppable.
649
00:29:48,386 --> 00:29:50,488
-What position did you play? -I played supreme badass.
650
00:29:50,588 --> 00:29:52,257
-Did you play college? -For a minute.
651
00:29:52,357 --> 00:29:54,893
-Did your dad teach you-- -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
652
00:29:54,993 --> 00:29:56,127
What are all the questions about?
653
00:29:56,227 --> 00:29:57,595
So you could coach me if you wanted?
654
00:29:58,363 --> 00:29:59,597
-What? -Well,
655
00:29:59,697 --> 00:30:01,866
you could coach the basics, right?
656
00:30:01,966 --> 00:30:03,568
What you gettin' at here, scrot?
657
00:30:05,503 --> 00:30:06,838
I want to try out for football.
658
00:30:08,206 --> 00:30:09,407
I just don't know how to play.
659
00:30:10,308 --> 00:30:11,176
[laughing]
660
00:30:11,476 --> 00:30:12,343
What's so funny?
661
00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:15,413
Well, I mean, don't you have some little friend
662
00:30:15,513 --> 00:30:16,481
that can help you?
663
00:30:16,915 --> 00:30:17,582
Not really.
664
00:30:18,983 --> 00:30:19,951
Well, what's in it for me?
665
00:30:20,451 --> 00:30:21,319
What do you want?
666
00:30:23,621 --> 00:30:26,224
Okay, anytime I need anything,
667
00:30:26,457 --> 00:30:27,525
and I mean anything,
668
00:30:29,327 --> 00:30:30,628
you go get it for me?
669
00:30:31,429 --> 00:30:33,064
Like what?
670
00:30:33,565 --> 00:30:35,233
I don't know, let's start with some hooch.
671
00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:37,068
-What's hooch? -It's alcohol,
672
00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:38,369
you dick fart.
673
00:30:38,469 --> 00:30:39,370
I'm only 12.
674
00:30:39,637 --> 00:30:41,005
So, get inventive.
675
00:30:41,105 --> 00:30:43,341
Why can't you get it yourself?
676
00:30:44,409 --> 00:30:45,410
[hand smacking]
677
00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:46,945
-Oh. -Do you want to learn
678
00:30:47,045 --> 00:30:48,279
to play football or not?
679
00:30:49,414 --> 00:30:50,481
Now we got a deal?
680
00:30:51,249 --> 00:30:53,051
-Deal. -Hey, hey.
681
00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:56,054
Why you want to play football so bad?
682
00:30:56,354 --> 00:30:57,355
There's...
683
00:30:59,057 --> 00:31:01,192
There's this... girl.
684
00:31:01,726 --> 00:31:02,594
Really?
685
00:31:05,163 --> 00:31:06,030
Is she hot?
686
00:31:07,098 --> 00:31:09,901
I don't know. She wears glasses.
687
00:31:10,001 --> 00:31:11,903
Say no more, we got a She's All That situation.
688
00:31:12,570 --> 00:31:13,571
I get you, bro.
689
00:31:14,572 --> 00:31:16,507
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, "Daniel-san".
690
00:31:17,108 --> 00:31:19,277
Your training's already begun.
691
00:31:21,312 --> 00:31:26,084
First lesson, when you make a deal with someone you shake hands like a man.
692
00:31:29,454 --> 00:31:30,321
What the hell's that?
693
00:31:31,522 --> 00:31:33,057
You just shook my hand like a vagina.
694
00:31:33,291 --> 00:31:34,158
What?
695
00:31:34,993 --> 00:31:36,160
You ever play baseball before?
696
00:31:36,261 --> 00:31:37,095
Tee ball.
697
00:31:37,195 --> 00:31:38,029
Same difference.
698
00:31:38,229 --> 00:31:39,430
Grip it like a baseball bat.
699
00:31:40,365 --> 00:31:41,366
Firm, not squeezing.
700
00:31:42,333 --> 00:31:43,968
Good, now look me in the eyes.
701
00:31:45,637 --> 00:31:47,272
Boom. That's it.
702
00:31:48,072 --> 00:31:49,407
Now get the hell out of here, nut sack.
703
00:31:50,541 --> 00:31:51,609
[upbeat rock and roll music]
704
00:31:58,283 --> 00:32:00,285
It's going to be dove season pretty soon.
705
00:32:01,319 --> 00:32:02,420
Mm, you ready?
706
00:32:03,688 --> 00:32:05,490
Yeah, I guess so.
707
00:32:08,159 --> 00:32:09,027
I guess you are.
708
00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:10,628
Can I be excused?
709
00:32:10,728 --> 00:32:12,563
No, no, no.
710
00:32:17,302 --> 00:32:18,703
Got my CrossFit on this morning.
711
00:32:18,803 --> 00:32:20,438
-Mm. -See that?
712
00:32:22,106 --> 00:32:23,474
I'm going to get a little tan time tomorrow.
713
00:32:23,708 --> 00:32:25,009
You know what my mom used to say?
714
00:32:25,543 --> 00:32:27,078
She said when you get a tan,
715
00:32:28,046 --> 00:32:29,247
people think you're somebody.
716
00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:30,748
How about you?
717
00:32:31,416 --> 00:32:32,283
Hm?
718
00:32:33,084 --> 00:32:33,751
You somebody?
719
00:32:36,554 --> 00:32:38,089
[laughing]
720
00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:39,991
Yeah.
721
00:32:40,825 --> 00:32:41,693
[laughing]
722
00:32:43,161 --> 00:32:45,163
That woman, she spoke some truths.
723
00:32:45,296 --> 00:32:46,164
Yeah?
724
00:32:51,235 --> 00:32:54,539
Hey, Sammy's asking for an Uncle Bo bedtime story.
725
00:32:54,639 --> 00:32:56,074
Think you could pop a mint
726
00:32:56,174 --> 00:32:57,675
and try not to destroy her innocence?
727
00:32:59,077 --> 00:32:59,744
In a minute.
728
00:33:02,213 --> 00:33:06,617
Also Dad called... again.
729
00:33:13,424 --> 00:33:15,226
What are you doing on Saturday?
730
00:33:17,261 --> 00:33:18,129
Always making money.
731
00:33:19,530 --> 00:33:20,665
I'm sure I could squeeze you in.
732
00:33:20,865 --> 00:33:23,634
Well, I was thinking it would be really fun
733
00:33:23,735 --> 00:33:25,403
for you to come with me and Elliott
734
00:33:25,503 --> 00:33:27,772
to the fall Pumpkin Festival.
735
00:33:27,872 --> 00:33:30,141
[laughs] Really?
736
00:33:30,241 --> 00:33:31,476
Yeah.
737
00:33:32,143 --> 00:33:33,444
Isn't he too old for that kind of stuff?
738
00:33:33,544 --> 00:33:34,412
Aren't you too old for that shit?
739
00:33:34,512 --> 00:33:35,813
Oh hey, language.
740
00:33:35,913 --> 00:33:36,748
Stuff.
741
00:33:37,315 --> 00:33:38,483
Sorry Mom.
742
00:33:39,650 --> 00:33:43,087
But... we go every year.
743
00:33:43,187 --> 00:33:45,423
What dude goes to the pumpkin patch with their momma
744
00:33:45,556 --> 00:33:49,327
-after eight years old? -I don't want to go.
745
00:33:49,427 --> 00:33:52,096
See, he doesn't want to go.
746
00:33:55,466 --> 00:33:56,334
Okay.
747
00:33:57,201 --> 00:33:58,169
'Kay, never mind.
748
00:33:58,870 --> 00:33:59,737
Solved.
749
00:34:01,139 --> 00:34:03,474
Hey, can you not be mean please?
750
00:34:04,809 --> 00:34:05,843
I'm just saying, look at him.
751
00:34:06,644 --> 00:34:07,512
He's not a kid anymore.
752
00:34:08,379 --> 00:34:09,480
Hey, come here.
753
00:34:16,554 --> 00:34:17,655
How 'about we do this?
754
00:34:19,390 --> 00:34:21,259
How 'about we toss Elliott 20 bucks.
755
00:34:21,459 --> 00:34:22,693
We tell him to go get pizza
756
00:34:24,262 --> 00:34:26,297
and then you and I play hide the speed boat
757
00:34:26,397 --> 00:34:27,498
in that little pumpkin patch.
758
00:34:27,932 --> 00:34:32,837
-[laughs] -What does that even mean?
759
00:34:34,672 --> 00:34:35,540
-Okay. -Oh yeah?
760
00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:36,607
-[phone beeping] -All right.
761
00:34:36,707 --> 00:34:39,677
Oh, yep, got to go.
762
00:34:40,645 --> 00:34:41,679
Mm.
763
00:34:41,779 --> 00:34:42,613
-Ew. -What?
764
00:34:48,319 --> 00:34:49,187
Finish your dinner.
765
00:34:50,188 --> 00:34:52,557
Eat all the salady things.
766
00:34:53,191 --> 00:34:53,858
Fine.
767
00:35:10,641 --> 00:35:11,709
[phone ringing]
768
00:35:13,845 --> 00:35:16,814
Hi, it's Talia. I'll never listen to this voicemail
769
00:35:16,914 --> 00:35:17,748
so why don't you--
770
00:35:17,849 --> 00:35:18,749
[sighs] You fucking suck.
771
00:35:30,928 --> 00:35:31,796
[car door closing]
772
00:35:32,363 --> 00:35:33,264
[car revving]
773
00:35:43,274 --> 00:35:45,209
Fo fucking shizzle.
774
00:35:45,309 --> 00:35:46,577
[car screeching]
775
00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:53,317
What a dick.
776
00:35:54,452 --> 00:35:55,786
We are the hurricanes, the mighty, mighty hurricanes.
777
00:35:55,887 --> 00:35:57,355
We hit hard, we hit fast,
778
00:35:57,455 --> 00:35:58,356
we hit the land
779
00:35:58,456 --> 00:35:59,290
with [mumbles] that.
780
00:35:59,490 --> 00:36:01,259
You ready? Come at me.
781
00:36:01,359 --> 00:36:02,460
Try and tackle me.
782
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:03,394
Really?
783
00:36:03,494 --> 00:36:04,462
Come on.
784
00:36:04,562 --> 00:36:05,396
Don't be such a pussy.
785
00:36:05,796 --> 00:36:06,664
Try and tackle me.
786
00:36:07,965 --> 00:36:09,300
Okay.
787
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:10,535
[thudding]
788
00:36:10,902 --> 00:36:11,769
Ow.
789
00:36:12,270 --> 00:36:15,673
[laughs] Too high, man.
790
00:36:15,773 --> 00:36:18,509
You can't tackle nobody running up high like that.
791
00:36:18,609 --> 00:36:19,544
Line back up.
792
00:36:24,749 --> 00:36:26,584
Now get down in your stance.
793
00:36:27,485 --> 00:36:29,787
Get down in your stance, lunch box.
794
00:36:31,389 --> 00:36:32,423
-You ready? -Yeah.
795
00:36:32,523 --> 00:36:34,992
-[hand slapping] -Ow. Ow. [gasps]
796
00:36:35,359 --> 00:36:37,228
You can't put all your weight on your hand.
797
00:36:37,328 --> 00:36:39,830
-What the fuck? -Hey, language.
798
00:36:40,464 --> 00:36:41,632
You always curse.
799
00:36:41,732 --> 00:36:42,967
Yeah, 'cause I'm an adult.
800
00:36:43,568 --> 00:36:45,369
-Well, not really. -Hey,
801
00:36:45,469 --> 00:36:47,572
you're the one who asked me to teach you football.
802
00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:49,807
I got to see where your skills are at.
803
00:36:49,907 --> 00:36:51,976
Well, all you're doing is hitting me.
804
00:36:52,076 --> 00:36:53,978
Yeah, buddy, that's football.
805
00:36:54,445 --> 00:36:55,546
Running, hitting,
806
00:36:55,646 --> 00:36:57,715
jumping, hitting, catching,
807
00:36:57,815 --> 00:36:58,849
hitting.
808
00:36:59,350 --> 00:37:00,251
Unless you're a kicker
809
00:37:00,351 --> 00:37:01,986
and those guys are total ladies.
810
00:37:02,086 --> 00:37:03,354
Maybe I'm a quarterback.
811
00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:08,359
Come on up.
812
00:37:09,827 --> 00:37:10,861
[ball hitting]
813
00:37:11,662 --> 00:37:12,697
Well, you're not a receiver.
814
00:37:15,766 --> 00:37:16,767
All right.
815
00:37:19,370 --> 00:37:20,271
Hit me, I'm open.
816
00:37:32,550 --> 00:37:33,851
So like I was saying, Montana,
817
00:37:33,951 --> 00:37:35,353
you got to learn to tackle.
818
00:37:36,988 --> 00:37:37,855
Listen,
819
00:37:38,022 --> 00:37:39,757
you're soft, you're unathletic,
820
00:37:40,491 --> 00:37:42,526
and hey, you're pretty much the culmination of Rudy.
821
00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:44,295
Who?
822
00:37:45,062 --> 00:37:46,030
You got to be shitting me?
823
00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:50,735
-Rudy, the movie with Sean Astin. -Who's Sean Astin?
824
00:37:50,835 --> 00:37:53,371
Oh you know, Mikey from Goonies, duh.
825
00:37:53,471 --> 00:37:55,072
That stupid treasure movie?
826
00:37:57,141 --> 00:38:00,444
I will punch you in your crap lousy mouth
827
00:38:00,544 --> 00:38:02,480
if I ever hear blasphemy like that again.
828
00:38:04,482 --> 00:38:05,349
Sorry.
829
00:38:06,417 --> 00:38:07,084
Come on.
830
00:38:07,485 --> 00:38:08,552
Wait.
831
00:38:08,653 --> 00:38:09,520
Where are we going?
832
00:38:10,855 --> 00:38:12,923
You and I are going to go watch Rudy
833
00:38:13,024 --> 00:38:14,492
and today, you're gonna learn to be a man.
834
00:38:17,995 --> 00:38:18,863
I don't understand.
835
00:38:19,764 --> 00:38:21,032
Why can't we just watch it on Netflix?
836
00:38:22,700 --> 00:38:23,634
'Cause that's lame.
837
00:38:23,734 --> 00:38:24,568
Not really.
838
00:38:24,669 --> 00:38:25,503
I have it on my iPad.
839
00:38:25,736 --> 00:38:26,604
It's easy.
840
00:38:29,507 --> 00:38:31,475
We're going to watch this VHS together
841
00:38:31,575 --> 00:38:32,877
because it means more this way.
842
00:38:33,177 --> 00:38:35,046
Like we waited all week to rent it
843
00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:36,981
from it from Captain Video and tanning salon,
844
00:38:37,548 --> 00:38:39,350
the way it's supposed to be watched.
845
00:38:44,822 --> 00:38:46,023
[intro music]
846
00:39:06,944 --> 00:39:07,812
[man yelling]
847
00:39:18,989 --> 00:39:22,059
I am so sorry.
848
00:39:22,159 --> 00:39:23,794
You were so right.
849
00:39:24,528 --> 00:39:25,596
I know.
850
00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:26,764
That was the greatest thing
851
00:39:26,864 --> 00:39:27,865
I've ever seen.
852
00:39:30,534 --> 00:39:32,636
[sniffs] That's how you have to be, like Rudy.
853
00:39:33,971 --> 00:39:34,839
I can do it.
854
00:39:38,776 --> 00:39:39,643
Will you help me?
855
00:39:41,879 --> 00:39:44,415
I will be your secret African American
856
00:39:44,515 --> 00:39:45,916
groundskeeper coach.
857
00:39:46,016 --> 00:39:48,018
Hey, you tell your mom about this yet?
858
00:39:49,253 --> 00:39:50,621
Don't worry about it.
859
00:39:50,721 --> 00:39:51,555
-Whoa. -Whoa.
860
00:39:52,723 --> 00:39:53,791
We start for real tomorrow
861
00:39:54,792 --> 00:39:56,794
-and I got your first training task. -Ready.
862
00:39:56,894 --> 00:39:58,863
Okay, go steal me a pack of your mom's cigs.
863
00:39:58,963 --> 00:39:59,797
She doesn't smoke.
864
00:40:00,097 --> 00:40:00,965
Yes she does.
865
00:40:01,565 --> 00:40:02,433
Now go.
866
00:40:03,367 --> 00:40:04,535
-Go, I'm timing you. -[Elliott laughing]
867
00:40:05,503 --> 00:40:06,637
You're not back, I'm making you run sprints.
868
00:40:07,104 --> 00:40:07,972
♪ Only you
869
00:40:08,672 --> 00:40:10,808
♪ Can write the story
870
00:40:10,908 --> 00:40:11,942
[whistle blowing]
871
00:40:12,042 --> 00:40:13,611
[Elliott panting]
872
00:40:14,712 --> 00:40:15,780
Get up.
873
00:40:16,547 --> 00:40:17,214
Ow!
874
00:40:20,184 --> 00:40:21,185
♪ You're on your way
875
00:40:21,685 --> 00:40:23,053
♪ Got to fight to win
876
00:40:23,154 --> 00:40:24,588
♪ You're on your way
877
00:40:24,688 --> 00:40:25,523
[Elliott grunting]
878
00:40:26,524 --> 00:40:27,491
♪ Get better every day
879
00:40:27,591 --> 00:40:29,026
♪ You're on your way
880
00:40:29,126 --> 00:40:30,528
Help me!
881
00:40:31,595 --> 00:40:32,596
[Bo laughing]
882
00:40:32,696 --> 00:40:33,864
-[ball hitting] -Ow!
883
00:40:33,964 --> 00:40:34,799
[ball hitting]
884
00:40:35,900 --> 00:40:36,767
The ball, it's coming.
885
00:40:37,001 --> 00:40:38,068
That's it, now tuck it.
886
00:40:38,736 --> 00:40:39,904
So we need to practice more.
887
00:40:40,004 --> 00:40:41,605
-Go back over there. -Okay.
888
00:40:41,705 --> 00:40:43,808
♪ It's a hard road
889
00:40:43,908 --> 00:40:45,075
♪ Up to the top
890
00:40:46,677 --> 00:40:50,114
♪ And the key is To never stop, no ♪
891
00:40:50,915 --> 00:40:51,782
♪ This is real
892
00:40:52,550 --> 00:40:54,485
♪ There's no pretending
893
00:40:54,585 --> 00:40:56,153
♪ Only you
894
00:40:56,253 --> 00:40:59,857
-♪ Can write the ending -[laughing]
895
00:41:01,158 --> 00:41:02,693
♪ Getting better every day
896
00:41:04,662 --> 00:41:06,096
-Go! -♪ And it's the price
897
00:41:06,197 --> 00:41:07,998
♪ You pay to play You're on your way ♪
898
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:10,935
♪ Gettin' better every day
899
00:41:11,035 --> 00:41:12,536
♪ You're on your way
900
00:41:13,771 --> 00:41:15,573
♪ It's the price You pay to play ♪
901
00:41:27,117 --> 00:41:29,119
-This is your enemy. -Okay.
902
00:41:29,220 --> 00:41:30,187
This is the quarterback.
903
00:41:31,589 --> 00:41:33,724
Your mission is to sack the quarterback.
904
00:41:34,191 --> 00:41:35,125
How do I do that?
905
00:41:35,226 --> 00:41:36,260
The swim move.
906
00:41:36,861 --> 00:41:37,862
What's that?
907
00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:39,263
It's what made me famous.
908
00:41:40,798 --> 00:41:42,166
Here, watch me.
909
00:41:43,100 --> 00:41:44,201
Now I'm the defensive tackle.
910
00:41:44,902 --> 00:41:45,769
Line down.
911
00:41:46,637 --> 00:41:47,304
So here I am.
912
00:41:47,638 --> 00:41:48,539
Hips cocked back,
913
00:41:48,639 --> 00:41:49,673
ready to explode.
914
00:41:50,641 --> 00:41:52,610
And as soon as I see the offensive lineman's
915
00:41:52,710 --> 00:41:53,611
hand move,
916
00:41:54,011 --> 00:41:54,879
then I step.
917
00:41:55,613 --> 00:41:57,815
I take my outside hand,
918
00:41:57,915 --> 00:41:58,749
I hit the shoulder,
919
00:41:58,849 --> 00:41:59,750
I swim over the top.
920
00:41:59,850 --> 00:42:00,851
I sack
921
00:42:00,951 --> 00:42:02,586
the quarterback and that
922
00:42:02,686 --> 00:42:03,988
is how you become the hero.
923
00:42:04,321 --> 00:42:07,124
That is how you bed the homecoming queen.
924
00:42:07,224 --> 00:42:08,292
Awesome.
925
00:42:11,161 --> 00:42:14,265
Ugh, you deserve it.
926
00:42:14,732 --> 00:42:15,766
Don't tell your mother.
927
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:17,668
Okay.
928
00:42:23,073 --> 00:42:24,141
You did good today, preemie.
929
00:42:24,808 --> 00:42:25,843
Thanks.
930
00:42:25,943 --> 00:42:26,777
[spits] Uh!
931
00:42:27,311 --> 00:42:28,579
That's nasty.
932
00:42:28,679 --> 00:42:29,647
Why do--
933
00:42:32,049 --> 00:42:32,983
What are you looking at?
934
00:42:33,784 --> 00:42:34,652
Nothing.
935
00:42:35,252 --> 00:42:36,120
Just drink your beer.
936
00:42:36,887 --> 00:42:37,755
Actually
937
00:42:39,990 --> 00:42:40,858
I brought my own.
938
00:42:41,892 --> 00:42:42,760
[laughing]
939
00:42:48,232 --> 00:42:50,968
-What's this girl like, huh? -Who?
940
00:42:51,068 --> 00:42:52,603
The girl you're doing all this for?
941
00:42:52,703 --> 00:42:53,337
What's her name?
942
00:42:54,438 --> 00:42:55,306
Emily.
943
00:42:55,839 --> 00:42:56,707
Nice name.
944
00:42:56,807 --> 00:42:57,841
I like it, classy.
945
00:42:57,942 --> 00:42:58,776
Very Dickensian.
946
00:42:59,743 --> 00:43:00,611
[Elliott] What?
947
00:43:00,911 --> 00:43:01,779
Nothing.
948
00:43:02,313 --> 00:43:03,647
So you guys made out yet?
949
00:43:03,747 --> 00:43:04,381
No.
950
00:43:05,749 --> 00:43:07,651
I mean she's super popular
951
00:43:07,751 --> 00:43:09,253
and only hangs out with football players.
952
00:43:10,721 --> 00:43:11,388
Like B.J.
953
00:43:12,323 --> 00:43:14,258
Is that that dingle berry who rags on you?
954
00:43:18,095 --> 00:43:21,231
Fuck B.J. I mean she knows you exist, that's good.
955
00:43:21,765 --> 00:43:23,801
She smile at you, laugh at your jokes?
956
00:43:23,901 --> 00:43:24,735
Kind of.
957
00:43:24,835 --> 00:43:26,270
Boom. That's your in.
958
00:43:26,370 --> 00:43:28,072
Listen, if there's one things I know,
959
00:43:28,172 --> 00:43:29,039
it's picking up chicks.
960
00:43:29,139 --> 00:43:30,374
Give a lot of mine have been
961
00:43:30,474 --> 00:43:31,842
drunk chicks at a bar,
962
00:43:31,976 --> 00:43:33,043
I can still help you out.
963
00:43:33,143 --> 00:43:34,311
See, all you got to do
964
00:43:34,411 --> 00:43:35,913
is walk up to that girl
965
00:43:36,013 --> 00:43:37,848
and say hey, I think you're hot.
966
00:43:37,948 --> 00:43:39,049
And I dig talking to you
967
00:43:39,149 --> 00:43:40,284
and I think you and I should hang out
968
00:43:40,384 --> 00:43:41,752
sometime just us.
969
00:43:41,852 --> 00:43:43,187
That's not really asking.
970
00:43:44,188 --> 00:43:45,956
-That's telling. -Exactly.
971
00:43:46,223 --> 00:43:48,225
You tell her you're going to hang out.
972
00:43:48,325 --> 00:43:50,794
You look like a badass and she gets all wet.
973
00:43:53,097 --> 00:43:55,265
Well, where do I take her on a date?
974
00:43:55,466 --> 00:43:56,700
I'm only in middle school.
975
00:43:57,201 --> 00:43:59,403
Well, I always liked to take girls
976
00:43:59,503 --> 00:44:00,938
on a first date putt-putt golfing.
977
00:44:01,038 --> 00:44:02,373
That way if they date sucks,
978
00:44:02,473 --> 00:44:03,741
at least you get to play putt-putt.
979
00:44:03,841 --> 00:44:05,275
Everybody loves putt-putt.
980
00:44:05,976 --> 00:44:08,379
You talk like you're stuck in an 80's movie.
981
00:44:09,279 --> 00:44:10,848
90s were pretty badass too.
982
00:44:11,248 --> 00:44:13,984
You're not as much of a dick as my mom thinks you are.
983
00:44:14,785 --> 00:44:15,452
Thanks.
984
00:44:19,456 --> 00:44:20,324
Hey,
985
00:44:20,958 --> 00:44:22,726
did your dad
986
00:44:23,761 --> 00:44:25,329
ever teach you any of this stuff?
987
00:44:25,429 --> 00:44:26,397
What stuff?
988
00:44:26,497 --> 00:44:28,265
Well, girls and football?
989
00:44:30,034 --> 00:44:30,934
Sort of.
990
00:44:31,035 --> 00:44:32,202
I mean when he wasn't passed out
991
00:44:32,302 --> 00:44:33,237
facedown on a couch.
992
00:44:34,304 --> 00:44:36,006
He wasn't exactly president of the booster club.
993
00:44:36,106 --> 00:44:37,875
Hey, can I ask you one more question?
994
00:44:37,975 --> 00:44:39,243
-Could I stop you? -No.
995
00:44:40,477 --> 00:44:42,179
What is the shocker?
996
00:44:42,913 --> 00:44:44,314
It's two in the pink, one in the stink.
997
00:44:45,883 --> 00:44:46,750
Awesome.
998
00:44:49,019 --> 00:44:50,354
[playful jangly rock and roll music]
999
00:45:02,566 --> 00:45:03,934
Watch where you're going, Dumbo.
1000
00:45:04,068 --> 00:45:05,135
[Elliott] What are you doing?
1001
00:45:05,235 --> 00:45:07,004
-[laughing] -Is this
1002
00:45:07,104 --> 00:45:08,105
how it's going to be on the field?
1003
00:45:08,505 --> 00:45:09,840
I can't wait to lay
1004
00:45:09,940 --> 00:45:11,475
your dumb ass out on tryouts.
1005
00:45:11,575 --> 00:45:12,776
[laughing]
1006
00:45:14,144 --> 00:45:15,979
Football isn't for pussies!
1007
00:45:17,181 --> 00:45:18,048
Let's go.
1008
00:45:19,950 --> 00:45:20,951
Hey!
1009
00:45:21,819 --> 00:45:22,486
Come here, come here.
1010
00:45:25,022 --> 00:45:26,757
You guys think you're pretty cool, don't ya?
1011
00:45:27,091 --> 00:45:28,459
Picking on that little kid like that?
1012
00:45:29,460 --> 00:45:30,461
Well, let me tell you something.
1013
00:45:30,561 --> 00:45:31,428
You're going to go to
1014
00:45:31,528 --> 00:45:32,429
high school
1015
00:45:32,529 --> 00:45:33,997
and you're going to be so cool
1016
00:45:34,098 --> 00:45:35,432
and everybody's going to love you.
1017
00:45:35,532 --> 00:45:37,234
And you're going to laid all the time
1018
00:45:37,267 --> 00:45:38,535
and then you're going to get out
1019
00:45:39,269 --> 00:45:40,838
and nobody's going to give a shit
1020
00:45:40,938 --> 00:45:43,474
because you're going to be fat, jobless turds.
1021
00:45:45,309 --> 00:45:46,310
And that kid in there,
1022
00:45:47,511 --> 00:45:48,545
he's going to be president.
1023
00:45:50,581 --> 00:45:51,882
Your fly's down.
1024
00:45:52,449 --> 00:45:53,317
[laughing]
1025
00:45:54,284 --> 00:45:55,152
Shit.
1026
00:46:01,925 --> 00:46:02,793
[crickets chirping]
1027
00:46:09,633 --> 00:46:10,501
[banging]
1028
00:46:11,135 --> 00:46:11,802
What the--
1029
00:46:14,304 --> 00:46:16,440
-[glass falling] -Oh, what the--
1030
00:46:16,974 --> 00:46:17,841
Sorry about that.
1031
00:46:19,109 --> 00:46:20,077
What's up?
1032
00:46:21,879 --> 00:46:22,546
What are you doing here?
1033
00:46:23,380 --> 00:46:24,381
I knew you smoked.
1034
00:46:25,916 --> 00:46:26,850
We should hang.
1035
00:46:26,950 --> 00:46:29,586
Are you asking me or telling me?
1036
00:46:30,187 --> 00:46:31,054
We're drinking.
1037
00:46:32,055 --> 00:46:34,191
Sorry, I can't. I have a bunch of work to do.
1038
00:46:34,291 --> 00:46:37,161
Oh come on. Just one little drink with little old me.
1039
00:46:37,561 --> 00:46:38,595
Brought my own.
1040
00:46:40,664 --> 00:46:41,532
Okay fine.
1041
00:46:41,632 --> 00:46:42,499
One drink
1042
00:46:43,433 --> 00:46:45,102
but that's only because that was the last
1043
00:46:45,335 --> 00:46:46,336
of my bottle.
1044
00:46:47,905 --> 00:46:48,572
Come on.
1045
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:51,041
Did my kid get that for you?
1046
00:46:52,442 --> 00:46:53,310
Uh...
1047
00:46:58,282 --> 00:46:59,149
[laughing]
1048
00:47:00,450 --> 00:47:02,586
No, no, you did too.
1049
00:47:02,686 --> 00:47:05,222
No, no, I did not.
1050
00:47:06,256 --> 00:47:08,559
You forget that I have seen you in all of your glory.
1051
00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:10,194
Oh give me a break.
1052
00:47:10,327 --> 00:47:11,528
That was one time.
1053
00:47:11,628 --> 00:47:14,064
And I didn't even take my shirt off.
1054
00:47:14,198 --> 00:47:15,599
Listen, if you can't admit the tattoo
1055
00:47:15,699 --> 00:47:17,234
then I can't help you.
1056
00:47:18,135 --> 00:47:19,002
I got ink.
1057
00:47:19,102 --> 00:47:20,337
Oh really, let me see it.
1058
00:47:21,705 --> 00:47:23,340
-Okay. -[laughing]
1059
00:47:24,274 --> 00:47:25,142
Oh!
1060
00:47:25,242 --> 00:47:26,076
[laughs] Oh my God,
1061
00:47:26,176 --> 00:47:27,978
is that a shamrock?
1062
00:47:28,212 --> 00:47:29,880
Yes, ma'am, I'm Irish.
1063
00:47:29,980 --> 00:47:32,449
That's a tramp stamp.
1064
00:47:32,549 --> 00:47:33,417
You do know that, right?
1065
00:47:33,951 --> 00:47:34,618
Yeah.
1066
00:47:35,385 --> 00:47:36,286
You know,
1067
00:47:36,386 --> 00:47:38,455
you would think I'd lose ass
1068
00:47:38,555 --> 00:47:40,123
because of it, but girls actually like it.
1069
00:47:40,591 --> 00:47:41,625
It's like we relate to each other,
1070
00:47:41,725 --> 00:47:43,327
you know, making bad choices,
1071
00:47:43,994 --> 00:47:45,128
getting all drunk at Cabo.
1072
00:47:45,229 --> 00:47:49,099
[laughs] You always did that.
1073
00:47:49,199 --> 00:47:50,100
Made bad choices?
1074
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:51,501
No, well yeah.
1075
00:47:52,536 --> 00:47:55,439
But no, no. You always had this way
1076
00:47:55,539 --> 00:48:00,077
with making the stupidest, dumbest ideas
1077
00:48:00,177 --> 00:48:02,246
seem like so amazing and fun.
1078
00:48:02,346 --> 00:48:03,981
I know we didn't really know each other that well,
1079
00:48:04,081 --> 00:48:05,315
but I always liked that about you.
1080
00:48:07,284 --> 00:48:08,585
I thought you thought I was a dick.
1081
00:48:09,519 --> 00:48:13,023
Mm. No, I mean I thought you were insecure
1082
00:48:13,357 --> 00:48:15,092
and overcompensating,
1083
00:48:15,292 --> 00:48:18,629
but I knew deep down that you were a good dude.
1084
00:48:19,463 --> 00:48:20,464
Like the time
1085
00:48:20,564 --> 00:48:22,032
you pulled Josh Stuart out
1086
00:48:22,132 --> 00:48:23,133
of a recycling bin.
1087
00:48:24,167 --> 00:48:25,535
Uh, I cheated off of him in math.
1088
00:48:25,636 --> 00:48:26,470
I can't have him transferred.
1089
00:48:26,570 --> 00:48:28,205
No, you were--
1090
00:48:29,339 --> 00:48:31,108
You were kind to everybody.
1091
00:48:33,443 --> 00:48:34,444
I forgot about that.
1092
00:48:36,546 --> 00:48:37,514
That's why we hooked up.
1093
00:48:41,151 --> 00:48:43,453
[laughs] What happened to you?
1094
00:48:43,553 --> 00:48:44,388
[scoffs]
1095
00:48:44,488 --> 00:48:45,489
Dick.
1096
00:48:47,224 --> 00:48:48,625
-Your turn. -My turn what?
1097
00:48:48,725 --> 00:48:50,994
I showed you mine, now you show me yours.
1098
00:48:51,094 --> 00:48:52,562
Oh whatever, hold that.
1099
00:48:57,701 --> 00:48:58,568
No.
1100
00:48:58,669 --> 00:48:59,703
[laughs]
1101
00:48:59,803 --> 00:49:02,172
It was a fake tattoo.
1102
00:49:02,606 --> 00:49:04,341
I thought it'd make me look older.
1103
00:49:04,441 --> 00:49:06,576
Oh my God, I've been waiting for years
1104
00:49:06,677 --> 00:49:08,045
to see that tattoo again.
1105
00:49:08,145 --> 00:49:09,479
-Oh really? -Yeah, what girl
1106
00:49:09,579 --> 00:49:11,348
in high school has a tattoo?
1107
00:49:11,782 --> 00:49:13,417
You might've been the one that got away.
1108
00:49:13,517 --> 00:49:14,651
Yeah right.
1109
00:49:16,086 --> 00:49:18,588
No seriously, I mean--
1110
00:49:18,689 --> 00:49:20,590
You know you're the type of girl that gets away, right?
1111
00:49:25,495 --> 00:49:26,363
Thanks.
1112
00:49:27,798 --> 00:49:30,067
I'm the type of guy that gives it away.
1113
00:49:31,768 --> 00:49:32,703
What do you mean?
1114
00:49:32,803 --> 00:49:33,737
You know what I mean
1115
00:49:33,837 --> 00:49:34,738
I just sort of...
1116
00:49:37,207 --> 00:49:38,308
gave my moments away.
1117
00:49:39,443 --> 00:49:40,310
Uh, Bo.
1118
00:49:43,413 --> 00:49:46,316
Hey, I really appreciate
1119
00:49:47,517 --> 00:49:49,353
what you're doing with Elliott. It's so sweet--
1120
00:49:49,453 --> 00:49:50,587
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. -And I know that you're having--
1121
00:49:50,687 --> 00:49:51,788
Whoa, whoa.
1122
00:49:51,888 --> 00:49:54,157
Whoa, you got the wrong idea here.
1123
00:49:55,258 --> 00:49:59,429
I got a girlfriend and she's... hot.
1124
00:49:59,763 --> 00:50:00,630
And--
1125
00:50:00,864 --> 00:50:02,366
Okay [laughs].
1126
00:50:02,532 --> 00:50:05,068
I actually got to go right now
1127
00:50:05,168 --> 00:50:09,439
and... I got to FaceTime playtime with her, you know?
1128
00:50:09,539 --> 00:50:10,607
Hey yeah.
1129
00:50:11,675 --> 00:50:13,443
Classy, okay, Bo.
1130
00:50:13,543 --> 00:50:14,644
You go ahead and do that.
1131
00:50:14,745 --> 00:50:16,380
It's going to be awesome, so...
1132
00:50:18,315 --> 00:50:20,083
Thank you for helping Elliott.
1133
00:50:31,461 --> 00:50:32,696
[phone ringing]
1134
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:39,369
Mm, goddamn it.
1135
00:50:39,669 --> 00:50:40,537
[bottles clinking]
1136
00:50:43,740 --> 00:50:44,608
[phone ringing]
1137
00:50:54,618 --> 00:50:55,485
Hello?
1138
00:50:55,585 --> 00:50:56,653
Did you call?
1139
00:50:57,254 --> 00:50:59,089
Yeah, like 20 times.
1140
00:50:59,189 --> 00:51:01,391
Oh, sorry.
1141
00:51:01,858 --> 00:51:03,193
So I'm in Tennessee.
1142
00:51:04,428 --> 00:51:06,196
Yeah, I saw that video.
1143
00:51:06,296 --> 00:51:07,664
It was hilarious.
1144
00:51:08,331 --> 00:51:09,199
Whatever.
1145
00:51:10,167 --> 00:51:11,668
So I haven't talked to you in like a month.
1146
00:51:12,302 --> 00:51:14,204
Yeah, I've been crazy busy.
1147
00:51:14,438 --> 00:51:17,274
I did an ayahuasca ceremony this weekend
1148
00:51:17,374 --> 00:51:18,742
in Joshua Tree with Eric.
1149
00:51:19,910 --> 00:51:20,777
Who the hell's Eric?
1150
00:51:20,877 --> 00:51:23,246
My friend, the musician.
1151
00:51:23,547 --> 00:51:25,315
He also works at that juice place.
1152
00:51:26,416 --> 00:51:28,618
I don't know him but okay.
1153
00:51:28,718 --> 00:51:30,287
So listen, it looks like
1154
00:51:30,387 --> 00:51:31,655
I'm going to be here longer than expected.
1155
00:51:32,489 --> 00:51:33,523
Yeah.
1156
00:51:33,623 --> 00:51:35,425
Like two more months.
1157
00:51:36,226 --> 00:51:36,893
Okay.
1158
00:51:37,828 --> 00:51:39,863
Uhm. Thinkin' maybe you want to come visit
1159
00:51:39,963 --> 00:51:43,333
or maybe send me a care package or something?
1160
00:51:43,667 --> 00:51:45,168
Oh.
1161
00:51:46,636 --> 00:51:49,673
It's just that I'm super busy with my album
1162
00:51:49,773 --> 00:51:52,242
and I'm designing this sort of clothing line.
1163
00:51:52,776 --> 00:51:54,511
I'm calling it Bohemian Life.
1164
00:51:55,212 --> 00:51:57,848
So it's just hard for me to get away to come to Tennessee.
1165
00:51:57,948 --> 00:51:58,782
Are you kiddin'?
1166
00:51:59,483 --> 00:52:00,350
What?
1167
00:52:00,450 --> 00:52:01,418
What the fuck are you
1168
00:52:01,518 --> 00:52:02,752
talking about right now?
1169
00:52:03,987 --> 00:52:04,921
Excuse me?
1170
00:52:05,021 --> 00:52:06,523
You're my girlfriend
1171
00:52:06,623 --> 00:52:08,425
and you don't even have enough time
1172
00:52:08,525 --> 00:52:10,627
to send me a picture for my spank bank?
1173
00:52:10,727 --> 00:52:13,763
First, I don't believe in putting myself
1174
00:52:13,864 --> 00:52:16,700
in a box labeled girlfriend.
1175
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:18,201
[Bo] We've been dating for over a year.
1176
00:52:19,569 --> 00:52:19,903
-I thought this was a more open thing. -Wait, wait a minute.
1177
00:52:21,104 --> 00:52:23,173
Does that mean you've been banging guys this whole time?
1178
00:52:23,273 --> 00:52:24,808
Second, I resent the implication
1179
00:52:24,908 --> 00:52:26,943
that I'm just some hot piece of ass.
1180
00:52:27,043 --> 00:52:28,612
Of course you are.
1181
00:52:28,712 --> 00:52:30,347
Why else would I date you?
1182
00:52:30,580 --> 00:52:32,949
Ah, I'm a business woman.
1183
00:52:33,049 --> 00:52:35,418
Oh, you work at Happy Danny's.
1184
00:52:35,519 --> 00:52:37,821
You think you're so important
1185
00:52:37,954 --> 00:52:39,456
with your stupid commercials.
1186
00:52:39,890 --> 00:52:41,424
Just 'cause you wear a cowboy hat
1187
00:52:41,525 --> 00:52:42,792
doesn't make you Magic Mike.
1188
00:52:43,493 --> 00:52:44,928
What's that supposed to mean?
1189
00:52:45,028 --> 00:52:46,763
When we first started dating
1190
00:52:46,863 --> 00:52:49,933
you might've looked like Channing Tatum, but now
1191
00:52:50,033 --> 00:52:53,603
you're just like his sad, chubby cousin.
1192
00:52:53,703 --> 00:52:56,540
Everybody knows that the camera adds ten pounds!
1193
00:52:56,640 --> 00:53:00,710
Look, I'm trying to bliss out right now,
1194
00:53:01,511 --> 00:53:04,481
and you're putting a huge bummer on my mellow.
1195
00:53:04,581 --> 00:53:05,849
So maybe we should just
1196
00:53:05,949 --> 00:53:07,817
say goodbye and move on.
1197
00:53:09,019 --> 00:53:11,555
I'm really sorry you got fired
1198
00:53:11,655 --> 00:53:13,623
and TMZ made you video of the week,
1199
00:53:14,491 --> 00:53:17,527
but it's not my fault that you're unhappy and a dick.
1200
00:53:17,661 --> 00:53:19,596
Piss off with all your hippy bullshit.
1201
00:53:19,696 --> 00:53:22,265
I'm Bohemian chic.
1202
00:53:22,365 --> 00:53:24,701
That's a load of shit. You're not Bohemian.
1203
00:53:24,801 --> 00:53:26,836
And just 'cause you name yourself Talia,
1204
00:53:26,937 --> 00:53:30,240
it doesn't' make up for the fact that you're still Megan from Delaware.
1205
00:53:30,340 --> 00:53:32,409
-You're an asshole! -Oh yeah?
1206
00:53:32,509 --> 00:53:35,312
Well, I banged your friend Lucy and I lied.
1207
00:53:35,412 --> 00:53:37,013
You can totally tell you had Botox
1208
00:53:37,113 --> 00:53:38,949
'cause your fucking forehead doesn't move.
1209
00:53:39,049 --> 00:53:39,883
[grunting]
1210
00:53:45,522 --> 00:53:46,389
[inhaling]
1211
00:53:48,491 --> 00:53:49,359
Argh!
1212
00:53:51,027 --> 00:53:51,895
Fa!
1213
00:53:53,964 --> 00:53:54,931
[soft rock and roll music]
1214
00:54:08,612 --> 00:54:09,546
[phone clicking]
1215
00:54:09,779 --> 00:54:12,749
♪ The love that you lost
1216
00:54:13,516 --> 00:54:14,384
[Bo laughing]
1217
00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:19,022
♪ You can never get back
1218
00:54:19,756 --> 00:54:20,690
[Bo] I don't need a bathroom.
1219
00:54:20,790 --> 00:54:22,592
I use a bucket
1220
00:54:22,692 --> 00:54:24,294
-like I'm on vacation. -You're not on vacation.
1221
00:54:24,394 --> 00:54:26,363
You've stolen a five-year-old's house.
1222
00:54:26,463 --> 00:54:28,632
Oh, you said you make house calls
1223
00:54:28,732 --> 00:54:29,866
and this is my house.
1224
00:54:30,066 --> 00:54:32,502
You're a loser, that ain't a house.
1225
00:54:32,602 --> 00:54:33,737
Whatever.
1226
00:54:33,837 --> 00:54:35,071
[door slamming]
1227
00:54:35,171 --> 00:54:38,675
♪ And your days are a disaster
1228
00:54:38,842 --> 00:54:41,678
♪ So you smash your Stratocaster ♪
1229
00:54:42,145 --> 00:54:46,850
♪ But I know it'll be All right ♪
1230
00:54:47,617 --> 00:54:50,754
♪ Not every love lasts
1231
00:54:51,121 --> 00:54:53,089
♪ You got to walk a new path
1232
00:54:54,858 --> 00:54:56,593
♪ And don't look back
1233
00:55:01,398 --> 00:55:02,465
[car revving]
1234
00:55:06,569 --> 00:55:07,437
[bottles clinking]
1235
00:55:12,475 --> 00:55:13,743
All right.
1236
00:55:15,145 --> 00:55:16,012
[kissing]
1237
00:55:19,115 --> 00:55:19,983
[laughing]
1238
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:24,387
Hey!
1239
00:55:26,856 --> 00:55:30,126
[laughs] I ain't got a dog in that hunt.
1240
00:55:30,527 --> 00:55:31,394
That's you, isn't it?
1241
00:55:32,095 --> 00:55:32,962
[Bo] Yeah, that's me.
1242
00:55:33,963 --> 00:55:35,999
[laughs] I saw that video.
1243
00:55:36,099 --> 00:55:37,667
Man, you were shit faced.
1244
00:55:37,767 --> 00:55:39,002
You pissed all over that cop.
1245
00:55:39,102 --> 00:55:40,637
What are you doing here, man?
1246
00:55:40,737 --> 00:55:41,571
I live here.
1247
00:55:42,505 --> 00:55:43,907
That's my sister's house.
1248
00:55:44,007 --> 00:55:46,042
I live in the playhouse.
1249
00:55:46,676 --> 00:55:47,544
In the pink playhouse.
1250
00:55:48,211 --> 00:55:49,546
Dude, I'm on house arrest.
1251
00:55:50,046 --> 00:55:51,147
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
1252
00:55:51,247 --> 00:55:52,082
I heard that.
1253
00:55:53,016 --> 00:55:55,819
So you checking out my girl back there?
1254
00:55:57,554 --> 00:55:58,755
No, I'm not checking out your--
1255
00:55:58,855 --> 00:56:00,056
You're the one that's teaching the runt
1256
00:56:00,156 --> 00:56:01,524
to play football.
1257
00:56:02,459 --> 00:56:03,727
I'm sorry, who are you?
1258
00:56:14,637 --> 00:56:15,572
I sell luxury boats.
1259
00:56:16,740 --> 00:56:18,074
Do you know what that means?
1260
00:56:19,976 --> 00:56:21,144
That means
1261
00:56:21,244 --> 00:56:23,012
I sell high end nautical vehicles
1262
00:56:23,913 --> 00:56:24,881
for lots of money.
1263
00:56:26,249 --> 00:56:28,785
I've seen Glengarry Glen Ross 27 times.
1264
00:56:28,885 --> 00:56:32,455
I promise you I always close.
1265
00:56:36,059 --> 00:56:36,926
Hey, Bo.
1266
00:56:39,696 --> 00:56:40,997
I don't blame you for looking.
1267
00:56:41,097 --> 00:56:43,867
I mean that is one perfect apple bottom.
1268
00:56:46,636 --> 00:56:48,138
I ain't got a dog in that hunt.
1269
00:56:49,572 --> 00:56:51,975
[laughs] Dude, that shit's funny.
1270
00:57:00,984 --> 00:57:01,851
[knocking on door]
1271
00:57:09,626 --> 00:57:13,763
Oh, I was wondering if we were going to go practice today.
1272
00:57:13,863 --> 00:57:15,131
I'm taking a sick day.
1273
00:57:20,637 --> 00:57:21,704
Are you joking?
1274
00:57:22,939 --> 00:57:23,673
What, Sally?
1275
00:57:24,641 --> 00:57:25,875
Did you water like I asked you to?
1276
00:57:26,943 --> 00:57:28,978
No, I didn't because I'm in the middle
1277
00:57:29,078 --> 00:57:30,246
of something right now.
1278
00:57:30,346 --> 00:57:32,048
I asked you like 12 times
1279
00:57:32,148 --> 00:57:34,050
to water the goddamn flowers.
1280
00:57:34,584 --> 00:57:35,785
And I said I would,
1281
00:57:35,885 --> 00:57:37,487
but right now I'm busy.
1282
00:57:37,587 --> 00:57:39,556
Yeah, busy being a piece of shit.
1283
00:57:52,669 --> 00:57:53,736
How's this, Sally?
1284
00:57:54,938 --> 00:57:56,005
Are the flowers watered?
1285
00:57:58,842 --> 00:58:00,510
Aw, Sally, look at me.
1286
00:58:00,610 --> 00:58:02,645
I'm watering the flowers [laughs].
1287
00:58:03,847 --> 00:58:08,551
Oh, hm, looks like the bird feeder needs more bird seed.
1288
00:58:27,103 --> 00:58:27,971
[thudding]
1289
00:58:28,771 --> 00:58:29,639
Flowers watered.
1290
00:58:42,218 --> 00:58:43,086
[Elliott] Is that you?
1291
00:58:43,686 --> 00:58:44,754
Yeah.
1292
00:58:45,321 --> 00:58:46,823
Back when I used to be somebody.
1293
00:58:47,790 --> 00:58:49,292
So I really need to practice.
1294
00:58:49,993 --> 00:58:51,561
And it's been like the third day in a row
1295
00:58:51,661 --> 00:58:52,962
-that you've-- -Don't press me, kid.
1296
00:58:55,398 --> 00:58:57,233
But tryouts are Monday.
1297
00:58:59,669 --> 00:59:01,304
I still haven't mastered the swim move.
1298
00:59:01,404 --> 00:59:02,705
I don't know what to tell ya.
1299
00:59:02,805 --> 00:59:03,840
But you promised me.
1300
00:59:03,940 --> 00:59:05,008
Look, just 'cause I let you
1301
00:59:05,108 --> 00:59:06,042
steal some booze for me,
1302
00:59:06,142 --> 00:59:07,210
it doesn't mean we're buddies.
1303
00:59:08,278 --> 00:59:09,779
I don't want to be your coach.
1304
00:59:09,879 --> 00:59:11,047
I don't want to be your friend
1305
00:59:11,247 --> 00:59:12,849
and I don't care if you make the team or not.
1306
00:59:13,182 --> 00:59:14,117
I quit.
1307
00:59:15,852 --> 00:59:16,719
Are you deaf?
1308
00:59:16,819 --> 00:59:17,921
I said I friggin' quit.
1309
00:59:18,021 --> 00:59:19,656
-[Elliott crying] -Now get out!
1310
00:59:25,762 --> 00:59:26,863
[soft somber music]
1311
00:59:52,789 --> 00:59:55,091
Why does Uncle Bo get to drink
1312
00:59:55,191 --> 00:59:56,225
from the milk carton?
1313
00:59:57,160 --> 00:59:58,728
Because he's a big dumb animal.
1314
00:59:58,828 --> 01:00:00,229
That's why he has to sleep outside.
1315
01:00:02,732 --> 01:00:05,201
Little early for you to be up, isn't it, Lebowski?
1316
01:00:07,937 --> 01:00:09,706
Hey, why don't you mow out back
1317
01:00:09,806 --> 01:00:11,274
before you start the party, huh?
1318
01:00:11,374 --> 01:00:12,976
Don't make me the bad guy here.
1319
01:00:13,076 --> 01:00:14,344
I think I've been pretty patient with you.
1320
01:00:14,444 --> 01:00:15,845
All I've asked is that you keep the lawn
1321
01:00:15,945 --> 01:00:17,313
and you clean up your empties.
1322
01:00:17,413 --> 01:00:18,915
Why don't you hire someone?
1323
01:00:19,015 --> 01:00:20,950
I mean that's why you married up, isn't it?
1324
01:00:22,185 --> 01:00:23,052
You're a mean drunk.
1325
01:00:23,886 --> 01:00:24,954
Does that remind you of anyone?
1326
01:00:25,054 --> 01:00:26,055
What?
1327
01:00:26,155 --> 01:00:28,124
-It's ridiculous. -What is?
1328
01:00:28,224 --> 01:00:30,126
You can't even clean up after yourself.
1329
01:00:30,226 --> 01:00:31,794
-I clean. -No, you don't.
1330
01:00:31,894 --> 01:00:33,062
Do you think it's a good idea
1331
01:00:33,162 --> 01:00:34,664
that my daughter sees you sitting outside
1332
01:00:34,764 --> 01:00:36,399
in her kiddie pool all day drinking vodka, huh?
1333
01:00:36,933 --> 01:00:37,934
Do you?
1334
01:00:38,034 --> 01:00:39,168
Do you think you're so special
1335
01:00:39,268 --> 01:00:41,037
that the world owes you something?
1336
01:00:41,137 --> 01:00:42,238
Well, it doesn't.
1337
01:00:42,338 --> 01:00:43,806
And if you keep sitting out there
1338
01:00:43,906 --> 01:00:45,675
waitin' for some big movie moment to happen,
1339
01:00:45,775 --> 01:00:47,977
well, you're going to be waitin' a long time.
1340
01:00:48,444 --> 01:00:51,948
I love you, but this pity party has gotten out of control.
1341
01:00:52,048 --> 01:00:53,816
If you can't help out around here,
1342
01:00:53,916 --> 01:00:55,284
then I'm sorry, but you're going to have to go.
1343
01:00:55,952 --> 01:00:59,088
Go where? Huh, back to L.A.?
1344
01:00:59,422 --> 01:01:02,258
Oh that's right, I don't have a girlfriend or a job
1345
01:01:02,358 --> 01:01:04,227
and oh, I'm on house arrest!
1346
01:01:05,261 --> 01:01:06,829
So if you're going to kick me out
1347
01:01:06,929 --> 01:01:08,931
the only place for me to go is jail.
1348
01:01:09,032 --> 01:01:10,767
Well, maybe it'll be good for you.
1349
01:01:10,867 --> 01:01:11,701
[horn honking]
1350
01:01:13,903 --> 01:01:14,771
Cavalry.
1351
01:01:15,938 --> 01:01:17,006
We're not done here.
1352
01:01:18,141 --> 01:01:19,475
Well, well, well,
1353
01:01:20,209 --> 01:01:21,277
check out the jail bird.
1354
01:01:22,178 --> 01:01:23,246
You mean yard bird.
1355
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:24,947
[laughing]
1356
01:01:25,481 --> 01:01:27,283
-[Bo] Funny. -I thought so.
1357
01:01:27,383 --> 01:01:30,086
[Bo] Well, Ronald, I see you've informed people I'm here.
1358
01:01:30,853 --> 01:01:33,756
Well, I didn't really think it was a big secret.
1359
01:01:33,856 --> 01:01:35,158
I mean everybody knows.
1360
01:01:35,258 --> 01:01:36,893
So what do you two assholes want?
1361
01:01:36,993 --> 01:01:39,262
Well, since you never call us anymore,
1362
01:01:39,362 --> 01:01:41,097
and doesn't look like you're going anywhere,
1363
01:01:41,864 --> 01:01:44,867
we figured we'd have a house arrest warming party.
1364
01:01:46,102 --> 01:01:47,904
I've been here two months already.
1365
01:01:51,307 --> 01:01:52,175
Yeah man,
1366
01:01:52,575 --> 01:01:53,743
we've all got kids.
1367
01:01:54,210 --> 01:01:55,311
It's really hard to make plans.
1368
01:01:57,947 --> 01:01:59,348
So what do you have in mind?
1369
01:02:00,483 --> 01:02:01,350
Thought you'd never ask.
1370
01:02:03,820 --> 01:02:04,987
-Bam. -Ta da!
1371
01:02:05,088 --> 01:02:07,156
-[Ron] Yeah! -Here we go.
1372
01:02:07,256 --> 01:02:08,291
Let's get high school wasted,
1373
01:02:08,391 --> 01:02:09,459
[indistinct] some shakes, baby.
1374
01:02:09,559 --> 01:02:11,027
-Whoo, let's do it. -Hit me, hit me.
1375
01:02:11,828 --> 01:02:13,796
-[Bo] Stop, I don't want to do this. -Ready?
1376
01:02:14,130 --> 01:02:15,264
Set, blue 380.
1377
01:02:15,465 --> 01:02:17,100
380, hut, hut.
1378
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:18,468
I don't, I don't, stop, stop.
1379
01:02:18,568 --> 01:02:20,236
♪ The end of the summer
1380
01:02:21,204 --> 01:02:22,805
♪ My heart in
1381
01:02:22,905 --> 01:02:23,840
♪ And I told you so
1382
01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:26,342
[all] Shot gun!
1383
01:02:26,976 --> 01:02:27,977
[laughing]
1384
01:02:29,078 --> 01:02:32,115
♪ Then when you finally grew A conscience ♪
1385
01:02:32,949 --> 01:02:34,150
♪ You left me alone
1386
01:02:34,584 --> 01:02:35,451
[yelling]
1387
01:02:37,353 --> 01:02:38,788
♪ No
1388
01:02:39,288 --> 01:02:40,289
♪ You should probably go
1389
01:02:40,389 --> 01:02:41,390
-Left? -Left.
1390
01:02:41,491 --> 01:02:43,259
Is left good or bad?
1391
01:02:45,228 --> 01:02:47,897
♪ 'Cause there's a note I left on the back page ♪
1392
01:02:51,300 --> 01:02:52,435
Bo, you don't understand, man.
1393
01:02:52,535 --> 01:02:53,970
It's all about the school district
1394
01:02:54,070 --> 01:02:55,037
you end up in,
1395
01:02:55,505 --> 01:02:56,472
otherwise you're screwed.
1396
01:02:56,572 --> 01:02:58,107
-Yeah. -Yeah.
1397
01:02:58,207 --> 01:03:00,376
Yeah, nobody wants their kid to go to a crap school.
1398
01:03:00,510 --> 01:03:02,979
It's true. I'm spending $500 a week
1399
01:03:03,079 --> 01:03:04,480
so that Horace can go to Montessori.
1400
01:03:04,580 --> 01:03:06,349
Your kid's name is Horace?
1401
01:03:06,449 --> 01:03:07,450
It's a family name.
1402
01:03:07,550 --> 01:03:09,152
[laughing]
1403
01:03:09,252 --> 01:03:10,853
Is this what you guys talk about?
1404
01:03:11,254 --> 01:03:12,121
Yeah man.
1405
01:03:12,221 --> 01:03:13,489
That's some serious shit
1406
01:03:13,589 --> 01:03:14,557
when you have kids.
1407
01:03:15,158 --> 01:03:16,926
I should never have kids.
1408
01:03:18,194 --> 01:03:19,061
Yeah, we know.
1409
01:03:19,395 --> 01:03:20,596
-Oh, fuck off. -[laughing]
1410
01:03:20,696 --> 01:03:22,899
No man, look, it's all about the kids.
1411
01:03:23,366 --> 01:03:25,434
Otherwise you grow old and
1412
01:03:25,535 --> 01:03:26,569
what do you have to show for your life?
1413
01:03:27,537 --> 01:03:29,539
Uh career maybe, how many chicks you banged.
1414
01:03:29,639 --> 01:03:31,073
Really a multitude of shit.
1415
01:03:31,174 --> 01:03:32,408
All that stuff fades away.
1416
01:03:33,543 --> 01:03:35,845
Look all I know is that I'm just glad that I have kids,
1417
01:03:35,945 --> 01:03:37,847
even if I can't do all of this anymore.
1418
01:03:37,980 --> 01:03:40,149
Yeah, but you banged the prom queen,
1419
01:03:40,249 --> 01:03:41,884
then you actually married her.
1420
01:03:41,984 --> 01:03:43,986
So I'm thinking it's less about the kids
1421
01:03:44,086 --> 01:03:45,054
and more about the girl.
1422
01:03:45,621 --> 01:03:47,123
I just got my ass dumped
1423
01:03:47,223 --> 01:03:49,025
by some hot as balls choice meat.
1424
01:03:49,125 --> 01:03:51,093
Well, doesn't that goth chick live across the street?
1425
01:03:51,561 --> 01:03:52,428
You should hit that.
1426
01:03:52,528 --> 01:03:54,564
And she already has a kid.
1427
01:03:54,664 --> 01:03:55,498
Ding, ding.
1428
01:03:55,598 --> 01:03:56,432
Instant family.
1429
01:03:56,532 --> 01:03:57,600
I threw some vibe at her
1430
01:03:57,700 --> 01:03:59,135
and immediately got shot down.
1431
01:03:59,235 --> 01:04:00,236
Because she has a kid.
1432
01:04:01,137 --> 01:04:03,973
Chicks with kids don't want no Hollywood playboy.
1433
01:04:04,073 --> 01:04:05,508
You think I'm a Hollywood playboy?
1434
01:04:05,608 --> 01:04:07,243
Dude, you're on TV.
1435
01:04:08,110 --> 01:04:09,545
You can bang models.
1436
01:04:09,645 --> 01:04:11,414
Yeah, but, but, she's different.
1437
01:04:11,514 --> 01:04:14,517
She's responsible and like artsy and stuff.
1438
01:04:14,617 --> 01:04:18,020
Oh screw that. Go over there and tell her what's up.
1439
01:04:18,487 --> 01:04:19,589
-You think? -Yeah.
1440
01:04:19,689 --> 01:04:20,990
Go over there and tell her
1441
01:04:21,090 --> 01:04:22,892
that she's lucky that a star like you
1442
01:04:22,992 --> 01:04:24,060
would even speak to her
1443
01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:25,361
and that she should be grateful.
1444
01:04:25,461 --> 01:04:27,663
And you got a dick like Jesus,
1445
01:04:28,397 --> 01:04:29,465
that you nicknamed Christ.
1446
01:04:31,667 --> 01:04:33,002
That's too much, Gil.
1447
01:04:34,637 --> 01:04:35,638
I should.
1448
01:04:36,639 --> 01:04:38,107
I should go over there.
1449
01:04:38,207 --> 01:04:39,475
Bo, I'm not sure that's a great idea, man.
1450
01:04:39,575 --> 01:04:40,409
Ronald.
1451
01:04:40,743 --> 01:04:42,211
Don't be such a naysayer.
1452
01:04:42,311 --> 01:04:43,145
Do it, Bo.
1453
01:04:43,546 --> 01:04:44,413
Do it.
1454
01:04:44,981 --> 01:04:45,915
[chanting] Do it, do it.
1455
01:04:46,015 --> 01:04:47,416
I'm going to do it.
1456
01:04:47,516 --> 01:04:48,618
I'm going.
1457
01:04:48,718 --> 01:04:49,552
[chanting] Do it.
1458
01:04:49,652 --> 01:04:51,053
[Bo] I'm doing it!
1459
01:04:51,153 --> 01:04:51,988
[rock and roll music]
1460
01:04:53,155 --> 01:04:55,358
Yeah Bo, you got this baby.
1461
01:04:55,458 --> 01:04:57,360
[all] Do it, do it.
1462
01:04:59,328 --> 01:05:01,931
Yeah boy, yeah, that's what I'm talking about baby.
1463
01:05:05,101 --> 01:05:07,203
He's going to get it, he's going to get her.
1464
01:05:08,471 --> 01:05:10,139
Hey, goth nerd!
1465
01:05:11,507 --> 01:05:12,575
Okay, um...
1466
01:05:13,376 --> 01:05:15,311
Maybe he meant something else.
1467
01:05:15,778 --> 01:05:17,680
[buddies] Let's see how this may play out.
1468
01:05:17,780 --> 01:05:18,981
Get out here, woman.
1469
01:05:19,081 --> 01:05:19,882
Okay, come on.
1470
01:05:19,915 --> 01:05:21,150
Yeah, you think I should go get him?
1471
01:05:21,250 --> 01:05:22,952
No, no, go to the car.
1472
01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:26,255
You have got a lot of nerve.
1473
01:05:26,355 --> 01:05:28,391
What are you doing with that guy?
1474
01:05:28,491 --> 01:05:29,358
What are you talking about?
1475
01:05:29,458 --> 01:05:30,426
His name is Brock.
1476
01:05:30,526 --> 01:05:31,661
Oh, you called me out here
1477
01:05:31,761 --> 01:05:33,296
to tell me you don't like my boyfriend?
1478
01:05:33,529 --> 01:05:34,664
Go home, Bo.
1479
01:05:34,764 --> 01:05:35,598
He sucks.
1480
01:05:36,299 --> 01:05:37,233
Oh, I'm sorry.
1481
01:05:37,333 --> 01:05:38,334
So you think I should be
1482
01:05:38,434 --> 01:05:39,368
with somebody like you?
1483
01:05:39,468 --> 01:05:40,303
Is that what you're thinking?
1484
01:05:40,403 --> 01:05:41,237
I'm an artist.
1485
01:05:41,337 --> 01:05:42,204
You're a mess.
1486
01:05:42,305 --> 01:05:43,139
[Bo heaving]
1487
01:05:46,776 --> 01:05:49,245
I cannot believe I let my kid anywhere near you.
1488
01:05:52,348 --> 01:05:53,549
What is wrong with you?
1489
01:05:54,784 --> 01:05:55,985
I don't need this shit.
1490
01:05:56,352 --> 01:05:57,720
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1491
01:05:58,254 --> 01:05:59,588
Go back to your little pink house
1492
01:05:59,689 --> 01:06:02,058
and just drink your life away. That's great.
1493
01:06:02,158 --> 01:06:03,759
I'm not drinking my life away.
1494
01:06:03,859 --> 01:06:05,027
I'm on vacation!
1495
01:06:05,127 --> 01:06:07,029
From what? Life?
1496
01:06:07,363 --> 01:06:10,333
My God, what is so bad about real life?
1497
01:06:13,369 --> 01:06:15,071
I just needed a minute.
1498
01:06:15,171 --> 01:06:16,105
Well, your time's up, Bo.
1499
01:06:16,205 --> 01:06:18,007
You're an adult. Get it together.
1500
01:06:18,107 --> 01:06:19,742
-What about you? -Oh, what about me?
1501
01:06:20,443 --> 01:06:22,545
What kind of example are you, huh?
1502
01:06:24,113 --> 01:06:24,780
Single mom.
1503
01:06:25,348 --> 01:06:27,216
Living in this shit town.
1504
01:06:28,250 --> 01:06:29,418
What are you?
1505
01:06:29,518 --> 01:06:32,154
You're-- Are you a paralegal
1506
01:06:32,254 --> 01:06:34,190
or a secretary?
1507
01:06:34,290 --> 01:06:36,125
Or whatever menial job
1508
01:06:36,225 --> 01:06:38,194
they told the pregnant chick
1509
01:06:38,294 --> 01:06:39,295
she could get the easiest.
1510
01:06:43,165 --> 01:06:44,233
Screw you.
1511
01:06:48,404 --> 01:06:49,305
[ominous music]
1512
01:06:57,713 --> 01:06:58,581
[Bo gagging]
1513
01:07:10,659 --> 01:07:12,161
[spitting]
1514
01:07:52,735 --> 01:07:53,602
[thudding]
1515
01:07:59,175 --> 01:07:59,842
[Elliott] Are you okay?
1516
01:08:00,676 --> 01:08:01,610
What are you doing here?
1517
01:08:02,445 --> 01:08:03,846
I heard you and my mom.
1518
01:08:04,413 --> 01:08:05,614
Your mom sucks.
1519
01:08:05,714 --> 01:08:06,715
What?
1520
01:08:06,816 --> 01:08:07,817
She'd be lucky
1521
01:08:07,917 --> 01:08:09,318
to get with a guy like this.
1522
01:08:09,418 --> 01:08:11,220
I'm a goddamn TV star.
1523
01:08:11,320 --> 01:08:12,822
You can't date my mom.
1524
01:08:12,922 --> 01:08:16,258
-Why not? -You're an alcoholic.
1525
01:08:16,358 --> 01:08:18,894
-I like to party. -You peed on a cop.
1526
01:08:18,994 --> 01:08:20,129
I know what I did.
1527
01:08:20,229 --> 01:08:20,863
[thudding]
1528
01:08:21,497 --> 01:08:23,599
[Bo grunting]
1529
01:08:28,237 --> 01:08:28,904
Get over here.
1530
01:08:30,239 --> 01:08:31,607
You want to learn to play football?
1531
01:08:31,707 --> 01:08:32,875
I'm going to give you your last lesson.
1532
01:08:32,975 --> 01:08:34,143
Line down.
1533
01:08:34,243 --> 01:08:35,578
Line down in your stance.
1534
01:08:36,912 --> 01:08:37,780
Line down!
1535
01:08:37,880 --> 01:08:38,514
I am.
1536
01:08:41,383 --> 01:08:42,551
I thought you were ready, huh?
1537
01:08:42,885 --> 01:08:44,353
I thought I was your hero.
1538
01:08:44,453 --> 01:08:46,856
I thought you wanted to be just like me.
1539
01:08:47,523 --> 01:08:48,390
Get up.
1540
01:08:48,491 --> 01:08:49,592
Come on, come on.
1541
01:08:50,993 --> 01:08:51,927
Line down!
1542
01:08:54,363 --> 01:08:55,431
Ow!
1543
01:08:55,531 --> 01:08:56,699
[Elliott crying]
1544
01:08:57,733 --> 01:08:58,868
Are you crying?
1545
01:08:59,268 --> 01:08:59,935
[Elliott] No.
1546
01:09:00,035 --> 01:09:01,470
What a disgrace.
1547
01:09:02,771 --> 01:09:03,639
You know what?
1548
01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:05,508
Fuck you.
1549
01:09:05,608 --> 01:09:06,542
Fuck you!
1550
01:09:06,642 --> 01:09:07,476
Fuck me?
1551
01:09:08,244 --> 01:09:09,245
Fuck me is right.
1552
01:09:09,712 --> 01:09:11,213
Fuck me for wasting my time
1553
01:09:11,313 --> 01:09:13,549
on an unathletic little turd like you.
1554
01:09:13,649 --> 01:09:14,884
I hate you!
1555
01:09:18,020 --> 01:09:19,255
You are nothing.
1556
01:09:20,890 --> 01:09:22,224
Now get the hell out of here
1557
01:09:22,324 --> 01:09:23,559
and go cry to your mommy.
1558
01:09:24,627 --> 01:09:25,494
[spitting]
1559
01:09:29,031 --> 01:09:29,899
[crashing]
1560
01:09:38,374 --> 01:09:39,675
Fuck!
1561
01:09:42,745 --> 01:09:43,612
God!
1562
01:09:45,948 --> 01:09:46,815
[Bo sniffing]
1563
01:10:10,940 --> 01:10:12,007
[soft music]
1564
01:10:30,359 --> 01:10:32,761
♪ The day has come
1565
01:10:35,531 --> 01:10:37,800
♪ I keep on runnin'
1566
01:10:39,868 --> 01:10:40,970
♪ I'm always
1567
01:10:41,070 --> 01:10:42,037
♪ Searchin'
1568
01:10:44,406 --> 01:10:45,341
♪ I'm always
1569
01:10:45,441 --> 01:10:46,709
♪ Searchin'
1570
01:10:48,711 --> 01:10:51,380
♪ I hear you callin'
1571
01:10:53,515 --> 01:10:54,483
♪ I'm tired
1572
01:10:54,583 --> 01:10:55,651
♪ From fallin'
1573
01:10:57,987 --> 01:11:00,389
♪ I'm always searchin'
1574
01:11:02,758 --> 01:11:05,060
♪ I'm always searchin'
1575
01:11:05,160 --> 01:11:08,964
♪ I'm ready to lift This body up ♪
1576
01:11:09,398 --> 01:11:12,334
♪ To a higher ground
1577
01:11:14,036 --> 01:11:17,840
♪ I'm ready to lift This body up ♪
1578
01:11:18,040 --> 01:11:21,010
♪ To a higher ground
1579
01:11:23,145 --> 01:11:26,849
♪ I'm ready to lift This body up ♪
1580
01:11:27,483 --> 01:11:30,319
♪ To a higher ground
1581
01:11:32,154 --> 01:11:33,088
♪ I'm ready
1582
01:11:33,188 --> 01:11:35,924
♪ To lift this body up
1583
01:11:36,458 --> 01:11:39,361
♪ To a higher ground
1584
01:11:48,937 --> 01:11:49,905
[ankle bracelet buzzing]
1585
01:12:01,116 --> 01:12:03,786
♪ The dark is burnin'
1586
01:12:05,888 --> 01:12:08,357
-♪ My flame is turnin' -[knocking]
1587
01:12:10,659 --> 01:12:12,761
♪ I'm always searchin'
1588
01:12:14,797 --> 01:12:17,399
♪ I'm always searchin'
1589
01:12:20,903 --> 01:12:21,770
[sighing]
1590
01:12:26,875 --> 01:12:27,743
You never came down.
1591
01:12:29,211 --> 01:12:30,713
I tried calling.
1592
01:12:30,813 --> 01:12:33,048
Yeah, but you could have come down at any point.
1593
01:12:33,449 --> 01:12:35,417
I wasn't sure you wanted me to.
1594
01:12:35,818 --> 01:12:36,985
I sort of' needed you to.
1595
01:12:40,556 --> 01:12:43,992
I don't know what more you want from me, son. [sighing]
1596
01:12:44,093 --> 01:12:45,627
I don't want anything, Dad.
1597
01:12:49,932 --> 01:12:51,166
Life is complicated.
1598
01:12:52,735 --> 01:12:53,602
Not to a little kid.
1599
01:12:58,674 --> 01:12:59,541
That's it?
1600
01:13:01,110 --> 01:13:01,977
That's it.
1601
01:13:09,151 --> 01:13:10,586
[garage door rumbling]
1602
01:13:18,594 --> 01:13:19,461
[Bo] Oh shit!
1603
01:13:28,637 --> 01:13:30,038
-[car screeching] -[car honking]
1604
01:13:30,139 --> 01:13:32,674
Hey asshole, why don't you watch where you're going?
1605
01:13:34,209 --> 01:13:35,944
I'm coming, little buddy.
1606
01:13:36,812 --> 01:13:39,448
I'm coming, little buddy.
1607
01:13:40,048 --> 01:13:40,916
[ankle bracelet buzzing]
1608
01:13:43,986 --> 01:13:45,220
Squad 601 general pursuit.
1609
01:13:46,088 --> 01:13:47,122
[heavy rock and roll music]
1610
01:13:53,028 --> 01:13:53,896
[Bo] Bunny hop, shit!
1611
01:13:56,932 --> 01:13:58,534
Talladega!
1612
01:14:03,172 --> 01:14:04,039
[chattering]
1613
01:14:07,209 --> 01:14:08,977
You're toast, butterball.
1614
01:14:09,077 --> 01:14:09,912
[laughing]
1615
01:14:11,113 --> 01:14:11,980
Nice one!
1616
01:14:12,748 --> 01:14:13,849
[dramatic percussive music]
1617
01:14:17,753 --> 01:14:19,955
[Bo] Elliott, Elliott!
1618
01:14:21,890 --> 01:14:23,258
Little buddy, I'm coming.
1619
01:14:27,329 --> 01:14:29,531
[Bo] Elliott, Elliott!
1620
01:14:32,267 --> 01:14:33,569
Elliott!
1621
01:14:33,669 --> 01:14:35,704
Hey, what are you doing here?
1622
01:14:35,938 --> 01:14:38,040
I should take out a restraining order on you.
1623
01:14:38,140 --> 01:14:39,274
Stop, I'm here for the kid.
1624
01:14:39,374 --> 01:14:41,710
Bo, if he hurts himself, I swear to God...
1625
01:14:41,810 --> 01:14:43,912
Whoa there, bulldog man.
1626
01:14:46,982 --> 01:14:48,283
Oh, what are you doing?
1627
01:14:49,585 --> 01:14:50,719
Aren't you supposed to be chained in your little pink shack?
1628
01:14:50,819 --> 01:14:51,653
-[smack] -Oh!
1629
01:14:51,954 --> 01:14:52,988
Oh my God!
1630
01:14:54,756 --> 01:14:55,624
It's not a shack.
1631
01:14:56,258 --> 01:14:57,759
It's a princess house.
1632
01:14:57,793 --> 01:14:58,760
[whistle blowing]
1633
01:14:58,861 --> 01:14:59,695
[coach] All right, guys.
1634
01:14:59,828 --> 01:15:00,696
Let's get ready.
1635
01:15:00,796 --> 01:15:01,630
[boys yelling]
1636
01:15:01,730 --> 01:15:02,564
[fence rattling]
1637
01:15:05,667 --> 01:15:06,535
[police sirens]
1638
01:15:09,238 --> 01:15:11,106
[coach] Here we go, two lines.
1639
01:15:19,982 --> 01:15:20,883
[whistle blowing]
1640
01:15:21,717 --> 01:15:22,851
Guys, get ready, everybody get ready.
1641
01:15:23,719 --> 01:15:24,987
Get him.
1642
01:15:29,224 --> 01:15:30,692
[coach] Down.
1643
01:15:32,060 --> 01:15:32,928
Set.
1644
01:15:34,162 --> 01:15:35,163
-[thudding] -[Elliott grunting]
1645
01:15:35,264 --> 01:15:36,198
[laughing]
1646
01:15:41,169 --> 01:15:42,738
Not funny. Line down.
1647
01:15:42,838 --> 01:15:43,872
Get up, preemie.
1648
01:15:45,007 --> 01:15:45,874
[heart beats]
1649
01:15:49,177 --> 01:15:50,712
You're okay.
1650
01:15:53,382 --> 01:15:54,249
Get up.
1651
01:15:57,019 --> 01:15:58,921
I can do this.
1652
01:15:59,988 --> 01:16:01,123
[suspenseful music]
1653
01:16:05,127 --> 01:16:05,994
[coach] Down.
1654
01:16:10,832 --> 01:16:11,733
[knuckles cracking]
1655
01:16:17,673 --> 01:16:18,874
Set.
1656
01:16:25,681 --> 01:16:26,348
Hut!
1657
01:16:30,185 --> 01:16:31,186
[Elliott screaming]
1658
01:16:31,687 --> 01:16:32,354
[player grunting]
1659
01:16:32,454 --> 01:16:33,956
[all cheering]
1660
01:16:46,301 --> 01:16:47,169
[Elliott] Yes!
1661
01:16:47,269 --> 01:16:50,105
Who's the wild man now?
1662
01:16:56,478 --> 01:16:58,347
[police siren blaring]
1663
01:16:58,447 --> 01:16:59,348
[phone camera clicking]
1664
01:17:23,171 --> 01:17:24,139
[soft rock and roll music]
1665
01:17:39,354 --> 01:17:41,256
♪ If they seem tough
1666
01:17:42,057 --> 01:17:43,458
♪ Well listen up
1667
01:17:44,493 --> 01:17:45,861
♪ Got something
1668
01:17:45,961 --> 01:17:47,729
♪ To say
1669
01:17:49,064 --> 01:17:53,402
♪ Just some advice to help You through this life ♪
1670
01:17:54,036 --> 01:17:57,773
♪ To get you on your way
1671
01:17:58,874 --> 01:18:00,742
♪ You get cut off
1672
01:18:01,777 --> 01:18:03,245
♪ Put on hold
1673
01:18:03,879 --> 01:18:06,448
♪ May just stand the night
1674
01:18:08,083 --> 01:18:10,085
♪ The shoestring snaps
1675
01:18:10,385 --> 01:18:12,054
♪ And you're under attack
1676
01:18:12,421 --> 01:18:17,859
♪ If the situation's dark and you're falling apart ♪
1677
01:18:18,794 --> 01:18:24,399
♪ Start, start over
1678
01:18:25,901 --> 01:18:31,807
♪ Start, start again
1679
01:18:32,908 --> 01:18:35,911
♪ The only thing that matters
1680
01:18:36,545 --> 01:18:40,048
♪ Is what you're doing now
1681
01:18:41,316 --> 01:18:43,185
♪ So forget the past
1682
01:18:43,285 --> 01:18:45,487
♪ Every new break's a chance
1683
01:18:45,954 --> 01:18:48,790
♪ To start again
1684
01:19:01,136 --> 01:19:02,471
I'm going to jail.
1685
01:19:05,607 --> 01:19:07,175
[playful country music]
1686
01:19:17,085 --> 01:19:21,356
♪ Well there's so many Things you can believe in ♪
1687
01:19:22,290 --> 01:19:25,827
♪ Why can't one of them be me
1688
01:19:27,496 --> 01:19:30,232
♪ 'Cause lost and trade And masturbated ♪
1689
01:19:30,398 --> 01:19:32,234
♪ Every single way
1690
01:19:32,868 --> 01:19:36,071
♪ Seem like I'm giving away more than I'm worth ♪
1691
01:19:38,006 --> 01:19:39,841
♪ Well when you're singing High ♪
1692
01:19:40,175 --> 01:19:42,010
♪ You're singing so low
1693
01:19:43,512 --> 01:19:47,048
♪ No one wants to see you When you're down ♪
1694
01:19:48,350 --> 01:19:50,986
♪ But when you're singing Harmony with no company ♪
1695
01:19:51,086 --> 01:19:53,355
♪ You better change a tune
1696
01:19:53,989 --> 01:19:57,292
♪ 'Cause nobody wants Your attitude ♪
1697
01:19:58,627 --> 01:19:59,928
♪ Your attitude
1698
01:20:01,029 --> 01:20:04,199
♪ So, so, so said Get off, get off, get off ♪
1699
01:20:04,299 --> 01:20:05,333
♪ Of your high chair
1700
01:20:07,202 --> 01:20:10,338
♪ Don't you know there's Better weather elsewhere ♪
1701
01:20:12,274 --> 01:20:14,576
♪ Get your hair out Of your eyes ♪
1702
01:20:14,676 --> 01:20:17,212
♪ Just know Your life's been circumcised ♪
1703
01:20:17,379 --> 01:20:19,314
♪ Get up boy, get up
1704
01:20:19,414 --> 01:20:21,116
♪ Get off your ass
1705
01:20:32,561 --> 01:20:37,399
♪ Well everyone's looking for The while if they lost ♪
1706
01:20:38,033 --> 01:20:42,537
♪ And right before that Their car keys ♪
1707
01:20:43,104 --> 01:20:44,506
♪ Well my records Are scratched ♪
1708
01:20:44,606 --> 01:20:46,074
♪ And my jeans ain't patched
1709
01:20:46,174 --> 01:20:48,043
♪ Kind of cold around The knees ♪
1710
01:20:48,643 --> 01:20:52,247
♪ Where did I put those keys
1711
01:20:53,548 --> 01:20:58,353
♪ Well the ice cream truck's Rolling down my street ♪
1712
01:20:59,087 --> 01:21:02,624
♪ It's taking me back When I was young ♪
1713
01:21:03,692 --> 01:21:05,327
♪ But when the ice cream melt
1714
01:21:05,427 --> 01:21:06,261
♪ That's how I felt
1715
01:21:06,995 --> 01:21:08,964
♪ Like a puddle on the ground
1716
01:21:09,564 --> 01:21:12,667
♪ Growing up Just always brings me down ♪
1717
01:21:14,369 --> 01:21:16,104
♪ So round
1718
01:21:16,204 --> 01:21:19,374
♪ So, so, so Get off, get off, get off ♪
1719
01:21:19,474 --> 01:21:20,942
♪ Get off of your high chair
1720
01:21:22,677 --> 01:21:26,081
♪ Don't you know there's Better weather elsewhere ♪
1721
01:21:27,649 --> 01:21:30,218
♪ Get your hair out Of your eyes ♪
1722
01:21:30,318 --> 01:21:32,554
♪ Don't you know Your Life's been circumcised ♪
1723
01:21:33,121 --> 01:21:34,556
♪ Get up boy, get up
1724
01:21:34,656 --> 01:21:36,524
♪ Get off your ass
1725
01:21:37,726 --> 01:21:42,464
♪ Well I don't want to be Like soap on a rope ♪
1726
01:21:43,398 --> 01:21:47,202
♪ Gettin' used As I'm hangin' around ♪
1727
01:21:48,470 --> 01:21:53,608
♪ Maybe I'm hanging Onto something ♪
1728
01:21:54,142 --> 01:22:00,448
♪ That I really just Don't need ♪
1729
01:22:23,672 --> 01:22:26,608
♪ So, so Get off, get off, get off ♪
1730
01:22:26,708 --> 01:22:28,643
♪ Get off of your high chair
1731
01:22:30,545 --> 01:22:34,049
♪ Don't you know there's Better weather elsewhere ♪
1732
01:22:35,650 --> 01:22:38,019
♪ Get your hair out of your eyes ♪
1733
01:22:38,119 --> 01:22:41,022
♪ 'Cause you know Your life's been circumcised ♪
1734
01:22:41,122 --> 01:22:42,624
♪ Get up boy, get up
1735
01:22:42,724 --> 01:22:44,459
♪ Get off your ass
1736
01:22:46,161 --> 01:22:47,595
♪ Get up boy, get up
1737
01:22:48,063 --> 01:22:50,031
♪ Get off your ass
1738
01:22:51,366 --> 01:22:53,034
♪ Get up boy get up
1739
01:22:53,301 --> 01:22:55,036
♪ Get off your ass
1740
01:23:00,108 --> 01:23:00,775
[laughing]
1741
01:23:01,676 --> 01:23:04,713
♪ So get off, Get off, get off ♪
1742
01:23:04,813 --> 01:23:06,514
♪ Of your high chair
1743
01:23:08,316 --> 01:23:11,686
♪ Don't you know there's Better weather elsewhere ♪
1744
01:23:13,488 --> 01:23:15,790
♪ Get your hair out Of your eyes ♪
1745
01:23:15,890 --> 01:23:18,426
♪ Don't you know Your life's been circumcised ♪
1746
01:23:18,626 --> 01:23:22,330
♪ Get up boy, get up Get off your ass ♪
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