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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,412 --> 00:00:16,417 [? "The Promise" playing] 2 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:18,519 -[Evan] Bye, Markie. -See you this weekend, Evan. 3 00:00:18,552 --> 00:00:20,754 -What? No, you won't. -[engine starts] 4 00:00:20,787 --> 00:00:23,057 Evan, what time are you gonna get there on Sunday? 5 00:00:23,090 --> 00:00:24,425 What? Getting where? 6 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:26,760 To Grant's house for dinner. You didn't get his text? 7 00:00:26,793 --> 00:00:30,164 -Oh, shit. I'm not going to that. -What? 8 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:31,799 I don't like going to work events on the weekend. 9 00:00:31,832 --> 00:00:33,767 -I need time for myself. -[engine rumbling] 10 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:38,072 When a principal of a school asks you to go to his house, you do it. 11 00:00:38,105 --> 00:00:39,540 -Can I get a ride there? -Wait, what? 12 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:42,376 Yeah, fine. I'll pick you up at 3:30, Rick. 13 00:00:42,409 --> 00:00:43,544 I can't hear you! 14 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:45,779 Markie, what is going on with your muffler? 15 00:00:45,812 --> 00:00:49,383 The muffler processes the toxins from the engine into the atmosphere. 16 00:00:49,416 --> 00:00:51,452 It's normal. It's completely normal. 17 00:00:51,485 --> 00:00:53,821 -It's on fire. Look, it's on fire. -[Markie] You're on fire, baby! 18 00:00:53,854 --> 00:00:55,255 Nice one though. 19 00:00:55,723 --> 00:00:57,691 Oh, shit. Shit. Shit. 20 00:00:58,092 --> 00:01:01,161 ? I'm sorry But I'm just thinking Of the right words to say 21 00:01:01,194 --> 00:01:03,731 -? I promise you ? -? I know they don't sound 22 00:01:03,764 --> 00:01:06,533 -? The way I planned them to be ? 23 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:08,335 [Rick] Thanks again for the ride, dude. 24 00:01:08,368 --> 00:01:11,205 I lost the charger to my Nissan Leaf, so I'm basically fucked. 25 00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:14,241 You gotta get a new one of those. Markie's coming to this too, right? 26 00:01:14,274 --> 00:01:16,477 Yeah, I bet he tries to hook up with Gwen. 27 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:18,746 He's not gonna try to hook up with Gwen. 28 00:01:18,779 --> 00:01:21,749 Dude, he's always trying to pull some shit at these non-school-type functions. 29 00:01:21,782 --> 00:01:23,684 Gwen does not know that Markie has a crush on her, 30 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:26,520 and Markie explicitly asked us not to say anything to her. 31 00:01:26,553 --> 00:01:27,721 I'm not a snitch. 32 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,323 So don't make jokes about it in front of her. 33 00:01:29,356 --> 00:01:32,760 Loose lips sink ships, and I love ships. 34 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:34,328 -Hey. -Hey, hey. 35 00:01:34,361 --> 00:01:35,763 [chuckles] This is so exciting. 36 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:37,831 We're finally getting to see Grant's house. 37 00:01:37,864 --> 00:01:41,201 -Like, we're going to Oz. Hi. Big hug. -I know. We've arrived. 38 00:01:41,234 --> 00:01:42,770 What do you think this dinner party's about? 39 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:44,805 -I don't know. -[Rick] I mean, it's obvious. 40 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:46,040 What's obvious? 41 00:01:46,073 --> 00:01:47,808 -Grant. -What do you mean? 42 00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:50,110 -He doesn't have much time left. -What? 43 00:01:50,143 --> 00:01:51,111 He's sick, damn it. 44 00:01:51,144 --> 00:01:52,379 -Oh, Rick. -No, that's not it. 45 00:01:52,412 --> 00:01:54,582 -Look at the text. -I saw the text. 46 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:59,186 "Hello, all. What a wonderful and uneventful week it was." Depressed. 47 00:01:59,219 --> 00:02:03,156 "As you four are special employees in my life, 48 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:08,595 I'd like to finally have you all over for dinner Sunday. 49 00:02:09,229 --> 00:02:12,199 I have a life-changing announcement." 50 00:02:12,232 --> 00:02:13,300 This is it, y'all. 51 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:15,169 This is the Last Supper, okay? 52 00:02:15,202 --> 00:02:17,037 -I've made my peace with it. -Okay. 53 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:19,707 It's all the plastics. He's eating so much damn plastic. 54 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:21,208 What's the wife's name? 55 00:02:21,241 --> 00:02:23,477 Oh, shit. Uh, Jessica. What's the daughter's name? 56 00:02:23,510 --> 00:02:25,079 Jessica again? 57 00:02:25,112 --> 00:02:26,380 -Or no, Annie. Annie. -Ketchup? 58 00:02:26,413 --> 00:02:27,748 -The daughter's name is Annie. -Annie. 59 00:02:27,781 --> 00:02:29,015 I'm just thinking of my favorite food. 60 00:02:29,516 --> 00:02:33,187 [gasps] Welcome, y'all. Come on in. Don't be shy. 61 00:02:33,220 --> 00:02:34,722 Grant's upstairs finishing getting ready. 62 00:02:34,755 --> 00:02:35,789 I'm Gil. 63 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:38,325 Come on in, silly gooses. 64 00:02:38,358 --> 00:02:41,795 Oh, my God. I have heard so much about y'all. 65 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:44,064 -It is so nice to meet you. -Heard about us? 66 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:45,833 -[chuckling] Yeah. -Hey, I'm Evan. 67 00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:47,067 -Yeah. -[gasps] Evan. 68 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:49,103 Grant told me a lot about you. 69 00:02:49,136 --> 00:02:51,171 What did he say? 70 00:02:51,204 --> 00:02:54,074 Just that you're a handful and that you're like the Dr. House of the school. 71 00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:55,542 Yeah. 72 00:02:55,575 --> 00:02:58,112 -Gwen. I'm obsessed with that hair. -Oh! 73 00:02:58,145 --> 00:03:00,314 Sorry, what's your relation to Grant? Remind me. 74 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:03,550 I'm so sorry. I've gotta hop back in the kitchen and check on those shrimps. 75 00:03:06,086 --> 00:03:07,187 Who is that? 76 00:03:07,220 --> 00:03:07,887 Who the fuck was that? 77 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:09,690 He didn't even say hello to me. 78 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:11,759 I bet this is, like, the one other gay guy Grant knows, 79 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:14,194 and he, like, brings him here to set me up with him. 80 00:03:14,227 --> 00:03:16,096 Yeah, yeah. 81 00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:19,133 Maybe everywhere we go somebody's always trying to set you up. 82 00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:21,101 Benvenuti, ragazzi. 83 00:03:21,134 --> 00:03:22,169 Welcome to my house. 84 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:23,604 You honor me with your presence. 85 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:24,738 [both grunt] 86 00:03:24,771 --> 00:03:26,240 -I love you, pal. -Thank you, Rick. 87 00:03:26,273 --> 00:03:28,609 You look so hip in this newsboy cap. 88 00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:31,178 Well, thank you. It's a special... It's a special night. 89 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:32,079 [groans] 90 00:03:32,112 --> 00:03:33,347 You remember my wife, Sasha. 91 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:35,182 -Sasha. Oh! -Sasha! Yeah. [chuckles] 92 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,117 I was just saying we love that hat. 93 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:39,787 Oh, I know. Doesn't he look so sexy in that hat? 94 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:42,389 She likes it when I dress up like Stanley Tucci. 95 00:03:42,422 --> 00:03:44,625 -Aw. -Come, come. I'm in the kitchen. 96 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:46,460 We still have so much work to do, 97 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:48,729 and I want you all to meet our beautiful daughter Abby. 98 00:03:48,762 --> 00:03:50,698 -Hi. We've never met. -I've heard so much about you. 99 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:52,099 Nice to meet you. 100 00:03:52,132 --> 00:03:53,400 -I'm really sorry. -Hi. Uh... 101 00:03:53,433 --> 00:03:55,569 And you've already met, uh, Abby's boyfriend, Gil. 102 00:03:56,536 --> 00:03:57,671 Mmm. 103 00:03:57,704 --> 00:04:00,307 That's me, big bad boyfriend. [laughs] 104 00:04:00,340 --> 00:04:04,178 Boyfriend. You're Abby's boyfriend. That's awesome. 105 00:04:04,211 --> 00:04:06,113 -You're so funny. -Yeah. 106 00:04:06,146 --> 00:04:07,815 Hey, hon, just be careful. You gotta cut the heads off those shrimp, 107 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:09,383 otherwise they're... they're not gonna be dead. 108 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,151 -H... [stammers] -How do you guys... 109 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:12,219 How long have you been together? 110 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:14,221 God. What, like, four years? 111 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,123 I mean, it feels like ten 112 00:04:16,156 --> 00:04:18,058 -'cause we were Snapchatting all of COVID. -[Abby] We were. 113 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,394 But then we got our shots and we met up at Starbucks, 114 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:22,263 and I saw her, and I was just so... 115 00:04:22,296 --> 00:04:28,235 I was overcome by this very primal masculine urge to be with her. 116 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:31,305 They even kicked us out of Starbucks 'cause I couldn't keep my hands off her. 117 00:04:31,338 --> 00:04:32,740 -They did. -She couldn't either. 118 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:34,241 And I just love her. 119 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:37,110 -Love you, baby. Oh. Yeah. -Yeah. See. Love you. 120 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:39,246 Sounds hot. 121 00:04:41,515 --> 00:04:44,251 So I says, "Do you remember my pin code?" 122 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:47,254 He said, "No, I don't. I don't even know you. I just met you." 123 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:52,525 That guy, Gil, is dating Grant's female daughter. 124 00:04:53,059 --> 00:04:54,762 -That is a puzzler. -That is crazy. 125 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:56,363 -It's crazy. -I mean, I'm open-minded, 126 00:04:56,396 --> 00:04:59,300 but that guy is gay, right? 127 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:00,801 -Gay. -I'm losing my mind. 128 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:02,336 -[Gwen] Losing my mind. -I've never met a gayer person. 129 00:05:02,369 --> 00:05:04,305 -Me neither. -And then he's like, 130 00:05:04,338 --> 00:05:06,273 "We fell in love. I felt so much sexual chemistry with her." 131 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,208 -I was like, "Don't talk to me about--" -No chemistry. 132 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:09,577 You don't touch her. Yeah. 133 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:11,412 Look at these. There's still poop in the back, hon. 134 00:05:11,445 --> 00:05:12,780 -[Abby] I'm sorry. -It's okay, 135 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,582 but next time just look a little closer. 136 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:17,318 [sighs] Should we say something to Grant about it? 137 00:05:17,351 --> 00:05:18,686 Mm-mmm. Just leave it alone. 138 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:20,788 You shouldn't meddle in other people's relationships. 139 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:23,090 No, no, no. I've learned, in these situations, you should meddle. 140 00:05:23,123 --> 00:05:24,091 You don't know this. 141 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:27,261 My sister had a two-year marriage with a gay guy. 142 00:05:27,294 --> 00:05:29,730 Not that gay, but gay. 143 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:33,133 I knew he was, like, going to spas and on the apps, 144 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,301 and I never said anything. 145 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,537 And then they had this very ugly divorce 146 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:39,206 because he was cheating on her with, like, 11 guys. 147 00:05:39,239 --> 00:05:40,808 What? 148 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:42,309 I never said anything, and she's never forgiven me for it, 149 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,811 so I've learned, when people are gay, 150 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:45,646 you have to start telling people early and often. 151 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,648 [Markie] Heyo! Sorry we're late. 152 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,350 Uh, this is Brit. 153 00:05:49,383 --> 00:05:50,284 [chuckling] That was my bad. 154 00:05:50,317 --> 00:05:52,553 Blame it on the girlfriend for being late. 155 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:54,455 I was having a false alarm with one of my pregnant mothers. 156 00:05:54,488 --> 00:05:56,290 -Girlfriend? -She was having Braxton-Hicks. 157 00:05:56,323 --> 00:05:58,459 -You know, Braxton-Hicks. -Yeah. 158 00:05:58,492 --> 00:06:00,327 I'm sure you all know what Braxton-Hicks are. 159 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,461 Sounds like a steak house. 160 00:06:01,495 --> 00:06:03,597 So Braxton-Hicks is when you start having contractions, 161 00:06:03,630 --> 00:06:05,266 but the baby isn't coming. 162 00:06:05,299 --> 00:06:07,301 I know this because I'm a doula, 163 00:06:07,334 --> 00:06:09,103 but I'm sure Markie told you this already. 164 00:06:09,136 --> 00:06:11,138 He's a big talker. He's a big, big talker. 165 00:06:11,171 --> 00:06:12,306 I talk about her all day. 166 00:06:12,339 --> 00:06:14,375 I don't talk about these nerds enough, 167 00:06:14,408 --> 00:06:15,476 -so that's Rick, uh, that's Evan. -Hi. 168 00:06:15,509 --> 00:06:17,211 -Hi. -[Markie] That's Gwen. 169 00:06:17,244 --> 00:06:19,280 -Oh, Gwen. -[Markie] Yeah. 170 00:06:19,313 --> 00:06:22,182 Gwen, Brit. Hi. 171 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:24,518 -Markie, you're here. -That's the boss man. 172 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:26,487 Oh, you brought someone. Oh, that's... No, that's great. 173 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:28,756 That's great. We're Italian. We have plenty of food for everybody. 174 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:30,524 I'm not the only one who brought a plus-one, right? 175 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:32,159 I didn't mean to crash. 176 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:33,627 -Happy to have you. -You're not crashing. 177 00:06:33,660 --> 00:06:34,795 -I'm gonna take the truck. -I'll get a ride. 178 00:06:34,828 --> 00:06:36,130 -Thank you. -Evan? 179 00:06:36,163 --> 00:06:36,830 -That's so silly. -Brit, come back. 180 00:06:36,863 --> 00:06:38,332 Yeah. 181 00:06:38,365 --> 00:06:39,466 Why don't you stay, and we'll get you a drink? 182 00:06:39,499 --> 00:06:41,302 [scoffs] That is so nice. 183 00:06:41,335 --> 00:06:44,305 Everything I've heard about you makes sense now. 184 00:06:44,338 --> 00:06:46,173 You're the best, Gwen. 185 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:47,341 Okay. Let's go, sister. 186 00:06:47,374 --> 00:06:48,642 -Let's get you a beverage. -Very sweet. 187 00:06:48,675 --> 00:06:50,778 [Brit] Yes, yes, yes. That's so nice. 188 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:53,347 I would love a drink at some point, I tell you. [chuckles] 189 00:06:53,380 --> 00:06:55,416 She seems really exciting. 190 00:06:55,449 --> 00:06:56,717 She's great, right? She's great. 191 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:59,086 I feel like you've barely talked about her. 192 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:02,189 It's early days, you know, but it's... it's fun. It's a lot of fun. 193 00:07:02,222 --> 00:07:05,425 It's fun. It's a lot of fun. It's fun. 194 00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:08,495 [singing indistinctly] 195 00:07:08,528 --> 00:07:10,331 Grant, stop singing. 196 00:07:10,364 --> 00:07:12,066 You know how much plastic this is leaving on your plates? 197 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:13,467 Rick, no. 198 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:15,302 You eat a credit card of microplastic a week, dude. 199 00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:17,238 Just put it back. Put it back. 200 00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:20,274 Hey, Grant, can I talk to you for a second about this Gil fellow? 201 00:07:20,307 --> 00:07:22,643 -I think he's-- Ow! -Y'all talking about me? 202 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:24,745 -[Evan chuckles] Oh. -[laughs] 203 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:27,414 I'm sorry, I was just asking Grant what you were doing with the shrimp there. 204 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,216 Gil used to work at Benihana. 205 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:30,651 Yeah, I used to work in payroll, 206 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:32,586 but I think I got the gist of what those chefs were doing. 207 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:35,356 I picked up on all their little tricks. 208 00:07:35,389 --> 00:07:36,724 Come on, Evan. Open up. 209 00:07:36,757 --> 00:07:38,592 Oh, what? No, no, no, no. What? 210 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,527 Oh, come on. Open your mouth. 211 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:42,329 -Open your mouth. -Evan, Evan, Evan. 212 00:07:42,362 --> 00:07:44,431 This is how all the teppanyaki chefs do it. 213 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:45,599 -What? -Open up. 214 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:47,101 -Gonna get it. -[Evan] No! 215 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:48,502 -[laughs] -[Grant speaks indistinctly] 216 00:07:48,535 --> 00:07:50,337 Oh, boo-hoo. You're no fun. 217 00:07:50,370 --> 00:07:52,106 Where's my hoisin sauce? 218 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:53,307 Oh. Behind. 219 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:55,342 -Be-- [laughs] -[Grant] Yes, Chef. 220 00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:57,077 Y'all seen The Bears ? 221 00:07:59,413 --> 00:08:01,682 So then I was in Amsterdam with my friends Nancy and Joey, 222 00:08:01,715 --> 00:08:04,251 -and Joey was originally Dutch. [chuckles] -Oh, wow. 223 00:08:04,284 --> 00:08:06,119 Oh, did Markie tell you all this already? 224 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:08,088 -About Joey? No. -Wait, 225 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:10,457 he didn't tell you about Joey and his broken leg? 226 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,326 -No, he didn't tell me about that. -Yeah. 227 00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:14,461 You know what? I'm gonna go to the kitchen real quick, 228 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:15,596 -'cause I gotta check on-- -No, wait. 229 00:08:15,629 --> 00:08:17,598 I have to show you a picture of Joey. 230 00:08:17,631 --> 00:08:19,099 -Of Joey. Okay. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 231 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:21,569 -What do you think they're talking about? -Who? 232 00:08:21,602 --> 00:08:24,038 Oh. I don't know, whatever. 233 00:08:24,071 --> 00:08:26,674 They're probably just making regular conversation. 234 00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:29,143 -[sighs] -Why, are you worried? 235 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:32,412 I'm afraid Brit is gonna tell Gwen that I used to have a crush on her. 236 00:08:32,779 --> 00:08:34,148 But you told Brit that? 237 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:35,449 -Oh, man. -Why would you tell her that? 238 00:08:35,482 --> 00:08:37,284 It was that... It was that early stage. 239 00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:39,086 It was before we were even dating, you know? 240 00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:40,754 I was just, like, confiding in her. 241 00:08:40,787 --> 00:08:43,424 Women love vulnerability, man, and it worked. It worked. 242 00:08:43,457 --> 00:08:46,026 But now I'm kind of freaking out that she's gonna say something. 243 00:08:46,460 --> 00:08:49,496 I've gotta be honest, she seems like she really likes to talk. 244 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,265 I wouldn't be shocked if it came up. 245 00:08:51,298 --> 00:08:52,365 Goddamn it. 246 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,102 All right, I gotta go dive on that grenade. 247 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:56,336 Gotta do it now. 248 00:08:56,370 --> 00:08:58,339 I have so many pictures of Joey, but none of them capture 249 00:08:58,372 --> 00:08:59,707 what he really looks like, you know what I mean? 250 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:01,642 Hey, hey, hey, my ears are on fire. 251 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:03,444 Y'all better not be talking about me in here. 252 00:09:03,477 --> 00:09:05,646 Don't you worry about your special girls, Markie. 253 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:07,414 Hey, I just got one special girl. 254 00:09:07,447 --> 00:09:08,582 -That's you, babe. -Cheers. 255 00:09:08,615 --> 00:09:10,618 Hey, Grant's got an amazing cornhole setup. 256 00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:12,419 Let's go do some quality time. 257 00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:13,821 -You guys have so much fun playing. -Exactly. 258 00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:16,357 I promised Grant I'd help him in the kitchen. 259 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:17,324 No, no, I'll come with. 260 00:09:17,358 --> 00:09:19,493 Because us sisters, we gotta stick together. 261 00:09:19,526 --> 00:09:21,228 I wanna keep talking to you. 262 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:23,196 Awesome. That's awesome. 263 00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:25,566 [toilet flushes] 264 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:29,436 Evan, get on in here for a second. I need a partner in crime. 265 00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:31,805 What... What are you doing here? 266 00:09:31,838 --> 00:09:33,607 I feel like I'm gonna get in trouble. 267 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,509 Why? 'Cause you're in the owner of the school's bedroom? 268 00:09:35,542 --> 00:09:37,678 -Grant doesn't own the school. -[scoffs] 269 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:40,213 I've actually been wanting to get a moment alone with you. 270 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:44,551 I've... I've been thinking, I feel like we're really similar, you and I. 271 00:09:45,519 --> 00:09:47,354 How so? 272 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:49,556 Well, I feel like maybe you and I have some of the same tastes. 273 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:53,727 What? Taste in movies? My favorite's Van Helsing 274 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,562 Your favorite movie is Van Helsing 275 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,397 Yeah, I love Viggo, don't you? 276 00:09:58,465 --> 00:10:01,502 What I meant is, like, I think we might, you know, be similar in, 277 00:10:01,535 --> 00:10:03,571 like, the kind of people we might like. 278 00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:05,139 What kind of people do you like? 279 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:07,308 I like people that are masculine. 280 00:10:07,341 --> 00:10:08,676 Like news anchors? 281 00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:11,545 -Sure, among other... -Oh, my God. Look at these. 282 00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:13,581 Oh, my God, put that back. 283 00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:15,416 Gil, what are you doing in here? 284 00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:19,119 I am just looking for a claw clip for Abby 'cause I love her. 285 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:20,821 Toodles. 286 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:22,589 Abby, girl. 287 00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:24,724 Am I being punked? 288 00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:29,563 [whispering] Oh, my God, Gwen, where have you been? 289 00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:30,564 It's been, like, a fucking hour. 290 00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:32,600 Brit's sort of latched on to me. 291 00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:34,235 She's telling me these boring stories about people I don't know. 292 00:10:34,268 --> 00:10:35,703 Okay, well, I'm sorry that happened to you, 293 00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:37,571 but there are more important issues at hand. 294 00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:39,640 Gil just showed me panties. 295 00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:41,575 Whose panties? 296 00:10:41,608 --> 00:10:43,644 Sasha's, but I don't know. He's gay. He's just acting gay all the time. 297 00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:45,112 I've never been more sure of anything... 298 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,248 It's just split end city up in here. 299 00:10:47,281 --> 00:10:49,216 "Split end city"? 300 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,552 He's in the closet. Big deal. I've dated so many men in the closet. 301 00:10:51,585 --> 00:10:55,122 You just can't out everybody. You gay. You gay. You gay. You gay. No. 302 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:57,091 -You've dated so many men in the closet? -Yes-- 303 00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:59,593 Gwen, I finally found the right picture of Joey. 304 00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:00,628 Oh, boy. 305 00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:02,563 Evan, you want to see it? 306 00:11:02,596 --> 00:11:03,697 No, thank you. 307 00:11:03,730 --> 00:11:05,766 Sup, pimp. Take a Post-it. 308 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:08,068 Put it on whatever you want for when Grant dies. 309 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:11,305 Grant is not dying, Rick, and if he does, his wife is gonna keep this lamp. 310 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:13,607 -This lamp? It's ugly. -Then why do you want it? 311 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,175 It's a lamp! 312 00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:18,245 Sell these hos on my Etsy. 313 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:20,748 -Markie. -Yeah? 314 00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:22,515 -Can I ask you something? -Yeah. 315 00:11:22,949 --> 00:11:25,686 If you knew somebody was gay, but nobody else knew, 316 00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:27,655 -would you say something? -Absolutely. 317 00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:29,490 You gotta speak early and often on that, dude. 318 00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:30,524 Hell yeah, buddy. 319 00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:32,126 -That's what I said. -Yes, man. 320 00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:33,594 We had this sensitive situation in high school. 321 00:11:33,627 --> 00:11:35,629 We had this kid-- We knew he was gay, right? 322 00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:37,498 We all knew, so we told everyone. 323 00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:39,600 People who didn't even go to our high school, we told them. 324 00:11:39,633 --> 00:11:41,435 We told people who weren't even in high school. 325 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:44,605 -We told everyone, especially him. -That's not good. 326 00:11:44,638 --> 00:11:46,273 No, it is, dude, he needed to know. 327 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:47,808 -And he knew-- -No, you were bullying him. 328 00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:50,411 No, dude, bullying is only if the guy's not gay. 329 00:11:50,444 --> 00:11:52,580 -That's fucked up. -But you're right. Early and often. 330 00:11:52,613 --> 00:11:53,747 -Early and often. -Yes, yes. 331 00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:55,282 Wait, why are you asking this, by the way? 332 00:11:55,649 --> 00:11:56,650 What? 333 00:11:57,318 --> 00:11:59,687 -Is it Rick? -No, it's not Rick, Markie. 334 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,088 Who's gay? 335 00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:02,656 Clearly I'm talking about this guy Gil. 336 00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:04,525 -Gil? -Yeah. 337 00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:05,726 You think Gil is gay? 338 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:07,661 I'm certain that Gil is gay. 339 00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:09,763 Evan, Evan, Gil is not gay. 340 00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:12,199 He's just a Southern effeminate man. 341 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,168 That's a whole different category, bud. 342 00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:15,536 I've known those guys all my life. 343 00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:17,671 Charm, yeah, they got a lot of that. 344 00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:20,808 Pizzazz, all that shit. But that's not... No, that's not gay. 345 00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:23,744 Those guys are closeted gay men. 346 00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:25,646 So what? So what? Every effeminate Southern man's gay? 347 00:12:25,679 --> 00:12:28,482 It's just that Southern men are more likely to stay in the closet. 348 00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:31,051 -So my youth pastor was gay? -Very likely, yes. 349 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,820 -So my Boy Scout leader was gay? -Probably. 350 00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:36,690 So the guy who cut my hair growing up and his roommate... both gay? 351 00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:39,660 Just look back. It's gonna be like the end of the 352 00:12:39,693 --> 00:12:41,595 You're gonna be like, "All these people were gay." 353 00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,631 So, Joey has ADD. You know who else does? 354 00:12:43,664 --> 00:12:46,333 My mom has ADD. And they don't want to share about it, 355 00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:48,369 and I wish they would. It's a stigma. It's a stigma... 356 00:12:48,402 --> 00:12:49,636 Hey, Grant? 357 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:53,607 Grant, can I talk to you really quick? Just privately, you and me? 358 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,809 Yeah. Here. Help me set the table. 359 00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:59,480 These plates are crazy. The bear is eating the woman? 360 00:12:59,513 --> 00:13:01,515 Great-grandmother's old hunting plates. 361 00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:05,152 They're very morbid. Listen I wanted to talk to you about Gil. 362 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:06,654 I don't really know how to say this, 363 00:13:06,687 --> 00:13:08,555 and I think maybe it's gonna be a little awkward. 364 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:11,425 But Gil, I think, has a secret, and he's not telling anybody, 365 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,594 and I just think it's my personal responsibility 366 00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:15,095 to say something about this. 367 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,630 Not just for your sake, but for Abby's too. 368 00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:18,065 He told you, didn't he? 369 00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:19,667 -No. -He told you... I mean--- 370 00:13:19,700 --> 00:13:20,734 He didn't admit it to me. 371 00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:22,736 I mean, I know his little secret. 372 00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:24,471 You do? 373 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,373 Well, of course. You don't think he'd ask for my permission first? 374 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:27,440 Oh. To do what? 375 00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:30,010 To marry Abby, duh. 376 00:13:31,345 --> 00:13:34,415 -What? They're getting engaged? -Shush, Evan, shush. 377 00:13:34,448 --> 00:13:36,216 Why would you want to ruin a surprise like that? 378 00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:37,718 No, that can't be happening. 379 00:13:37,751 --> 00:13:39,620 That's not what I was talking about at all. 380 00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:42,189 -That's my lasagna. -How are people not seeing this? 381 00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:43,691 You know what? I'm gonna go to the bathroom really quick. 382 00:13:43,724 --> 00:13:45,292 -I'll be right back. -Oh, I'll come too. 383 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,694 -No, don't. -Babe, I got you a seltzer. 384 00:13:46,727 --> 00:13:47,761 -Thanks. -Where y'all going? 385 00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:49,229 -Bathroom. -Together? 386 00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:50,764 I'm just gonna go to the bathroom by myself. 387 00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:52,566 -We're girls, Markie. -Stop it. Watch your foot. 388 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:54,435 There's, like, four other bathrooms in this house. 389 00:13:54,468 --> 00:13:56,270 -I want this bathroom. -[Gwen] Please stop. 390 00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:58,072 I can't wait to tell you the story about the bike. 391 00:13:58,105 --> 00:13:59,807 -Oh, wait, can I pee first? -Mm-hmm. 392 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:03,110 We were crying-laughing because Nancy and Joey had to go into a store... 393 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,812 -Mmm. -...like, right before we got on the bikes, 394 00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:07,214 because Joey got some schmutz all over his pants. 395 00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:09,750 -And then... -[defecating] 396 00:14:09,783 --> 00:14:11,785 Yeah, where were we? Oh, right. Okay. 397 00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:14,421 And so then he gets on his bike, and he makes a face, like... 398 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,056 -Like, it's like... -[loud splash] 399 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:17,258 -Wait... No, no, Gwen. -[gasps] Oh, my God. 400 00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:19,460 Gwen, wait, wait. You have to... 401 00:14:19,493 --> 00:14:21,061 You have to look at me to get the story. Like, look at my face. He's like... 402 00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:22,496 -[defecating] -[chuckling] 403 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,331 Do you have di... diarrhea? 'Cause I can go. 404 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,834 No, no. It's embarrassing. Don't open the door on me. 405 00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,636 Oh, wait, where was I? Oh, Joey. 406 00:14:28,669 --> 00:14:30,471 Oh, no, continue. Yeah. 407 00:14:30,504 --> 00:14:32,573 -He's like touching the side of his pants. -[defecating] 408 00:14:32,606 --> 00:14:35,542 He doesn't have any pockets, 'cause he's wearing women's pants. 409 00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,444 We never have pockets in our pants. 410 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:39,413 Ugh, sorry, I thought this would be quick. 411 00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,148 [defecating] 412 00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:43,317 [scoffs] Lord, it feels good to put my heels up. 413 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:45,819 My puppies were barking. [laughs] 414 00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:49,223 -You got crazy confidence. I love it. -[Gil] Thank you. 415 00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:51,659 Wow, Gil, I would love to get to know you a bit more. 416 00:14:51,692 --> 00:14:54,295 You would? You wanna know all my little secrets? 417 00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:55,829 [Evan chuckling] I sure do. 418 00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:57,598 Does Abby know your secrets? 419 00:14:57,631 --> 00:15:00,434 I mean, she knows absolutely everything about me. 420 00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:02,403 -She even knows about my tattoo. -I do. 421 00:15:02,436 --> 00:15:04,505 -What's the tattoo? -It's kinda embarrassing. 422 00:15:04,538 --> 00:15:06,740 -No, it's not. Show 'em. -Is it embarrassing? You can show me. 423 00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:08,242 -We wanna see it. -[Gil] I just met these people. 424 00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:09,777 -Get up and show 'em. -Okay, fine. 425 00:15:09,810 --> 00:15:11,745 -Okay, come on. -[Gil clears throat] 426 00:15:13,847 --> 00:15:15,315 [Evan] Wow. 427 00:15:16,150 --> 00:15:17,818 There it is. What do you think of that, Markie? 428 00:15:17,851 --> 00:15:20,187 That dude is ripped. Is that you? Did you serve? 429 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,722 No, but my dad did. It's in honor of him. 430 00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:24,825 -Markie, it's, like, a buff... sailor. -[Markie] Yeah. 431 00:15:24,858 --> 00:15:26,360 He was on a lot of steroids. 432 00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:28,095 -Thank him for his service. -I will. 433 00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:29,630 Dinner's ready. I need hands. Hands! 434 00:15:29,663 --> 00:15:31,532 -Oh, I taught him that saying. -[Abby chuckles] 435 00:15:31,565 --> 00:15:33,701 You taught him how to say "hands"? 436 00:15:33,734 --> 00:15:36,704 Hey, wait, Gil. Can you just hang back a second? Talk to me. 437 00:15:36,737 --> 00:15:37,638 Sure, hon. What's up? 438 00:15:37,671 --> 00:15:41,341 Um, I-I-I know this is gonna be awkward... 439 00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:43,343 but... 440 00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,145 aren't you gay? 441 00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:47,648 Excuse me? 442 00:15:47,681 --> 00:15:51,484 I'm asking you, like, as a gay man myself, 443 00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,220 are you also gay? 444 00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:54,754 I'm just... like, no judgment. 445 00:15:55,822 --> 00:16:00,260 Well, if you really must know, I am 80-20, gay-bi. 446 00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:07,067 -You're what? -I said I'm 80-20, gay-bi. 447 00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:12,072 You're 80-20, gay-bi? 448 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:16,509 Mm-hmm. Eighty percent gay, twenty percent bi. 449 00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:23,116 So, if you're 20% bi, then you're only 10% straight? 450 00:16:23,784 --> 00:16:25,819 -You got it. -[Grant] Gentlemen, dinner! 451 00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:29,022 We can talk more about this later, kitten, but I know you was wondering. 452 00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:33,293 Now, let me get my mouth on some of those shrimps. 453 00:16:33,794 --> 00:16:35,496 [Grant speaks indistinctly] 454 00:16:35,529 --> 00:16:40,300 [whispering] Gwen. Hey, Gwen. Hi there. Seafood. 455 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:42,168 [chuckles] 456 00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:45,039 Gil, stop. [chuckles] 457 00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:47,341 What? I can't be playing footsie with my special lady? 458 00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:49,143 [Abby] We're at the table. My God. 459 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:51,579 Grant, you outdid yourself, bud. This is a great meal. 460 00:16:51,612 --> 00:16:52,780 Hmm. 461 00:16:52,813 --> 00:16:54,481 What's the announcement? 462 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,217 Quando morir�, se morir�, 463 00:16:57,250 --> 00:17:02,590 sar� felice di sapere che ho trascorso una bellissima vita 464 00:17:02,623 --> 00:17:05,792 e una bella cena con la mia famiglia. 465 00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:07,527 That translates into, 466 00:17:07,561 --> 00:17:12,533 "When I die, I will be happy because I'm surrounded by family." 467 00:17:12,566 --> 00:17:13,734 This sucks. 468 00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:15,703 -Very sweet. -Beautiful. 469 00:17:15,736 --> 00:17:17,071 [Rick] It sucks. 470 00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:19,039 Okay, all right. You've waited long enough. 471 00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:22,576 I've invited everyone here because I have something very personal to share. 472 00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:24,745 [sighs] This is gonna fuck me up. 473 00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:26,547 You all have a very special place in my life, 474 00:17:26,580 --> 00:17:29,516 and I just want you to know that, um... 475 00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:34,822 that after 16 years and six months shepherding 476 00:17:34,855 --> 00:17:36,257 Morrison-Hensley High School, 477 00:17:36,290 --> 00:17:38,559 I am officially going to leave it all behind. 478 00:17:38,592 --> 00:17:40,227 -[Rick] Dying. -[Markie] Who poached you? 479 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,162 -What? You're quitting? -No, I'm retiring. 480 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:45,633 I'm retiring and leav... I'm leaving you all to flourish without me. 481 00:17:45,666 --> 00:17:47,768 Congratulations, Dad! [chuckles] 482 00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:50,604 Anyway, I wanted to tell you that I will officially be taking my leave 483 00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:55,609 as principal of Morrison-Hensley on May 23, 2035. 484 00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:02,349 So, in ten years? 485 00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:05,152 -Yeah. -Okay. That's exciting. 486 00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:06,687 That's what you brought us here to say? 487 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,422 Just giving you enough time to prepare for it. 488 00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:10,457 I think I'd be ready... I'll be ready in ten years. 489 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,325 Aren't you gonna be dead by then? 490 00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:14,061 [chuckling] I hope not. 491 00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:15,829 To Grant's retirement. 492 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:18,799 -He will be missed. Eventually. -Yeah. Eventually, eventually, eventually. 493 00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:20,701 To Grant beating this thing. 494 00:18:20,734 --> 00:18:22,102 [all clamor] 495 00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:24,204 We'll celebrate with Chardonnay at Sandals. 496 00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:25,773 [all laugh] 497 00:18:25,806 --> 00:18:27,107 -[Grant] Can't wait. -[Rick] I can't fucking believe it. 498 00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:28,609 Um... You know, can I... 499 00:18:28,642 --> 00:18:30,778 -Can I say something as well? -[Grant] Mm-hmm. 500 00:18:30,811 --> 00:18:33,681 I'm sorry, I hate to do this. And I don't, you know... 501 00:18:33,714 --> 00:18:35,649 I'm not somebody who likes to make a scene, 502 00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:39,586 but, um, Grant, I... [stutters] ...care about you. 503 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,389 And I care about your daughter. 504 00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:45,059 -No, no, no. -[Evan] This is... This is something... 505 00:18:45,092 --> 00:18:46,493 -Evan, stop. -It's fine. 506 00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:49,096 I think this is something that isn't my place to say, 507 00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:52,266 but I'm losing my mind because Gil should be saying this. 508 00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:54,235 So, actually, why don't you... 509 00:18:54,268 --> 00:18:57,070 why don't you tell them what you told me? 510 00:18:58,171 --> 00:18:59,406 You know, for their sake. 511 00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:01,775 [sighs, groans] 512 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,076 Say it. 513 00:19:03,744 --> 00:19:07,715 I assume this is about me being 80-20, gay-bi? 514 00:19:07,748 --> 00:19:10,084 Yeah, it is. There it is. 515 00:19:10,117 --> 00:19:11,385 What the fuck is that? 516 00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:14,454 And it's about you being only 10% straight. 517 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:19,526 -And that 10% burns for Abby. -[Brit] Aw. 518 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:21,428 -That's right, baby. -I love you, honey. 519 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,396 Baby, I love you too. Come here. 520 00:19:24,097 --> 00:19:25,165 What? 521 00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:27,234 You know what, Evan? We already know. We already know. 522 00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,502 You knew? You knew. 523 00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,672 Oh, and you knew. 524 00:19:31,705 --> 00:19:33,374 [Grant] Not something we talk about over the dinner table 525 00:19:33,407 --> 00:19:35,109 because, quite frankly, it's none of our business. 526 00:19:35,142 --> 00:19:39,579 But, again, not new information to anyone involved. 527 00:19:40,714 --> 00:19:42,282 [smacks lips] 528 00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,284 Thank you, Evan. 529 00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:47,755 Yeah... Hey, be careful of that bathroom. 530 00:19:47,788 --> 00:19:51,024 Gwen blew it up. She's got crazy diarrhea. 531 00:19:51,425 --> 00:19:52,726 Is that okay that I shared that? 532 00:19:57,831 --> 00:20:01,268 [breathes deeply, sighs] 533 00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:04,371 -[whispering] I'm sorry I upset you. -Oh, Evan, you didn't upset me. 534 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:07,207 I'm just powdering my tiramisu. Here, you powder. 535 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,076 Oh, okay, I've never done this. 536 00:20:09,109 --> 00:20:12,279 Yeah, I just... I guess I didn't realize everybody knew. 537 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:15,215 Yeah, we did. Gil is 20... 20-80. 538 00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:17,418 -Eighty-twenty. -Right. 539 00:20:17,451 --> 00:20:18,552 Gay-bi. 540 00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:20,621 Yeah, well, you know... [stammers] 541 00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:23,157 It confused me at first, but they walked me through it. I'm fine. 542 00:20:23,190 --> 00:20:27,361 And you're just fine with that? You're down for your daughter to marry this guy? 543 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:31,332 What is this talk? Are you doing bi erasure in my house? 544 00:20:31,365 --> 00:20:33,601 Not bi erasure. The guy's 90% gay, but... 545 00:20:33,634 --> 00:20:35,603 -[chuckles] -No, I'm just... 546 00:20:35,636 --> 00:20:39,340 I don't know, I guess I'm impressed you're open and accepting. 547 00:20:39,373 --> 00:20:41,542 He makes Abby happy, and that makes me happy. 548 00:20:41,575 --> 00:20:43,811 I mean, it's very cool, you know. 549 00:20:43,844 --> 00:20:45,546 All right, there... Stop. That's too much powder. 550 00:20:45,579 --> 00:20:47,081 That's way too much powder. 551 00:20:47,114 --> 00:20:48,682 Just go. I'll have to take some off. 552 00:20:49,383 --> 00:20:50,350 [groans] 553 00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:53,787 [Gwen] Where's Brit? 554 00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:56,356 Uh, she took the truck home. Said she was coming down with something. 555 00:20:56,757 --> 00:20:58,092 Mmm. 556 00:20:58,125 --> 00:20:59,593 She might be, yeah. She might be sick. 557 00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:01,462 -Yeah. -Can I talk to you? 558 00:21:01,495 --> 00:21:04,531 I usually don't meddle in other people's relationships, 559 00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:06,633 but can I talk to you about Brit? 560 00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:08,802 Yeah. 561 00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:13,307 You know, I don't... I don't think she's a match for you. 562 00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:16,644 She may not be Mrs. Right, I get it, but she's Mrs. Right Now. 563 00:21:16,677 --> 00:21:19,380 She should be Miss Not Never. Okay? 564 00:21:19,413 --> 00:21:20,781 -Okay. -No, no, no. 565 00:21:20,814 --> 00:21:25,218 Just please, for me, break up with her. Okay? For me. 566 00:21:26,253 --> 00:21:27,787 Yeah? Thank you. 567 00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:33,727 Is everything okay? 568 00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:38,599 [scoffs] A-okay, brother. A-okay, buddy. 569 00:21:38,632 --> 00:21:40,067 What? 570 00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:41,702 The whole reason I brought Brit here tonight 571 00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:44,738 was basically to make Gwen jealous, and it just worked. 572 00:21:45,239 --> 00:21:48,709 She just begged me to dump Brit. Begged me. 573 00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:50,344 Right there where you're sitting. 574 00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:52,112 I'm riding on a high right now. 575 00:21:52,713 --> 00:21:56,583 Markie, she took a shit in front of Gwen. 576 00:21:58,185 --> 00:22:00,087 Whatever works. 577 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:01,555 -Bye, Grant, thank you so much. -[Grant] Good night. Thanks for coming. 578 00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:03,189 -We love you. -Bye, Grant. 579 00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:05,459 -[Abby] Drive safe. -Bye, Gil. Thanks for the shrimps. 580 00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:08,095 -[Grant] Bye, drive safe. -You're welcome. Bye. 581 00:22:08,128 --> 00:22:10,730 -[Sasha] Night. Good to see everyone. -Gil. Hey, Gil. Gil. 582 00:22:11,765 --> 00:22:12,533 I just... 583 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:16,804 I'm sorry. I hope there's no hard feelings about earlier. 584 00:22:16,837 --> 00:22:18,205 Um... 585 00:22:18,238 --> 00:22:19,440 It was stupid. 586 00:22:19,473 --> 00:22:21,408 It's okay. Thank you. 587 00:22:21,909 --> 00:22:23,410 I get why you were concerned. 588 00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:25,379 But you know there's all kinds of different love, 589 00:22:25,412 --> 00:22:27,414 and this works for us. 590 00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:29,416 -So, is it, like, an open relationship? -That's none of your business. 591 00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:31,352 Right. Totally fair. 592 00:22:31,385 --> 00:22:34,287 You know, I understand why Grant's retiring. 593 00:22:35,389 --> 00:22:37,424 -You're a lot. -I am. 594 00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:41,495 I could have sworn you were hitting on me, though. 595 00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:43,364 I... Was I... I was misinterpreting? 596 00:22:43,397 --> 00:22:45,732 You were, 'cause if I was, you'd know. We'd be pounding. 597 00:22:53,607 --> 00:22:56,276 You guys going belts or no belt on the way home? 598 00:23:04,451 --> 00:23:05,619 That guy's gay. 599 00:23:05,652 --> 00:23:08,055 [? "The Promise" playing] 600 00:23:08,088 --> 00:23:10,424 ? I'm sorry But I'm just thinking Of the right words to say 601 00:23:10,457 --> 00:23:12,593 -? I promise you ? -? I know they don't sound 602 00:23:12,626 --> 00:23:15,329 -? The way I planned them to be ? 603 00:23:15,362 --> 00:23:17,498 ? But if you wait around A while I'll make you Fall for me 604 00:23:17,531 --> 00:23:21,702 -? I promise you ? -? I promise, I promise you 605 00:23:21,735 --> 00:23:25,439 ? I'm sorry But I'm just thinking Of the right words to say 606 00:23:25,472 --> 00:23:27,608 -? I promise you ? -? I know they don't sound 607 00:23:27,641 --> 00:23:30,311 -? The way I planned them to be ? 608 00:23:30,344 --> 00:23:33,714 ? And if I had to Walk the world I'd make you fall for me 609 00:23:33,747 --> 00:23:41,187 ? I promise you I promise you I will ? 610 00:23:42,389 --> 00:23:44,791 ? I will ? 611 00:23:46,393 --> 00:23:49,229 ? I will ? 612 00:23:50,564 --> 00:23:52,333 ? I will ? 613 00:23:52,366 --> 00:23:54,401 [song ends] 614 00:23:54,451 --> 00:23:59,001 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 48473

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