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Amen. Amen.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I'm going to go.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Ugh.

Yeah.

Now, about this evening's itinerary.

I'm sure you've been reading about the R444 pill.

It's being marketed in Europe.

It's a morning -after birth control device.

Now, what you haven't read about is the fact that Arnold Pharmaceutical has

secretly negotiated the rights to market and produced a pill in North America.

Senator Jostens and Speaker Joffrey are both on the fence over this.

By the time they leave here, I'd like to know exactly where they stand without

having to ask them.

I'd like you girls to cozy up a little.

Pump them for information, but don't be too bold.

Anything else, I'll ask them about.

Understood?

Will there be anything else today, sir?

Just be your beautiful selves when they get here.

Ladies.

Yeah.

Give me Rickles.

I feel uncomfortable about meeting with Arnold when the R444 goes right around

the corner.

Yeah, but think about all the perks.

You've got the finest foods, the best booze, the most beautiful women.

I mean, women that are so beautiful you can look at them all day.

It would be crazy not to stick your wick in a few of them.

Yeah, that's great, but I've yet to make up my mind on the issue.

I don't like being pressured.

Well, Senator, an old politician once said, I think his name was Jesse Big

Unruh from the California legislature.

And he once said that money is the mother's milk of all politics.

Very insightful.

Yeah, he also had a saying about lobbyists.

He said if you can't eat their food, drink their booze, and fuck their women,

you shouldn't be in the legislature.

Words to live by, Mr. Speaker.

By the way, does Arnold have any new women?

I wouldn't worry.

The ones that he still has have plenty of fuck in them.

Amen, brother.

So how much do you think we should press this guy for information?

I don't know. I think we should just have fun and let one of the other girls

the information from someone else.

Maybe he'll just give it to us voluntarily.

Maybe.

Yeah.

Amen. Amen.

I love you.

Yes.

Look at her.

Look at them.

Take it.

Fucking nasty.

It's fucking beautiful. It's fucking beautiful.

No.

Oh, God.

Oh yeah.

Rest and relaxation was a great idea.

Thank you.

I'm going to have to make zero.

Thank you.

Wow.

Oh,

yeah.

oh my god

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Uh -huh. Oh.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck some information out of you.

You did such a good job that I just couldn't do that to you.

She just wants to know what your vote's going to be.

Well, to tell you the truth, you fucked me so good, I think I'm going to vote

against him.

Thank you.

You did it. Yes I did.

Not me.

to see you, Mr.

Speaker, Senator.

I'm not saying you two wouldn't fit.

But to be tied, as always.

I believe you're acquainted with Eva.

Eva and I go way back.

Mr. Speaker.

You keep telling lies.

I have to say, gentlemen, that getting that wetland deregulation freedom of

commerce bill passed into law is a boom to commerce everywhere.

Thank you very much.

You know, 220 years ago,

In Philadelphia, in all places, in a room like this, gathered, some would

some of the greatest minds of our country.

Hamilton, Jefferson, Washington.

And they built this country to be great.

And now look who's at the top. We have Dole and Clinton.

What does that have to say?

That Darwin was wrong.

I don't know when I've had such a great

time.

Well, I'm glad you're appreciating it.

Gentlemen, to our 444, something I hope will grow as close and dear to your

hearts as it has to mine. And the ladies.

Thank you, Ben. Thank you for all your support.

So, shall we return to the playroom?

Why not?

Do you have anything else?

No. Very good.

Thank you.

Wow.

God.

Amen. Amen.

Amen.

Power.

Power.

Amen.

Amen. Amen.

oh no

compliments to Mr. Unruh.

So, have you decided on the bill, R444?

Well, Mr. Speaker, strictly off the record, I'm going to eat their food,

drink their booze, screw all their women, and vote against

it.