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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,700 --> 00:00:27,300 In the fall of 1969 2 00:00:27,500 --> 00:00:29,500 the Darrow chemical company, under contract 3 00:00:29,500 --> 00:00:31,500 to the U.S. Army, conducted a series 4 00:00:31,500 --> 00:00:32,500 of secret experiments 5 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,000 with a new biological weapon 6 00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:37,500 called 2-4-5 Trioxin. 7 00:00:37,900 --> 00:00:38,900 According to reports, 8 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:42,000 the chemical was a catalyst in genetic reactification. 9 00:00:42,100 --> 00:00:45,000 What this meant and why Trioxin was useful 10 00:00:45,100 --> 00:00:47,000 has never been revealed. 11 00:00:47,100 --> 00:00:49,000 But one thing is certain. 12 00:00:49,100 --> 00:00:53,100 Trioxin was soon considered too dangerous and volatile 13 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:54,600 even for experimental use. 14 00:00:54,700 --> 00:00:56,700 Interest in the lethal compund 15 00:00:56,900 --> 00:00:58,400 was abandoned several years ago. 16 00:00:58,900 --> 00:01:00,400 The Army will not comment 17 00:01:00,424 --> 00:01:01,924 other than to say 18 00:01:01,948 --> 00:01:04,448 all Trioxin has since been destroyed. 19 00:03:30,975 --> 00:03:32,802 Hey, come on, off the equipment. 20 00:03:33,482 --> 00:03:36,895 I tell you a hundred times a day, stay out of here. 21 00:03:39,587 --> 00:03:41,132 Damn. 22 00:03:46,861 --> 00:03:48,672 All right. 23 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:10,146 Good. Now you get to be a member of the club. 24 00:04:10,226 --> 00:04:14,029 That's okay. I'm not the joiner type. I mean, you wouldn't want a guy like me. 25 00:04:14,109 --> 00:04:17,278 We already voted. You're in. 26 00:04:17,358 --> 00:04:20,926 - What do you know. - You want to see the... clubhouse? 27 00:04:21,896 --> 00:04:24,256 Uh... I've got homework. My sister, she's making me... 28 00:04:24,336 --> 00:04:27,757 - Too scared? - Me? Scared? 29 00:04:28,137 --> 00:04:29,714 Uh... 30 00:04:42,050 --> 00:04:44,428 - Well, what do you think? - Oh, uh... 31 00:04:44,508 --> 00:04:47,744 ...a little old-fashioned for my taste... burial, I mean. 32 00:04:47,824 --> 00:04:50,533 I'm more into stuff, like, you know, cremation... 33 00:04:50,613 --> 00:04:52,882 ...where you scatter the ashes out of the plane... 34 00:04:52,962 --> 00:04:55,418 ...throw them in the ocean, maybe even have your favorite music playing. 35 00:04:55,498 --> 00:04:58,017 Okay, okay. Come on. 36 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:02,345 - There it is. - That's the clubhouse? 37 00:05:02,425 --> 00:05:05,328 - Yeah. You want to make something of it? - No. It's great. 38 00:05:05,408 --> 00:05:07,485 Okay, then. Come on. 39 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:14,470 Hey, wait a second. 40 00:05:15,510 --> 00:05:18,140 - Who's buried in here? - Come on. I'll show you inside. 41 00:05:18,220 --> 00:05:21,477 - Uh, I really gotta get back. My sister... - We got a meeting. 42 00:05:21,557 --> 00:05:24,577 - Thought you weren't scared? - That was before. 43 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:26,341 Initiation time. 44 00:06:25,770 --> 00:06:27,436 Hey, look at this. 45 00:06:35,730 --> 00:06:37,275 Jeez! 46 00:06:38,767 --> 00:06:41,691 - What do you think? - Don't know. It might be supplies. 47 00:06:41,771 --> 00:06:44,222 - What kind, though? - I don't know. 48 00:06:44,302 --> 00:06:46,516 Ammo, maybe. Combat stuff. 49 00:06:46,596 --> 00:06:49,488 Hey, check this out. 50 00:06:53,782 --> 00:06:56,270 I don't think you should play around with that. 51 00:06:56,350 --> 00:06:58,362 Shut up, wimp! 52 00:06:58,459 --> 00:07:01,236 - Finders, keepers. Right? - Yeah. 53 00:07:04,992 --> 00:07:06,570 Hey! 54 00:07:34,923 --> 00:07:36,412 Wait up! 55 00:07:36,692 --> 00:07:38,255 Oh, shit! 56 00:07:38,335 --> 00:07:40,094 Oh, no! 57 00:07:41,930 --> 00:07:43,649 Oh, shit! 58 00:07:43,729 --> 00:07:46,288 It's the Army, the real one. 59 00:07:46,368 --> 00:07:48,958 This is serious. We gotta call that number. 60 00:07:49,038 --> 00:07:52,716 You're not gonna tell them about this, see? Know why? 61 00:07:53,941 --> 00:07:56,498 - Let me out! - 'Cause you won't be able to. 62 00:07:56,578 --> 00:07:58,389 Let me out! 63 00:08:09,789 --> 00:08:11,602 Well, here we are. 64 00:08:12,694 --> 00:08:15,533 Oh, creep me out! 65 00:08:15,613 --> 00:08:17,739 Joey, are you sure that you want to do this? 66 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:22,927 The guy offered me 100 for a night's work. I can't turn that down, can I? 67 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:30,299 - Grab the bag, will you, kid? - Are you gonna be in there all night or what? 68 00:08:30,379 --> 00:08:33,401 A couple hours, tops. You wait here. 69 00:08:33,481 --> 00:08:36,972 - Gee, that sounds really exciting. - Take it easy, baby. No sweat. 70 00:08:37,052 --> 00:08:40,426 I don't want to take it easy, Joey. I want to go out and have some fun... 71 00:08:40,506 --> 00:08:43,592 - ...so will you just hurry up? - Okay. 72 00:08:44,059 --> 00:08:45,569 Oh. 73 00:08:47,562 --> 00:08:50,174 And will you be careful, too, please? 74 00:09:00,675 --> 00:09:03,521 - Goddamn mushy stuff. - Come on. 75 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:28,824 What if somebody wants to know what we're doing here? 76 00:09:28,904 --> 00:09:31,493 You tell them you're a grave-digger, and you'll be tellin' them the truth. 77 00:09:31,573 --> 00:09:34,230 Only difference is, we're the kind that takes 'em out... 78 00:09:34,310 --> 00:09:36,332 ...instead of putting 'em in, see? 79 00:09:36,912 --> 00:09:39,935 Jesus, Ed. What do you do with them? 80 00:09:40,015 --> 00:09:44,305 Oh, there are all sorts of crazies out there. They want the skulls from interred bodies. 81 00:09:44,385 --> 00:09:46,708 That's the key, see? They gotta have been interred. 82 00:09:46,788 --> 00:09:49,377 No, siree, nobody wants skulls that haven't already been buried. 83 00:09:49,457 --> 00:09:51,713 Come on. I mean, how are they gonna know the difference? 84 00:09:51,793 --> 00:09:55,152 It'd be dishonest to give them skulls that weren't buried. 85 00:09:58,983 --> 00:10:00,544 Jesus. 86 00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:41,196 Okay. Okay. Just a little decayed matter. 87 00:10:41,276 --> 00:10:43,287 Nothing to get unhinged about. 88 00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:46,384 Oh, shit! 89 00:10:49,450 --> 00:10:51,528 ...long time. 90 00:10:52,555 --> 00:10:56,034 Lousy kids are always pokin' around in my gardens. 91 00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:04,240 Stay cool. 92 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:15,851 - Look at that! - Oh, what the hell? 93 00:11:18,943 --> 00:11:22,025 Hey, you, kid! If I catch you in here again, I kick your ass... 94 00:11:22,105 --> 00:11:24,306 ...and then I call the police! 95 00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:32,586 Guess I've just got a way with kids, huh? 96 00:11:33,762 --> 00:11:35,851 Aw, what a shame. 97 00:11:35,931 --> 00:11:38,494 It's not even ripe. 98 00:11:38,574 --> 00:11:41,356 Damn kids, they have no respect for the dead. 99 00:11:41,436 --> 00:11:43,792 - Makes you sick, doesn't it? - Yeah. 100 00:11:43,872 --> 00:11:47,191 - Well, let's get started. - Yeah. 101 00:11:52,447 --> 00:11:55,870 Take it to the side. Press out. It's one, two... 102 00:11:55,950 --> 00:11:58,841 ...three. Now, pushing the walls, keep 'em apart. Don't let 'em come in. 103 00:11:58,921 --> 00:12:02,408 Again, four, three, two. And, do the front. 104 00:12:02,488 --> 00:12:04,319 And swinging those arms. 105 00:12:04,399 --> 00:12:08,017 Standing tall, it's four, three, two. 106 00:12:08,097 --> 00:12:10,486 Now to the side again. Now, press. Press... 107 00:12:10,566 --> 00:12:16,132 Hey, Jesse, see that? Mom says you follow those rules, or it's my butt. 108 00:12:16,212 --> 00:12:18,493 You follow those rules, or it's your butt. 109 00:12:19,441 --> 00:12:22,464 Up! Up! And take it down. 110 00:12:22,544 --> 00:12:26,002 First one says "homework," and you don't go out until you finish it. 111 00:12:26,082 --> 00:12:29,271 - Now get going! - Ready, we're going to do that again. 112 00:12:29,351 --> 00:12:31,196 And to the side. And... 113 00:13:07,856 --> 00:13:10,927 Come on. Let's get out of here. I can't breathe. 114 00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:45,174 That's a good boy. 115 00:14:45,604 --> 00:14:47,447 You got it. 116 00:14:55,364 --> 00:14:59,447 Not bad. Nice bit of rump in her time, huh? 117 00:15:00,869 --> 00:15:02,712 Looks choice. 118 00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,783 Get me the bag, will you? 119 00:15:10,644 --> 00:15:12,851 Well, open it, like you do in the store. 120 00:15:25,226 --> 00:15:28,033 - Oh... - Kiss, kiss. 121 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:32,643 Now you know what a bagman is. 122 00:15:44,432 --> 00:15:47,568 Oh, that's it. I don't need the money. I'm out of here. 123 00:15:47,648 --> 00:15:51,287 Come off it. Who's gonna know? Her? 124 00:15:52,755 --> 00:15:54,277 Besides... 125 00:15:55,157 --> 00:15:58,113 ...I'll bet that girlfriend of yours... 126 00:15:58,193 --> 00:16:01,833 ...would sure like this. Huh? 127 00:16:02,997 --> 00:16:04,575 Huh? 128 00:16:07,201 --> 00:16:08,712 Yeah. 129 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,128 What is that stuff? 130 00:16:26,660 --> 00:16:28,511 Swamp gas. 131 00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:32,947 Makes my skin feel like slimy ice or something. 132 00:16:33,027 --> 00:16:35,639 Come on. Let's get this one up here. 133 00:16:38,005 --> 00:16:40,288 "1957." 134 00:16:40,868 --> 00:16:42,080 Perfect. 135 00:18:18,752 --> 00:18:22,144 Move it! Over here. Come on. Let's go. 136 00:18:22,224 --> 00:18:24,549 Jesus Christ, not again. 137 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:39,174 Look, Beth, Mrs. Billings says I've gotta have this damn cake ready... 138 00:18:39,254 --> 00:18:41,142 ...for Home EC in the morning. 139 00:18:41,822 --> 00:18:44,445 How the hell do you separate a white from a yolk? 140 00:18:45,025 --> 00:18:47,282 I swear, this whole thing is so stupid. 141 00:18:48,162 --> 00:18:50,374 Hold on a sec. It's the door. 142 00:18:51,665 --> 00:18:53,243 Coming! 143 00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:04,172 Oh. Uh... hi. 144 00:19:04,252 --> 00:19:07,135 I'm with cable TV. I have an installation order here. 145 00:19:07,215 --> 00:19:10,178 Yeah. You were supposed to be here, like, three hours ago. 146 00:19:10,258 --> 00:19:15,544 Yeah, well, I'm... this is all really new around here. I got sort of lost. 147 00:19:16,144 --> 00:19:18,780 Wait a minute. Aren't you, uh... 148 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,754 ...don't you go to Central? 149 00:19:21,834 --> 00:19:24,572 - So? Big deal. - Yeah. I went there, ya know. 150 00:19:24,652 --> 00:19:27,947 I graduated last year. Maybe you remember me. Tom Essex. 151 00:19:28,664 --> 00:19:32,580 Student council, swim team... almost. 152 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:35,664 No. No, I don't remember you. 153 00:19:35,744 --> 00:19:38,088 Um... TV is in here. 154 00:20:01,735 --> 00:20:05,146 - I've gotta see Billy, please? - He's not feeling too well. I put him to bed. 155 00:20:05,226 --> 00:20:08,836 - But I've got his homework assignments! - Oh, well, you can give it to me. 156 00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:13,196 No! I mean, I've gotta show it to him, or he won't understand. 157 00:20:13,853 --> 00:20:16,232 All right, but just for a few minutes. 158 00:20:28,768 --> 00:20:30,291 Billy? 159 00:20:30,671 --> 00:20:32,730 What do you want? 160 00:20:32,810 --> 00:20:35,219 What happened? What did you... 161 00:20:39,713 --> 00:20:43,004 Below normal? Are you keeping this under your tongue? 162 00:20:43,084 --> 00:20:46,887 You do feel cold. God, I told you not to go running around in the rain. 163 00:20:50,257 --> 00:20:51,913 You opened the thing, didn't you? 164 00:20:51,993 --> 00:20:54,917 Say anything about this, and your ass is grass. 165 00:20:54,997 --> 00:20:57,252 Jesse, that's all now. 166 00:20:57,832 --> 00:21:00,237 You shut up about this, or else. 167 00:22:09,304 --> 00:22:11,326 Brains! 168 00:22:11,907 --> 00:22:14,195 Brains! 169 00:22:20,915 --> 00:22:25,320 I want your brains! 170 00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:29,997 Give me... 171 00:22:31,259 --> 00:22:33,281 ...brains! 172 00:22:33,861 --> 00:22:35,839 Brains! 173 00:25:30,803 --> 00:25:32,348 Joey? 174 00:25:36,409 --> 00:25:39,189 Okay. Okay. 175 00:25:46,619 --> 00:25:49,677 - Do you hear that? - Sit down and have a sandwich, huh? 176 00:25:49,757 --> 00:25:53,247 - The missus made 'em. - No, I think I'll pass. 177 00:25:55,229 --> 00:25:56,884 You're right. 178 00:25:56,964 --> 00:25:59,188 There's a chill in the air tonight. 179 00:26:00,768 --> 00:26:05,052 Fifty-eight years old, can't be too careful in this weather. 180 00:26:05,132 --> 00:26:07,895 - Yeah, you'll end up in one of those. - Nuh-uh. Not me. 181 00:26:07,975 --> 00:26:11,966 You'll never find me in one of these. I'm gonna get me cremated. 182 00:26:12,046 --> 00:26:16,251 You're afraid that some old creep like you is gonna come along and steal your head. 183 00:26:16,751 --> 00:26:19,240 Watch your tongue, boy, if you like this job. 184 00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:21,297 Like this job? 185 00:26:22,489 --> 00:26:24,300 Like this job? 186 00:26:30,797 --> 00:26:32,308 Joey? 187 00:26:35,935 --> 00:26:40,194 Okay. Okay, that is it. I am out of here. 188 00:26:43,277 --> 00:26:45,633 Oh, shit! Shit! 189 00:26:48,715 --> 00:26:53,341 Okay. Okay. Um... the van, you can take the van. It's right over there. 190 00:26:58,357 --> 00:27:00,380 Oh, fuck this! 191 00:27:23,583 --> 00:27:26,062 Should've taken the chicken soup. 192 00:27:34,260 --> 00:27:36,339 Holy Jesus, Ed! 193 00:27:49,075 --> 00:27:50,931 Holy mother of God! 194 00:27:51,011 --> 00:27:53,300 Ed. Ed! 195 00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:55,803 Is there something I should know? 196 00:27:59,152 --> 00:28:01,071 You're supposed to be dead! 197 00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:09,764 Ow! 198 00:28:09,844 --> 00:28:13,755 Oh! Holy shit! This is big fucking trouble! 199 00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:35,643 Joey! Joey! Kill it! 200 00:28:38,459 --> 00:28:41,683 Joey! Joey, wait for me! 201 00:28:42,363 --> 00:28:44,852 - Joey! Joey! - Come on! 202 00:28:47,769 --> 00:28:49,590 Joey, get 'em! 203 00:28:52,207 --> 00:28:53,850 Brains! 204 00:28:55,142 --> 00:28:56,731 Brains! 205 00:28:57,911 --> 00:28:58,972 Brains! 206 00:29:04,818 --> 00:29:08,042 - We gotta get Brenda. She's all alone. - Brenda? What about me? 207 00:29:08,122 --> 00:29:10,545 - You selfish jerk! - Oh, I am. I am. 208 00:29:10,625 --> 00:29:14,649 Oh, Lord, forgive me. They're dead! I thought you were finished with them! 209 00:29:14,729 --> 00:29:17,352 I got a feeling he's not listening right now. 210 00:29:17,432 --> 00:29:20,655 We gotta handle this thing, whatever it is. 211 00:29:20,735 --> 00:29:23,462 - But first we gotta get Brenda. Come on. - No, not that way! 212 00:29:23,542 --> 00:29:26,526 - The road. This way! - Go. 213 00:29:28,442 --> 00:29:31,732 - Joey! - Whoa, Brenda, honey, baby! 214 00:29:31,812 --> 00:29:36,036 - How are you? You okay? Are you okay? - I'm okay, I'm okay. Joey, what did you do? 215 00:29:36,116 --> 00:29:39,740 He didn't do anything. It's me they're after. It's my sins! 216 00:29:39,820 --> 00:29:43,277 - Hail, Mary, full of grace... - Quit doing that! 217 00:29:43,957 --> 00:29:46,480 - Oh! The Lord is my... - Shut up! 218 00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:50,050 - Save this sinner, please! - There's lights over there! 219 00:29:53,066 --> 00:29:54,989 Brains! 220 00:30:09,850 --> 00:30:11,660 Out there! 221 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:18,246 Lucy! In the cemetery, this hand, it came out of the ground and tried to grab me! 222 00:30:18,326 --> 00:30:21,249 - I didn't know what to do! - Upstairs, mister! 223 00:30:21,929 --> 00:30:24,819 In the drum... big, slimy! 224 00:30:24,899 --> 00:30:28,089 We've gotta call the army! It's for real! 225 00:30:28,169 --> 00:30:31,259 - Great imagination. - Let's go right now! 226 00:30:31,339 --> 00:30:33,719 You gotta believe me. 227 00:30:42,882 --> 00:30:45,173 Look, I don't want any more trouble out of you, mister. 228 00:30:45,253 --> 00:30:47,275 Let me at least call Mom! 229 00:30:47,355 --> 00:30:50,767 And do not try to leave this room, do you understand? 230 00:30:58,565 --> 00:31:00,578 Hey, what are you doing out there? 231 00:31:07,006 --> 00:31:08,517 Damn! 232 00:31:09,476 --> 00:31:14,034 I can't go any faster! Please, slow down! 233 00:31:14,114 --> 00:31:16,205 Go slower! Please! 234 00:31:17,685 --> 00:31:21,296 Wait for me! No, don't leave me! 235 00:31:21,376 --> 00:31:23,044 Please! 236 00:31:24,824 --> 00:31:28,049 - All right, one move, and you're dead meat! - Oh, please, please, don't shoot! 237 00:31:28,129 --> 00:31:31,499 No, go ahead and do it! I deserve to die! 238 00:31:31,579 --> 00:31:34,815 Mister, call the police or the fire department or the S.W.A.T. team... 239 00:31:34,895 --> 00:31:37,425 ...or, I don't know... anybody, but do it now! 240 00:31:39,839 --> 00:31:41,880 What the hell was that? 241 00:31:42,710 --> 00:31:46,367 - Where do you think you're going? - Get your family out of here! Now! 242 00:31:47,347 --> 00:31:51,438 Okay. Okay. Mildred! Get in here. 243 00:32:11,104 --> 00:32:12,593 Jesse! 244 00:32:12,673 --> 00:32:15,615 Jesse! Jesse! 245 00:32:18,178 --> 00:32:19,733 Jesse! 246 00:32:20,713 --> 00:32:23,538 You've gone too far this time. Now open this door! 247 00:32:24,318 --> 00:32:26,404 Jesse, you let me in there this minute! 248 00:32:29,888 --> 00:32:33,604 Jesse, if you don't open this door, I'm gonna come in there and I'm gonna kill you! 249 00:32:35,695 --> 00:32:38,873 - This is Section 4. - Um, is this the army? 250 00:32:39,733 --> 00:32:41,195 Okay, that does it. That does it. Fine. 251 00:32:41,275 --> 00:32:44,893 I'm going to tell Mom, and you are going to be grounded for a month! 252 00:32:45,873 --> 00:32:48,305 Well, don't just stand there. Do something! 253 00:32:50,609 --> 00:32:53,267 - Now, this might chip the paint. - Please, do it. 254 00:32:53,347 --> 00:32:55,403 - Go ahead, please. - Is there where you should call... 255 00:32:55,483 --> 00:32:58,506 - ...about one of those drums? - Yes. Your name, please? 256 00:32:58,586 --> 00:32:59,759 Jesse Wilson. 257 00:32:59,839 --> 00:33:02,635 Hold the line, Mr. Wilson. Your call is being transferred. 258 00:33:02,715 --> 00:33:04,867 All right! 259 00:33:16,636 --> 00:33:19,260 - Oh, damn! - Hurry up! 260 00:33:21,174 --> 00:33:23,052 It's for the Colonel. 261 00:33:28,447 --> 00:33:31,111 - Excuse me, sir. It's for you. - Thank you. 262 00:33:32,953 --> 00:33:35,777 - Come on, baby. Let's go. - Oh, but that's stealing! 263 00:33:36,257 --> 00:33:38,146 Oh, but that's okay! 264 00:33:38,826 --> 00:33:40,682 Come on! 265 00:33:41,462 --> 00:33:43,117 - Are you okay? - Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. 266 00:33:43,197 --> 00:33:45,325 Get it started, will you? 267 00:33:47,668 --> 00:33:49,546 Hey! Hey! 268 00:33:52,172 --> 00:33:53,995 What the hell's going on? 269 00:33:55,075 --> 00:33:56,810 Man. 270 00:33:56,890 --> 00:33:58,299 - Which way? - Left! 271 00:33:58,379 --> 00:34:00,265 No, right! 272 00:34:04,316 --> 00:34:06,507 - Hello? - Hello, this is Glover. 273 00:34:06,587 --> 00:34:10,267 - Hello? - Hello, Glover here. Hello! 274 00:34:13,993 --> 00:34:15,253 Damn! 275 00:34:15,333 --> 00:34:18,186 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 276 00:34:18,266 --> 00:34:21,041 Look what you made him do. Now he's killed someone... 277 00:34:21,121 --> 00:34:23,757 ...and it's all your fault! You... you schmuck! 278 00:34:23,837 --> 00:34:26,493 - I know. I know. - Stop it! Stop it! 279 00:34:26,573 --> 00:34:28,672 I can't believe it! 280 00:34:28,752 --> 00:34:31,241 Oh, dear Lord, help me. 281 00:34:52,899 --> 00:34:54,956 Oh, my God! Did you see what I think I saw? 282 00:34:55,036 --> 00:34:56,577 Yeah. 283 00:35:03,543 --> 00:35:04,965 Hey, you guys. 284 00:35:05,845 --> 00:35:08,192 Did somebody get hurt? 285 00:35:08,272 --> 00:35:10,170 - Yes! - No! 286 00:35:10,250 --> 00:35:12,873 Wait right here. I'm gonna call an ambulance. 287 00:35:13,553 --> 00:35:15,375 Wait here? 288 00:35:18,959 --> 00:35:20,971 I'm going to tell everything! 289 00:35:23,496 --> 00:35:25,374 Jesse, get back here, you... 290 00:35:27,467 --> 00:35:31,491 - Hold it. I'm just going to kill you. - Let me go! Let me go! 291 00:35:31,571 --> 00:35:34,396 - I gotta call for help. - The phone's dead! 292 00:35:34,476 --> 00:35:37,866 - You've gotta help us, miss. This is serious. - I can't help you! 293 00:35:37,946 --> 00:35:41,936 - Miss, Miss, you've gotta help us! - Let go of me or I'll call the police! 294 00:35:42,016 --> 00:35:44,371 No! You gotta help us! You got a gun in this place? 295 00:35:44,451 --> 00:35:47,208 - A gun? Get out of here! - The phone's dead. 296 00:35:47,288 --> 00:35:50,744 - Hey, get your hands off of her! - You don't understand! 297 00:35:50,824 --> 00:35:53,094 I understand, all right. Out there, that's hit-and-run, pal. 298 00:35:53,174 --> 00:35:54,849 - No, they're dead. - Yeah, I know, you guys... 299 00:35:54,929 --> 00:35:58,252 - Already dead! - Trust me... dead, dead, dead. 300 00:35:58,332 --> 00:36:01,488 - Dead, dead, dead! - We've gotta get to a phone. 301 00:36:01,568 --> 00:36:05,606 - That's right. He's right. - Him, right? You've got no idea. 302 00:36:05,686 --> 00:36:08,929 Wait, wait, wait... oh, Jesus. 303 00:36:09,009 --> 00:36:11,545 - Joey? - I don't feel so good. 304 00:36:14,714 --> 00:36:19,350 Oh, Jesus! Oh, God! 305 00:36:21,854 --> 00:36:23,698 Oh, no! 306 00:36:24,180 --> 00:36:26,947 - Oh! - No! No! 307 00:36:27,427 --> 00:36:29,438 Well, what is it? 308 00:36:31,964 --> 00:36:33,787 Oh, God! 309 00:36:35,169 --> 00:36:37,591 Oh, God! 310 00:36:39,906 --> 00:36:41,695 Oh, my God! 311 00:36:43,075 --> 00:36:45,999 - You son of a bitch! - Come on. 312 00:36:46,679 --> 00:36:48,736 You bastard. 313 00:36:51,542 --> 00:36:54,035 Oh, God! 314 00:36:54,115 --> 00:36:57,538 Oh, get rid of it, please! Get rid of it! 315 00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:01,595 Oh, God! 316 00:37:02,956 --> 00:37:05,441 Get out of here. Get out of here. 317 00:37:11,170 --> 00:37:13,202 Mother of mercy. 318 00:37:16,676 --> 00:37:21,315 Get that damn screwdriver out of my head! 319 00:37:29,135 --> 00:37:31,692 I've gotta get out of here and get to a phone! 320 00:37:31,772 --> 00:37:35,462 Joey, baby, it's okay. We're gonna... 321 00:37:35,542 --> 00:37:37,765 I don't know what we're gonna, but... 322 00:37:41,047 --> 00:37:42,824 Brain! 323 00:37:44,817 --> 00:37:46,976 Help! Help! 324 00:37:47,056 --> 00:37:49,477 Jesse. Jesse! 325 00:37:49,557 --> 00:37:51,445 - Help! - Jesse? 326 00:37:51,725 --> 00:37:54,190 Help! Help him! 327 00:38:22,321 --> 00:38:24,178 Brain! 328 00:38:25,446 --> 00:38:27,288 Oh, God! 329 00:38:27,368 --> 00:38:31,494 We gotta get out of here. We gotta get out of here. 330 00:38:31,574 --> 00:38:34,922 - We gotta get out of here. - We know that, dummy. We need a car. 331 00:38:35,002 --> 00:38:38,026 Doc Mandel's got a car. He's got a phone. We can make a... 332 00:38:38,106 --> 00:38:41,129 - Where is this guy? - Two houses over. 333 00:38:43,110 --> 00:38:45,934 - It's all clear. - Show us the way. 334 00:38:48,215 --> 00:38:49,437 What? 335 00:38:49,517 --> 00:38:52,495 - I knew we should have gone dancing! - I'll take care of you, baby. 336 00:38:54,186 --> 00:38:56,227 Get her out of here, now! 337 00:39:26,919 --> 00:39:28,690 Oh, shit! 338 00:39:30,923 --> 00:39:33,369 Help me! Help me, Jesus! 339 00:39:41,868 --> 00:39:45,414 Side kick, count one, two, three. Now to the front. 340 00:39:45,494 --> 00:39:49,016 It's one, two, three, against thighs. 341 00:39:49,096 --> 00:39:53,434 One, two, three, now single count. Front, up, up... 342 00:39:53,514 --> 00:39:57,658 ...and side, side. Reach up, up, and now the heel-touch. 343 00:39:57,738 --> 00:40:01,095 Reaching out. Take it down. And bow and arrow. 344 00:40:02,789 --> 00:40:04,612 Hurry! Hurry! 345 00:40:05,192 --> 00:40:07,002 Which way? 346 00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:14,511 This way! Come on. 347 00:40:18,938 --> 00:40:20,928 Do you want to die? 348 00:40:21,008 --> 00:40:24,832 Okay, they seem to like brains, so maybe they'll leave you alone. 349 00:40:24,912 --> 00:40:27,390 - Shut up. - Come on! 350 00:40:42,829 --> 00:40:46,510 I told you... no more prayers. 351 00:40:49,034 --> 00:40:52,659 It's not that. I don't feel so hot. Let me rest. 352 00:40:52,739 --> 00:40:54,561 Rest? He wants to rest? 353 00:40:54,641 --> 00:40:59,266 Joey, he's the dumbest guy you've ever worked with in your whole entire life! 354 00:40:59,746 --> 00:41:03,671 Rest? You can't rest now. We're almost there. 355 00:41:03,751 --> 00:41:06,162 - Come on! - Come on! 356 00:41:19,632 --> 00:41:21,090 Oh, no! 357 00:41:36,516 --> 00:41:38,227 Come on. 358 00:41:40,707 --> 00:41:42,743 Run! We're almost there! 359 00:41:42,923 --> 00:41:44,934 Right here! Come on! 360 00:41:54,199 --> 00:41:55,722 George! 361 00:41:56,202 --> 00:41:58,881 George, go get Dr. Mandel! 362 00:42:24,330 --> 00:42:25,853 George! 363 00:42:33,439 --> 00:42:34,617 George? 364 00:42:56,749 --> 00:42:58,591 Oh, Billy! 365 00:43:05,337 --> 00:43:07,382 Brains! 366 00:43:15,181 --> 00:43:17,443 Doc Mandel! Open up! 367 00:43:22,254 --> 00:43:25,879 Oh, it's you. Why aren't you out playing in the traffic? 368 00:43:26,259 --> 00:43:28,883 How did you get in here? What seems to be the problem? 369 00:43:28,963 --> 00:43:33,020 - Where are the keys to your car? - Why? Are we going somewhere? 370 00:43:37,103 --> 00:43:40,594 There seem to be hooligans terrorizing the neighborhood. I... 371 00:43:40,674 --> 00:43:43,363 No, no, it's the dead. They've come back to life. 372 00:43:43,443 --> 00:43:47,467 - The dead? Dead? Dead what? - People! We need your car. 373 00:43:47,547 --> 00:43:50,671 - Sounds to me like you need a hearse. - We don't have time for this! 374 00:43:51,751 --> 00:43:55,609 I'm sorry, sir, but we've gotta get the keys to your car right now! 375 00:43:55,689 --> 00:43:58,398 - Must be an emergency, huh? - No duh! 376 00:43:58,478 --> 00:44:00,419 Oh, well... 377 00:44:09,335 --> 00:44:13,259 Oh, I'm sorry, my boy, but this car is cherry. 378 00:44:13,339 --> 00:44:16,600 - No one drives the princess but me. - Just move it. 379 00:44:22,414 --> 00:44:25,173 Oh, my God! 380 00:44:25,253 --> 00:44:28,275 It's... it's, um... Harvey! Harvey Kramer! 381 00:44:28,355 --> 00:44:31,045 Harvey, it's me. Remember me? 382 00:44:31,125 --> 00:44:34,582 Harvey, it wasn't my fault. We ran out of type-o. 383 00:44:35,462 --> 00:44:37,650 It's coming! 384 00:44:37,730 --> 00:44:40,776 - Cherry, huh? - Well, almost cherry. 385 00:44:40,856 --> 00:44:42,857 Go, go! 386 00:44:46,272 --> 00:44:48,128 The door, the door! 387 00:44:49,408 --> 00:44:51,486 It won't go. 388 00:44:52,611 --> 00:44:54,823 Go! Go! 389 00:44:55,248 --> 00:44:57,620 - Forget it. - You wouldn't... you wouldn't... 390 00:45:08,294 --> 00:45:11,751 Hey, you ghoul face, get off the car, get off the car! 391 00:45:11,831 --> 00:45:14,843 Oh, no! Now what do we do? 392 00:45:31,484 --> 00:45:36,443 For thirty years I've owned this auto, and I've never put a scratch on it. 393 00:45:36,523 --> 00:45:40,253 - Give me that wheel! - Come on! Come on, doctor! 394 00:45:55,574 --> 00:45:58,298 Oh, he's not gonna throw up in here now, is he? 395 00:45:58,378 --> 00:46:01,234 What's going on here? Out the window. Out the window. Out the window. 396 00:46:01,314 --> 00:46:03,937 Push the button. Push the button. Push the button. Out the window! 397 00:46:04,017 --> 00:46:06,173 I just had this car waxed. 398 00:46:19,032 --> 00:46:21,276 Jesus, get it out of here! 399 00:46:55,633 --> 00:46:59,792 I don't think it's anything to get excited about. It's only a severed hand. 400 00:46:59,872 --> 00:47:01,750 Why is everyone so excited? 401 00:47:03,409 --> 00:47:06,234 Whoa! Maybe not! Whoa! 402 00:47:07,914 --> 00:47:10,125 Throw it out the window! 403 00:47:16,322 --> 00:47:18,677 - Joey? Joey! - What? 404 00:47:18,757 --> 00:47:20,767 We gotta get to a hospital. 405 00:47:21,661 --> 00:47:25,664 It's all your fault, you cheese dip! Stay away from me. 406 00:47:28,767 --> 00:47:33,026 - Where's the emergency room? - No! We've gotta go to the police station. 407 00:47:33,106 --> 00:47:37,186 - They'll know what do to. - Will you just shut up? God! 408 00:47:39,678 --> 00:47:43,292 I think something is not right with those guys. 409 00:47:45,484 --> 00:47:48,875 I feel so... I just got this feeling. 410 00:47:48,955 --> 00:47:51,912 - Yeah. Me, too. - No, it's... 411 00:47:51,992 --> 00:47:54,948 ...it's like we've been here before. 412 00:47:55,028 --> 00:47:57,551 It's like a dream, this whole thing... 413 00:47:57,631 --> 00:48:01,133 ...you, me, them. 414 00:48:24,723 --> 00:48:26,569 Anybody here? 415 00:48:35,167 --> 00:48:37,857 - Dead. - Don't say that word. 416 00:48:37,937 --> 00:48:41,661 Why? Dammit, why? Where'd they all go? 417 00:48:41,741 --> 00:48:43,331 Hello? 418 00:48:44,511 --> 00:48:46,598 Where is everybody? 419 00:48:47,078 --> 00:48:49,535 When are you guys going to wake up? 420 00:48:49,615 --> 00:48:51,305 Nobody can help us except... 421 00:48:51,385 --> 00:48:55,582 A trained physician, such as myself. Hold this, my son. Thank you very much. 422 00:48:55,662 --> 00:48:58,231 Ah, yes, yes, yes. 423 00:48:58,311 --> 00:49:00,400 What, what, what? 424 00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:04,492 When did you two have your last bowel movement, hmm? 425 00:49:05,384 --> 00:49:07,406 Do you happen to know what a catheter is? 426 00:49:07,486 --> 00:49:09,383 They gotta have police here... 427 00:49:09,463 --> 00:49:12,979 ...emergency stuff, somebody somewhere! 428 00:49:13,059 --> 00:49:14,575 I'll take a look around town. 429 00:49:14,655 --> 00:49:17,084 - Not without me! - You stay put. 430 00:49:17,164 --> 00:49:20,254 No way. I saw it. I'm the one who knows stuff. 431 00:49:20,334 --> 00:49:22,556 - Kid's got a point. - That'll be the day. 432 00:49:22,636 --> 00:49:26,226 Come on. Cut it out, you two. If we're going, let's go. We'll be a team. 433 00:49:26,306 --> 00:49:28,150 Teams suck. 434 00:49:29,308 --> 00:49:31,063 Say ah. 435 00:49:31,143 --> 00:49:32,310 Ah... 436 00:49:43,189 --> 00:49:44,966 Mm-hmm. 437 00:49:50,462 --> 00:49:52,018 Huh. 438 00:49:52,098 --> 00:49:54,734 - What? What is it? What's wrong? - Is he gonna be okay? 439 00:49:54,814 --> 00:49:57,822 Let's look at the tongue, all right? 440 00:49:58,705 --> 00:50:01,294 - Oh, my God. - What? 441 00:50:01,374 --> 00:50:03,452 What... what is it? 442 00:50:08,214 --> 00:50:11,638 - We're going to do a biopsy. - Is it cancer? 443 00:50:12,468 --> 00:50:16,058 - If we're lucky. - Oh, no! 444 00:50:26,398 --> 00:50:28,655 Have you noticed something funny? 445 00:50:28,735 --> 00:50:32,814 - Yeah, like no people. - Yeah, like that. 446 00:50:57,062 --> 00:50:58,874 Come on, kid. 447 00:51:07,261 --> 00:51:09,084 Thank God. 448 00:51:10,209 --> 00:51:13,080 Hey! Hey! Hey, over here! 449 00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:17,637 - Over here! - Hey! Fresh brains! 450 00:51:20,686 --> 00:51:22,275 Oh, no. 451 00:51:22,355 --> 00:51:25,401 Oh, God. Get in the car. 452 00:51:36,502 --> 00:51:39,481 - Come on! - I don't believe this. 453 00:51:41,339 --> 00:51:43,618 Goddamn car! 454 00:51:45,511 --> 00:51:47,281 Come on! 455 00:51:49,081 --> 00:51:50,514 Oh, come on! 456 00:52:01,843 --> 00:52:03,605 Come on! 457 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:13,647 Great. I'm not even out of grade school, and I'm already gonna die. 458 00:52:15,039 --> 00:52:18,463 - Gramps. There's gramps' street! - We should go back and get the others. 459 00:52:18,543 --> 00:52:21,022 No! There! Turn down there! 460 00:52:30,221 --> 00:52:32,778 - There are lights on. - Wait a second. 461 00:52:32,858 --> 00:52:35,871 - Gramps? Gramps! - Hold on. 462 00:52:39,431 --> 00:52:41,021 Grandpa? 463 00:52:48,973 --> 00:52:52,665 You know how to, uh... use one of those? 464 00:52:53,345 --> 00:52:55,803 You do know how to pull a trigger, don't you? 465 00:52:56,383 --> 00:52:58,605 Sure. Do you? 466 00:52:59,085 --> 00:53:01,774 She's Junior Class Champion for the whole state. 467 00:53:01,854 --> 00:53:04,877 - Here's yours. - Oh, terrific! Great. 468 00:53:04,957 --> 00:53:07,436 What can I shoot with this, mice? 469 00:53:09,828 --> 00:53:13,953 Look, those things out there, they're ugly and they're dirty and they're dumb... 470 00:53:14,033 --> 00:53:16,022 ...I don't even care if they are dead. 471 00:53:16,102 --> 00:53:18,924 I hate them. There's no way they're touching me. 472 00:53:22,674 --> 00:53:24,252 Great. 473 00:53:34,820 --> 00:53:37,099 Make my night. 474 00:53:53,537 --> 00:53:55,457 You've gotta help me! 475 00:54:00,579 --> 00:54:03,202 We've gotta get moving. Those things are all over town. 476 00:54:06,051 --> 00:54:08,627 Um... would you come over here, please? 477 00:54:16,194 --> 00:54:20,620 You will also notice there is no pupilary response. 478 00:54:21,602 --> 00:54:23,323 No, uh... 479 00:54:23,403 --> 00:54:27,273 ...reflexes. Obvious lividity... 480 00:54:27,353 --> 00:54:31,631 ...suggesting chronic, intractable rigor mortis. 481 00:54:31,711 --> 00:54:34,967 - Is it serious? - Is dead serious? 482 00:54:36,115 --> 00:54:40,106 - But they can talk. - Oh, God, it hurts! 483 00:54:40,186 --> 00:54:42,776 I can't move my arms or legs. 484 00:54:42,956 --> 00:54:47,279 See? Now, do you call this dead? They are not dead, you jerk! 485 00:54:47,359 --> 00:54:49,849 Have you noticed he's not breathing? 486 00:54:49,929 --> 00:54:51,131 Care to check his heartbeat? 487 00:54:53,109 --> 00:54:54,755 It hurts! 488 00:54:54,835 --> 00:54:58,124 In my opinion, I think they should be contained. 489 00:54:58,204 --> 00:54:59,959 Contained? 490 00:55:00,039 --> 00:55:02,028 - Bagged. - Bagged? 491 00:55:02,108 --> 00:55:03,370 Bagged. 492 00:55:03,450 --> 00:55:06,821 Oh... me! 493 00:55:30,704 --> 00:55:32,759 Hello? Hello. 494 00:55:49,188 --> 00:55:50,761 Mmm. 495 00:56:06,906 --> 00:56:09,297 Brains! 496 00:56:10,742 --> 00:56:12,584 Okay, you mother. 497 00:56:14,847 --> 00:56:16,658 What was that? 498 00:56:56,588 --> 00:56:58,273 Brain! 499 00:57:38,896 --> 00:57:40,088 Stay. 500 00:57:56,915 --> 00:57:58,826 Shoot it! 501 00:58:09,660 --> 00:58:11,205 Jeez! 502 00:58:30,248 --> 00:58:31,930 Oh, God! 503 00:58:55,223 --> 00:58:57,067 Come on. 504 00:59:11,589 --> 00:59:13,627 Oh, no! 505 00:59:16,362 --> 00:59:19,953 Oh, no, no, no. You don't want to do that. 506 00:59:20,033 --> 00:59:22,169 You were gonna leave him here, you quack. 507 00:59:22,249 --> 00:59:25,838 Some doctor, yeah, we're gonna go find a real one! Come on, baby. 508 00:59:25,918 --> 00:59:28,370 - You're making a big mistake. - Shut up! 509 00:59:28,740 --> 00:59:31,463 No! You can't leave me here! 510 00:59:31,543 --> 00:59:34,622 No, no, no. You don't want... 511 00:59:35,181 --> 00:59:36,991 You did. 512 00:59:55,333 --> 00:59:57,945 - Get out of here! - No! 513 00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:00,772 Oh, shit! 514 01:00:04,776 --> 01:00:06,320 Hey! 515 01:00:06,712 --> 01:00:08,268 Hey! 516 01:00:10,482 --> 01:00:14,073 They wouldn't steal my... they wouldn't... they did! 517 01:00:14,153 --> 01:00:15,908 Dammit! 518 01:00:18,390 --> 01:00:20,228 All right! 519 01:00:30,802 --> 01:00:32,691 Don't you worry, babe. 520 01:00:33,271 --> 01:00:36,976 I'm gonna get you help, professionals, the best. 521 01:00:38,144 --> 01:00:39,998 Will you shut up! 522 01:00:42,181 --> 01:00:43,339 Shut up! 523 01:00:43,419 --> 01:00:47,340 I'm telling you, Sarge. We cleared out the town. 524 01:00:47,420 --> 01:00:49,504 We should be way over here. 525 01:00:57,995 --> 01:00:59,918 Lady, don't come any closer! 526 01:00:59,998 --> 01:01:02,621 - I gotta get a doctor! - Are you sick? 527 01:01:02,701 --> 01:01:06,572 No! What is wrong with you people? They need help, for Christ's sake! 528 01:01:06,652 --> 01:01:09,462 Forget it, lady. Nobody gets out of this town. 529 01:01:09,542 --> 01:01:11,398 Why not? 530 01:01:12,578 --> 01:01:16,435 - Plague. - Plague? This is no plague! 531 01:01:16,515 --> 01:01:18,184 They're dead! 532 01:01:18,264 --> 01:01:21,985 I mean... I mean... I mean, not, like, for-real dead, but, like, sick dead! 533 01:01:22,065 --> 01:01:25,945 You know? Like when I shook them there's nothing going on inside or anything. 534 01:01:30,662 --> 01:01:34,052 Okay, Sarge. Let's push along, don't you think? 535 01:01:34,132 --> 01:01:37,016 - Yeah. Let's move out, boys. - No! 536 01:01:39,036 --> 01:01:41,795 Wait. No, I can explain. I can explain. Please! 537 01:01:41,875 --> 01:01:44,363 It's okay, lady. We read you. We'll send the medics, all right? 538 01:01:44,443 --> 01:01:45,964 Promise? 539 01:01:46,699 --> 01:01:48,935 Ed! Ed, quit it! 540 01:01:50,015 --> 01:01:52,482 - Ed! - Goddamn! 541 01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:04,026 Believe me, he's dead. 542 01:02:04,996 --> 01:02:06,390 Get up here now! 543 01:02:07,990 --> 01:02:09,838 Okay, Sarge. 544 01:02:10,769 --> 01:02:12,619 I'm coming. 545 01:02:12,904 --> 01:02:14,793 I'm coming. 546 01:02:23,180 --> 01:02:25,171 Take it easy, Ed. 547 01:02:25,251 --> 01:02:27,519 Trust me, okay? 548 01:02:27,599 --> 01:02:29,390 I'll be right back. 549 01:03:09,193 --> 01:03:11,617 - Let's go up Weaver Street. - No. Richmond's faster. 550 01:03:11,877 --> 01:03:15,221 - And brighter. - Let's just get out of here. 551 01:03:15,301 --> 01:03:16,945 Son of a bitch! 552 01:03:27,479 --> 01:03:30,841 - What are you doing? - I know. They're already dead. I don't care. 553 01:03:30,921 --> 01:03:32,726 I'll kill them anyway. 554 01:03:45,797 --> 01:03:47,442 Oh, my God. 555 01:03:56,857 --> 01:03:58,516 One for the good guys. 556 01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:03,742 - Brilliant. - Brilliant. Brilliant! 557 01:04:06,318 --> 01:04:08,274 Brains! 558 01:04:13,157 --> 01:04:15,014 Brains! 559 01:04:29,775 --> 01:04:33,299 Brenda! You gotta... help me! 560 01:04:33,379 --> 01:04:35,900 It hurts so bad! 561 01:04:35,980 --> 01:04:38,904 Joey, I'm doing the best I can! What else can I do? 562 01:04:43,588 --> 01:04:46,212 Don't worry, baby. I'm gonna get you there. 563 01:04:46,292 --> 01:04:48,114 Don't worry. 564 01:04:49,394 --> 01:04:51,417 Let me... 565 01:04:51,497 --> 01:04:55,100 ...eat your brains. 566 01:04:58,704 --> 01:05:00,092 Brains! 567 01:05:06,912 --> 01:05:09,769 Brenda, let me have them! 568 01:05:09,849 --> 01:05:12,210 I'm the one who loves you! 569 01:05:15,787 --> 01:05:17,315 Brenda! 570 01:05:38,410 --> 01:05:40,509 Hey, Brenda! 571 01:05:40,589 --> 01:05:42,835 Joey! You stay away from me! 572 01:05:42,915 --> 01:05:46,972 Oh, Brenda, your brains smell so good... 573 01:05:47,052 --> 01:05:51,176 ...so... so rich and... and spicy. 574 01:05:51,256 --> 01:05:52,998 - Spicy? - Yeah. 575 01:05:53,078 --> 01:05:56,190 Joey, I am not into dead guys! 576 01:06:08,606 --> 01:06:11,569 Honey, it's only me. 577 01:06:15,546 --> 01:06:18,363 Okay. Okay. Okay. 578 01:06:18,443 --> 01:06:20,244 Take them, baby. 579 01:06:34,532 --> 01:06:37,923 - Right! Good-bye, nightmare. - Let's get to a call box! 580 01:06:38,003 --> 01:06:40,814 - No way. We're gettin' out of here. - He's right, son. 581 01:06:48,245 --> 01:06:52,694 What the... what's going on? I don't believe this! 582 01:06:54,486 --> 01:06:57,169 - Look! - Soldiers? 583 01:06:57,249 --> 01:07:00,534 - It's all right. They're ours! - Commence firing! 584 01:07:02,226 --> 01:07:05,183 - I don't think they know that. - You're right. I'm wrong. 585 01:07:05,263 --> 01:07:07,595 Hey, wait! You don't understand! 586 01:07:21,011 --> 01:07:24,363 - They think we're them. - You mean those things? 587 01:07:24,443 --> 01:07:28,373 Yeah. Don't you get it? That's why there's nobody in town. 588 01:07:28,453 --> 01:07:30,808 They evacuated the whole place. 589 01:07:30,888 --> 01:07:32,915 Interesting situation. 590 01:07:32,995 --> 01:07:35,514 Soldiers in front, zombies in the back. 591 01:07:37,094 --> 01:07:41,654 Maybe we should slip off to the side and have a cocktail or... no? 592 01:07:42,434 --> 01:07:44,816 No. No. 593 01:07:48,673 --> 01:07:51,811 Hello? Hello, is there anybody out there? 594 01:07:51,891 --> 01:07:54,099 Come in, come in. 595 01:07:54,579 --> 01:07:57,592 Can you hear me? Is anybody out there? 596 01:07:59,517 --> 01:08:01,106 Hello? 597 01:08:01,186 --> 01:08:02,718 Can you tell us where to go? 598 01:08:03,988 --> 01:08:06,119 Come to the hospital. 599 01:08:08,026 --> 01:08:10,883 - Sure, we'll be right there! - Hold it, hold it! 600 01:08:11,663 --> 01:08:16,050 Uh, pardon me, but could you tell me who the president of the United States is? 601 01:08:17,001 --> 01:08:18,580 Mmm... 602 01:08:21,038 --> 01:08:23,284 Uh, Harry Truman. 603 01:08:26,444 --> 01:08:28,400 Who's Harry Truman? 604 01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:30,537 They want brains... 605 01:08:30,617 --> 01:08:32,418 ...we'll give 'em brains. 606 01:08:47,531 --> 01:08:49,342 Come on! 607 01:08:55,639 --> 01:08:58,897 Hey. Jesse, now, remember. No funny stuff. 608 01:08:58,977 --> 01:09:01,366 If you hear anything, just shout. 609 01:09:01,446 --> 01:09:03,457 Okay, okay! 610 01:09:13,725 --> 01:09:16,349 I joined the army to see the world, not this. 611 01:09:16,429 --> 01:09:18,584 Get a hold of yourself, son. You're an American soldier. 612 01:09:18,664 --> 01:09:20,286 We got a firefight on our hands... 613 01:09:21,366 --> 01:09:22,955 ...and the enemy's already dead. 614 01:09:23,685 --> 01:09:25,429 It's beautiful! 615 01:09:29,821 --> 01:09:32,464 All right, you dead bunch of sons-of-bitches. 616 01:09:32,544 --> 01:09:35,968 I'm blowing your tired, ugly asses right back to hell! 617 01:09:36,548 --> 01:09:37,792 Yeah. 618 01:10:27,232 --> 01:10:29,754 Help! Help! Over here! 619 01:10:29,834 --> 01:10:31,678 Over here! 620 01:10:53,724 --> 01:10:55,281 Jesse? 621 01:10:56,461 --> 01:10:57,768 Jesse! 622 01:11:01,499 --> 01:11:03,387 I told him! I told him! 623 01:11:03,467 --> 01:11:07,262 - Don't worry. We'll find him. - Maybe I don't wanna find him. 624 01:11:08,272 --> 01:11:10,295 I think you do. 625 01:11:11,475 --> 01:11:14,232 I bet you think I'm a real idiot, don't you? 626 01:11:14,312 --> 01:11:17,358 No, I think you're great. 627 01:11:54,618 --> 01:11:57,476 Get up! Who do you think you are? 628 01:11:57,556 --> 01:12:01,943 I got news for you, pal. We survive, we survive together. You understand me? 629 01:12:02,361 --> 01:12:05,416 - I'm sorry. I thought that thing... - It's okay. 630 01:12:05,496 --> 01:12:08,099 It's all right. You ready to work? 631 01:12:14,304 --> 01:12:17,462 Ready, son? Keep those brains coming. 632 01:12:17,542 --> 01:12:20,731 Chow time! Chow time! 633 01:12:20,811 --> 01:12:22,634 Get 'em while they're cold! 634 01:12:22,714 --> 01:12:25,737 Fresh brains! Nice fresh brains! 635 01:12:25,817 --> 01:12:27,939 Cold fresh brains! 636 01:12:28,019 --> 01:12:31,310 Cold! They're catching up! Big whoppers! 637 01:12:31,837 --> 01:12:35,561 Ah, yes. I've got a lovely bunch of brains. 638 01:12:35,641 --> 01:12:37,982 Brains! Give me some more, son. 639 01:12:38,062 --> 01:12:41,042 Shoot 'em to me! Brains! Yeah! 640 01:12:41,682 --> 01:12:43,989 - Cold fresh brains! - Brains! 641 01:12:44,069 --> 01:12:47,026 Get 'em while they're fresh! Eat up! Eat up! 642 01:12:47,106 --> 01:12:51,838 Nice cold brains! Chow time! Cold fresh brains! 643 01:13:26,243 --> 01:13:27,766 Come on. 644 01:13:27,846 --> 01:13:29,656 Come on. 645 01:13:35,019 --> 01:13:36,347 Yeah. 646 01:14:24,618 --> 01:14:26,680 Is that it? 647 01:14:39,784 --> 01:14:41,439 Okay. 648 01:16:19,717 --> 01:16:21,295 Jesse! 649 01:16:30,094 --> 01:16:31,938 Come on! 650 01:16:36,834 --> 01:16:38,689 Come on! 651 01:17:07,031 --> 01:17:09,278 - What is it? What's the matter? - The walkie-talkie. 652 01:17:09,358 --> 01:17:13,510 - Oh, great. What are we gonna do now? - The doc, he'll know what to do. 653 01:17:24,548 --> 01:17:26,138 Well... 654 01:17:27,318 --> 01:17:29,930 ...how do you do? 655 01:17:33,825 --> 01:17:35,369 Oh. 656 01:18:09,359 --> 01:18:13,631 I know that look. I get it from my mom when she wants me to volunteer for dishes. 657 01:18:13,711 --> 01:18:15,420 The keys are in the ignition. 658 01:18:15,500 --> 01:18:17,845 You can't send him out there. 659 01:18:41,025 --> 01:18:44,637 Okay, you gotta get it started. Turn the key in the ignition. 660 01:19:02,647 --> 01:19:04,462 Doc Mandel here. 661 01:19:06,884 --> 01:19:09,909 - Who's this? - Brains! 662 01:19:10,589 --> 01:19:12,601 Brains! 663 01:19:16,626 --> 01:19:18,650 Let the clutch out slowly. 664 01:19:19,230 --> 01:19:21,800 Clutch, shift, clutch. 665 01:19:22,500 --> 01:19:24,756 - Got it? - Got it. 666 01:19:25,436 --> 01:19:27,280 Here we go. 667 01:19:31,708 --> 01:19:33,711 We're moving! We're moving! 668 01:19:33,791 --> 01:19:35,562 All right! 669 01:19:48,125 --> 01:19:51,004 Holy horse puckey! 670 01:20:07,811 --> 01:20:09,501 Brains! 671 01:20:19,256 --> 01:20:22,845 You told, you told. Now you die like me. 672 01:20:55,625 --> 01:21:00,035 That's why you're dead, ass wipe. No brains and a big mouth. 673 01:21:13,410 --> 01:21:15,495 Oh, hurry, Jesse! Hurry! 674 01:21:52,782 --> 01:21:54,594 I did remember you. 675 01:23:04,070 --> 01:23:06,515 Excuse me. Your fly is open. 676 01:23:08,541 --> 01:23:11,016 - Hi. Good-bye. - Hey, jerk-off! 677 01:24:01,627 --> 01:24:03,439 Hmm. 678 01:24:05,998 --> 01:24:07,703 Must have been a fuse. 679 01:24:15,909 --> 01:24:18,465 Move that up front, everybody. 680 01:24:18,545 --> 01:24:21,035 Get a case of body bags down here. 681 01:24:22,015 --> 01:24:24,840 - Let's go. - I want a truck over in this area. 682 01:24:26,220 --> 01:24:28,499 You men, check behind the building. 683 01:24:34,793 --> 01:24:38,085 - You did good, kid. You did all right. - Thanks. 684 01:24:38,165 --> 01:24:41,188 You're still a little shit, but I love you. 685 01:24:42,168 --> 01:24:44,858 - The feeling's mutual. - I'm starved. 686 01:24:44,938 --> 01:24:48,429 How about a bite to eat? I mean... well, you know what I mean. 687 01:24:49,309 --> 01:24:53,334 Maybe we could have a little glass of something, a little libation. 688 01:24:54,014 --> 01:24:56,103 Tell me, my son, have you ever had a Shirley Temple? 689 01:24:56,183 --> 01:24:57,905 - No. - A horse's neck? 690 01:24:57,985 --> 01:25:00,874 - No. - A purple knee-high? 691 01:25:00,954 --> 01:25:02,042 No. 692 01:25:02,122 --> 01:25:05,745 Well, tell me this. Have you ever seen a grown man drunk? 693 01:25:05,825 --> 01:25:07,369 Yes. 694 01:25:08,194 --> 01:25:11,821 Oh, come on, guy. Back off with that thing. 695 01:25:12,131 --> 01:25:13,954 I got gas. 696 01:25:14,034 --> 01:25:16,793 Aw, don't hit a girl when she's down! 697 01:25:26,547 --> 01:25:29,369 Okay. No more brains. You win. 698 01:25:29,449 --> 01:25:31,289 For now! 50673

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