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[ toilet flushes ]
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[ yawns ]
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[ kettle whistling ]
good morning, mate.
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Don't get up.
I can take care of meself.
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[ groans ]
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Good morning, jack.
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[ whistling stops ]
did you sleep well?
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Oh, no. Not really.
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I didn't get my head down till,
oh, it had to be 9:45.
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Steve, come on.
Get up, son.
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Oh, jim. You ought
to go see your mother.
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[ groans ]
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Yeah, that's not
a bad idea, steve.
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Billy's kind of lonely
in that hospital.
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Why don't you
go visit him?
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Why don't you two
go visit them?
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Yeah.
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Oh, steve,
don't be rude, huh?
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Jack's on vacation here.
Jack: [ chuckles ]
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I got to go
and put me hand in the sand
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At that asian theater.
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Uh, it's, uh, cement.
Chinese.
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I don't know about that.
You ever been there?
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I-I read a book once.
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Yeah,
that'd be the only once, too.
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Jim: G'day, mum.
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[ moaning ]
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Oh, hey, mrs. Jefferies.
I'm sorry.
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I didn't realize
billy was sleeping.
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I'll just go down to the
cafeteria and come back later.
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No. I'm awake.
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I'm surprised you can be
bothered to come and visit me.
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[ moans ]
it's no problem, mum.
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Hold on.
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[ panting ]
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I need some privacy
to talk with my son alone.
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You got to get me out of here.
She's driving me crazy.
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Oh, you need to be
in here.
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You have water
on your lungs.
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Hey, steve.
What?
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I moved my fingers
today.
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Cool. Let me see.
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[ laughing ] holy shit.
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I know, dude.
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Billy looks bad.
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I hope
he's gonna be all right.
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Oh, don't worry
about billy.
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He's going to be fine.
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The doctors -- they can't
figure out what's wrong with me.
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Oh, if I'm not dead
in three days,
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It'll be
soon after that.
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Mum,
you're not dying.
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Who are you to say
I'm not dying?
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You're not a doctor.
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Yeah, but a doctor outside
just told me you're not dying.
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You got a blood clot
in your leg.
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You got diabetes,
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So it's taking
a little longer to heal up.
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You're gonna be in here
for a week or something.
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You've gained weight.
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I haven't, actually.
I've lost weight.
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You've got to try
and control your weight.
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Really? You're telling me
to control my weight?
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I was never as big as you
when I was 36.
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So -- you were!
You say this, but you were.
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We have pho--
I can get a photo right now.
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Oh!
You were always big.
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I-I don't know why
you say these things.
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Look, james.
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When you get to
the end of your life,
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You take stock
of everything that's happened.
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I tried to raise you
and your brothers
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As best as I could.
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But in many ways,
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You're still
a huge disappointment to me.
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[ laughing ] god.
This woman is a nightmare.
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She's out of her mind.
[ chuckles ]
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Have you got the number
here at the hospital?
Yes.
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It's just another place
for you to never call me at.
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Come on, mum.
I call you all the time.
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Oh, to complain
about your terrible childhood.
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It was terrible, mum.
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You used to
call me...Face.
[ intercom dings ]
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Well, only because
you called me that first.
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I was 5. I was 5.
You were the adult.
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Anne: Oh, grow up!
Should I?
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Jim: You should have been
the responsible one!
Nurse! My brother's
not breathing!
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Get out of the way.
Out of the way.
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Are you --
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What's wrong
with billy?
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Nothing -- I just hit
the call button
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'cause you looked like
you needed help.
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You okay? You sure?
You sure?
Mm-hmm.
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Thanks.
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No problem...Face.
[ intercom dings ]
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Okay, let's go.
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Oh, stop
seeking attention.
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Mike.
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Mike.
Hey! Jimmy j.!
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Hey, how's it going?
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Hey, I had no idea
you were coming in today.
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Well, I've been calling you for,
like, the last three days.
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Uh-huh. You have?
You have?
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I told him
you've been in meetings.
Right.
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Yeah,
she's done nothing wrong.
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She's very good, this one.
Keep her.
Well, listen.
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I always have time
for my number-one comedian.
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Top three, for sure.
Come on up.
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Hey, I'm steve.
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How can I help?
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Work, mike.
I need work, okay?
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And I need to get out of town
this weekend.
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Who -- who's this guy?
I'm steve.
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You're not gonna pitch
a-a tv show with this
guy, are you?
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[ laughing ] no.
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You said you loved
that idea
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About "planes, trains
& automobiles" as a tv show.
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Dude, it's not a great idea.
What happens?
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They never get
to their destination?
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No, it's different destination
every week.
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Look, I-I just need a gig
right now.
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No, I've been -- I've been
trying to get you parts forever.
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The movie people --
they don't want you
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Ever since
you raped that girl.
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Ever since I made the joke.
I made a joke, mike.
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Whatever. Your name's
associated with rape.
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I'm --
I'm associated with ra--
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So when you think of jim
jefferies, you think of rape?
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Mm-hmm.
Seems unfair
since I've never raped.
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Well...You say "tom-ah-to,"
I say "to-may-to." you know.
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You know, what's weird
is that saying
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Literally applies
when I'm talking to you.
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[ both laugh ]
it does.
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"tom-ah-to."
"tom-ah-to."
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[ both laugh ]
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[ sighs ]
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Good meeting,
jim, sean.
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Steve.
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Mike, mike.
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I don't need a movie.
I don't need a tv show.
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All I need
from you right now
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Is a gig
out of l.A. This weekend.
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Okay, jim, but I don't
know what I can do on
such short notice.
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Why are you bothering me?!
I'm in with jim jefferies.
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Sorry, sir.
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I just wanted to remind you
that bob saget called.
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Oh, great.
Put him through.
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No, no.
Sorry, sir.
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Remember? He's not available
to do that gig this weekend.
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You just saved
your ass, marie.
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Thanks.
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I think
I have something for you.
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Great gig
mike got you.
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Jim: I got to get
a new agent.
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Aah!
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Jim: Aah!
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I hate agents!
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W-why?
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Well, they hardly work,
they take all your money.
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Wow. I didn't know
you hated asians so much.
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Why would I --
who said asians?
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Put this on.
Are you jim jefferies?
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What other white prick
you looking for
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In the desert
in this exact location?
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Sir,
I just need confirmation.
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Yeah. Jim jefferies.
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Right this way,
mr. Jefferies.
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Hi! I'm steve nugent.
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Hi!
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Hey!
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Why are you wearing camouflage
and I'm wearing blue?
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So that the enemy
knows you're a civilian.
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Does the enemy
give a shit?
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Jack:
Hey, look at that.
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Boy, that clark gable
had small feet, didn't he?
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[ both chuckle ]
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Y-you know what they say about
guys with small feet.
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No.
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Hey, would you guys
be interested
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In doing a tour
of hollywood?
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[ chuckles ]
what's that?
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Drive around, check out
all the celebrities' houses.
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Like an
architectural tour?
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Sure.
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I'm so sorry
to be a burden to anyone.
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Okay. Okay.
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Your american hospitals
are very good.
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Well, she's a bitch.
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Hello!
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Mom!
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Hi, honey.
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Look, I brought you
your favorite bear
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To keep you company.
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[ chuckles ]
that's so great.
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Thank you.
Sure.
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I really appreciate you, mom.
I really do.
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I love you.
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Oh, well, I love you, too.
[ chuckles ]
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Mwah!
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Oh, and anne,
I am so sorry
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That your holiday has gotten off
to such a bad start.
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All right, coming up here
on your right
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Is the world-famous
viper room.
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Now, you all know
the viper room
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Because that's where, in 1993,
river phoenix died on Halloween.
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Who?
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Uh, river phoenix.
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Don't know him.
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Well, um, I brought
some chocolates
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For you and billy,
so you can share them.
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No. She can't have that.
She has diabetes.
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No, no, no.
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The doctor said I should
have chocolate every day
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So that my blood sugar
doesn't sink so low
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That I slip into a coma.
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Okay.
Well, here you go. Enjoy.
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So, your brother
hasn't been by to visit yet?
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No. He went with jim
to afghanistan.
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What?
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Anne: I know.
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I'm here dying in hospital,
and who's off on holiday?
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[ retching ]
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[ laughter ]
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Now your vest
looks more camouflaged, sir.
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[ laughter ]
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We're going down!
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We're going down!
Oh, god!
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Aah!
Aah!
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[ laughter ]
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Calm down.
That's supposed to happen.
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We shoot out the flares
when we cross the border
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In case
there's heat-seeking missiles.
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Gonna be all right.
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[ laughter ]
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Lopez: Oh, god.
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[ yelling ]
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We're being fired on!
[ laughter ]
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Why are you laughing?
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Please, calm down, sir.
Calm down.
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We're in a military helicopter
with a bulletproof bottom.
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That man has a handgun.
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We're so high up,
the bullets can't even reach us.
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They just go up
and drift back down.
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Hey! I bet our bullets
could reach him.
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Um...Yeah. They can.
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[ gunfire ]
whoo-hoo!
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[ laughter ]
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Yeah! Run, bitch, run!
I was just saying...
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[ laughs ]
holy shit.
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[ gunfire ]
get some!
Get some, bitch!
251
00:09:23,763 --> 00:09:25,330
On behafor coming out heretary,
I'dand entertaining our troops.
252
00:09:25,332 --> 00:09:26,998
Well, it's my pleasure.
I'm happy to be here.
253
00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:30,201
[ sighs ] it's very upsetting
that mr. Saget couldn't be here.
254
00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:32,170
But we've heard
good things about you.
255
00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:34,673
Now, there are a few rules
here on this base
256
00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:36,541
Which you must obey
at all times.
257
00:09:36,543 --> 00:09:38,009
Rule number one --
258
00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:40,278
Always be mindful
of your surroundings.
259
00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:41,947
Take note
of everything you see.
260
00:09:41,949 --> 00:09:44,115
Listen to everything
anyone asks you to do.
261
00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:47,085
Rule number two --
always, and I mean always,
262
00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,120
Keep your helmet
and your vest either six feet
263
00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:51,022
Or six seconds
away from you.
264
00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:52,724
You must be prepared
to put them on
265
00:09:52,726 --> 00:09:54,526
At any given time
on short notice.
266
00:09:54,528 --> 00:09:57,228
Rule number three --
this is a dry base.
267
00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:59,130
There's no drinking
of alcohol
268
00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:02,033
Or any illicit substances
at any time.
269
00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:05,870
Rule number four --
enjoy yourself.
270
00:10:05,872 --> 00:10:09,541
Lopez will have eyes on you.
That's all.
271
00:10:09,543 --> 00:10:11,977
Seriously?
No booze?
272
00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,884
So, you do
a lot of these?
273
00:10:19,886 --> 00:10:23,488
No. No, no, my parents are
in town, so I had to get away.
274
00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:24,756
[ chuckles ]
275
00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:26,224
Yeah, that's why
I joined the army.
276
00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:29,094
No shit?
Yeah.
277
00:10:29,096 --> 00:10:30,562
But you know,
I really miss them now.
278
00:10:30,564 --> 00:10:31,596
[ chuckles ] why?
279
00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:33,131
[ both laugh ]
280
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,367
I appreciate them a lot more
since I've been here.
281
00:10:37,403 --> 00:10:40,605
I think it would take a
holocaust for me to miss me mum.
282
00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:41,573
[ chuckles ]
283
00:10:41,575 --> 00:10:42,807
Guide: All right.
284
00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,743
So, this is
marina westside hospital,
285
00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:46,745
One of the most famous hospitals
in the world.
286
00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:49,247
This is where frank sinatra
died of a heart attack.
287
00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,483
Jessica simpson gave birth
to her baby here.
288
00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:53,985
And patrick swayze died here
of pancreatic cancer.
289
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,121
Never heard of 'em.
290
00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:58,923
We got a lot of family
in there now.
291
00:10:58,925 --> 00:11:01,493
Maybe we should go in
and see them.
292
00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:04,496
Woman: Here.
Here, here, here.
293
00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:05,797
I have movie for you.
294
00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:08,767
"tank dad 3,"
"red moon over odessa."
295
00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:10,301
[ laughs ]
even in afghanistan -- see?
296
00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:12,270
You shouldn't have
tried to rape that girl.
297
00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:13,938
You raped a girl?
I didn't rape any--
298
00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:15,373
You rape--
well, was she insolent?
299
00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:18,677
No, she --
steve: Wait.
You didn't p-- uh.
300
00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:20,612
You took him
to a water park?!
301
00:11:20,614 --> 00:11:21,946
Yeah.
302
00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:23,815
Well, jim really --
303
00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,350
Look, mom.
I begged to do it.
304
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,118
You know, I was just trying
to have some fun.
305
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,387
I know, sweetheart.
306
00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:31,389
You and that jim
are gonna kill billy
307
00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:33,291
With all this living stuff
that you want him to do.
308
00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:35,360
Do you know where
those two idiots are right now?
309
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:36,461
In afghanistan!
310
00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:37,495
[ sighs ]
311
00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:39,197
Steve: Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
312
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,299
Yeah! Yeah!
313
00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:43,702
[ both laughing ]
314
00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:45,570
Whoa!
315
00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:51,376
[ laughs ]
316
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:54,045
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[ indistinct shouting ]
317
00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:59,250
Fire in the hole!
318
00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,586
[ laughs ] yeah!
319
00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:03,888
Suck it! No!
Hanging!
320
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:04,923
Whoo!
321
00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:06,491
Get it, jim! Get it!
322
00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:09,394
[ laughing ]
uh...
323
00:12:13,699 --> 00:12:14,733
Yeah!
324
00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:17,335
Yeah!
325
00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:19,838
[ laughs ]
326
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,072
Whoo!
327
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,674
Did you see that shit?!
328
00:12:22,676 --> 00:12:25,343
Oh! Look at that!
I tore it to shit, man!
329
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:27,345
I know!
330
00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:28,613
Where's the tank?
331
00:12:29,782 --> 00:12:31,416
Well, thanks, man.
332
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,384
This is
just what I needed --
333
00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:36,020
Getting away
from the family, you know?
334
00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:37,856
God, I haven't felt this good
in a long time.
335
00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:40,024
You know why you feel good,
right?
No.
336
00:12:40,026 --> 00:12:41,860
You haven't had a drink
for three days.
337
00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,361
Maybe this
is what I needed.
338
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:45,196
Maybe
I should join the army.
Really?
339
00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:47,232
People always talk about
post-traumatic stress disorder,
340
00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:49,134
But soldiers only get that
when they come back.
341
00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:50,235
It's "post."
342
00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:51,903
You know,
I go back there,
343
00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:54,272
I start dealing with billy
and my parents and georgia
344
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,640
And emily and all that.
345
00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:57,408
That is current-traumatic
stress disorder.
346
00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,544
I don't know
how you do it.
347
00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:00,912
[ sighs ]
348
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:02,714
My mother's only been over
for a couple of days,
349
00:13:02,716 --> 00:13:04,582
And I had to skip town.
350
00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,918
She's a piece of work,
huh?
351
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,888
I've been telling you this
for years.
352
00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:12,090
[ sighs ]
353
00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:15,760
I can't get
far enough away.
354
00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:19,697
Well, it's just you and me now,
billy.
355
00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:23,301
No one looks to be
visiting us today.
356
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:28,406
I think jim would be happy
if I would die.
357
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:29,908
I'd be happy.
358
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,609
I'm sorry, billy.
359
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,645
I can't talk anymore.
360
00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:35,747
I need to have a nap.
361
00:13:35,749 --> 00:13:37,582
She'd be happy
if I died out here,
362
00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:41,119
Give her something
to be a martyr about.
363
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:42,587
[ moaning ]
364
00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:44,355
[ chuckles ]
365
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:48,960
[ as anne ] oh, a parent should
never outlive their child.
366
00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:51,296
[ both laugh ]
367
00:13:57,603 --> 00:13:59,470
Reveille, reveille! Drop your
we got a big day ahead of us.
368
00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:01,606
I'll see you at the mess hall
in 30 minutes.
369
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:03,775
Bloody hell.
Yes, sir.
370
00:14:03,777 --> 00:14:06,311
Are you coming?
371
00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:08,847
All right.
Let's do it.
372
00:14:19,124 --> 00:14:21,459
We're now flying off--
jim, would you mind
putting your helmet on?
373
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,728
We're now flying off
for camp bastion.
374
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:26,798
This journey will take
approximately three hours.
375
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:29,000
We do have ear plugs
if you need them.
376
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,436
Enjoy your flight.
377
00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:37,075
[ chuckles ]
378
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:39,477
It's kind of weird.
I'm not afraid here.
379
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,980
You're not?
No.
380
00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:44,649
Hey, you guys
said you're from california?
Sorry?
381
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:47,485
You guys said
you're from california?
Yeah, venice.
382
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,988
Great.
I grew up on 6th and broadway.
383
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:52,423
Hey! That's wild.
That's right around the corner.
384
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:54,225
Jim:
We're right there.
385
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,761
Could you guys do me
a huge favor?
Yeah, sure. Anything.
386
00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:59,497
Well, I'm headed up
to helmand province after this
387
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:00,832
With the special-op guys.
388
00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:02,934
It's pretty heavy
up there,
389
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:05,670
And...Well,
I got a bad feeling.
390
00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:09,741
So, would you mind
taking this to my mother?
391
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,175
Why don't you
just mail it?
392
00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:13,244
I just want to make sure
she got it.
393
00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:18,950
Yeah, sure, but I think things
are gonna be okay.
394
00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:24,022
I'm feeling better.
I think I'm ready to go home.
395
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:26,724
Oh. Well, the doctor said
in a couple of days or so.
396
00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:28,526
[ groans ]
a couple of days?!
397
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:31,296
Yes, he said you are heading
in the right direction,
398
00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:32,931
But just be patient.
399
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:36,534
And anne, the doctor said
it's all right for you to go.
400
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:40,038
[ chuckles ] what? That quack?
No, he doesn't know.
401
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,273
I tried to tell him
about all of my other ailments,
402
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,708
But, oh, no,
he wouldn't listen.
403
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:46,878
Well, how nice, though?
You'll get to see jim.
404
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:51,883
Oh, so he's called you, has he?
Didn't bother to call me.
405
00:15:51,885 --> 00:15:54,919
Anne, aren't you glad
that you're gonna see your son?
406
00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:56,554
I guess.
407
00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:59,390
He'll probably run the other way
when he sees me again.
408
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:03,895
You know, you are very lucky
to have billy.
409
00:16:03,897 --> 00:16:05,430
I know he can't move,
410
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:08,232
But at least you know
where he is at all times.
411
00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:10,401
I'm sorry, lucky?
412
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:11,269
Lucky?!
413
00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:12,770
♪ I'm not invisible
414
00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:14,339
♪ why you can't see
415
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:19,143
♪ that I'm not gonna give up
and run? ♪
416
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:22,914
Seems to me being a soldier's
a pretty sweet job.
417
00:16:22,916 --> 00:16:24,449
I mean, what,
you work for a couple years,
418
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:25,783
You go straight
into your pension.
419
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:28,786
Not many of you guys
see combat, right?
420
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:33,491
So, by comparison,
it's actually a pretty safe job.
421
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:34,759
Compared to what?
422
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:37,929
Well, like ice-road trucker
or...
423
00:16:37,931 --> 00:16:39,464
Crab fisherman.
424
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:42,033
Yeah, I guess.
425
00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:45,770
[ gunshots, clanging ]
426
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:48,106
♪ I'm running out of time
427
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:50,441
♪ and I'm slipping
through the cracks ♪
428
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:54,946
♪ and if I looked you
in the eyes, you won ♪
429
00:16:54,948 --> 00:16:58,016
♪ 'cause I'm blinded
by the sun ♪
430
00:17:02,621 --> 00:17:04,322
♪ I'm blinded by --
431
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,290
God damn, mate. We're not
all in the bloody army.
432
00:17:06,292 --> 00:17:07,825
Get the hell out!
433
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:09,293
Come on! Go!
[ gunfire, explosions ]
434
00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:11,162
Get out! Get out!
Move, move, move, move!
435
00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:12,630
Get the hell out!
436
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:14,999
[ indistinct shouting ]
437
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:17,235
Get the hell
out of the bird!
438
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:18,469
Leave the bag!
439
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,171
You think
this is lucky?!
440
00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:21,639
You know what, anne?
441
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:23,975
Maybe you shouldn't be
so hard on jim.
442
00:17:23,977 --> 00:17:26,310
What?
Excuse me?
443
00:17:26,312 --> 00:17:27,678
Yeah, you can't keep
putting your children down.
444
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,380
Who are you?
445
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,649
These boys -- I don't agree
with everything that they do,
446
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:32,683
But they are good boys.
447
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:35,486
And jim
is very good to billy.
448
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:38,823
You're defending him?!
449
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:42,360
He abandoned me!
He is terrible to me!
450
00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:45,863
I had jim in high school,
and he really cares about you,
451
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,765
But you
just can't see it.
452
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,701
[ explosions, gunfire ]
god! Oh, my god!
453
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:54,705
Jim, jim! Jim, jim!
Leave it! Leave the bag!
454
00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:56,441
Get over here!
455
00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:00,344
Aah! Oh, my god!
Aah!
456
00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:03,614
Oh, god, help me! I don't want
to be in the army anymore!
457
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:04,982
No shit!
458
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,354
Who are you calling?
Calling my mum.
459
00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:12,090
Out of all the people
in the world...
460
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,592
Can you believe
these...Guys?
[ explosion ]
unbelievable.
461
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,562
[ cellphone rings ]
oh!
462
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:19,464
[ gunfire, explosions ]
hello?
463
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:22,133
Hey, mum! Hey, it's jim!
464
00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:24,268
Oh, hello.
465
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,937
I got something
I want to tell you.
466
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,405
What?
467
00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:29,040
That you've poisoned everyone
against me?
468
00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:30,541
Well, I've already
figured that out.
469
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,710
Please, listen to me!
470
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:35,046
Oh! Stop yelling at me!
471
00:18:35,048 --> 00:18:38,149
I can hardly hear you with
all that banging noise.
472
00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:39,550
Let me see that.
473
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:41,652
Hello? What's going on?
474
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,888
Mom! Mom! Mom!
I'm sorry!
475
00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:46,057
I'm sorry for all the times
I let you down!
476
00:18:46,059 --> 00:18:48,593
What is going on,
and what is all that noise?
477
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:49,794
We're being bombed on!
478
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,462
Oh, shit.
[ gasps ]
479
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,731
That is terrible.
480
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:57,735
Oh, no parent
should outlive their child.
481
00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:01,906
Mum, look,
I just got to tell you...
482
00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:04,342
I know you were hard on me
as a kid.
483
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:05,776
I know you were hard on me,
but I deserved it.
484
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:07,645
You had to do
all the parenting.
485
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,081
I know that dad did nothing
but sit on the roof
486
00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:12,083
And I was a little...Face.
[ explosion ]
487
00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:15,786
And I know you did
your best, but...Mum...
488
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:17,088
[ explosion ]
489
00:19:17,090 --> 00:19:19,090
...I want you
to know --
490
00:19:19,092 --> 00:19:21,325
[ gunfire stops ]
all clear.
491
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:24,128
Okay. We're clear
to get back in the chopper.
492
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:25,196
Man: Move out!
493
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:26,931
I, uh --
494
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:30,201
I want you to know
that, uh...
495
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:35,306
We're back on Tuesday,
so...You know,
496
00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:37,942
We can hang out --
hang out then.
497
00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:40,811
[ sighs ]
498
00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:42,146
Oh, god.
499
00:19:42,148 --> 00:19:45,449
See?
They really are good boys.
500
00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:47,785
I know that.
501
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:50,288
Did you enjoy that?
No.
502
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:52,623
You know, sometimes
you don't appreciate a situation
503
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,025
Till you live through it.
504
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:56,627
Steve: Hey, I got --
I got a pricker in my hand.
505
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:59,297
[ butch walker's "I've been
waiting for this" plays ]
506
00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:00,431
[ gunfire ][ grunts ]
507
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:09,574
Hey, guys. Welcome back.
So, how was africa?
508
00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:12,143
Fine.
Hey, good to see you
out of hospital bed.
509
00:20:12,145 --> 00:20:14,078
Hey,
can you turn this off?
510
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:16,214
We've had enough gunfire
to last us a lifetime.
511
00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:20,151
Holy shit.
512
00:20:20,153 --> 00:20:21,819
You're playing
video games.
513
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,187
Like a machine.
514
00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:24,989
[ chuckles ] yeah.
515
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:27,325
[ laughing ]
holy shit!
516
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:28,659
[ gunfire ]
517
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:29,927
Can't this just wait?
518
00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:32,530
No. We promised.
Let's get rid of this.
519
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:33,998
[ knock on door ]
520
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,733
Mrs. Lopez?
521
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,535
Hi, my name's jim.
This is steve.
Hi.
522
00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:40,504
We were in afghanistan
with your son, lieutenant lopez,
523
00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:42,573
And he wanted us
to give you this.
524
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:45,509
Oh, my god.
525
00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:49,914
Is -- I-I-is he okay?
526
00:20:51,683 --> 00:20:53,017
Oh! Yes. He's okay.
527
00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:54,518
He gave this to us yesterday
to give to you.
528
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,454
He's fine.
Yeah, he's good.
529
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:57,788
[ laughs ]
530
00:20:57,790 --> 00:21:00,858
You're a good man.
Thank you so much.
531
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:04,028
Would you
like to come in?
532
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:06,364
No, we can't. We have to go
see our own mums.
533
00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:08,866
Aww, you're good boys.
534
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,401
Good night, ma'am.
535
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:13,304
♪ and I live while I cry
536
00:21:13,306 --> 00:21:16,307
♪ I've been waiting
for this, oh ♪
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