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I don't know, girl. I'm just, like, so nervous.

I don't wanna look stupid.

Like, I've never put a condom on anybody before.

Oh, girl, it's the easiest thing.

Don't even be worried.

Just take the condom out, just put it on the tip, and it just rolls down the

shaft so easy. You could even do it with just your lips and no hands. It's so

easy.

I don't know.

Do you have a banana?

Do you have a cucumber?

Anything?

Actually, yeah, I do. I have some bananas right here.

You have a banana? That's perfect.

Perfect. Okay.

You got it.

Oh, my gosh.

Look at that.

Yeah, put it on like that.

Yeah, that's perfect.

Yeah, see, you got it, girl. You got it.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my gosh. Yes.

Girl.

Oh, my gosh.

I mean, I don't know. Your stepdad's pretty hot.

I've been seeing him check you out every time I've been over there.

Is he pretty cute?

Yeah, he's cute, girl. He's cute, but it's kind of weird, you know?

He's kind of cute, but I don't know.

How do I even bring that up to him?

I don't know. Maybe you should just be in the kitchen practicing and let him

walk in and catch you. I don't know.

You know, I just don't know how to do this. And then he'll be like, oh, let me

help you.

I don't know. I could do that.

I'm so nervous.

I guess I'll try, but I don't know, I'm nervous.

Don't be nervous.

You know she's so willing.

Well, okay, let me go try, and I'll call you back.

Okay, bro, good luck.

Thank you.

Bye. Bye.

Hey, Richard.

Oh, hey.

What are you up to?

Oh, nothing.

You know, just... Yeah,

so, um... Mom's not supposed to be home for a little while, is she? No, it's

Monday, so... Yeah, she usually works late on Mondays. Mm -hmm.

Yeah, so, um... I actually, like, had a question to ask you. Yeah, I'm always

here to help, of course.

So... Have this...

boyfriend and we wanted to like take things to the next level you

know and i wanted to be safe yeah

so um i just like never put a condom on anybody before

yeah i was about your age in college whenever i first started having sex too

yeah that's it's good to know it's good that you're being safe

It's pretty self -explanatory. You just kind of roll it on there.

Yeah, I mean, I tried it on a banana, but, like, it wasn't really working out.

It broke, like... Yeah, a banana's not a real dick, you know? It's kind of,

like, shaved, and then the top is, like, sharp. So I can see how it was a

struggle.

Yes.

You know my friend Maddie, right?

Oh yeah, Maddie's great. I know her.

Um... I don't know, I'm like nervous to ask you this, but...

Um... She was thinking

maybe I could ask you for help?

Uh, yeah, I mean, I'm happy to help in whatever way I can.

Um, she was saying maybe I could, like, try to put one on

you.

Well,

um, wow.

You know, me and your mom have been together for, like, a few years now.

mean, I don't know.

I know.

It's not too weird or anything?

I mean, we don't have to make it weird. Like, you don't have to touch me or

anything. It's just to get some practice.

I just don't want to look stupid, you know?

Yeah.

Well, I mean, I guess if it's for educational purposes, I think it would

okay.

Perfect. I knew you would understand.

Maybe I can...

Start out by helping you out a bit.

Those are super nice.

I want you to feel them.

They're so soft.

Just like your mom's.

Even better, I hope.

Actually, yeah.

Your hands feel so good.

Oh,

you're good at this.

I can notice it's really getting hard for me.

So big, Daddy.

Mmm.

Should I suck it a little bit?

Get it nice and wet?

Thank you.

hmm hmm

Does that feel good, Daddy?

I'm going to show you how to put this thing on.

Yes, Daddy.

You've got to go nice and hard. You don't want to...

Oh,

yeah.

Here you go.

Turn it over.

There you go.

Roll it down. Like that, Daddy?

Yeah, just like that.

I want to feel you stretch me out, daddy.

It's back.

Oh, my God. It feels so good filling me up.

I've been imagining this for a long time, Dad.

Oh, yeah, me too.

I love cheeseburgers.

I love

how

it feels deep like that.

I think I want to feel it without the condom.

This is really good, Daddy, but... I want to feel it without the condom.

Oh,

yeah.

Fuck me right, Daddy.

you're a good little girl

Oh, yes, let's tell the moms.

Give it back to me,

Daddy.

I'm sorry.

watching it slide in.

Nothing. Nothing.

Nothing.

Thank you.

I'm going to die.

Thank you.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Thank you so much for helping me out, Daddy.

Anytime, baby.

You're the best stepdad ever.