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[ dramatic music playing ]
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[ water running ]
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Oh, man.
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Woman: Hello!
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[ beep ]
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Who are you?
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Who are you?
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I've lost everything.
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You haven't lost me.
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Don't move!
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Aah!
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[ cellphone rings ]
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Ah, shit!
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[ beep ]
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Jim's mom:
Hello? Jim?
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Jimmy?
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N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
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Shit!
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Shit!
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Oh, wow.
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This is gonna kill jim.
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[ door opens ]
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[ remote beeps ]
dude, push "play."
I want to see the end.
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He's coming.
So?
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Ah, phone's stuffed.
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Having a wank in the shower.
Bloody mom calls.
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I drop it in the toilet.
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Ah, mothers --
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Ruining masturbation
since the dawn of time.
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Try it
without using porn.
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What?
And use my imagination?
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What are you watching?
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"red moon over odessa."
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I can't believe you're watching
the movie I was fired from!
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And it's really good,
jim.
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It's awesome.
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How'd you even get this?
This is still in the cinema.
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Look, jim, just 'cause
you tried to rape your
co-star and got fired
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Doesn't mean that we should be
deprived of entertainment.
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I never raped that girl.
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All I did was make a joke
about raping that girl
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After she implied
that I was gonna rape her,
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Then I made it
look like I was raping her.
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But I never raped that girl!
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Enjoy your stupid
little movie.
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It's not stupid, jim.
It's brilliant.
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Yeah? Well,
I'm going to "loveline,"
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And you two aren't invited
anymore.
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That's right --
invitation revoked.
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Oh, no.
Oh, bummer.
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Okay, let's recap.
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Peggy dumps jim,
jim loses a major movie role,
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Then jim drops his phone
in the toilet while
trying to jerk off.
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'cause his mom called.
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Jimmy's on
a bad-luck run, yo.
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That isa bad-luck run.
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You know what I'm gonna do
right now is --
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I'm gonna walk to my car.
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Right? Then I'm gonna
drive my car to "loveline,"
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Where you're both
not going.
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I'm gonna do it through
the power in my legs, billy.
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Left foot, right foot.
Left foot, right foot.
Left foot, right foot.
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I'm walking, you spacker.
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Don't worry, jim!
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[ door closes ]
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Award-winning movie roles
come along every day!
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You're on fire,
my little spacker.
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Push "play."
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[ remote beeps ]
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[ gunshots ]
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Oh!
[ laughing ] oh, no.
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All right, next call
here on "loveline"
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Is mikey from seattle.
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Mikey, hello.
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Mikey:
Hi. Look, yeah.
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I have this, like,
weird growth thing on my dick.
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[ laughter ]
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Hey, mikey -- uh, mikey,
you're on the radio, my friend.
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Let's use proper
medical terminology -- "penis."
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You've got the hpv virus.
It's very common.
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90% of people in america
have this condition.
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Uh, listen, mikey, I don't know
about jim's numbers.
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90%? Really?
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Pretty accurate.
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You got to see a doctor.
You got to get that hpv vaccine.
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You've got to wear a condom,
my friend, all right?
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Yeah, use a condom
when you're not drunk.
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Who uses them
when they're drunk?
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Even when you're drunk.
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Which is weird because
that's when you have sex
with the sluttier girls
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That you probably
should use them.
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Even when you're drunk.
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Right, you know,
but you're drunk, though.
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We actually
have to take a break.
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Don't go anywhere.
This is "loveline."
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Man: Critics agree"red moon over odessa"
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Is this year's masterpiece.
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Hey, you guys heard
about all the buzz on this film?
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I guess the guy
who was cast in the lead
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Is gonna be
in the next "star wars."
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Well,
who'd want that role?
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"star wars"?
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Well, they ruined
ewan mcgregor, the last few.
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Those weren't good movies.
You wouldn't want that.
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I heard that the actress
in this film was, uh, like,
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Nearly raped
by some douchebag --
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Another actor, yeah.
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What?!
And then she used
that experience
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To take herself
to an emotional place
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That she'd never been
before.
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Nearly.
Nearly raped.
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Didn't actually rape her,
did he?
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So...Probably helped
her acting,
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So she should
probably thank him.
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Dude, that is dark,
even for you.
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Catherwood:
Welcome back to "loveline."
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Jim jefferies, whatdo you have coming upsoon that we can plug?
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Nothing at the moment,
but, you know...
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Nothing at the moment.
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Okay. Uh, our next caller
here on "loveline" is patty.
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Patty in seattle, hello.
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Patty: Hi, dr. Drew.
Am I on the radio?
Yeah.
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So, I was dating this guy.
His name was...Tim.
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He would constantly
masturbate --
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Like, all of the time.
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Like, he was
really, really into porn,
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And, like, he would masturbate
before sex constantly.
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Uh, may-- maybe he was
a gentleman,
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And he was trying
to last longer for you,
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For your pleasure.
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On an airplane,
like, in the bathroom.
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Airplanes?
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Long-haul flights --
you got to break them up.
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Oh, and he would constantly
ask for threesomes.
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Can't hate a guy
for asking.
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Patty,
do you have a question?
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I'm thinking
about calling him.
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[ laughs ]
dr. Drew:
Oh, no, no, patty.
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No, no, no, no.
Come on.
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Listen, this guy
sounds like a dick.
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Penis. A penis.
Medical term.
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Tim sounds like
a penis.
Yeah.
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Not only that, but he has
a lot of the hallmarks
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Of sexual addiction.
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Aw, come on. That's not even
really a thing, is it?
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Jim, yeah,
it is a real thing.
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It's different
than a healthy sex drive --
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People that really cannot manage
their sexual desires.
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But everyone enjoys sex,
so, by definition,
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Everyone's obsessed with
it, so, by definition,
we're all sex addicts.
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Patty, this guy's not
gonna be able to have
a healthy relationship
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With you or anybody
until he gets some help.
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He was proud of it.
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Like, there was
the glory hole in frankfurt,
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The threesome
in lincoln, nebraska,
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Like, multiple prostitutes.
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Oh! Oh! A transvestite
in south africa.
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Catherwood: Whoa!
Whoa, africa.
Patty, come on.
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Hey, uh, africa's a no-no,
absolutely. Even south.
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And, patty, you were actually
having sex with this guy?
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Can -- can we
move on now?
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And he cheated on me
with this woman,
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And you know what he did?
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He stuffed her, like, aliveinto a suitcase
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And then drove her around
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In the trunk
of his stupid orange penis car.
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That car's a classic!
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Right?!
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The transvestite
was in thailand!
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It's me, jim.
It's peggy.
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Oh, really?!
Peggy! Oh!
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Catherwood:
Wait, wait, wait, wait.You know jim?
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Yeah, peggy's
my ex-girlfriend.
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[ laughing ]
oh-ho-ho-ho!
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Yes!
This is youshe's talking about?
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What are you doing,
peggy?
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Yeah, I just called
so that you would know
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That touring the country
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And bedding random women is
a sad and pathetic way to live.
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Then why do I remember
smiling so much
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And all my friends
high-fiving me?
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Screw you, jim.
You know what?
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Never call me again.
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You called me --
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In public!
You're a dick!
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Penis!
Radio...Term.
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Do you have to stand up
to use a glory hole?
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It really depends which side
of the hole you're on.
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You sure you want to do this?
You really want to go here?
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Sure.
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You sure?
Yeah.
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Catherwood:
Should we give him the test?
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All right, jim,
let's do a quiz here.
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[ chuckles ]
all right?
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This is really
gonna help us determine
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Whether you have
sexual addiction.
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Yeah.
All right.
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Do you need greater variety,
increased frequency,
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Or more extreme
sexual activities
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To achieve the same level
of excitement or pleasure?
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Yes.
Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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When was the last time
you masturbated?
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[ laughs ]
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Like an hour ago.
An hour ago.
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Just before
I came to this show.
[ laughs ]
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Does pornography occupy
large amounts of your time?
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Yes.
Definitely.
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Jim:
We've been over this.
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I have a lot
of free time.
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He has nothing
going on.
Comedian.
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Does each new relationship
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Have the same
destructive pattern as the last?
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Well, yes.
I'm single.
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So, yes, none of them
have worked out.
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So there's --
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Can I have...
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Here we go.
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Uh, yes...
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Yes...Yes.
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"no" to 8.
Oh, animals are safe.
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Then "yes" to 9.
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I'm starting to feel
a little bad for him.
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I think you need
to think about going
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To a sex addicts anonymous
meeting.
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I just don't know
if that's for me, really.
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Well, listen,
I'm gonna write down
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The address
of a great meeting.
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The guy that runs it
is terrific.
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Everyone loves him.
All right.
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So, you sure
I've got a problem?
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Jim.
Yeah?
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Go or don't go.
Mm-hmm.
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But do me
this one favor --
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See how long you can go
without looking at porn.
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Okay. Well...
Okay.
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I haven't -- not since
I dropped my phone.
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Think about it.
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All right.
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Steve: If there is
such a thing as sex addiction,
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You got it for sure,
dude.
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Don't worry about
my addictions.
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Worry about your own
bloody addictions.
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Hey, I'm going through
some stuff here.
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Georgia just took emily
off to cincinnati
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With "todd the knob."
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I got to self-medicate.
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"todd" and "knob"
don't rhyme.
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It's close enough.
251
00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:34,513
"self-medicating." what came
first -- the chicken or the egg?
252
00:08:34,515 --> 00:08:37,449
Yeah, I might be an alcoholic,
but so are you.
253
00:08:37,451 --> 00:08:40,318
I think we're talking about
sex addiction, not alcoholism.
254
00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:42,721
Completely
different meaning.
Well, you're definitely
a sex addict.
255
00:08:42,723 --> 00:08:45,023
Nathan, come here.
Steve:
Yeah, there's no way you're
gonna be able to give up porn.
256
00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,658
Clerk: I'm sorry.
Jim: I will.
257
00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:48,293
No way!
You love porn!
258
00:08:48,295 --> 00:08:50,195
Can we please
stop talking about porn?
259
00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:51,663
You know
when we talk about it,
260
00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:53,665
I want to do something,
and...I can't,
261
00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:55,534
Unless one of you guys wants
to jerk me off every night.
262
00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:56,902
I've already done it.
263
00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:59,037
It's not that bad.
I wouldn't do it again, though.
264
00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:00,472
Clerk: I am so sorry.
You guys get to be addicted
to stuff. I don't.
265
00:09:00,474 --> 00:09:02,240
Like, say I wanted to be
super-addicted to crank.
266
00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:03,542
I'd tie off your arm.
267
00:09:03,544 --> 00:09:05,243
Then I'd shoot you
so full of crank
268
00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:07,479
That your skinny, little,
frail, weak heart
269
00:09:07,481 --> 00:09:09,014
Would literally explode.
270
00:09:09,016 --> 00:09:10,048
That's nice.
271
00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,349
Woman:
Nathan, come on.
272
00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:13,218
Mommy,
what's crank?
[ sighs ]
273
00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:15,253
You're meant to smoke it.
You don't have to sh--
274
00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:16,922
I'm sorry about them.
275
00:09:16,924 --> 00:09:17,923
Hiya.
276
00:09:17,925 --> 00:09:19,090
I need a new phone.
277
00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:20,725
What happened
to this one?
278
00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:21,726
Uh...
Tell her, jim.
279
00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,828
I dropped that
in the toilet.
280
00:09:25,665 --> 00:09:26,565
How did you do that?
281
00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:30,602
I, um --
I'm a disabled carer.
282
00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:32,571
I take care of him...
283
00:09:32,573 --> 00:09:33,872
And him.
284
00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:36,174
It's not the easiest
of jobs, though.
285
00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:37,709
I was carrying him
over to the toilet.
286
00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:39,511
It fell out of my pocket,
through his little legs.
287
00:09:39,513 --> 00:09:40,679
[ imitates splashing ]
288
00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:42,080
In the water,
phone broke.
289
00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:43,381
Put that down,
will you?
290
00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:44,716
Ow! Why?
291
00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:48,286
Do I have insurance
on that -- that phone?
292
00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:49,421
[ keyboard clacking ]
293
00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:50,689
No.
294
00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:52,257
Aw. 'cause I need it
to call their doctors.
295
00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:53,458
[ groans ]
296
00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:54,759
But let me see
what I can do.
297
00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:55,460
[ keyboard clacking ]
298
00:09:58,564 --> 00:10:01,232
Great job, billy --
playing the cripple card.
299
00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:03,201
Great parking,
free phone.
300
00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:04,736
How do I block porn
on this?
301
00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:07,606
Let's stop talking about porn.
I've had a hard-on all day.
302
00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:09,574
From now on,
just using my imagination.
303
00:10:09,576 --> 00:10:11,376
You're never gonna
be able to do this.
304
00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:13,411
I can still jerk off.
Just can't use porn.
305
00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:14,479
Yeah, good luck.
306
00:10:14,481 --> 00:10:18,416
Jim:
Okay, imagination.
307
00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:23,722
All right, there's a girl
with big tits kneeling down.
308
00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:27,626
Five guys walk in --
different nationalities.
309
00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:30,996
Yeah, what are you gonna do
with all those cocks?
310
00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:32,230
Oh, you're gonna cry.
311
00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:34,399
[ scoffs ]
312
00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:35,700
[ sighs ]
313
00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:40,905
[ breathing deeply ]
314
00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:47,646
[ woman moaning ][ steve moaning ]
315
00:10:47,648 --> 00:10:51,483
[ groaning loudly ]
316
00:10:56,656 --> 00:11:00,825
Okay. "baby...Sitters."
317
00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:05,196
[ girl moaning ]
318
00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:09,367
A normal-sized penis
just wouldn't do it for me.
319
00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:13,805
I crave...Huge ones.
320
00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:15,173
Bigger, the better.
321
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,608
I'm like a gutter rat.
322
00:11:16,610 --> 00:11:18,343
And...
323
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:21,513
I am trying
not to cheat, but...
324
00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:23,381
I love big dicks.
325
00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:24,849
Always will.
326
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:27,185
Thank you, tess.
That's lovely. Good.
327
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,687
[ applause ]
328
00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:31,890
Yes, fred.
You'd like to share?
329
00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:33,491
Yeah. Uh, I'm fred.
330
00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:34,893
All: Hi, fred!
331
00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:36,661
Uh, my wife doesn't,
uh, trust me.
332
00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:38,163
Jim: Jenny.
I've --
I've let her down....
333
00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:39,464
So many times.
Jim jefferies.
334
00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:40,699
Shh.
335
00:11:43,469 --> 00:11:46,204
Babysitters, secretaries...
336
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,505
Her sister.
337
00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,507
I'm desperate
to keep my family
338
00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:51,376
And so grateful
for these meetings.
339
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:54,245
I'm just taking it
one day at a time.
340
00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:55,513
I love my wife.
341
00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:56,648
Dave:
Thank you, fred.
342
00:11:56,650 --> 00:11:58,249
[ applause ]
343
00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:00,151
Someone else?
344
00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:01,219
Yes, jenny.
345
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:04,723
Uh, hi, everyone.
I'm jenny.
346
00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:06,758
All: Hi, jenny!
Jim: Hey l.A.
347
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:09,594
And...
I'm a sex addict.
348
00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:11,529
I think at my worst,
349
00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:14,666
I'd get drunk
and sleep with anyone.
350
00:12:14,668 --> 00:12:17,435
And I mean...Anyone.
351
00:12:18,537 --> 00:12:21,506
I was ruining my life.
It was me.
352
00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:23,274
I mean,
I think my worst moment
353
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:26,845
Was when I ended up
in the trunk of a guy's car...
354
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:29,347
In a suitcase.
355
00:12:30,349 --> 00:12:32,517
I'm actually
really not comfortable
356
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:33,618
Talking about this today,
357
00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,186
So, um, that's all
I'm gonna share for now.
358
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,421
Dave:
Thank you, jenny.
359
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,690
[ applause ]
360
00:12:38,692 --> 00:12:41,593
I see we have a new member
of our group here tonight.
361
00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:42,727
Um...
362
00:12:42,729 --> 00:12:44,129
I was wondering
if you'd like to share.
363
00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:46,197
Yeah, I --
it's not required.
364
00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:48,133
No. This is --
this is why I'm here.
365
00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:50,568
Um...
366
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,403
Hi. I'm jim.
367
00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:53,471
All: Hi, jim.
368
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:54,572
Hey, jim.
Woman: Welcome.
369
00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:55,707
Jim:
The reason I'm here --
370
00:12:55,709 --> 00:13:00,645
I find it hard...
To connect with people
371
00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:04,249
On an emotional...Level.
372
00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:07,418
Uh, the sex --
I'm good at.
373
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,387
Uh, regular-sized penis,
so no good for you, tess,
374
00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:11,222
With your big cocks
and...
375
00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:14,726
Oh! I was the guy
who put jenny in the trunk.
376
00:13:14,728 --> 00:13:16,461
Dave: Uh, jim,
we are anonymous.
377
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,563
What? I'm not meant to say
the name of the...
378
00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:21,399
Uh, there was this one girl --
katie knox.
379
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:22,567
I was in love.
380
00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:23,568
Woman: Aww!
381
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:25,236
She was 16.
382
00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:26,504
[ all groan ]
383
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,173
Her father hated me.
384
00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:29,574
He didn't want this guy
385
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:31,609
Climbing through
his daughter's windows
386
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,645
Late at night, did he?
387
00:13:36,248 --> 00:13:38,249
I have missed
bits of that story out.
388
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:39,617
Ah!
389
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,619
I was also 16.
390
00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:44,422
Important
to that whole timeline there.
391
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,457
I was 16. She was 16.
392
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:48,626
Everything else in the story
is correct.
393
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:49,527
Father still hated me.
394
00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:52,197
And that's me.
395
00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:53,264
[ claps ]
396
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:54,732
[ light applause ]
397
00:13:56,535 --> 00:14:00,505
I've fought this, you know,
hard, tooth and nail,
398
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:04,375
But she --
she keeps getting older,
399
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:07,812
And so I have these fantasies
about having sex with her --
400
00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:09,814
Just crazy sex.
401
00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:13,117
Now, that doesn't mean --
I'm not going to do it.
402
00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:16,654
Would never -- never do it.
403
00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:18,189
Even though...
404
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,290
She's my daughter --
405
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,359
Whoo! Whoa! Oh!
406
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,561
Uh, uh,
we don't judge.
407
00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:24,462
We really should.
408
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:26,397
This guy deserves
a bit of judging.
409
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:29,634
You, sir -- we better
judge you as a group.
410
00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:33,204
Otherwise, a judge and jury
will actually judge you.
411
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,472
Maybe I'll judge
up your ass!
412
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:35,673
Man: Gary! Gary!
Dave: Serenity!
413
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:37,275
[ indistinct shouting ]
414
00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:43,314
[ sighs ]
415
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,316
Hey.
416
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:46,417
Jim.
Hey.
417
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,419
I wanted to thank you.
418
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:49,854
Thank me? What?
419
00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:51,589
For cutting off that guy
that wanted to have
sex with his kid?
420
00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:52,824
That's okay.
He was disgusting.
421
00:14:52,826 --> 00:14:54,492
No.
422
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:56,361
Because...
You were my bottom.
423
00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:57,528
Really? I --
seriously.
424
00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:59,364
I-I don't think
I would have realized
425
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:02,367
What a bad path I was on
until it was too late.
426
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:05,503
Uh...You're welcome.
427
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:06,604
Oh, just...
428
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,273
Ah. Okay.
Thank you.
429
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,308
[ smooches ]
yeah.
430
00:15:13,712 --> 00:15:15,380
Want to make out?
431
00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:17,448
Oh. Oh, no.
'cause we're sex addicts.
432
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:20,418
[ laughs ] um...
433
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,420
Look, I don't know if you need
these meetings or not,
434
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:25,256
But honestly,
they really changed my life.
435
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,291
All right.
Okay.
436
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:27,392
We'll see you back there.
437
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:28,393
See you back there.
438
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:32,263
All right, you listen to me,
you drunken loser.
439
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,631
Oh, okay.
440
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:35,266
You best grow up
441
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:38,469
And get that bald head
out of your fat ass,
442
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:40,471
Or I will have you back in court
faster than you can say
443
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,640
"12-pack
of schlitz malt liquor."
444
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:45,543
All right!
12 dicks of dick-face licker!
445
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:47,578
[ keyboard clacks ]
[ laughs ]
what a bitch.
446
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:49,447
Ah, I miss my kid, man.
447
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,449
Yeah, I can't believe
something so sweet
448
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,651
Came out
of something so nasty.
449
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,653
Hey, jim! How was
your sex-addicts class?
450
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:59,490
Not a class. They're not
teaching me to be a sex addict.
451
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:00,391
Any hot girls there?
452
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:01,492
Uh...
453
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:02,493
Jenny was there.
454
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:04,395
"hey l.A."?
"hey l.A."?
455
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,397
Yeah. She said
I was her rock bottom.
456
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:07,498
Aww. That's nice.
457
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,634
So, you working it out?
Are you cured?
458
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,402
You don't get cured.
459
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:13,471
It turns out it's a process
that I'm going through
460
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,073
That's affecting me
in a deep way.
461
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:16,641
I'm not gonna enjoy
wanking anymore.
462
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,309
You're still gonna do it,
though, right?
463
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,178
Yes,
I'm still gonna do it.
464
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:22,313
But I'm gonna feel
more ashamed.
465
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,515
I could use a wank
right now.
466
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:26,584
Billy, get over here.
Watch me play quarters.
467
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:29,454
Sure, man.
Anything to sleep.
468
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:32,523
♪ we get high
in back seats of cars ♪
469
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:35,360
♪ we break into mobile homes
470
00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:36,627
Oh, that was close.
471
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,329
Oh-ho!
Whoo!
472
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,164
♪ never wake up on our own
473
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,499
Don't eat that quarter.
474
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:42,433
♪ that's the way we get by
475
00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:43,501
Ready for this?
476
00:16:44,436 --> 00:16:45,603
Oh!
Whoo!
477
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:46,771
[ laughs ]
478
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,373
♪ oh, that's the way we get by
479
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,508
♪ the way we get by
480
00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:01,152
♪ we go out in stormy weather
481
00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:03,621
♪ we rarely practice discern
482
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,189
[ cheers and applause ]
483
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:07,625
Jim: Drew,
I-I need your help.
484
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:08,559
It's dr. Drew.
Who's this?
485
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:09,694
It's -- it's
jim jefferies.
486
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,129
Oh, hey, jim.
What's up?
487
00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:12,530
I went to the meeting.
488
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,499
There's a guy there that wants
to have sex with his kid.
489
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:16,634
I'm nowhere near as bad
as that guy, am I?
490
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:18,469
And the silly thing
is now...
491
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,638
All it's making me do
is think about my behavior,
492
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,540
And I don't --
I don't really like it.
493
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,542
Well, if -- if s.A.A.
Is not your thing,
494
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:25,643
I'll get you
to a good therapist.
495
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:27,211
And, in any event,
I think
496
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:28,546
You're starting
to get depressed.
497
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:29,480
Depression?
498
00:17:30,649 --> 00:17:32,517
Sad?
499
00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:34,519
I want you
to commit to this process,
500
00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:36,487
Stay open, honest,
and see where it takes you.
501
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:37,655
No, you're right.
502
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:39,390
I was watching "dr. Phil"
the other day.
503
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,425
He said
a very similar thing.
504
00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:41,526
You get your advice
from dr. Phil?
505
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:43,394
Why don't you
just get your advice
506
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,829
From rachael ray, jim,
and be done with it?
507
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:47,398
All right, I-I-I am with my wife
at the movies. I got to go.
508
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,599
What movie
are you seeing?
509
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,501
Uh, we just saw
"red moon over odessa."
510
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,203
It was
really, really good.
511
00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:53,538
♪ that's the way we get by
512
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,073
♪ the way we get by
513
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,674
Steve:
Oh! We got whippits!
514
00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:59,444
♪ that's the way we get by
515
00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:02,413
♪ that's the way we get by
516
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:07,518
Jim:
I want what everyone wants.
517
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:11,422
I want to meet a nice girl,
fall in love, get married.
518
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,591
You know,
I want the fairy tale.
519
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,526
I've been out
with so many sluts
520
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:18,529
That I-I don't think I can
go out with nice girls anymore.
521
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:20,465
The sluts have ruined me...
In a way.
522
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:22,600
The -- the nice girls
are nice people,
523
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,403
But they haven't had
horrible childhoods
524
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,638
That has made them
good in bed.
525
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,641
Like, a nice girl
will have a cock in her ass,
526
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,243
And she'll be thinking
to herself,
527
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,578
"ah, this isn't so bad.
528
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,480
I hope he's enjoying
his birthday."
529
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:37,615
But when a slut's
got a cock in her ass,
530
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,650
She's thinking,
"you know what would be good?
531
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,586
Two cocks in my ass."
532
00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:43,654
Yeah.
And, for me, fundamentally,
that's the difference,
533
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,490
Isn't it? So...
That's true. Two cocks.
534
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,592
...Thank you
for letting me share.
535
00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:50,561
There's a kernel of truth
amongst your jokes there, jim.
536
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:51,496
Uh, thank you
for sharing.
537
00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:53,331
It's also --
538
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:54,599
Uh, sluts don't really
suck your cock.
539
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:56,501
She's doing it
for hbenefit...
540
00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:57,635
Dave: Jim.
...Not yours.
541
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,637
Jim. Thank you...
For sharing.
542
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,672
All right, we're coming
to the end of the meeting.
543
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,407
If you don't mind, I'd like
to share a little bit.
544
00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:06,477
Uh, as you guys know,
I'm dave. I'm a sex addict.
545
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,012
All: Hi, dave.
546
00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:09,580
Used to be a big-time
show-business manager.
547
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,749
I handled all the greats.
548
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:14,752
But then, because of the way
I lived my life, I lost it all.
549
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,621
And you all came here
for a reason.
550
00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:18,589
You know that,
deep down inside,
551
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,691
That if you don't
get your shit together,
552
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:22,293
You're gonna end up
553
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:25,296
An old sad, lonely,
broken, fat, drunk man
554
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:28,132
Laying facedown in the gutter
with nothing.
555
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:29,667
And you know why.
556
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:33,337
It's because you trashed
all your relationships
557
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:34,572
And you hurt people.
558
00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:38,142
You hurt people
that care about you
559
00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:41,112
Because you put your addiction
and yourself first.
560
00:19:41,114 --> 00:19:43,548
If you don't work on that,
561
00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:45,383
Then one day,
562
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:47,618
You're gonna end up
all by yourself
563
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:50,555
With that person
that you've become.
564
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:52,623
And that, my friend,
is no picnic.
565
00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:58,563
Who feels like hot wings?
566
00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:00,798
Let's say the prayer
and get some hot wings.
567
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,567
What do you say?
Yeah? Cool.
568
00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:03,601
[ applause ]
569
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:09,407
Jim: Hey, uh...I've got someone
I want you to meet.
570
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:14,812
Billy: [ muffled ]
uh, hi.
571
00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:17,548
This is billy.
572
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:18,649
Jim?
573
00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:20,218
Hey, billy.
574
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,153
Billy, this is tess.
Hi, tess.
575
00:20:22,155 --> 00:20:24,555
Tess is in
my sex addicts anonymous course.
576
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,490
Wait. Him?
577
00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:28,092
What is going on?
Jim,
what are you doing?
578
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:29,727
Trust me.
Go with it, all right?
579
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:31,762
Jim!
580
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:33,397
[ gasps ]
581
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,700
♪ I will always
come back to you ♪
582
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:36,667
Hello, billy.
583
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,738
You've been doing great, tess.
You deserve this.
584
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,708
And I feel like
billy really needs this.
585
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:46,043
So...Enjoy.
586
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:47,211
Good night, you two.
587
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:48,613
Good night.
Good night, jim.
588
00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:50,615
Hi, billy.
589
00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:53,584
♪ call you in the daytime,
can't fess up to you ♪
590
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:58,222
♪ 'cause I hope we will never
have to take back ♪
591
00:20:58,224 --> 00:21:00,258
♪ what we said in the night
592
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:04,061
♪ I hope that I will
always have all eyes on ♪
593
00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:06,597
♪ you know that I will take
what I can ♪
594
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,233
♪ when you are there
standing by ♪
595
00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:11,602
♪ soft-spoken
in the dead of night ♪
596
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,671
♪ all eyes on you
597
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,611
[ crashing ]
598
00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:23,247
Steve?
599
00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:24,148
Steve.
600
00:21:31,723 --> 00:21:33,658
[ steve urinating ]
601
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:37,428
♪ I'll never take back
the words that I said then ♪
602
00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:40,798
♪ I always knew
I'd come back to you ♪
603
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:46,604
♪ even in the meantime,
I will always stand by ♪
604
00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:48,639
♪ a mirror on the shelf
605
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,678
Oh, god.
606
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,079
Tess: Billy!
607
00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:56,614
Ohhhhh!
608
00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:58,349
[ both laugh ]
ooh-ooh-ooh!
609
00:21:58,351 --> 00:22:00,518
You're a dirty
little cripple.
Oh, yeah, I am.
610
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,186
Oh, my god.
Tess.
611
00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:04,455
I don't think they're gonna let
me back in that church basement.
612
00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:05,656
[ laughs ]
613
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,358
Tess: Ohh!
614
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:08,826
Ooh, hello!
615
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,761
Good night, steve.
616
00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:12,296
Steve:
Good night, mom.
[ tess and billy laugh ]
617
00:22:12,298 --> 00:22:14,498
Billy:
Thanks again, jim!
618
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,100
Tess:
Oh, my -- ohhhh!
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