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Let me tell you something, my kid...
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His father never taught him to take
anything.
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So much laundry.
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Colic boys.
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Look at that.
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On my good makeup.
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Boys will be boys, I guess.
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Oh, I'm not leaving. No.
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No, no, no.
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Hey, yo. Oh, for fuck's sake, Parker.
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What are you doing?
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What do you mean, what am I doing?
People live here.
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Yeah, but I'm in the bathroom.
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Well, then lock it.
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You just shouldn't be walking in the
bathroom, though.
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I shouldn't just be walking in the
bathroom in my own house. Are you
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kidding me? Knock or something.
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Are you using my good makeup rag?
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Yeah, I guess.
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Nope, nope, nope. Put it in the wash.
And also, you're doing your own laundry
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from now on.
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Ew, no.
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Sorry.
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And how was your day, honey?
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Huh? It was all right.
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Yeah? Long day at work, but... Uh -huh.
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You?
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Uh, well, your son is home.
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And I saw quite a lot of him today in
the bathroom.
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What do you mean?
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Well, last week, his clothes were
everywhere. I found his comrade.
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And I was like, uh, boys will be boys.
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Whatever. And today, he was in the
bathroom just doing it. He didn't lock
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door. He didn't do anything.
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He's using my good makeup rags, and he
tried to hand it back to me?
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Jesus, Parker. I'll talk to him. Look,
honey, you know he's going through a
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tough time.
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You know, Wendy broke up with him.
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Okay,
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if we had to deal with her, then he has
to deal with her, too.
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She was in the house all the time, and
nothing was said, but this has got to
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stop. I'm not saying you're wrong. He
just, you know, he... He needs to get
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it. He does need to get over it. I'm
sorry, honey. I'm just prostrating. And
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it's gross. It's really gross.
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I'll talk to him. He just... Look, boys
will be boys, and... Look, he just
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needs, you know... He just needs good
pussy to get him over it, you know?
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Oh, fun.
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Yeah. Like, if he had pussy, like...
You're just trying to make me feel
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I'm just saying. And you have good
pussy, and I want to have some.
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Why is it the dean?
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Hello?
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Yeah, this is her.
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Excuse me?
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He was doing what?
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Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. Yeah. No, I
can't believe it. Yeah, this is very
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serious. I'm so sorry.
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My husband and I will have a talk with
him a week.
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No, that's totally fair.
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Yeah, that's completely fair. I'm so
sorry. I'm so sorry.
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Okay, yeah. Yeah, I will take care of
this.
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I'm sorry I had to call. I apologize.
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Okay.
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Thanks. What am I going to do with that
boy?
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Boys will be boys and... Look, he just
needs, you know... He just needs good
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pussy to get him over, you know? Oh,
hon.
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I know what I gotta do.
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Oh, hey, hey.
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Again? Do you not knock?
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I live here.
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You're here rent -free in your... What
is this, raccoon trash can area?
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I mean...
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I'm doing something.
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Obviously. And you've been doing that
something because I just got a call from
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your dean.
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Fuck.
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I'm sorry. I meant to tell you and dad.
When? When were you going to do that? Do
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you have any idea how embarrassing that
is?
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And you're in school for a week. You
know what? I know.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm trying.
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You know, we need to talk about this.
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You have a serious problem.
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What do you mean?
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And you're doing this all the time.
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Yeah.
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You know, me and Wendy broke up, and I'm
trying, and
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it's not really working.
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Yeah, your dad told me about Wendy. Get
over it.
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I wouldn't be so sure about that.
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Your dad told me about Wendy, but first
of all, we didn't like her anyway.
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Sorry. But, like, have you tried
something else, like going to the gym,
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I've tried literally everything. I just
can't get over her. I don't know what's
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going on. I just can't.
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I mean, have you found Jesus? I don't
know. I don't know.
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I've literally tried everything.
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Well, what about the old saying, the
best way to get over someone is to get
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under someone else?
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Yeah, you don't think I'd want that?
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I can't.
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Just do that.
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It's hard.
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Apps exist, you know? Yeah, but
everybody on those apps want, like, long
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I'm just trying to get over her. That's
all I really can think of. One.
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Okay, you've got a point.
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I'm sorry for yelling at you.
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No, it's... I deserve it, yeah.
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Oh, well, but, no, I'm sorry anyway.
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Um, I think I have a solution.
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What do you mean?
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Well...
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We can get rid of this.
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I'm sick and tired of you spewing all
over this house. You know how much
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I've been doing?
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You're my mom, though.
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I'm not your mom. I'm your stepmom.
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I'm sure it's all not your mom, because
we wouldn't be in this situation.
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I guess it don't work, Dad.
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What about him?
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Your dad does what's best for you.
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Yeah, but... That's why he's shelling
out all this money for this expensive
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school that you just got suspended at.
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Yeah, but if he found out you were
touching me, he'd be upset.
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If it stopped all of these problems and
kept you in school, I guarantee you he
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would be a happy, happy man.
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So we should make you a happy, happy man
so you can get back to your studies and
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acting like a normal boy.
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I guess that makes sense.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm tired of all this laundry, so
let's get you over one day.
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Yes, ma 'am. That's good.
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I mean, you did marry me for a reason.
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Definitely see why my dad married you.
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We're going to get you over that girl.
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Yeah, I guess so.
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Okay, fair.
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You like that, honey?
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You're definitely tight in the windows.
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Should work with older women.
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It's better than what you were doing,
right?
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Oh, 100%. It's going to keep my makeup
down.
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Thank you.
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You're watching all those movies.
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I know how they do all the movies.
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Watch the movie instead.
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Oh, God.
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I don't know.
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These didn't take after your father.
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That would be a great discussion.
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I just need a bite.
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Oh, God.
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You know what?
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You should come over my face. I'm going
to taste you. Really? I am.
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I am.
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I am.
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I'm going to taste you. You're going to
taste me, right?
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I am.
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I am.
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Come for me, baby.
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Oh, fuck.
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You're going to do better in school now,
right?
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Yes, ma 'am.
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Keep this our little secret?
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Yes, ma 'am.
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