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I don't know
what you're so worried about.
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It's just a va--
vacation.
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Never just a vacation
with my parents.
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So we're finally gonna
meet gunta.
[ knock on door ]
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You can't say it in front
of her, billy. You promised.
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Come on.
It can't be that bad.
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You have no idea.
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[ laughing ]
hey, mate! How are you?
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Hey, dad.
Good to see you.
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Hey.
You must be billy.
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No. I'm steve.
Ah. Steve.
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This is --
this is billy over here.
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Hey, billy!
How are you, mate?
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Hi.
And I'm walter.
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Oh.
Hi, walter.
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Welcome to america.
How are you?
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Thanks, mate.
Where's mum?
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Oh, she's coming up the --
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You told me there weren't gonna
be any stairs!
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I told you to go
around the back.
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There's no stairs
around the back!
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Go around the back!
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I'm already
two steps up!
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Hey, mum.
Can I help you there?
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It's too late
for that now!
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Don't worry.
[ breathing heavily ]
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I'll make it.
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That's my mum.
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[ sighs ]
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Oh.
Hello, everyone.
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Hi, mrs. Jefferies.
Hi, mrs. Jefferies.
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So...This is how you live.
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Obviously you won't be staying
in here, mum.
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I've set my room up
for you and dad.
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I won't need to be staying
in your vile sex den.
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I can't stay long.
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I have
deep vein thrombosis.
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I got it on the flight,
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So I'll need to be rushed off
to hospital before I die.
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Mum, you're not dying.
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Deep vein thrombosis?
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Oh, she gets it
all the time.
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Is this
some type of cheese?
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[ sirens wailing in distance ]
what's going on?
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I have already told you!
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Do you not listen, boy?
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I have got
deep vein thrombosis!
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Sorry, mum.
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What is deep vein thrombosis?
[ siren stop ]
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The blood clot
she gets in the leg
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From sitting around
doing nothing all the time.
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You get that, billy?
[ knock on door ]
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Um, I don't know.
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Hi.
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Hello.
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Jim:
Uh, guys? Um...
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Yoo-hoo!
Yoo-hoo!
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No, no.
Over here.
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Yoo-hoo.
Over here.
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[ laughs ]
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Whoo!
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[ velcro opening ]
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[ sighs ]
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[ weakly ]
jack, call the boys.
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Mum, we'll meet you
at the hospital, okay?
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Bye-bye, darling.
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Oh.
I'm sorry, jack.
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I hope this doesn't ruin
your vacation.
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Ruin?
My vacation has just begun.
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[ siren wailing ]
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Wow.
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Jesus.
Is your mom gonna be okay?
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Yeah.
I don't know.
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She's always sick, but...
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I never remember her having
deep vein thrombosis.
Yeah, you do.
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She had it when we went
on that royal caribbean cruise.
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She was in the infirmary
for four days.
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I won that sexiest-man t-shirt
down by the pool.
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You won
a sexiest-man competition
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While your wife
was in the hospital?
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No.
I actually came fourth.
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Hey, jack, your wife --
this happen all the time?
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Yeah, kind of.
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Well, we'd better
go visit her.
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We don't need to do that.
Life's for living.
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Dad.
She's still living.
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If we don't visit her,
there'll be hell to pay.
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She'll be fine.
Let's go have some fun.
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And what about the beach
down here?
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Full of bikini chicks!
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I saw them
as I was driving by.
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Dad!
What?
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You want to look at girls
in bikinis
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While your wife's
in the hospital?
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Yeah.
Why not?
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Hey.
We can go to six flags!
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Oh, no.
God. Not six flags.
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I can't go
on the roller coasters.
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Because of that,
I can't go on roller coasters.
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Oh, god, this again.
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Go on a roller coaster.
Who's stopping you?
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You're stopping me, billy.
I'm not stopping you
from doing anything.
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Walter: All right, all right.
Stop, the both of you.
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Stop it.
We're not going to six flags.
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I hate those roller coasters
myself.
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Hm.
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We could go
to the water park.
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Okay. I really think
we should visit mum.
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There's girls in bikinis
at the water park.
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The water park sounds good.
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All right!
I'm going to get my suit!
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[ sighs ]
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Dad.
All right. Look.
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Now, I know
what you're gonna say --
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Let's go visit your mother
first,
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And then we'll go
to the water park.
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We're gonna
go visit mum first.
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Mm-hmm.
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All right.
I'll go get my swimsuit.
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[ chuckles ]
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Ah! Good to meet you, jack.
You too, walter.
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You didn't want to go
to that water park, did you?
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No, but you got to keep
the young fellas happy.
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Listen, I found this rag,
and it's got a coupon in it --
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Do you happen to know
the address of this place?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I-I know where that place is.
Yeah.
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Jim:
Hello, mum.
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[ sighs ]
oh, hello, love.
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So, you came.
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Yeah.
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Hello, everyone.
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Oh, look at that view!
Gee!
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You didn't have that
on the ship's hospital, did you?
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You can see everything there,
can't you?
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[ sighs ]
I hadn't noticed.
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The nurses here seem very...
Unfocused.
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Oh, jack.
Did you ring the boys?
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I still haven't learned
how to work
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This bloody thing
you gave me.
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It's too complicated
for me.
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[ woman groans ]
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Wow.
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Oh. [ chuckles ]
don't worry about her.
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She's just an attention seeker.
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Stop seeking attention!
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[ sighs, moans ]
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Well, you're in good hands here,
mum.
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This hospital --
one of the best in the world.
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I've died here twice.
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Yeah.
And he had a black baby here.
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You all look very dressed up.
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Yeah.
We're going to the water park.
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Oh!
That sounds like a lot of fun.
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Jack: Steve.
[ moans ]
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I would have loved to have gone
to a water park.
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Now, come on, mum.
You know that's not true, right?
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Even when we were young
and we went to water parks,
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You never went
on the slides.
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Yes, I did.
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Jack:
[ laughing ] no, you didn't.
Come on.
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If you boys have just come here
to make fun of me,
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You shouldn't have come at all.
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[ woman groans ]
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Oh, give it up!
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She can hear, you know.
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Just acts like she can't.
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[ moans ]
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[ indistinct talking on p.A. ]
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Okay!
That was a great visit.
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Yeah, it was.
All right.
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We're gonna come back every day
to see you, mum.
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What, is that it, then?
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Jim:
Well, yeah. It's...
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So that's as long
as you're going to visit me for?
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How...How long
were we meant to visit?
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Longer than that.
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[ monitor beeping ]
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All right, then.
Okay.
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[ woman groans ]
oh, be quiet!
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I've got visitors!
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Mum, she seems
pretty sick.
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How's your sex addiction?
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Do you find that sexual?
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No.
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Hello, mrs. Jefferies.
Mm!
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Time for your medication.
Hello.
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Ooh!
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Ooh, that's a lot of pills,
isn't it?
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If I take all of those,
I'll rattle.
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[ laughs ]
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The doctor's on the floor now.
He's here to talk to you.
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Doctor?
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Or he could come back
after your visit.
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No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
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My mother's health is of a
paramount importance right now.
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Isn't it, mum?
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[ moans ]
we've got to
get her better.
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Get that doctor in
right now.
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Right now.
All right.
We got to get going.
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Mum.
Get better, mum!
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Walk. Let's go.
But...
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Walk, dad, walk.
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Steve and jim:
[ chanting ] water park!
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Water park!
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Water park!
Will you two shut up?
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You sound like bloody idiots!
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[ whispering ]
water park. Water park.
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Oh, this is gonna suck.
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Oh, come on, billy.
You'll have a great time.
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You can go in the pool.
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Great. It'll be
just like physical therapy.
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Oh, come on, billy.
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There's no girls in bikinis
at physical therapy.
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I guess.
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Hey, uh, jack,
for further notice --
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The place you were interested in
is just up here,
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Bang a right,
a little bit down the road.
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Hey, jim.
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Turn right here.
Why?
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Just do as your father
tells you.
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Right here.
Okay. Stop, stop.
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Billy:
Why? What's happening?
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Steve:
Oh, I know this place.
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You boys wait here
for 30 minutes.
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Dad,
it's a rub-and-tug parlor.
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I'm not gonna sit
out front here
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While you go into
a rub-and-tug parlor.
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Why?
Um, I don't know.
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Because we're going
to the water park --
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And you're still married
to my mum!
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Listen, son.
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After what I hear you say
on that stage,
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You can't let your dad
go in here and see a hooker?
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You've got a lot of growing up
to do, mate.
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Dad, you're not going in there.
We're going to the water park.
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Steve:
Dad, you promised.
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Oh, stevie boy. Look.
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We are going
to the water park, son.
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Just give us 30 minutes.
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Is anyone coming or not?
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No.
No.
Yes.
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I got a coupon.
No!
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Suit yourself.
Oh, well.
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All right.
I'll come.
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There you go, mate.
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Yeah. Suit yourself.
Over here.
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I can't belive this.
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Tell me about it.
250
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Water park closes
in six hours.
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No. No.
252
00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:53,732
Our dads are in there
being jerked off right now.
253
00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:55,500
I'm trying not to think
about it.
254
00:08:55,502 --> 00:08:56,668
It's disturbing.
255
00:08:56,670 --> 00:08:58,937
[ exhales deeply ]
256
00:09:01,007 --> 00:09:02,841
What should we do?
257
00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:05,610
I'm just gonna sit here.
258
00:09:18,190 --> 00:09:19,424
Hey.
Everything all right?
259
00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:20,926
Yeah.
We'll talk about this later.
260
00:09:20,928 --> 00:09:23,762
You two want massages
as well?
261
00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:26,498
Yes, but something fast.
We have a lot to do today.
262
00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:28,166
Well, you very,
very lucky.
263
00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:32,137
I still have
two best girl left.
264
00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,341
Billy:
[ laughs ]
265
00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:39,578
You snooze, you lose.
266
00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:40,512
Fine.
267
00:09:40,514 --> 00:09:41,713
Go.
Go, go, go.
268
00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:44,282
[ down-tempo flute music
playing ]
269
00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,621
Hey, jimmy.
270
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,127
[ exhales deeply ]
271
00:09:57,229 --> 00:09:59,064
Oh, that feels good.
[ chuckles ]
272
00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:01,600
Oh, you feel very greasy.
273
00:10:01,602 --> 00:10:04,936
Y-yeah.
I just put sunblock on.
274
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:07,439
You seem very tense.
275
00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:08,773
You no like me?
276
00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,709
No.
You seem very nice.
277
00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:12,644
Then why so tense?
278
00:10:12,646 --> 00:10:14,546
Just relax into it, jim!
279
00:10:14,548 --> 00:10:16,314
Oh, my god.
Shut up.
280
00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:17,816
You like music?
281
00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:19,918
Yeah.
W-who doesn't like --
282
00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:22,220
Of course. Yes.
I-I like music.
283
00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:24,255
What kind of music
you like?
284
00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:27,759
I don't know.
I like all types of music.
285
00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:32,631
♪ baby cried the day
the circus came to town ♪
286
00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:38,403
♪ 'cause she didn't want
the parade to pass her by ♪
287
00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:40,472
♪ so she painted on
a smile ♪
[ chuckles ] oh, yeah.
288
00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:43,074
♪ and took off
with a clown ♪
289
00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:47,946
♪ and she danced without a net
on the wire ♪
290
00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:50,081
My god.
♪ I know a lot about her
291
00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,651
♪ ...About her, you see
♪ 'cause, you see
292
00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:58,923
♪ baby is awful lot
like me ♪
293
00:10:58,925 --> 00:11:03,128
Together:
♪ don't cry out loud
294
00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:05,664
♪ just keep it inside
295
00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:07,632
Oh, my god.
296
00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:10,802
♪ learn how to hide
your feelings ♪
297
00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:14,472
♪ fly high and proud
298
00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:16,775
Would you guys shut up?!
♪ and if you should fall
299
00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:18,209
♪ if you should fall
300
00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:23,848
♪ remember, you almost
had it all ♪
301
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,517
Would you shut up?!
302
00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:28,353
Oh, they never improved on
melissa manchester.
303
00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,155
That's for sure.
Jack: Bullshit!
304
00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:32,357
That was peter allen --
"the boy from oz"!
305
00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,693
Shut up! All of you!
Just shut up!
306
00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:36,327
Oh, come on, you guys.
307
00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:38,496
If you keep it up, you're not
going to the water park.
308
00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:39,831
Ah!
309
00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:41,332
You boys go
to water park?
310
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,301
Not if they don't behave
themselves.
311
00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:45,336
Everyone just behave, please.
I really want to go.
312
00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:47,505
Oh, yeah.
313
00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,174
You likey turn over now?
314
00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:50,341
Yeah.
315
00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:51,142
You betcha.
316
00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:52,043
Yeah, I guess.
317
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,178
Sure.
318
00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:54,979
Oh, yeah.
More than you know.
319
00:11:54,981 --> 00:11:57,382
Somebody help me
turn him over!
320
00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,217
Oh!
[ laughs ]
321
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,052
Surprise, huh?
322
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,887
You look ready.
323
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:05,356
Thanks for the blue pill,
jack.
324
00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:06,858
Jack: [ straining ]
my pleasure, walter!
325
00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:07,926
Oh, god.
326
00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:10,528
Thin walls, huh?
[ jack moaning ]
327
00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:13,698
Oh!
You very happy boy.
328
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:14,899
Yes, I am.
329
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:17,268
That's my boy.
330
00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:18,903
Yeah, that's kind of
what happens.
331
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,371
You just got to
really work it.
332
00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:21,573
Steve.
333
00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:23,541
There you go.
Yeah.
334
00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:25,043
Yeah.
That's my other boy.
335
00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:27,445
Jack:
[ laughing ]
336
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,584
You still no like me.
337
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:34,352
No.
338
00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:35,920
No.
It's just, the, um...
339
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,256
Billy:
[ groaning ]
340
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,258
...Situation.
341
00:12:41,293 --> 00:12:43,361
You want to put your hand
on titty?
342
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,833
Sure.
343
00:12:49,902 --> 00:12:52,537
Steve:
That -- yeah. That's good.
344
00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:54,973
Billy:
[ groans ]
345
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:57,742
You have sad eyes.
346
00:12:57,744 --> 00:13:00,945
Why your eyes so sad?
347
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:02,981
[ groans ]
faster!
348
00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:04,582
[ breathing heavily ]
349
00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,951
Walter:
[ groaning, shouting ]
350
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,319
You can switch hands
if you have to.
351
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,255
[ shouting indistinctly ]
352
00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:13,925
Don't you worry.
I make this happen.
353
00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:16,127
[ groaning ]
354
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,963
[ groans ]
oh! Help!
355
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,965
I went longer!
[ laughs ]
356
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:23,101
All right.
All right. That's it.
357
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:23,935
No, no.
No.
358
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:26,404
[ breathing heavily ]
359
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:27,972
Oh, jesus.
360
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,641
Oh!
Okay. Okay. Okay.
361
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,409
Please.
362
00:13:32,344 --> 00:13:34,479
I'd be really worried
if you could.
363
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,347
[ bird cawing ]
364
00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:38,983
What are they still doing
in there?
365
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,819
They're waiting
for their erections to go down.
366
00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:43,154
We have like five hours and 15
minutes of water-park time left.
367
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,856
It's gonna take us an hour
to drive out there.
368
00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:46,424
We got to wait in line
to get tickets.
369
00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,526
We're only gonna have
four hours -- four hours!
370
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:50,528
Come on. We can get in here,
all four of us.
371
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,630
They're bringing the hookers.
Who brings the hookers?
372
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,799
What are you doing?
373
00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:56,267
Yeah.
What are you doing?
374
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:57,969
Oh, be polite, billy.
We have visitors.
375
00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:59,504
Why did they bring
the hookers?
376
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,472
We no hookers.
We masseuse.
377
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:03,308
Yeah, the girls live
out by the water park,
378
00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:05,009
So we're just giving them
a ride home.
379
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,010
That's all.
380
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,946
That's gonna
cut into our time.
381
00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:09,981
You'd better not be paying
for them.
382
00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:11,349
Of course we're paying
for them.
383
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,684
Are you kidding me?
384
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,118
Oh, just get going.
385
00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:19,057
Steve:
Billy, knock it off!
386
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,124
Billy:
Stop. You're being like mom.
387
00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:21,392
Just stop.
Let me put it on.
388
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:22,794
Don't try to dress me.
I'm not a kid.
389
00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:23,828
You're wearing the hat.
Would you stop?
390
00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,296
I hate the hat.
Yeah.
391
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:26,998
Well, I'm not gonna
follow you around all day
392
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,400
Putting sunblock on you,
'cause today I'm sliding man.
393
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,636
Did you just say
"sliding man"?
394
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:32,670
Don't say that.
395
00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:34,706
Oh, yeah, billy.
I'm sliding man.
396
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,007
Jim:
Steve, that's not a thing.
397
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:37,408
Shut up, jim.
398
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:39,944
I've been waiting my whole life
for this shit.
399
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,181
♪ are you ready?
400
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:45,917
♪ let's wind it up
and let it go ♪
401
00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:47,685
♪ whoa, oh, oh, oh
402
00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:50,188
♪ are you ready?
403
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:53,224
♪ light it up and watch it go
404
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,059
♪ whoa, oh, oh, oh
405
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:58,830
[ laughter,
indistinct shouting ]
406
00:14:58,832 --> 00:15:01,599
♪ nothing's gonna stop it now
407
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:04,068
♪ are you ready
408
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,203
One, two, three.
Go!
409
00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:07,605
Ooh!
[ laughs ]
410
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:09,707
All right.
Okay?
411
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:11,042
I'm sliding.
412
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:12,744
Yeah.
Wait. I've got you.
413
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,212
Okay.
You sure you want to do this?
414
00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:15,380
Yeah, I do.
All right.
415
00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:17,315
Aah.
416
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:24,389
[ laughs ]
417
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:25,590
I'm doing it, jim!
418
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,358
Lie on your back,
billy!
419
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,626
This is awesome.
420
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,397
Oh, shit.
Oh!
421
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:34,565
Whoa! Whoa!
Uh, jim?
422
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:35,900
Jim!
423
00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:37,201
Billy!
424
00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:38,770
It's all right!
It's all right!
425
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:40,405
[ laughs ]
426
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,140
♪ whoa, oh, oh, oh
427
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:43,408
Hi.
428
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,276
Pretty good with him,
weren't you?
429
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,445
♪ light it up and watch it go
yeah.
430
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,447
Hi.
431
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,985
Up high!
Up high!
432
00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:54,953
Yeah!
433
00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:56,821
[ laughing ]
434
00:15:59,258 --> 00:16:02,026
[ grunts ]
435
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:07,966
I'm actually
a really good swimmer.
436
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:09,467
Hey, billy!
437
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,336
Damn it, rodney.
What are you doing here?
438
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:12,904
I'm here
for the chicks.
439
00:16:12,906 --> 00:16:15,873
How's it going?
Long time no see.
440
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:21,646
[ screaming ]
441
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:26,417
I am sliding man!
442
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,086
♪ are you ready?
443
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:29,988
♪ light it up and watch it go
444
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:31,923
♪ whoa, oh, oh, oh
445
00:16:31,925 --> 00:16:33,825
♪ hang on 'cause it's done
446
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,626
♪ and again
447
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:38,796
♪ nothing's gonna stop us now
448
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:41,933
I got in this chair
from eating too much candy.
449
00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:43,868
Hey. You making friends?
Oh, shut up.
450
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:45,670
Jim:
Hi, billy! Hi!
451
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:48,673
[ laughs ]
hi, billy!
452
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:49,974
♪ are you ready?
453
00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:51,509
♪ oh, oh
454
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:52,643
Whoo!
455
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,345
Ooh.
Let's go to the tower of terror.
456
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,981
Oh, yeah. Great idea.
Come on!
457
00:16:56,983 --> 00:16:58,649
Can we go now?
458
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:00,184
No.
Got to stay for one more hour.
459
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,853
Promised steve we'd be here
for four hours.
460
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:03,821
Ooh! Tsunami thrill is
definitely my favorite slide.
461
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:05,356
I mean, that one's way scarier,
462
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,824
But that's the best slide,
for sure.
463
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:08,192
I want to go home.
464
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,194
Come on, billy!
465
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,230
We're only here
for a short time.
466
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,465
Steve, I can't go
on any of the slides,
467
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:17,035
And the lazy river
is full of pissing toddlers.
468
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,202
Can we just go?
469
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,204
Billy!
No, no. He's right.
470
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,206
We're only here
for a short time. Right, dad?
471
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,875
Yeah. Right, son.
Yeah, yeah.
472
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,543
I'm thinking I might take
a cripple down a water slide.
473
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,145
What do you reckon?
Whatever.
474
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,546
You can't do that.
He'll die.
475
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,748
You always say he's gonna die,
and he never dies.
476
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:33,251
You said that when we went to
the prostitutes the first time.
477
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,219
We've been to prostitutes
several times since.
478
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:37,055
We're with prostitutes
right now.
479
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:38,356
Masseuse!
480
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:40,358
He's right, steve. He's right.
Prostitutes.
481
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:43,928
Uh, jim, I don't think
this is a good idea.
482
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,064
Dad, I don't think
you're in any position
483
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,765
To tell me to be responsible.
484
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,867
Hey!
This is not gonna happen.
485
00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:51,069
Mom will kill me.
486
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:52,703
Steve,
dad's with a prostitute.
487
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:54,539
Come on.
488
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:56,140
Look at him.
489
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,912
All right.
Fine!
490
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:02,747
But if he dies,
I'm blaming you.
491
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,582
You always do.
492
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,984
Tower of terror!
493
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,256
Thank you.
494
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:13,925
Hi.
495
00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:20,231
Are you sure you want to
do this, billy?
496
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:22,834
I'm going down the slide,
dad.
497
00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:28,072
Well...All right, son.
498
00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:30,274
I'll be down there
to catch you.
499
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,110
I'm gonna go down there, walter!
Bye!
500
00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:33,411
Oh, you bet you are.
501
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:35,079
[ laughing ]
502
00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:36,781
Geronimo!
503
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,282
Hey, hold up, guys.
What are you doing?
504
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:39,750
Right. Thank god.
Thank you. Thank you.
505
00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:41,452
I have some concerns.
I want to talk to you.
506
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,054
Yeah. Anything. Sure.
Look. This is, uh...
507
00:18:43,056 --> 00:18:45,223
Sir.
...This is red
there's pus coming out.
508
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:47,058
I'm not worried about me.
509
00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:48,126
Okay, billy.
I'm worried about the water
for the general --
510
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:49,427
Hey! Hey, guys!
Wait! Don't!
511
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,262
Steve! I'm doing it!
He was scared!
512
00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:54,132
[ laughing ]
this is awesome!
513
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:55,633
Billy, I'm coming!
514
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,135
Sir, I do not want to see
your --
515
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:59,470
Hey!
Thank you!
516
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:02,507
Here comes sliding man!
517
00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:04,642
[ whistle blowing ]
518
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,811
Whoa!
519
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:07,778
Yeah!
520
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:10,248
Man:
Get out of the pool!
521
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,817
Yeah! Oh!
[ laughs ]
522
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,485
Oh, yeah!
523
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,287
Careful.
524
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:17,421
Yeah!
[ laughs ]
525
00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:19,323
Get out of the pool!
526
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,225
It's awesome, right?
It's great!
527
00:19:22,694 --> 00:19:25,963
Jim:
Oh! Here we go!
528
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:29,100
[ woman screams, whistle blows ]
529
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:32,803
Walter:
Oh, his mother's gonna kill me.
530
00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:35,606
Jim, you dumb shit!
Jack:
What did I tell you, jim?!
531
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,008
Turn him over.
Billy!
532
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:38,476
Oh, my god. What's his name?
What's his name?
533
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:39,510
Billy!
Billy!
534
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:40,845
Billy!
Billy, wake up!
535
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,280
Get a backboard!
Come on, buddy.
536
00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:43,814
We need a backboard!
537
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:45,783
Jack:
Jesus, jim!
538
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:47,018
He's gonna be okay,
right?
539
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,719
Just say he's gonna be okay.
540
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:50,821
Billy, I'm sorry.
541
00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:52,657
It's all jim's fault.
I blame jim.
542
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:54,859
Yeah. It's all fun and games
till you kill a cripple.
543
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:55,993
Hey. Hey.
544
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:58,896
Oh. Sorry, walter.
Sorry.
545
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:00,898
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
546
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,733
None -- none of this
should have happened.
547
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:04,135
I'm just --
I'm so sorry.
548
00:20:04,137 --> 00:20:07,004
Okay. We pushed it
a bit far today, but, uh...
549
00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:08,739
Would you stop
hugging me?
550
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:11,842
Look, the good part about today
is the hookers took off
551
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:12,977
And I hadn't paid them.
552
00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:15,913
[ chuckles ]
how great is that?
553
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:17,648
Come on!
554
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,183
Oh, boy.
555
00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:21,185
Walter:
He'll be all right.
556
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:23,087
He -- he always is.
Yeah.
557
00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:26,824
This is all your fault,
jim!
558
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:28,926
[ siren wails ]
559
00:20:31,029 --> 00:20:33,064
[ monitor beeping ]
560
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:34,599
[ sighs ]
561
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:38,169
You know, you're lucky
that woman died yesterday.
562
00:20:38,171 --> 00:20:41,305
Now our families can come
and visit us both at once.
563
00:20:47,713 --> 00:20:51,349
[ exhales sharply ]
564
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:53,117
Oh.
565
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:56,821
Stop seeking attention!
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